IT BEGINS!

Hey kids, guess what time it is.

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss.

If my mental checklist is correct we still need to do the horizontal monster mash with the Cannones, Yanderecron and the Ork girl.

Both of you finally cleaned off, and Mika actually seeming to calm down, you step from the shower. The towels are modest, but do the job.

Mika watches quietly as you shave, which you hadn't had many recent opportunities to do.

You start reaching for your clothes, checking your communicator. Its quite late, far past the hour of nightfall.

"Sorry, didn't mean to keep you up this late." You smile apologetically to Mika. Its quite difficult not to just outright stare as she dries her hair, wrapped only in a single and quite revealing pink towel.

"Its ummmm... D-do, ah... D-do you w-want to s-s-stay the ni-night?" She stammers, perhaps louder than she had intended to as it catches you quite off-guard.

"If its not too much trouble?" You shrug.

"N-no t-trouble..." She says, staring at the floor and her face red as her robes again.

An hour later you wake back up as Mika shifts position. Looking down at the quietly snoozing tech-priestess, you can't quite believe your luck.

A yawn, and you pull her closer to you as you drift back into your dreams.

[ ] Its vore time

[ ] Its vore time

[ ] Its vore time

[ ] fondle her in her sleep

>>17712007
Hmmm....decisions, decisions....

ITS VORE TIME!!!

>>17712007

It's always vore time

>Mfw heretical love quest

can i buy a vowel

>[x] Its vore time

I think option 2 outweighs both others in the progression of this story.

Like to see how Ral'am gets us in here.

[ ] Its vore time

Something ringing loudly cracks your eyes back open. With an annoyed grunt, you reach over, slapping at your communicator. Finally it shuts off, and you roll back over.

A few seconds later, its insistent tone chimes again. This time you snatch up the device and hold it in front of your face.

The screen reads "Esh - Urgent."

Damn that Eldar, calling you all the time. Why can't she just leave a message like a normal person, xeno, anyone.

Well she should have known better to call at... Oh wait, its already 1pm...

Looking back, you notice Mika seems to have already awoken, as she's disappeared. A small note left on the bed-stand informs you that she needed to complete some morning rituals or something with machine spirits blah blah blah.

Annoyed at the intrusion nonetheless, you press the receive button and put the communicator to your ear.

Which proves instantly to be a poor decision.

"MAX?!" The earpiece squeals in protest at the volume.

"Damn it, woman, you don't have to yell into these things!" You snap.

"Well pick up the first time then! Gods!" She quips right back.

"What could possibly be so important that you are calling me at this hour? I haven't smoked any more souls, and I swear I had no choice but to play in that bloodbowl game..."

"What are you...? Its one in the... Ugh, never mind any of that you idiot, your friend is hurt!"

>MFW I actually had a dream last night about a hot techpriestess.

It was lovely.

which friend?

>>17712103

OH GOD EIGHT

We have to defend our bros, GET ON IT.

>>17712138

It's Eight.

>>17712138

Eight got ambushed at the end of the last thread.

>>17712143

Don't worry about it.

He survives and gets his own spinoff.

>>17712154

Not if we don't save his ass now.

because you said that now hes gonna die

This snaps you to awake. Suddenly you have the device held to your ear with attention.

"What are you talking about, who?"

"Your Vindicare friend. One of our scout detachments found him this morning."

"Eight? How bad is he?"

Esh hesitates for a moment.

"Bad." She finally responds.

"Fuck. I'll be right there, tell me what happened."

"It would be pointless coming here, the healers wouldn't let you in to see him even if you tried to fight your way through. We don't know quite what happened, but it looks like he got into a tangle with a psycher of some kind."

"A psycher?"

"Yeah. Though it looks like he gave whoever it was hell. His pistol was empty and there was a good trail of blood. The scouts followed it but it ended at a river."

"Never mind all of that, how messed up is he? Can you guys deal with bullet wounds very well?" You are already throwing on your clothes and trying to figure out some way to equip your own armor.

"Its not a flesh wound, Max. I said he got in a fight with a psycher. He was bleeding from the eyes and ears when we found him, he's been catatonic ever since." The worried tone of Esh's voice does nothing except make you even more concerned.

"...When will we know?" You sit back down on the bed, suddenly feeling quite heavy.

"We don't know. The healers are trying their best, but even they aren't sure he'll ever come out of it."

"Keep trying your best, I've got something to deal with."

"Deal with?" Esh asks, clearly annoyed you are attempting to end the conversation.

"Yeah, because by the end of today, I'm going to kill whoever did it."

>>17712154
his spinoff focuses on pre-heretical love events, though.

>>17712211

>"Yeah, because by the end of today, I'm going to kill whoever did it."

Shit just got real.

Fuuuuck! Need to go to bed...

>>17712211
By the way, what happened to the other demonettes? Do we have their numbers?

>>17712211
Righteous fury acquired.

You find Mika busily messing with an open panel on Rex. The baneblade barks and starts toward you until Mika chides him to remain still. The robot relents, though his quivering antenna betray his true desire.

"Morning..." Mika stops when she sees your face.

"What happened?" She asks, standing up and quickly rushing over to you.

"Someone attacked a friend of mine. I need to go find out who."

Mika stops, but then nods and looks quite serious.

"You'd better go, then. I'll help you get into your armor."

As she quickly secures your armor pieces into place, you apologize for having to leave so suddenly. Despite her now serious tone, she's not angry with you. You thank her for being so understanding.

"T-there." She says, your gear finally all in place.

"Thanks, Mika. I'll let you know how it turns out." You reach down and pull her up in a tight hug. Quite to your surprise, she gives you a kiss right then and there.

"J-just don't do anything dumb, I don't have another Titan."

"Don't worry, I won't."

With one last kiss, you roar up the ramp on your new bike. A gift from Mika, something she'd been working on for quite some time.

In place of the usual bolters are plasma rifles, with a center-mounted grenade launcher. Twisting the throttle, you notice it seems to have quite a bit more power than the bikes you've ridden before. You make a note to take her on a ride the next time you see her.

For now, you have to decide where to go. Following the blood trail would be pointless. You have a feeling that somehow you'll just bump into whoever it is you've set out to end.

[ ] Karen sent you a text, the Orks are filming a show she thinks you would enjoy.

[ ] Try to reprogram the murderously loving Necron.

[ ] Lycheria left you a voice message, apparently the canoness wants her bike back

[ ] Help Ailia get over her fear of ‘nids

[x] Try to reprogram the murderously loving Necron.

They nids

[ ] Help Ailia get over her fear of ‘nids

and papa, s'done.

Orks

[x] Try to reprogram the murderously loving Necron.
might as well

[ ] Karen sent you a text, the Orks are filming a show she thinks you would enjoy.

Only 1 in with Karen, should probably build this one up a bit

>With one last kiss, you roar up the ramp on your new bike. A gift from Mika, something she'd been working on for quite some time.

>In place of the usual bolters are plasma rifles, with a center-mounted grenade launcher. Twisting the throttle, you notice it seems to have quite a bit more power than the bikes you've ridden before. You make a note to take her on a ride the next time you see her.

God I love this woman.


[X] Help Ailia get over her fear of ‘nids

What's that you say?
Help the girl who has an absurdly badass brother, so we can get support for revenge later?
Why, yes, that sounds excellent.

>>17712359
That is fucking sweet. You have some serious talent.

yes, that is a pink skull on the augmetic arm.

>>17712312
[x] ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS

>>17712312

[x] Karen sent you a text, the Orks are filming a show she thinks you would enjoy.

>>17712359
Damn man, looks nice! You paint fast!

What did you use for the mechanical arm? And is that a plasma gun inside of it that I spot?

Also you mind if I use that for the next OP image?

>>17712312

Hmm, Eight was attacked by a psychic?

Better get the Bolter Bitches for backup.

Also, I still want to show off Max's awesome armor before we lose it somehow.

>>17712401
i'd be honored, papa.

i used the power sword arm from the Cadian Command squad for the augmetic arm, altered slightly,

Shas'O Kais Fap'Tau could be tremendously useful in avenging Eight. Remember VIII is a trained, tempered killer, whoever got the drop on him must be -good-.

Also Tau are practically immune to psykers, so let's get in Fap'Tau's good books by helping his sister.

>>17712441
Ah, now I see it. Good choice on the parts compilation. I like the pink skull on it.

For sure going to use them as thread openers.

Also its tied at 4-4 Tau/Orks

>>17712478
resistant to mindfuck i think it was?

>>17712485

Orks

[Tau] i really like her.

Tau

[X] Orks!

Tau

>>17712485
Okay then to break the tie I change to Tau given the the Psyker resistance >>17712367

>>17712485
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Tau jubblies, that is all.

Next thread will be Karen's

Tau.

I guess I'll switch to Tau since I've already lost.

>>17712485
glad you like it, papa-n.

>>i can die happy.

tau

So... Tau, then?

>>17712575

Tau time

>>17712575
Looks like it.

Tau is majority now yes. Speaking of models papa, you mentioned wanting to buy some orks?

>>17712575

Yes! Bring on the greater goods!

>>17712575
>orks never getting any love

As you rip up dirt and your tires kick out small stones, you pull out your communicator once again.

The driving instructor at basic said never to do anything that might distract you from driving, but what did he know?

Ringing... Ringing...

"Ailia?"

"Max?"

"Yeah, its me."

"Ohai! My brother and I were just sitting down for lunch, care to join us?"

"As much as I'd like to, I've got a vendetta and the only prescription is to kill a psycher."

Ailia pauses.

"A... Psycher? Why? Whats up?"

You explain the situation to her as you ride, Ailia getting directions for you from her brother. The Tau girl seems quite upset at the news, having already spoken in quite length to Eight while you and Darkhammer were busy fighting on bear leaves.

"So he's in pretty bad shape?" Ailia finally asks, sounding downtrodden.

"That's what I've been told."

"Max, its Kais. Call the Eldar if you will, I'll personally send over some of our medical staff to help them out."

You make the call, fully expecting Esh to make a big scene of it and turn down the offer. Its quite surprising, then, when she graciously accepts. Not that you mind, the more staff the kid's got, the better his chances are.

>>17712597
Eh, maybe somewhere down the line, I wouldn't have time for them right now anyways. If I ever get around to making a second army, its either going to be Orks or a tank heavy guard one.

what army do you play now?

>>17712606

And now a special message from Morbo

TAU DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!

TAU WOMEN DO NOT HAVE BREASTS!!

Thank you, Morbo.

You pull up to a slow stop alongside the Hammerhead, noticing Kais standing outside of it. It looks like he's giving orders to several Tau seated in Piranhas, who go flying off at a breakneck speed before you get close.

"That was the medical crew, they are quite adept at dealing with psychic injuries, I assure you." The Tau Commander claps you on the shoulder.

"Thanks for this."

"Think nothing of it brother, a friend of yours is mine as well." He nods sagely.

"Now, you look quite tired, come come. My sister's already waiting for us." He ferries you to the other side of the gunship, where you find Ailia seated on a blanket with a modest spread of food in front of her.

"Max!" She smiles as she sees you, but it falters once she notices your face.

"Revenge is heavy work, eat up." Kais motions for you to sit, and you do.

Though you aren't sure WHY you are hungry, you find yourself eagerly digging in. Tau cuisine is strange, to put it lightly. Gelatinous blue goo that wriggles at a touch, green damp strands that hang limp on a fork... These things you avoid, settling instead for some kind of meat in a rolled flat bread.

Kais eats beside you, but looks quite grave as he does. Finally, he speaks his mind.

"Whomever it was that attacked your friend was surely no amateur. I've had run-ins with Vindicare in the past, and there is no sneaking up on one." He sets down his bowl of blue gelatin.

"Fortunately," He continues, "Whoever the attacker was is not quite so skilled in the art of deception. My scouts picked up a blood trail earlier, though we didn't know from what until you called. Headed right into Tyranid country."

You notice Ailia's face lose some of it's color, and she looks as though she hopes she won't hear what comes next.

"So we're headed into 'nid territory." You say with an air of finality.

>>17712684
Nurgle CSM

"Correct, we'll pick up the trail and see where it goes from there." Kais nods.

[ ] Ride your new bike

[ ] Ride with Kais in the Hammerhead

[ ] Take one of the Crisis suits alongside Ailia

>>17712776
[X] Ride your new bike

We gotta check out what all those new toys can do

>>17712776
>[X] Take one of the Crisis suits alongside Ailia

id say bike the suit sounds awesome but are gene coded, max dosnt want to be a crispy critter id hope

>>17712776

>[x] Take one of the Crisis suits alongside Ailia

IT'S MECHA TIME

(no, dad, no!)

[ ] Take one of the Crisis suits alongside Ailia

>>17712776

As long as it has Flame on the arms.....

Crisis suit.

>>17712776
Crisis suit, dat mecha

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF PAPA-N
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTjVDXDtdz0&feature=g-all-lik&context=G2a88131FAAAAAAAABAA

>>17712767
actually if I remember my fluff correctly tau are vegetarians.
[x]crisis suit

[x] Ride your new bike

We are the best Bikerman! (no, really, be beat Doomrider twice and all)

>>17712776
Ride our new bike

>>17712872
its no fun if we excel at everything easily.

[X] CRISIS SUIT!

Bike riding. It's modded for this, crisis suits aren't.

>YAY HERETICAL LOVE!

[x] Ride your new bike

>>17712767
We just got a bitching new bike, no way we're going to use something else until we've given it a test fight.

hammerhead, and take over the drivers position at gunpoint

>>17712895

DIS WEEK, ON ORK GEAR

>>17712871
>implying anything in HLQ follows canon

>>17712871

>fluff
>revived horus and a guardsman boning a khornette.

X crisis suit

Let's take the Crisis Suit.

Max needs to wreck some xenos tech for a change.

BIKKKKKKE

>>17712925
just pointing it out. also they ate with weird chopstick-tong things.

dudes now dudes really. bike

"Are you, uhh... Sure about this, Max?" Ailia asks, nervously watching you as you walk up and down the line of XV8's.

"Yeah, something wrong?"

"Well, its just that... You don't have any idea how to drive one of these things." Ailia shrugs, looking quite puzzled.

You stop, looking at her. Ailia stares right back at you.

"As if that's ever stopped me before." You grin, before pulling yourself up and into a Crisis suit.

"So... You're sure, about this?" She stands looking up at you, hands on her hips.

"I just went toe-to-toe with Abbadon in a Titan, and he had a bigger one. What could possibly go wrong?" You shrug.

"Well... Ok then..." She heads off to find her own suit.

"Now, lets see what this baby's armed with..." You start pushing buttons at random.

>You can pick two in addition to Missile Pods

[ ] Burst Cannon

[ ] Flamer

[ ]Plasma Rifle

[ ] Fusion Blaster

[ ] Airbursting Fragmentation Projector

[ ] Cyclic Ion Blaster

Or twin-linked of any of the two

rolled 4 = 4

[ ] Take one of the Crisis suits alongside Ailia

rolling for Bane of the Machine Spirits.

>>17712922
No no, Dis week ahn Waaagh Gea' iz in da Ork thread.

>>17712859
>first comment
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17713012
>[X] Cyclic Ion Blaster

>>17713012
since apparently UNLIMITED DRONE WORKS isn't an option
[x]fusion blaster
[x]flamer

[ ] Airbursting Fragmentation Projector

we're fighing 'nids, so shrapnel is a good thing.

[x] Flamer
[x] Cyclic Ion Blaster

double twin linked flamer
flame on

[twin-link] Cyclic Airbursting Ion Fragmentation Blaster Projector

[x]fishing pole twin linked
[x] Fusion Blaster

flame and frag

THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG

ion blaster and flamer

flamer
fragmentation launcher

fuck unarmored targets

>>17713012
Ion blaster
Burst cannon
More Dakka

>[x] Burst Cannon

>[x] Fusion Blaster

Between those and missile pods, we can fuck up anyone.

>Right, maybe left that one a bit too open ended

You are quite surprised when a Gretchin pops its ugly head up into your cockpit, and you stop messing with the controls.

"Oi boss, oi!"

"Uhh... Sup?" You look down at the green thing almost bobbing in delight.

"Boss, we gave ya mo' dakka bits!" It exclaims gleefully.

Poking your head out, you notice it indeed HAS given you quite a bit more shooty.

Strapped on in addition to the flamer and fragmentation launcher is a plasma rifle and a burst cannon. Well, odd but cool. Did that little shit just bolt those on? Oh wait... Yes it appears he did.

You turn back to look at the little Gretchin, about to give your thanks, before you realize he's disappeared.

Ailia's suit comes marching up beside you, pauses, and takes two steps back.

"What the...?! How did you...?!!?"

"I'm just that good." You slip on a pair of sunglasses and fold your arms, before sitting back down in the suit and closing the hatch.

Continuing on in your pursuit of figuring out this blasted thing, you keep monkeying with the controls. Surely if you just keep trying you will get it right, eventually.

"Max, are you all set to go?" Kais's voice comes over the speakers in your cockpit.

"Yeah, I think so." You push the controls, and the XV8 responds by lurching forwards. You barely manage to avoid crashing right on your own face.

"Yep, we're good." You assure the Tau, most of whom have stopped what they are doing to stare at you.

"Hey Max, what did you do to that XV8?" Kais asks, his hammerhead pulling up alongside you. He's staring, likely with a look of bizarre curiosity, at your suit.

"Got some more good bits for this foight." You tell him, finally getting into the rhythm of walking.

>>17713225
>and then it falls over due to weight issues

>>mfw this is how max pilots vehicles.

>>17713255
nope, he is just that awesome

>>17713225

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! I HAVE GRAFTED THE WEAPONS OF A CRISIS SUIT, ONTO ANOTHER CRISIS SUIT! MWAHAHAHHAHAHHA!

No one asks any more questions, and in hushed tones you don't pick up, the Tau ground crew agree they probably would rather not know, and chalk it up to you being human.

"Ok, lets do this thing!" Another Crisis suit rockets past you, pushing the suit to it's max speed. Which isn't entirely what you would call fast.

"Come on you xeno tin can, lets go lets go!" You push the controls to their limits and the suit picks up speed... Which is slower than the other suit, likely because you are weighed down with guns. Well, Karen would be mad at you if you ever told her you thought you'd had TOO much dakka here.

"You boys go on ahead... I think I'll sit back here and uhh... Do some stuff...?" Ailia says quietly over the comms.

"I think not, sister. It's far past time to get you over this fear of the swarm. You're going with us." Kais chides her.

"Hey uhh... Max? You doing alright buddy?" He asks you.

"Yeah, just fine!" In truth, you are struggling to keep the walker on it's feet. As per usual, the one thing you've yet to find is any brakes.

Well, no time like the present to push buttons and just hope for the best. Right?

You reach out and start slapping at controls, running your fingers over flashing lights, kicking at the pedals.

The XV8 lurches to the side, leaps to the right, and then activates it's jump pack. With a surprised gasp, you rocket upwards, hit your max climb ceiling, and fall.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuu.....!!!!" Thankfully the suit does most of the work landing by itself, though you almost flub it and fall sideways.

"Hey, watch it!" Another suit calls out as you nearly slam into it.

>>17713288
>>17713267

Papa, please, please include a Techpriest / heretek Dr. Weird. Please.

> As per usual, the one thing you've yet to find is any brakes.

>>17713288
FUCKIN GIT OF A GROT
MUCKKIN ABOUT N DIDN EVEN PAINT IT RED

Why can I only imagine max yelling and posing inside the suit like kamina while this is going on?

"You uhhh... SURE you got this?" Ailia asks, the speakers doing quite a good job in relaying the concern in her voice.

"No problems here, just getting the kinks worked out. It was a uhhh... Malfunction in the forward stabilizing servos, reactor surge and whatnot."

"Max that doesn't even make any sense..."

"Cut the chatter," Kais's voice echos across the channel, "We're entering the Carnifex zone."

Well, that can't be too bad. You've met a Carnifex before, and he seemed pretty cool. Almost ate you, but didn't. That's pretty chill in your book.

That sentiment is rather shaken, as the ground trembles slightly. A warning sensor goes off, and you notice a large red dot moving toward a little blue one you assume is your suit.

"Combat power, here they come!" Kais shouts.

Combat power? That's uhhh....

[ ] This flashing blue button!

[ ] These series of switches!

[ ] Ask Ailia at the risk of looking foolish.

>>17713354

*slap*

HE'S TRYIN TA BE SNEEKY YA STOOPID GIT, HOW'Z WE SUPPOSED TO INFILLTRATE DA SKINNY BOYZ WIVOUT LOOKING LIKE EM?

You'z gotta be a smartboy like me to come up wiv propa tactikz and uvver morky fingz.

>>17713354
We-We'ze sorry, boss! We was too busy wif da dakka an roight fergot we did!

P-please, n-no more kicking!

>>17713311
Might be cool

>>17713370
[X] This flashing blue button!

[X] Flashing blue button

>>17713370

>[x] This flashing blue button!

WE ARE BEST(ish) PILOT

>>17713370

[x] These series of switches!

Activating hyperspace!

>>17713370
BLUE BUTTON

>>17713384

Roight, nowz we need to gitz us a mekboy to paint diz criziz suitz au noice red dat we do boyz

>>17713370
Ask Ailia, there are times to goof off, these times do not include charging carnifexi.

>>17713370
in b4 hot dakkafex on crisisdakka action
[x]switches

>>17713370
>Went for a run, get back, eat shower.
>What time is it?
>OH SHIT NIGGA, HERETICAL LOVE TIME
That said [x] This flashing blue button!

Well surely it's this flashing blue one.

You push it, and the suit interior darkens. The weapons package comes up, the holographic gun sight projecting in front of you.

"I'm impressed you are somehow managing to actually pilot that thing." Ailia comments as she powers her own suit up into combat mode.

"Baby, I can drive things up and down given enough buttons and luck."

"Enough buttons? You didn't even know what one to press?"

"Nah, almost flipped some switches but then hit the flashy blue on instead."

"Get ready, they're almost on us!" Kais shouts, taking control of the Hammerhead's main gun.

Sure enough, a virtual wave of tyranids come rushing out of the forest, headed right at you.

You turn to face them, figuring it's probably best to start shooting. Everyone else is, so it must be the new "in" thing to do.

A carnifex is running right at you, and you notice this one is absent any facial scars. Probably a good idea to take him down before he reaches you. If that's even possible...

1d20 for gettin shooty

[x] This flashing blue button!
blat blat son

rolled 10 = 10

FOR AILIA'S GREATER GOODS

rolled 6 = 6

rolling

rolled 19 = 19

>>17713505

rolled 6 = 6

LES DO DIS

>>17713370
BLOO IZ UH LUCKY COLOR, WEZ PRESS MORE BUTTONZ FER MORE DAKKA.

rolled 4 = 4

>>17713505
I assume we get some bonus from the hard-wired targeting array? Right? Please give us the bonus.

rolled 3 = 3

Rollin for dat dakka

rolled 1 = 1

damn AGAIN!

rolled 10 = 10

dakka dakka dakka

rolled 12 = 12

>>17713548
oh fuck, I fucked up

rolled 5 = 5

>>17713548
ALL OF MY HATE

rolled 10 = 10

>>17713505
FIREE!

rolled 13 = 13

We'z da shootiest dere iz!

rolled 20 = 20

MOAR DAKKA

>>17713563
>not a single roll above 13

Do you all just completely fail at understanding how Papa-N takes rolls?
LESS ROLLING = BETTER.

>critical 1
ohboytimeforhuehuehue.jpeg

rolled 2 = 2

>>17713505

>>17713563
So you keep rolling for more 1s

rolled 11 = 11

>>17713584
my hero!

rolled 13 = 13

>>17713585
No
1>20>all else, Papa said so
If we keep rolling till we get twenty then we may have to endure a round of HUE's but we get the crit success afterwards.

>>17713591
hey, I didn't get another nat 1 did I?

DAKKA FOR THE DAKKA GOD!

>>17713548
>nokoing a 1d1
I'm on to you

Without really knowing HOW to shoot, you do what you always do in this kind of situation.

Press everything.

The guns all fire at once, a torrent of missiles bursting forth from their pods. Karen would probably squirt at the sight of so much dakka at once.

Unfortunately, about half of your shots miss the carnifex completely, though they land hits on the other charging swarm members.

"Uhhh.. Guys a little assistance?!" You call out as the massive tyranid closes in.

The resounding blast of the Hammerhead cannon catches the carnifex in the side, blowing a huge chunk of bug out across the battlefield.

The carnifex looks down at it's wound, before resuming its attack!

Another salvo from your guns is enough to send it to the ground. Those missiles seem to have some great effect on target.

Your suit is blabbering at you in Tau, which you neither speak nor understand in the slightest.

"Max, take it easy and try slaving just one or two weapons at a time! With all of those guns on, you'll overwork the reactor!" Ailia warns.

"Pah, I'll just kick it if it starts failing on me." You shrug, before realizing there are still a ton of charging bugs.

"Kais you jerk, I hate you for dragging me into this!" The tau girl shouts as she hits her jets to avoid a wave of gaunts.

"Hah, you seem to be doing just fine." Her brother comments, before leaping from a hatch on the tank.

A gaunt attacks him, but he sends the 'nid soaring with a single blow from his massive arm.

rolled 20 = 20

>>17713635

... oh boy. Maybe this time.

>>17713611
Hey, some of us find HUEHUEHUE amusing.

The Tau Commander rips his way across the battlefield, shooting and punching a swath through the bugs. Tau may not be great in close combat as a whole, but you sure wouldn't want to take a punch from that arm...

Things seem to be going great, perhaps TOO great.

"Nothing is ever easy, something is about to go very, very wrong here..." You comment even as you unleash a burst of flamer at a leaping jeanstealer.

"Whaaat? Nah, we're winning!" Ailia seems incredibly relieved, and right in her observation. The tyranids are thinning out, and though more are coming, their numbers are quickly dwindling.

"I don't know, I've got a bad feeling about this..."

Sure enough, you turn out to be right.

"Fuck I hate it when I'm right..."

"What the hell is that thing?!?!" Ailia screams, backing away.

You don't blame her, not one bit. Any creature large enough to simply knock trees out of it's way is TOO big. Way too big.

"Damn, I thought it was just a massive swarm of them on the scanners." The Hammerhead pilot laments.

"What is that thing?!" You shout, firing a salvo of missiles at it. Which seem to have no effect, in the slightest.

"A Tyrannofex... We... We may have a problem here..." Kais groans.

[ ] Run

[ ] Fight

[ ] Wait

rolled 6 = 6

>>17713741
>[x] Fight

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

rolled 25 = 25

>>17713741

Item

rolled 13 = 13

>>17713741
[x] Fight

>>17713770

I swear I cleared that dice from there and put noko back in. WHATEVER.

>[x] Fight

Broadcast over the suit's speakers, "C'MON IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!"

[x]gattai the crisis suits

>>17713741
[x] Wait

Running away has never worked well for us. Fighting seems impossibru. Therefore, something has to happen while we wait.

>>17713753
>>17713770
>>17713775
>rolling when no roll was called

rolled 11 = 11

>>17713741
>Jeanstealer?
Also [X] Wait
Kauyon, the patient hunter gets the kill.

rolled 3 = 3

[x] Fight

>>17713788
Hahahaha

This.

FIGHT.

>>17713788
yes
YES

A million times Gattai.

"Alright, lets go you giant fuck!" You shout up at the massive beast.

Throwing caution to the wind, abandoning it at the sidelines, you hit your jets.

"Max what the hell are you doing?!" Ailia yells. In truth, you don't really have an answer to that.

You fire everything your suit has as you rocket upwards, emptying missiles and plasma and fire into the gigantic creature. It howls in distress at the sudden attack, before firing back. You continue to watch in satisfaction as the guns rip off chunks of chitin and bug goo. But now you've got that acid to worry about, forcing you to dodge.

You manage to boost to the left to avoid the first shot of acid. Unfortunately, your alpha-fire seems to have finally finished off the reactor. The suit goes dead.

You can't see a damn thing. Until the acid starts eating away at the front of your cockpit, anyways. The hole growing large enough until you can finally fit out of it. Though if you do jump, it will be fight at the massive tyranid.

With one leap, you jump from the now dead suit. With a gulp, you confirm you are in fact headed right at the eyes of the damn giant.

Well, no better time than now to pray that the axe the Grey Knights gifted you is effective against Tyranids as well as daemons.

1d20 for flying axe attack

>>17713788
We perform MANLY COMBINING by using jump jets.

>>17713788
Diz iz a good ideuh

rolled 20 = 20

>>17713856
GETTER TOMAHAWK

>>17713868
Oh my.

rolled 6 = 6

rolling

>>17713862
>>17713858
You guys really want to gattai?

>>17713868
NOBODY ROLL

shit yes

>>17713879
Only if it's Getter style gattai and not GL style.

Gatti simon!!!!

>>17713879
Where's that ginguiser gif when I need it.

Also hell yeah we do.

>>17713879

that or we activate our wonder twin powers

>>17713904
This you mean?

rolled 16 = 16

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>17713868
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBI2Sntjblg

rolled 8 = 8

>>17713856
Believe in the crisis suit that believes in you! We stay with our mech to combine with that bigger one!

Rolling for GATTAI!

>Getter style gattai

Apt but no, Aquarion style.

Orgasm's everywhere

>>17713919
Thank ye' kindly.
GINGUISER DEMANDS GATTAI. OVERWHELM THE XENOS WITH MADNESS

>>17713879
Hell naw, we cuttin that bug in half.

Didn't Nurgle give Max the axe?

>>17713939

Yes aquareon style

>>17713963
No Nurgle gave him the sword, The Grey Knights gave him the axe which the Blood Ravens tried to steal.

>>17713976

We should really be keeping an inventory. That said, Papa tends to go with the most awesome thing so far, the canon's fairly loose in that regard.

Well, you don't get the chance.

A blast of acid is headed right at your face.

"God damn it!" You shout, unable to avoid the stream of green corrosive bile.

Ailia screams upward, grabbing you roughly and boosting out of the way of the attack.

"Great timing!" You shout, giving her a thumbs-up.

"No problem..." She grunts as she pushes hard to avoid another burst of acid.

"We're going to win this thing in one go!" You shout, climbing on top of the crisis suit.

"Wha? How?!" Her voice is strained as the suit crashes down hard, it's stabilizers barely holding.

"Simple, we gattai!" You slam your feet down hard into the suit, summoning your smoked souls powers as you do.

The suit starts reconfiguring around you, Ailia letting out a shocked yell as it does. Guns whip around, slamming down in new places, your arms are bolstered by the Crisis suit's own.

"Whats going oonnnn?!?!" The tau girl shouts, clearly in absolute shock as she's forced into a spooning position against you, both of you facing forwards inside the new contraption.

You strike a cool pose, axe in hand, and point up to the massive Tyranid.

Kais is looking at you with a "What the fuck am I watching?" face, and you guess most of the other Tau are as well.

"Time to die you damn bug!" You shout, activating the boosters one more time as you fly upwards.

"Max this is crazy!!!!" Ailia screams, unable to stop you now.

"Crazy? No, this isn't crazy!" You cackle, drawing ever closer to the massive Tyranid as it tries to hit you with it's acid again.

Summoning all of your power now, you send it right into the axe, which glows with a vorpal insanity.

"Final axe!!!!" With that, you swing the weapon right at the head of the beast. With the force of a thousand suns it collides, and at first it seems as though the armor will hold.

But finally, the Tyranid chitin proves no match for the power. The axe buries itself deeper and deeper into the creature's head, before finally sinking into the brain.

With a blaring, massive scream, the beast falls limp.

You come crashing down with Ailia, landing alongside Kais who still can't believe what he's seeing.

"And that, my friends, is how you pilot a mech." You say, standing the suit back up.

>>17714005
Just check the max model statblock, it tracks our powers and gear.

Speaking of, we need to stat dragon shouts for 40k so we can list max's psycher powers.

>>17714051
dear god i can see it in my mind...

>>17714056
I can feel the Awesome overtaking me... it is a good pain.

>>17714068

>"Final axe!!!!" With that, you swing the weapon right at the head of the beast. With the force of a thousand suns it collides

This, gentlemen, is why Heretical Love outclasses all other quest threads.

>>17714056

Why do I even click on these threads?

Oh! Silly me, THAT'S why! I almost forgot.

OHKO

"What did I just... I don't even..." Kais scratches his head, well, the back of his helmet.

Dissipating your psychic energies causes the suit to reconfigure to it's original Crisis form. Leaving you standing on top of it, once again just in your power armor.

"Don't question it, I just go with the flow."

"But how did you? I mean...?"

"Soul joints mate." You shrug, hopping off of the XV8.

"Anyways, we'd better get back on the trail of this guy before more tyranids show up." You notice the battle has ended, and is now littered with the corpses of at least a hundred various bugs.

"Right..." Kais doesn't look quite convinced at how you managed to do that just now. To be honest, you don't know how it works either.

Without many more questions, you continue following the pathfinders as they lead you along the route the psycher took.

DRAWFAG.

WE NEED MORE DRAWFAGS.

Also, I love you Papa N.

"Here. Along here." The pathfinder kneels down, showing you the faint trail of blood.

"We're getting close now." Another adds, hoisting his carbine and standing back up.

"We'd better be on edge, the cornered animal is the most fierce." Kais adds.

You agree. While you are out for revenge, you certainly don't want to walk into a trap. Not against someone who got the drop on Eight. Though really, if he could manage that, what makes you think you aren't walking into his snare right now?

Not that it would likely work, being that you have half a dozen Crisis suits, a Hammerhead, a Tau commander, and a pathfinder squad as backup... But still, you don't like activating traps.

"We should go about this smartly." Ailia says, laying out a plan that advocates patience. The pathfinders seem to side with her.

"I think we should attack outright, spring any possible trap and hit him front on. He won't be expecting that." Kais replies, the Hammerhead crew and crisis suits taking his side.

"I think I should go in alone." You say quietly.

"Alone?!" They both shout, dropping the squabble about the plan.

"Yeah, I don't want to get you wrapped up in this any more than you have to be." You stand up, "Besides, I can handle one measly psycher by myself."

>>17714391
I think were going to find Malal, or Horus. Anybody know if either have psycher abilities?

>>17714450
Malal was capable of direct mental domination, so probably?

You move as quietly as you can through the underbrush as you stalk forward. The pathfinders got you started on the blood trail, now you just need to follow it.

Which is precisely what you do. Axe clutched tightly in your hand as you stalk forwards. You should be able to sense him before he tries anything with his powers. You hope.

Glancing around wearily, you pray to not run into any more tyranids. That would certainly give away your position quicker than much else. Though with any luck, they already got to the guy and chewed him up, saving you the hassle.

"An interesting plan, Commissar. Coming in alone and leaving your support behind."

You whirl around just in time to knock the power sword aside with your axe, and the man jumps backwards as you lash out in retaliation.

"Bastard, what did you do to my friend!" You shout as you swing again, the blade of your nemesis axe coming within millimeters of it's flesh target.

"Your friend?! Surely you mean my assassin." He smirks, thrusting his blade forward which nearly impales you before you leap aside.

"Who are you?!" You inquire, with a cough of fire from your arm. The sudden attack catches the man off guard, and he falters backwards in the face of the sudden flame.

"No concern of yours, I should think!" He produces a plasma pistol and nearly gets a shot off before you fry it in his fingers with a shot from your lasgun.

"Hmph, not too shabby are you?" He muses, taking a step back as you advance.

"Fus Roh DAH!" The sudden burst of energy takes him by surprise, and the stranger has no time to react before being tossed backwards. His flight stopped hard by a large tree, and he sinks to the ground before leaping quickly to his feet.

"A nice trick, but no match for one of my skill." He wipes the blood from his lip, and grins.

>>17714496
Shit! I forget who got Eight on our tail in the first place, wasn't it an inquisitor?

"Get away from him, Max." A quiet voice from behind you.

Turning around, you notice Eight standing on rather shaky legs, his Exitus pistol clutched in one hand and his long knife in the other.

"Eight?! I thought you were..."

"I was, I woke up and tracked you here. The Eldar were kind enough to lend me a bike, though I didn't ask."

His face is hard, his eyes fixated on the stranger before you both.

"So good to see you again, though I must admit I'm not entirely pleased at being shot." The man spits.

"But if you give up now, I won't hurt your friend. Its time to go home, Eight." He adds, lowering his sword.

"Are you alright, kid?" You ask, reaching out. Eight brushes your hand aside.

"Fine. But this is my fight."

You give him a once-over. It's pretty evident he's in no position to fight, that much is certain.

"I don't mean to be the bad guy here, but I can't let you try to take him out, he beat you when you were in prime shape, man." You shake your head, "I'll finish him for you."

"NO!" Eight glares, but then his eyes soften and he shakes his head, "No, you aren't a killer, and this man is at his end."

You glance back at the stranger, finally noticing his ragged breath and how his left hand is now again clutching at a hole in his ribs.

Come for the heresy, stay for the drama.

You really are good at writing, Papa.

>>17714550

Finish him, Eight!

>>17714550
You can do it Eight! Kick his fucking ass!

"You always were one for murder, weren't you? That's how I found you, wasn't it?" The man stands back to his full height, hefting his sword once again.

"Fair enough." Eight concedes, stepping between the two of you.

"That's right. A killer before we even got to you. Do you know that, about your "friend", Commissar?" The man backs up, his eyes darting around as though searching for some escape.

"You don't have long, do you?" The vindicare asks, slowly starting to circle the stranger.

"Hmph, perceptive as ever."

"I'd give you a dogs death if I were able, but a clean kill is what the Ordo taught, isn't it?"

The stranger laughs, a ragged cough following.

"You don't deserve this." Eight says, leveling his pistol.

"Deserve this? I raised you, boy! I was the one who kept you alive! Those guardsmen on Catachan would have strung you up, whelp!"

Eight easily dodges an erratic swing. You almost intervene, but something tells you that Eight would never forgive you if you did.

A shot rings out, blood blossoming from the stranger's knee as he yells out and falls to the ground.

Eight doesn't say anything else as he presses the pistol to the man's forehead, his expression blank as he pulls the trigger.

With a jolt, the now headless corpse collapses to the ground. Blood spews from the wound, spraying Eight and his handgun. The corpse shakes and spasms around on the ground for several seconds, before the movements slow.

The vindicare lowers the pistol, wiping the blood and bone shards off of his face with the back of his hand.

"Lets get out of here." He tells you, and you can't agree more.

Overtime later, perhaps. But I've got to go grab some chow.

I'll stick around on my droid ITT for chat/whatever

hard core man

Papa are you going to be a writer? I think you should try to write at least one book. Now that I think about it, you're just good at telling stories, you ever been a DM?

>>17714717
Hey Papa, is it possible that Ahrimin is on this world? I know he'd be looking for a way to dick over Horus and Malal, with the whole "You're the reason my Legion's fucked" and the whole dicking over Chaos thing.

>>17714691
I gotta say, even with Max being Max, Big E coming back, the big 4 being on our side, etc., VIII is still the BADDEST motherfucker in the room.

ITT: FORESHADOWING

>>17714741
I've never had an opportunity. My friends aren't into pen and paper stuff, no matter how many times I've tried to get us to do SOMETHING. I have one friend down for a game of DH, which I've never played, but just one.

As for writing a book, eh. I'm concentrating more on the VN than on a book. Maybe someday.

>>17714743
Yeah man, Tzeentch isn't about to go into a fight without her favorite sorcerer.

>>17714691
'Dark past eh?' Resume before he responds 'I don't care about your past or who you were, you are my friend now and a great person' Wait a bit more 'Besides, chicks dig the 'mysterious past' bit'

>>17714770
Eh, depends what "Favorite" means there, Tzeentch is just trying to get that black Library man, Ahrimin on the other hand, is trying to SAVE HUMANITY! FUCK YEAH!

>>17714390
Speaking of drawfags, whatever happened to Amateur Drawfag?

If you're still out there, buddy, pop up again sometime! I've got the Abbadon pic as my eeepad's background.

I'm trying on the tablet myself, but its a steep learning curve and its been years, literally, since I've drawn. And my current attempts are abysmal.

Also

>3.5 hours
>~200 posts

Slowest thread yet I think, I wonder if its because of that MTG stuff going on?

>>17714826
So the pic >>17711900 there is one of your drawings of our fishy waifu? I know there are more papa, don't hold out on us.

well, guess i got here in time to say thanks, papa-n

>>17714883
Yeah, a quick doodle of everyone's favorite waifu.

And yes, there is more, but it is AWFUL and not finished

>>17714908
Don't worry, I want to go overtime tonight, I just need to eat and then get my massive pile of this week's unfinished assignments finished.

>>17714914
its 4 in the morning, no sleep and i must wait for overtime, curse the day i found this,

>>17714874
Well, there's also the fact that there was much storytiem in this thread, we couldn't decide that often what to do. I'm not complaining, you're a good writer, but I can write "Well written!" only so often.
That said: Well done!

>>17714883
Its Papa-n, of course theres more. And it reeks of heresy. Monster girl(?) Vore heresy.

>>17714942
I feel you, and I have to write 5 exams next week, dammit. Why is it that late here? Why didn't I start learning earlier?

Well I'm gonna go watch some more Swat Kats while I wait for overtime, I'll be watchin twitter like a hawk.

>>17714966
>>17714942

I forget sometimes how many non EST people there are. Where you guys from?

>>17714954
More like Esh headshot, or a terrible, terrible attempt at one. Takes some getting used to, drawing on a screen rather than paper.

>>17714999

Fuck it, I'm in GMT and I came for the heresy.
Nice trips.

>>17714999
I'm from Germany. This meant like 4 hours of sleep last Wednesday when HLQ 19 was going.

>>17714999
sweden

>>17714999
Arizona

>>17715047

Awwww yeah, a fellow Arizona bro.

>>17715027
I want to make it there someday, see where gramps grew up.

Man, there are a lot of different timezones representing, shit is wack

Rhode Island over here. Haters gonna hate.

Holland, worth it though

>>17715083
Where exactly did he grow up? (if you want to tell)
Also: yesss, Papa-N's ancestors came from the same country as mine!

>>17715083
Same, I'm from Canada but my heritage is from Switzerland/Germany/Ireland and I would like to go travelling.

Damn I'm late!

Narrator: Morgan Freeman
Max: Steven Bulm
Fem Max/Helena: Nicole Sullivan
Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
Ailia: Tara Strong
Esh: Grey DeLisle
Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
Tonya: Dionne Quan
Mika: Andrea Libman
Karen: Olivia D'Abo
Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
Nurgle: John DiMaggio
Slaanesh: Tim Curray
Khorn: Keith David
Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
Warboss: John DiMaggio
Emperor(Casual): Andrew Stanton
Emperor(Serious): Peter Cullen
Malice: Frank Welker
DarkHammer: Tony Jay
Kais: Scott McNeal
8: Phil Lamar
Vect: J.K. Simmons
Ra'alman: Ian Holm
Tankered: Brian Blessed
Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
Creed: Liam Neson
Horus: David Kaye

>>17714999
Im from california

Fuck that was awesome Papa. Great show.

>>17714999
Masshole reportan in.

>>17715132
Nuremberg, but he moved to America after living in Argentina for a few years post-war. Changed the family name to try to blend in.

>>17715159
>forget to check
>episode 4 is out

Fuck, I want to watch it but the GF will be mad pissed if I do without her here.

>>17715137
I love this casting list.
>Creed
>Liam Neeson

fund it, seriously all of my money

>>17715137
I still say we need to find a spot for H. Jon Benjamin in the cast.

>>17715182
How about dem Red Sox this year, eh?

>>17715220
how about Teach?

>>17715214

It's pretty great. :3

Over time in a new thread or the same one?

>>17715232
Not sports fan Papa. I will say my corner of this cesspit was a bit more vocal this season though. Unrelated note, I am trying to convince some animation bros to do a full length video of the rokkin' scene with the ork warboss. I make no promises, but time will tell.

Currently in Pennysilvania. I'm from California, though.

scotland here

>>17715270
Probably new, I think? This one is already closing in on autosage I think. I'll tweet it when I toss it up.

Its by far my favorite show on, as was Bake.

>>17715271
Ah, I'm not a big baseball guy either. That would be pretty cool, and don't worry about it if it never happens. What kind of animation do they do?

>>17715258
That could work

Representing England.

Tally ho, what what and all that.

Hot damn there ARE a lot of people here. I'll get on all of this shit and get it done ASAP so we can overtime mode

>>17715214
Lulz. Well, he definitely wasn't alone in Argentina. My family is also from the south, but a bit more to the west.
It was definitely worth it in your case - all the delicious heretical love and fishvore...

Anyway, I'm off for tonight, really have to learn tomorrow. Friggin' Latin, why u so difficult?

>>17715214
>that feel when you are imagining Liam Neson saying "tactical genius"

>>17715308
We still need someone for Bjorn

Representing Brazil. I'm actually suprised none of the Noise Marines have said REPORTED yet, since that's like the third most spoken thing after BR? BRBRBR and HUEHUEHUEHUE/AshuEAshheeuehshua. Also requesting moar BR Marines in non-rape HUEHUEHUE.

>>17715159
is that any good? i skipped bake- so I don't wanna bother with nise-

By the Nine! It's Heretical Love, wish my game of Warmachines ended sooner, ah well.

>>17715365

yeah, I really dig it.

>>17715362
Patrick Warburton?

>>17715401
DAAAAAYUM

>>17715365

Bake and Nise are pretty fun, yeah. Don't listen to all of the DEEPfags and just enjoy it as witty comedy with a little romance and monsters on the side.

Quick question:
Why make the Noise Marines Brazilian? What gave you the idea for that?

>>MFW i miss the entire thread.

For you who were around last thread I said i was going to mix and consume an oiler... I have...

8oz milk
2tsp chocolate syrup
one shot kahlua
half shot of blackberry liquor

basically choclate milk with a pleasant aftertaste of blackberries and coffee. all in all, a nice drink especially because if you pour in the blackberry liquor slowly it kinda films over the area it was poured like an oil spill.

>>17715401
Done

>>17715476
Oh wow.

Congratulations in order I suppose, Papa. You invented a drink.

>>17715496
Sweet

Ausfag checking in for timezone. +10GMT almost 2pm

>>17715458
His Girlfriend is Brazilian.

Also, Another brazilian reporting to say HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>17715339 has no one linked this yet?

>>17715476

so it was pretty good then? ill have to give it a try once i get my paycheck.

noise marines are huehuehue just because, no idea how I first came up with it.

>>17715629
yep, you kinda do have to drink it quickly after you pour the alcohol into it cus the milk will curdle after a while. But it's good and the proportions are open to change. If you want more coffee flavor, add more coffee liquor, want to actually taste the blackberry, add more blackberry. Either way, i recommend drinking it as quickly as you can after splashing in the alcohol for the above reason.

>>17715653

yeah, I kinda figured with the milk portion. fuck, I don't want to wait for Thursday! what kind of blackberry did you use?

what do you guys want to do in overtime?

>>17715712
I can wait a few more days.

>>17715712
More vect.

>>17715712
the superb owl drama!

>>17715712
I for one want to see what YandereCron does in a normal day

>>17715712
Could go for some Vect or Darkhammer.

vects predi cool + teach is Blackbeard isnt he

>>17715712
a german one named "Moritz Thienelt Echte Ktoatzbeere" Moritz Thienelt being the brewer.

>>17715759
Oh Darkhammer would be cool

>>17715752
This seem pretty cool.

>>17715752
This sounds like a fun idea.

I wish we had had more time to emulate /sp/ in the Bloodbowl thread. Those guys can be pretty funny in their way sometimes.

>>17715752
I like this idea

>>17715752
This is beyond relevant to my interests, it is my interests.

>>17715810

yeah, kinda what I was hoping for. maybe another time.

I like the yanderecron idea and we can always do more vect.

I didn't realize I had this much homework left... ugh..

>>17715881
maybe do both? Yandere following the yacht back to vect's and shennanigans?

I'm curious to see whats going on with Lycheria and the canoness

>>17715595
BR? HUEHUEHUEHUE
Funny, now that I think about it, I've never said ot seen anyone say HUEHUE except for trolling purposes.

>>17715959
To be fair, most of the brazilians who laugh that way are kids who are transitioning from the old laugh "kkkkk" to something like "HAUSHDASUDUIAHSDUKHASUKDHASUKDHASU"

This was me when i was younger. i deeply regret these days

judging by the amount of shit I have left... maybe about an hour and a half to 2 hours before overtime.

should we do it or will that be too late?

>>17716035
i should be around in a couple hours

Gotta hit the hay, unfortunately. Work tomorrow.
I'll check it out on the archives though. G'night.

>>17716035
I'm down.

>>17716035
If I have to I'll let my sleep take a hit so people can enjoy HLQ in the archives. So I'll try to stay awake.

>>17716035

I'll still be around.

Aight ill try to be quick, as much as I can

definitly will be there for overtime.

west coast was here.

take your time pops

East coast here, nothing will ever be late again after following an Australian quest.

>>17716122
i wish i could stick around, but i gotta start pt in the morning, so i'll hopefully read overtime on archives.

>>17716350
it'll be there.

>>17716035

oye, papi nurgle, just wanna let ya know that the next Nod Quest thread will be soonish, and if time permits from it, i might throw in a spin-off overtime thread

>>17716488

sounds good, lemme know when its on.

>rum + 4pg business paper
this can only end well

>>17716122
Remember, slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. It actually helps when you think about it.

>>17716641

my writing is more like mad clacking segmented only by heavy drining, cigarettes, and bouts of furious masterbation

>>17716728
I meant with whatever else you had to do. But that works as well. Also, good to see you're hitting two of the three major food groups: nicotine, alcohol, and pussy.

>>17716728
sounds like a party. pics?

>>17716859

>>17717021
was second option. i demotiv first, think later

Overtime soon

>>17717111
>>17717144
... Fellow STALKER.

for overtime, max should write helena that letter first.

>>17717144
Overtime Soon, Fellow Heretics.

When?

... Now

alright gimme like 10 minutes to mix another drink, have a cig, and write the opener

Oh shiiittttttttt

>>17717366