More like who will we do now amirite

How about Burst Man

I'm down with burst man, or I will be soon

Burstman, so that we can follow the logical robot order. That, and so we can make "Burst" puns.

You find Burst Man cooking something.

It doesn't smell very good.

What's cooking Burst Man?

"Whatcha making?"

You ask him what he's making.

He says he's putting together a colored smoke bomb.

"Is that safe to make in the communal kitchen? You might burst a fire alarm"

"Why?" or, "Want some help?"

You ask him if that's... safe.

He says it's fine, the worst thing that can happen is he knocks some of the mixture into the fire while stirring it, then it can ignite the whole thing and fill the room up with green smoke.

Which may set off the smoke alarm, but that probably won't happen. This isn't his first time making one of these.

GUYS!

He's weak to Freeze Cracker AND Scorch Wheel.

We have those. Let's integrate it somehow

>>17766831
So we'll use scorch wheel to set the mixture off and then use our junk on him while he's distracted.

SUBTLY, distract him, then use Scorch Wheel on the mix when he's not looking.

As the room fills with green smoke, make our move

>>17767738

It's just crazy enough to work!

Scorch Wheel for smoke and then Ice Cracker if he resists. This will be over quick.

You shoot a Scorch Wheel into the smoke bomb mixture.

Burst Man freaks out a little. He worries about the smoke alarm going off.

>>17767995

Shoot the fire alarm too, then. Then make a heat-related come-on.

You tell him he doesn't have to worry about anyone hearing the alarm and running in here.

Hint hint.

>>17767995
WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE

ABORT ABORT

Shoot the alarm.

If the sprinklers come on, well, being all wet wouldn't hurt our chances.

>>17768086
or not...

>>17768114
Everything's fine. It is sexy time now.

You take advantage of the smokescreen and use it to take advantage of Burst Man.

A bomb inside of a bubble?

That sounds awesome.

Okay, giant spring or the guy with no legs?

Now that's using our heads guys!

Someone pull up the Mega Man wiki and see what we can use on Spring or Cloud Man

>>17768247
HIIIIGHWAAAY TOOOO THEEEE DANGER ZONE

>>17768264
Spring all the way.

Let's do the Spring Thing

Let's bounce.

>>17768269

Shade man's weapon is SE on Spring man, while Cloud man is weak to Burst man.

>>17768392
Actually slash man's weapon beats Spring man if you don't do the glitch.

Shade man's weapon beats Turbo Man.

>>17768392

Wiki says Spring Man is weak to Slash Man's attack.

Also that Noise Crush glitches out the game and insta-kills him

>Checking the wiki
Isn't that sorta cheating?

You find Spring Man in the middle of a game of five-finger-filet with Cut Man.

>>17768515
I'd say it's using our resources

>>17768584
Threesome potential!

Ask to play.

>>17768515
Its not different than having a hardcore megaman fan in the thread.

>>17768584

Pull out our blade and show them how a woman does it!

You ask to join in, they're okay with it, but they're kind of far into this game.

Spring Man hands you the blade, Cut Man says you've got to make up three rounds to compete.

>>17768680
>>17768598
>>17768584

I agree with these two. Let's join the game and try to rope the two of them into a menage-a-trois. We'll refer to it as that, utilizing our newfound power of CLASS!!!

>>17768839
Given our default power, we SHOULD be good at this.

YOU'RE GODDAMN BLADE WOMAN, YOU CAN HANDLE THIS SHIT.

>>17768869
>>17768869
>>17768869

Exaclty!

Well, let's see some results

You clear three rounds easy and slide the knife Cut Man's way.

They're both reasonably impressed.

>>17769102
They should be, because we're fucking awesome.

Ask what the prize is for winning.

>>17769102

"Let's make things interesting. You mess up, we're having a 3 way"

>>17769133
I thought we were working on our subtlety.

>>17769133
anything but this. I want a plot for once.

Be fucking subtle. Next time it's our turn accidently cut our finger. Ask spring man to help up patch our self up. When he does, call him our hero and give him a little kiss, saying that if he wants more he should come by our place later.

I started thinking "What if having a threesome gives us some sort of combo weapon?"

Then I remembered how many possible combinations there are and how much more complicated this would become.

>>17769364
How's that going to get us sex with both of them? Do we even have a place?

You ask what the stakes are.

Cut Man explains that there is a wager going on, he's betting his photography equipment and Spring Man's betting a goddamned suit of armor.

If you want to be eligible for either one, you'll have to bet something too.

>>17769398
Bet your greatest secret!

>>17769398
We could be unsubtle and bet our body, or just bet our weapon collection or something. In the first case, we'd lose intentionally. In the second, we would suggest an alternate prize after we win. Which we inevitably would.

Bet our weapon collection.

>>17769398
Bet them a THREEWAY

>>17769443
Bet the weapon collection.

You wager up your extensive weapons collection.

Spring Man remains silent, focusing on not fucking up his hand.

Cut Man accepts it, saying he'll take that bet but you're gonna regret, he's gonna kick your fucking ass.

>>17769590
Tell him we'll use our new camera to preserve his look of defeat for eternity.

>>17769590
Is Spring man blushing, or are his eyes blood-shot for some reason?
Let's lean in closer to check, and ask why. While he's playing, of course.

>intsEst machine,
Real classy captcha guys.

>>17769622
He's blushing. He's blushing because he's weak to blade weapons (which we currently have equipped). If we had a rock/strength weapon equipped, cut man would be blushing. It's how weaknesses work.

>>17769649
When it's his turn, we must switch to a weapon he is weak to.

>>17769676
I suppose hard fist could work.

If he's into that sort of thing.

>>17769712
hard knuckle*

You lean in close to Spring Man and ask if he's blushing or blood shot.

He stutters nervously and cuts off a finger.

Cut Man just laughs, he can't believe that crap worked.

>>17769758
Oh shit! Ask Spring Man if he's alright.

>>17769758
>act sureprised, and pull him away to "fix it"

>>17769792
Don't be hasty. Cut Man's still in the game.

>>17769808
Then appologise, and when its his turn do somthing to get his attention, like distract him with a little cleavage.

>>17769842
respect knuckes?

Spring Man excuses himself to get a new hand.

Cut Man tells him he'd best come back with that suit of armor too.

Yeah yeah.

It's one on one now.

>>17769889
Quick we have to win this round
, otherwise springman is going to get away.
battle plan, breatplate, so just the underarmor is still there. it might distract him. give the excuse that your just sheading weight to you dont fuck up.

>>17769889
equip Hard Fist, offer to raise the stakes. Cut man loses, he gets the fist, if he catches our meaning.

im going to monter this thread... its promising

>>17769889
Just as planned. He's coming back soon enough, and by the time he does, we should just about be getting friendly with the other guy.
Don't rush it here, gentlemen.

You remove your chest plate to increase your focus.

You claim.

After clearing this round easily, you slide the knife over to Cut Man and switch to the Hard Knuckle.

>>17770081
Looking forward to owning that camera, Cut Man. Maybe I'll send you some pictures...

Cut Man switches to the Magnet Missile, clears the round and slides the blade over to you.

He smirks, you didn't really think you were the only one capable of this shit did you?

Proposition him while he's doing this round.

>>17770191
Do we have anything electric? Pretty sure we need something electric.

>>17770191
Switch to Plug Ball and let's get this shit started.

>>17770191
Had to happen sooner or later.

>>17770220
We've got Plug Ball.

>>17770191
Actually, we didn't expect that. We are pleasantly surprised to finally find a match.
Let's keep playing like this and see what he's weak against now.

>>17770191
Wait does this mean Magnet Man is dead? Is Cut Man also a prototype trying to spread digital STDs?

unfortunately we have no Electric to hit his normal weakness, nor Magnet Man's weakness.
Commando Bomb and Quick Boomerang are good against blademasters. The latter might impress him a little if it lets you do a round faster.

>>17770278
We don't kill him, we just fuck them.
He might be gay, though.

You switch over to the Plug Ball to clear this round, he counters with Skull Barrier.

You ask off-handedly ask him how he's able to switch weapons, you know just, whatever, between you guys.

He tells you it's not like you're the only one carrying a stalker. He asks what yours is called.

>>17770409
MORRIGAN.

Tell him we should both switch back to our default weapons, and finish the game on our own respective merits.

this seems like a shoo-in for Junk Shield.

I dunno, answer him if you feel like it and/or you think Cut Man's a bro

>>17770409
Switch to Junk Shield, don't tell him about Morrigan.

>>17770409
Try Junkman's weapon?

Play along and tell him he'll have to tell us first.

>>17770476
Nah man nah. We need to see how far this rabbit hole goes.

Use Junkman, and ask him what he means/tell us first

hmm... no shirt tacit is backfiring.
mention something from his past, somthing embarristing, like a loss to some other robot.
or better yet, when he's on his round take off shirt revealing underwair or something.
answer his question, see if it you can get info from him first though. make a pun about how this match is getting "heated"

>>17770479
Agreed. We don't mention that shit

>>17770551
We can't fuck Cut Man. There's no telling what horrible things could happen if two virus hosts fucked each other.

>>17770593

Fun times, for sure. So we should do so as soon as possible.

>>17770593
Instead we both have to fuck Spring Man. Ask Cut how his works...

>>17770593
or you could get a sample of his, and make an anti virus.

>>17770606
But it's pretty clear he's a step ahead of us in this regard. If anything he'll use his superior knowledge to wipe out Morrigan.

>>17770604
Oh and ask all who he has

>>17770593
>There's no telling what horrible things could happen if two virus hosts fucked each other

The two viruses will interact and create MAVERICK ahead of schedule.

>>17770619

good point, try to avoid the subject, and try to "cheat" to make him stab himself.
also remove helmet, as it is clouding your vision. bust out long lustrous hair, to again distract him

>>17770593
Based on the present data, it'd fuck up Wily's data collection somethin' fierce if nothing else...unless only Blade Woman/other "primary" carriers can infect.

>>17770624
Actually this raises an important question:
What is our goal?

I mean we know that Wily is trying to spead these things or mutate them or something but we're the carrier and that means we've gotta think about these things.

in b4 this turns into death note but with robot sex instead of dumb books

cut man is our L

>>17770649

Our goal is to fuck everyone. Plain and simple.

okay
new plan.
what beats sissors
rock
use Rocks motherfucker

You feign ignorance and ask what his is called, I mean, you know whatever.

You also switch to the Junk Shield, which works.

He explains that his is JEDAH, and it acts as sort of a benevolent godfather to the other Stalkers. He isn't aware of all of them, but he only has their best interests at heart. His was the first Stalker created, and to be honest you and he aren't the only ones. Though, the other Stalkers he has seen are a little... competitive. So you may have to watch out for them.

So yes, this is sort of like Death Note but with robot sex instead of dumb books. But Cut Man is less L and more Ryuk. He would appreciate it if you filled him in on yours so he can help you out.

Also he switches to his default gear, just to even out the weaknesses. He wants to win this shit.

>>17770665

Lesbians use scissors. So we should get Splash Woman.

>>17770689
tell 'im, sure

switch back to Blade Woman

>>17770689
>So yes, this is sort of like Death Note but with robot sex instead of dumb books

I'm going to make you a new OP image to use, using this caption.

Also: Switch back to main form. and tell him about Morrigan.

wait does this mean cut man has been having gay sex with everyone

hey wait a sec.... cut man is on the list.... better try to find a way to infect him without being infected

>>17770772
Pretty much all of them have, considering there's only two females.

I mean. They are robots so I guess it doesn't matter to them that much.

You switch to your default weapon and tell him about MORRIGAN. You also remove your helmet, to try to gain an edge. You also go and ask him if he's been having indiscriminate gay sex to make JEDAH more powerful.

One of the things you just did caused him to fuck up.

>>17770850
laugh in his face and start making fun of him

ignore any further discussion about MORRIGAN et al. and gloat endlessly

>>17770850
So we've won, yes? Ask him to wait with us until Spring Man gets back. We can talk.

>>17770863
Ask him to hold that face so we can get a picture of it

>>17770850
Get up and look for Spring Man. Tell him he can keep his armor in exchange for something else, hint hint, nudge nudge

smile and walk over to where spring man is, and as you walk away, shake your ass provocatively to taunt him,

>>17770850

>Dat Face
>mysides

>>17770882
this

You spike your helmet down like a football and start gloating.

Cut Man puts his shirt back on.

>>17770953
Tell him that we'd be willing to accept an alternate prize instead of his beloved photography equipment.

>>17770953
give him a consolation prize of a little boobage
, he deserves it, hes been a good sport.
a nice hug should be enough

>>17770953

We get his photography equipment now, right?

first draft, op. give me suggestions

>>17770961
>>17770967
what? no! we won! we have to lord the victory over him for as long as fucking possible.

we'll get him eventually.

but not now.


because he's a loser.

>>17771016
Fucking incredible.

>>17771019
I'm more with this guy, we just won some loot, we aren't gonna give this guys their shit back and then sleep with them.

Certainly not Cut anyhow.

>>17771016
Too /v/ for my tastes.

Try being classier.

Also tell him after this is over, maybe we could have some fun later, virus non-related fun.

>>17771019
I don't think we should deliberately antagonize him.

>>17771049
I was thinking the alternate prize could be information. Such as the names of the robots he has infected, and the names of the other Stalkers and their carriers.

>>17771016
wtf is this hot mess

what are we, /b/?

dial it back a bit

>>17771061
That I see, but I think we should refrain from fucking anyone we KNOW is infected for the time being

>>17771061
Yeah, we want information. And a fucking, possibly.

So here's a question: Is vaginal intercourse the only way to spread the virus?

I mean, if Cut Man is having gay sex, apparently buttsex spreads it. But what about oral? Can we spread MORRIGAN by giving BJs? What about by being eaten out? Handjobs?

>>17771124
It's all fade to black anyway, what the hell does that matter?

You put your armor back on, and ask Cut Man to explain a little bit more about how this whole Stalker thing works.

He decides to tell you, as JEDAH is benevolent and benign. Meaning it's in his code to help you out.

Basically Stalkers are prototypes for a software upgrade that greatly enhances hardware abilities, MORRIGAN seems to be the most advanced build, being capable of both reconnaissance, weapon adaptability, and milestone upgrades.

That last one is new, apparently.

He also decides to tell you that not all Stalkers are sexually transmitted.

>>17771146
We need more information. In fact, we need all the information.

JEDAH for instance can transmit through contact.

>>17771170
THAT BASTARD

kick him in the balls

stealing our powrs


who does he think he is?

>>17771170
Can two Stalkers interact? If so, what happens?

>>17771170
Son of a BITCH

>>17771170
Punch him for doing that, inform him that our helmet is not part of us. Then rape him.

>>17771170
Okay... now we need him.

>>17771144
Because it's bloody hilarious.

>>17771170
*trollface*

>>17771207
We WANT him
We GOTTA HAVE him

Man we're Blade Woman

BLADE Woman

cut that sonbitch

Bullshit, Cut Man is bi-sexual. Look at him. He probably takes it up the rear from Guts Man ever night.

Yeah, SEXUAL contact. From male gay robots. Which he is. Hoooooo!

Really? Magnet Man? I always knew.

"So, about your "photography equipment"...what exactly were you using it for? What do you like taking pictures of?"

Not trying to be a tactical genius, just interested.

Skull Man really might be queer. He's very sensitive for a riot robot according to his bio. He loves people.

You angrily take your helmet back and call him gay/bisexual.

He says, duh. There's only like four females in the whole series.

Regarding two Stalkers interacting, by and large they try to destroy each other. JEDAH is the exception, as it was the earliest build and has since been modified to assist other Stalkers whenever possible. Except for one thing.

He can't tell you who else is carrying a Stalker.

>>17771333
JEDAH would really help us by letting us beat this guy up.

ATTACK!

>>17771362
With your boobs.

>>17771333
So this is all a little competition perpetuated by Wily? Is he really so desperate for his robots to get trashed that he makes them do it themselves?

>>17771333
okay OP I got a redux

more imput is requested

>>17771333
We must acquire JEDAH, the only way we know how.

And the plot thickens!

Like maple syrup!

>>17771415
see
>>17768205

Honestly Cut Man's pretty hot, nice bod ^_^

Okay so... in classic series we have:

Roll
Plum
Splash Woman
Centaur WOMan
Gemini (sort of...)
Virgo (possibly...)

... and I think that's it.

Wow, yeah, there really are very few female robots in the classic world.

>>17771440

You tell Cut Man if he REALLY wants to help you out he'd sleep with you.

He says he's up for it, but they should probably wait for Spring Man, between the two of them being his weakness they can probably push him into a three-way so you can cross two off your list. He also mentions that yes, this entire thing is sort of insane and stupid. Is that really so far-fetched for Wily?

Spring Man walks in, carrying a suit of armor. He says he knows it looks small, but it expands. It does tend to fall apart pretty easily though.

>>17771592
>Spring Man walks in, carrying a suit of armor.

That suit is absolutely adorable. Hug the armour.

>>17771394
That's the greatest thing I ever saw.

>>17771592
Magnificent. Time to try out some robo-DP.

You and Cut Man both look over at Spring Man.

Between the two of you, you take control of the situation.

>>17771693
>>17771701
Look at that face Cut Man is making. He knows exactly what he's doing, heh heh.

>>17771733
MILESTONE TIME?

MILESTONE TIME!

Alright! It's... springs.

Springs everywhere.

And also rolling cutter!

Cool.

Hey look at that! MORRIGAN found a suitable thing to fill that slot with.

Man, if only it was possible to tell what any of that vague bullshit actually meant. Lazy translators on this one.

>>17771818
Wisdom. We'll need it against the new threat of enemy stalkers.

>>17771818
I suggest Wisdom.

Have we been infected with JEDAH?

>>17771818

I agree, Wisdom.

>>17771818
Seems like it's unanimous for Wisdom.

Shame. I wanted Moe.

I wanted to see what Charm would do.

>>17771818
Throwing my vote in for Moe. He's the best Simpsons character.

Wisdom is too useful at this juncture.

"That rating is above your clearance"... we have a violet weapon yet?

Charm. We could use some more subtlety.

Charm!

Would've normally gone for Moe, but yeah there are other Stalkers, and the last thing we want is to end up getting caught unprepared.

Wisdom for sure.

As a side note, you notice that you are not infected with JEDAH.

He's sitting pretty comfortably in Cut Man's system, he's not interested in getting involved in all this bullshit.

Like... Darkstalkers?

Also, most of these bots haven't gotten bot pussy in a LONG time, so the Charm/Moe probably won't be needed until later where we come across, like, Splash Woman's boyfriend or something.

>>17771911
>JEDAH is the exception, as it was the earliest build and has since been modified to assist other Stalkers whenever possible

What the fuck, JEDAH. Get up in this.

Look, if he directly assisted you then he'd have to directly assist every other Stalker also.

What would be the point? Can't play favorites.

>>17771974
No one else has to know. He doesn't have to be impartial.

If he's truly meant to assist other Stalkers whenever possible, he must assist MORRIGAN.

No, God no, leave JEDAH be and go claim Cut Man's photography equipment. There might be a bot in the future that we can only fuck if we take pics or a vid of it.

>>17771974
Okay, indirectly assist us you ass. Give us your cryptic prophecies and guidance like you ought, or however you wanna go about it.

Alright! Wisdom!

With wisdom you basically have access to all sorts of information, no matter how obscure.

You basically got a wireless card and Google, but still.

With Wisdom there is a chance you will enter into encounters with their weakness already equipped also.

Indirect cryptic bullshit however, JEDAH has no issue with, so he tells you this.

You've already had an encounter with another Stalker.

And he's not talking about Cut Man.

>>17772029
Awesome. Let's re-prime that speed dial.

>>17772039
Use wisdom on the indirect cryptic bullshit.

Alright, who to fill this with?

Guts Man

If it was not Search man I shall eat my nonhat.

Prime with BLADE MAN METAL MAN SHADOW MAN, SPARK MAN SHEEP MAN MEGA MAN VOLT MAN

I vote for the saddest goddamn sad sack robots around

bulldoze all those fuckers real quick so we can beef up a little more

>>17772039
>not talking about Cut Man.
We should pay Search Man a visit...

>>17772085
Soo...
Oil Man
Concrete Man
Top Man (how did we not get him in the "sexually suggestive" round?)
Dust Man
Plant Man
Clown Man
etc

>>17772060
Blade Man has to be in there somehow.
Also Bright Man and Search Man. One of them carries a STALKER.

I suggest we hit up Gemini.

It'd be easier to double team people, hurm hurm hurm.

Oh its Time Man and Oil Man, canon or not?

Are we going to make her fuck mavericks?

While you think about what to put in your speed dial, you try on the gear you won from Spring Man and Cut Man.

You're not sure why the armor comes with a lance, or why the camera comes with all this other stuff, but it just feels right.

It also confirms what the more astute of you have already noticed, and that's that this entire thing is just a tribute to Capcom's ability to troll people.

>>17772149
Roll!

>>17772132
They were listed in the cross-off-the list.

I tihnk one of the older threads listed a hell of a lot of Robot Masters that weren't on there though.

>>17772149
HA.

It's time to cover wars.

>>17772060
All of the robots with powers similar to Blade Woman.

Sharp powers.

>>17772156

For the sake of simplicity, I'm just using with the eight bosses from the numbered games of the classic series.

...maybe with a few twists.

But by and large all you need to shoot for are the main bosses, so we're not counting Enker, Punk, Magic Man, or anything like that.

>>17772133

gross she's not gonna fuck a mandrill

>>17772149

Wait a...baseball bat? This is one hell of a fetish we're setting up, here...

>>17772177
>No Magic Man

Dayum shame. Does that mean there's no Burn Man either?

>>17772177

>gross she's not gonna fuck a mandrill

I am rolling so hard, thank you

>>17772177
Let's go for Bass, Splash Woman, and Roll.

>>17772204

Ehhh, I think she needs at least one level in Charm or Moe before going after members of the same gender, the likelihood of lesbians is...slim.

>>17772191
Nope, I know. I really do like Pirate Man and Magic Man.

Maybe they'll fit in somewhere, but for they're not really a target.

But if y'all can agree on seven robots to fill that list with, we can keep this keepin' on.

>Implying you wouldn't let this beast of a robot-man take you.

Hard man did NOT have the only one-hit kill move in the classic series. Metal Blade and the Mecha Dragon [or however you call it] also had that merit.

>>17772060
Fire man
Guts Man
Flash Man
Astro Man
Clown Man
Sword Man
Blade Man

Let's be clear here, she's totally going to bang Protoman at some point, right?


Also I vote for Sword Man, Blade Man, and Slash Man. All holes filled.

>>17772214

We'll go with charm next I guess. Moe is ok but it relies on us having their weakness, which isn't a guarantee.

Wisdom, Charm and Class seems like a good combo of skills to focus on. Classy, Charming and smart enough to use it.

>>17772216
Blade Man
Bright Man
Search Man
Astro Man
Skull Man
Ring Man
Elec Man

guts maaaaan

I say we aim high
fuck Protoman!

By tallying out the votes of the most popular ones, and taking only the first Robot Master out of the list posts, we have this!

Who's next?

>>17772465
Let's finish the last group, with Cloud Man.

I need to know. Just what does Blade Woman think about Blade Man?

>>17772465

Lets go with search man.

>>17766831
We've been eyeing Searchy for awhile. Time to grow a second head.

Guts Man

>dat ass.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5TBeX405bc

>>17772481
He's her big brother.

...we should probably have waited for Blade Man till we got the Moe powerup, if only so we could go the "onii-chan~" angle on him.

>>17772594
Is robot incest even a thing?

Also, Blade Woman's power clearly resembles Slash Man more than Blade Man...

>>17772465
Everyone seems set on going for Search Man, but I kinda want to see Astro Man's roboblushing.

>>17772612
Everyone except the 4 and 6 (IIRC) Robot Masters are fellow Wily creations, so technically there's roboincest fucking everywhere.

Neat.

You find Search Man in the T.V. room, playing a video game.

TURBO MAN, he's gotta be good for gaming. "Hey, man, wanna play with me? Just...no screenpeeking."

>>17772641
Switch to Scorch Wheel. Ask him what he's playing.

Also, regarding robot sexuality.

I never stated how robot sex works, whether or not typical human sexual positions are employed are anyone's guess. I'm sure a few creepy individuals are imagining thrusting moaning androids sweating oil as they exchange data. As far as I'm concerned one of them just plugs a USB cable into a port on the other, waits a few seconds and it adds to a 'sexual satisfaction' variable.

Plus incest isn't really an issue since they don't have sex to have children anyway, plus yeah they're all made by the same guy anyway. I'm sure a few robots were against it at first, but after a while they just sort of accepted it.

Regarding Blade Woman and Blade Man, I completely forgot he existed when I named her. Oops.

>>17772641
Isn't that a Genesis controller? If we caught him playing Sonic, it's fucking blackmail time.

>>17772641
demand that he puts predator back on

we're still upset about that!

>>17772706
This is suddenly less hilarious now that it's USB access and not clang. I'm going to pretend you never clarified that.

>>17772706
Hold on now, some of them were made by Doctor Cossack and let's not forget the ones made for the international robotics convention!

Also, as lazy as he is, I'm pretty sure Light contributed something to the original masters.

>>17772733
If it was all about the USB data then why do the fembots have boobies and why was Freeze Man embarrassed about Blade Woman sculpting his statue an ice-dong?

>>17772706
why do we have boobs then

>>17772742

No clang clang in real life while having a megaman battle network style sex area that's only in our robo mind? It takes only a few real seconds of course, but it could be as long as we make it in the cyber area?

You switch to the Scorch Wheel and ask what he's playing.

One of his heads tells you it's Metal Gear Solid 3, this is like his twentieth time playing it, every time he finds out about new weird shit he had never seen before.

>>17772742
>>17772733
>>17772774

Damn it, you've found the holes in my story. The truth is this entire thing is one elaborate robosexual plot to trick you all into writing elaborate erotic Mega Man fan fiction. I'm commissioning Zone to animate all of the fade to black bits. It will cost me ten thousand dollars but I'm hoping to make that up in the DVD sales it will generate.

or you know it can be played for laughs and be whatever you want it to be

>>17772774
The same reason any robot has them... To launch missiles from!

Come to think of it, we really should go find Dive Man or Magnet Man for just that reason.

>>17772797
I'm pegging Magnet Man as a host. Watch out for that bastard.

>>17772791
Observe him. Rub his shoulders.

>>17772791
Seriously, we wanna watch Predator!

>>17772865
Voting against this because it's not classy.

>>17772872
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah, this is a ad idea, I second this. Doesn't seem his sorta deal anyhow

>>17772872
>>17772897
Predator is his favorite movie! This is a fact!

>>17772902
But we don't need to watch it again right after he watched it. He probably likes to savor these things.

>>17772865
We said we'd watch it with him.

You come up behind him and begin rubbing his shoulders.

He leans back into the seat, thanks you, and his left head continues playing the game.

His right head actually closes his eyes getting really into the massage.

>>17772913
Yeah, I mean, he's playing MGS3 for the 20th time cause he finds new stuff in it every time. You can explore a game like that. Predator's just gonna be the same damn movie he just watched.

>>17772964
Get closer. Lean in and nuzzle the right head.

>>17772971
In on this. Let's let left know what he's missing.

>>17772706
I can't blame you. Mega Man 10 was pretty recent in the greater scheme of things.

You lean in close and rub up against Search Man.

He pauses the game, distracted.

>>17773080
You said you play this game over and over because each time you find something new. I like that. You're... thorough.

Activate sexy voice.

One head is weak against us and the other isn't.

You compliment his dedication.

One head looks over to the other. They exchange a knowing glance.

>>17773194
Black screen approaching off the port bow, captain.

>>17773194
Danger, Will Robinson!

If he's brofisting himself already, he's probably got some other virus.

Alright the Homing Sniper!

Doesn't this sort of make the Commando Bomb useless?

Well whatever, MOVING ON

Glad to finally cross him off, eh?

Who next?

>>17773264
well when are we getting Metal Blade, huh?

I vote for Sword Man next.

BRING IT ON

>>17773264
Wish we got a second head instead.

Yes get Sword Man and then use Sword Man and Slash Man to pressure Blade Man into a 3M1F.

They'll never be able to look each other in the eye again.

You find Sword Man trying to sell Bright Man a sword.

>>17773504
Access wisdom. We have yet to try it out, and here is potential for another double-team.

>>17773194
>>17773221

Is it wrong that in a similar situation I would be hoping, wishing that the cool, pure girl remains that way or at the very least, remain out of the clutches of the womanizing playboy?

In a similar fashion as with here, I'm somewhat disheartened to see Search Man who has been out of reach from the beginning, suddenly now fall so easily to Blade Woman. At least, he could have been spared till the end?

Oh god /tg/... this feeling... is this what it means to have a husbando?

>>17773504
Never mind Sword Man. Let's see if we can get Bright Man interested in our own brand of cutlery. Or maybe Cut Man's. Or Slash Man's. We're a growing company, and we could use a few bright young investors.

>>17773537
I think the question you should be asking yourself is why Wily made all of his robots easy.

>>17773504
Going to need to assess the situation because it is surprisingly non-sequitur. I mean... they're robots... and one wants the other to give him currency in exchange for a sword. I don't even...

>>17773560

No! It's a lie! My husbando wouldn't fall so easily!

>>17773537
The thing about that is I really did want to save Search Man for last, but folks were pretty keen in wanting him to just get fucked already.

>>17773619
Lie to yourself if you want, but we didn't get his weapon from a mail-order catalog, if you know what I mean.

This game is way too easy...

There is no struggle... just... an action requirement...


Is this what it's like to be female?

Is it really?

Do the guys just... not even roll over and just accept it?

Using your wisdom, you determine that Sword Man got conned by the Home Shopping Network again.

He bought another spectacularly shitty sword with his hard earned robo-money that they totally have shut up.

>>17773746
If the encounter with Cut Man was any indication, it's going to get harder.

>>17773761
Ask if we can handle his sword

>>17773746
Difficulty is for people that don't need to fuck 80 dudes in a row.

But there will be certain incidents that are a little more... boss-fighty.

>>17773786
this is my favourite reason for difficulty level i have ever heard

>>17773786
I like those amusing comments you put in your email field.

>>17773830
I've always liked them, like mouseover text for drawthreads.

>>17773855
I always hate missing those.

Capcom References everywhere.
Did you saw that they're making Darkstalkers 4?
It's Ono who's making, so god knows what he will put in that game

You ask to take a look at his sword. He obliges, and you examine it.

It appears to be a traditional katana from the age of samurai, with a dragon painted on the blade. At least it appears to be that, what it actually is though is a spectacular piece of shit. Between your knowledge of blades and your upgraded wisdom there's pretty much no way you wouldn't have determined this.

>>17773989
Ask if he has a collection of these.

...and we hit auto-sage! Incredible. I stuck around with it and it didn't take me 12 hours this time.

Part 5:
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