>Personality: angry

That's it.

>firesticks
>torch
>rations
>fake leg x2

character wasn't even crippled

Demolitions specialty : Big ass explosions

Do Anything (15)

Talent: Moonwalking

>Drawback: Stasiphobia (The Fear of Walking)

>Weapon Focus (Truck Bumper)

>Deity: himself?

>>18015451
>Religion: Kortherine's ass

Kortherine was the Half-Elf Bard in the party.
And the DM let her ass grant him spells.

Craft (Pies)

Flaw: he's black

Special ability: can pull "racist" card

>stick of chalk (100)
>rope (tons)
>tits (2)
>barrel backpack

>Race: Panda
>Deity: Beer
>Alignment: Beer

>>18015467
How did that pan out?

>>18015407

You have to be prepared for these things.

>>18015499
I bet he brought PANDA-monium to your game.

Appearance 4 (forbidden fruit)

The character was 12.

>>18015517
Nah, I figure he just gave them momentary paws for thought.

>>18015507
I bet it sucked sometimes.

>>18015536
I can't bear to think what he actually did in the game.

Weight: ILLNEVERBEPRETTY

>>18015507
The Cleric died, and with it's only worshipper dead her ass lost all power & passed out of reality to vestige space. The epilogue involved Kortherine never being able to shit again.

>>18015561
Wow.
I.. wow.
Seriously?
Fucking amazing.
Five star post.
Right there.

>>18015557
It sounds like D&D, so I wouldn't worry too much. When a game has such black and white morality it's quite easy to conduct your character fittingly.

>>18015559

Give that player a prize.

>>18015561
So she had a metaphysical ass to begin with?

>>18015561
So she died of septic poisoning?

>>18015559
That's fucking great.

>>18015577
I don't know why people still play d&d. It's just my opinion, but I prefer systems like fate and WoD. This whole thing just leaves me bamboo-zled.

i dont read the character sheets.

>>18015586
I believe the Cleric's worship allowed her normal (if very shapely) ass to ascend to Godhood, giving it sentience & Divine Rank (though it was a jealous & cruel God so would only rarely use this power to actually aid the party, partially because Kortherine kept sitting on it).

After the cleric's death her ass let out a death scream (that disappointing wasn't a colossal fart) and was gone. Her back connects directly to her legs, with just nothing there.

>>18015657
legendary

>>18015559

>>18015635
Why the hell not?

One guy: his characters might as well all have "Name: Not telling." written in bold.

>Super Combo Hit: +9, 7d6+8 damage: 5/day.

>Spells prepared: all of them.

>>18015407
Dude.

You had fucking MacGyver in your party.

>Appearance : Girl Bison
>back of character is covered in pictures, an equal mix of Captain Harlock, Street Fighter the Movie and MLP pictures

I don't even

Somebody else has
>Occupation : Player Hater

why am i laughing so hard at these

>Description - David Duchovny

>>18015697
And the DM allowed that?

That's not broken at all....

>Interest: Ice Skating (Cometary All Terrain)

I miss my Eclipse Phase group.

GMing a Shadowrun game with a few buddies. For some reason, everyone has knowledge of security procedures and security design... including the guy with a Logic score of 1.

>Race: Bear
>Negative Quality: Racism towards deer

>Helmet: Helm made from goat scrotums (+3 to AC)

>Weapon: Giant black dildo +9 to hit.

.So much was wrong with that campaign.

>>18015738
Forgot to mention, this was a level 2 fighter.

>>18015738
>>18015747
I'd bet meeting him was a fatidic encounter.

>>18015738
Oh gods my sides

Maid character sheets shouldn't count, but a player from an old game I ran has drawn a drunken unicorn vomiting rainbows on her sheet.

That's an old school medieval unicorn by the way.

Alignment: Happy.

My DM wrote that on my sheet after our 7th session.

>>18015801
i had alignment: lawful funky

>>18015801

Was your character happy?

Speak Language: Jive
Lawful Hot Dickings/Chaotic Awesome

>>18015830
>>18015823

Yes he was happy. Not even that nasty encounter with the vampire cult put a frown on his face.

Favored enemy: DM

Its pretty tame compared to the rest of this stuff, but we did once have a character called Dirk Mc'Splosion, whose height, weight, build and, oddly, age were all stated to be 'Manly!!!'

Deity: Freddy Mercury
Appearance: Young Sean Connery, but with longer hair

Alignment: Awesome Viking

Strangest ones I've seen are probably:

>Goals - seduce The Master

and

>Race : demi-pixie celestial dragon-blooded Gnome
>Familiar : Dire polar bear mount
>Spells : (nothing but utility spells with maximum trolling / game derailment potential)

Deity: Alcohol
Gnome drunken boxer in our 1920s rumrunning campaign.

>Race: Not-A-Vampire

>"he thinks in planck time so he can't be out-reacted...
>...and he's a jedi
>...with a force sense that covers a universe (that's about 100,000 galaxies wide)
>...who was charged by God to be caretaker of the multiverse, so he can rewrite the laws of physics at a whim and can't be killed because his god-like intellect resides in another dimension that can't be accessed by mortals
>...and your ideas are stupid by the way, I know because I'm a qualified scientist"

Never play freeform /tg/. Even with people over 25.

>>18015903
>seduce The Master

Doctor, is that you?

This thread made me laugh...

>Eyes: Bald
>Hair: Only One / Red

>>18015956
It's probably from Maid or My Life With Master.

I don't remember exactly what all he had, but he had a sickle that looked like, "a foot-long, serrated fish hook with a leather loop at the bottom of the handle," a motorized spool of thin, metal cable of gnomish make, and max ranks in Use Rope.

He fully intended to use his ranks in Use Rope to set the hook in peoples' bodies and, to quote, "reel them in, especially off of high places."

Motherfucking rogues.

>World Of Darkness
>Mortal Campaign
>Strength: 4
>Brawl: 5
>Merits: Boxing 4, Kung Fu 3

tableflip.jpg

>Brawling Specialty: Hand-to-Hand Combat

>vorpal teeth

and for an animal companion,
>tricks/abilities: he can do a flip

>>18015975
>Forever alone...

>Skills
>Knowledge (Arcana), Knowledge (Religion), Knowledge (Architecture and Engineering), Knowledge (Dungeoneering), Knowledge (Nature), Knowledge (Local), Knowledge (History), Knowledge (The Planes), Knowledge (Knowledges)

>>18015994
So, he was really fucking good in a fist fight?

>Ears x4,239

The DM had said he could take an ear from any enemies we killed as trophies. For three years the Barbarian's player kept track of how many things we killed, finally revealing this fact to us when he judged his Bag of Holding to be full.

rolled 18 = 18

>Knowledge (Pancakes)

>Skin: Normal

>>18016091
DIABLO: PEN & PAPER EDITION

>>18015994
>Merits: Boxing 4, Kung Fu 3
Could be worse. These could be reversed.

>>18016108
Isn't Kung Fu 4 the one that makes you Fist of the Motherfucking North Star?

>>18015956
>>18015975
>>18016020
It was a Dr. Who game. Luckily for us all the Master was off trolling the Doctor who (as we all know) spends his time in alternate realities judging cider making competitions in idyllic rural townships.

Here's one from a different game:

>Equipment
>Mechanical BEEEEEES (my god, bees)

>>18016127
Yes. Yes it is. A character with Strength 5, Boxing 4 and Kung Fu 3 will always lose to a character with Dexterity 5, Kung Fu 4 and Boxing 3

>Disguise: Human.
This for what was basically a 9ft tall neon green praying mantis.

This later led to the GM awarding the feat "Delicious" to one of the other human PCs after the mantis kept trying to eat his hair.

>>18015967

>+1 Swordchucks (One silver, one cold iron)
>Weapon Focus (swordchucks)
>Perform (not dying when using swordchucks)

>Profession (sportsmaster)
>Weapon: Golf Club

His best bro

>Race: Awakened raptor
>Class: Cleric

They played polo. With heads.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18016174
This.
This is good.

>>18016140
That really depends on who gets the first strike in.

>>18016137
Why would you want to seduce the Master anyway? The guy's about as bent as a three pound note.

I once had a player describe her characters genitals in excruciating detail on her character sheet. "Anal circumference" and all.

[fakespoiler] We weren't even playing FATAL [/fakespoiler]

Also, I once ran a game where one of my players played a really ordinary male human fighter type character. Only thing out of the ordinary was that he had a large amount and variety of womens underwear listed in his inventory.

No idea why. He never mentioned it or used it, and I never asked. Every session he would add more onto the list.

>Star Wars D20
>Plastic Explosives x100
>Grenades x100
>No other actual weapons

>>18016192
>Also, I once ran a game where one of my players played a really ordinary male human fighter type character. Only thing out of the ordinary was that he had a large amount and variety of womens underwear listed in his inventory.

>No idea why. He never mentioned it or used it, and I never asked. Every session he would add more onto the list.

How odd. Do you think he was making jokes that only he understood during the game that related to the underwear in a way only he knew, then went home & beat off while thinking about it?

That's what I think.

>>18016204
>implying you need other weapons

You can't deflect an explosion with a lightsaber.

>Weight: too much
>Sex: Yes, please
>Hair: lots
>Eyes: two

Barrier-field manipulator's signature attack:
>Pow! Ha-ha!

>>18016186
Even with Strength 5 and Brawl 5 you'll be hitting for 3 damage average, assuming you manage to get the jump on Mr Five Dexterity. Then, he hits you with 40+ damage dice for 13+ damage, enough to take down any human.

Call of Cthulhu oneshot
>French
>Clown
>Midget
>Necrophiliac
>Zoophiliac

And it was probably the greatest character in the history of roleplaying.

But remember that everytime a naked midget starts rubbing butter all over his body, shit is going down.

>Skills:
>Combat (Hauling off like a motherfucker)

>>18016238
That is, of course, if Haymaker doesn't come into effect.

It's a bit hard to hit someone when you're knocked the fuck out.

>>18016238
Of course, you could always just take out a shotgun and blast his organs across the walls. Or stab him. Or chainsaw him. Or do any of the above, but with a Willpower point added on for that extra "fuck you".

>Appearance: Nicholas Cage in (Specific Film)

GURPS. They revealed this to me in the final session. I'd been throwing Nicholas Cage plots at them constantly. The final fight was the Omni-Cage Match.

Other entertaining things:
>10 ranks in Profession: Breast Inspector
>Spending all of the money at 7th level character creation on "Fine-ass threads"
>7th Sea: six-page story stapled to his sheet that justifies (in his character's mind) why all of the Inish are subhuman scum, as well as unilaterally declaring all of the party as his servants
>Managing to be Domon Kasshu in a modern GURPS game based around espionage, and somehow surviving longer than any other player.

>>18016204

explosives and liquid cable are all you need.

>>18016297
Did you deploy a vat of enraged bees on him at least once? Because you totally should have.

Bloodline: Trowza Snake's 187 Gangsta Murder Posse

Devotion: Iced Out Bitchkilla
Drawing upon the culture of the hood and the streets, and defying conventional wisdom, a character that employs this devotion is able to fire guns with deadly accuracy by turning them sideways. Employing the Celerity native to the bloodline makes the bullets fired by members of the bloodline accurate and deadly. Employing Resilience allows members of the bloodline to avoid fouling their aim when ejected shell casings inevitably hit them in the face.

athletics specialty: unfair escape

>>18016312
>Celerity
>being able to move with supernatural speed makes you aim better
Wat

Firearms 4, Spec. Shotguns
Weaponry 4, Spec: Shotguns

>>18016329
there's an actual Canon devotion that does that. called hair trigger.

>>18016140
>>18016127
>>18016108
>>18015994

This is why Fighting Styles merits should be banned.

>Height: Taller then You
>Weight: Heavyer they you
>Haven: No Pineapples

I will admit it was a Malkavian my friend was playing, but damn it I loled

>Race: Dhampir
>Name: Alucar
>Yes, without the "d" at the end.
>It's like this guy wasn't even trying.

>>18016274
WW derped hard with that. It only kicks in if you deal more than Size damage. Unless you're beating up children, that means you need to be scoring five+ successes, which is pretty unlikely with ten dice.

I did forget to include that Boxing three lets you attack twice, so you'll be hitting for ~6 damage per turn. It's possible you could take out the Kung Fu king if you got surprise.

>>18016329
It does. If you think faster, that half a second you spend aiming is equivalent to several seconds spent aiming for a normal person.

>>18016101
I've heard of that before. If I recall, the guy who wrote that on his character sheet was laughed out of his group.

Seriously, what the fuck does "Normal skin" mean?

>>18016339
>alucar
>racula
was he asian?

>>18016370
>Alucar
>backwards Racula
Did the character have huge tits?

>>18016274
In fact, running with that, in order to use Whirlwind Strike in the first place, a character has to completely forsake their defence in the same turn. Meanwhile, Mr Str 5 Brawl 5 Boxing 4 Kung Fu 3 can fight on the defensive to counteract that. So, assuming a Defence of 3, that added with Defensive Attack brings down the dice pool to 5 for the first attack, four for the second attack, three for the third attack and 2 for the fourth attack (because, if you recall, when you use Whirlwind Strike, you take cumulative penalties after the first attack). Sure, the Boxer now takes -2 to his attacks, but the Kung Fu guy's defence isn't added on.

>Special Snowflake Abilities Chart
>Every Fucking Power in the Game is listed

>>18015467
lame. our cleric's deity is "naked women" and he refuses to change it despite the fact that we're not running a funny game. he also makes his character shed his clothes every single game.

>hfw

>>18016329

Kinda makes sense.

If he moved super fast it would take him a lot less time to aim his gun than the average person, giving him above average accuracy for each shot fired.

>>18016393

>>18016395
>>18016399

Nope and Nope.

Thankfully it was just a one-shot adventure campaign that our group played just for fun. The dude was pretty much Alucard from Castlevania SotN.

He also had sex with a weretiger.

It was a strange one-shot.

>>18015557
enough. this isnt reddit

>Weapon: The Sun, 3d10

>Dodge Speciality: Don't

>>18016437
No, this is /tg/. Take your no-fun attitude elsewhere. Like /v/, you'd fit in there.

>>18016437
the weight of the puns must really be unbearable, huh?

>>18016449
baaawwww people dont like my witty little puns my world is shattering

Martial Arts Speciality - Rape
Martial Arts Speciality - Anal Sex
Martial Arts Speciality - Gay Sex

He never got the chance to do whatever the unholy fuck he was planning with these, his sheet was binned by the ST.

>>18016479
>cannot bear the puns
see
>>18016467
called it.

>Unknown Armies
>Body Skill: Deep Dicking, 40%

Skill Specialty: Gallivanting

It sounded better than jumping

He was a werewolf that specialized in leaping really fucking high and landing on opponents

"What goes up, must come down with enough force to liquify bone."

In Exalted:
Melee Specialty +3: In combat

>>18016417
I hope you mean "shread" his clothes?

>>18016358
>Starting character
>Mage
>Life 3
>Fate 2
>Dex 5
>Composure 5
>Firearms 5 (Shotguns)

>Use Life 3 to buff your Dex to 8
>Use Life 2 to gain rote action on Firearms
>Use Fate 2 to gain 9-again
>Use Shotgun for 9-again, stacks to give 8-again
>Five attacks, 18+17+16+15+14 dice.
>0.73 successes per die
>58 damage per turn

>Optional step: Shout "POP POP MOTHERFUCKER" while exploding anything that stands in your way.

>>18016479
I have not made a pun in this thread. I find them unamusing, personally. However other people enjoy them, and you are a being a no-fun faggot. Please return to your kindred among the /v/irgins, there is no love of your kind here.

>>18016440
Seems pretty underpowered.

>>18016389
I always thought Celerity allowed you to -move- faster, not to -think- faster.

>>18016520
Celerity makes it so that you have enough TUs to make all of your shots into aimed shots.

even the bursts.

>>18016520
Thankfully, it does both. Otherwise vampires would be running into walls all the time.

>>18016517
Well everytime you walk outside the sun is spamming it's basic attacks, and all it does is cause slight burns.

>>18016553
Or running into the idiot they intend to kill... which, on the whole, could be seen as a beneficial side effect.

>>18016553
Suddenly, the World of Darkness is filled with Ambiguous Puzuma-like vampires.

>>18016560
but almost all creatures on earth have DR/a lot to solar radiation.

stick a vampire out there, and the basic attacks will make it BURST INTO FLAMES AND DUST.

>Weapon Focus: Monks.

>>18016601
As long as doesn't burst in LOL sparkulz

>>18016618
Tell me this was on a warlord.

>>18016601
Dracula didn't.

>>18016501

Tell me it was on a hulking hurler

I planned a homebrew game, I allowed one of the races to be "lycanthrope" so players could transform into beasts, it did have some debuffs such as a lack of charisma and others, I informed the players that despite lycanthrope usually refers to werewolves - they could choose one thing they could transform into.

Cue one of my players - who informed me before hand that he'd wreck the game (I told him to do his best so I could improve my GMing) - asking me what things was allowed, I put two limits: Genders (such as transforming into the other gender) and play-able races (so players couldn't be a human in towns but a orc when fighting).

Ended up him asking me every single thing he ever put his eyes on: "Can I be a were-kettle?", "Were-train?", "Were-mouse?" etc. etc.

He ended up deciding to be a were-train which I deemed acceptable (since it was a Steampunk setting), however the game never took off beyond the first session.

I'm going to organise a Pathfinder game in the future, he asked me if he could continue the Were-train and I told him that 1. I doubt Lycanthropes are playable races since I haven't read the entire core-rules and 2. I hadn't decided on the setting.

TL;DR
>Race: Were-Train

>>18016703
He never was fully exposed to sun, also dracula was like god-tier vampire.

>>18016725
>>18016703
dracula is high level. he has enough HP to simply soak the sun's attacks all day until the sun sets.

Were-Train.....So the man was playing a Transformer?

>>18016725
Nope. You're just a dirty Kraut, preferring Nosteratu to Dracula. You only like Count Orlok because he's more attractive than all your German women.

>appearance: Pure, unadulterated manliness

>Knowledge (Knowledge)
The character could roll to see what check something was related to.

Here's one.
>companion: gen 3 applejack doll
>whispers 'if only I could taste the magic' at random intervals

>>18016766
I'd have slapped him.

> cross out "Charisma"
> write in "Swag"

>>18016723

Transform and Roll-out!

Anyways heres my favorite

Stone Cold Stupid-Derp yah mah character is ready dude
DM-Ok SCS but remember no more Ninja characters with super kung-fu and stealth but no ability to read or wipe themselves.This is a modern day GURPS setting and your characters raised on an island by Ninja wolves will not fit
SCS-Yah dont worry.I can make something other than highly viable Ninjas
DM-Ok cool.......so whats your characters name
SCS-SHADOW NINJA
DM-..........
SCS- "gets eraser out"

>>18016725
That's a rationalization after the fact. There was no suggestion in the novel "Dracula" that any vampire could be destroyed by the sun, nor is it part of the pre-modern vampire folklore.

Although most people have it the other way around, Frankenstein's monster is about a century older and more established than the modern sunlight-fearing, infectious vampire.

The Twilight version is also wrong: vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight, the sun turns them into unicorns.

Not me personally but a guy playing a paladin in a game run by a friend of mine apparently wrote

>Diety: Jojo mcmotherfucker

Keeping in mind that this was in a setting with established deities.

>>18016873
but ye-olde vampires were zombies who hunted after relatives during the night and never came out during the day.

so, sun vulnerability/aversion stays, and dracula is a deviation from the norm.

I once saw an oWoD character with Knowledge: Burger King Lore. Thinking about it may be what finally drives me to madness.

To this date, I do not know why it was there. Picture peripherally related.

I wrote half vampire half angel on my weasel familiar's sheet. Mostly making fun of the other sorcerer's Mary Sue type background.

>Personality: Litigious
and
>Personality: Flamboyant

First one was a lawyer. Second one also had:
>Class: Gay Wizard

Something one of my friends caught me writing


>Play Druid McDruidSon
>Have Animal Companion
>Have Character Sheet for Animal Companion
>AC's Diety? Druid McDruidSon

>Favored Enemy: Plebs

>Gender: Fabulous

>>18016901
>ye-olde vampires were zombies who hunted after relatives during the night and never came out during the day.
Not generally. They tended to be more active at night, but so do human criminals. It wasn't part of the legend that they only come out at night.

>>18016945
Did he have a rainbow in the background of the character portrait?

1 shot game with premades I played in.

On one sheet was: Weapon: Fireaxe in the notes (WHOOPAH MACHINE.)

Another, all investigators at a CoC game had PDAs or similar devices save the one with low intelligence. He had a TI-83.

Now in CoC, the lowest intelligence character doesn't get a PDA, he has a TI-83.

>Craft: Asskicking

"Chaotic Badass"

>>18016948
see, and now we're going off of differing legends, and run into the core of the problem: what a vampire is really depended on who you asked back in the day.

>>18016956
>Guys! My PDA isn't letting me check my mail folder!
>>Umm. Thats a TI-86
>I know, top of the line huh.

>Contacts (High Fashion)

The character's pretty awesome, but in a frozen post-apocalyptic wasteland, this particular merit hasn't seen much use, beyond getting an underwear model as a retainer before all the shit hit the fan.

>Alignment: Chaotic Lawful
and
>Alignment: Lawful Chaotic

>>18016976
The thing is, you'll have a hard time finding *any* pre-Dracula support for the idea that vampires only come out at night.

>Profession [Honey Monster Impersonator]

He tried it once, rolled a 2 and then spent 2 sessions whining about wanting to rearrange his skill point.

Also:
>4 bottles of holy urine

>familiar: paladin's mount
smartest fucking horse any of us had ever seen

>3 sets of aglets

>Fearless in all things.
>Stable when given some time.
>Master of soul's light.

>>18016833
He actually made it all the way to Ascension.

>>18017036

Their true purpose is clearly sinister.

>>18016594
Sounds like how I've been Vanguarding in ME3's multi.

>Name: Armstrong Dicksmasher

This was a Time Lord, ladies and gentlemen.

>>18017019
destiny is just.

>Whoresense

Nope, not kidding. HERO System; the guy had some points left over after making a martial arts master, and couldn't figure out what to do with them. So, he made his guy a lecher and gave him the ability to sense, "loose women."

rolled 73 = 73

>>18016723
In pathfinder setting it's essentially a level adjustment, though they go about it a different way ( slightly) but it cones out the same. Natural lycanthropes are better and therefore a harder cost.

The template to just add to a character is only cr 1 adjust, which I forget if you can buy back a flat one.

It's only baseline animals in the beasiaries though; wolves, rats, pigs, bears, tigers/lions, and maybe one or two more across the 3 beasiaries out at the moment.

The setting doesn't really have steamtech like trains, but there is a locale filled with spacetech that fell from the sky ( read spaceships fell) into a barbarian area. Or maybe warforged...or idk. Changing from biological to mehcanical structure isn't supported by the rules really short of cheesy or cursed stuff

>>18015384

A Dragonblooded game involving a captain of the Vermillion Legion.

He had
>Brawl (Social)

>Alignment: Batman

>>18016137
>Luckily for us all the Master was off trolling the Doctor who (as we all know) spends his time
>the Master was off trolling the Doctor who
>Doctor who

You fucker.

>>18017107
>Time Lord
Shouldn't it be "The Dicksmasher" then?

>>18017390
Add a comma between Doctor and who, then it makes sense dumb ass.

DMed a game with some interesting characters. Particularly, my friend's Half-Orc Barbarian, named Throg. He also wore and Owlbear skull for a helmet.

On his sheet:
>Deity: My own dick
>Hair: Flowing Locks
>Skin: Elephant

"Skills" crossed out and replaced with "Skillz to Pay the Billz".
>Craft (Lil Batch)
>Perform (Sexual Acts)
>Sleight of Penis

Special Abilities:
>Sexy Voice

Languages:
>Common
>Orc
>Prostitution

>>18017512
The joke is that I'm being deliberately obtuse.

>>18017520
>Sleight of Penis

Is that a polite way of saying rape?

>Flaws: Hah!

>>18017552
No it mean's he's an agile cocksman.

>jester
>deity: 4chan
oh god why

>>18017520
Also, when another friends was building her sorceress, she was trying to figure out what Deity to worship. Throg's player non-chalantly told her that she should worship Throg's deity.

>advanced bionic nipples: implant digi-flamers and digi-inferno pistols.

>carrying: 2 dead kroot tied together by the ankles, using guts as twine.

>>18017161
So he made Master Roshi?

>>18017684
So did Throg advance the cause of his deity?

>>18016751
>>18016870

Essentially for everytime he tried to break the game by being... a train... he'd wind up in jail in a cell too small for him to transform (I wouldn't allow them to transform if the space holding them would be too small for the new form, and if they insisted they would lose HP - I mean, transform into an earthworm, fine, crawl into an earthworm hole, fine, turn into a human in an earthworm hole got to have some penalty.

>>18017175

I didn't know exactly that information, but most stuff could have been homebrewed around, and the essential good player can create what he wants in whatever setting without breaking the rules.

If the were-train player picked a druid and could write a back-story legitimising him having a train as a companion and/or having a train as a wild form (and the setting including trains), I'd let him. Could be fun to see.

On the other hand, he is the type of guy who is proud of only having read one book in his life... size undetermined, but I suspect it was the Z-Day survival guide, at least that is the only book I know he owns.

>skin - arousing

>Alignment: Fucking Angry
>Profession: Violence
>Craft: Violence
>Language: Violence

>>18017764
Unfortunately not. She didn't like the idea of an elephant-skin penis. Props to him for trying though.

Enemies: The Forces of EVIL!!!

>Special Defense 2: Damage

God, no offense, but some of these are pretty juvenile. Hurr sexy times and dickbutts.

Those can be pretty amusing if used disruptively mid-game, but don't look all that funny when you're reposting them and they paint a pretty sad picture of gamers in general.

>>18017996
>ITT: Things on Character Sheets You Have Actually Witnessed

Yeah, they're supposed to look and be bad.

>>18015384
>Knowledge: Headtubes and Cybereyes.

It was actually my character sheet, when I was playing some dodgy homebrewed 40k game, with FantasyCraft as a system (because they didn't want to learn Dark Heresy. Even when one of the players was itching to run DH, had a campaign prepped and everything)

>>18017996
Try to keep in mind that most of /tg/ is still in high school.

>>18016238
There is a slight problem with your calculations. Assuming out of the box char gen, a character with Strength 5 Boxing 4 Brawl 5 will be rolling 10+9 dice, not counting defense. However, a character with 5 Dex Kung Fu 4 Brawl 5 will undoubtedly only have 1 strength. So he will be rolling 7+6+5, not counting defense. You do the math.

>>18018061
>Knowledge: Headtubes and Cybereyes.
...
So.
What do all those headtubes actually do?

>>18018086
Character knowledge != player knowledge.

>>18017996

In M&M..
>Immunity (STDs)

>Extra Elongated Limbs. Flaw (Uncontrollable) and drawback (Kleptomaniacal)

>Mind Reading. Flaw (Limited to what your mom looks like) and Shapeshifting. Flaw (Limited to your mom).

>>18018022
Obviously this. l2context.

Firearms (Specialization Guns)
Melee Weapons (Specialization Guns)

wat

>Age: Lots
>Sex: Yes

>>18018149
Bayonet charges and/or pistol whippings

>>18018149
Pistol whipping.

>>18016192
Post the description, DEUS VULT!

>Profession: Waitress

He played an astromech unit. The DM thought it was the most suitable profession.

>Magical Burst game

>Likes to use vines to grope and touch self

I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT

>Explosives: 28
>In AFMBE
>Where a skill caps out at 10, which in itself is is near impossible to reach, and implies godlike mastery
Nigger had half the flaws in the book to compensate.
And it was glorious.

>Race: Darkie
>Weaponry Specialization: Spears
>Athletic Specialization: throwing
My old group thought they were funny, normally I would agree but this was a modern nWoD game. If we were playing dudes of legend and not what was "supposed" to be a serious game it would have been glorious.

>education: DID NOT COLLAGE

>>18018072
Weapon Finesse (Fists)
>Problem, ST?

>>18018220
I'm reminded of the last Magical Burst game I was in, which repeatedly featured breast expansion potions.

>>18015499
oh those pandas in wow

>Awakened Housecat
>Wizard
>Familliar: Peasant in wizard clothes
and in the same game
>Awakened Housecat
>Monk
>Vorpal Body

Did I mention neither of them could talk? And that the players only ever meowed when they tried to communicate?

>>18018258
Tell us more. Now.

>>18018293
There's not much more to say on the subject of the breast expansion potions. They were there and came up in a number of minisessions my character was not there for. There was definitely some other dumb stuff in it, though. Like the perfectly sentient and sane youma PC who had a normal form and did not suffer fallout.

>>18018279

Why does /tg/ like cats so much?

>>18018327
>Youma PC

The fuck? You're supposed to FIGHT THEM. They're not meant to be playable. What, was there a Tsukaima PC too?

>>18018327
MOAR

>Weapon: Big Ol' Shotgun

It was written on my sheet. By me.

I don't know how I feel about this. I met a few guys in chain mail the other week on my way to the supermarket. That could have gone either way, I couldn't make a judgement on whether it was a good thing or a bad thing from the minute long conversation I had with them. They seemed alright.

But then my ex-partner's status on Facebook (posted an hour ago):
>all the snow has melted in the woods which was helpful for me because I found some nice branches laying on the ground that might possibly be good to use for my staff I want to make.

She's joining Druid societies. She seems very serious about it.

What the fuck, man. What the fuck.

>>18018338
Well, the youma PC was some one in a million natural 'commander youma', with the power to remain sane despite being a youma. She also had the power to prevent us all dying when we learned that magical girls turn into youma or somesuch. The character started out as a magical girl, though. In a minisession I wasn't there for, she swooped in on another PC's fight to save them, launched some super attack, and then for no reason I can tell her pendant shattered and she turned into the youma.

>>18018279
That's awesome

>>18018347
>>>/d/

>>18018086
>What do all those headtubes actually do?

Well, they're Headtubes. And Cybereyes. In the 40k setting.

I thik that's enough explanation, don't you?

>>18017757
He actually sited Roshi as a source of influence for that particular ability.

>>18016945

>>18018386
Also, while he was still a magical girl, he would typically play off his fallouts like so:
Magic: Oh, everyone starts finding money under their seat! (Luck/chance element, to put this in a little context)
And for heart, they'd typically just try to grope everyone (or, far less commonly, just kind of act drunk.)

>Race: Dark elf scratched out drow scribbled in
>Class: bard
>Musical instrument: Diggerydoo (Yes, That's how he spelled it)
>Name: Bob Marley


I told him it was pretty much fantasy Australia and he fucked up everything!

>>18018610
That's not how fallouts work. IF it was chance something horrifically improbable and horrible would happen. Say your poor cat got squished by a giant flaming meteorite.

>>18018792
Oh, I'm well aware. I was pointing it out as an example of herp.

A Shadowrun character who was ex-Lone-Star:

Qualties
>Wanted: Lone Star
>Records on File: Lone Star
>Criminal SIN: Lone Star
>Braggart: Brags about beating Lone Star

He lasted three runs.

>>18018273
> oh those pandas in wow
> in wow
> wow

World of Warcraft =/= Warcraft. Pandaren were introduced in The Frozen Throne, the first and only expansion to Warcraft III. Get your facts straight.

>>18019010
also, they where a fucking joke race.

>>18019010
MAH NIGGA
THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS!

>>18019010
>Pandaren were introduced in The Frozen Throne, the first and only expansion to Warcraft III.

And now they're going to be in WoW. Problem?

>>18019057

Sure, but they're still canon, which means I can go autismal as fuck over it if I bloody well feel like it. Hell, even if they were just a joke easter egg or something, they still originated there.

Calling Pandaren "those pandas in wow" is like calling Gordon Freeman "that guy from Half-Life 2," and if that sort of thing doesn't get to you, I'm not sure you're on the right board.

>>18019175
>and if that sort of thing doesn't get to you, I'm not sure you're on the right board.
Alright, I'll knob off then. Toodles!

>Items: A pair of boots
That was it. NOTHING ELSE.
No weapons, no clothes, no backpack(s), nothing.
It didn't help that it our resident That Guy/Min-Maxer playing the Warlock.

>>18019175
You seem to be on the wrong board, actually.
>>>/v/

In any case, autism is not a requirement for posting here, let alone giving a shit about video games.

>>18019222
So, a near naked Warlock going around flinging spells and shit?

Yeah, that'd confuse some enemies.

>>18019175
I would be perfectly okay with someone referring to Gordon as "That guy from Half-life 2" since that's a pretty good description of him, considering he doesn't have any other recognizable qualities.

>>18019282
Except if you played Half Life 1, he does.

>Manipulation Specialty: Makin' people do stuff
I have to ask, how specific was the Manipulation Speciality supposed to be in that system, because I see it as
>Manipulation Specialty: Makin' people do stuff in the short term
>Manipulation Specialty: Makin' people believe stuff in the long term
>Manipulation Specialty: Makin' people think differently in any term
As being 3 broad categories.

>>18019234

Fuck. I spent far too long there. I've started my rehabilitation, but it still shows, doesn't it?

I was gonna use a LotR book versus movie example, though, but it didn't seem to illustrate my point quite as effectively. Also, I'm pretty sure /tg/ is generally positive towards videogames, but, more importantly, pretty anal when it comes to lore or any sort of history in general.

>>18019347
/v/irgins are easy to spot whenever they leave their ghetto. And while /tg/ likes some video games (lolDF) it's hardly required to give a shit about them. Especially not something like derpcraft.

>more importantly, pretty anal when it comes to lore or any sort of history in general.
You're kidding, right? /tg/ will bend over backwards to interpret lore in any way it finds remotely amusing.

>>18019293
No, he doesn't. He's just as mute in #1 as he is in #2. He's still got a Doctorate in Pushing Buttons 'n' Shit. He's still relied upon to clean up everyone's fucking mess. And he's still being stalked by G-Man.

>>18019434

Really? Because I feel like every thread I see where someone is doing something unusual (typically in an RPG, but also 40k) there's a lot of "but you can't do that, because according to [FLUFF X]" and such.

But whatever. You're probably right and I'm probably wrong and trying to justify my particular obsession with correctness with "lol, everyone does it." Hell, I don't even give a fuck about Warcraft in particular, I just can't stand people being wrong on the internet.

>Negromancer

I later found out that the group's dickass player changed the C into a G.

This revelation did not stop the player from speaking in ebonics when he raised the dead.

>>18019576
Did he preferentially raise zombies?

Sounds like Papa Midnight, from Hellblazer.

>>18019530

With the obvious exception that he was those things FIRST in #1. It's the same instinct that drives you up the walls when someone suggest that Warhammer copied Starcraft, or that Underworld came up with the idea of vampire vs. werewolf hostilities, only more finely tuned for added everyday suffering.

I wrote "The Talent" in my thief's occupation in a DCC one shot today.

Later I had to change my title from "Capo" to "The Flat".

DCC is fun!

>Barrel of Ale-Holding (34/250 gallons)

It could hold so much ale only because instead of like a bag of holding, it could hold only ale and other alcoholic beverages.

And I only had enough money to get those 34 or so gallons.

This was on my Dorf character, who had a mage friend that made it for him. And he wasn't as bad as that may make him seen. He, in fact, always had a plan omega to use an alchemist fire he had to cause the barrel (and the contained ale) to explode.

>>18019576
> This revelation did not stop the player from speaking in ebonics when he raised the dead.

This is when you know you've got a good player.

>>18019595

Big guy in a white suit, practiced voodoo, might have worn a fez? I think I know what you're talking about, but no, he was pretty much only doing it to get back at the dickass player.

>>18019730
I think of him in a top hat.

>>18019576
So vid related?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCVRj2zHKYQ

(oWoD sheet) Flaw Phobia: Oceans. Mind you that this wasn't water, or deep water, but specifically Oceans. MFW the chronicle took place in Metro Detroit.
Flaw: Phobia: Horses (same guy, two different characters)

>>18019726
We can only hope that part of the ritual involved pouring one out for his homies.

>>18019747
Oh wait, here's the longer one;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw

>>18019759
I played with a guy that took Nyctophobia (fear of the dark) for his Malkavian in a vampire game.

>>18019747
THIS IS AWESOME.
I remember why I love this movie so.

>>18019607
>It's the same instinct that drives you up the walls when someone suggest that Warhammer copied Starcraft
Nope, not feeling it.

>or that Underworld came up with the idea of vampire vs. werewolf hostilities, only more finely tuned for added everyday suffering
Not feeling that, either.

That could be because of the fact that I think that getting buttfrustrated over it is pointless. There was a comic I can't find right now that boiled down to the right way to respond is to think "Huh, that's silly" and do something fun.

>>18019808
Nah the player wasn't a Malkavian, just a retard.

>>18018279
Did somebody say "Sir Bearington"?

>>18019293
> That guy from the Half-Life Series.
> Barney, Kleiner, Eli Vance, Gordon Freeman, Dr. Breen, or Dr. Mossman?

>Inventory: Dragon Dildos & Accessories

>Class: Fighter (Thug archetype)
>Profession: pimp
>Equipment: chainmail tank-top, feathered, gold necklace

This was a serious campaign too. He was Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver. I didn't catch it at first. Turned out to be a great character, player role-played really well. I wound up giving him a 100gp weekly take at first level. After that, the other players warmed up to him - he never beat his women around them. I told him he can play Travis Bickle in the next campaign, but we haven't figured out the class yet.

I don't remember what the exact numbers were, but one of my players effectively made his Intimidate twice what I thought was possible for a level five character.

Also.

>Masterwork Tool (Skull tattoo on face[Intimidate])
>Noble's Outfit(No gems, no stylish cut, just a black silk robe)
>Masterwork Scythe
>A handful of items that would increase his base speed

This resulted in him appearing in doorways, getting shot repeatedly, and then basically flashstepping across a room to intimidate the fuck out of everyone with the visage of Death.

>>18020068
Bwahahahaha.
That is awesome.

Power: OH YEAHH

It was mutants and masterminds. My super power was lighting and the ability to boost. I did both by yelling.

>Languages: English, Ebonics

>>18020068
not precisely RAW, but hot damn if I wouldn't allow that... or try it... shit, I know what my next fighter and/or rogue is doing

Description: Imagine your worst nightmare. Add warts.
oWoD VtM Nosferatu

>Compulsive Behaviour: Eye Removal

>Compulsive Behaviour: Smoking
and
>Phobia: Fire
on the same character

>>18020473
What if my worst nightmare is smooth skin?

> Musical Instrument: Bones

>>18020505
regarding skin texture, smooth is my worst nightmare, even Jonah Hex-ish mutilations look better than that horrible shopping-mall-mannequin look

>>18020494
>Compulsive Behaviour: Eye Removal

I like it.

>>18020395
>not precisely RAW
Yes it is.

>>18021441
Whether a tattoo counts as an item is questionable at best.

>>18015738
Woody?

badawd

Eyes: Laser

Can we archive this thread? Some of these have me splitting my sides.

I've seen Familiar: Hotdog on my friend's cousin's character sheet. Given, we were playing WoD Mage, but still.

>>18021482
>>18021441
A tattoo is an item as much as magical unarmed attacks or bodies are items. However, my point of contention is that a tattoo doesn't exactly qualify under the category of 'Masterwork Tool' as all examples of skills benefiting from that piece of equipment are detailed within the item or skill in question.

But it's a creative interpretation of the mechanics, not to mention awesome, practical, and reasonable, so I would most definitely allow it.

>>18018338
We had a tsukaima PC in my game. Didn't last long though.

> Equipment: hat
> nothing else on the list

We commissioned a character portrait.