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Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:31 No.18120086

You have a one and only chance to ask ONE question from the Emperor. What would it be?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:32 No.18120092 how are you doing man?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:33 No.18120094 sup qt

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:33 No.18120098 or something like a : "what is the question i should ask?"

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:33 No.18120100 Do you want to die?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:34 No.18120105 >>18120086 When do you wake up?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:34 No.18120107 Where are my fucking keys?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:34 No.18120108 Can I have more questions?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:34 No.18120109 sup qtπ

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:34 No.18120112 What have the two erased Space Marine chapters done?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:34 No.18120113 Is it worth it?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:35 No.18120120 >>18120108 No.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:35 No.18120125 "What is 6 x 7?" Also, do we get an answer? Or do we just get to ask some dusty old coffin dodger in a big golden chair a question, stare at him for a bit, then leave?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:37 No.18120139 >>18120125 You will have, you can ask about anything, he will be honest. Also you can answer these questions if you feel like an emperor

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:38 No.18120143 >>18120120 Joke -> . ------------------------- <- Your head

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:38 No.18120149 >>18120113 YES

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:38 No.18120150 >>18120107 I have hid them to prevent your car accident.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:39 No.18120152 >>18120105 Soon.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:39 No.18120155 >>18120139 OK I AM THE EMPRAH ASK ME ANYTHING, MORTALS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:41 No.18120167 >>18120100 I'm too young to die

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:41 No.18120170 why are you such a bitch

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:42 No.18120174 >>18120170 To save your fukken race

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:43 No.18120180 File: 1330350202.jpg-(24 KB, 393x266, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120170 BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW EVERYONE ELSE FEELS AROUND YOU

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:44 No.18120184 Who can prevent forest fires?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:44 No.18120187 >>18120184 The ones who start it

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:44 No.18120188 rolled 10 = 10 Is that rumor about you and Macha true?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:46 No.18120198 >>18120188 No. Who do you think taught the Imperium to to chem-geld space marines and make them impotent?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:46 No.18120200 >>18120188 I haven't had an erection for ten thousand years, you fucker. Also, free answer: Yes, it's cancer.

>>	TOURNAMENT MASTER 02/27/12(Mon)08:47 No.18120208 What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:47 No.18120209 File: 1330350456.jpg-(39 KB, 392x265, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120184 ONLY THE TOTAL DEFORESTATION OF ALL WORLDS WITHIN MY IMPERIUM CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES OH, AND YOU. YOU CAN PREVENT THEM TOO, PROBABLY, IF YOU JOIN THE IMPERIAL GUARD

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:48 No.18120216 File: 1330350502.jpg-(55 KB, 500x333, pointing-finger1.jpg) This thread is like some creepy Clever bot Tell me Emps, why does Eldar have massive tits that rival our glorious races mammaries when they do not feed their young breast milk?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:48 No.18120218 Which is the better Wu-Tang album, Cuban Linx or Liquid Swords?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:48 No.18120220 File: 1330350513.jpg-(39 KB, 394x266, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120188 DEPENDS WHICH RUMOUR YOU MEAN, THOUGH PROBABLY YES

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:49 No.18120223 rolled 4 = 4 >>18120200 Are you and Eldrad secretly bro's?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:49 No.18120225 >>18120218 You already know the answer.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:50 No.18120227 >>18120216 They're made of crystals.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:50 No.18120228 File: 1330350617.jpg-(41 KB, 395x267, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120208 SIXTEEN UNITS* PER SECOND *THESE UNITS EXIST ONLY WITHIN A DIMENSION WHICH YOUR MORTAL MIND COULD NOT HOPE TO COMPREHEND

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:51 No.18120239
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>>18120216

ELDAR TITS EXIST ONLY TO SATISFY SLAANESH, THOUGH THEY NEVER DO BECAUSE ELDAR NIPPLES ARE SORT OF DROOPY AND DON'T LOOK AS NICE AS YOU THOUGHT THEY WOULD BEFORE YOU GOT THE BRA OFF

OR SO I HAVE HEARD

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:53 No.18120249 How can entropy be reversed?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:53 No.18120250 File: 1330350807.jpg-(42 KB, 397x269, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120218 I ONLY LISTEN TO WU-TANG FOREVER INCIDENTALLY OLD DIRTY BASTARD LIVES WITHIN THE EYE OF TERROR AND FREQUENTLY PUNCHES KHORNE IN THE DICK

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:54 No.18120262 Where are the missing Primarches?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:55 No.18120263 File: 1330350915.jpg-(42 KB, 398x270, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120223 WE HAVE NOT SPOKEN SINCE THAT I CAUGHT HIM WITH KAELA MENSHA KHAINE AND THE TUB OF BANANA-FLAVOURED CUSTARD

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:55 No.18120265 What can change the nature of a man?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:56 No.18120270 >>18120265 PUDDING.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:56 No.18120271 >>18120265 A pile of lies

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:56 No.18120274 File: 1330351002.jpg-(42 KB, 399x271, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120249 WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY AND LARGE GUNS OH AND BY WAITING A REALLY LONG TIME UNTIL THE BIG CRUNCH OCCURS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:57 No.18120279 >>18120250 >>18120225 Your wisdom is profound.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)08:59 No.18120285 File: 1330351142.jpg-(42 KB, 400x272, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120262 THEY RECENTLY APPEARED ON CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER BUT NO-ONE WATCHED IT ANYWAY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:00 No.18120294 File: 1330351238.jpg-(43 KB, 401x273, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120265 RIGHTEOUS FURY AND BIG GUNS THEY PRETTY MUCH SORT EVERYTHING OUT

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:01 No.18120302 >>18120294 By Big Guns do you mean literal guns or big titties? Or both?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:03 No.18120318 File: 1330351436.jpg-(43 KB, 402x274, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120302 I MEAN THE KIND OF GUNS THAT DESTROY MEN'S LIVES SO YEAH, TITS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:07 No.18120338 >>18120318 you truly are the emperor. your wisdom is superior.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:09 No.18120347 >>18120318 that explains the bolter bitches...

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:13 No.18120368
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>>18120338

YOUR SYCOPHANCY PLEASES ME

AS A MARK OF RESPECT, WHEN THE WARP CONSUMES YOUR SOUL I WILL TRY NOT TO POINT AND LAUGH

IF THERE ARE NO MORE QUESTIONS COULD SOMEONE PLEASE ALERT A MEMBER OF THE ADEPTUS SANITORUM? I APPEAR TO HAVE SHIT MYSELF AGAIN

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:15 No.18120389 >>18120368 i has one question. why don't you just clone yourself?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:16 No.18120398 >>18120368 Yeah, I've got one. Pro-Skub or Anti-Skub

>>	Keeper of the Throne 02/27/12(Mon)09:16 No.18120399 File: 1330352200.jpg-(65 KB, 592x661, bridgetroll2.jpg) >>18120294 Stop! Who would question the Emperor of Man must answer me these questions three, 'ere the Throne he see.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:17 No.18120402 Hey, hey, emprah, should I watch the fourth season of the Battlestar Galactica reboot?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:18 No.18120414 Why are you painted red with blooddrops and bird symbols all over you?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:18 No.18120418
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>>18120389

BECAUSE THEN YOU'D ALL FORGET ABOUT ME, SITTING HERE ON THIS FUCKING THRONE, BORED TO TEARS

YOU'D BE ALL LIKE "HEY, WALKING TALKING BREATHING EMPEROR, LET'S HANG OUT" AND I'D BE STUCK HERE WATCHING RE-RUNS OF RUGRATS IN MY PANTS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:19 No.18120432 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:20 No.18120437 >>18120418 yeah but enough clones of you could buttfuck anything in the universe, that would be fun to watch no?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:20 No.18120438 File: 1330352432.jpg-(43 KB, 405x277, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120398 SKUB IS HERESY ANTI-SKUB IS HERESY ORDO HERETICUS WILL BE ARRIVING AT YOUR HOUSE SHORTLY FOR ASKING THIS QUESTION

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:22 No.18120454
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>>18120402

YES BECAUSE ANY CHANCE TO WATCH STARBUCK AND FAP HEARTILY PLEASES ME

NO BECAUSE IT'S A BIT FUCKING WEIRD, AND THAT'S COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO'S ALMOST DEAD AND EATS PSYKERS AND BEAMS SHIT OUT THROUGH THE COSMOS LIKE SOME SORT OF SPACE-LIGHTHOUSE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:22 No.18120456 >>18120418 If you're so psyker, why can't you possess the clone? Or better yet, switch back and forth between the clone and the throne. That'd psyche people out so hard, man.

>>	Keeper of the Throne 02/27/12(Mon)09:24 No.18120469 File: 1330352657.jpg-(19 KB, 233x412, bridgetroll3.jpg) What is your name?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:24 No.18120471 >>18120456 or make lots of clones and creat a hive-mind and fuck bitches and kill shit all over the galaxy.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:25 No.18120477 File: 1330352701.jpg-(43 KB, 407x279, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120414 FUCKING MAGPIES, HOW DO THEY WORK

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:25 No.18120488 Emperor, if you had to have sex with any of the four main chaos gods, who would you have sex with? You must keep eye contact at all times, and no pretending its someone else

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:26 No.18120491 >>18120471 That's the tyranids, bro. Wrong species.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:26 No.18120492 File: 1330352766.jpg-(43 KB, 408x280, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120432 YES BUT I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHO

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:27 No.18120500 dear emperor! do you really trust the admech? they all look like a bunch of nerdy cyberwanker faggots, but this religion of theirs is really disquieting.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:27 No.18120504 File: 1330352838.jpg-(44 KB, 409x281, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120456 YOU THINK IF I COULD DO THAT I'D STILL BE GETTING THE ADEPTUS SANITORUM TO WIPE MY ARSE AND WATCHING FUCKING DAYTIME TV CHRIST I MEAN, UM, ME

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:28 No.18120515 File: 1330352918.jpg-(44 KB, 410x282, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120469 CLIVE I HAVE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THAT BEFORE BECAUSE IT'S A BIT EMBARRASSING I MEAN, HONESTLY WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLIVE ANY MORE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:29 No.18120521 >>18120504 Wait...are you saying you aren't Omnipotent?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:30 No.18120528 File: 1330353013.jpg-(44 KB, 411x283, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120488 TZEENTCH THEN I WOULD SPUNK ON HIS FACE AND YELL "JUST AS PLANNED" I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE UNIVERSE THAT COULD SURPRISE HIM THAT WAY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:30 No.18120532 >>18120521 oh boy...

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:31 No.18120538 >>18120521 >>18120528 FAITH RESTORED!

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:31 No.18120541 File: 1330353094.jpg-(44 KB, 412x284, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120500 I LIKE NERDY CYBERWANKER FAGGOTS I LIKE /TG/ I AM NOT SAYING THAT THESE STATEMENTS ARE RELATED

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:32 No.18120546 >>18120515 Ancient Anatolian wisemen?

>>	Keeper of the Throne 02/27/12(Mon)09:32 No.18120552 File: 1330353155.jpg-(8 KB, 175x232, bridgetroll4.jpg) >>18120515 What is your quest?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:33 No.18120557 Emperor, who stole abaddon's arms? Where are they now? And who stole Creeds cigar while were at it?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:34 No.18120559 >>18120538 You aren't me...and no it isn't... Oh no... Oh fuck...fuck! FUCK! This is just like the bear incident all over again! Nobody will believe me!

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:34 No.18120567 >>18120557 Tactical Genestealer

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:35 No.18120572
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>>18120552

TO GUIDE MAN THROUGH THE GALAXY WITH THE LIGHT OF THE ASTRONOMICAN, TO PROTECT HUMANITY FROM THE EVILS OF THE WARP, AND TO IMPOSE MY JUSTICE THROUGH MY MINIONS

SO BASICALLY
SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST
PROTECT THE INNOCENT
UPHOLD THE LAW

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:36 No.18120578 Do you think we could calm down the Orcs by having galaxy-wide Blood Bowl tournaments with them?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:38 No.18120587 Why do you look so mongrel-like? That skin is not whit and brown hair? Seriously?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:38 No.18120589 File: 1330353520.jpg-(44 KB, 414x286, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120578 THIS IS SORT OF HERETICAL BUT I LIKE THE IDEA I'M GONNA TALK TO GORK AND MORK ABOUT IT

>>	Keeper of the Throne 02/27/12(Mon)09:38 No.18120591 File: 1330353527.jpg-(3 KB, 131x113, bridgetroll5.jpg) >>18120572 What is your favorite color?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:39 No.18120595 Why wont you just die already?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:40 No.18120603 >>18120528 that's really risky... what if you jizz on tzeents face and he tells you "JUST AS PLANNED"? yould you live with that?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:40 No.18120605 File: 1330353651.jpg-(44 KB, 415x287, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120587 >>18120557 ASKING THREE QUESTIONS AT THE SAME TIME IS NOT PERMITTED GUARDS, TAKE THEM AWAY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:43 No.18120623 File: 1330353797.jpg-(44 KB, 416x288, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120591 A COLOUR WHICH EXISTS ONLY WITHIN THE WARP, WHICH WOULD REDUCE YOUR FRAIL MINDS TO ASHES EVEN TO CONCEIVE OF IT FOR A NANOSECOND I HAVE A LIMITED EDITION IPOD IN THAT COLOUR

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:44 No.18120631 >>18120605 You're still a mongrel

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:44 No.18120632 >>18120623 Apple? I have lost my faith in you, emps.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:44 No.18120635 Have you ever considered family counselling?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:45 No.18120641 >>18120632 time for some heresy...

>>	Keeper of the Throne 02/27/12(Mon)09:46 No.18120646 File: 1330353985.jpg-(68 KB, 597x667, bridgetroll2.jpg) >>18120623 Right. Off you go.

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:48 No.18120669
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>>18120635

I TRIED TO GET ANGRON TO COME ON THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW WITH ME ONCE

THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS

BESIDES, HALF MY KIDS ARE DEAD, AND THE REST HAVE FUCKED OFF AND NEVER CALL ANYWAY

FUCK THE LOT OF THEM

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:51 No.18120684 Why don't you stop with those sissy Space Marines and endorse Assassin operatives as your true children?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)09:54 No.18120707
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>>18120684

SPACE MARINES ARE MY CHILDREN

ASSASSINS ARE PRETTY COOL AND THAT, BUT FAMILY COMES FIRST

ALSO IT'S REALLY EXPENSIVE TO TRAIN THEM, AND SOME OF THEM TEND TO EXPLODE WHEN THEY'RE FINISHED WITH THEIR MISSION, MAKING IT DIFFICULT TO PIN A PURITY SEAL ON THEIR ARMOUR AND PUT THEM IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:00 No.18120752 >>18120707 have any girl ever sued you for child support? a man of your status must attract some gold-diggers...

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:04 No.18120773 Why don't you just put the galaxy in a bottle Emperor?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:04 No.18120780 What happened to all those kids you had before becoming Emperor?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:04 No.18120781 WHO STOLE ABADDONS ARMS?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:06 No.18120796 File: 1330355195.jpg-(31 KB, 353x400, Blood-raven4.jpg) >>18120781 Do you really have to ask?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:07 No.18120799
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>>18120752

SEVERAL HAVE TRIED

BIZARRELY, MOST OF THEM HAVE BEEN SINCE I WAS WIRED INTO THIS THRONE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT MY DICK IS NOW SO SHRIVELLED IT LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY NUT THAT WAS LEFT OUT IN THE RAIN

NO MORTAL WOMAN IS GETTING A 'KEEP-AN-EMPEROR' BABY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:07 No.18120801 File: 1330355268.jpg-(46 KB, 420x292, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120773 HOW WOULD EVERYONE BREATHE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:08 No.18120808 Why not Zoidberg?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:09 No.18120815 File: 1330355381.jpg-(46 KB, 421x293, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120780 SOME ARE DEAD, SOME FUCKED OFF INTO THE EYE OF TERROR AND NEVER CALL AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WORKS IN A MCDONALD'S, HE RESENTS ME BUT I'M JUST GLAD HE'S HAPPY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:11 No.18120827 File: 1330355502.jpg-(46 KB, 422x294, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120781 SLAANESH HE USES THEM WHEN HE GETS BORED OF DOING THAT TRICK WHERE YOU LIE ON YOUR ARM UNTIL IT'S NUMB AND THEN IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS WANKING YOU OFF

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:11 No.18120829 Where is Captain Boreale now?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:12 No.18120830 If you've been alive so long, why isn't most of humanity descended from you?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:12 No.18120841 >>18120815 ahahahahah my sides!

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:13 No.18120843 File: 1330355588.jpg-(46 KB, 423x295, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120808 XENOS SCUM MUST BE PURGED IN MY NAME THAT'S WHY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:13 No.18120846 >>18120830 >implying it isn't >implying turning the human race into a giant cross-generational incestfest wasn't the plan all along

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:14 No.18120856 >>18120846 Sort of like the Bene Gesserit breeding programme, but more hands-on...

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:14 No.18120858 File: 1330355681.png-(143 KB, 262x911, 1312886740416.png) >>18120830 mfw I imagine a mom telling her kid that everyone has little Emperor inside them.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:17 No.18120883 File: 1330355853.jpg-(46 KB, 424x296, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120829 DEAD HIS WARGEAR AND GENE-SEED WERE RETURNED TO THE CHAPTER THEY SEEMED MORE PLEASED ABOUT THE ARMOUR THAN THE GENE-SEED, TO BE HONEST

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:19 No.18120896 File: 1330355958.jpg-(47 KB, 425x297, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120830 MOST OF THEM ARE INCIDENTALLY, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ UP ON EARLY-ONSET ALZHEIMER'S AND MALE-PATTERN BALDNESS JUST SAYING

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:20 No.18120907 Are you a virgin?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:21 No.18120914 What should be done with the T'au?

>>	Pskyer Ted 02/27/12(Mon)10:21 No.18120915 File: 1330356080.jpg-(11 KB, 316x381, Psyker_Caff3.jpg) rolled 71 = 71 Hilarious. The Dark God are playing this joke again.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:22 No.18120929 File: 1330356148.jpg-(47 KB, 426x298, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120907 AM I A VIRGIN MOST OF HUMANITY IS DESCENDED FROM ME, AS I JUST SAID AM I A VIRGIN FUCKING HELL, DUDE SOMEONE FAILED THE SERVITOR ENTRANCE EXAM, DIDN'T THEY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:22 No.18120934 File: 1330356170.jpg-(12 KB, 251x201, Obemps1.jpg) Why are there no black Space Marines?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:23 No.18120935 >>18120896 When did you grow this stylish beard?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:24 No.18120945 >>18120896 emprah! i never knew you were such a chill dude! horus said all kinddsa shit how you were an uptight ass. can i come home pls?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:24 No.18120952 File: 1330356282.jpg-(47 KB, 427x299, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120914 IF YOU HAVE TO ASK WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH XENOS SCUM, YOU MAY BE A XENOS SYMPATHISER REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL ADEPTUS ARBITES AND HAND YOURSELF IN

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:25 No.18120955 Are gay people heretical?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:26 No.18120964 File: 1330356366.jpg-(47 KB, 428x300, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120934 THE SALAMANDERS CHAPTER HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO YOUR HOME PLANET THEY ARE PISSED AT YOU

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:27 No.18120985
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>>18120935

I WAS INVOLVED IN A DIFFICULT CAMPAIGN DURING MY UNIFICATION OF EARTH

THE 73RD DOUCHEBAG ARMY WERE WIPED OUT IN A HEROIC ASSAULT ON THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF WALES

I GREW IT OUT OF RESPECT FOR THEM

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:28 No.18120991 What happened to the Squats?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:28 No.18120995 File: 1330356514.jpg-(37 KB, 576x1024, 1328354599041.jpg) Why didn't you just use the eagles to fly into Mordor with the ring?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:28 No.18120998 What got you so steamed at xenos?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:28 No.18120999 File: 1330356531.jpg-(47 KB, 430x302, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120945 DUDE YOU ALREADY ARE HOME, DUDE LIKE, DUDE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:29 No.18121006 File: 1330356595.jpg-(47 KB, 431x303, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120955 SOME GAY PEOPLE ARE HERETICAL BUT NOT ALL OF THEM JUST LIKE HOW SOME BIRDS ARE PENGUINS BUT NOT ALL OF THEM

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:31 No.18121021 File: 1330356686.jpg-(47 KB, 432x304, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120991 THERE WAS A FIRE I TRIED TO GET THEM OUT BUT IT WAS ALREADY TOO LATE I MISS THEM DEARLY I'M SAD NOW

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:32 No.18121029 File: 1330356731.jpg-(145 KB, 320x480, 1322471009462.jpg) Can't you join for the Greater Good?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:32 No.18121039 this thread needs some serious archiving so that i can come back and fap to it later...

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:33 No.18121041 Are xenos and heretics FAGGOTS?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:33 No.18121042 File: 1330356795.jpg-(48 KB, 433x305, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18120998 AN ORK SPILLED MY PINT THEN WOULDN'T BUY ME A NEW ONE AND THEN THE FUCKING ELDAR BARTENDER TOOK HIS SIDE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:34 No.18121050 >>18120929 so your not denying it?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:34 No.18121051 File: 1330356889.jpg-(49 KB, 434x306, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121029 I SMELL HERESY YOU BETTER START RUNNING, MORTAL

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:35 No.18121056 Do you like Cupcakes?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:37 No.18121070 This thread is fucking gold.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:37 No.18121071 >>18121041 YES BUT 'ORDOS FAGGOTUS' DOESN'T SOUND GOOD SO WE DON'T REFER TO THEM THAT WAY 'XENOS' HAS ACTUALLY TAKEN ON A SIMILAR MEANING THESE DAYS SO ME AND THE ADEPTUS CUSTODES WILL BE TALKING AND WE MIGHT SAY 'OH, THAT JUSTIN BIEBER IS SUCH A XENOS'

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:37 No.18121074 File: 1330357040.jpg-(39 KB, 465x295, 1330024536529.jpg) Why are your sons so mad?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:37 No.18121076 File: 1330357052.jpg-(398 KB, 1057x493, 1302482856732.jpg) Can we archive this?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:38 No.18121084

>>18121051
If you had to be in a Demolition Derby, on even grounds with everyone else and they're all mortals (which means no godmode), and could only choose between the Ford Pinto, the Chevrolet Corvair, and the Suzuki Samurai as your derby car, which would it be?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:39 No.18121093 File: 1330357177.jpg-(49 KB, 435x307, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121056 CUPCAKES ARE MADE FROM EGGS EGGS COME FROM CHICKENS CHICKENS ARE DESCENDED FROM DINOSAURS DINOSAURS LOOK LIKE TYRANIDS NO, I DON'T LIKE CUPCAKES

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:41 No.18121118
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>>18121074

ONE OF THEM HAS A DEMON FUCKING HIS BRAIN FOR ALL ETERNITY

ONE OF THEM IS STUCK ON BOARD THE ROCK IN THE NEXT CELL TO HIS BEST FRIEND/WORST ENEMY

ONE OF THEM USED TO DRINK BEER ALL THE TIME, THEN WENT TO THE EYE OF TERROR WHERE THERE IS NO BEER

WHAT DO YOU THINK

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:44 No.18121140
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>>18121076

A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE ADMINISTRATUM WILL BE ALONG TO RESPOND TO YOUR QUERY SHORTLY

IN THE MEAN TIME, DO YOU NOT FEEL THAT YOU HAVE WASTED YOUR SINGLE CHANCE TO ASK ME, YOUR EMPEROR, AN IMPORTANT QUESTION

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:44 No.18121148 >>18121118 no beer in the eye? that's it for my heretic ambitions.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:45 No.18121152 File: 1330357502.gif-(5 KB, 160x160, 1323389979850.gif) Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:45 No.18121160 File: 1330357543.jpg-(49 KB, 438x310, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121084 NO MORTAL COULD HOPE TO APPROACH ME AND SMASH INTO ME, EVEN IN ANY OF THOSE COOL CARS I WIN BY DEFAULT GOD LIFE IS BORING SOMETIMES

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:45 No.18121161 >>18121006 This is the best analogy for homosexuality ever. Emperor you are truly the most glorious

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:46 No.18121164 What traditional games do you play?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:47 No.18121174 Can you get doubles on demand?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:47 No.18121179 File: 1330357654.jpg-(49 KB, 439x311, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121152 I ACTUALLY KILLED SEVERAL PRESIDENTS DURING MY UNIFICATION OF EARTH SO I GUESS TECHNICALLY NOT ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO KILL THE PRESIDENT? NO, I FUCKING THOUGHT NOT

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:47 No.18121183 File: 1330357658.jpg-(58 KB, 700x541, 106144-Artwork, Halo, (...).jpg) Spartans or Space Marines. Who Would Win?

>>	k 02/27/12(Mon)10:47 No.18121185 File: 1330357672.gif-(1.97 MB, 362x369, 1330170173337.gif) What is the answer that I need to know?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:47 No.18121187 >>18121161 aye i used to hate him for the bloody tyrant he is... no kinda want to die for him. so sad there will be no recruiting from this planet for the next century.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:48 No.18121188 Who's your favorite pornstar?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:49 No.18121198 File: 1330357762.jpg-(49 KB, 440x312, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121164 AS SOON AS THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS FIT ME WITH A BIONIC ARM THAT WORKS, I WILL TRY OUT SOME GAMES THAT INVOLVE ROLLING DICE I DON'T LET ANYONE ROLL DICE FOR ME SO UNTIL THEN I CANNOT PLAY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:49 No.18121205 Mac or PC?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:50 No.18121215 File: 1330357856.jpg-(49 KB, 441x313, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121174 YES WAS ASKING THIS QUESTION REALLY THE BEST USE OF EITHER OF OUR TIME? PLEASE GO AWAY AND HAVE A GOOD THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN SERVICE TO THE EMPEROR TRY NOT TO MAKE IT HERETICAL

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:51 No.18121216 >>18121198 yeah fuck that pseudo random bullshit... also any ward tips against tzeentch messing with your dies?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:52 No.18121230 File: 1330357979.jpg-(50 KB, 442x314, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121183 EVEN CONTEMPLATING ASKING THIS IS HERESY ACTUALLY ASKING IT IS, LIKE, HERESY SQUARED OR SOMETHING LIKE SUPER-HERESY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:54 No.18121239 File: 1330358042.jpg-(84 KB, 640x360, 7b51a19426d4ea043a00cc8899be08(...).jpg) why do you have two left arms?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:54 No.18121241 Emps, if you could talk to Sanguinius, what would you tell him?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:54 No.18121242 >>18121230 So Is Super Heresy the best kinda of heresy?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:54 No.18121243 What happened to Primarchs II and XI?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:54 No.18121244 File: 1330358066.jpg-(50 KB, 443x315, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121185 THE ANSWER IS YES, EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE DRUNK, IT WAS STILL PRETTY GAY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:54 No.18121246 File: 1330358086.jpg-(818 KB, 1600x1127, two kids in Naya.jpg) What's your ideal holiday destination?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:55 No.18121249 File: 1330358124.jpg-(50 KB, 444x316, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121188 SERVITOR XX37-B4QW1 DAMN THAT ASS CAN GRIND

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:55 No.18121257 Democrat or Republican?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:56 No.18121267 File: 1330358214.jpg-(50 KB, 445x317, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121205 EITHER IS FINE WITH ME, THOUGH YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK WITH THE FOLKS AT THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS AS TO WHICH THEY PREFER JUST STAY AWAY FROM THAT LINUX CRAP

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:58 No.18121278 File: 1330358284.jpg-(50 KB, 446x318, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121216 ROLL YOUR DICE UNDER YOUR HAND AND THEN PICK THEM UP REALLY QUICKLY TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU GOT BEFORE TZEENTCH HAS A CHANCE TO SEE YOU'LL ALWAYS ROLL WELL

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:58 No.18121280 Is it gay if there's no eye-to-eye contact?

>>	k 02/27/12(Mon)10:58 No.18121281 File: 1330358289.jpg-(227 KB, 862x1000, birthofvenus.jpg) What is love?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:58 No.18121289 File: 1330358334.jpg-(50 KB, 447x319, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121239 I DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS ANY MORE DID YOU ASK THIS JUST TO UPSET ME? IT WORKED

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:59 No.18121298 >>18121289 You does look sad. If you want to confess something? now is the best time to do it

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)10:59 No.18121299 File: 1330358397.jpg-(50 KB, 448x320, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121241 I'D TELL HIM THANKS FOR THAT THING WITH HORUS, HE HELPED A LOT I'D BE LYING, BUT I'D TELL HIM THAT ANYWAY HE WAS A VERY NEEDY CHILD

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:00 No.18121303 >>18121289 >I DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS ANY MORE Hold the fuck up. Abaddon?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:01 No.18121306 Do you know the Millers daughter?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:01 No.18121308 File: 1330358487.jpg-(575 KB, 755x878, 40k2.jpg) Is this promotional material suitable to be hung in your chamber?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:01 No.18121312 File: 1330358514.png-(107 KB, 250x241, MarkofNurgle2.png) >>18121289 NURGLE HERE... JUST WANTED TO TELL YA UR MAH FAVORITE HUMAN

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:01 No.18121313 File: 1330358517.jpg-(51 KB, 449x321, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121242 THERE IS NO 'BEST', ONLY 'LEAST WORST' AND NO, IT'S NOT >>18121243 THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN COVERED NO-ONE EVER PAID ATTENTION TO THEM

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:01 No.18121315 File: 1330358519.jpg-(16 KB, 400x187, HOT+FUZZ1[1].jpg) What's your perfect Sunday?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:02 No.18121317 Who is your waifu?

>>	Sensei 02/27/12(Mon)11:03 No.18121322 When will you love me Dad?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:03 No.18121324 File: 1330358607.jpg-(82 KB, 300x300, 3DCharacters-28.jpg) Why Haven't you joined the Greater Good?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:03 No.18121327 File: 1330358623.jpg-(52 KB, 450x322, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121246 SOMEWHERE WITH A NICE BEACH AND LOTS OF HOT BABES IN BIKINIS AND NO XENOS THOSE BASTARDS ALWAYS GET UP EARLY AND GET THE BEST SUNBEDS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:03 No.18121330 Do you still love your son Horus?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:04 No.18121338 Did you ever have to pick up the soap?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:05 No.18121343 File: 1330358703.jpg-(52 KB, 451x323, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121257 BOTH ARE HERETICAL THOUGH DEMOCRAT IS SLIGHTLY LESS HERETICAL VOTE EMPEROR IN 40,092

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:06 No.18121352 Are you Chuck Norris?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:06 No.18121355
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>>18121280

IT DEPENDS

IF THERE IS PENIS TO ANUS CONTACT THEN IT PROBABLY STILL IS

>>18121281

WHEN TWO PEOPLE COME TOGETHER AND DON'T COMMIT HERESY

ALSO EXCHANGING BODILY FLUIDS IS NICE

I WISH I STILL HAD BODILY FLUIDS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:06 No.18121356 Why is one of your sons Genghis Khan?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:07 No.18121357 >>18121327 true reason why emperor hates xenos: they spill your beer and take all the sunbeds. i say BURN THEM BURN THEM ALL!

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:07 No.18121362 File: 1330358863.jpg-(52 KB, 453x325, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121306 I KNOW EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING JUST LET ME CONSULT MY MEMORY AND I WILL LOOK HER UP I MEAN REMEMBER HER

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:08 No.18121372 >>18121362 You probably had sex with her one time. i mean, everyone had sex with her

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:08 No.18121376 File: 1330358939.jpg-(52 KB, 454x326, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121308 IT CONFUSES AND INFURIATES ME AT THE SAME TIME IT LOOKS LIKE AN EXPLOSION IN A HERESY FACTORY SO, NO

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:09 No.18121377 >>18121362 Hey, what would happen if somebody were to turn your skull into a servo-skull?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:09 No.18121378 >>18121372 Except the ones who had sex with the Alchemist's son.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:09 No.18121382 File: 1330358987.png-(109 KB, 250x241, MarkofNurgle2.png) >>18121355 THERE IS DAT TRICK I TOLD YA ABOUT... AI'NT WORK OR WHAT?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:09 No.18121383 >>18121376 But I thought you'd be pleased - I took that from an attempted incursion and made it into the glory you see now, thus underminding its original purpose to enrage your subjects. ;_;

>>	John G. 02/27/12(Mon)11:09 No.18121386 When will we go drinking again, Emprah?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:10 No.18121390 >>18121378 Huh, i thought the Millers was also the Alchemist

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:10 No.18121391
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>>18121315

FOR A START IT'D INVOLVE GETTING OUT OF THIS THRONE AND WIPING MY OWN ARSE FOR ONCE

I'VE HAD AN ITCH ON MY LEFT BUTTOCK FOR A MILLENNIUM NOW BUT I'M TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL ANYONE

MAYBE IT'LL GO AWAY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:11 No.18121394 Why are you posting as Anonymous yet including your picture? Change your name dammit. This goes for you too Nurgle.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:11 No.18121400 File: 1330359110.jpg-(52 KB, 456x328, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121317 SERVITOR XX37-B4QJ2 BUT I WISH IT WAS SERVITOR XX37-B4QW1

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:12 No.18121403 Are you, or are you related to Sigmar?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:12 No.18121404 Why is Nurgle a Gangstah?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:12 No.18121408 >>18121390 No, the Alchemist is called Miller. The Miller is called Bill.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:12 No.18121410 >>18121355 Well I have my next quest for my players - Give the Emperor a fluid infusion so he can get jiggy with it. This promises much heresy.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:12 No.18121415 File: 1330359179.jpg-(52 KB, 457x329, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121322 WHEN YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, TAKE OUT THE BINS, AND STOP COMMITTING HERESY

>>	k 02/27/12(Mon)11:13 No.18121420 >>18121394 is it okay for this guy to tell you what to do?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:13 No.18121425 File: 1330359233.jpg-(53 KB, 458x330, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121324 HERESY NEXT I'M A BUSY EMPEROR DON'T BOTHER ME WITH THIS SHIT, YO

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:14 No.18121431 >>18121408 Huh. What's the name of the Biller again?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:15 No.18121446 File: 1330359303.jpg-(53 KB, 459x331, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121330 YES THOUGH IT'S EASY TO LOVE A DEAD CHILD IT'S HARDER TO KEEP LOVING THE ONES WHO ARE STILL ALIVE ESPECIALLY ANGRON, HE'S SUCH A DIFFICULT CHILD

>>	Sensei 02/27/12(Mon)11:15 No.18121449 >>18121415 DAMMIT DAD I'M NOT 13 ANYMORE! I'm a grown man. I'm joining the Tau, at least they like me for who I am.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:16 No.18121464 >>18121431 Clairice.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:16 No.18121465 File: 1330359374.jpg-(53 KB, 460x332, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121338 YOU SEEM TO BE IMPLYING THAT DIRT COULD EVER ATTACH TO MY PERFECT FORM THAT SOUNDS LIKE HERESY THOUGH THERE IS A SERVITOR THAT HAS TO COME ROUND AND DUST ME EVERY WEEK THESE DAYS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:17 No.18121472 File: 1330359457.jpg-(53 KB, 461x333, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121352 FOOLISH MORTAL EVERYONE KNOWS THAT CHUCK NORRIS IS JUST MADE UP BY PARENTS TO SCARE YOU, LIKE THE BOGEYMAN, OR ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:19 No.18121486
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>>18121356

BECAUSE MONGOLS ARE FUCKING COOL

IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT JAGHATAI THEN JUST DON'T EVEN GO THERE

HONESTLY, I HAD SUCH A DIFFICULT TIME WITH POTTY TRAINING HIM

I SWEAR HE USED TO DELIBERATELY PISS IN MY FACE WHEN I WAS CHANGING HIM

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:20 No.18121491 >>18121474 It's psychological warfare. Orks used to do something similar where they wore dresses. They gave up after the commandos decided they didn't like fighting because it made too much mess.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:20 No.18121496 File: 1330359637.jpg-(53 KB, 463x335, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121377 I'D GET PISSED OFF, OF COURSE I NEED MY SKULL IT STOPS MY BRAIN FROM FLOPPING ONTO THE FLOOR

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:22 No.18121514 if you were disintegrated yould you put yourself back together like dr manhattan?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:22 No.18121518
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>>18121386

WHEN THE FUCKING ADEPTUS CUSTODES INSTALL A STOMACH AND BLADDER AND KIDNEYS INTO MY HUSK OF A BODY

I KEEP TELLING THEM BUT THEY SAY THEY DON'T HAVE THE PARTS AND THEY'D HAVE TO ORDER THEM IN

I THINK THEY'RE JUST LAZY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:23 No.18121529 When are Sisters of Battle getting a new Codex?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:23 No.18121530 File: 1330359830.jpg-(54 KB, 465x337, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121403 BY THIS POINT I'M PRETTY MUCH RELATED TO EVERYONE SOME BY BLOOD, SOME BY FAMILY, SOME BY BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT I MEAN SEX, IF NOT

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:24 No.18121535 >>18121496 Again with the non-omnipotency. You shouldn't need a skull if your were all powerful...

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:24 No.18121537 Why don't you just have naked sororitas bitches clean you every week?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:24 No.18121545 File: 1330359894.jpg-(54 KB, 466x338, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121420 YES BUT IT'S OK FOR ME TO NOT LISTEN EVERYTHING'S OK REALLY EXCEPT HERESY OR BEING A XENOS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:25 No.18121549 >>18121530 So are you implying that you had sex with Sigmar?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:26 No.18121563
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>>18121514

I COULD, BUT I MIGHT NOT

IT MIGHT BE FUN TO BE DISINTEGRATED FOR A BIT, NOT STRAPPED TO THIS THRONE

THOUGH HUMANITY WOULD BE WIPED OUT WITHIN SECONDS AND THE GALAXY WOULD GO TO SHIT, SO WE BETTER NOT TRY IT

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:27 No.18121572 Hey, Emperor, can I please worship you? Pleaaase? Just a little? I promise it won't be heretical. Well, not very. Not more than the alternative.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:28 No.18121576 Is it true that Leman Russ and Loin'el Johnson got into a slap-boxing match?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:28 No.18121580
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>>18121529

WHEN GAMES WORKSHOP DECIDE

I MIGHT BE OMNIPOTENT BUT I DON'T MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS IN THE UNIVERSE

ONLY YOU CAN CHOOSE NOT TO BE HERETICAL

OF COURSE, THAT CHOICE IS EASIER AT THE BUSINESS END OF A BOLTER

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:29 No.18121583 File: 1330360145.jpg-(104 KB, 1024x576, Morden.jpg) Tell me Mr. EMPRAH, What do you want?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:29 No.18121587 If you are atheist then why is there heresy? and why you aren't BUHAMAD at the fact now humanity believes in you as a god?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:31 No.18121595 File: 1330360270.jpg-(55 KB, 469x341, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121537 BECAUSE MY SHRIVELLED WRECK OF A PENIS IS EMBARRASSING I DON'T WANT THEM LOOKING AT IT, SO I LET THE SERVITORS DO IT HONESTLY, IT LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY'S KNUCKLE THAT'S BEEN LEFT OUT IN THE SUN

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:32 No.18121603 File: 1330360355.jpg-(54 KB, 470x342, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121572 YOU SOUND LIKE YOU THINK IT WAS OPTIONAL ON YOUR KNEES, MORTAL NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:32 No.18121606 >You have a one and only chance to ask ONE question from the Emperor. What would it be? Who is stronger, Mazinkaiser or Grendizer?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:33 No.18121615
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>>18121576

YES

KIDS WILL BE KIDS, AFTER ALL

THEY SORTED IT OUT AFTERWARDS THOUGH AND IT WAS ALL OK

I WISH HORUS HAD BEEN LIKE THAT, INSTEAD OF SPENDING ALL HIS TIME PLAYING WITH TRANSFORMERS IN HIS ROOM, ALONE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:34 No.18121616 >>18121603 sucks that you have no hands to stop him... enjoy your heresy time emp!

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:34 No.18121621 You are a false-Emperor. You desecrate the name of humanity's greatest leader and warrior. You lie and you deceive. And you shall perish. BLAM

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:34 No.18121622 Can love bloom on a battlefield?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:34 No.18121623 Your excellence, i am sure that i speak for billions of us when i say: Legion of the Damned...WTF.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:35 No.18121630 File: 1330360528.jpg-(55 KB, 472x344, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121583 A UNITED GALAXY WITH NO MORE XENOS ALL MY WAYWARD SONS TO COME HOME TO GET OUT OF THIS THRONE AND HAVE A NICE CUP OF TEA

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:36 No.18121635 File: 1330360601.jpg-(55 KB, 473x345, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121587 IT'S KIND OF COOL REALLY I MEAN, IF THIS SHIT HAD HAPPENED TO YOU, YOU'D JUST BE DEAD AND FORGOTTEN ME, I GET MILLIONS SACRIFICED IN MY NAME AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SIT HERE CUSHTY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:37 No.18121642 Emperor! Hey, Emperor! What do you think of the new Space Wolf models?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:39 No.18121663 >>18121630 >Tea Emperor comfirmed as British

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:39 No.18121665 File: 1330360760.jpg-(56 KB, 474x346, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121606 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I DO USUALLY ANYWAY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:39 No.18121676 Hey Emprah! What do you think about SLAANESH HIJCAK!?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:40 No.18121683 File: 1330360821.jpg-(56 KB, 475x347, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121622 PROBABLY AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET BLOWN UP, WHICH IS THE USUAL MODUS OPERANDI FOR ANYONE ON A BATTLEFIELD IN MY NAME

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:42 No.18121704 File: 1330360948.jpg-(56 KB, 476x348, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121623 I DO NOT SEE YOUR PROBLEM 'WTF' IS NOT MUCH OF A QUESTION YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME, AND I'M SURE THERE'S A RULE SOMEWHERE WHICH SAYS THAT THAT'S HERESY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:43 No.18121718 Eprah, is it ever frustrating to know that half of your children are commanded by 10 year olds in glorious battle?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:43 No.18121726 File: 1330361028.jpg-(56 KB, 477x349, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121642 THEY SPREAD GLORY IN MY NAME, SO I LIKE THEM ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M A BIT FUCKING SICK OF WOLVES WHY IS THERE NO SPACE BADGERS CHAPTER?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:46 No.18121756
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>>18121676

I THINK IN YOUR EAGERNESS YOU HAVE SLAPPED THE KEYBOARD TOO QUICKLY

ALSO, SLAANESH ISN'T SO BAD

FOR A BIG EVIL THING THAT LIVES IN THE GAP BETWEEN DIMENSIONS AND FUCKS EVERYTHING, HE'S QUITE A FUNNY GUY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:47 No.18121765 this is one of the funniest threads i have ever encountered on /tg/ thanks guys, you made my night... this also needs archiving

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:48 No.18121776
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>>18121718

SOMETIMES

THOUGH I LIKE YOUNG, IMPRESSIONABLE MINDS BECAUSE THEY'RE EASY TO CONVERT TO MY WILL

ALSO WITH 10 YEAR-OLDS IT'S NOT MUCH OF A CHALLENGE TO BEAT THEM UP AND TAKE ALL THEIR MODELS IF THEY WIN THE GAME

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:49 No.18121792 >>18121665 Wait wait wait...So you're telling us that not only are you NOT Omnipotent...but you are NOT Omniscient either!? What kind of a God Emperor of Mankind are you?! Wait...IT'S ALPHA LEGION COME TO STEAL US TO CHAOS!

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:50 No.18121803 >>18121776 >ALSO WITH 10 YEAR-OLDS IT'S NOT MUCH OF A CHALLENGE TO BEAT THEM UP AND TAKE ALL THEIR MODELS IF THEY WIN THE GAME that explains why the eldars hate our guts...

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:50 No.18121804 My sincerest apologies, your holiness. I know that 10,000 of which could never compensate for the time i have wasted, but I humbly offer you my soul. I only meant to ask if the phenomenon behind the Legion of the Damned was an extension of your power...

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:51 No.18121823 File: 1330361510.jpg-(56 KB, 480x352, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121792 SHH KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, OK IF THE ADEPTUS CUSTODES FIND OUT THEY'LL CHUCK ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR AND PROBABLY PUT ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN IN IT YOU DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:53 No.18121842 >>18121823 Very true... Oh Emprah, my Emprah!

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:54 No.18121853
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>>18121804

OH FAIR ENOUGH

SORRY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE ALL ABOUT

I ASKED KHORNE AND HE SAID IT WAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM, BUT I BET IT IS

HE DENIED HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ZOAT INCIDENT, AND I KNOW HE DID THAT

LYING BASTARD

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:56 No.18121872 Sir, i have heard rumors that the hive mind may actually be the manifestation of c'tan god known as the outsider. Is this heresy?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:58 No.18121892 What ever happened to the squats?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:59 No.18121910 File: 1330361972.jpg-(57 KB, 482x354, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121872 IF IN DOUBT, IT'S DEFINITELY HERESY ALSO DOUBT IS HERESY SO BASICALLY THEY'RE ALL XENOS, KILL THEM OR YOU'RE COMMITTING HERESY

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:00 No.18121919 >>18121842 emprah is wise is he not?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:01 No.18121925 File: 1330362099.jpg-(57 KB, 483x355, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121892 THIS HAS BEEN COVERED ALREADY IN THIS Q&A SESSION WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP BRINGING THIS UP I MISS THE LITTLE GUYS SO MUCH IF I STILL HAD AN ACTUAL HEART, IT WOULD HURT NOW

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:02 No.18121928 File: 1330362122.png-(252 KB, 512x384, vlcsnap-2012-01-01-15h15m42s87.png) Are you REALLY the head of the imperium?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:04 No.18121956
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>>18121928

DUDE, OF COURSE I AM

I'M THE FUCKING EMPEROR

THE EMPEROR OF THE IMPERIUM

HANG ON, THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT

THE IMPEROR OF THE IMPERIUM?

THE EMPEROR OF THE EMPIRIUM?

OH FUCK IT, THE ANSWER IS YES

>>	Inquisitor !ROOK/uolr2 02/27/12(Mon)12:05 No.18121968 Can you provide a quick Benediction for those of us who serve the most Holy and Secretive Ordos of the Inquisition?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:05 No.18121972 >>18121956 Why not make all the pauldrons bigger? You could fit more skulls on them if they were bigger...

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:08 No.18121999 Are we really going to be eaten and assimilated by tyranids? There's load of them you know...

>>	Inquisitor !ROOK/uolr2 02/27/12(Mon)12:09 No.18122003 File: 1330362540.jpg-(4 KB, 126x126, heresy.jpg) Waiiiit a minute. I'm looking through this... I don't think this is legit.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:09 No.18122008 File: 1330362556.jpg-(58 KB, 485x357, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121968 ALL RIGHT WELL DONE, INQUISITORS, YOU ARE MOST WONDERFUL YOU KILL STUFF THAT NEEDS KILLING AMEN

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:10 No.18122016 File: 1330362616.jpg-(58 KB, 486x358, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121972 ANY BIGGER AND PEOPLE WOULD START FALLING OVER YOU SAW THAT LOLO FERRARI, RIGHT? LIKE THAT BUT WITH PAULDRONS INSTEAD OF TITS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:10 No.18122017 >>18122008 does your parents know that you are gay?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:10 No.18122020 File: 1330362656.jpg-(64 KB, 182x285, Untitled-1.jpg) >>18121956 Really??

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:11 No.18122024 File: 1330362670.jpg-(58 KB, 487x359, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18121999 NO, YOU'LL BE FINE PROBABLY I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THAT WHOLE SITUATION, ANYWAY

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:12 No.18122045
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Hey emprah,
I hear you're "all powerful" or some shit. could you make the lore of your universe less shit? and while you're at it, could you get those lazy motherfuckers at GW off their asses so that maybe they can make a cohesive plot and dont have to constantly go back and change shit? I only ask for the good of you and your fanbase, it's really embarrassing to watch from the outside.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:12 No.18122047 File: 1330362761.jpg-(58 KB, 488x360, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122017 I'M NOT GAY THAT SERVITOR IS DEFINITELY FEMALE ISN'T IT?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:13 No.18122051 Is your throne insured?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:14 No.18122060 File: 1330362856.jpg-(58 KB, 489x361, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122045 THIS SOUNDS LIKE HERESY TO ME BUT YEAH OK, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:15 No.18122072 >>18122051 lol staling the golden throne... oh fuck what a quest.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:15 No.18122073 >>18122060 thanks bro

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:15 No.18122076 File: 1330362951.jpg-(59 KB, 490x362, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122051 YES, IT'S MADE OF GOLD SO INSURANCE IS PRETTY MUCH A NECESSITY THOUGH IF IT GETS DAMAGED OR LOST I'M DEAD, AND SO IS ALL OF HUMANITY, SO IT'S JUST A BUREAUCRATIC NICETY REALLY

>>	Inquisitor !ROOK/uolr2 02/27/12(Mon)12:17 No.18122092 File: 1330363055.jpg-(30 KB, 400x320, the god-emperpr.jpg) GUYS. GUYS THIS IS NOT THE REAL GOD-EMPEROR. THE GOD-EMPEROR IS CLEAN-SHAVEN.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:20 No.18122124 File: 1330363212.jpg-(362 KB, 1115x1386, God-EMperor of Mankind Warhamm(...).jpg) >>18122092 Well, actually the real God-Emperor is a withered corpse with a skull for a face.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:20 No.18122131 >>18122092 Oh fuck. Then it must be his Evil twin. Purge the unclean!

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:20 No.18122134 >>18122092 heresy?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:22 No.18122154 File: 1330363332.jpg-(58 KB, 491x363, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122124 OH THANKS, DRAW ATTENTION TO MY CONDITION, WHY DON'T YOU I USED TO BE CLEAN-SHAVEN AND THEN I GREW A BEARD NOW I DON'T EVEN HAVE SKIN, LET ALONE HAIR FOLLICLES

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:22 No.18122158 >>18122092 booo i like the beard, it gave him character.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:23 No.18122162 Emprah, will the Adeptus Mechanicus ever recall our plasma-based weaponry?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:24 No.18122176 File: 1330363481.jpg-(59 KB, 492x364, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122162 DEPENDS DID YOU KEEP THE RECEIPT? IF NOT YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE TO GIVE YOUR PLASMA WEAPONS TO WHOEVER YOU LIKE LEAST

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:24 No.18122177 >>18120086 "What do you ask of me my emperor" Because, face it, hes much better than i am. Hes a super psycher with genetic engineering. But he cant ask me to do just anything... and he would know that.

>>	Inquisitor !ROOK/uolr2 02/27/12(Mon)12:25 No.18122181 File: 1330363505.jpg-(504 KB, 640x960, Lodge_Dominatus___Ordo_Malleus(...).jpg) >>18122124 I think you are missing the point that THIS IS A FALSE GOD(-EMPEROR) >>18122131 >>18122134 Burn the Heretic!

>>	Inquisitor !ROOK/uolr2 02/27/12(Mon)12:26 No.18122189 >>18122177 For your own safety, loyal Imperial, I direct you attention here: >>18122092 Careful! The Enemy is among us, and he wears a familiar face! Glory to the Throne and remain true to His word.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:28 No.18122205 >>18122181 >>18122189 fucking newfags...

>>	Mr Morden 02/27/12(Mon)12:30 No.18122219 File: 1330363805.jpg-(130 KB, 1410x808, Loyal Imperial Citizen.jpg) What do you want?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:44 No.18122360
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>>18122219

A UNITED GALAXY WITH NO MORE XENOS

ALL MY WAYWARD SONS TO COME HOME

TO GET OUT OF THIS THRONE AND HAVE A NICE CUP OF TEA

I DID SAY THIS EARLIER

I'M SURE NOT PAYING ATTENTION IS HERESY

MOST THINGS ARE

>>	Inquisitor !ROOK/uolr2 02/27/12(Mon)12:46 No.18122384 File: 1330364811.png-(7 KB, 110x113, signature.png) >>18122360 You are the Heretic! False Emperor! Warpspawn! Scourge of the Imperium!

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:49 No.18122412 File: 1330364987.jpg-(58 KB, 494x366, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122384 DUDE JUST, CHILL CHILL, DUDE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:50 No.18122415 >>18122384 Hey. You. I understand that you want to scratch your shitty, disruptive free-form role-playing itch. But this thread is about the Emperor, and you are getting flakes of dried skin all over it. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:50 No.18122420 This thread was good until fucking retarded 'Inquisitors' arrived. Stop it, you're not funny. Now Emps, what do you think of your death cult assassins?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:52 No.18122434 Emprah, if you could do it all over again, would you change anything? Or should we assume everything that has transpired was part of a glorious plot you formulated long ago?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:54 No.18122449 File: 1330365259.jpg-(59 KB, 495x367, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122420 THEY'RE AWESOME THEY KILL WHOEVER DISAGREES WITH ME OR IS A XENOS, WHICH YOU MUST ADMIT IS PRETTY DAMN COOL THEY ARE MESSY THOUGH

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:55 No.18122463 Emprah, would you agree to "join the Greater Good" if it simply meant absorbing the Tau Empire into the Imperium and making use of their technology?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:56 No.18122469 Sup' Dad It's Me Your son Lion El'johnson, I brought Some presents for your Birthday. Hope you like Em'

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:58 No.18122484
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>>18122434

IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY, FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND

HORUS' TREACHERY, SANGUINIUS' SACRIFICE, MY ENTOMBMENT, ALL WERE NECESSARY

IF I HAD TO DO IT AGAIN I WOULD DESIGN A MORE COMFORTABLE THRONE THOUGH

YOU SHOULD SEE THE HAEMORRHOIDS YOU DEVELOP AFTER 10,000 YEARS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:00 No.18122505 File: 1330365655.jpg-(60 KB, 497x369, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122463 THE GREATER GOOD ALREADY EXISTS WITHIN MY IMPERIUM WHAT'S A TAU? I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE A LONG TIME, THEY NEVER TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE ANY MORE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:11 No.18122609 Your excellence, the tau appear to be a blueberry/fish hybrid race who are very advanced in terms of technology. Even more so than the xeno scum Eldar. They have a sort of "conform or die" policy, although they pose no real threat to the imperium.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:16 No.18122667 File: 1330366575.jpg-(60 KB, 498x370, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122609 THEY SOUND RUBBISH MAKE SURE THEY'RE ALL DEAD BY THE END OF THE WEEK

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:28 No.18122777 It would be done already your holiness, if not for the fact that some of their authority figures can be rather convincing to the more feeble minded of Imperial Guard officers. There are typically promises of ramen and used women's undergarments.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:35 No.18122863 Why all the skulls?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:42 No.18122946 File: 1330368177.jpg-(60 KB, 499x371, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122777 MAKE SURE TO LAY ALL THE SPOILS OF THIS WAR AT THE FOOT OF MY THRONE AND THEN LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A BIT

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:43 No.18122961 File: 1330368238.jpg-(60 KB, 500x372, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18122863 SKULLS ARE SCARY THEY REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAVE A SKULL, AND IT IS ONLY ENCASED IN FRAGILE, SQUISHY FLESH I REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE FLESH IT WAS NICE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:46 No.18122989 As you will it your excellence, so shall it be. I will be sure to have the servos bring tissues periodically.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:47 No.18123004 Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, could you go convince Abbadon to launch another Black Crusade? We're getting kind of bored here. It seems like it's been 999 M.41 for forever now. In other words, MAKE GW ADVANCE THE FUKKEN PLOT.

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:48 No.18123018 >>18120086 Dear Emperor, have you left us?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:51 No.18123040
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>>18123004

EVERY TIME ABADDON LAUNCHES A BLACK CRUSADE, AN INAUDIBLE BUT TANGIBLE SIGH ECHOES ACROSS THE WARP

ME AND CEGORACH USUALLY MAKE A BET ON HOW QUICKLY HE'LL GET SENT BACK WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS

THEN WE LAUGH AT HIM

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:53 No.18123055 What would happen if you were eaten by tyranids and added to their gene pool? Supernids? Or would your essence alone make the hive mind pop like a star-sized flesh balloon?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:53 No.18123061 File: 1330368793.jpg-(61 KB, 502x374, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18123018 WHERE THE HELL WOULD I GO I MEAN, I'M STUCK IN THIS CHAIR SO NO, I'M STILL HERE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:55 No.18123084 what is the meaning of life?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:55 No.18123087
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>>18123055

YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN 'ALIEN' WITH THE CHESTBURSTER

WELL, IMAGINE THE OPPOSITE OF THAT

NOT THE SCENE PLAYED BACKWARDS, THE ACTUAL OPPOSITE OF IT

IF YOU CAN'T IMAGINE IT, TRY SPENDING 10,000 YEARS STARING INTO THE WARP AND THEN IT'LL PROBABLY BE EASIER

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:57 No.18123115 File: 1330369070.jpg-(61 KB, 504x376, EMPRAH.jpg) >>18123084 SERVICE TO THE EMPEROR, OF COURSE WELL, THAT'S THE MEANING OF YOUR LIFE, ANYWAY THIS WAS AN EASY ONE

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:59 No.18123132 >>18123115 and what is the meaning of your life?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:59 No.18123139 Can you list, in order of descending Bro-ness, the various gods and personalities of the Warp?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:01 No.18123163
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>>18123132

I HAVE ALREADY COVERED THIS, BUT OK, I'LL ANSWER AGAIN

TO GUIDE MAN THROUGH THE GALAXY WITH THE LIGHT OF THE ASTRONOMICAN, TO PROTECT HUMANITY FROM THE EVILS OF THE WARP, AND TO IMPOSE MY JUSTICE THROUGH MY MINIONS

SO BASICALLY
SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST
PROTECT THE INNOCENT
UPHOLD THE LAW

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:03 No.18123179 Part 2: Do you believe that the Tyranids would avoid assimilating you for this reason? The hive mind knows of your power no doubt...

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:04 No.18123193
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>>18123139

YES, I CAN

OH, DID YOU WANT ME TO ACTUALLY DO IT?

OK THEN

GORK
MORK (OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND, I GET THEM CONFUSED)
CEGORACH
SLAANESH
KHORNE
KAELA MENSHA KHAINE
NURGLE
TZEENTCH
THAT ANNOYING TYRANID SHADOW

DID I FORGET ANYONE? IF I DID THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT ON MY EMPERORMAS CARD LIST

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:05 No.18123202 will the blood angels eventually fall to khorne? or is the thought alone heresy?

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:08 No.18123237
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>>18123179

PROBABLY NOT

I DON'T THINK THE TYRANIDS HAVE SEEN 'ALIEN'

IF THEY DID ASSIMILATE ME YOU CERTAINLY WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT, I'D BE THE LAST PERSON LEFT ALIVE

EVERYONE ELSE BASICALLY EXISTS AS CANNON FODDER FOR ME

Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:11 No.18123261

I CAN NO LONGER DISPLAY MY GLORIOUS FACE

THIS SADDENS ME

IT HAD BETTER SADDEN YOU TOO OR IT'S HERESY

>>18123202

THAT IS HERESY, YES

BUT KHORNE DOESN'T WANT THEM ANYWAY

I THINK HE'S GETTING A BIT BORED OF THE WHOLE 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD' THING NOW

HE SEEMS TO BE DEVELOPING AN INTEREST IN MARSHMALLOWS

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:19 No.18123330 Will gw ever release an ordo xenos codex?

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:22 No.18123373 >>18123330 THESE TRIFLING CONCERNS ARE BENEATH THE ATTENTION OF THE EMPEROR YOUR QUESTION IS UNWORTHY OF AN ANSWER IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T KNOW NOT AT ALL

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)15:13 No.18123880 What would happen if X-com were to gain access to the 41st millennia? (respecting game time parameters.)

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)15:44 No.18124244 >>18123880 THEY WOULD SERVE THE EMPEROR AS ALL LOYAL HUMANS SHOULD OR DIE THOSE ARE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY TWO CHOICES IN MY IMPERIUM

>>	Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)15:55 No.18124388 >>18124244 X-com rooks always die. Thus the choice is irrelevant. But reverse engineered Emperors on flying golden starthrones sounds interesting. quiaff?

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