>>18281649
>CHALLENGE

BE YOU PANTS OR PANTSLESS SPEAK

>>18281649
Hailing frequencies

Also: WHAT THE FUCK IS DAT PIC

Hailing frequencies! See if they're a friendly!

At this rate, we'll be staring at Oddball's hairy backside.

HAILING FREQUENCIES TO AVERT DISASTER.

HAILING FREQUENCIES OPEN

Tell them to organize a defense against the Witches

"GUNNY ON DECK!!!"

Bounce, of course. its what moves us.

>>18281649

This can't end badly at all...

Hailing frequencies; don't mention that you're actual airforce.

>HAILING FREQUENCIES?

Hail the contact. We could use some friendlies.

DIVE DIVE DIVE

>>18281649
IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR ILL SHOT YOUR REAR ARMOR WITH MY 20MM

Just enjoy your bath, bro. You've earned it.

>>18281675

>>18281649
How about we just ignore the guy and get with the washing.

Hailing frequencies, Lieutenant Uhura.

CRAZY IVAN!
We have lost our pants defense.

OPEN HAILING FREQUENCIES.

>>18281649
>that pic
/d/elightful as always.

Challenge. This is a solo mission into enemy territory.

>HAILING FREQUENCIES?

SEND THE MARINES!

>HAILING FREQUENCIES
Be on your guard!

>>18281649
HAILING FREQUENCIES
Pretend to be a uboat that's out of fuel in the middle of the atlantic.

"THUNDER"

I can't decide if I'm awaiting the inevitable shenanigans the witches have planned with eager anticipation, horror, or both.

Hailing frequencies. Do NOT approach. Let them respond.

Hijinks ensue when one party calls out and then advances without confirmation of the second party's identity. Do not promote the meme.

>>18281649
Identify friend or foe.

Also, I still say the muhreens need to be warned about where they are and who they're dealing with. If they're not terrified yet, they should be.

>>18281649
MC's being stupid again. The only way to deal with these girls is counter trolling. You know they're gonna be watching, so let's give them a show. Might even be able to get this chap in on it too, for some proper nosebleed material.

>oppertunity
That's the second time I've noticed.
Opportunity, Planefag.

Anyways, hailing frequencies open.

"MARCO...."

>>18281712
Other way around; that's the countersign.

Oh god, they're going to steal the rest of our clothes while we bath.>>18281649

>>18281722
Eh, the fucking sailors can fend for themselves. We need to give them all of Minna's panties so they can properly adorn the bath when they come and wreck- er, use it.

>>18281723
Yaoi fangirl bait? SURE! WHY NOT!

>>18281649

HAILING FREQUENCIES OPEN

I don't want to bounce a naked man. Plus it might be Patton. I really don't feel like having a "rolling Court Martial" from/with him.

As requested in last thread.

>>18281737
"FLASH"

>>18281740
All the better to explain to whatever brass is about. "I'm sorry, sir, but they've been undressing me all morning."

Note: We do not actually know if the Marines have landed. Sakabroto *might* have stopped them in time, or at least stopped all of them except for Kathy and Pappy.

So, let's not expect Marines until we obtain a contact report.

>>18281744

>>18281747

AH AHHHH

HE'LL SAVE EVERYONE OF US!

>>18281744

BA-HAHAHAHAHA

>>18281770
...but he's just a maaaaaan.

>>18281765
>mina

>>18281649
Why didn't we just invite them in?

More!

>>18281747
>>18281770
>>18281784
And then PF sent War Rocket Ajax to attack Castle Barin.

>>18281788

>Implying they won't invite themselves in if they decide to.

>>18281788
Because regulations and potential rape.

Plus, they're OUR hallucinations. I don't feel like sharing.

>>18281793
Witches with plugsuits?

Yes, please.

>>18281797
>>18281797
Its the challenge in ww2 for Americans

>>18281797
FLASH! FLASH, I LOVE YOU, BUT WE ONLY HAVE FOURTEEN HOURS TO SAVE THE EARTH!

>>18281817
Yes, and?

>>18281817
We know. But these sort of free-association games are too much fun, especially when they offer the opportunity to bring up memes from earlier threads.

>>18281823
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

>>18281841
We need a BRIAN BLESSED character. Mad Jack, maybe?

>>18281744
>>18281744

oh god i..
what

i dunno

>you think you can see somebody ahead. Looks like a guy
Motherfucker.... it's Zucinni... zuchinine... fuck what's her name... Libido!

>Inb4 Mad Jack Churchill

>>18281823
>>18281797
>>18281784
>>18281770
>>18281747
The wingman, ladies and gents.

>>18281867
She was with the others.

>>18281879
YES!

>>18281888
That little bitch is fast, no doubt in my mind that she can get around us and into the bath.

"Heyo," you call out. "It's a me, Mario De Fighter Piloto! I was-a taking me torpedo for a walk-a and got lost on the way to Alexandria, you know way there, yes?"

"You're a fucking laugh riot, mate," the voice retorts. You peg the voice.

"Ah, Caldwell," you reply. "Be advised, I've got witches with sexual assault on their minds... somewhere on my six-o'clock."

"How horrible for you," Caldwell says dryly. "I can't imagine the terror."

"Who all else is down here?"

"Dunno," he replies. "Bader said he'd pop on down. Dunno how he manages, with his legs 'n all."

"So how did that debriefing go, anyways?"

"You were there, mate."

"Not completely."

"Ah," he says, understandingly. "Yeah, you were half-asleep for most of it. Well, the only thing to note was when we walked in."

'We' meant you, Paddy Mayne, David Stirling, that slow-spoken, aptly-named tank commander "Oddball," Sean (with his sword,) Jack Churchill (with HIS fucking sword,) and of course the evil hissing Martian robo-cow.

"So what happened when we walked in?"

"Bit the end off his cigar, he did. Then he swallowed it, so he wouldn't have to admit he'd been surprised."

Patton. Oh, Patton.

>WAT DO
>Find somebody in particular?
>Chat with Caldwell?
>Drown Caldwell and take his YELLOW INSULATED STU-

>>18281897
Post said it looked like a guy, and she's too small.

>>18281905
Panty raid!

>>18281905
Just enjoy the soak.
We still smell like war. Chat a bit, if that's a thing.

>>18281905
>YELLOW INSULATED STU-
wat

>>18281905
Finish bathing. Find Patton. It can only end well.

>>18281905
Find out what Patton has in store for our slowly-growing force of awesome people, regarding driving the aliems out of Dover.

This is VITAL, we must know our role here.

>>18281905
Enjoy your bath.

>>18281905
Actually bathe this time.

Oh, and always bear in mind that Caldwell is a cock-slobbering faggot until he gets over his pre-Invasion hatred and chute-popping. Until then, he is forever barred from our booze.

>>18281905
>>18281905
Find Stirling, ask him who won the kitchen fight

>>18281905
As no marines, and we didn't follow Meyofuye's orders to our penis, I suggest we jsut relax and enjoy the bath we so richly deserve.

>chat with cadwell

whats his deal anyway? inquiring minds...

>>18281905
Is YELLOW INSULATED STU- code for booze?

If it is, we take it.

>>18281932
SS13

>>18281974

Fuck. We had 20 quid or whatever the crazy British moon money is called riding on that. This is important. We need to know if we need to collect or NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.

>>18281879
>>18281797
>War Rocket Ajax

FAVORITE PART

OF THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE

Flying Vikings with laser cannons boarding a rocket-ship. How can you not love this forever.

>>18281979
>he was fighting with a witch a few threads back and we shot him in the nads with soap bullets.
>turns out he likes popping ejected pilots' chutes so we popped him again.

Chat up Caldwell while bathing.

>>18281997

yeah but planefag said there was more to it.

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

>>18281991
No one can't, Planefag. No one can't. Which reminds me, Is Flash Gorden or Buck Roger Warlocks?

Okay, so the witches are undoubtedly watching.

How do we best surprise them?

I'm thinking we get a fog bank going with lots of steam, then start making all the innuendo-filled statements we can.

>>18282018
They are gods.

>>18282047
They'll be expecting that, we act normal here.

>>18282011
Maybe. But it's still a warcrime, no way around that. It's right fucking there in Article 20, 1923 Hague Rules of Air Warfare.

>>18282063
didnt say i approve. just wanna know more. can always drown him later.

HEY PLANEFAG


HEY PLANEFAG

Have this guy drop by for a visit and surprise the shit out of Patton and Rommel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_D._Leahy

>>18282052
All is right with the world.

Venture onwards, mighty MC. Leave Caldwell behind as an advance warning system: when the witches find him and tear into him like a pack of hungry wolves, he'll probably make a funny sound.

I wonder if Churchill and Sean are down here somewhere, and if they brought their swords.

>>18282075

Be careful bringing that up... If the aviators around hear it too loud, you might not need to drown him yourself.

>>18282063

All the more reason to know WHY. He is knowingly committed war crimes against fellow pilots. There must be a damn good reason for it as he doesn't seem to be the HUEHUEHUE evil type. I mean, I suppose I could go look it up on Wikipedia. But where is the fun in that?

>>18281905
Walk out, abduct Miyafuji, and drag her back in.

She was caught looking at Minna's tits. We need to teach her the art of subtlety.

>>18282085i would be heartbroken, i assure you.

>>18282096
He saved our ass; we owe him something.

"Hey, mind filling me in on something?"

"Like what?"

"Oh, like fucking everything?" you ask. "I've spent the last forty-eight hours fighting or almost dying. Little fuzzy on details. Like why are two USN fleet carriers parked off some spit-speck of an island? In the fucking Channel, no less?"

"Uh-"

"Seriously, that makes no sense!" you exclaim. "And their entire complement of Marine... 'aviators' getting shore leave? Last time I checked there was a fucking invasion on. You know? England? Die on the Beaches? Big massive serious shit?"

"Well-"

"I mean what the fuck are we even DOING here!?" you exclaim. "Jesus, we should be flying combat sorties round-the-god-damned clock, what in the fuck are we doing taking a god-damned bath!?"

"Jesus, slow down, mate!" Caldwell tells you. "For starters, Saratoga and the Lex were escorting a huge convoy from Eagle-Land. They were bringing them into harbor when they stumbled across those warships under air attack. They're in the Channel because the shallows are hardest on subs, and now we know the damn Martians 've got 'em."

"But-"

"AND they need repairs; Lexington took a mortar-bomb from a Martian fast-attack boat below the waterline and Saratoga took an armor-piercing bomb through her fore deck in that last scrap. Knocked out power to the forward elevator."

>taking shower
>thinking about marines and the bath and Witches
>oh man, between a bunch of guys stuck on boats with guys and girls stuck in a castle, there might be so-
>wait a second
>Kathy is a Witch with those boats
>probably the only girl on the boat, actually
>...
Poor girl

>>18282095
>MC walking out the door.
>"SON OF A DUCK"
>MC walking back through the door with a squirming Miyafuji under his arm

>>18282137
>>18282137

I always knew she was a slut

>>18282137
She's a Witch. She could probably sink the boat single-handedly.

we really should congratulate kathy at some point this is high tier trolling.

>>18282137
>Poor Marines
FTFY

>>18282137
She's also likely the best source for cigarettes, so I doubt they'd do much to piss her off. That's assuming she cares, though.

>>18282137
She has magic, she doesn't explain shit

>>18282137
There's probably a string of sailors with crushed dicks there.

Patton, huh?

>>18282101

"... oh."

"Right-o."

"So what abut Graf Spee and the Indianapolis? Last I heard the Spee was near South America."

"Heh!" Caldwell says, and turns to the bath. "Get a load of this guy, he still believes the papers!" There's some obligatory laughter from deeper in the steam. "Nah, they were paired together as a fast-attack group in the Med. They broke through a Martian blockade near Gibraltar. Indy headed back into the Med; captain didn't want to leave Malta with no defenses inside the pond. Spee was heading home when she stumbled across the Richelieu and her escorts."

"And she isn't in the Indian Ocean because...?"

"Million-dollar question," Caldwell replies. "Above our pay grade. People are whispering 'bout it. Standard scutttlebut bullsht, ay."

Well, that explains a few things, all right.

>"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"
>"So why do you shoot pilots under their 'chutes?"
>"So why are you a massive pilot-murdering douchenozzle?"

>>18282161
And bullet wounds.

>>18282151
Congratulate her by inviting her to join us and be our personal patriotism-themed magical rocket blocker? I like the way you think.

>>18282179
>>"So why are you a massive pilot-murdering douchenozzle?"

>>18282179

Start with the top, work your way down if we don't like the answers.

>>18282179

in a china shop ye blaggard.

>"So why are you a massive pilot-murdering douchenozzle?"

>>18282179
>Something something douchebag

>>18282179
>"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"

Lets be diplomatic.

For now.

>>18282179
>"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"

We can be diplomatic. This is how the best bounces happen. You set them up.

Get it from him, and if we don't like what we hear, we bring the ruckus.

>>18282179
So let's bail the bath and go walk around pantsless.

If Patton calls us out we can just tell him it's because Minna's in our pants.

>>18282179
>>"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"

>>18282179
>"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"

This, let's sell our magic PR experience.

>>18282174

>>18282179
>"So why do you shoot pilots under their 'chutes?"
We're MC, we fuck propriety and tact in the ass with no lube, and don't have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach-around.

>>18282179
Start with 1
Move down if he tries to evade it

>>18282179
all of the above

>"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"
Diplomacy for now.

>>18282179
>HUE HUE HUE

>>18282101
Thank god it was our flattops and not the Jap flattops; their damage control was piss-poor throughout most of the war. About the only ship that probably ended up with decent damage control on their side was the Shokaku, and that's because she was about the only ship they hadn't that wasn't either sunk or permanently crippled the first time we did serious damage to it.

She had a particularly ugly death, as far as Japanese ships went. The battleships at Surigao might be the only ones that had it even worse.

>>18282179
>"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"

Might as well het his side of the story.

>>18282179
>domes, ventilation, etc.

I read his wikipedia article, so I do know what his issue was.

Was still apparently kind of an asshole even with that taken into account, though.

>>18282159
>>18282137

isnt she part of a whole witch air wing on said carrier either way it seems probable that at least one bastard is getting lucky

>>18282225

Did you know they had an entire extra carrier sitting in the Home Islands with minimal battle damage, the crew jacking off, while Midway went down? Defining battle of the war? Did they comb through the Home Islands to scrape together enough pilots to give that ship a Wing? NO. Did they try? NO. Meanwhile Lexington leaves harbor with 100 repairmen still on board to make Midway in time.

And then the entire Pacific was decided in that battle.

Japan. Witch-on-head retarded.

>>18282271
Yorktown, chief. Lady Lex had a date with the ocean floor after Coral Sea.

>>18282271
I think you mean the Yorktown.

>>18282256
Lucky is a matter of perspective.

I mean, those aren't our quirky 501st Joint Wing girls. They are MARINE WITCHES. Dick kill counts, I tell you.

>>18282256
We haven't gotten lucky thus far, and we're a fucking pilot. What makes you think some fucking sailor would have better luck?

>>18282271
have an image

>>18282299
Because we chose to target the girls with emotional issues.

>>18282301
That image must be used in Papa-Ns witch possession quest at some point.

>>18282296

>>18282299

yes they may be witches and marine witches at that but they are still marines
think about it

>>18282311
Exactly. We should go after someone simpler, without all the baggage. There are plenty of them hiding here somewhere, probably peeping on us right now.

"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?" you ask Caldwell. That little altercation the other day still has you curious, and hey, the man did kind of bounce the ever-loving fuck out of those Martian Pricks that were going for your okay lets drop that analogy now because it's getting pretty homo yeah.

"Well, during the War - the other War, you know - I bumped into her and a wingman over North Africa."

"And?"

Caldwell leans back into the water a bit more, lounging against the side of the pool. "Well, I kicked her ass up between her shoulderblades," he says smugly.

"Oh really?"

Caldwell floats a bit nearer, and his hands emerge from the water, true fighter-pilot style. "I'm cruising around five-thousand feet, right? Engine on full power. Warhawk's slow to accelerate, see. Eats up the engine hours fast to run her full-bore, but fuck the bean counters."

You nod approvingly, and Caldwell continues. "So here I am, eying this Junkers ahead of me. I'm thinking of setting up a run on her... and that's when they take me from the sides! FWWWWWOSH!" he illustrates with his fingertips, zipping them together from each side. "Clever girl."

"And then you kicked their ass anyway," you say.

He nods. "Shot down her wingman and winged her pretty good. She had to force-land near some Afrika Corps position. A week later, I ran into her brother, Werner. We shot the hell out of each other and I sent him packing. Black Eight, my ass."

You nod. "So she's pissed because you butted heads with her brother?"

"Didn't help, but I think she's still pissed that I strafed her on the ground."

>>18282343
They're reading the thread, in fact

>>18282343
Lets not start this again.

I'd like to ask what happened to that dreadnought we missle'd, and the tanker we blew out of the sky.

I mean, are we big fuckin' heroes or did we blow our load too soon?

>>18282311
Speaking of which, we should probably see how Chris is doing. If Erica's any indication, I'd say Trude owes us a fucking blowjob.

>>18282345
....

Give him a flat, emotionless "Wat"

I have to wonder how MC will take that. He has to have thought about how any enemy who lives through getting shot down is just going to be an even bigger pain in the ass later.

>>18282345
"That'd do it. What the fuck?"

>>18282345
BOUNCE!

>>18282343
But that's not fun. Minna's fucking hilarious because she's just as retarded as we are.

>>18282271
Other than PH (surprise) and Savo I (night attack and derp Allies), did the IJN really ever demonstrate superior naval tactics?

>>18282345

>"Didn't help, but I think she's still pissed that I strafed her on the ground."

FUCK

THAT

NOISE

FUCK HIM UP RIGHT NOW

BOUNCE

>>18282345
Well, that's not cricket. Practical, but not cricket.

>>18282369
That depends on your definition of "fun."

>>18282345

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS?

>what the fuck man
>lol she mad
>FLYING TIGER CRUSHES BALD EAGLE

Ground is fair game, if you're allowed to shoot at unarmed russian conscripts then sidearm wielding pilots are good too!

>>18282345
"Well that IS sort of a dick move."

>>18282345

>>18282396
what the fuck man

We ARE on the same side now.

>>18282396
>FLYING TIGER CRUSHES BALD EAGLE

>>18282345
What the fuck man

>>18282364
hey its war maybe its just the infantryman in me but id say one more dead hostile dangerous or not is good better than the British's night time "get near the target and randomly drop bombs" raids

>>18282396
Option 1. Lead him down the primrose path, get him to either exonerate himself, or provide you with the rope with which you will BOUNCE him.

>>18282396
>FLYING TIGER CRUSHES BALD EAGLE

>>18282396
No middle ground? At least give him a chance to explain himself.

>>18282394
Because picking the girl who will suck our dick if we ask nicely and then proceed to be a normal person that we listen to is a lot less funny than socially awkward faggots who can't express emotions with anything resembling sense.

"Yeah, that'll do it."

>>18282396

>lol she mad

>>18282373
>LITTLE BOYS ATTACK
>it works

Can't think of any, no.

>>18282396
We can't shoot him in the dick for brawling and then bralw ourselves. We've established a precedent here and getting shot in the dick is not awesome. Loudly enquire why he'd do that and let the other aviators in the room do it for us. That's delegation. It's how you earn promotions.

>>18282413

>Infantry

I would expect such an action from a groundpounder...

But for a fellow pilot to engage in such... such... such HEINOUS acts! It's too much! I say we bounce him right fucking now

>>18282396
>What the fuck, man?

Seconding
>>18282414
>Option 1. Lead him down the primrose path, get him to either exonerate himself, or provide you with the rope with which you will BOUNCE him.

Give Cadwell enough rope to hanghimself with.

>>18282421
I think it all depends on how you write it, but I guess I shouldn't hope for too much with this demographic.

>>18282396
What the fuck, man? Your air knight card. Hand it over, now.

>>18282426
I maintain that Leahy or King should drop by for roundtable meetings.

>>18282373
Java Sea, maybe?

And Cape Engano was actually a work of genius on the IJN's part, rendered completely useless by Kurita losing his nerve. If he had actually barreled on through the Taffy groups into the LZ, Halsey's decision to chase after Ozawa's useless carriers would have become one of the single biggest blunders of the war. As it is, Kurita managed to get his fleet savaged all the way in and then turned around just before his ships would have made it to a place where they could at least die usefully.

Surigao, on the other hand, was always going to be a slaughter, and was never going to do more than pin the US battleline in place for however long it took to butcher that IJN force.

>>18282396
>FLYING TIGER CRUSHES BALD EAGLE
>MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIC

>>18282396

thats just not done lad.

>>18282214
>>18282174
This reminds me, do we know what De Gaulle is doing right now? His nature of giving no fucks at all threats against his life is admirable.

>>18282429
read the part about the night time bombing raids or strafing friendly positions then talk to me about pilots

>>18282429
Oh yes, we wouldn't want to have to face up to the realities of war. Better to just think of it as a gentleman's sport between plucky rivals.

>"Bit the end off his cigar, he did. Then he swallowed it, so he wouldn't have to admit he'd been surprised."
DOHOHO. File this away for future ammo.

>Speaking of which, we should probably see how Chris is doing. If Erica's any indication, I'd say Trude owes us a fucking blowjob.
Speaking of blowjobs. What DID Perrine swap us for that silk robe? Or do we still have it?

>>18282440
>>18282440
>And Cape Engano was actually a work of genius on the IJN's part, rendered completely useless by Kurita losing his nerve.

True. True. But the USN trolled the IJN to death with radar-fire control and BANZAI and that was that.

>>18282396
>FLYING TIGER CRUSHES BALD EAGLE
Violence time.

>>18282475
Think we just gave it to her

>>18282396
>FLYING TIGER CRUSHES BALD EAGLE

>>18282396
>FLYING TIGER CRUSHES BALD EAGLE
I think you posted the wrong image

>>18282396
Nod. Smile. Say "Ha, I bet that WOULD get her mad."

Then knock out his front teeth.

>>18282460

He's leading the defense of the Iberian Peninsula with what's left of the French Armored Corps.

>>18282439
Don't forget about Slim for the ground side.

Or the Russkies. I need to read me some Glantz; from what I understand, he's one of the best English-language sources on the Eastern Front as it really was, rather than the German generals trying to make themselves look good post-war. Konev, Zhukov, Rokossovsky, Chuikov...

>>18282396
>what the fuck man
Sure, some pilots engaged in this kind of behavior, but that's like saying it's okay to shoot POWs because they'll just be a hassle later.

>>18282483
We did. Fuck knows why. She was screaming about us almost ruining her life, but she was the one choking us, so I really don't know why we went along with it.

>>18282396
What the actual fuck?

>>18282495
This.

>>18282492
>SLUMBERING BEAR GREETS THE DAWN!

I loved Hak Foo.

>>18282478
Oh yeah. If Kurita had got stuck in at the LZ, none of his ships would have been leaving except by pure luck or as scrap metal post-war. But at least then they'd have died for a purpose, rather than get mauled all the way and all the way out so that the survivors could sit in Brunei and do jack shit for the rest of the war.

>>18282507
more like shooting running pows that can get back into the fight if they get away

I don't see what the big deal is guys...

>>18282527
Much closer, but even there you might have other ways of recapturing them or something.

>>18282495
>He's leading the defense of the Iberian Peninsula with what's left of the French Armored Corps.
Hope: So there are french witches operating in urban environments?

>>18282495
Oh, and as addendum to this, after we finish with whatever scuffle erupts, walk out of the bath with just a towel on right to the witches who are no-doubtedly listening in/ stealing our clothes and say "Miyafugi, I just busted my hand beating in the face of a no-good murderous piece of shit. Sparkles, please."

>>18282544
>Your a fa-
>Spiers

"What. The. FUCK!?" you roar at Caldwell. "You murderous sick fuck what the hell is wrong with you?"

Caldwell gives you a fish-eye. "Well, I guess I'm not a gutless pussy like you."

You LUNGE for him, raging, and he meets you halfway, hands locking around your throat. You take turns shoving each other under the water, then he gets you in an impressive head-lock. You solve this by getting a foot behind his heel and tripping him, falling backwards into the water. You both disengage so you don't freaking drown, then circle around for another go, edging towards the shallows for slightly more purchase.

Caldwell rushes in, hands outstretched to seize and destroy, and you simply bull-rush him, colliding with a wet meaty SLUMPH! and pushing him back further into the shallows by the door. He keeps his feet for most of the way, but you finally get him to the steps leading out of the pool and he finally falls backwards - but latches onto you and drags you down with him.

You're just going for a good arm-lock on the SOB when you hear the delighted little gasps of several girls.

You look up and see you and Caldwell have an audience.

And the steam is worryingly thin here by the door.

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

>WAT DO
>WAT SAY

>>18282545
but while out of your hands still combatants

>>18282566
You know what?

KISS HIM.

HE WILL NEVER LIVE THAT SHIT DOWN.

Give them a show. Make it amazing.

>>18282566
NO TIME FOR EMBARRASSMENT
NO TIME FOR TROLLING
KNOCK THE FUCKER OUT

>>18282566
"Hey, he's a murderous fuck with no sense of honor."

Then toss him at the girls

>>18282566
WRESTLING PRACTICE

THE WATER MAKES IT SAFER

>>18282566

keep kicking his ass

>>18282566
FIGHTER DUEL
MORTAL KOMBAT
NANANANA NANANANA NANANA
NANANANA NANANANA NANANA

>>18282566
>Kick him in the crotch
>Walk out door
"Ladies"

>>18282573
How delightfully trollerific. We must even it out though... after that find the most shocked lass in the room and give her a smooch too.

>>18282566
Ignore witches, continue with killing the chute popping asshole.

>>18282566
Drop that asshole. Say to the audience, "Sup?"

>>18282566
Ignore the witches, proceed to make Caldwell's face a bloody pulp

>>18282566
Give no fucks about having an audience, continue dunking Caldwell's head under the water.

>>18282566
no homo

>>18282566
Beat the shit out of him.

Grab Caldwell, then German suplex him into the water, and to safety. Then swim for your life.

>>18282566
"ANRH YOU LIKE THAT"

KEEP BEATING THE SNOT OUT OF HIM!

HIS SKULL SHALL PLEASE KHORNE

>>18281649
I would say Male Bonding but this guy's an asshole, "WELL? DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME"

kiss him.
ALWAYS THE SOLUTION

>>18282573
>>18282604
Either of these, but whichever we do, after we're done we need to stand up and walk right past them all, towel off and leave.

>>18282566
Pause for a moment.
Then knee him in the balls.

>>18282566
"It's not what it looks like! I'm trying to kill him."

>>18282566
Look up at them.

"This cockbite liked to strafe witches after they were downed during the war. Want to join in on the beatdown?"

The fuck? Meant to link latest post.

>>18282631
Nah man, we need to be the bigger man. And then proceed to break his nose.

>>18282573
>>18282628
>>18282629
Trolling them is more important than beating him up. We can do that later.

>>18282566
"TAKE IT, BITCH."

Ignore and keep punching.

>>18282635
>>18282624
All of my links are going astray tonight. :<

>>18282566
"Ano... MC-san, if you keep holding his head under the water, he'll drown!"

"Miyafuji! That's a wonderful idea! I'm glad you thought of it."

>>18282566

What do? We make a mess out of him, wash the blood off, step out full Ahnold mode and make some comment about him not being worth licking an enlisted's boot.

really what is the difference between shooting a bailed pilot in a plane and the grunts shooting him on the ground i dont get why you all are butthurt about it

>>18282566
Throw caldwell at the door

>>18282652
your lack of punctuation betrays you, foul beast!

GERMAN SUPLEX

>>18282566
...Should we give a fuck?

>>18282566
"I know they canceled the Olympics, but if I want to bring home the gold in wrestling once we have them again, I'd better start practicing now."

If they ask about the baths, we say "you DO know what the ancient Greeks wore for Olympic wrestling, right?" Given the ages of the Witches and the fact that the last Olympiad would have been in 1936, they might not have been old enough to care last time and thus might not know that modern wrestlers actually do wear clothes.

>>18282652
Realistically, it's just a higher value target, but there's also something in the one of the conventions about it being a war crime. Just politicians trying to make war civilized.

>>18282661
hey i have no time or need for punctuation i got through school not using it so i think im fine

>>18282566
Fuck this, he's lost his wake time privileges. Knock him the fuck out.

Make a goddamn epic spectacle out of how hard you whoop this asshole. If the girls get wet over it, well then all the better.

>>18282661
Are you that one guy who keeps trying to call people out as samefags and claiming only one person in the whole quest disagrees with you?

>>18282566
"This douche strafed downed witches"
Then we fucking throw him into the mob and go back to bathing.

Kick Caldwell in the nads and leave him with the pleasant thought that if he pulls ANY shit like that again, if he EVER sets one toe out of line, we will personally end him.

And then we grab a towel and leave.

>>18282566
Charge a viewing fee.

>>18282652
Convention of the Hague on Aerial Combat.

When a pilot has bailed out of his aircraft, he is considered a non-combatant. He isn't an infantryman; he's only dangerous behind the controls of his plane. So any time you waste killing HIM is time best spent trying to take down the OTHER planes that are still fighting.

Also, on a MAJOR practical note, if you start popping the chutes of enemy pilots, they start popping YOURS. Courtesy of the Skies, motherfucker, do you understand it?

>>18282566
He should be in the fucking hague, this is literally the shit why we have all the god damn rules of war, fuck even with his skill he is a god damn war criminal, and not even repentant, fuck.

I would suggest planting a nade in his plane, but the cost of a plane isn't working killing an asshole.

>>18282670
pretty much im all for no chem weapons but some things just shouldn't and cant be followed

Well, this is pretty gay, isn't it?

Oh well. First things first.

"NO HOMO," you roar as you continue struggling with Caldwell. "NO HOMO!"

"RAPE!" Caldwell shouts with unholy glee. "RAAAAPE!"

You spare a glance at the Witches. They're all watching with RAPT attention, and Eila, well, she looks like she's witnessing the Second Coming of Christ.

"What's all this shit then?" a gruff male voice asks from the dressing room.

"SIR I AM KICKING THE ASS OF A MURDERHATE SCUMFUCKER!" you shout, adding the honorific to cover your bases. You dare not look up at the newcomer lest Caldwell slip away and pin YOU while you're distracted.

"RAPE!" Caldwell cries again, not one to pass up an oppertunity.

"What... in the fuck is..."

"NO! HOMO!" you SCREAM, and shove Caldwell's lying fucking mouth under the water.

"Well well well..." the new guy says. You spare a glance up, and see Pappy Boyington with a towel wrapped 'round him, looking down at you smugly.

"So much for the NAVY being gay," he says with a wicked smirk, and then enters the baths.

>>18282687
To be fair, he strafed EVERYONE.

>>18282705
NEW CHALLENGER

>>18282652

>moe event offered
>KEEP HITTING HIM, FUCK

woah /tg/. so violent.

"This cockbite liked to strafe witches after they were downed during the war. Want to join in on the beatdown?"

I bet he even thinks it's cool when he can shoot at people who can't shoot back. Asshole.

>>18282705
>>18282705
Pappy you glorious bastard

>>18282713
^

>>18282691
Ha, beaten like eggs, I had to read that shit, its the same reason why our medevac choppers are unarmed, because it could lead to nasty issues if idiots use medevac choppers as a way to disguise troop movements.

Literally he said "hai i commit war crimes, sup," as an American officer he is literally obligated to bring him to justice oh my god I'm so enraged.

>>18282694
SOP is you use a smoke grenade first.

>>18282705
Ah god damn it

>>18282687

This, but without the throwing him to the witches part. Just continue beating the shit out of him ourselves.

No kissing, please.

Not sure what I want to do about this. On one hand, he's a war criminal. On the other, he saved our ass.

I'd say let him get away this time, but if he gets caught again we're not covering for him.

>>18282691
im not i the skies though, and even with chute popping pilots would still be safer than grunts

>>18282705

"Care to help? It's buisness rather than pleasure, but I'm sure you know how to ream an asshole."

>>18282698

Why shouldn't it? He's pretty much useless by this point. It's like shooting an unarmed enemy that can't even struggle with you.

>>18282705
Are the witches dressed?

Except caldwell wasn't strafing a bailed pilot it was a damaged witch BIG DIFFERENCE

>>18282705

Man, Elia needs to get laid. We should help her with that.

By hooking helping her and Sanya hook up.

Give no fucks, just continue the beatdown.

>>18282691
>if you start popping the chutes of enemy pilots, they start popping YOURS
That is sort of the point of wars. You shoot them, they shoot you.

>>18282721
>shooting at downed pilots/combatants
>war crime

>>18282705
I warned you guys. I told you guys to emasculate him, instead of letting ti happen to us again.
I TOLD YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT SAILORS

Oh, and uh, also tell Boyington to suck every penis under the rainbow.

>>18282705
Pappy gives not a fuck (that bastard)

>>18282727
This seems reasonable. He did help us out, after all.

>>18282736

Downed witch? Downed pilot?

They're the same thing in terms of the war.

They both were combat threats behind their machine; A downed witch isn't any more of a threat than any other crew that got dropped out of their flyer.

Don't give me bullshit about magic... If the witch went down, that means she's a half minute from keeling over from exhaustion.

>>18282731
oh god

>>18282745

what?

it is. right there in black and white.

>>18282733
I don't care, let's bounce the lot of them into the water.

>and Eila, well, she looks like she's witnessing the Second Coming of Christ

fucking

slut

>>18282705
Caldwell doesn't get to walk away from this. He gets carried away.

>>18282779
This would work too. Just run up there and start chucking them in.

>>18282744

You shoot combatants. Shooting downed pilots isn't really shooting a combatant because well...he can't fight. It's like finishing off a wounded soldier who can't struggle any more.

>>18282732
like say shooting a pilot down over their lines, they can be easily debriefed and in a new plane the next day and looking for you. tes lets just let them get away

>>18282772
>BUENO.JPG

>>18282731
DO IT

>>18282769
Then there's the whole thing with it being... you know... a teenage girl

>>18282798

Planes cost a lot of money. There are more pilots than planes iirc.

>>18282798
Just because you don't like the fact something is illegal doesn't mean other people will agree with you.

I don't really know what Caldwell's damage is, but given what a force multiplier witches are, it'd be like ... I don't know, having a shot at Skorzeny or Gnome!Rommel and not taking it.

Is he a murderous asshole? Yes. Would I have taken that shot in his place? Probably not. Can I see where he's coming from? Yep.

>>18282813
Other way around. Pilot training is expensive. Both japan and germany ran out of pilots before planes.

>>18282823
So fucking what? He's saying it's a stupid rule, and I agree. If you don't, then fine, but don't try to make anything more out of that.

>>18282798

So we should be raiding military hospitals to keep the wounded from becoming combatants again?

Or should we be shooting at schools to take care of the recruits before they can pick up rifles?

>>18282731
Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Three way , totaly not homo, naked brawl.
Meanwhile the witches will be dieing of excessive nosebleeds.

>>18282810
dude what are you sexist? during ww2 there were people enlisting and getting drafted especially in germany as young as 12-13

>>18282813
Actually that's almost never true, multiple planes are churned out of production lines every day during times of war, pilots on the other hand take months of training and die quite often in aerial combat due to either impact or fire or explosion.

This leads to a surplus of planes.

>>18282798
Hey dipshit, you realize if we throw out all the rules of war, there is no longer any moral superiority, and no one can condem people like say Kony and his child rape army (god that sounds like a fucking video game villain), or the various ethnic cleansing incidents in Southeast Europe in the 90s, for a minor example, ugh, I don't think you realize how serious these rules are. Without them, the only protection from absolute and utter devastation is.. gone, at the very least, and we loose what is left of our humanity.

Your terrible opinion leads to idiot staff sncos thinking it is fun and dandy to piss on Taliban corpses or burn Korans!

>>18282837
Probably not, because there are probably far better targets available, and by the time we run out of those we probably won't need to keep fighting them. That said, nothing in theory from preventing doing that. If we're fighting them at all, we must believe that they need to be stopped at any cost.

>>18282835
thank you.

>>18282705

And then Caldwell kicks you in the nads.

He doesn't get you square, mostly on the thigh, but it's enough to make you retreat into deeper water. Caldwell explodes from the depths with a savage, waterlogged roar, and the Witches gasp with awe.

"GEDDOUT YA DAMN SPARKLE FANTASTIC BINTS!" he gargles at them, and such is the fury of his wrath that they scatter to the four winds like leaves before a gale.

Then he turns to you. "You miserable pile of slop, you've ten seconds to explain yourself before I kick yer ass good and proper."

"You," you say, pointing to him, "are a cowardly, murdering fuck. You kill men under their chutes. You're fucking scum. So come and get some, if you think you're hard enough." You drop into a fighting stance, and this time your hands form fists.

Caldwell's chin drops, and he glares at you from under his brows. "Hard enough? Hard. Enough?"

"You heard me, fucker."

"What the fuck would you know about hard, you simpering little shit?" There's something dark and cold in his tone, enough to keep you from rushing him then and there. "I wasn't in North Africa a month when I watched my best friend get machine-gunned under his parachute by a Jerry."

You blink.

"The Krauts painted their air-sea rescue planes bright happy white with red crosses on 'em, and the Brits thought they made splendid targets. They didn't apologize for it, either. Said they didn't want the German pilots back in the air to have another go at 'em. I never heard Churchill apologize for it. He didn't give a fuck if they died in the water, if the alternative was 'em in a 109 gunning for London again. How long have you even been in theater?"

"Five months," you say, quieter this time, but you don't put down your fists.

>>18282705
>so much for the NAVY being gay

"A Marine admitting that when squids ask his beloved Corps to jump, it asks 'how high?' on the way up?"

Seriously, we must never let him forget his admission that the Marines are just part of the Navy, and not the most important part either.

>>18282705
Guys... I think we've "straight"ened Eila out.

>Poor Sanya?

>>18282863
Well, then bring him in here and I'll kick his goddamn ass too.

>>18282856
yeah that whole war crime thing is sure helping the people in syria OH WAIT


OH

FUCKING

WAIT

>>18282858

Well, save the rules of war. Which, as a soldier, this guy was bound to uphold.

>>18282856
Or, you know, we could just choose not to be dicks. And as >>18282858 said, doing that sort of stuff generally isn't tactically sound. It's only when we're facing an enemy of equal strength or close that decisions like this even come up. It's not as simple as you make it out to be.

>>18282731
+1

snarky and practical.

>>18282875
No, it just means she's a fujoshi.

>>18282863
"Then fuck Churchill, and FUCK YOU!"

>>18282863
"I never asked for this"

>>18282856
im not saying piss on the dead they are dead so move on, or completely throw out the rules. i just saying just trim out some of them

>>18282731
THIS.

>>18282863
>Churchil
I could rant on him, because churchil is a fucking asshole who literally wanted world war 3, wanted AMERICAN lives to die for his god damned war. Fuck Churchill, he saved England, but fuck him for trying to get America to fight for England's Empirre.

At best, he's an asshole for trying to continue the cycle of illegality, at worst he's literally saying "Well, warcrimes are AOK."

Also, the age argument is bullshit, because they are both fucking veterans of a horrible and bloody planetary invasion. literally i only see the worst cancer pull the "I've done 19 deployments, you have only done 3," and not to this level.

>>18282863

cockroaches gonna cockroach

>>18282863

So he fought monsters and decided to join them in the end?

Now gentlemen, getting rid of him isn't about pride or honor.

It's about putting down a rabid dog.

>>18282895

>>18282897

Like the ones about prisoners of war and non-combatants? Do you also approve shooting unarmed medics?

Seconding the "fuck you both" angle

>>18282863
>Focus our energy into a blade! Minna says we can do that, and then we can stab him.

>>18282863
"Grow up, asshole. Bad shit happening doesn't justify your repeating it."

>>18282875
Sanya is there with her! They're both getting off on this!

>>18282863
It sucks that there's assholes in this fight, but you're only making things worse."

>>18282863
>>18282863
So you opted to make yourself as bad as that german machine gunner.

How would your buddy have thought about that, sinking so low on his behalf

>>18282915
What are you, a freshman fucking sociology major? Don't be a retard, this has been discussed above.

>>18282924

Blade?

If we wanna try to sparkle, I want to hit him so hard his CO feels it.

>>18282902
He used gas in Africa. Said:
"I do not understand this squeamishness about the use of gas. We have definitely adopted the position at the Peace Conference of arguing in favour of the retention of gas as a permanent method of warfare. It is sheer affectation to lacerate a man with the poisonous fragment of a bursting shell and to boggle at making his eyes water by means of lachrymatory gas. I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes. The moral effect should be so good that the loss of life should be reduced to a minimum. It is not necessary to use only the most deadly gasses: gasses can be used which cause great inconvenience and would spread a lively terror and yet would leave no serious permanent effects on most of those affected."

And he wanted to use it in WW2
http://globalresearch.ca/articles/CHU407A.html

>>18282863
No excuses. A war criminal is a war criminal regardless of his motivations.

>>18282863

"All you've known is Martians, then," Caldwell says. "Well take your knight-of-the-air bullshit and ram it up your fucking ass, Yank. We're using machine-guns on other people. We're fucking killers, is what we are. Always have been. They call me 'Killer' Caldwell." The Aussie spits the word with disgust. "Because I'd strafe Afrika Corps troops and trucks after missions, instead of taking the bullets home. Was that murder? Was that killing? Was it fair?"

"... its-"

"OF COURSE IT WAS MURDER!" Caldwell screams, his face turning red. "It's all murder. Fucking murder. You ever unload fifty-caliber bullets into a 109? What do you think those do? Punch right through that lightweight airframe and right through the fucking pilot. What you think those 20mm cannons 'd do to YOUR ship, asshole? Lets see how fucking knightly you are when some Kraut's riddled you with eight-millimeter bullets and you're bleeding from a couple wounds. Lets see if you're in the mood to be chivalrous or if you're trying to kill the motherfucker. I never shot anybody coming down behind our lines. They're already a POW. Behind enemy lines, well, he lost. That's the price of losing in war. So don't tell me infantrymen are valid targets but a pilot on the ground ain't. They're both helpless. It's still war."

>well um er.
>WAT SAY/DO?

>>18282894
Fuck him and fuck you!

>>18282929
>>18282935
>>18282938
>>18282946
If that's what it takes to beat them, and if they really need to be beaten...

>>18282933
>dat gif

>>18282939
Why aren't you screaming at me, someone actually in the Navy who understands the big deal behind war crimes, oh wait, you are literally a random HURR MURDER KILL THEM ALL, poster who doesn't realize the big reasons behind all these conventions.

>>18282902
>>18282945

Not to mention bombing the shit out of the French fleet when they surrendered to Germany and never apologizing for it, despite the fact that French said they would never let the Germans use their ships for combat.

>>18282951
"...Got a point, actually."

We need to find something handy in the bath that can be conceivably called a "machine", and use it on him.

Two wrongs don't make a right.
"So because somebody else did it first that makes it okay? If someone jumped off a bridge you'd go next? Be the bigger fucking man and do the right thing you pussy."

Fuck that shit. We're not Bene Gesserit enough to gargle barbarism, and neither is most of the whole world.

>>18282951
....FUCK he does have a point!

>>18282958

I could watch it for hours.

>>18282951
You are a war criminal, and a murderer. This job has rules for a damn reason, because by that logic, Hitler should have put gas and viruses, and ended England with his V weapons and bombers.

If you cannot uphold the oath and promises of an officer.. then you don't deserve to wear that uniform or be a pilot.

>>18282951
>SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MARTIAN

Fuck him and fuck his HRRRR HARD MAN HARD CHOICES shit. If he wants to make the bodies dance fine, he doesn't get the moral high stand for it.

>>18282951

"You are a twisted man, and every time you pull that trigger on parachutes, you pull it with that same fucking asshole who shot your wingmen."

>>18282915
as long as they are under your control pows are fine, and depending on the situation such as a non com ohh say watching you position and giving the enemy intel id say shoot em, and what unarmed medics even when they had the big white and red cross medics at least carried a pistol

>>18282987
Seconding this.
We have the Hague Conventions and the rules of war.

>>18282990
>SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MARTIAN

Hey, I like this line.

>>18282951
"FUCK."

"THAT."

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

>>18282963
The French also said the Germans would never get beyond the Maginot Line.

>>18282987
Thirded.

>>18282990
"Spoken like a true martian"
OH MAN

As a person, I agree. As the MC...I don't think I can. I don't have his military perspective.

>>18282963
...i could talk about the horrors of poison gas, if you want to know the worst ways to die, gas is top 10 by far, with only a few viruses and bacterial agents beating it.

literally sometimes I have to remind myself that people are good or else I would just become a hermit.

>>18282990
I think we should say this. Maintaining a constant level of troll is required, we must not be fazed by some faggot who justifies his actions with bullshit.

>>18282959
You've been slightly more reasonable than that moron, but you're a bit of an idiot yourself. You are literally a tripfag HURR IT'S HONORABLE WHEN WE KILL THEM POLITELY armchair general.

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MARTIAN!!!1!1!!one!1!!eleven

how can you wimps be the same people who play x-com

>>18282951
"People like you are the ones who murder children and call it bravery. I ashamed to be on the same side as you. I'm ashamed to be the same spices as you."

>>18282990
>>18283008
And then Caldwell was a neuroi

>Hartmann pic in 5,4...

>>18283027
And what would we have done if we won? The US couldn't have governed the Soviet Union.

>>18283010
Yeah, except a couple years later when the Germans tried to press the remaining French ships into service, the French crews stuck to their word and scuttled every last one, even after knowing Churchill didn't trust them for shit.

>>18282991
>>18282991
>>18282991
This one.

We don't actually know how far Hitler got before aliums ate him. Let's please not Godwin this argument.

>>18282951
"You're a psychopath. Have fun with that."
Then we go back to our bath.

And help Krautwitch kill the fuck out of him later.

>>18283030
In his defense, shooting at someone because you can is terrible. No one is guiltless in war, but you shouldn't aim to be a faggot about it.

>>18282951
A war crime is a war crime. Now shelve that shit and do your fucking job. And if you EVER so much as raise a FINGER to a member of my unit, you're done.

No, I won't kill you. But I swear to God you will wish I had.

>>18283035
Now that's a bit strong.

Personally I fall into the "dead men cant shoot" group
But I can see both sides
it aint black and white

>>18282951
"We have to do enough terrible shit in war already without adding even more terrible shit on top. So frankly, I'd rather not waste my time making those other sorry fuckers a tiny bit more miserable.

Oh, and there's a big difference between a fuckload of infantrymen pointing at you with guns when you come in to strafe them and one lone downed pilot with a revolver and a prayer."

>>18283033
Aliums neither signed nor abide by Hague or Geneva. In fact, they commit deliberate, terrible atrocities upon any survivors they capture.

Under Westphalian rules, that leaves us pretty much free to return the favor; even then, though, I can imagine that we have limits that they don't.

>>18283020
like i said the gas laws are fine but some things like special rules are bullshit, its combat and a squd wouldnt know

>>18283035
That's a bad read of Caldwell. He might as easily say the same thing about MC.

Let's just walk away. Someone was looking for us earlier, and we have other people to talk to.

>>18283027
Fairly well, actually.

Christ. Don't agree with him - that ain't us, never will be, we'll die or not one of these days as luck and Gnome skill wills it but we won't sink to that level.

But how can we be a moralistic little bitch to this guy, who's seen all this shit? Did we see our best friend gunned down in the chute? Fuck no.

Just say something like, 'Maybe I don't deserve to judge you. But you and I know it was murder, so what else is there to be said? We'll kill the aliums together, and when they're dead... well, we'll see.'

>>18283035
ok thats going to far even for this asshole

>>18283027
we could not have won a third world war.
Literally we did not have the long term resources to sustain a multi front war. Russia would have invaded Japan, and forced the pacafic assets alone to take massive potential losses. The human toll on the Eastern front would have annhilated germany, and even with our nuclear weapons, it would have annhilated poland, potentially moscow if this war was taken to its logical point.

Hell, the United States nearly had a coup at one point thanks to FDR, I highly doubt that an untested Truman could convince the united states to take this fight onwards.

We were exhausted, and for good reason.

I'm sorry but I fundementally disagree with you on this point, because the annihilation of Germany and Poland to stop Russia is.. a cost that is not worth American lives.

>>18282951
Shooting a man under his chute is just killing a helpless target, no better than purposefully killing a civilian, and if you're worried about him getting up in the air to attack again then you have just proven yourself an inferior pilot.

You should have learned to fly well enough to protect yourself and everyone around you without needing to resort to goddamn murder.

>Oh, and there's a big difference between a fuckload of infantrymen pointing at you with guns when you come in to strafe them and one lone downed pilot with a revolver and a prayer."

yeah the difference is you'll be missing more


that's about it

>>18283084
>if you're worried about him getting up in the air to attack again then you have just proven yourself an inferior pilot
That's fucking retarded.

>>18283090

You never heard of the golden BB have you?

Infantry are armed to fight.
Pilots are armed to survive.

>>18283077
I like this.

>>18283084
It's all fucking murder, you twat.

>>18282991
This works about as well as anything we can say here so it has my vote. It might even get him thinking, and who knows what happens then?

>>18282991
We're probably not doing much better than this, honestly.

>>18283027
Seconded.

Britain went to war to defend Poland. Nice job there, guys.
And Stalin raped, pillaged, and oppressed half of Europe using American jeeps, trucks, and radios.

It's hard to second-guess some of the decisions, because nobody at the time knew if Stalin would lose altogether or cut some kind of deal with Hitler if we didn't help him, and our public tends to get tired of wars after ~3 years of fighting.

>>18283108
The difference is this fucker enjoys it.

>>18283027
There's also the little detail that the Red Army would have raped the shit out of us for at least a month or two before they ran out of steam. Plus we still had Japan to deal with, and we didn't know that they'd fold after two nukes and August Storm hit.

We'd have "won", eventually, but it would have looked a whole lot like the end of WWI, except now the angry country we're never going to be willing to garrison or put enough effort into enforcing harsh peace terms on is fucking Russia.

>>18283077
Yeah, this works.

>>18283083
It was mostly this until the USSR developed MAD with us. Then it was the end of the species that compelled us not to start shit with each other.

This is also the reason that the next BIG WAR WILL be the last. All it takes to end the world is a single point of misinterpreted data at that point to kill erryone.

>>18283121
Who, Caldwell? I don't think so.

We fly with a whole corps who have experienced atrocities like that, his friend must be really happy to see him break down like that.

>>18283125

its actually gotten down to a single missle commander deciding that the computers were probably bugging *at least* once.

sleep soundly~

>>18283121
yes that's where i draw the line, i don't like some of the laws of war but enjoying killing is just fucked

>>18283133
Then why is he bragging about it?

>>18283143
What? I think you're completely missing his point. Try reading it again.

>>18283140
At least you aren't a potential resident of a boomer, knowing that at any time, your boat could end civilization as you know it!

>>18283142
Who cares if someone enjoys it? If they're playing by the rules, leave them be. Hell, they'll probably be more effective.

>>18283119
Better than what the Nazis had in store if they won.

Dear god, was it ever better than what the Nazis had planned for Europe, especially everything to their east. We're talking Year Zero shit here.

>>18282951

"SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MARTIAN!"

Then German suplex.

>>18283027

the numbers wouldnt figure. and by the time thy would the russkies had nukes too.

and was the coldwar even that bad? cause in my history book it looks like a protracted period of relative peace even if there were a few bits that tingle the shoulder blades.

>>18283140
Oh trust me ive read ALL about the 1983 incident. Stanislav is a goddamn savior of the world the likes of which you only see in fairy tales to me.
And no i DO NOT sleepy soundly at night.

>>18283143
He's not.
He's pointing out that "Yeah, its fucked up. Did i like it? hell no. But if i did it, would that mean some guys on my side would get to go home at the end of the war? maybe. War is hell."

>>18283163
But what if they're not playing by the rules like Caldwell. That's where the issue comes in, they're more likely to break those rules.

>>18283169
Admittedly I only lived through the tail end, but I don't want to go back.

>>18283171
How about that Colonel who had been given authorization to fire during the Cuban Missile Crisis? That and Operation Solaris, and shit.

GUYS! QUEST THREAD! BOUNCE!

>>18282951
>>18282991
"SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MARTIAN"