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STRIKE WITCHES: NEON SAMURAI planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)22:36 No.18387292

You look down at the bright neon glowing reflective safety belt in your hands.

You look up at Chuck Yeager.

"I just stuff 'em in a locker," Yeager admits.

"... how many?"

"How many did they bring to the base?" Chuck replies with a straight face.

You contemplate the belt again, and after some deliberation, you tie it around your head.

"I... am the neon sam-ur-AI!" you declare, striking a hokey stance.

Chuck considers this, then follows suit. "YOU OFFEND GREAT SKYMASTER!"

"YOU ARE DISHONORABORRR," you reply, and the two of you stalk off, Neon Samurais on the warpath.

A little further along the outer castle grounds, you encounter a gaggle of Marine aviators. They've recently been ambushed, and they're all marveling over belts of their own.

"WESTERN DEVILS!" you exclaim, pointing at them. "WE DO BATTLE!"

The Marines look at you, and promptly tie their belts around their heads. Marines and Army Air Corps are ancient foes, but today a greater evil stalks the land - THE BRASS HOLES.

Together, your band of NEON SAMURAI stalk the land.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:37 No.18387310 File: 1332211035.jpg-(99 KB, 1109x720, AW SHIT NIGGAA.jpg) GRORIOUS DISPRAY!!! GROOOOORIOUS

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:42 No.18387378 >>18387292 fuck yes

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:42 No.18387379 >>18387292 MARINEBROS ACQUIRED. BRIT WANKER BOUNCE IN PROGRESS.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:42 No.18387380 File: 1332211356.jpg-(56 KB, 300x333, 1328153639911.jpg) >>18387292 >MY FUCKING SIDES Those marines are ok. For now.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:43 No.18387385 File: 1332211380.gif-(1.9 MB, 450x301, Fuck yeah.gif)

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:43 No.18387386 >>18387292 Everyone is getting trolled. Everyone.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)22:43 No.18387390 >>18387292 WE WILL SHOW THOSE DISHONOURABLE DOGS WHAT IT IS TO DO BATTLE WITH THE NEON SAMURAAIIIIIIIII

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:43 No.18387391 File: 1332211415.jpg-(28 KB, 600x409, 105108-demotivation_super.jpg) Epic samurai are epic.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:43 No.18387392 YES! YES! Let's go find some unsuspecting fools to trounce. And then we find Sakamoto and challenge her to single combat. In which we hit her with POCKET SAND!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:43 No.18387397 File: 1332211434.gif-(1.5 MB, 350x219, 1331773706012.gif) >>18387292 Marine bros, acquired. Look out Witches...

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:43 No.18387398 >>18387292 SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:44 No.18387401 /c/ folder guy here. Taking the dive into a few gigs of mostly unsorted images. I'll start postin' 'em when I find 'em.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/19/12(Mon)22:45 No.18387419 File: 1332211515.jpg-(47 KB, 520x447, I RIKE DAT.jpg) CHALLENGE LEADERSHIP TO HONOURABLE DUEL ONLY PIG WOULD REFUSE

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:45 No.18387420 File: 1332211515.png-(252 KB, 1280x720, 93964d0bcf7105b677a3e58f4572c7(...).png) >>18387292 Oh boy. Not sure if Sakamoto will slap our shit or go along with it...

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:45 No.18387421 >time to find Sakamoto and Miyafuji

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:45 No.18387422 DIS IS A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY AND UNACCEPTABOO, SO DEY DING DONG BANNU

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:45 No.18387424 File: 1332211533.jpg-(196 KB, 704x396, 1331682168909.jpg) >>18387292 NEON SAMURAI! WE SHALL MAKE BRASSHOLES RUE DAY WE GOT HEADBANDS!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:45 No.18387427 >>18387401 If it's not too big of an issue, can you wait until the end of the threads? It's kinda nice to use reaction images and shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:45 No.18387429 File: 1332211550.jpg-(32 KB, 286x400, 1190169807331.jpg) just wait till Mio sees us.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:46 No.18387432 >>18387420 Probably both.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:46 No.18387433 >>18387422 END OF DA RINE --------------RINE ENDS HERE------- AFTER DA RINE, DING DONG BANU

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:46 No.18387435 On a related note, we've gotta see who won the match between Robin and Frosteski.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:46 No.18387437 >>18387420 Slap our shit? For trolling the brass? She'll wear one herself!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:46 No.18387438 File: 1332211584.png-(1.29 MB, 1280x900, 1327467441717.png) >>18387292 GRORRIOUS DISPRAY!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:47 No.18387446 Has the latest one been archived? I can't find it in sup/tg/.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:47 No.18387451 File: 1332211642.png-(1001 KB, 967x1200, 1261128335325.png) Posting it before the other guy does~ Only going to do the two page introduction.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)22:48 No.18387465
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>>18387292

Your horde of warriors stomps the castle grounds. You go swarming over the place, past the shooting range, through the shot-up grassy courtyard where the final battle of the Raid took place, where scientists still swarm over the Martian submarine-ship, and finally into the Castle proper once again. Through side hallways and byways your crew stumbles across more Marines in various states of sobriety, and soon your band is twenty-strong, all of you grim and quiet as you dash about with bright neon belts tied around your heads.

You enter the castles cavernous lobby, and there, in the middle of the room, with press men setting up microphones, is Leigh-Malleroy. He looks up, and some folded notes gently fall from his hand.

You and Chuck waver for a second, but the Marines don't hesitate. He's a British RAF officer; he may as well be fucking Marine anti-matter.

"GORJIAAAA!" one of the neon samurai declare.

"GORJIIIAAA!" the rest roar in unison, and the pack disintegrates, Marines leaping and diving like proper ninjas all around the room as they flee - right through the forming press conference.

"ORDER! ODER, I SAHY!" Malleroy roars in his crisp English accent. You see two SAS men standing nominal guard exchange wearly looks, break out wicked grins, and relocate their own belts to their heads.

In one corner you espy Bader and Caldwell. They've their backs to the wall, and they're looking confused.

>Give them belts
>SETTLE SOME OLD SCORES

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:48 No.18387467 File: 1332211739.png-(1.1 MB, 967x1200, 1261136134629.png) >>18387451 yep.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:49 No.18387475 >>18387465 Belts, we had our bout with Caldwell and Baders a pretty cool guy

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:49 No.18387476 rets get racist!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)22:49 No.18387479 >>18387465 GIVE THEM BELTS! Today, we are comrades. We can sour the mood later.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:50 No.18387483 >>18387465 It ends today.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:50 No.18387485 >>18387465 >give them belts MOMENT OF TRUTH, ASSHOLES

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:50 No.18387486 >>18387465 Give belts. ALL SHALL SEE GRORY OF NEON SAMURAI!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:50 No.18387488 >>18387465 Belts The helped cover our asses in the last battle. That earns them a reprieve. This once.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)22:50 No.18387490 >>18387465 >SAS acquired Failure is no longer possible

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:50 No.18387492 >>18387465 BELTS.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:50 No.18387495 >>18387465 Give them belts, today all the junior officers and enlisted are united against the brass.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:50 No.18387496 File: 1332211855.jpg-(293 KB, 972x1200, 1216011247105.jpg) >>18387427 Well, I'd consider it, but >>18387451 there just gone done riled me up. >reaction images Consider using your words as an alternative.

>>	USES OF REFLECTIVE BELTS Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:51 No.18387499 This time, FOOOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIORS. Next time, red armbands and goose-stepping.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:51 No.18387500 >>18387465 recruit!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:51 No.18387506 File: 1332211888.gif-(114 KB, 550x400, 1295581764693.gif) >>18387465 Take a mic. "Minna, I love you!"

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:51 No.18387507 Fuck me, this is turning into a goddamn WAAAAAGH AND IT IS GRORIOUS!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:51 No.18387510 Belts for everyone!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:52 No.18387515 >>18387465 It's the common man versus the establishment. IN UNITY LIES STRENGTH. Give em some belts! Also, the more people who have belts, the less likely we are to be individually punished.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:52 No.18387518 File: 1332211944.png-(10 KB, 160x160, 1312840862630.png) >>18387506

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:52 No.18387523 >>18387465 We should wave to the cameras. "Hi mom!"

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:52 No.18387525 File: 1332211973.jpg-(703 KB, 1000x600, b490f2028e8301e16a3e0ef0ec4083(...).jpg) >>18387465 Suddenly, Engineer ninjas

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:53 No.18387528 File: 1332211991.gif-(2.2 MB, 337x268, 1289010886908.gif) >>18387506

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:53 No.18387529 >>18387465 BELTS, I SAH.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:53 No.18387530 File: 1332212002.jpg-(279 KB, 970x1200, 1216015113821.jpg) >>18387496 2/12 Man, I have less of these than I thought.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:53 No.18387535 >>18387465 Offer them belts. If they accept, they are our battle-brothers. If not, give them the opportunity to take the honorable way out. If they don't do that either, then unleash the fucking fury.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:53 No.18387536 >>18387496 >Fuck is the foundation of marine language My sides

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:54 No.18387549 >>18387536 Its funny because it's true.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:55 No.18387553 File: 1332212107.jpg-(322 KB, 969x1200, 1216015293851.jpg) >>18387530 3/12 >ears >tail >shorts Now I'm curious. Is this older than Strike Witches or no?

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/19/12(Mon)22:55 No.18387560 File: 1332212131.jpg-(113 KB, 530x750, EVEN FRUIT WANTS ME DEAD.jpg) BELTS AND ZIPPERAN FOR ALL

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:55 No.18387561 >>18387506 Imagine if we did take a mic though. What would we say? My money is on Smalltime. Saying this directly to the face of this jackass would be comedy gold. INB4 Desk Job Quest

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:55 No.18387564 >>18387553 Older than the series, maybe, but not the concept of mecha musume itself I'd say.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:55 No.18387565 File: 1332212141.jpg-(7 KB, 200x200, 1328584601001.jpg) >>18387465 >"GORJIAAAA!" goddamnitsomuch morre anachronism! this quest is basically ruined for me now.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:55 No.18387567 >>18387465 >Give them belts Caldwell gets a pass. Just this once. Bader needs to see that the Big Wing just doesn't work. Each of them is a fuck-up in one way or another, but they get one chance at redeeming themselves.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:56 No.18387572 File: 1332212172.jpg-(110 KB, 349x450, waaaagh.jpg) OI! YOU BOYZ ARE WIT ME NOW!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:56 No.18387579 >>18387565 What, you never watched "Flash Gordon and the Giant Lizard of Mongo"?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:57 No.18387580 File: 1332212223.png-(340 KB, 1600x1200, Bright_slap.png) >>18387565

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:57 No.18387581 File: 1332212239.jpg-(429 KB, 972x1200, 1216015654615.jpg) >>18387564 Ah, so I see. >>18387553 4/12 Was this line in FMJ? It's been too long since I last watched it.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:58 No.18387586 >>18387565 I was under the impression that was just gibberish they yelled out like "HOO-AH!" or something. What's so anachronistic about it?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:58 No.18387598 >>18387586 Japanese pronunciation of Godzilla in butchered English.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:59 No.18387601 >>18387586 its 'godzilla'

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:59 No.18387606 >>18387586 >GORJIAAAA Godzilla.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:59 No.18387609 >>18387586 >>18387598 >>18387601 which came out in 1954

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:59 No.18387611 >>18387581 Yeah, but the di didnt say it.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:00 No.18387613
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>>18387581
5/12
Am I supposed to be reading these left to right? They seem to make more sense that way.
Cripes, my former /c/itizenship has really worn away. I would've known the answer to that a few years ago.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:00 No.18387616 >>18387598 >>18387601 >>18387606 That would be "Gojira" you numbnuts.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:00 No.18387621 >>18387565 nofunallowed

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:00 No.18387623 >>18387465 TONIGHT MEN, WE FIGHT NOT AS NAVY FAGGOTS OR ARMY. TONIGHT, WE FIGHT AS ONE, FOR TOGETHER UNITED AS THE NEON SAMURAI, JUSTICE SHALL BE ON OUR SIDE. GIVE ME BELTS. OR GIVE ME DEATH.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:00 No.18387624 >>18387598 >>18387601 Incorrect, Godzilla is "Gojira" the marines are yelling "GORJIA" This however does not take into account the capability marines have for mangling speech.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:01 No.18387629 now we are BIG BOSS!

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)23:01 No.18387632
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You glare at the two English-y men. Caldwell is Evil and Bader is a Big Wing faggot, and BOTH of them hail from a service that gives their borrowed US fighters FRUITY FUCKING NAMES, but today, you are all NEON SAMURAI.

"AH! NOBLE MEN!" you exclaim, rushing over to them. You hand them a few extra belts. "TODAY NEON SAMURAI BOUNCE HATED BRASSHOLES!"

Bader and Caldwell exchange glances.

"HAI!" they say together, donning their belts. Together, you rush back through the dissolving press conference, baseball-sliding under camera tripods and leaping over couches. Power cables are being torn free of their tape anchors, and the entire procession has become a massive clusterfuck.

"YOU! YOU FUCKING YANKS!" Malleroy is shouting.

"HERE BOMB! FUK U!" one Marine declares, and nails the fucking head of RAF Fighter Command with a water balloon.

You decide it's time to get the fuck out of dodge.

>We could go find Minna... or let her find us.
>Miyafuji!
>OH SHIT WHERE'S ROBIN
>Didn't we have something else to do?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:01 No.18387634 >>18387613 Seems it is left to right, I guess it's supposed to be western-ish?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:02 No.18387640 >>18387629 no we need an eye patch first

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:02 No.18387642 File: 1332212526.png-(63 KB, 168x202, what the hell do you have agai(...).png) >>18387616 Fuck'em, if they want one little phrase to drive them away, they don't deserve fun.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:02 No.18387645 File: 1332212532.jpg-(370 KB, 969x1200, 1216015747752.jpg) >>18387611 I figured that much. It's probably once they're in Vietnam. >>18387613 6/12 Definitely one of my favorite lines from FMJ.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)23:02 No.18387649 >>18387632 Oh shit where's robin?

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/19/12(Mon)23:02 No.18387650 File: 1332212545.jpg-(22 KB, 640x480, I was born to see this.jpg) >>18387292 >>18387465 Oh god my siiiiideessss....

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:02 No.18387652 >>18387632 Oh shit, where's Robin.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:02 No.18387655 >>18387632 >Oh shit where's Robin Followed by >SHOW OFF SUPERIOR BOUNCE TO GRORIOUS WING COMMANDER

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:02 No.18387656 >>18387632 >Miyafuji! we are getting our jap on.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)23:02 No.18387659 >>18387632 Robin, then Minna, then Fuji.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387662 >>18387632 MIYAFUJI.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387663 >>18387632 >MEEYAFOOGEE We need to give her and Lucchini something for their OUTSTANDING BOUNCE.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387664 >HERE BOMB! FUK U! MY FUCKING SIDES!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387666 >>18387632 >SAKABROTO AND YOSHIKA

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387669 >>18387632 OH SHIT WHERE'S ROBIN Don't tell us she's off doing a better job seducing witches than we do. Or do, whatever. :3

>>	Major Airlift 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387672 File: 1332212605.jpg-(57 KB, 463x341, 1331962940007.jpg) >>18387632 >OH SHIT WHERE'S ROBIN We should go make sure her fight with Cupcake didn't turn into a makeout session.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387673 >>18387632 >Something else to do That something was finding Minna and getting her off her bounce high.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387678 File: 1332212613.jpg-(29 KB, 654x566, 1250464037877.jpg) mee yaa foo geeeeee

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387680 File: 1332212624.jpg-(39 KB, 597x527, FE1.jpg) >OH SHIT WHERE'S ROBIN

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:03 No.18387681 >>18387632 Find either Robin or Miyafuji, and then find the other one.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:04 No.18387685 >>18387632 >Find Meeyafoojee, MAKE HER NEON SAMURAI >Then Robin and Cupcakeski, BECAUSE. >Then Minna >THEN WE BOUNCE SEAN

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:04 No.18387686 >>18387632 Find minna

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:04 No.18387687 >Didn't we have something else to do? I think we forgot to check the plane

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:04 No.18387695 we really should get miyafuli and robin together. little sister party.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:04 No.18387696 >>18387687 We should probably take it for a test flight.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:04 No.18387699
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>>18387632
I think we need to check up on Lynette and our nose art.
Barring that, Miyafuji.
>>18387634
Makes sense. It is teaching English, after all.
>>18387645
7/12
Eh, we've already gone over this line.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:05 No.18387702 >>18387687 And discuss Sean's gnomeness with him, but that can wait.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:05 No.18387704 >>18387632 OH SHIT WHERES ROBIN

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:05 No.18387705 >>18387632 Robin. God only knows how many Witches and others we need to smack by now for hitting on her.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:05 No.18387706 >>18387681 >>18387695 This. >>18387687 >>18387696 This afterward. Maybe we could take Robin up with us.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:05 No.18387707 >>18387632 >OH SHIT WHERE'S ROBIN But afterwards, we need to find Minna.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:05 No.18387711

>>18387506
As much as I would've liked to include Sakabroto in this, we gotta get outta here before MPs arrive.

Quick check on Robin to see if she's alright, then let's go find Minna. Running around like a loon is fun, but nobody should spend their birthday alone.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:05 No.18387713 >>18387632 Find our sis-bro and give her a belt. She will share in our triumphs. Then we find Minna, and see how many shits she makes Robin flip.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:06 No.18387717 >We could go find Minna... or let her find us. Our sister can beat the everloving shit out of her problems, We need to find Birthday girl.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:06 No.18387718 File: 1332212787.gif-(1.15 MB, 345x200, 1323758368828.gif) >>18387632 >Miyafuji! We must be horornorbble

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:06 No.18387722 >>18387632 Let's finally have some time with minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:07 No.18387724 MUST FIND MEEYAFOOJEE. And Mio, if possible

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:07 No.18387725 File: 1332212823.gif-(1.03 MB, 300x169, bdc855adb4a723abda0f23e8aa3d27(...).gif) >>18387632 >Miyafuji! Also, might be worth to check if Robin is done with mangling Krupinski's corpse.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:07 No.18387727 WE'RE FORGETTING IT'S MINNAS BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKS

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:07 No.18387728 Oh fuck. GAIS, WAITASEC. >Introduce Robin to Chris >Robin is to Chris as MC is to Miyafuji >INVINCIBLE LITTLE SISTER TAG TEAM TROLLS

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:07 No.18387731 File: 1332212854.jpg-(260 KB, 969x1200, 1216016150224.jpg) Now, my knowledge of Strike Witches is very limited, but wasn't there an octopus or something? Or am I getting mixed up? >>18387699 8/12 Eh, this one's just for looks.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:07 No.18387734 >>18387632 Let Minna find us. We are now in the appropriate mood for a showdown.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)23:07 No.18387739 File: 1332212866.jpg-(59 KB, 388x296, trollbro.jpg) >>18387565

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:07 No.18387741 File: 1332212869.jpg-(48 KB, 305x425, robin.jpg) find a robin. give it to robin.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:07 No.18387743 Minna could be the general our samuri army needs with her battle sense we could move unseen and strike when least expected

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:08 No.18387751 ROBIN. She came all the way over here and she's only staying for a limited time. Or at least that's what she wants us to think.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:09 No.18387755 >>18387706 Might be fun to take her for a go in it, but knowing our luck we'd probably end up facing another dreadnaught.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:09 No.18387757 File: 1332212971.jpg-(46 KB, 500x411, pair of boobies.jpg) >>18387741 Then we give these to Miyafuji.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:09 No.18387762 File: 1332212979.jpg-(153 KB, 600x672, 1328672464356.jpg) >>18387743 NEON SHOGUN MINNA I...I think im in love.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:09 No.18387763 >>18387739 "Your tears. Gib dem to me."

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:09 No.18387765 >Minna organizing squad of witches >We organized squad of reflector samurai >meet in the courtyard >MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:09 No.18387770 >>18387632 Let's get our sis and our adopted sis togeather, then find Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:09 No.18387771 >>18387705 It's okay brah, Robin can handle herself. BUT FIRST, MEEYAFOOJEE NEEDS TO BE NEON SAMURAI

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:09 No.18387772 File: 1332212997.jpg-(114 KB, 640x480, PqS84w1332215955.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:09 No.18387775 File: 1332212999.jpg-(392 KB, 975x1200, 1216016278353.jpg) >>18387731 9/12 Mm mm mm, delicious toture.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/19/12(Mon)23:10 No.18387776 >>18387632 Myyy siiidees... I'm dying.... Anyways, recruiting time! Robin, Miyafooji, whoever else, perhaps Minna? CO support and all...

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:10 No.18387778 File: 1332213022.jpg-(115 KB, 600x600, 21761106_m.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:11 No.18387788 File: 1332213073.jpg-(381 KB, 610x800, 1320706991056.jpg) >>18387767 >Caster

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:11 No.18387790 Gotta find Robin, we can't proudly show her off to everyone in the base if we don't have her with us.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:11 No.18387791 File: 1332213095.jpg-(342 KB, 966x1200, 1216016342675.jpg) >>18387775 10/12 A nice little revisit of this line. Now with definitions!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:12 No.18387798 File: 1332213160.png-(1.74 MB, 1967x1200, 1261363783746.png) >>18387699 >not posting translated pages. y u do this? ;_;

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/19/12(Mon)23:12 No.18387802 File: 1332213179.png-(291 KB, 400x600, too small.png) >>18387788 WHOOPS CAN'T SHOW THAT ON A CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:13 No.18387803

>>18387727

no, its just it seems no one else cares right now. dont get so mad its not like you minnafags usually have trouble putting votes up on the board. these things ebb and flow.

besides theres a whole island of interesting characters here you dont need ALL THE SCREENTIME.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:13 No.18387804 File: 1332213191.gif-(1.39 MB, 320x180, day9[1].gif) >>18387778

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:13 No.18387815 File: 1332213235.jpg-(293 KB, 964x1200, 1216016565588.jpg) >>18387791 11/12 All right, ride's almost over. Gonna end this with my favorite page.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:14 No.18387818 File: 1332213281.jpg-(48 KB, 224x257, Even now there is hope for man.jpg) MFW this thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:16 No.18387849 File: 1332213403.jpg-(393 KB, 973x1200, 1216016642708.jpg) >>18387798 Because I don't have 'em. >>18387815 12/12 If you're Santa, stay away from Marines.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:17 No.18387853 >>18387803 Id say a lot of us care.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:17 No.18387860 File: 1332213453.jpg-(19 KB, 170x236, noheroesleftinman.jpg) >>18387818

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:18 No.18387868 File: 1332213482.jpg-(191 KB, 700x525, FUCK THE POLICE.jpg) >>18387853 LOLOLOLOLOL AIN'T NO CAKE FOR DA CAKE-BITCH

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:18 No.18387874 >>18387860 Bullshit, there's MC.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:18 No.18387876 >>18387853 Don't look that way. Besides, the best present we can give her, apart from the pants, is to let her have some fun bouncing right now. As soon as we show up it's gonna get serious. Just give her some time to herself.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:19 No.18387888 >>18387876 This, and I'm a Minna fan too.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:19 No.18387892 What is this "bouncing" you keep mentioning? I am sort of new and not understanding

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:19 No.18387896 >>18387892 Ambushing people.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:20 No.18387905

>>18387876
NOT IF WE MAKE HER NEON SHOGUN

I mean, shit, we just ruined the press conference of the man who threatened to have her removed from command, and then wormed his way into the running of her unit for his own political gain.

We tell her about this, we will literally make her day, especially if we give her a belt.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:20 No.18387906 >>18387892 Code for TROLLING HARD

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:20 No.18387910 >>18387892 The ultimate display of dominance and superiority.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:20 No.18387912 >>18387876 Agreed. She's having a lot of fun right now. When we show up, we're dragging an emotional anchor that could hold the Yamato in place. Let her have her fun. It's her birthday after all. She can be Minna without the Commander part for a while.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:20 No.18387913 >>18387896 I see. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:20 No.18387918 >>18387892 Aviation Ambush Usually done by diving out of the sky just above a target and ripping them apart before they realize what the fuck just happened

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:21 No.18387921

>>18387853

i dunno, looks like a washout to me at the moment. couse, theres only a very few people who do preference voting for the whole list. might be lots who care almost enough to vote against sister shenanigans.

but Robins hot shit right now for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:21 No.18387927 >>18387905 Unless, y'know, we just ruined her life by screwing with the guy that can, well, ruin her life.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:21 No.18387933 File: 1332213709.jpg-(92 KB, 500x335, How Horrifying.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:21 No.18387935 >>18387912 Besides, we still have all afternoon and most of the evening left to bake her a cake.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/19/12(Mon)23:22 No.18387939 File: 1332213739.jpg-(351 KB, 1200x1790, LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE.jpg) Since we got onto the topic of US armed forces crossovers

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:22 No.18387942 >>18387927 He's stuck on this island with a lot of people who don't like him and there is a war on. Even he has the sense to exercise caution here.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:22 No.18387944 >>18387912 We should find Miyafugy and have her deliver that on our behalf, so shit doesn't even try to get serious.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:22 No.18387946 >>18387680 Ok, what the shit is this from?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:22 No.18387947 >>18387927 If he tries to send her on a suicide mission, the entire damn squadron is going. And we won't just Survive, oh hell no. We will literally kick the shit out of everything

>>	Major Airlift 03/19/12(Mon)23:22 No.18387950 File: 1332213775.png-(353 KB, 469x700, 1329522226828.png) >>18387933

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:22 No.18387951 >>18387935 >Pilot. Baking Those two words do not go together

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:22 No.18387952 >>18387921 >but Robins hot shit right now for whatever reason. Do you not have a little sister or something? There's an extremely good reason.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:23 No.18387954 >>18387939 who are they soaping

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:23 No.18387959 >>18387912 Then why cant we have some fun with her? To show her that we still can togeather.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:23 No.18387965 >>18387632 >MIYAFUJI We must conscript HONORABRE FUSO WITCHES to NEON SAMURAI ARMY. also, >"HERE BOMB! FUK U!" one Marine declares, and nails the fucking head of RAF Fighter Command with a water balloon. I fucking lost it.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:24 No.18387972 >>18387959 You mean how she's bounced us twice today? She's been goofing off with us off and on.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:24 No.18387973 >>18387954 Lynette. She get's to play Private Pyle for a story in that book. Comes this close to finishing the deal on Mio.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:24 No.18387974 >>18387954 Lynette. It's a very unpleasant doujin.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:24 No.18387977 >>18387921 Robin just showed up, so of course people are going to want to do stuff with her. >>18387959 Dude, we never have togeather with Minna. Not once.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/19/12(Mon)23:24 No.18387982 File: 1332213879.jpg-(250 KB, 1200x1760, FULL METAL JACKET.jpg) >>18387954 Lynette

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:24 No.18387985 >>18387939 Are...are they giving Lynette a blanket party?

>>	Tofu 03/19/12(Mon)23:24 No.18387988 >>18387950 Ahahaha, fucking lost it.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:24 No.18387989
File: 1332213897.png-(214 KB, 444x414, GTFO.png)

>>18387939
>that comic
Was completely fucked up.
>>18387954
Lynne, because she is somewhat inept. Seems unnecessarily cruel, considering how much of a complete fuckup you have to be to soap. I went through basic with a guy who was genuinely retarded and not once did we soap him.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:25 No.18387991 >>18387951 Oh, I'm sure that most of the real work will be done by Meeyafoogee, once she catches us making a mess of HER kitchen...

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:25 No.18387994 >>18387982 >that scene :<

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:25 No.18387996 File: 1332213934.jpg-(397 KB, 1274x1900, 022.jpg) >>18387939 >Not translated Babby mode.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:25 No.18387999 >>18387982 Oh god what

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/19/12(Mon)23:25 No.18388001 File: 1332213946.jpg-(380 KB, 1200x1754, oh shit nigga.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:26 No.18388010 >>18387982 >Fifty Five Caliber >Full >Metal >Jacket

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:26 No.18388012 >>18387991 I'd rather not, MC likes her, and doesn't want to be murdered by her.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:26 No.18388014 File: 1332213971.png-(672 KB, 828x711, oh my god.png) >>18387982 Oh god.... Oh god

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:26 No.18388018 File: 1332213990.jpg-(448 KB, 1300x1900, 032.jpg) >>18388001 SHAMEFURRU DISPRAY.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)23:26 No.18388029
File: 1332214013.jpg-(5 KB, 150x180, CHOO CHOO.jpg)

So you get the fuck out of there. After sprinting down several halls and tripping an MP, you manage to escape into the quieter wings of the castle.

"That... was... fucking... amazing," Chuck says between gasps.

"Not quite as pyrotechnically amusing as throwing a handful of .50 caliber shells into an iron stove, but yeah, we're getting there," you reply after you recover.

"Now what?"

"We find my sister," you tell him, "before she finds Miafuji or Luuchini."

"What's the rush? Aren't those two pretty tame by local standards?"

"Usually," you say. "But they seem to have..."

"... caught the bounce bug," Chuck finishes. "Like Minna. What the fuck is up with that, anyway?"

"Dunno," you reply. "She stole my pants, then my glasses, then she went around bouncing people."

Chuck raises an eyebrow. "What? Even you?"

"Even me. She popped out of my own closet and nailed me in the head with a salami."

"AND I WILL AGAIN!" Minna screams, and your pants are ripped off your waist.

Thinking swiftly, you kick your shoes off and hop out of your pants before they can entangle your ankles. Spinning swiftly, you bring your hands above your head and intercept Minna's new weapon - a bratwurst, this time - with your palms.

"BAD MOVE! YOU RUSE!" you snarl, and twist your hands to wrench the bratwurst out of her hands. Minna's got your aviators on still, but the primal BounceRage in her eyes is clear through the shades.

>RANGED STRATEGY?
>CORNER-SHOOTING?
>GO TO GROUND?
>BREAKDANCE-FIGHTING?
>THE EXQUISITE ART OF THE NEON BAND?
>OTHER?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:27 No.18388033 >>18387982 I think she'd have to stand on the toilet to get the muzzle under her chin.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:27 No.18388041 File: 1332214047.jpg-(45 KB, 400x360, 1329437438111.jpg) >>18388018 >my stomach is churning.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:27 No.18388043 >>18388029 NEON BAND! NEON BAND!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)23:27 No.18388046 >>18388029 THE ART OF THE NEON BAND

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:28 No.18388047 >>18388029 >NEON BAND AND NOW, SMALLTIME, BEHOLD OUR FLAWLESS SECRET TECHNIQUE

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:28 No.18388049 >>18388029 neon band

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:28 No.18388054 >>18388029 NEON BRAND GO!

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:28 No.18388056

>>18387989
I honestly think blanket parties are one of those rumors people keep going even through they never really happen anymore.

I mean, can you imagine the fallout from that shit? Every DS would be getting his ass reamed, and all the recruits would be fucked to hell and back.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:28 No.18388058 >>18388029 EXQUISITE ART OF THE NEON BAND! By which I mean say "happy birthday" to throw her off balance

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)23:28 No.18388062 >>18388029 NEON BAND THE UNCOUTH RUFFIAN WHO ACOSTS THE NEON SAMURAI

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:28 No.18388063 >>18388029 >NEON BAND >ALL GLORREI TO HONARABURU NEON SHOGUN

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388064 File: 1332214141.jpg-(39 KB, 500x375, 133160282592.jpg) >>18388029 plant = MC

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388065 >>18388029 >NEON BAND GRORIOUS SHOGUN! WE FORRISH SAMURAI WARRIORS NEED YOUR AID FOR HUNTING THE DREAD BRASSHOLES!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388066 >>18388029 RUN AWAY We'll continue this battle on our terms.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388070 >>18388029 None of those options actually say much about what they mean. I'm going to go with >THE EXQUISITE ART OF THE NEON BAND

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388071 >>18388029 NEON BANDUUUU!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388073 >>18388029 NEON BAND

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388074 >>18388056 The "Rumor" is enough to keep people from being shitheads at times.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388075 NEON BIRTHDAY

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388077 >BREAKDANCE-FIGHTING? OH HELL YEAH

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388079 >>18388029 REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC SNAKE!

>>	Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388080 >>18388029 We have the advantage of experience in a close-range bounce. Stay close-in, try to get her pants off, if we can do that we might have a chance... Also, we should yell "Happy Birthday!" as we counter-pants her.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388081 >>18388029 Slap the shit out of her until she starts acting like an adult. It worked great when she started angsting.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388082 >THE EXQUISITE ART OF THE NEON BAND? Give chuck time to make his escape. We go down as a hero

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388086 >>18388029 >THE EXQUISITE ART OF THE NEON BAND? We've already "caught" her "blade". Wish I could find that old Love Hina image where the turtle catches the katana...

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:29 No.18388087 File: 1332214199.jpg-(86 KB, 428x510, 1331095367490.jpg) >>18388029 OH FUCK! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:30 No.18388088 >>18388029 Neon band of course.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:30 No.18388089 >>18388056 The recruits simply don't talk about them when they happen, the instructors know, because they are given crazy amounts of training, and know what to look for in most situations.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:30 No.18388090 >>18388029 NEONBAND. ALWAYS THE NEONBAND

>>	Tofu 03/19/12(Mon)23:30 No.18388094 >>18387292 Looks like it's NEON BAND for popular vote. Can we somehow use our WAY OF THE SAMURAI HONOR-SASH to whip Minna?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:30 No.18388097 >>18388029 TACKLE.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:30 No.18388098 >>18388074 At times, perhaps. Really though, like a wall to wall counseling, the people who you'd generally use this shit on wouldn't be fixed by it, they'd just be even more fucked up.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:30 No.18388101 >>18388056 I dunno, a buddy of mine tells me that when he was in basic there were a few of those. But he's more fond of telling the story where he was the only not chump in the barracks.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:31 No.18388103 >>18388029 WE GOT A WINGMAN! USE HIM!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:31 No.18388105 >>18388029 We can win in hand to hand, unless she cheats. And if she does, we can just grab her tail.

>>	Major Airlift 03/19/12(Mon)23:31 No.18388108 File: 1332214286.jpg-(87 KB, 500x415, 1331771774942.jpg) >>18388029 >THE EXQUISITE ART OF THE NEON BAND? There is only one option!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:31 No.18388118 defeat her and turn her to our cause?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:32 No.18388121 File: 1332214325.jpg-(246 KB, 961x1400, 033.jpg) >>18388018 Never thought you'd see your happy-go-lucky fanservice anime would go this way, did you?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:32 No.18388127 >>18388089 It'd be pretty fucking hard to hide. Hell, when I went through basic, we had a DS through the bay pretty much every 30-60 minutes. Even if you were fast enough to get that shit done, there's no way the guy would pass undetected from the DS.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:32 No.18388128 NEON SHOGUN HISSATSU OUGI SANJO!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:32 No.18388129 >>18388121 No, but I always kinda hoped.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:33 No.18388139 >FMP + SW FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU. Jesus Christ, just when I'd forgotten that thing existed too.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:33 No.18388140 File: 1332214419.jpg-(26 KB, 375x437, FE3.jpg) >>18388029 >THE EXQUISITE ART OF THE NEON BAND

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:34 No.18388147

>>18388127
Huh... never had that, even in the early stages, we had a DS on every floor, but they didn't wander around except when he didn't hear anything in the hallway (meaning that the firewatch wasn't doing any work, or they were cleaning in the bathroom), and then he'd prowl around.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:34 No.18388154 >>18388029 >The exquisite art of the neon band The way of the bounce is inscrutable, my foolish apprentice. You are but a hatchling, lively and laughable.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:34 No.18388155 File: 1332214496.gif-(721 KB, 446x251, Whatswrongwithyou.gif) >>18388139 Agreed...

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:35 No.18388162 File: 1332214524.jpg-(158 KB, 600x903, FUTUREMAN 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.jpg) >>18388029 >NEON BAND >THEN DANCEFIGHT SHE JUST AIN'T PARTY ENOUGH TO TAKE US ON

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:36 No.18388176

>>18388101
Everyone, and I do mean everyone, makes shit up about their basic. Trust me.

Those fuckers who talk about how when they went through basic the DSs could hit people? Bullshit.

The guys who always talk about shit like that happening? Generally bullshitting, or just embellishing beyond belief.

Shit like that is just a story holdover from the old army, where half of it was criminals and the other half might as well been criminals. Those guys, they worked that way, because it was what they understood.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:37 No.18388183 >>18388140 God damn it, where are these from?

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:37 No.18388190 MAYDAY, MAYDAY! DO NOT HEADBAND MINNA! ABORT MISSION! The headband will mark her as being party to Mallory's surprise bounce! All the shit will land on her head and you can kiss that Happy Birthday goodbye!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:37 No.18388192 File: 1332214670.gif-(1.75 MB, 320x180, 1330047984916.gif) >>18388001 >>18387996 >>18387982

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:38 No.18388199

>>18388176
>Those fuckers who talk about how when they went through basic the DSs could hit people? Bullshit.
Unless they are old.

>Shit like that is just a story holdover from the old army, where half of it was criminals and the other half might as well been criminals. Those guys, they worked that way, because it was what they understood.
I dearly wish someone had warned me of this before going in, I could have saved myself a shitload of grief.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:38 No.18388200 >>18387680 YOU AGAIN IF YOU HAVE THE IMAGE, LINK THE GODDAMN SITE, I CANT FIND IT

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:39 No.18388204 >>18388190 Headband? We tie her up with it... Then she goes to Mallory and blames his presence for inciting a mob.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:40 No.18388215 >>18388183

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:40 No.18388219 >>18388204 No, no, no. She blames it on the Marines. They'll only be too happy to take the 'fall'.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:40 No.18388221 File: 1332214838.jpg-(34 KB, 640x360, kekkiaku dooril.jpg) >>18388190

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)23:41 No.18388226
File: 1332214863.jpg-(123 KB, 715x560, fuck this shit panda.jpg)

It's on now. She had you disoriented earlier, but now you are NEON SAMURAI, AVENGER OF BOUNCED PILOTS. Minna manages to wrench her bratwurst out of your hands and she's coming down with an overhead blow when you whip your neon belt off your head and stretch it out, blocking the meaty blow. Then you criss-cross your hands, wrapping the belt around the sausage, and rip it out of Minna's hands.

"FREE OF CONFINING PANTSU, I TAKE YOU DOWN!" you say haughtily. Minna slams her palms into your chest, sending you stumbling back a few feet. You use the distance to snap the belt taught before you, held between your hands as you adopt a ready stance.

"WARRIOR OF NEON BELTSU NEVER SURRENDER TO KRAT!" you declare. "CUM AT MI BRU!"

Minna charges, her arms crossed in front of her to form a mobile battering ram. She's strong, but she's still an 18 year old girl and your beefy male body should absorb the impact well -

- except she just bounces off you, goes rolling along the floor and comes up with her bratwurst again.

"ATCHUNG MOTHERFUCKER!" Minna howls, and the battle recommences.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:41 No.18388230

>>18388190
You foolish fool. We are not giving her a headband: we are using our flawlessly transmitted divine art of the tactical safety bandana to defeat her in the most glorious and beautiful manner possible.

BEHOLD! THE ELEGANCE! THE SIMPLICITY! THE POWER! OUR FOES WILL WEEP FOR SHAME AS THEY COMPARE THEIR STYLE TO OUR OWN AND FIND IT MEANINGLESS!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:42 No.18388237 >>18388226 Now! Engage in BREAKDANCE.

NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/19/12(Mon)23:42 No.18388242

>>18388176
Training Time Outs, the serious issue way back when I was an E3 (STA 21 is glorious), was people dying in boot. It happens, the goal is to make it zero, but it does happen. They have a card that limits the PT they make recruits do though!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:42 No.18388243 >>18388226 SO IT BEGINS THE GREAT BATTLE OF OUR TIME

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:42 No.18388247 >>18388226 Should we be scared yet?

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:42 No.18388250

Yeah, don't convert her, but she needs to be tackled and brought back to order. As great as bouncing Minna might be there is so much brass on the base right now you might lose a important CO and have her replaced with a witch more in line with the brass's thinking.

Get her shit back in order even if you have to kiss her to do it. Huehuehuehuehue.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:44 No.18388266 >>18388242 Don't you just get a few that have some fraility that you didn't pick up in the physical and break?

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)23:44 No.18388270 >>18388226 MORTAL KOMBAT!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:44 No.18388271 >>18388242 I always assumed that shit was a rumor. I was a tanker, probably the most spoiled combat MOS in the Army, and we didn't get any shit like that. Not that I would have used it anyway, too prideful.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:44 No.18388273 >>18388250 THIS.

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/19/12(Mon)23:45 No.18388281 >>18388266 That happens on both sides, a sub guy became an instructor because he had his shoulder split, shit happens, hell, I learned my heart was semi shit because of NAVY MEDICAL.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:45 No.18388290 >>18388226 Chuck is still there isn't he? Call in our wingman for backup!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)23:45 No.18388293 File: 1332215144.jpg-(43 KB, 600x410, ha-haman.jpg) HA! HA! TIME FOR WRESTLESEX!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:46 No.18388306 >>18388226 >>18388290 I think we can take heron our own, but he could certainly chime in with the obligatory long meat jokes.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:46 No.18388317 File: 1332215212.png-(97 KB, 285x285, 1327448374735.png) >>18388226 >meanwhile, Chuck's face

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:47 No.18388321 >>18388290 If he's got any measure of common sense in him he's NOPE'd the fuck out of dodge already.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:47 No.18388324

>>18388226
YOUR BOUNCE IS INADEQUATE! BEHOLD, THE ARTISTIC AND FLAWLESS TECHNIQUE PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS THROUGH THE MC FAMILY!

And give her a light kiss on the forehead. Or hogtie her with the safety belt and set her down somewhere out-of the way so we can explain that if she keeps acting crazy those brassholes are going to dick around with our unit composition. Your choice.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:47 No.18388332 File: 1332215267.jpg-(421 KB, 3000x2400, HOPE RIDES ALONE.jpg) >>18388226 >breakdance nao IT'S CAPOEIRA TIME BITCHES

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:48 No.18388335 >>18388290 THIS IS OUR FIGHT. WE CREATED THIS MONSTER, WE TAKE IT DOWN.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:48 No.18388339 >>18388317 "She's the one who thinks I'm her dead boyfriend reincarnate."

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:49 No.18388352 >>18388250 >>18388324 The brass ain't gonna do shit, couldn't get anything done if they tried, and who cares if they did.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:49 No.18388353 File: 1332215351.jpg-(210 KB, 703x463, 1330308741074.jpg) >>18388339 WE ARE BOYFRIEND JESUS

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/19/12(Mon)23:49 No.18388355 File: 1332215358.jpg-(95 KB, 600x460, I'll mongle your cock.jpg) There will be no survivor end of rine

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:49 No.18388360 Guys, uh... unless we picked up pants somewhere along the way that I forgot... we're going commando this fight...

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:49 No.18388361 >>18388339 Thinks? We're more or less the MKII to her. It's not a case of "Thinks".

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:49 No.18388363 File: 1332215387.png-(626 KB, 1600x1200, a match made in space pirate h(...).png) >>18388324 Or we team up and put the fear of bounce into our enemies.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:49 No.18388366

>>18388266
No, those are called "profiles", which I only recall because I broke both of my legs (both tibia and fibula, all the way through) in basic. Though it was only a hairline fracture, so I kept going.

I wanted to know that the pain wasn't in my damn head, so I bugged the medics until they got me checked, and lo I had to talk my Master Sergeant out of re-cycling my ass, because I didn't want to be there over Christmas break.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:50 No.18388373 File: 1332215414.jpg-(324 KB, 496x490, IT'S MURDERIN TIME.jpg) >>18388226 OH BOY, HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:50 No.18388381 >>18388360 Worry not, we picked up pants in the previous thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:50 No.18388382 >>18388360 We had pants. We grabbed them from our flight bag

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:50 No.18388383 >>18388360 We did, yes. She's not keeping this pair, though. We'll run out at this rate.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)23:51 No.18388391
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>>18388226

Minna's hand flashes at your face, and as her light jab connects with your jaw you realize she's shifted from "bounce" to "roughhouse" in about two-tenths of a second.

Bitch don't know about your NEON MODO.

"SUPER RAVE TECHNIQUE!" you roar, and drop to the floor, then start undulating towards Minna like a flopping fish.

She tilts her head sideways to stare at you, and while she's still wondering what the fuck you're doing, you leg-sweep her. She lands hard, but manages to land her ass right on the small of your back. You hear your spine pop as a few kins are forcibly straightened out.

"FUCK!" you shout involuntarily. Through watering eyes you see Chuck standing to one side, helpless with laughter. "CHUCK!"

"ROP PRIVATE DROOL? DIZONORABURRL! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!" Chuck cries out, then collapses with laughter.

Fucking prick.

Minna flips over and lays on your back, trying to get you in an arm-lock, but you fling your belt over your head, do the cross-trick again, and haul her forward off you by her neck. She gags and grabs at the belt, but you manage to roll away and whip it out of her hands.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:52 No.18388406 >>18388391 Rub her ears now!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:53 No.18388416 >>18388391 Someone's going to walk in, the question is who.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:53 No.18388418 >>18388391 Goddamn, we are going to need MEEYAFOOGEE to heal our fucking spine by the end of this if it doesn't end up completely shattered.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:53 No.18388420 >>18388391 tug her tail!! pants her!! cope a feel!!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:54 No.18388422 >>18388391 Yeah, this is going to end in an extremely compromising position and/or smouldering sexual tension.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:54 No.18388424 File: 1332215648.jpg-(158 KB, 800x525, 1329889222377.jpg) >>18388391

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:54 No.18388428 >>18388418 We can have her look at it later, when we introduce her to Robin.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:54 No.18388430 Shout "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Then drop your boxers and shimmy.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:54 No.18388431 File: 1332215686.jpg-(103 KB, 1408x792, Minna rapeface.jpg) >>18388420 Someone here wants to die

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:55 No.18388435 >>18388140 >>18387680 DAMMIT YOU I'M TALKING TO YOU GIVE ME THE LIIIIIINK

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:55 No.18388436 pin her. pull her pants off and start fucking her right there. she needs it.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:55 No.18388438 File: 1332215727.jpg-(48 KB, 600x674, 1329019086867.jpg) >>18388391 I like where this is going.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:55 No.18388442

>>18387939
I don't think we need to rain on her parade. All the witches are off-duty until their magic regens anyways. All combat is being handled by mundane forces.

She's obviously playing considering she bounced off us (no magic applied) so don't hit her too hard. Just enough to sting.

If we start getting beaten, take the band off our head and DUAL WIELD!

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:55 No.18388443 >>18388183 SomethingAwful. Only they have LOVING instead of FUCKING and GENTLY CARESS instead of FUCK. It's a wordfilter.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:55 No.18388447 >>18388391 Start rubbing her belly until we find the spot that makes one of her legs kick.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:56 No.18388450 >>18388435 It's here, you blind bat. >>18388215

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:56 No.18388451 >>18388406 Going with this as the most innocent and most adorable answer.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:56 No.18388452 >>18388420 >>18388436 Recapture our pants! She's got two pair of them now.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:56 No.18388455 >>18388435 check >>18388215 email.

Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:56 No.18388459

>>18388391
>>18388416
And our excuse will be

"Well, we wanted to see just how safe these new safety belts are. And I must say, while I am not disappointed in the quality of their construction, I find it odd that belts would be issued to a unit where the majority of the combatants lack pants."

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:56 No.18388462 File: 1332215819.gif-(159 KB, 320x210, It's time.gif) >>18388406

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:57 No.18388464 >>18388443 I believe the filter goes away if you become a Goon, though. Can't quite bring myself to do it, since the Let's Play subforum is about the only part of the site I visit.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:57 No.18388469 Incoming NO HOMO

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:57 No.18388476 >>18388451 >>18388452 Do both.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)23:58 No.18388484
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>>18388391

"STICK THIS IN YER PIPE AND SMOKE IT, YANK!" Minna roars, and bull-rushes you. You try to block with your belt, but she cleverly hooks her foot behind your heel and pulls your foot forward as she shoves your shoulders.

Lighting zaps up your spine as your poor tailbone hits the stone floor for the forth time today, and you look up to see Minna standing over you with your belt.

You leap to your feet without using your hands. "Aha," you say somberly. "Your Kung-Fu is strong. BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!?"

Then you fling a pocketful of sand at her face.

Minna ducks the spray expertly, but the second lost lets you rush in, forearms held before you in a classic boxer's stance. She whips your neon belt out and uses your own trick to catch them, but you just spin, reeling in the belt like a fishing reel and pulling Minna against you. You go to trip her, but she just wraps the free ends of the belt behind your neck and swiftly knots them and then she

what

is

smell

all over you and its

why gravity is done and she's kissing you hard

enough thinking

...

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:58 No.18388489 File: 1332215913.jpg-(28 KB, 276x216, yui.jpg) >>18388469

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:58 No.18388491 Wow, what the hell did I miss? Last I saw we were dealing with a very species-confused cow. What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:58 No.18388492 >>18388455 >>18388450 >>18388443 Thanks. Sorry, cannot into emailfeild (I totally forgot it was a thing durp)

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:58 No.18388493 >>18388469 NO HETRO

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:59 No.18388504 Makeout with Minna and recover pants at the same time. Then ask her which present she liked best.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:59 No.18388505 >ATTACK HER WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE! Rub her ears, see if her leg starts shaking.

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:59 No.18388510 >>18388484 WELP

>>	Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)23:59 No.18388511 >>18388484 WELP. Official suggestion: ROLL WITH IT.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)23:59 No.18388513 I enjoy losing this fight.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)23:59 No.18388514 >>18388484 Saw that coming

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:00 No.18388516 >>18388484 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:00 No.18388518 File: 1332216013.jpg-(68 KB, 798x788, 1332062898225.jpg) >>18388484 Fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:00 No.18388519 >>18388484 RAPE WHISTLE

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/12(Tue)00:00 No.18388520 >>18388493 ALL THE HETERO

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:00 No.18388521 EROTIC ASPHYXIATION STRIKES AGAIN!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:00 No.18388524 >>18388484 well happy birthday to her I guess she got exactly what she was after, and tied up with a pretty ribbon no less.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:00 No.18388530 File: 1332216053.jpg-(60 KB, 1024x600, how does i make beta.jpg) >>18388484 >Chuck's face when

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388532 >>18388492 AWW DAMMIT PAGE NOT FOUND

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388533 File: 1332216064.gif-(666 KB, 340x256, 11bltfn.gif) >>18388484 > Then you fling a pocketful of sand at her face. ILU planefag. also, no thinking. just go with it.

Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388535

>>18388459
Pros:
Can be worn around head, serves as an improvised weapon in CQC, marginally improves visibility
Cons:
Will not function as a floatation device, won't stop a bullet, may snag when using heavy equipment, looks incredibly silly, dramatically decreases mental capacity of those wearing them

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388536 >>18388484 "Go for the tongue, Boo! Go for the tongue!"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388537 >>18388484 RAPE WHISTLE!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388538 >>18388484 ROLL WITH IT

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388540 File: 1332216095.jpg-(12 KB, 480x360, pocket sand.jpg) >>18388484 POCKET SAND

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388543 File: 1332216104.gif-(67 KB, 321x240, 1330651569287.gif) >Chuck's face

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388545 File: 1332216115.png-(48 KB, 356x316, 1327910576153.png) >>18388484 I am okay with this

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388546 >>18388484 In times like these, the only thing to do is COUNTERATTACK.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388547 File: 1332216118.jpg-(18 KB, 213x334, smoking.jpg) ........

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:01 No.18388548 >>18388484 inb4 Robin walks in looking for us

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:02 No.18388549 >>18388540 ha ha, beating you to it.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:02 No.18388550 >>18388484 Oh look, more erotic asphyxiation. Can none of these dames just ask politely?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:02 No.18388557 >>18388519 we lost the rape whistle a long time ago bro. the rape train has no brakes, and im not even sure i wanna stop it anymore...

>>	Major Airlift 03/20/12(Tue)00:02 No.18388561 File: 1332216146.png-(894 KB, 960x720, 1330725438659.png) >>18388484

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:02 No.18388564 >>18388484 >if I remember my moonrunes correctly: >"because she's 18" ...maybe we should find something more comfortable than the stone floor? And less public?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:02 No.18388567 File: 1332216171.jpg-(186 KB, 454x500, shitstorm a commin.jpg) this will end badly. also, [x] Trude [x] Erica [] Sanya [] Eila [x] Minna [] Sakamoto [] Miyafuji [] Shirley [] Lynette [] Lucchini [x] Perrine 4/11

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:02 No.18388568 >>18388536 YUUUUUUS

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:03 No.18388571 >>18388462 It just stops with her mouth open. I wait for it to loop around, but it never comes. It's like some kind of cockblock.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:03 No.18388572 File: 1332216183.jpg-(47 KB, 499x376, i cannot brain.jpg) >>18388484

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/20/12(Tue)00:03 No.18388573 File: 1332216187.jpg-(11 KB, 206x235, smoking 2.jpg) >>18388547 ..................

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:03 No.18388574 >EROTIC ASPHYXIATION careful boy, don't wanna overdo it

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:03 No.18388576 >>18388548 Ah, maybe she can save us!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:03 No.18388578 So uh I'm enjoying this thread but I don't really know what's going on Quick rundown of the setting/characters, if anyone would be so kind?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:03 No.18388581 File: 1332216226.jpg-(446 KB, 1263x1525, Legend of Galactic Homos.jpg) >>18388493 >What Would Reinhard Do?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:03 No.18388583 >>18388484 PLAAAAAAAAANEFAAAAAAAAAG THE WIDOW IS MC'S ONE TRUE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:04 No.18388588 >>18388573 >>18388547 THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE A TIMESKIP, FAGGOT. MAID QUEST DID PORN. IF YOU'RE GOING THAT WAY, YOU DO IT TOO. WHOLE HOG OR NONE.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:04 No.18388592 File: 1332216246.jpg-(169 KB, 1140x1071, tell me i was asking for it.jpg) >>18388519

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/20/12(Tue)00:04 No.18388593 So, pics of people smoking...because patton is watching?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:04 No.18388596 >>18388578 Hit the archives.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:04 No.18388597 File: 1332216271.png-(153 KB, 286x302, winkingcat.png) >>18388484 Aw yeah. Here we go.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:04 No.18388599 >>18388573 Someone's proud of themselves. Calling it quits early tonight?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:04 No.18388600 >>18388561 That's actually a pretty good approximation of what I believe each of their faces to be if all three were there.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:04 No.18388603 Oh crap BRACE YOURSELVES FOR NEXT TIME ON SWQ.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:04 No.18388606 >>18388578 Too much to speak of. Doubly so considering it's coming from a pre-existing universe that we fucked up 12 ways to sunday. hit suptg, enjoy yourself.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/20/12(Tue)00:05 No.18388608 File: 1332216308.png-(23 KB, 272x280, NEXT TIME.png) >>18388573 NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF THOSE JAPANESE ANIMES STRIKE WITCHES will return on THURSDAY, 7:00-7:30 PM EST/-4 GMT. BRING YOUR BAD IDEAS AND WAIFU TEARS.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:05 No.18388609 File: 1332216311.jpg-(819 KB, 1600x1304, d9f6f0f8c4ca8da1cce775c335a317(...).jpg) ALL THESE TRUDEFAG TEARS

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/20/12(Tue)00:05 No.18388610 >>18388561 I like how Erica is bugging the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:05 No.18388612 So is our room closer or is it Minna's?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:05 No.18388614 >>18388521 >>18388550 >>18388574 "Come on, Minna, Perrine already tried this one with me. If you're that interested you're really gonna have to step up your game."

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/20/12(Tue)00:05 No.18388615 File: 1332216326.png-(540 KB, 432x585, I like what I am reading.png) >>18388484 Hahahah! Finally! This should be interesting, if only to watch the possibility of rage.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:05 No.18388618 >>18388603 NO, DONT SAY THAT

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/20/12(Tue)00:05 No.18388620 >>18388583 There are two possibilities implied by that. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:05 No.18388623 >>18388578 http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20Witches

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388627 http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?f7m39l5bkq4h013 Here's the Alternate Religion doc, for those who want it.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388628 >>18388599 Ya know, that would be a good thing for me. Have lost too much sleep over the past month following SWQ. Also, I say roll with it or go for the ears if deployed

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388629 >>18388606 >>18388596 >>18388623 Alright, thanks. I'll go have fun with that now this one is over.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388630 File: 1332216379.jpg-(467 KB, 592x900, 1329885291279.jpg) >>18388608 I am okay with this

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388631 >>18388578 http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20Witches%20quest

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388633 File: 1332216383.jpg-(506 KB, 774x999, spoiler alert - he never asked(...).jpg) >>18388592 >tell me I was asking for it.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388635 >>18388608 THIS FUCKIN GUY

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388636 >>18388618 TOO LATE

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388637 File: 1332216389.jpg-(35 KB, 459x356, Maximum OverTroll.jpg) >>18388608 Oh god, just when I thought it couldn't get more trolltastic!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388642 >>18388608 YOU ARE FIVE ASSES, PLANEFAG. Presuming you don't write up what happens in the interim and post it to pastebin and include it next thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388644 >>18388608 thank you for running this Fap Angel, have a nice day at work tomorrow.

>>	Tofu 03/20/12(Tue)00:06 No.18388647 >>18388608 PLAAAANEFAAAAAAAG. See you thursday.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:07 No.18388652 File: 1332216443.png-(395 KB, 823x810, Minna hnnnnnng.png) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:07 No.18388657 File: 1332216464.png-(69 KB, 231x141, 0fucks.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:07 No.18388658 File: 1332216465.jpg-(14 KB, 221x224, achewood-beef-hee-hee.jpg) >>18388608 WELL PLAYED.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:08 No.18388663 >>18388608 Wait, THURSDAY?! SHIT, I'VE GOT TO GET STARTED ON "PRUNE BARGE SHUFFLE!"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:08 No.18388665 >>18388484 THE CHASTITY BELT! IT NO WORK!

>>	Starshadow 03/20/12(Tue)00:08 No.18388672 File: 1332216512.jpg-(229 KB, 2304x1536, 1308255682793.jpg) >"So I heard you were into erotic asphyxiation" Hey anon? Remember the time back in the closet when you told me not to give give planefag ideas? I'M SO SORRY

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/20/12(Tue)00:08 No.18388675 >>18388628 And for that I am sorry. No, seriously. Maid Quest fucking raped my GPA two years ago. Staying up till 4AM? Yeah, Every Fucking Night. God damn you GS, for your addictive fun writing.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:09 No.18388680 File: 1332216546.gif-(13 KB, 220x218, goodnightminnapride.gif) >>18388609 why would they be mad? you are now losing by two to one on snog points instead of being shut the fuck out. by as is a little sore though, yeah.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:09 No.18388683 >>18388608 Fuck.... I'm gonna have to catch that one on the archive.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/20/12(Tue)00:09 No.18388684 WE NEED GUYS WE NEED SUPER SENTAI NEON SAMURAI WITH CHUCK AND CLADWELL AND BADER AND AUSSIE AND SEAN AND IAN

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:09 No.18388686 >>18388675 You carry his legacy now. You wear it well.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:09 No.18388687 File: 1332216588.png-(96 KB, 500x500, NGWAAAAAAAA.png) >>18388608

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:10 No.18388690 >>18388680 my ass* that is.

>>	Starshadow 03/20/12(Tue)00:10 No.18388694 O hey, to whichever anon wanted that rocket launching at night pic sauce. My memory is a little fuzzy but I'm almost certain that is a picture of the space shuttle launching at night.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:12 No.18388717 Before SWQ started, I never paid attention to Strike Witches threads at all. Now I have a very large SW folder.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:12 No.18388730 >>18388717 My HD feels your pain. If that's how you define it.

>>	Starshadow 03/20/12(Tue)00:13 No.18388739 File: 1332216828.jpg-(194 KB, 764x1082, 1281269478422.jpg) >>18388730 It is a good pain.

>>	archivalfag 03/20/12(Tue)00:14 No.18388744 File: 1332216858.jpg-(58 KB, 1280x720, 1292190638810.jpg) I got nothing interesting to say. Updated to FIDDY-TREE http://www.mediafire.com/?8r2svcm225kvxa3 The numbering on the sup/tg/ archive is hilariously kerfuckled. I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:14 No.18388749 sadly this is too early for writefriend

Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:15 No.18388759

I really doubt that Minna and MC are going to fuck in the open, with an audience. Especially with all the shit that's happened.

This isn't a relationship that's going to jump right from "I hate you!" to "COCK GOES HERE!"

She'll realize what she's doing, panic, and run away. Then we've gotta chase after her and convince her that it wasn't wrong just like in my chinese cartoons.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:16 No.18388762 >>18388744 roman numerals no good, we dont see no Rocky

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:16 No.18388763 >>18388744 >trudegettingeatenout.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:16 No.18388766 File: 1332216999.png-(12 KB, 202x184, ReachHeh.png) >>18388675 >mfw SWQ runs through mid-morning to the afternoon for me By far the best thing to do in uni lectures.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:17 No.18388773 >>18388759 Of course, once she's down from her bounce high, she's going to freak like a motherfucker. Buuuut... baby steps. Baby steps.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:18 No.18388779 >>18388759 I think MC's going to wake up in the infirmary again, after Minna chokes him out.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:18 No.18388782 >>18388744 Oh yes, I've been copying the story posts by Planefag into stand-alone .rtf files per session, not thread. Easy enough to do when you have the threads, but would you be interested?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:18 No.18388784 >>18388773 And then we swear Chuck to silence on pain of death.

>>	Starshadow 03/20/12(Tue)00:19 No.18388797 >>18388744 I love just scrolling through the SWQ archive page and reading all the descriptions. They are hilariously random with no consistency at all.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:19 No.18388799 >>18388784 Fuck that, we can now finally use the "my other ride is a widow" line.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/20/12(Tue)00:20 No.18388814 File: 1332217227.jpg-(72 KB, 600x563, wolvs.jpg) all da minnas

archivalfag 03/20/12(Tue)00:21 No.18388821

>>18388782
By story posts do you mean regular SWQ posts? Or am I missing some writefagging?

If it's just SWQ, I don't really see much of a difference between doing it per session vs per thread. I just did it this way because it was easier when copy-pasting the archived stuff.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/20/12(Tue)00:21 No.18388829 >>18388744 >fiddy-three srsly

>>	Starshadow 03/20/12(Tue)00:22 No.18388838 >BRING YOUR BAD IDEAS How many suits of armour are there in Castle Barin? We could totally use them to have a Knights vs Neon Samurai soap battle.

Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:23 No.18388848

>>18388821

No, just SWQ posts. Thought I'd offer.

I end up in situations, quite frequently, where I can't access the internet for the archive. In the same situations, my laptop's HD is somewhat finite and I did it to save space while being able to enjoy reviewing our shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:23 No.18388852 >>18388821 Have you been leaving out Thunder and Lightning?

Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:24 No.18388860

>>18388799
That's just a horrible line. Making fun of someone's dead love interest makes nobody laugh. They cringe and say "dude, was that supposed to be funny? Seriously man, not cool." And then everyone in the house leaves the party while the girl starts to tear up and her friends take her away and you're left by yourself to clean up the mess.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:24 No.18388868 >BAD IDEAS propose 4 way whit the Karlslander Witches, just make sure any choking remains above the waist

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:25 No.18388881 >>18388868 voice of experience?

Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/20/12(Tue)00:25 No.18388883
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almost forgot DAILY DOSES
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?b8nbjrbm7d8zr8u
random sw pron
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5
MG42
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?6jg8g2axnu9mu2k
refueling
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7u9n16kqc4t0qhv
witches in afrika (not porn)

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:26 No.18388890 >>18388860 lol. looks like this got both >BRING YOUR BAD IDEAS AND WAIFU TEARS

>>	archivalfag 03/20/12(Tue)00:27 No.18388904 >>18388848 's coo. I just started doing this because I have a few friends who were interested but can not into 4chan, and then some folks here asked for it and here I am. >>18388852 ...da fuq is that?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:27 No.18388910 Jolly good show.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:27 No.18388914 >>18388904 Writefag's stuff he posts at the end of threads. He's about to post some more here, I think.

Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:28 No.18388918
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>>18388829

>Long ago, I, Mallory, the plane commanding master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable strategy across the land.
>But a foolish samurai warrior wearing a magic reflective safety belt stepped forth to oppose me.
>Before the final battle was fought, I struck open a portal in Air Force regs and flung him into Castle Barin, where nopants is law!
>Now, the fool seeks to return to Eastchurch, to undo the future that is Big Wing.

WA-CHA!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:28 No.18388921 File: 1332217695.png-(261 KB, 770x641, B-B-B-BOUNCE.png) >>18388883 I'm sorry, did you just say DAILY DOSES?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:29 No.18388937 >>18388914 Ah that. Nah, I probably will eventually, though. As soon as I get finished adding the thread titles to the archive. Which will be at some point in the future. Eventually.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:29 No.18388938 File: 1332217792.gif-(83 KB, 500x356, perrine verbal abuse.gif) >>18388921

Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:30 No.18388944

>>18388904
The writefaggin' about that joint Lightning-Witch squadron in Africa that Chuck mentioned.

And there's going to be a story about a joint task force with the KM Bismarck and the USS California called "Prune Barge Shuffle" starting Thursday, apparently. So if you were going to grab writefaggotry, you should probably grab those.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:31 No.18388956 >>18388918 Oh good gods yes that is glorious

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:31 No.18388962 File: 1332217919.gif-(21 KB, 455x364, 1304001409009.gif) >>18388918

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:32 No.18388971 File: 1332217953.gif-(967 KB, 495x278, shutupandtakemymoney.gif) >>18388918

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:32 No.18388974 File: 1332217965.gif-(1.75 MB, 358x202, 1301845933946.gif) >>18388918 You are doing gods work.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:33 No.18388977 File: 1332217991.jpg-(67 KB, 1004x358, 1328162539340.jpg) >>18388918

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:33 No.18388979 File: 1332217992.png-(43 KB, 852x237, OH DEAR GOD.png) >>18388918 AND FUCKING CAPPED

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:34 No.18388995 >>18388956 >Drawfag here Well, glad someone likes it. Figures the thread died before I got a chance to post it. STUPID DRAWING HANDS WHY YOU NO DRAW FASTER!

T&L Archives: pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 03/20/12(Tue)00:34 No.18389005

The sky spun around James as he worked feverishly to straighten the Lightning’s spin towards the sea below. The world went white as he passed into the clouds; a quick glance at the altimeter showed it spinning downwards far too fast. “Shit…”

He reached down and feathered the dead engine’s prop and then, with a quick prayer to St. Limburgh, cut thrust to the remaining engine. The plane went nearly silent, with only the sharp whistle of air rushing over the crack in the canopy. As the Lightning emerged from beneath the clouds, the spin was already starting to slow- he practically stood on the rudder pedals, yawing hard away from the spin.

“Splashed the last one!” Graf called over the radio. “Red Lead, status?”

“I’ll tell you when I…” He grunted as he pulled up on the stick with all his might- the spin had finally stopped, but he was still in steep dive. “C’mon… C’mon…” The Lightning finally nosed up. “I think I’ve got it…” He reached down and started the left engine- it sputtered to life. “I’ve got it!”

The Lightning was still trying to yaw right, but the rudders were handling it. He looked at the altimeter: fifteen hundred feet. “James, how is she?” Flip enquired.

“Not good, but I should be able to get her home…” He looked up and saw Flip and Graf emerging from the clouds. Well, he saw Flip; he assumed Graf was with him. It took him a moment to realize that Bishop had stayed on his wing. “…Unless you guys are talking about Miss Sparkle Fantastic, here? ‘Cause she’s fine, too.” He was a bit frustrated, to say the least.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:35 No.18389009 >>18388995 It was well worth the wait.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/20/12(Tue)00:37 No.18389040
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>>18388918
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>>18388918

the

the hat is even

oh my god

you may have my sister for two nights

you may do as you wish

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:38 No.18389057 >>18388918 Samurai Mac is now my wallpaper Kudos

Tonight's a long one, considering I didn't get a chance to post on Saturday Writefag 03/20/12(Tue)00:39 No.18389064

He turned his attention back to the battered engine, it was still dead, and still trailing a thick cloud of smoke. That really didn’t look good. “I better get this thing home before I need a paddle…”

“I’ll come.” The Geneveve Bishop spoke up quietly, with more than a little guilt in it. ‘Damn straight, Gwennie, you better feel shitty about that stunt!’ He thought to himself. She was lucky she was a witch- breaking off to solo a pair of smokers like that would’ve been a death sentence for a…

Pilot… like James…

…Shit. Well at least James had done stupid shit it worked. And he hadn’t gotten anyone killed doing it.

“Form up and keep an eye on that right wing…” He turned his plane back towards the coast, last thing he wanted was to swim back to Alexandria Fortress. It wasn’t a long flight back- less than half-an-hour, but time doesn’t exactly fly when you’re waiting for an engine to explode into flame.

“Alexandria Fortress, this is Red-Flight-Lead requesting clearance for emergency landing.”

“Copy that, Red Lead, what’s your status?” The voice on the other side was soothingly calm and had the slight oriental accent that told him it was Rina Okabe on the other end.

“Good enough to get home, bad enough that I’d feel a lot better if the meat-wagon and crash nets were ready for my approach.”

Ya'll thought I was joking about landing a burning plane. Writefag 03/20/12(Tue)00:42 No.18389086

“Copy. You are cleared for approach.”

“Thank you kindly, Wing Commander, I’ll see you at the debrief.” James hoped that his ass could cover that confidence. He circled the field, putting himself in position for a nice, slow landing. Real easy vector when you had two engines.

Flaps open? Check.

Airspeed? Check.

Gear down?...

Bishop’s voice cut through on the radio. “Knight, you’ve got a problem… Right landing gear didn’t drop…” Dammit. He toggled the switch again.

“How about now?”

“Nothing.” Dammit! Explosion must’ve jammed them up. “Maintain altitude, I’m going to try something.”

James looked over just in time to see her disappear under the right wing. “Gwen, what the hell are you do…” He heard a grinding noise and a shudder.

“That should do the trick!” Sparkly little… She’d opened the damn thing manually. Only question now was whether it would hold during the landing. Still, better than nothing.

Time to swallow a bit of pride. “Thanks, Bishop.”

Gear down? Check. He hoped.

Final approach. Easy… Nice and easy. He glanced over at the right engine; it was still smoking.
He blinked a drop of sweat out of his eye as he watched the ground slowly rise to meet him. With a screech the wheels connected with the tarmac. It wasn’t over yet though. He eased on the breaks slowly so that…

CRACK! POPBANG! With a terrible screech of metal-on-asphalt, Anders view of the world went lopsided before his head thudded into the side of the cockpit and everything went dark.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/20/12(Tue)00:42 No.18389091 File: 1332218565.png-(1.87 MB, 1440x900, WARHAWK_FUCK_YEAH.png) >>18388995 Pictured: my 1440x900 desktop for two years running. You have just replaced this image. That's fucking amazing.

No, they don't have wings up here. Well, not literal ones. Writefag 03/20/12(Tue)00:44 No.18389109

“I don’t want to set the world on fire…” James slowly opened his eyes to the sound of the Inkspots playing over a record-player. The room was smokey, but he could make out the small bar. As his eyes managed to focus he saw he was surrounded with airmen- all sorts. Army Air Corp, German Luftwaffe, Imperial Japanese Navy, all sat around the bar, chatting, drinking, laughing and sharing stories. “…I just wanna start a flame in your heart.”

James sat up straight in the leather booth before noticing the man who sat across from him. “Harry?!”

“The one-and-only, kid!” He grinned and shoved a pint towards James.

“You look like shit.” James said, like it was the most normal thing in the world. Harry looked fine, actually, same as he’d always remembered.

“Hey, you try getting blasted by the Martians and look any better than me.” Harry said, taking a swig of his own pint.

“Where the fuck am I?”

Harry leaned back. “The Big O-Club In the Sky, kid!” He smiled wryly.

James couldn’t keep the look of dread off his face… “Does that mean…?”

Harry look up at something behind James. Turning around, James couldn’t see anything. “Not yet, Kid. Not yet. You might as well enjoy your visit while you’re here, though. Brew’s the best you’ll ever have. And so is the company. Except for those damn Marines.”

...Seriously, why don't they go fuck up hell or something? Writefag 03/20/12(Tue)00:46 No.18389127

He pointed over to a proud looking man in WWI-era leather flight jacket and scarf. “That fellow there is Manfred von Richthofen. And the guy next to him is Kiffin Rockwell. Pretty good company… Except those goddamned Marines.” He shot a venomous glance over at a table of aviators. “Assholes.” One of them smiled and raised a glass to them.

“What are you looking at?” Harry was looking over James’ shoulder again.

“It’s nothing. Listen, kid, I ain’t got a lot of time with you, but you’ve got a gift. A gift you don’t even realize.” His tone was suddenly somber. His smile grim. “Use it, kid. Protect them. They’re going to need you in this…”

“The hell are you talking about?”

“Shut up and listen. You’re a damn good pilot, almost as good as I was.” He smiled again. “We’re all rooting for you guys down there.” He looked over James shoulder again.

“Sorry kid, time's up…”

In case you missed it the first time: http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 03/20/12(Tue)00:47 No.18389145

James opened his eyes and gasped in a lungful of smoke. The cockpit was fill with smoke. He coughed again, and realized that it was a goddamn oven. He shook his head- he needed to get the hell out of the plane.

He tried to release the latch, but the hatch wouldn’t drop. He leaned back and shoved his shoulder into it. Nothing. “Fuck!” He howled. He rammed into it again. And again. On the fourth time it finally gave way and he sucked in a breath of relatively fresher air.

He unbuckled his safety harness and slid himself out onto the wing, saying a silent prayer that the fire was contained on the other side of the Lightning. He hauled himself to his feet and slid off the wing onto the tarmac, taking staggering steps away from the burning plane. As he dragged himself out of immediate danger he felt his eyes roll back and the exhaustion, pain and oxygen deprivation finally caught him.

His legs finally gave way and he collapsed into unconsciousness.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/12(Tue)00:49 No.18389163 >>18389145 Yay, infirmary!

>>	Writefag 03/20/12(Tue)00:52 No.18389183 >>18389163 They give you ice cream in the infirmary, right? Or is that just for tonsils? I think crawling out of a burning Lightning is worth some ice cream, at least.

>>	Starshadow 03/20/12(Tue)01:30 No.18389540 File: 1332221415.jpg-(795 KB, 1680x1050, tgrapbattle.jpg) >>18388918 >DAT HOURGLASS Holy shit that is brilliant. >DAT SIZE Irfanview here I come! >>18389091 Nice. Incidentally this is mine. Also 2 ish years running.

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