>>18423077
Guard up. Ready to unleash nonmagical bullet barrage via Hayate and Erica.

>>18423077

>timetravel is much like sleep. the more you avoid it the harder the crash later on. and you sometimes come-to questioning what you did. #msq

>The same strings that make you dance are holding you back. Cut them. You must take back control, break free of this maniacal puppeteer. #msq

>Timetravel is also like drinking. Do it too much and your head will surely hurt in the morning.You can also end up dead because of it. #msq

All my why, rage and tears.

>>18423077
Talk. Implement our plan of bribing Shirou to turn on Negi for a metric ton of fudge. Once the fight is over, we make the metric ton of fudge appear over Shirou's head.

>"I wish you the best of luck. little bro." Ikusa says as he goes back in disguise. He picks up the helmet by his feet and puts it on. #msq

Gai is our BRO?

>>18423077
talk about fudge while everyone else gets in position to drop the rape train on them.

rolled 73 = 73

[x] SHIROU

"ONE TON OF FUDGE IF YOU DEFEAT NEGI"

>>18423129
This was the generally agreed to plan.

>>18423077
Hey Shirou!If you beat Negi then you can have THIS!

Then make a life size Fudgeyate

rolled 24 = 24

>>18423162

I kinda realise we don't even need to drop it on his head.

Just materialise it in a sector that will disappear.

We'll watch him cry and rage at the instructors for making his treats go away.

>>18423129
This sounds like a plan.

>>18423174
That may actually be a better idea. He might pull some cleaving shit if we drop it on him.

>>18423170
No, we only bring out the fudgeyate if the metric ton of fudge isn't enough.

>>18423077
Talk, bribe Shirou with fudge, if we get antsy about his presence after that either backstab him, feed him poison fudge or bread crumb him fudge into a zone we think is going to get offed.

>>18423077
What level is Negi right now? Kyoto Arc? MahoraFest Arc? Magic World Arc? Gravekeeper's Palace?

Because whether we should fight or run like hell hangs in the balance.

>years late... "Daddy!" your son comes running up to you. "Mommy wants to see you." "Which mommy?" you ask "Mommy mommy." he answers
WHICH MOMMY INDEED.
>>18423077
[x] bait Shirou into wasting Negi.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18423236

I got a feeling it's kyoto-arc negi.

Nwgi unleashes a lightning bolt towards Gai.
He dodges it easily.
Shirou has his sword drawn and is running straight at Hina.

"SHIROU! TAKE OUT NEGI AND ILL GIVE YOU A TON OF FUDGE!" you tell him.

"Shirou-san! Look! Shiny swords!" Negi says as he opens his cloak to reveal a number of ornate looking weapons.

**ROLL FOR FUDGE>SWORDS**

rolled 37 = 37

>>18423275

FUDGE

Damn, negi knows how shirou operates too.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18423275
We'll make you SHINY FUDGE SWORDS!

>>18423236
Early Negi. About the level he was when he first fought Evangeline.

>he was straight sent to the Bureau after he graduated magic school in whales

rolled 39 = 39

>>18423275
Oh that bastard. I bet that's how he got Shirou on his side in the first place.

>>18423140
He may be A rider but we have seen Gai without his helmet on in the past

rolled 79 = 79

>>18423275
Fudge

rolled 85 = 85

>>18423275
I think that, as creepy as it would be, we should use the Fudgeyate if it looks like Swords will win.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18423275

Shirou!

[x] Fudge fudge fudge

>>18423275
FUCK, didnt see that coming.

Okay if this fails, either coat Negi in fudge, and watch Shirou eat the crap out of him, or the fudgeyate

rolled 81 = 81

>>18423320
Ooops, forgot my roll

rolled 62 = 62

>>18423275
oh shit Negi has thought this out.

>>18423302
>puts on his disguise
majaik disguise?
FACE CHANGING MAJAIK DISGUISE?

rolled 42 = 42

>>18423275
Hah massive respect for the kid, he is picking up lessons from us.

On that matter, fuddge swords. One upmanship go! Or you know breaking his mind either one works

>>18423388

>>18423293
Okay. So we don't even have to do a fudge v sword bribe. Just rush down Negi and he can't do anything.

>>18423388
Oh, wow.
Its time for HUE, isnt it?

>>18423388

god
DAMNIT

>>18423275
Sword Fudge

>>18423388
>Deleted the 1

Bad form motherfucker. You gonna get it now.

>>18423388
>rolled 1 = 1
>
>>>18423320
>Heh I can just see Shirou standing there eating away at the fudge carbonite we encased Negi in

Not cool, man. Don't delete a rolled 1 just to avoid HUE. Everyone with 4chan X can still see it, bro.

>>18423426
>>18423422
I thought people had stopped trying to delete 1's already

Summon the HUE!

>rolls 1
>deletes his post
OH BOY OH BOY

>>18423388
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW

NOW YOU FUCKED UP

>deleted 1

"Shirou-san! Hayate is gonna take away your swords and fortress if he beats us!"
Negi terlls Shirou in a flash of inspiration.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"I am the bone of my sword..."


"Oh shit!" your whole team says before Shirou wipes you all out.

Deleting a 1 is double HUE I think.

Take it like a man and possibly get splattered by ISW this time!

rolled 84 = 84

>>18423495

YOU LOUSY NAT 1 DELETING COWARD

>>18423495
Damn that kid is good

>>18423495
That's the ticket. We deserve to be wiped from the competition for that asshole deleting the nat 1. I just hope it didn't ruin too much planning on your part, LG.

>>18423495
At least this was just training and not the real test.

Still a bitch for deleting the 1

rolled 36 = 36

>>18423519

Gotta congratulate negi on a good tale. He really knows how to 'motivate' teammates.

>>18423505
HUE usually doesn't count, so it's probably all good.

For those guys who picked up KY, Akira's got a Thursday night special going on. Fuck yeah, double questing.

>>18423505
Knowing LG he had plans for us being wiped out at any point.

I just hope Chanda still sticks around, fucking hard enough getting the rolls to get that prick to lose him to some fucker deleting his roll

rolled 58 = 58

>>18423554

1's are fun.

Deleted 1s are not cool.

>>18423554
>Strike witches
>This
>Papa-N's quest
>KY

And I have two quizzes tomorrow goddamn

>>18423554
There is also a SWQ running tonight.

Trinity of awesome

rolled 32 = 32

>>18423573

3 windows open.

Kinda hard to manage.

Especially since SWQ updates like a bitch in heat.

>>18423554
Nah LG is cutting down on the HUEHUEHUE reload.

More often than not they count now

[x]reload
>im in a forgiving mood today

>>18423310
"Shirou! 3 tons of fudge and a whole suit of chocolate armor!" you call out to him.
"Deal!" he says while foaming at the mouth.

"wah!" Negi exclaims as a rain of swords takes him out.
With the deed done, Shirou advances towards you.

WAT DO?

>>18423554
1's count now. Remember how we got a 1, then lost our hand? And there was no reload?

>>18423571
Papa-N is doing a new one?

>>18423586
>>18423573
totally off topic, but did Minna deserve all that shit that the MC did? I don't follow SWQ, I was just reading it while waiting for this.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18423607

>Thank you based LG

Materialise it in an outer sector. One that still exist.

Let him at it.

>>18423607
Give him an advance on the fudge, filled with molotov cocktails to explode him on the inside, butler trickery is GO.

>>18423621
And put his armor on a saucer to lead him to it.

>>18423621
seconding.
Or put is on a tray and send him out and dump as far from the island as possible.

>>18423607
Bury him in it.

>>18423607
We give it to him. From 10 feet above him. But also normally later.

>>18423607
Start making the fudge armor to get Shirou started, then as he's occupied, 3 metric tons of the hardest fudge we can manage, right on top of him.

>>18423612
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=zombie%26witchquest

Nothing at all like HLQ but solid as hell and I like it more.

>>18423607
Hahaha poor little shit.

I wonder what Shirou will do with his armour though? Can he resist eating it or will it be WEARABLE YUMMIES! And gone in a few moments

Either way we need to test out a fudge sword at some point with this

>>18423612
Yup, Zombie and Witch Quest if I remember.
Awesome stuff
>>18423607
Feed him 10 metric tons of fudge and coat him in fudge, also put bears in the fudge.
I'm kinda curious, what would bears do to Shirou?

>>18423607
"Alright and I'll throw in a bunch of candy if you take yourself out!"

rolled 40 = 40

>>18423645

NO. Shirou can potentially cleave through it, and the set on us.

We might as well let him be eliminated softly, by the disappearing sectors.

>>18423654
I expect it'll be a displace piece.

>>18423664
Fuck my hands. Display piece.

>>18423656
Shit that's what we need to do.
Give him the fudge with bears in it and leave it in an outlying sector, while he is busy being a retarded bear he will get eliminated by the countdown

>>18423659
I don't think he would want to do that to fudge, but yeah take the safer option.

Plus we don't want to overuse the same trick

"Alright and I'll throw in a bunch of candy if you take yourself out!"
"NOOOOPE." he answers you. "Rance says he has a reward for me If I win this."
"I'll double that." you tell him
"NOPE. Rance says it's gonna be awesome and make my Hyper Weapon larger. I don;t know what my Hyper Weapon is, but i want it larger."

WAT DO?

rolled 60 = 60

>>18423711

He wants it, just give it to him now. Materialise it in an outer sector.

10 bucks says he'll start eating it or carving.

>>18423711
Well, before we get down to the fight how about a chunk of fudge.

It's filled with Molotov Cocktail, it explodes inside him if possible, in his face if not.

>>18423659
So just materialize the fudge here then leave?
We don't know when a given sector will disappear. We'd better make that fudge damn sticky to keep Shirou from leaving.

>>18423711
Give him the gummyBEARs anyways, because we're a good sport.

>>18423711
If we can, materialize the fudge in Sector 1

If not, drop a ton of fudge on him.

>>18423711
Oh god no.
[x] One-on-one sword duel. No special abilities.

rolled 8 = 8

>>18423711
"Shirou I don't want to tell you this but... Rance will make you give up your fudge, it's the only way a persons hyper weapon can get larger.

I never get to use this pic.

>>18423736
This sector is unlikely to vanish because it would isolate the center from some of the other ones.

>>18423711
Just give him some bear-laced fudge?
Though i, a bit cautious over this. No idea if he suddenly goes Unlimited Bear Works on us or something

>make my Hyper Weapon larger
>Rance
Oh God, my sides

Do we have a fix on anyone else not on our team? Materialize the fudge near them and tell Shirou you had to make it out that way because people will try to take it from him if they knew it was there.

Then send him on his merry way to slaughter

You materialize the huge block of fudge and the armor on a saucer.
And begin to float it away.

"Okay Shirou. I will set this down in Sector 1. just follow it there."
"OOOKAY!" he says with his eyes transfixed on the block of sugar.

You fly the sweet package away and Shirou runs after it like a kid in a field of grass.
"Fuuuuuuuudge~"
"Fuuuuu-"
*BOOM*
Something takes him out.
"FUCK! Sniper! Everyone get to cover!"
*BOOM*
Another shot takes out Amazoness.

WAT DO?

>>18423791
He'll be disoriented for a minute after he starts going bear. That's when we take him out. Besides, bears can't into UBW.

>>18423811
Invisibility and prey he doesn't have thermal cameras.

>>18423711
How about I make a set of fudge swords to go with your fudge armour? Making your hyper weapon larger is easy and Rance told me he is going to do it for you anyway

rolled 59 = 59

>>18423811

CLOUD OF FLOATING CUTLERY

If it deflects the rounds, it'll be enough.

Whats in the immediate vicinity? Any terrain we can use?

>>18423811
Fuck, it's Souske.
- Teacup everyone else
- become diversion by yelling something that would make /k/ go apeshit
- lure him into molotov mines

>>18423812
Unlimited Bear Works, we'd be so fucked.
>>18423811
Determine the direction of the attack, get into cover, tea cups are good they can take anything he throws at us. He's already moved so we can't just shoot where he was. Try to determine the next likely position and carpet bomb with our artillery guys.

>>18423863
>- become diversion by yelling something that would make /k/ go apeshit
Hahahah no.

>>18423811
Fucking Sousuke

Ah well he sorted out one problem for us quite nicely.

See if we can't get Erica to give us an idea of where he fired from and then molo bomb him

>>18423811
Well I guess that works, teacup cover, then we need to plan.

GummiBEAR if he gets up close.

>>18423932
Wait fuck... we challenge him to single combat, then reenact the ending fight from MGS4 on gummiBEARS instead of adrenaline.

>>18423927
>molo bomb
We used up our entire remaining magazine of molotov paintballs mining the beach.

You teacup everyone in the immediate vicinity.
You then get on a saucer and fly up above the treeline.

"GOLD PLATED DOUBLE EAGLES WITH EXTENDED CLIPS!" you yell.

**ROLL FOR EFFECT**

rolled 100 = 100

>>18423966
haha

rolled 6 = 6

>>18423966

>TROOOOLL

>>18423969

Egads... Sousuke has just ruptured a blood vessel in his brain...

>>18423969
HA!

>>18423969
Holy shit did I just do that?

>>18423969
WE ARE DONE HERE.

rolled 31 = 31

Sousuke face palms and goes into rage so hard he takes himself out

And possibly us with the sheer thermonuclear rage

>>18423969
I think you just made him rage himself to death

>>18423987
Good job brother anon!

>>18423969
EXCELLENT

>>18423969
>inb4 no effect because it's fucking Sousuke

rolled 35 = 35

>>18423711
"I'll give you some candy that Rance would never give you."
Give him gummyBEARS.
We can't forget that he cockblocked us. We will have our vengence.

>>18423969
Something huge stands up from behind a hill and throws a giant rifle at you.
It's a fucking mech.
And it's pissed.
It begins to uproot trees and throw them at you.
"FUCKING KIDDIES!" Sagara's voice yells through the speakers on it.

WAT DO?

>>18424029
Souske gets pissed, just not good at showing it.


And now his head exploded.

>>18424039
Shoot for the Lambda driver with molotov balls, we can tele behind him.

>>18424039
Hahaha so the 100 is good and bad result this time.

See if we can't find a weak spot to strike the ore for massive damage!

rolled 38 = 38

>>18424039

"Sakura-chan, Two-o'clock. Maximum firepower if you would."

>>18424039
Before anything else, thank each and every god that it's just a M9. If he was in the Arbalest, he would've just disintegrated us out of sheer rage with the lambda driver.

>>18424039
Keep trolling. Ask if he wants to see your sporterized Finnish Nagant and call him a kid six times in the process.

>>18424039
This is when Sakura makes him go BOOM in her best Nanoha impression

>>18424039
Wait, wait, wait FUCK!
That's an M9 Arm Slave!
None of our intel said Sagara could materialize an Arm Slave!

Fuck, keep baiting him, flying around, tell Sakura to take him out.

"SHOOTING DEAGLES SIDEWAYS!"
Everything that makes /k rage, yell it at the top of our lungs.

>>18424079
He can materialize "any weapon" he has experience with.
An armslave is a weapon.

It eats at his majaik reserves like a bitch for sure though

>>18424071
What.

>>18424059
Nah, he got pissed enough that he broke cover, and didn't just shoot us.

>>18424077
or perhaps impersonation

>>18424105
Perfect we continue pissing him off, and leave him empty. Then Shoot him with his own pistol.

Just keep on trolling.

Ride the trollercoaster all the way to him passing out from overextending himself

>OOC: Looks like KY is moving to /tg/ due to fucking anal mods saying Katawa doesn't belong on /a/.

>>18424195
I can live with that. Lord knows SWQ does well enough here.

>>18424195
Oh good. More /a/. Just what we need.
At least we can try to get the damn thing on a decent archive system.

>>18424039
He's in a giant bipedal mech, this means we blow his knee joints out with artillery, tea lasers and given it's size and the distraction from his legs getting blown off others can take to the sky and get hits in on the cockpit. I say it finishes with a RIDER KICK.

>>18424195
Already following the developments. This seriously hasn't happened until this past week. Fucking spring break pre-summer bullshit.

>>18424221
Souske doesn't need legs. You must not've seen what he did with a legless Savage.

>>18424291
I'm quite aware of that event, but with severely lessened mobility and the other sundry effects of not having legs we have combat advantage and can drop piles of pain on him.

>>18424318
I think you underestimate Sousuke's majaik reserves, and that since he can materialize an entire Arm Slave, majaikally repairing it on the fly should be possible for him.

>>18424349
Do not let up, he is still a danger, unload tea lasers, everyone who can nuke should blow him to hell, every single pile of pain we have should descend upon him before he can recover. Rider Kick through the hole made by a metric fuck ton of explosives.

>>18424349
"Big Wings are the best use of fighters in the air!"
Tea Laser straight into the cockpit.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18424349

>Amazoness

SPYYYYYY

>>18424349
Amazoness got sniped yo.

Alpha strike with tealaser, Sakura, and Gai's rocket launcher

>>18424366
Shit, we're getting illusioned again. Everyone EXCEPT us, pulverize the M9. We take out the fake Amazoness.

You dodge the tree, and release the others from under the teacups.

"Everyone hit him with all you've got!" Keima yells.


"SHOOTING A GLOCK SIDEWAYS WITH A SILENCER!" you continue distracting Sousuke as you weave through the air
"MOSSIN NAGANTS ARE BEST USED AS FIREWOOD!"
"GERMANY WOULDA'VE WON WW2 IF IT WASNT FOR MCARTHUR!"

Sousuke runs out of threes and is now scooping up huge handfuls of dirt to fling at you.
"SILENCE!!!!" he yells.

He doesnt notice Hina and Gai take his mech's legs off.

The huge white robot falls flat on it's face.

WAT DO?

>>18424394
lol u
[x] NUKE IT

>>18424359
Second this, and dont let up on the trolling, if we keep this up, he just might shoot hi brain out of sheer rage.

Also didnt Amazoness get taken out?

>Weburn James
But who is this James, captcha?

>>18424394
Still going with
>>18424365

>>18424394
Sakura and tealaser tag team Alphastrike on the cockpit.

Troll him some more and get the arms taken out.

Then tag team him with Sakura

Ugh, why have we become Troll Hayate again?

How low can we go.

'SAKURA, HAYATE, BLAST IT!' Keima orders you.
You aim for the center of it's torso and charge your tealaser, Sakura does the same with a spell of fire and wind.

"MARINES ARE OVER DECORATED GAY SAILORS!" you yell as you unleash the beam.

**ROLL FOR EFFECT**

>>18424488
Trolling /k/ is among the noblest acts a man can perform.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18424519
>MARINES ARE OVER DECORATED GAY SAILORS!

Too far, he is going to kill us on Sunday.

rolled 40 = 40

>>18424519
BIPEDAL MECHS ARE SILLY!

rolled 77 = 77

>>18424519
FUCK THE MUHREENZ

>>18424522
No, it is like fist fighting a five year old.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18424519
Swaaaaaaaaaaag BUSTER

>>18424532
As long as he doesn't tell Mao, we'll be fine.

>>18424532

And now we die.

For realsies.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18424519
>>18424519

>MARINES ARE OVER DECORATED GAY SAILORS!

There is a line, and we have crossed it.

>>18424532
Hahaha oh wow

Sousuke lost his shit to us something cruel and got kaboomed.

He is gonna make Sunday the training session from hell for this

>>18424532

Agreed on 'too far'.

Also, nice roll.

>>18424615
All I can say is rugby episode of Fumoffu. Possibly with a cameo from Mao to kick our balls in for that comment, since she actually is a marine.

>>18424535
That wouldn't actually work on Sousuke.

We need things that make /k/ rage and they already rage at bipedal mechs in the first place

>>18424615
something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEJWyxicvIo

>care iedhold
yes captcha i do care if i hold an ied so no thank you

>>18424649
I was thinking even worse but yeah that sums it up nicely

He is gonna make everyone look small time with the shit he puts us through

The twin beams hit the mech square in the back, effectively destroying it.

As the smoke clears you see Sousuke crawl out of the wreckage.
You fly down to him and put a gun to his head.
"Good show." he tells you as you put him out of his misery

A moment later, Mike agian makes an announcement,
"Six combatants remaining. All sectors other than 6 will be deactivated."

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18424778
>Gai, Erica, Hina, Keima, Us, Sakura

Tournament of champions?

Blast Keima offhand before he can enact his master plan?

>>18424778
Six? So one other than our team left.

I vote once it is our team we drink just the kool aid

Or do honorable duels

>>18424778
Tell Erica that we'll meet her terms if she helps us take out the others and then we fight one on one.

>>18424778
Tell everyone that we've had a long fight and before we start killing each other to have a spot of tea so we can all fight at our best.

Poison the tea, something that the flavor easily masks or flavorless, fast acting but not fast acting enough that people suddenly drop off.

>>18424799
This. Hit him hard early and he may not have time to react.

>>18424817
Better, offer them all some healing pot to charge up before we fight each other. Then give them all molotov instead.

Create a distraction, then hide. Wait for someone to come out on top, then time stop and kill them before they have time to wonder where we went.

>>18424778
"It's been real fun, everyone. See you outside."
Then hit our ENDGAME MODE.
BUNNY MODE with TIME STOP, Za Warudo everyone with both knives and coat everyone with Molotov. Then Tea Laser everyone for good measure.

FREE FOR ALL.
Take out Keima.
Then work with the girls to take out Gai and Sakura.
Then we spend the rest of the time left making out on the beach

>>18424828
>>18424817
Nah man we're classier than that.

>>18424778
Wait. Aren't we in 5? Or am I misremembering?

rolled 31 = 31

>>18424822

Lets not.

Call everyone over for a congratulatory talk before we start.

>>18424778
Team up with our girls against the others.

>>18424850
And then pass out for another two days.

Let's let them soften eachother up some first.

>>18424862
This, but include Keima in 'our girls,' then act confused when he's embarrassed.

Time for bet with Erica?

>>18424854
This is combat, not a dinner date. Classy is for when blades aren't drawn.

rolled 45 = 45

My vote is for the Kool Aid route. It fits better with Hayate's character/our butler theme.

That, and I imagine that trying to fire on our friends would lead to a nervous breakdown.

>>18424817
This without poison, I'd say. Then team up with Erica and Hina.

>>18424878
Maybe with people that aren't Kamen Rider but we are here with Kamen Rider.

We will be HONORABBL

>>18424854
The instructors want everyone to try to win, if that includes deception, poison, making and breaking alliances they will be impressed. Nobody in our team will be mad as it's a training exercise and Keima will be impressed that we outplotted him.

>>18424778
did everyone forget we landmined the whole beach?

>>18424893
So we won't spike his and fight him honorably...with timestop.

>>18424856
You are in 6. The cove in six.
5 is landlocked. no beach

"Well then."

Immediately remove ourselves from the game, get a head-start on Nanoha's party.

Does fast acting poison even fall under our whole 'can materialize food and drink' shtick? Like yeah we could probably conjure up some bad blowfish or something but straight cyanide might be hard to shoehorn in.

>>18424897
But we all moved out of position in order to take out Sousuke. As much as I'd like it, we can't use the Molotov field.

>>18424915
This.
Just a simple farewell to everyone, then good night, sweet prince.

distribute healing potion, bow out of the game.
"See you on the other side."

>>18424778
"Well... Take me out first." Surprise them all with that.

"Do it. Trust me, anything that happens to me if I just give up will be far better than having to look you in the eyes and try to kill you, even if it's fake." Begin to tear up. "I... I don't need to win, really! I am this strong because I want to protect you all, and It'd tear me apart to do that."

Fall to your knees. "Please make it quick."

In truth, I still like the Everbody Drinks the Kool Aid plan, including us.

>>18424936
Then detonate the Molotov Cocktail we had distributed around us?

>>18424853
>>18424853
>>18424853
THIS SOUNDS GOOD.
Especially the making out part.

>>18424936
*go against that (replacing do that)

>>18424936
This. The amount of guilt it'd give them would totally make them surrender.

Goddammit this is a training exercise and we have orders.

We are not going to bow out. Give them a good fight.

>>18424936
I do not like this proposal of yours.

>>18424936
Go with this.

It reinforces how much everyone trusts us because they know we can't hurt them even in practice which fits in the character

LASER DUEL WITH SAKURA
HINA MELEE DUEL WITH GAI
ERICA CORRUPTS KEIMA

>>18424937
And I still think trying to off some of the only people we've come to care about in our sad lives, even if it's just training, won't end well.

>>18424990
No WE corrupt Keima more while Erica watches

>>18424936

>>18424981
inb4 erica's mg-42 to the face

rolled 29 = 29

>>18424936

How about No.


Congratulate our team on making it, GL, HF and all that and GO.

challenge Gai to a one on one fight, let everyone else do whatever.
>>18424936
nope
>>18424869
double nope. we no troll keima until shit gets worked out with him.

>>18424936
Sorry, but no.
This is a training exercise, and to not fulfill it is not only harmful to us, but harmful to our friends and loved ones who NEED this kind of training, because of the missions we might get assigned.

A fully trained team of 6 operatives still lost half their team only saved 6 kids from Bluebeard. Doing any less than our best during training would contribute to those kinds of deaths in the future.

>>18424993
Yeah we havve enough abandonment etc issues without tempting more

Bow out, mike is bro enough to understand

>>18424993
I suppose I view the Kool aid plan as a mutually agreed plan that we propose, not trickery.

>>18425028
Same there.

We can fight them outright or we can mass suicide but no trickery, that way lies Negayate

>>18424993
>>18425014
And you are intentionally sabotaging and weakening a training exercise meant to make everyone better able to fight and survive in the kinds of missions that the Bureau sends people on.

>>18425028
And the Kool-Aid plan is no better.

Alright, drop out, no guilt trip?

Is that our plan?

Just feel like we should put this to a vote.

I mean, if they ask later we can tell them that we just couldn't bring ourselves to do it, fake or not.

>>18425039
This guy. Listen to him.

>>18425052
Everybody needs training and especially getting used to making hard choices, we shouldn't intentionally lose.

>>18425039
A fair point. I guess the real question is, which would matter more in character?

It seems dropping out might be the best then. They still get to fight, and we don't break down mid-mission.
Everybody Happy.

>>18425052
no drop out.
Time for epic test of skill and might against Gai. We don't have any interest in fighting Sakura, Erica, Hina or Keima though

>>18425052
Well that or we back off from the group. Let them take out each other. The duel the last survivor.

>>18425052
Shit no.

I say we wait and see what the others do. Maybe circle up and have a nice cinematic standoff until Keima makes the first move and wipes half the team somehow.

>>18425039
>>18425039

>intentionally sabotaging

We have documented mental issues. Serious psychological damage.

Besides, this whole thing was fucking optional remember? We could have, in theory, sat this one out. It was an option.

>>18425063
Agreed. We fight now in the simulation. We all need to get stronger. If we don't give our team a challenge, they might prove too weak someday out in the field and die because we tried to be nice. We fight. Hard.

>>18425065
We aren't a complete blubbering wuss. We can separate the training simulation from reality well enough to not break down.

Provided we roll well enough of course.

>>18425065
No, that's just stupid. Breaking down mid-mission is what we're going to therapy for.
This is exactly the kind of thing that we are trying to get over.

>>18424903
Let's do this shit honest and gentlemanly. Organize a one-on-one fight with each and every person to get through this shit fair.

>>18425052

I'll vote for backing out.

Shit, even if we went all out we're fucking crippled and running on empty. It's really more a choice of whether we off ourselves or make one of our friends do it.

>>18425086
We fight, we get better, our team gets better, we live longer in actual combat. We care but we aren't stupid.

We fight.

It's a training exercise,and we all need the experience fighting different styles and powers. Imagine if someone comes across a badguy with Hayate powers and they have no idea what to do when he beats them up with coffee and biscuits.

But beforehand announce that we're going to fight, and wish them all luck.

Challenge Kamen bro to an honorable duel. Ask the others to let us battle without interference. Gai is a bro and having an honest no holds barred competition with him is something he'd be down for.

>>18425108
Agreed.

>>18425039
Except this is impromptu training done by Mike to prepare us for testing on Saturday

There is no reward for winning or losing and putting ourselves closer to PTSD than necessary is stupid

>>18425093
This. We already blew off our hand, so we know crazy shit doesn't even hurt. There's no reason at all to go PTSD about it. It's practically a game.

>>18425039
I'm not saying it's better, or that it's not giving the rules and thus the bureau a massive finger, just that I like it.

Consider, if you will, if we were captured by a hostile power, the group of us, with no reasonable expectation of rescue or escape, then put in this situation, wouldn't taking as many of the opponent out, then removing ourselves peacefully?

>>18425124
>There is no reward for winning or losing and putting ourselves closer to PTSD than necessary is stupid
LG hasn't even hinted at us nearing an episode. We're completely fine - we were making JOKES about the hand. We have PTSD episodes about relationship shit, combat doesn't bother us one bit.

>>18425086
Mental issues that we are aware of, and that we are trying very hard to overcome.

And yes, we could have sat this out. And what would it have served?
We would not have gotten practice. We would not have been able to defeat other students so that they can see what they are weak against and so their handlers can better tailor their personal training regimens.

The only ones who opted out were those that had no combat ability at all and so felt they had no need to participate in a combat exercise.

We have a wide range of combat skills and abilities, and it is important that we exercise them.

So.. uhhh? concensus?

>>18425142
Yeah but we don't need 'drink poison and die practice' we need fight practice.

>>18425093
> roll get a 1

Padded room

> roll get a 100

Become Negayate

> roll most everything else
We fight but hesitate at the wrong moment and blow ourselves up or win slightly

>>18425160
I still say wait for someone else to make the first move, but fight like we mean it once they do.

>>18425160
i'm pretty sure we don't have any poison, so that can be ruled out at least.

>>18425160
We don't drop out, we can have a breather before we fight. I'm still advocating trickery but consensus seems to be against that.

>>18425160
Fight.
Wish everyone luck.

>>18425157
But wont it be smarter to let the team duke each other out.

This exercise requires tactics too, comrade. I say we exercise that.

>>18425160
There is none. Just pick what sounds coolest.

rolled 87 = 87

>>18425187

THIS. ALL OUT

HAPPY FUN TIMES

>>18425160
Fight. Be gentlemanly, and wish them all good luck and happy fighting.

>>18425160
Fight! Let's treat it like sparring, but only all out! This is an awesome experience!
"Ladies and gentleman! Let the TRUE Battle Royal... BEGIN!"

Don't be aggressive, but react to aggression.

Basically don't throw the first punch.

>>18425156
Except that is how it is with mental disorders.

You can be fine one minute and fucking broken the next with seemingly no stimulus

I have worked with people who have mental issues ranging from mild shit to full blown flashbacks and PTSD and the tiniest thing can be the cause and we have already proven we have lots of issues

And it doesn't suit the character we have made so far who would die before he hurt his friends and loved ones, he values them so much that he cannot bring himself to harm them is what we have reinforced constantly.

But if you really want to throw out that whole part of the character sure

>>18425200
This is as close as we'll get to agreeing, most likely.

Not too underhanded, not too PTSD-tastic.

How about we just don't go looking for a fight?

I mean, they attack us, fine. We fight back. But sucker-punching Hina or something? Naw.

>>18425235
what? no no no

if we don't throw the first punch, then somebody else has to. and that just makes them feel bad instead of us. its selfish to not attack first.

>>18425251
Yeah we've got feelings but this is a video game and we know first hand (hehe) that there is no pain involved.

>>18425160
Let's fight like gentlemen. I would prefer to have a one-on-one duel with Gai though. Shit would be cash.

>>18425235
>>18425255

THESE.

It is an acceptable middle-ground between bow out and murderin' spree.

Let's just see what everybody else does first.

>>18425269
Heh we should actually say that.

Anyway on with the show! Gentlemanly fighting once we take out whoever else is not on our team

Give Gai some time to test out the ring

Go invisible, see what the others do first.

>>18425258

That's dumb.

We're currently in a mexican stand-off. When the first punch is throw, everything's going to spiral out of control.

Let somebody else move first, then all eyes are on them.

>>18425160
This is for training, so above board, friendly combat.

Or Sakura nukes us all, either way.

>>18425251
Except we don't have violence-triggered episodes, a fact you're carefully ignoring. Our episodes are all centered around our neglectful and emotionally abusive past and inadequacies that relate to specific events of our past. Playing extreme paint ball, which is what this is, isn't that.

Keima walks up to the group.
"So, it's only us six left." he tells you "Well then, I must bow out now, there is no way I could do combat with any of you."
He turns to Gai. "Gai, If you will."
Gai nods.
"Good luck everyone," Keima tells your group. "I hope you have a good fight."
Gai takes him out with a palm strike to the chest.

And then there were 5.
"Shall we do this, Hayate?" Gai asks you as he takes a defensive stance.

rolled 24 = 24

>>18425313
Rapier time. The style will suit us, what with being short-handed.

>>18425313
Indeed we shall.

Draw one big knife and take a swing at him.

>>18425313
>No master plan

Keima I am disappoint.

>>18425313
"Yes, Gai. Let us dance."
Urumi, fencing. We need the speed and the one-handed style.

>>18425313
Turn to sakura, hina and Erica.
"Ladies, if you wouldn't mind providing us some a cheerleading section?"

Then FISTICUFFS WITH RIDERBRO

>>18425310

>Personal issues
>simulated death-match against the only people who've ever given a shit.

Not the guy you're arguing with, but you clearly haven't thought this through all the way.

Remember how everybody was all "OH GOD ARE YOU HURT" with the hand?

How do you think we're going to react to seeing Keima's head cut off or something?

>>18425313
"Very well, Gai. I respect you enough to go at my full potential. I trust you'll do the same."
Draw Urumi and begin.

>>18425313
Of course, drop a smokescreen go invisible seed the area with explosives, it's an insult if we don't fight to the full of our abilities. Use all of our tricks, force everyone to fight at their best rather than it being a playful fight.

>>18425313

"I suppose..."

I think we should at least be a bit hesitant about beating on one of our friends, fake or not, even if we do back out.

>>18425313
WAIT
tell Kraus to keep scanning the area for elsie, in case that was a bluff

>>18425343
If we're going to do that, then we should start the fight making it look like an honorable duel, while seeding the area with Molotov.

Gai's main weakness will be (besides ranged attacks) villains who fight dirty and who use misdirection.

>>18425334
We shot Touma and Sagara in the face and they are our friends.

Seriously Hayate can separate video games from reality, and he knows that the simulation doesn't include pain or actual harm.

>>18425333
The problem with this is that Gai currently has twice as many fists as we do.

I agree on the cheering section, though that might get us shot or stabbed.

>>18425318
>short-handed
God damn it, anon.

>>18425318
>>18425330

These.

Continue to make bad jokes about being mostly armless.

>>18425356
This is why we have you in the crow's nest lad. Good call.

>>18425338
This, and place a tray on our stump-arm. That will even the odds a bit.

>>18425362

The ones I'm worried about are Erica and Hina.

Hit Sosuke? Sure. Hit Gai? If we must. Hit love interest? NOPE.

>>18425328
What if that was part of the plan?
Maybe he's just hiding under the sand or maybe invisible?

>>18425391
i doubt hina or erica would have much of a problem fighting with us, and sakura would be another beam-contest.

>>18425367
>>18425370

>fucking puns
>lol more puns

There's gonna be a fight on deck tonight.

>>18425384
That would be quite... Handy.

>>18425400

I don't think Hayate would want to hit THEM is what I'm saying.

>>18425417
there's no malice involved, we're used to sparring. this is just a no-holds-barred and no consequences sparring match

>>18425391
We've already sparred with Hina before. It's not like we've never raised a weapon to one of our love interests. Actually, Hina might get pissed if we DON'T fight her.

>>18425440
And Erica would DEFINITELY get pissed. She's a military lass, not some wilting flower. She thrives on challenge.

I'd say we couldn't hit Erica at the very least, but I don't think she'll give us a choice...

>>18425458
Exactly. Also, I forgot to mention that Mike would be irked as well. We're supposed to be helping her train, not treating her like a glass princess.

>>18425400
Maybe we should Bouncy Castle Erica, just to keep her from shooting us in the back.

Of course, this idea would be more useful if LG wasn't typing the next post already.

>>18425468
We've undoubtedly hit her before.

Of course under somewhat different circumstances and when it was mostly her idea but still.

>>18425417
Dude, we've done more violent things to her, and vice versa, in BED. And we were willing.

This is cake compared to that.

>>18425474
At this point in LG-time, everything we say is moot.

>>18425333
Seeing how we stack up mano-e-mano might be nice.

>>18425458
I fully expect Erica to bounce us ASAP anyway

Too good an opportunity for her to pass up

And sparring is different to real combat, not sure if anyone here has actually tried it but going for a kill shot and not restraining yourself like you would in a sparring match is hard until you train yourself out of it.

It's what got many people stabbed in the past when reflexes overrode thought

Not trying to stop this of course just pointing it out

>>18425488
It's relevant for the next round though. We need to agree on things a couple turns ahead of time, apparently.

>>18425490
Personally straight up Gai has us IMO

We are good and we are tricky but he is just all melee, same as Amazoness and Maggie

After we get out we need to ask Erica how we could troll Trude a hit in return for us playing whack a mole on us earlier

>>18425491

Yeah, you can spot the people who've never been a real fight pretty easy in a situation like this.

"Of course it's easy to shoot somebody in the face."

No it isn't, that's why the military takes fucking months to beat the 'no-kill' reflex out of you before sending you into combat.

>>18425491
im the opposite to that i have a hard time not going all out

>>18425524

For that exact reason I think we should fight him straight up.

Fighting with a handicap like this will make for excellent practice.

>>18425524

He did step on a landmine earlier and might be feeling the effects from that.

>>18425526

We've already shot two people in the face today so I don't think it should be too huge of an issue.

>>18425524

>After we get out we need to ask Erica how we could troll Trude a hit in return for us playing whack a mole on us earlier

Alright, do you know how bad that sounds?

>Due to a wacky misunderstanding, we got punched in the face.
>Let's cause MORE WACKY MISUNDERSTANDINGS.

This is a bad idea, and you should feel bad.

>>18425537

I like this.

If this is supposed to be practice, let's treat it like practice.

>>18425543
He isn't short handed at the moment however

We should go see Ryuu after this to find out if there are better healing potions that can fix shit like that, then we can replace our flask healing with a better one and whip up minor ones on the spot as necessary

>>18425526
Eh, pistols are hard. This is worse than an El Presidente.

"Yes, Gai. Let us dance."
You take out your Urumi and use it with your left hand, you again activate the wrist blade on your right arm.

'Girls, you have fun with Sakura, I'll take Gai on alone' you tell them
'Okay'
'Sure.' they answer.

Lo, stands between you and Gai, taking up the position of a referee.
"Okay, Fight good. Good luck both you." He says.
"Ready, start!"

Gai charges, his fist ready for a blow.
[ ]dodge
[ ]counter

>>18425568
Not really.

We have done worse in the past and Erica probably still trolls her as a matter of course

This time she is using us as a vehicle for it

>>18425612

Counter.

>>18425612
Counter

It just seems more appropriate.

>>18425612
Cross Counteru!

>>18425612
[x] counter, and have Kraus scan for Elsie and Keima

>>18425612
[X] Dodge. Follow up with a lunge from the wristblade and a wide arcing slash with the Urumi.

>>18425612
Counter.

>>18425625
>>18425623
>>18425621

>agonize over choice.
>immediate consensus on actions afterwards.

I have a theory about this actually.

>>18425612
[x]counter
I don't think Gai will expect such an aggressive move so early.

>>18425641

>theory

Hit me.

>>18425612
Dodge, let him think we're doing a straight up fight with him, than completely change the rules of the game, we don't have a snowball's chance in hell if we keep in normal handless to hand. Get him used to a pattern than break it in every way we can, smoke, invisibility, maybe even a bit of time stop, subtly drop molotov cocktail everywhere and explode him at the right time.

>>18425659
Jackie Chan told us to fight good, and he doesn't want no trabbl

We should do as he said.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18425612
COUNTER!

>Counter
You thrust with your rapier.
Using the reach to your advantage.
You manages to put a slash on Gai's shoulder, but it's nothing more than a scratch on his armor.

He jumps back.
YOu push

[ ]sword
[ ]arm-blade
[ ]kick

>>18425651

Almost everything we've argued over in the past has been an establishing character moment.

Like when we approach uncharted territory. How should we react to this situation we've never encountered before?

Or when we examine a certain thing more closely. If we're afraid of heights, does that mean we don't like getting to close to the edge? Or that we hate everything above sea-level?

Think about it, where have the major shit-storms all been centered:

>How far do we go with Nanoha?
>How do we react to our friends in trouble?
>How do we react to the idea of hurting our friends?
>Which of our friends should we invite to join our team?

Establishing moments. There's also the odd argument about nothing important. That sometimes leads horrible places ie Salmon in white sauce.

Arm blade, he might not expect an attack from a stump.

>>18425725

HURRICANE KICK.

>>18425725
feint with the arm-blade then >>18425739

>>18425725
[X] Sword.

>>18425725
>Kick
>Kamen Rider

Waste of time. Use the sword, stay out of fist range.

>>18425725
[x]arm-blade

>>18425725

[x] kick

Rock him like a hurricane.

>>18425729
It /tg/; the dice have the final say in the action department, but the roleplaying is all us.

Really hoping we end up 1 v 1 with Erica. Need to come up with a good wager.

>>18425725
[x] sword
What's with these new captchas?
>stsBraze [picture of the number 248 on a wall]

combine hurricane kick and arm blade

>>18425753

And most of the time we're all on the same page.

but sometimes when we get to a cross-roads...

>>18425770
I still like imagining Hayate just standing there, staring wordlessly off into space while we argue.

"It's....it's been an hour now. Should I try and-"
"No. It never helps."

>>18425725
Arm blade.

Thrust the stump at him!

>>18425770
We've made it this far. Now we've set enough precedents that things have been rolling a little smoother, even when we disagree.

>>18425760
That could be fun, but I'd rather finale with Hina. Awkward sexy grappling during our swordfight. Getting her hot and bothered now will make tomorrow night more interesting.

>>18425790

Comes back to reality, unaware that Sakura has taken Hayate's check-out time to drawn a handle-bar mustache and a monocle on his face.

Is confused as to why everybody's giggling until Gai takes pity on him and points it out.

Just checked his Twitter.

>"Perrine, congratulations!" Miyafuji and Luchinni barge into her room with party hats and streamers. "W-what?!" Perrine could only ask

Couple hours ago, don't think anybody posted it here yet.

>>18425725
[X] Arm Blade
>>18425820
Points neither towards or away from pregnant Perrine.

You deliver an arching slash with your arm-blade, one you know he will duck under.
You take this chance to give him a kick to the side.
He blocks it with his arm but he's still pushed back by it.
"Ugh. Nice going Hayate." he compliments you as he straightens back up.

He jumps.
HE's falling straight at you, his boot extended like a missile of pain.

[ ]dodge
[ ]block

>>18425729
good analysis.
These situations do play a plan in the long term story.
I use them to gauge the character you are playing as a whole

>>18425807

That is an adorable mental image.

I can see Sakura trying to poker-face and failing, and she's bringing the whole team down with her.

Even Keima.

>>18425832
>Blocking a Rider Kick
>2012
I shiggy diggy.

>>18425832

Cross-counter.

>>18425832
dodge dodge dodge

>>18425832
Do not try to block RIDER KICK, rule 1 of life, NEVER GET BETWEEN RIDER KICK AND ITS TARGET.

Dodge, start planting cocktail mines, prepare to turn this fight up a notch, we can't keep trading blows, he needs to get one good hit in and we will be screwed.

>>18425832
[x] Stab his boot with the armblade.

>>18425827

No, but it makes the incoming DRAMA BOMB worse.

>>18425832
[x]dodge
We can't block a Rider Kick.
Also don't think we're safe after dodging it; we gave him that Jordan Ring. When we dodge once, he use the ring to change the trajectory and go for a second kick.
Be ready for it.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18425832

[x]ITS A RIDERKICK, DODDDDDDGE

>>18425832
dodge and open up with the pistols

>>18425856

Block with REBOUNDER TRAY.

>>18425832
[x] Dodge. Pour rebounder where he's going to land. Use the disorientation to take a swipe at him with the urumi.

>>18425832
Incoming Rider Kick?

Break out the time stop.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18425832
doge and try to get behind him

>>18425869

I hadn't thought of that.

GENTLEMEN! We could dodge, fight smarter, but we could also do something unheard of.

We could, right here, right now, block a fucking rider-kick.

>>18425832
Let's surprise the shit out of Gai by being the only one ever to block a RIDERKICK

>>18425884
Tempting.
How effective is rebounder again?

rolled 12 = 12

Block with rebounder tray.

>>18425869
That...might actually work. I suppose now is a good time to try it.

>>18425869
THIS MAN!

HE IS BRILLIANT. GIVE HIM A MEDAL.

>[X] BLOCK WITH FUCKING REBOUNDER TRAY.

>>18425898
100% momentum reflection.

>>18425869
>>18425884
Hina's sword cut right through it. Do you think a Rider Kick won't? We're going to end up a red paste on the ground under a bent tray.

>>18425904
I...agree.
Alright, lets do it.

>>18425869
Voting for REBOUND!

>>18425869
Switching from dodge to this. Hope LG sees it.

>>18425869
That might actually work, Bounce him, preferably into a trap, he'll probably bounce back with the air ring though.

>>18425898

Instantly redirects ALL momentum.

ALL OF IT.

You could de-rail a fucking freight-train if you were smart about it.

>>18425908
Hina could only cut through it because she can cut through everything. EVERYTHING. Even nokias.

>>18425913
Well shit. We have to try it. If only for the potential glory.

>>18425869
>>18425884
THISTHISTHIS!

REFRESH, LG, REFRESH!

>>18425912

Dosen't matter if we fail long-term with this plan.

We're blocking a rider-kick. That's like putting a man on the moon.

>Twitter

>Our birthday
Hmm

>"A few years ago, on our birthday, your mother gave me the most precious gift I have ever received." You tell your son in your lap

>"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy's home!" your son tells her as she sits on the back porch drinking tea with Jakob and Lo "Welcome home." she says #msq

New Future!D'awww from the twitter.

>"A few years ago, on our birthday, your mother gave me the most precious gift I have ever received." You tell your son in your lap #msq

>OUR BIRTHDAY
>We share our birthday with our son.
>Hayate's birthday is 8 months from now.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>18425936
>Our birthday

1/365 coincidence?

>>18425943

There's also the fact that it lines up NICE AND SMOOTH with Perrine's theoretical child.

>>18425943
It's also 20 months from now. And 32. And 44, 56, 68, etcetera etcetera.

>>18425926

Pretty sure NASA can't block a rider kick.

>>18425950

I just choked on my tea.

>>18425926
If the Rebounder reflects all of the force of the Rider Kick back up, we may just well be.

>>18425955
>This guy

I've gotta give you credit, you've got heart kid.

>"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy's home!" your son tells her as she sits on the back porch drinking tea with Jakob and Lo "Welcome home." she says #msq

>and Lo

AND LO

Lo confirmed for new familiar

>>18425950
Oh good captain obvious is here tonight

You quickly take out a tray and your flask.
YOu coat the tray in rebounder and brace yourself.
*TWANG*
Gai hits the tray dead on and bounces back up into the air.
He quickly recovers using the ring.
Kicking off an invisible block of air.
Hes headed straight at you head down.

[ ]do it again
[ ]dodge

At first I thought the kid might've been Ian's instead of ours.

Ah well.

>>18425970
Forget the kid, what happened to Ted?

>>18425974
We blocked a Rider kick. Achievement unlocked.

Dodge.

>>18425974
[x] dodge this time, at the last possible second, smokescreen as he hits the ground.

>>18425974
Dodge this time.
Also
I told you guys not to give him the ring...

>>18425974
Really should have held on to the ring until AFTER the Battle Royale.

Oh well, hindsight is always 20/20 and all that.

>>18425974
[X]do it again
Time to Juggle Gai.
>>18425979
He just got home with us.

>>18425974
Holy Shit, we actually did it.

WE BLOCKED A RIDER KICK!

[x]dodge
hes not gonna fall for that twice

>>18425974
Dodge, Walls of Havana, drop some Molotov, escape, detonate.

>>18425979
Playing with your daughter in the yard.

>>18425974
[X] Dodge to the side, slashing at him with the Urumi.

>>18426005
> daughter

WHAT COLOR IS HER HAIR?

>>18425974

Do it again.

With moltov.

The Kansas City Shuffle is a kinda game where you get everyone to look right... while you go left.

>>18426017

This guy!

This guy right here!

>>18426017
This seems like a very good idea.

>>18426017
I dunno last time we tried molotov shenanigans we lost a hand.

>>18425974
Smokescreen, feint the reflect but leave him in a giant pile of molotov.

If we try the same thing again it won't work, he's smart when it comes to combat.

>>18426017

>Kansas City Shuffle

I'm voting for this, just because you know and used that term correctly.