Like everything else /tg/ is interested in

We want to fuck it

>>18431595

Precisely. I'm a veteran abandoned building fucker and I can give you some advice if you want to fuck an abandoned building. First of all: bring protection, something to clean with, and lubricant. Old buildings are full of dirt and broken bits and pieces. You'll want to look for old pipes sticking out of walls. Clean out the pipe, apply lube, stick in penis (using a condom to keep whatever dirty shit is in there off your important bits) and get pounding.

It's amazing. I think I forgot how many abandoned buildings I fucked so far.

>>18431614
>>18431595

>>18431614
hah, casualfag. I bet you have only consensual sex with them or even date with the buildings beforehand. You don't know the thrill of raping the buildings

I usually bring a hammer and chisel, make a hole and then fuck it.

There's nothing quite like ripping a hole in a building and then raping the wound.

>>18431891
do you prefer brick walls or concrete walls? Maybe wood?
How about rooftops?

>>18431912

Always go with floors or walls. Roofs give you shingles.

If you like it rough, go with a concrete or brick wall. If you like it soft and are a colossal pussy, go with a wood wall, preferably partly rotten. Or wet plaster.

One time I even fucked a pile of rubble. Too bad there was a rusted nail in there, and, well... ouch.

I usually steal some furniture after the sex just to make them feel robbed, I have a huge room full of trophies of all the abandoned buildings I have had sex with.
There is something with dirty concrete.

>>18431933
>Always go with floors or walls. Roofs give you shingles.
Hey-oh!

>Dating buildings

this is my fetish

>>18431942
>That sweet build up before sex.

>>18431957
I don't know what happened to this thread, but I'm not about to argue it.

>>18431957
>pouring wine on the concrete

I know that you guys will hate me because of this but I like small abandoned houses. I usually bring a pickaxe then tear down the floor right to the ground where I pour out a few liters of water and then I fuck the mud. You guys should try it out one day, it will change your life

>>18431975
>dat hot bungalow action

>>18431957
>>18431942
HAH.

You guys are missing out, I tricked a shed into letting me 'secure it's foundations' and it's now sitting tied down in my basement, sometimes I fuck it and make my house watch, there's nothing better than cuckholding your house with a much younger and smaller shed.

>>18431975

I fucking love you, /tg/.

>>18431984
She must feel all empty inside, do you have some Shed on House?

Yeah, we get it, you guys are hardcore house rapists and proud of it.

At least vacuum the floor a little before you rip it a new one. That's not too much to ask, right? We're not monsters.

Would you?

>>18431984
Man it must shed an awful amount of tears, when you knock on her door.

>>18432037
white knight virgin detected

D-does... does anybody have any a-aztec architecture?

N-not that I'd like it or anything...

>>18432040
Obviously christian.

So... dating no. Rape YES!

>>18432044
and by door you mean back-door, right?

>>18432040
I'd put my dick in the chimney, then slob it on the windows writing awful puns and then cum in the rain drain.
6/10

>>18432024
No, but here's some Man on Shed.

>>18432040
Oh come on, does every fucking thread on /tg/ have to turn into a cheesecake gallery?

I enjoy asian architecture. Problem?

>>18432024
Only if she's in the mood, she's really into watching, hell, after a really intense shed fucking sometimes I have to go up on her roof and fix a few tiles that have fallen down, she just gets that excited.

I only have a cute little shed-slave because she likes it too.

After-all she's been there for me whenever life's been hard, sheltering me from the cold and all.

I re-pointed her brickwork the other day, I swear I could feel the paving slabs on the garden path shaking the ladder as I did it.

So, am I the only one with a penchant for non-euclidian houses?

pic related, my favourite fapfic

>>18432083
Asians ain't got no backside.

Wow you guys are so old school, has seriously no one tried to find and fuck an abandoned ship down the river? Fuck man, nothing like repairing the comm system just so the bitch can broadcast out sweet sweet boat fuck.

NSFW

>>18432084


You should get a second shed. Hot two-sheds action.

>>18432088
Save that shit for /d/.

And yes, that's fucking hot.

>>18432083
barely acceptable.

At least it's not japanese. Weeaboos might be happy with those ridiculous paper walls but I prefer good old western bricks, logs and concrete.

>>18432109
>That paintjob

fucking fake-ass piece of shit

>>18432105
sick fuck. What will be the next? fucking bird nests?

>>18431984

You what?

>>18432109

GODDAMMIT TREE GET OUT OF THE WAY.

I want to see that fucking living room. Fuck.

I prefer my houses with a nice wooly doormat.

>>18432139
How the fuck can you say that? Doormats are the most disgusting thing a house could ever have.

>>18432139
>Not having a clean shaven house
ISHIGGY DIGGY WIGGY PIGGY

>>18432114
I don't know, I don't really have room in my basement for one.

I've been thinking that it'd be nice to get a dog house or something in there, I mean I like pet-play and all and it would be pretty fucking hot.

But I don't want to creep out my house, I've got a good thing going here and I have no idea what I'd do if I lost it and had to go back to sticking my dick in condemned buildings like a skint junky.

>>18432164
Also it's totally off topic. This thread is about abandoned houses.

>>18432080
Hey, just because I like my buildings with a little more... refine than the common rabble, doesn't mean you gotta be hating.

>>18432139
>wearing shoes indoors

You disgust me.

>>18432139

There's no sport in fucking sluts. Let me guess, the same house got a contractor to increase the square feet of the balcony. Enjoy your barbie doll house.

I apologize for nothing

>>18432190
>Barbie Doll House

Don't mind if I do!

>>18432223
Reported to FBI.

>>18432223
SICK FUCK
[spoiler]got more?[/spoiler]

>>18432224
>forgot my pic

>>18432223

...Get that shit off my board, you filth.

Tell it it was asking for it, /tg/. It can't go anywhere like this now because of you. The gaps in the wall, the exposed and rusting metal. It was just the style, and you took advantage of it, out in the open, where it couldn't get help.

You make me sick.

>>18432228
This one's from Brazil

>>18432249
Such maturity for it's size and age.

Fuck your disgusting 3D shit.

Fictional houses are better.

>>18432249

Shutters open and everything... What has /tg/ come to.

>>18432283
What a little sweetie.
>You will never have a little gingerbread house

>>18432302

My vacation house by the coast sometimes dresses up as one, just for me.

Hubba hubba.

>>18432302
>Implying I don't have a couple ready for threesome action

Sometimes it's a hard fit, but a bit of honey usually let's everything slip in easily

>>18431575
To answer OP's question, I do a lot of urban exploration (basically: exploring abandoned buildings), and I just think there's something.... almost mystical about forgotten and decaying buildings. The decay produces an almost surreal post-apocalyptic landscape, and you can often piece together what once was just by what's left.

Exotic furnishing's
oh,yea...

>>18432331
Ohhh that sounds so fucking hot.

>>18432331
Pics? Timestamped if possible.

Anyone into bizzare things?

>>18432383
Or maybe some gore?

>>18432336
Can these be bought?

>>18432283

Ugh, that's disgusting. The walls would break if you even tried anything!

Personally, I prefer a house with more wood on it.

boys i think i'm beginning to get a little jungle fever... everyone knows the best buildings are are hot wet and ready for an expedition!

>>18432396
How do you even fuck a building like that?

>>18432396
Holy Jesus look at that overgrowth! I can't even see the entrance.

The air's probably too thick to breathe down there. Awesome.

>>18432413
Chimney

this is mildly disturbing /tg/

"Alright baby I know its not what we usually do, but lets keep going! I KNOW YOUR BASEMENT STAIRS ARE FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY BUT I LOVE YOU!"

What can I say, I love cougars

>>18432498
>mfw filename

>>18432498

You, son, are small time.

Nothing but a building could make so many men hate each other.

>>18432515
Fucking necrophiles...

sup guiz

>>18432536

What, you saying you can't enjoy a good, sturdy building?

I explore a lot. Pretty fun shit.

>>18432565
>Sturdy
>Got torn down

Never mind me, I'll just enjoy some REAL handiwork

>>18432586
Chubbychaser

You know you want to.

Dem Indians, man...

Abandoned Nuclear Power Plant. Was never completed, however, so it's merely the shell of the building.

>>18432586

Waaaay too bottom-heavy. You must hate skyscrapers.

>>18432613
>was never completed
Damn, man. Keep the loli on /b/.

>>18432613
You fucked an abortion?

WAT

>>18432383
>>>/d/

Here's the Reactor Enclosure, with my friends for scaling purposes.

>>18432613
>dat pic

Dammit, /tg/. I'm getting the urge to go play Call of Pripyat again...

moar nuclear

>>18432657
>>18432638
>>18432613

Dude, nuclear plants aren't to be fucked with. Didn't you hear about what happened in Japan? Fucking crazy.

There is another one of these nuclear reactors in my state, but its location is not publicly known and the one person who I know who knows the location refuses to tell me unless I bring him along for the trip.

>>18432680

You mean how a few other countries panicked more than they did? Yeah.

The cooling tower was never completed, but since the base of it was it's an interesting visit anyways.
If you go inside of the base, stand in the middle and speak, the structure will make your voice echo rather loudly. Very fun stuff.

taken in an abandoned slaughterhouse
aight, I'm outta here

pssh... small time, none of you know about those yandere structures.

[non-spoiler] weaboo detected, proside to launch "U R a fagoat" [/non-spoiler]

OP here...
What have I done?

>>18433252
Hi OP, >>18431595 here

I am sorry. I am so sorry

>>18433252
>>18433285
You two have made my fucking day.
I haven't laughed so hard about a thread in weeks.

>>18433468
It's all fun and games until your house gets molested.

How do you guys feel about this design?

>>18433485
Looks like a dick.

>>18433493
Um, even better.

>>18433493

You see what you want to see...

>>18433493
Yeah, and Vivec himself is sitting in a lotus position exactly where the glans is. So appropriate.

You know what we should do?
Gang bang a hobbit hole.