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STRIKE WITCHES: MARINE TROLLING planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)19:31 No.18468038

You are a P-61 pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you've got a pack of pissed-off Marine aviators inbound to kick your fucking ass.

Once upon a time, that might have mildly concerned you.

And then you crash-landed an A-20 on a fucking flying ore freighter crewed by abominations from another world and tamed a hissing alien cow-bot.

"That's nice, honey," you say, patting Yoshikia on the head. "Thanks for warning us."

"What's all this about VIDEO!?" Sean asks.

You think.

"... wait," you say, feeling around in the pockets of your flight jacket. "The film."

"What film?"

"The gun camera of our prototype. It's gone."

From the middle distance you hear the irritated roars of a dozen Marine aviators.

"They think you're gonna get all the cats now," Yoshikia says. "They're really angry about it! They tore down the projector screen and tried to take the film from General Patton but he had a gun so they ran and they're *really* mad can't you just like share the cats!?" Yoshikia is babbling, clearly terrified for your life.

>SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE WOOOP WOOOP
>STAND AND DELIVER!
>Other?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:32 No.18468054 Scramble suck it hexen

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:32 No.18468055 File: 1332804754.jpg-(64 KB, 1023x769, Sup_Panzer.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:34 No.18468076 >not selected to be on jury Ha ha! Time for SWQ! Anyways, let's get in the air. Have Miyafuji go get Charlotte, she can take care of the marines.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:34 No.18468077 >>18468038 >SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE WOOP WOOP GET IN THE FUCKING PLANE NOW

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:34 No.18468078 >>18468062 U mad? Take your first post faggot homolust back to youtube, I'm here for little girls not wearing pants and manly men doing trollish things.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:34 No.18468080 >>18468038 We've got a patrol to fly, don't we? Leave them in the dust. ...wait. >All the cats Oh Yoshika, you innocent flower, you.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:34 No.18468082 >the cats Oh my dear Yoshika, that's so sweet. >SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)19:34 No.18468083 Thanks to whoever made the macro I started the thread with, by the way. Dat Razorback. Mmm. Ah. Yes. Yes, that's it.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:34 No.18468085 >"They think you're gonna get all the cats now," Yoshikia says. Oh, she's adorable. >SCRAMBLE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:35 No.18468094 >>18468076 Oh hell yeah.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:35 No.18468095 >>18468038 >Think you're gonna get all the cats now. God damnit Yoshika, why are you so adorable.

>>	Major Airlift 03/26/12(Mon)19:35 No.18468096 File: 1332804927.jpg-(59 KB, 530x461, 1297669926417.jpg) >>18468038 Patton showed our video to everyone? I love that man.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)19:35 No.18468098 File: 1332804932.jpg-(91 KB, 600x731, WOAH GET ME OUT OF HERE I WANT(...).jpg) GONNA STEAL ALL THE WITCHES IT'S IN THE BAG

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:35 No.18468100 File: 1332804936.jpg-(266 KB, 1200x1050, we_strike_witches_now.jpg) For you, my dear planefag and friends.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:35 No.18468102 They're Marines. Anything the martians do to us will feel like a gentle caress compared to them.

>>	Cookie 03/26/12(Mon)19:35 No.18468105 "Get all the cats." Oh Yoshikia you adorable little scamp.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:36 No.18468107 File: 1332804979.jpg-(99 KB, 617x1009, 1332606453592.jpg) >>18468038 SCRAMBLEEEEEeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:36 No.18468108 Huh, managed to ground floor this one. Planefag, hey planefag! Keep it up, you're awesome!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:36 No.18468112 We came to the hangar for a reason, let's get the fuck in the air.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:36 No.18468113 SCRAMBLE! ITS OUR JOB

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:36 No.18468119 TIME TO GO

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:36 No.18468120 rolled 99 = 99 >>18468038 SCRAMBLE Drag miyafuji along for the ride. Think she'll enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:37 No.18468124 >>18468038 >that pic Well, that made me think of Strikers 1945. So the Spitfire is around. Suggestion. We hijack a HUGE maser. Then we strap it to the front of a Spitfire.

>>	Writefag 03/26/12(Mon)19:37 No.18468129 Scramble. We can deal with the Navy when we get back. Maybe we'll even have some more guncam footage. 'Cause how many of the cats do we want? All of them.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:37 No.18468135 Scramble. Then we can earn even more kills to taunt them with.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:37 No.18468136 >>18468120 >Drag miyafuji along for the ride. That man has the right idea. Make her sit on our lap. NO HETERO

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:38 No.18468138 >>18468083 PLAAAANNNNEEEFFAAAGGGG WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU SATURDAY?! Goushoujin-Sama came back with a clear mind and a happy heart, and he gave us Reginald Quest! http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18445020/ AND YOU MISSED IT

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:38 No.18468143 Why do the marines care about the cats? Don't they have their fellow teufuelhunden to keep them company at night, failing that, I'm sure the navy would be very obliging.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:38 No.18468148 >>18468120 Oh hey yeah, do we have room to fit Miyafuji? Or how long will it take her to get Striker'd up? Let's bring her along for the ride.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:38 No.18468151 >>18468038 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yctDtcnoH9A#t=20s

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:38 No.18468153 rolled 70 = 70 >>18468138 PF will be so asspained.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:38 No.18468159 >>18468136 Sakamoto is going to shove her katana down MC's throat if that happens. That's not innuendo.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:39 No.18468160 File: 1332805144.jpg-(213 KB, 960x720, A'IGHT NIGGAS.jpg) >>18468038 Set up some kind of ambush Time to teach these marines that ALL GLORY belongs to the Army.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:39 No.18468169 >>18468138 > Reginald Quest ASDAFANGAR I can't believe I missed this shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:40 No.18468176 >>18468124 There's a variant of the A-20 that has a big. fucking. searchlight. in the nose. It was supposed to be used for nightfighting.

>>	Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)19:40 No.18468179 File: 1332805211.jpg-(59 KB, 388x296, Trollbro.jpg) >>Patton showed our video to everyone? I love that man. >and tried to take the film from General Patton but he had a gun Did... did Patton just bounce the ego of the entire navy?

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)19:40 No.18468185 File: 1332805225.png-(248 KB, 1012x393, embarrasing.png) >>18468159

Wanting to contribute write-fag !C9nFIH1QiQ 03/26/12(Mon)19:40 No.18468187
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Yay! I made it through all the archives and into a ‘live’ SWQ thread!

First, an AMV appropriate for mission-prep and subsequent combat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvZ4Iuw1Q1M

Secondly, some questions for planefag, to set the scene for a piece I’d like to set in this universe (making three different fanfics of this quest!), dealing with ground-fighting in the North Africa theatre. (I can’t join the IRC; hell, as an NZfag on his lunch-break, I’ll probably have to read my answers to *this* on the archives.)
-- Most immediately important: which parts of (North) Africa and the Middle East are under alien occupation? Where are the front-lines - Libya, Egypt, the Sinai? Which cities/regions are human forces trying to liberate/relieve?
-- Is Italy in human hands or Martian tentacles?
-- How’s Benito Mussolini these days? You’ve said the Witches left Hitler for Martian-chow, and I hope the aliums brought enough ketchup to make a proper job of turning the rancid little bastard into squid-shit, but what does the Italian government (in exile?) look like?
-- More generally, which (other) parts of the world are alien-held by ‘now’? I presume that the front-lines in Iberia roughly follow the Pyrenees, and that the Eastern Front (not counting the Baltic Pocket) is somewhere in the Ukraine or Russia proper, but how’s Scandanavia? You’ve said that ancient cities were primary LZs/targets for the initial waves - what does that mean for Middle East cities like Baghdad, Alexandria and Cairo? How about, oh, Tenochitlan (Mexico City) and other Mayan/Incan/Aztec settlements - were they targeted, and if they were, how did the locals fare (pic related)?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:40 No.18468195 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdSj0_Fd4ds how much cat could we fit in the bomb bay of a B-52.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:41 No.18468196 >>18468038 We share our cats when we damn well please. For now we take to the skies with the delicious Sanya.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:41 No.18468208 File: 1332805318.jpg-(144 KB, 600x600, 14897497_p31.jpg) #swq @rizon.net for the Strikewitchesquest irc

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:42 No.18468214
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>>18468176

>There's a variant of the A-20 that has a big. fucking. searchlight. in the nose.

"John?"

"Yes Bob?"

"Why did you put that search light on a fucking NIGHT fighter? It's only going to broadcast the bird's position to everything and everyone with fucking EYES"

"You're asking why John?"

"Yes, why Bob?"

"BECAUSE I CAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:42 No.18468221 rolled 10 = 10 "By the way, Yoshika. You're delightful, but stay away from Robin or i'll end you. Hugs!" And then jump in the plane and try to run the mreens over.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:43 No.18468225 >>18468187 Er, you'd make it up to five, man. You should get on the IRC as soon as you can.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:43 No.18468226 File: 1332805405.gif-(1.6 MB, 350x197, 1307581846940.gif) >>18468221

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:44 No.18468236

>>18468038
Yoshika's familiar is a cat, right? We should tell her we're planning on keeping her all to ourselves, and then gtfo. Job to do, and all. Though maybe point the marines in the direction of the pantiless witch that came in earlier. She seems like a real bitch.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:44 No.18468241 File: 1332805462.png-(316 KB, 325x456, 1328149579233.png) rolled 62 = 62 >>18468221

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:44 No.18468242 >>18468038 Maybe quietly whisper in Yoshika's ear what they mean by "cats." It's all part of her Pilot training.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:44 No.18468244 >>18468187 Four, I'm working on a piece dealing with the ground fighting in Africa, as told from the perspective of an M3 lee crew.

>>	write-fag 3 (wannabe) 03/26/12(Mon)19:44 No.18468246 >>18468187 Gaaah: I tripped when I didn't mean to. And I say we need to get airborne and support adorable Cossack witch. Marines will just have to DEAL WITH IT until we get back.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:45 No.18468254 File: 1332805504.jpg-(485 KB, 1017x803, 1331360184000.jpg) WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP EMERGENCY NO-ANGER-OUTLET POWER

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:45 No.18468257 >>18468236 Raccoon Dog

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:45 No.18468258 >>18468236 Mame-Shiba

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:45 No.18468259 File: 1332805539.png-(7 KB, 50x50, hurrplz.png) HOLYSHITITHOUGHTSWQWASN'TUNTILTOMMORROW. squee

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:46 No.18468268

If we don't just go up on patrol, we should hide in the last place they'd look for us: on one of the carriers.

Since Lynette deserves something nice for her magnificent noseart, we should steal all the ice cream (since we know they have it) we can carry while we're there. Then we leave the Fairbarn-Sykes so they blame it on Dave Stirling (or he blames them for stealing the knife. Or Both. Both is good).

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 03/26/12(Mon)19:46 No.18468276 >>18468187 Ha, i recently read all the threads too! Took me Days. SCRAMBLE!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:47 No.18468278 We will not leave the adorable cossack to fly night patrol alone!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:47 No.18468281 WE HAVE NO TIME FOR PUNY ENRAGED MARINE AVIATORS! WE MUST ASSIST ADORABLE FLYING COSSACK! TO THE SKIES! >Itultst Aff. Captcha agrees with me. And is a clanner. This is distressing, yet explains much.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 03/26/12(Mon)19:48 No.18468286 >>18468268 ... Mission #2 Steal ALL The Ice Cream AFTER our night flight.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:48 No.18468289 >>18468038 We have a patrol with an adorable Cossack girl to go on, Patton's got the film on lockdown and we said we'd go. Also Sanya has never been anything other than adorable to us, WE RIDE!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:48 No.18468293 File: 1332805708.jpg-(1.47 MB, 2816x2112, 1332461026325.jpg) >>18468244 For reference dear writefag

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)19:48 No.18468294 File: 1332805710.jpg-(116 KB, 489x379, THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID.jpg) >>18468242

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)19:48 No.18468295
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As the horrible, screaming mob of pissed-off, probably drunk Marines approaches, you turn to Sean.

"So you wanna get the fuck out of the hangar?"

Sean strokes his reddish stubble and contemplates this query.

"Yeah."

As one, your crew springs towards your Widow, clambering into the crew compartments at lightspeed. You turn on the magnetos, open the fuel lines and hope the motherfucking engine will start properly with thick, cold oil. You think hot gnomey thoughts at the engines, picture vivid images of flaming lawn gnomes hurling fireballs from both hands, and hit the starters.

The engines make a sound like constipated elephants with nasal congestion, throw in a few cute howls at the end, and stubbornly refuse to start.

Outside, the horde of Angry Marines comes ever closer, their neon-yellow belts tied around their heads to signify their battle-rage.

>Challenge the leader to an honor duel between NEON SAMURAI!
>Hey, Ian. This is yours.
>Hey, Sean. This is yours.
>Hey, Miyafuji. This is yours.
>HEY THERE'S A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON OVER THERE
>UH, COOL?
>IT WOULD BE IF SHE WASN'T KICKING YOUR ASS

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:48 No.18468301 File: 1332805734.jpg-(75 KB, 512x512, Mameshiba_Ichigo_Cosplay_by_er(...).jpg) >>18468258 > Mame-Shiba Did you know? The french are not allowed to put preservatives in their bread!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:49 No.18468304 >>18468276 Looks like there are quite a few of us newbies then. I actually started reading halfway through (because I read the tags about the bath) but realized this was legit and read from the beginning then

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 03/26/12(Mon)19:49 No.18468310 >>18468289 Well, besides her shooting us. Everything else though, adorable.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:49 No.18468311 File: 1332805775.jpg-(112 KB, 1280x720, 1331422999401.jpg) >>18468293 I... What?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:49 No.18468314 >>18468295 >HEY THERE'S A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON OVER THERE This will be rich.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:49 No.18468316 >>18468281 Anon is correct. We have acquired our Merry Men (to be abused once we get aloft) and now we must ASSIST THE ADORABLE COSSACK!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:50 No.18468320 rolled 55 = 55 >>18468295 GET IN THE WIDOW, Miyafuji >HEY THERES A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR OVER THERE We're so gonna die. The princess is gonna step all over us. And it'll be worth it.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:50 No.18468321 >HEY THERE'S A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON OVER THERE >UH, COOL? >IT WOULD BE IF SHE WASN'T KICKING YOUR ASS

>>	write-fag 3 (wannabe) 03/26/12(Mon)19:50 No.18468323 >>18468244 Huh. Mine's infantry - the NZ Division. Part of it is the Kiwis getting to watch the New And Improved[TM] Italian military in action. (They used to be a joke, but now, American gear + German trainers + conviction = badasses.)

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:50 No.18468326
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>>18468295

>Challenge the leader to an honor duel between NEON SAMURAI!

IF RUNNING IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE, THEN WE MUST FIGHT

SUN-ZOO SAID THAT

AND I THINK HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THAN YOU DO PAL, BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)19:50 No.18468329 File: 1332805856.jpg-(66 KB, 600x545, hey, don't pull that.jpg) >>18468295 >HEY THERE'S A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON OVER THERE >IT WOULD BE IF SHE WASN'T KICKING YOUR ASS YES OH OH OH YES

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:50 No.18468331 >>18468311 From /k/ with love

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)19:51 No.18468334 File: 1332805872.jpg-(789 KB, 3000x2000, 1332217689789.jpg) >>18468311 I feel like writing my quest is like being that commander some days (and by some, i mean all of the days)

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:51 No.18468338 >>18468176 Yeah but that's not what I'm looking for. And I can't find what I'm looking for on YouTube. Think of a Spitfire. Now imagine a giant flaming beam of death spewing forth from the nose for about three or four seconds.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:51 No.18468340

>>18468295
We give no fucks, we are going to start the engine and go, we don't have time to deal with these chucklefucks when we can fly with ADORABLE COSSACK. Distract them with Witch if need be, we have shit to do, if they continue to get in our way fire a warning shot.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)19:52 No.18468347
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>>18468138

In a few seconds, I will open that link.

If it is what you say it is, one of the worst weeks I've had in two years will be somewhat improved, God will be in his heaven, and all will be right with the world.

If you are trolling me, I will find you. I have a particular set of skills, skills that make me capable of turning your insides into your outsides, capable of flaying you - pain. Lots of pain.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:52 No.18468352 File: 1332805942.png-(291 KB, 400x600, 1332213179460.png) >>18468295 "LOOK! THAT WITCH HAS LOST HER UNDERMOST GARMENTS! STARE AT HER AND MAKE HER FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AS I REV MY ENGINES FURTHER!"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:52 No.18468355 File: 1332805944.jpg-(33 KB, 374x466, 1327711412850.jpg) >>18468295 >face them ourselves ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU WANT TO LOSE SHORE LEAVE FOR THE REST OF THE FUCKING WAR?! BRING IT!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:52 No.18468361 >>18468347 Felling better now?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:53 No.18468363 >HEY THERE'S A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON OVER THERE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:53 No.18468364 >>18468347 Enjoy your brighter day~!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:53 No.18468366 File: 1332806009.jpg-(121 KB, 860x1241, 1330825697766.jpg) >>18468295 >HEY THERE'S A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON OVER THERE >IT WOULD BE IF SHE WASN'T KICKING YOUR ASS Either, or, combination?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:53 No.18468370 >>18468295 Give no fucks. Continue starting plane. Anger enhances gnomishness, we must harness their rage. >MCS orkish Marines are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)19:54 No.18468378 >>18468347 He.... isnt lying Fap angel, If only you where on IRC for us to bombard you with stupid shit....

>>	Writefag 03/26/12(Mon)19:54 No.18468381 >>18468347 Nope. It ain't trolling. I read it Saturday. It's set in WWII North Africa.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:54 No.18468383 File: 1332806056.png-(353 KB, 469x700, 1332213775964.png) >>18468347 I was there. I was filled with FEELINGS. Of CONTENTMENT. We all did good in the epilogue, Planefag. It was worth it.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:54 No.18468389 >>18468366 Wrong witch, oh well.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 03/26/12(Mon)19:55 No.18468400 >>18468295 >HEY LOOK, A WITCH WITHOUT UNDERWEAR Then run so fast there's a cloud in our shape with double middle fingers

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:55 No.18468405 >HEY THERE'S A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON OVER THERE Wait, who was it again?

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)19:56 No.18468409 File: 1332806162.jpg-(195 KB, 800x1098, mariesweater.jpg) >>18468389 close enough m i rite

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:56 No.18468421 >>18468405 http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Heinrike_Prinzessin_zu_Sayn-Wittgenstein

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:56 No.18468422 >>18468295 Ian, Sean, this is yours. RUN LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:58 No.18468443 >>18468148 She's small enough to fit in most overhead compartments, what do you think?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:58 No.18468445 >>18468295 Disregard Marines, start engines.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:59 No.18468447 Nah, don't distract them with the Witch. All it will do is just get the Marines AND her Highnessness pissed at us.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:59 No.18468448 File: 1332806346.jpg-(164 KB, 659x662, 1330020552223.jpg) >>18468383 Yup, we gave GS feelings. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18445020/#18445452

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)19:59 No.18468456 >HEY THERE'S A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON OVER THERE See, we know how to share our cats. Also, NO GETTING DOWN THE PLANE GET SANYA AIRBORNE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:00 No.18468462 >>18468295 Give no fucks, we have a patrol to fly and an Adorable Cossack to keep a promise to. Everything else is low priority. Tell them to fuck off we have a job to do and enough guns to liquefy all of them.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:00 No.18468465 rolled 30 = 30 >PF is going through Reginald Quest right now Standby everyone. SWQ is now on hold as PF enjoys himself.

Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)20:00 No.18468469
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>HEY THERE'S A WITCH WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON OVER THERE
And if that doesn't work...

>Challenge the leader to an honor duel between NEON SAMURAI!
FOOLISH RONIN, FISH CANNOT INTO CASTLE.

And then we bounce ALL THE SALMON.

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)20:01 No.18468472 File: 1332806462.png-(97 KB, 304x450, How was it.png) Stare at the witch with no underwear.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:01 No.18468476 File: 1332806498.gif-(204 KB, 640x360, 1332027405911.gif) >>18468138

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)20:01 No.18468477 >>18468462 This, they're about to interfere with a patrol flight, during wartime. That is unacceptable.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)20:03 No.18468495 File: 1332806580.jpg-(224 KB, 574x800, aa9e600f3882ed127cebeaa93648d3(...).jpg) >>18468465 Planefag might not murder>>18468138, but I might for delaying our SWQ tiem

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:03 No.18468496 >>18468462 basically this. We need to gtfo as quickly as possible. We are knights, we have no time for peasants.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:03 No.18468498 File: 1332806586.png-(295 KB, 1920x1200, Lovepeace.png) >>18468465 >Planefag read Reginald quest and GS's apology >comes back >SWQ is now this

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:03 No.18468499 File: 1332806587.png-(130 KB, 640x344, Snake_slapyourshitCQC.png) mc face when

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:03 No.18468500 >>18468443 I think she'd be more comfortable flying and not being crammed somewhere in the plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:03 No.18468503 >>18468295 I realized our problem! We TRIED to gnome them to start! We need to NOT try to get em to start!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:04 No.18468521 >>18468495 I will defend him from you! I had not known this either.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:05 No.18468526 >>18468499 Do we even know CQC?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)20:05 No.18468531 File: 1332806736.jpg-(58 KB, 182x222, 1289195992406.jpg) >>18468347 I uh

>>	Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)20:05 No.18468534 >picture vivid images of flaming lawn gnomes hurling fireballs from both hands Hey didn't Barin have a tailor in residence? How much do you want to bet that they can do embroidery? THIS IS THE UNIT PATCH FOR GNOME CLUB.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:06 No.18468538 rolled 24 = 24 >>18468531 Oh shit, look what you guys did. YOU BROKE PLANEFAG. WHO GM SWQ NOW.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:06 No.18468541 >>18468526 We know how to get choked to death, stabbed, and disarmed by martians. I assume there's some overlap in the skillsets. Fuckers cheat, anyway. Having 18 arms isn't kosherized for wrasslin'

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:06 No.18468547 >>18468503 Fucking this. We aren't casting spells people, we're only bending physical laws and probabilities a little bit.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)20:07 No.18468551 >>18468531 In before NEXT TIME ON SWQ....

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)20:07 No.18468552 >Strap Reflector belt to head, climb ontop of Widow. >Stare for a moment at the oncoming marines. >"FOOLISH MAAAARINEES, I, THE GREAT MASTER OF CASTLE BAAARIN CHALLENGE YOUR LEADER! OR DO YOU HAVE NOOOOO HONNNOOOOOOR?!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:07 No.18468555 >>18468538 dude, chill. I have 3 badly written SW fanfics that I never actually finished. I can take over

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:07 No.18468558 for some reason the set up in the hangar reminded me of the hallway scene from old boy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OzB-mop6AA

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:07 No.18468560 >>18468531 SWQ is cancelled for the day due to planefag catching up on REGINALD QUEST.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:07 No.18468562 >>18468531 time to pack up guys this is going to be a SHORT thread

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:07 No.18468563 File: 1332806878.jpg-(10 KB, 227x222, 1329632421925.jpg) rolled 10 = 10 >>18468551

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:08 No.18468571 >>18468531 Weren't expecting that apology, were you?

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:09 No.18468573

>>18468495
Boy you will be patient and wait for Planefag. If you'd like, I can entertain us in the meantime with a story.

...hoo boy, what do I even have? Uhhhhh...I've got "How I was the Deviljho."
I've got "Gyo," could post, like, a chapter of that.
Uhhhhhhhh...got some manga in my /c/ folder about a catgirl that behaves much more like a cat. "Little Little," that was it.
Also from that general area I've got...cripes, I'm not typing out that name. Basically, Saber eats some weird cookies and becomes a loli. FS/N.
Also from FS/N I've got "Childcare is War," which ain't so much a story as much as a bunch of pictures in which Archer raises Rin and Sakura.

Of course as soon as I post this Planefag will have posted.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)20:10 No.18468586 >>18468531 Stay with us Planefag, don't go towards the light! DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:10 No.18468587 >>18468573 I demand loli saber.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:10 No.18468593 >>18468573 >Gyo Oh hell no. That is the only thing I have ever read that I found disturbing. That and the short story in the back about the holes in the cliff face.

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)20:11 No.18468601 File: 1332807067.jpg-(56 KB, 576x432, One shall stand.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:11 No.18468606 >>18468593 DDR DDR DDR

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:11 No.18468607 >>18468573 Little little please, nya~ Because everybody loves catgirls!

>>	The Technologist 03/26/12(Mon)20:11 No.18468609 Let's let planefag catch up on Reginald Quest, he won't abandon us, and he's a total bro (in a good way) for DMing Strike Witches after having a shitty week.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:11 No.18468611 File: 1332807100.jpg-(114 KB, 640x480, PqS84w1332215955.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:11 No.18468612 >>18468593 Oh man I love the holes thing. >THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME! So easily applied to real world situations.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:11 No.18468615 >>18468573 >Childcare is War Makes me d'aaaaw every time I read it.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)20:12 No.18468617 >>18468607 Too right. Especially if they bring murder presents.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:12 No.18468620 >>18468593 You should read the manga Junji Ito did about his wife and their cats. It's disturbingly hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:12 No.18468623 File: 1332807168.jpg-(62 KB, 500x500, DDR____DDR____by_Coelasquid.jpg) >>18468606 That scene is now funny.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:13 No.18468630 >>18468573 FS/N Rin vs Gilgamesh

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:13 No.18468632 >>18468623 damn you, i was drinking coke

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:13 No.18468633 File: 1332807214.jpg-(168 KB, 780x943, 1332126215289.jpg) >>18468617

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:13 No.18468636 File: 1332807230.gif-(761 KB, 427x240, 1331444323302.gif) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHUHTl2YU8c + http://www.rainymood.com/ Think of the Adorable Cossack.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:14 No.18468640 >>18468617 >murder presents Well...kinda, but not so much murder. Anyways, let's give it a bit, I'm sure Planefag will pull through for us.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:15 No.18468650 >45 minutes >1 quest post I'm cool if you stop, but don't leave us hanging.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:15 No.18468651 File: 1332807317.png-(393 KB, 1142x1431, 1326384855621.png) >>18468617 I need to make my cat stop doing this. But I don't want to hurt his feelings...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:16 No.18468661 >>18468651 >terrasque head in the background ...I'm keeping her

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:16 No.18468662 >>18468650 He's been distracted, read the thread.

Okay, my brain restarted planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)20:16 No.18468666
File: 1332807408.jpg-(140 KB, 1190x1500, 262d841b57ccbb8723435ca4fbb5b7(...).jpg)

Thinking quickly, you pop the canopy of your Widow open, stand up, and point in the general direction of the new Witch.

"HOLY SHIT HOT WITCH NO PANTIES!" you scream at the top of your lungs.

The pale, white haired Witch - uh, the OTHER pale white-haired witch, not Sanya - freezes mid-assault. Empty bucket still raised above her prone victim in both hands, she slowly turns to peek over her shoulder with one red eye.

She sees ten or so Marine pilots, with no shirts on and belts tied around their heads, staring slack-jawed at her ass. And what an ass it is, a nice pale full moon neatly bisected by a thin, cute animal tail. The Marines, fresh off the boat after months at sea with nothing but other Marines to look at, are staring at her ass so hard you think it's starting to tan.

She drops the bucket as she spins around, eliciting a small whimper from her unfortunate victim. She yanks her uniform jacket down as far as it will go over her hips, her tail snapping straight out behind her as it goes bushy with consternation.

"WH- WHY YOU-"

"Aaaaaaaaahhhh" drones the prone engineer, looking upwards from the floor with a dreamy expression.

That's when the Witch draws her sidearm.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:17 No.18468678 File: 1332807466.png-(116 KB, 353x500, 1331509077157.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468682 >>18468666 ABORT ABORT TAKE OFF SCRAMBLE OFF THE DECK LIFTOFF RETREAT RUN

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468683 File: 1332807490.jpg-(195 KB, 671x750, Erich Hartmann.jpg) >>18468666 OH SHIT WHERES ERICA WHEN YOU NEED HER TO CALM HER GERMAN FRIENDS DOWN

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468684 >>18468666 >That's when the Witch draws her sidearm. OH SHIT GET IN THE WIDOW!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468685 File: 1332807510.jpg-(336 KB, 1024x768, 1327908411753.jpg) >>18468666

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468686 >>18468666 KEIKAKU DOORI. Running time!

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468687 >>18468666 >That's when the Witch draws her sidearm. That would be our cue to leave.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468688 >>18468678 >minnapup don't you dare break anything

>>	It's okay, I did the same thing. Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468689 >>18468666 SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE MOVE MOVE MOVE! GET OUT OF THERE GHOSTRIDER!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468691 File: 1332807528.png-(394 KB, 800x1174, The_Enigma_of_Minecraft_by_Ult(...).png) >>18468612

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468692 >>18468666 Shit! RUN!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468696 >>18468666 Dammit, now we have to go save them. >Sigh Also, >666 /tg/ know what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:18 No.18468697 >>18468666 >"Aaaaaaaaahhhh" drones the prone engineer, looking upwards from the floor with a dreamy expression. R.I.P. Engineer Bro He died at the greatest moment of his entire life.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468700 rolled 11 = 11 >>18468666 PULL MIYAFUJI INTO WIDOW FLY FOR OUR LIVES (What i'd give to be that mechanic...)

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468705 >>18468666 ...wait, that's not Princess. That said, GET THAT FUCKING PLANE ROLLING

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468707 >>18468666 RESTART THOSE ENGINES PILOT OR ELSE SHAMFU DISPRAY

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468708 >>18468666 FLY, YOU FOOLS!

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468709

>>18468651
>I need to make my cat stop doing this. But I don't want to hurt his feelings...
He's trying to teach you to hunt because you apparently leave him unimpressed with your hunting skills. If you want to make him stop, you must eat the present. Then he'll start bringing you half-dead mice. You must kill and eat those. This will continue until you learn to hunt.

>>	Writefag 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468713 >>That's when the Witch draws her sidearm. Well, good thing this is no longer our problem. 'Cause it looks like things are about to go a bit... squiffy.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468715 >>18468666 "...WARNING SHOTS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST WARNING SHOTS!"

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468717 File: 1332807593.jpg-(60 KB, 362x517, Tail Grab.jpg) >>18468666 >666 DOOM SHALL BEFALL OUR FELLOW NEON SAMURAI Also, more delicious Princess

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468718 >>18468666 Scramble, get in the motherfucking air, we can deal with the fallout from this later but currently we HAVE AN ADORABLE COSSACK to fly with. Pantieless witches are nothing compared to that. WE FLY!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:19 No.18468720 >>18468666 See? I knew he'd come through for us. I'll hold off on storytime until the end.

Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)20:20 No.18468723
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>>18468666
>"Aaaaaaaaahhhh" drones the prone engineer, looking upwards from the floor with a dreamy expression.

HA HA

>That's when the Witch draws her sidearm.

Luckily it isn't at us!

Time to go!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:20 No.18468725 >>18468678 IF I SEE THAT GODDAMN MINNA ONE MORE TIME

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:21 No.18468729 >>18468725 dude, chill. I house trained her

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)20:21 No.18468730 File: 1332807662.jpg-(26 KB, 300x400, Watching you masturbate, l(...).jpg) >>18468725 Problem?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:21 No.18468736 TAKE OFF NOW!

>>	Writefag no 2 03/26/12(Mon)20:21 No.18468737 >>18468720 Got Prune Barge Shuffle comin' in at the end, mate.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/26/12(Mon)20:22 No.18468743 File: 1332807757.jpg-(159 KB, 500x500, b17cf0f72bf9aca8a2478d3c86437f(...).jpg) >>18468730 They are a dime a dozen

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:22 No.18468744 >>18468666 >red eyes It WAS Heide you deceptive motherfucker. I am perfectly ok with this.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)20:22 No.18468745
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>>18468666

You patiently crank the engines, their loud squeals and snorts drowning out the cute little Pop! Pop! of the Witch's 9mm Luger as stunned Marines duck for cover. Ian is sniggering wickedly from the gunner's cockpit as he watches the faces of Marines torn between liking life and wanting another look at that pale moon so bright, hot damn.

At long last the powerplants catch and turn over unaided, one after another, and with both Double-Wasp radials rumbling, you nudge them up to full power long enough to get rolling. You're still deep in the hangar, so you've got to carefully steer your Widow around other parked aircraft. Thankfully, with a tricycle landing gear and steerable nose-wheel, it's actually possible.

You floor the throttles going down the runway, drop a few notches of flaps, and the new P-61C fairly leaps off the runway. With half the planned equipment ripped out by Luke, the new, massively more powerful engines haul the fighter off the ground like a rocket sled on rails.

"I need a cigarette," you mumble dreamily.

"Mmmm, yeah," Sean says from the back.

"You talking about the plane, or are you using your binoculars on the hangar?" you say dourly.

".... yes."

>Form up with Adorable Cossack?
>BOUNCE Adorable Cossack? Politely?
>Looks like some Marines anchored their boats in a FORBIDDEN PARKING ZONE!
>Other?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:22 No.18468748 Fap Angel, clarification please. >introduce witch with image of Prinzessin and the test pants, she's harrasing the engineer about said pants >now has white hair and red eyes So is it Prinnie or Heide?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:23 No.18468757 >>18468700 This man speaks wisdom Acquire MIYAFUJI. Then FLY YOU FOOLS.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 03/26/12(Mon)20:23 No.18468758 >>18468666 Sorry! Come on your big beautiful engine Start! Dont make me get Kathy!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:23 No.18468762 >>18468745 Buzz the navy, then form up on adorable cossack. while listing all the ways we could have bounced her

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:24 No.18468765 >>18468744 Heide has a bird tail, which can't do >>18468352 I think PF dun goofed.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:24 No.18468767 File: 1332807851.jpg-(44 KB, 500x375, ee0e4f9787f883a25e5771981f9bd0(...).jpg) >>18468725 We love doggy Minna!

>>	The Technologist 03/26/12(Mon)20:24 No.18468769 >>Form up with Adorable Cossack. We have a job to do.

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)20:24 No.18468771 File: 1332807871.jpg-(49 KB, 773x600, FUCKING.jpg) >>18468745 Did she.... did she start killing people... >BTW, FORM UP AND ROLL OUT

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:24 No.18468775 What? No, no bouncing the night witch, we don't bounce people like her.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:24 No.18468776 >>18468745 >form up on Adorable Cossack ...you suggested bouncing Sanya? We aren't that kind of pilot, mate.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468778 >Form up with Adorable Cossack

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468779 >>18468767 >We love doggy Minna! I really need to get my mind out of the gutter, I put a with somewhere in there.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468780 >>18468745 bounce sanya again. for old times sake. if she asks why, tell her its for old ties sake.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468782 File: 1332807906.jpg-(158 KB, 476x600, KATZ IS THE WORST CHARACTER IN(...).jpg) >>18468666 >Form up with Adorable Cossack? yes

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468786 >>18468745 BOUNCE pantsless witch, plus marines.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468787 >>18468745 THIS ZONE IS RESERVED FOR THOSE OF YOU BADASS ENOUGH TO GET AWAY WITH IT AND YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT, MARINE PATSIES

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468788 >Form up with Adorable Cossack? No need to bounce her, she may not take nicely to it, and we intend to be nice to her, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468789 >>18468745 Form up after buzzing the navy

>>	Major Airlift 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468792 File: 1332807937.jpg-(87 KB, 500x415, 1331771774942.jpg) >>18468745 >Form up with Adorable Cossack? >>18468767 So many Minnas...

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468793 >>18468745 Dont waste ammo on the marines boats, it'd only strand them on the island and thats what we dont want. Form up with ADORABLE COSSACK!

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468795

>>18468745
Form up on her, we've had a long day, she's had a long day, as much as we love bouncing let's not bounce the one who pulled us out of our funk and gave us the most needed hug ever.

She is our new cute little sister, and we shall not antagonize her right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468797 >>18468745 Form up, if MARINE PARKING shenanigans can be pulled off along the way then do so.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468798 >>18468745 Now might be a good time for a SNAP ROLL, followed by interrogation procedures while inverted at 30'.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468800 >>18468745 Form up, it's only right. We already bounced her once anyways.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:25 No.18468801 >>18468792 is minna heil-ing there?

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)20:26 No.18468804 File: 1332807977.jpg-(71 KB, 600x450, RELEASE THE HOUNDS.jpg) >>18468792 I want them all.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:26 No.18468807 >>18468745 FORM UP ON ADORABLE COSSACK

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:26 No.18468809 >>18468745 >BOUNCE Adorable Cossack? Politely? No use fighting our true nature.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:26 No.18468810 B-b-b-b-ounce the witch!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:26 No.18468815 File: 1332808014.jpg-(80 KB, 1250x416, The Enigma Of Bikini Bottom.jpg) >>18468593

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:26 No.18468816 FORM UP AND ROLL OUT!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:27 No.18468818 >>18468787 One does not go strafing friendlies.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:27 No.18468822 bounce her softly. bounce her tender.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:27 No.18468823 >BOUNCE Adorable Cossack? Politely? For nostalgia's sake

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:27 No.18468825 >>18468801 She's saying 'GAU!" Which is Japanese onomatopoeia for dogs barking. So no.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:27 No.18468827 File: 1332808069.jpg-(162 KB, 500x635, 2010-11-02-23-14-091766459153.jpg) rolled 84 = 84 >>18468815

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:27 No.18468829 Buzz navy, form up with adorbz. Remind Sean that we know he's been mackin' on our sister by perform a few 'experimental' air maneuvers with the new engines.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:27 No.18468831 Form up on adorable Cossack. Throw in a snap roll or five in the mean time.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:27 No.18468832 Form up with adorable Cossack squadron mate.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:28 No.18468845 bounce/form up in Adorable Cossak

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:28 No.18468846 File: 1332808129.jpg-(172 KB, 1273x809, Gau-8.jpg) >>18468818 They weren't so friendly.... >>18468825 Huh...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:28 No.18468849 >>18468745 Polite bounce... Announce your arrival and don't go too close.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:29 No.18468850 File: 1332808143.jpg-(205 KB, 1800x1150, Gau-8.jpg) >>18468825 >>She's saying "Gau" I have an alternate theory.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:29 No.18468856 ADORABLE COSSACK FORMING UP

>>	Writefag 03/26/12(Mon)20:29 No.18468862 >Form up with Sanya. Try to have a nice, stress-free night flight like we used to do. Maybe see if Sean can pipe in some radio from London.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:29 No.18468863 >>18468829 Concur with all. BOUNCE navy, Form up with cossack-kun, Fly upside-down until INTEL is acquired. Actually, do the first two while upside-down.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:29 No.18468866 >>18468846 >>18468850 Gau-8mind.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)20:29 No.18468867 Form up! Also I have created more writefaggotry for you.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:30 No.18468871 File: 1332808226.jpg-(399 KB, 715x1010, 3628d1aa32912d5069cdee67b5d342(...).jpg) Mmm, Heinrike.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:30 No.18468877

>>18468846
The pilots were acting like douches.

The poor coxswains who have to man the Liberty Launch instead of being able to do shit have done nothing to us. Just think of the shit they will have to put up with when the Marines have to go back to the ships.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:30 No.18468878 >>18468745 Form up with Adorable Cossack!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:31 No.18468883 [X] Do NOT bounce the Witch. Either fly out normally, or buzz the marines first then fly out.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)20:32 No.18468891 File: 1332808355.gif-(1.78 MB, 350x156, fuck this shit.gif) >>18468748 I I don't fucking know I can't keep these whores separate anymore

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:32 No.18468895 >>18468883 [X] DO bounce the witch. We've been getting soft. The crowd that's here now wouldn't have bounced anyone. ARE WE NOT THE KING OF THE SKIES?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:33 No.18468898 bounce sahnyah like a rubber band ball. back to our roots.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:33 No.18468905 >>18468895 >>18468898 It's called character development, you swinish plebs. Look it up.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:33 No.18468906 >>18468895 To be fair MC has gone through a lot of shit in a very short period of time.

The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)20:34 No.18468910
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>>18468083

Oh, and you're welcome.

I started off with the Pappy "Da Fuq is This" and after I saw you use it, I was so excited I started making more and more WWII Aviation themed pics. Glad to see you like them.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:34 No.18468911 File: 1332808450.png-(6 KB, 400x400, 1330490646764.png) rolled 18 = 18 >>18468891 >PF still in Africa with Reginald.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:34 No.18468913 Bounce her, gently, softly, like a caress. Then slow down and form up. We need closure.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:34 No.18468916 File: 1332808476.jpg-(36 KB, 288x320, garlic sketch.jpg) >>18468038 >aliums >alliums >allium sativa BATTLE GARLIC OR... MAY I SAY... WARLIC

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:34 No.18468917 >>18468905 > swinish plebs PERINNE GET OFF OF /TG/ NOBODY LIKES YOU, PERINNE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:34 No.18468918 No bouncing Sanya, but maybe a bit of playful teasing when we're in the air?

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)20:35 No.18468923 File: 1332808519.jpg-(338 KB, 1000x1000, proper placement of head.jpg) >>18468891 HA HA OH WOW

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:35 No.18468933 >>18468905 the 'politely' is the character development.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:36 No.18468935 >>18468917 ...I like Perrine.

>>	Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)20:36 No.18468936 >Looks like some Marines anchored their boats in a FORBIDDEN PARKING ZONE! Do you even need to ask?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:36 No.18468938 >>18468895 We've got like 15 kills, with two dreads. We don't have to reduce ourselves to scaring the shit out of a little girl who sees us as an older brother to prove ourselves anymore. Besides, we already bounced her.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:36 No.18468940 [x] Form up with the one who helped us so much,

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)20:36 No.18468941 File: 1332808587.jpg-(79 KB, 641x599, 131375416756.jpg) >>18468891 They are most certainly not whores!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:36 No.18468947 >>18468935 You had to go and ruin it. Good job...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:36 No.18468950 There will be none of this bouncing of Sanya you stupid chucklefucks. Form up, and then go upside down to gain INTEL.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:37 No.18468952 while we're in the air, start singing her song. we shall have a gnome and witch quartet!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:37 No.18468954 >>18468950 And why not? It's fun.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:38 No.18468963 File: 1332808689.jpg-(129 KB, 704x696, NobodyLikesPerinne.jpg) >>18468935 NOBODY

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:38 No.18468967 >>18468952 Talking of which, we have to make sure our crew sing. If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:38 No.18468968 >>18468954 We're a little bit more responsible now. Just a little bit.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:38 No.18468970 >>18468954 Because it would be out of character at this point. Also not fun anymore.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:38 No.18468973 File: 1332808724.jpg-(369 KB, 1416x2000, eventhefilename,perfectlyc(...).jpg) >>18468917

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:38 No.18468975 >>18468954 Because we're already on the chopping block for sucker punching our CO? A fight started because we bounced Sanya to begin with.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:39 No.18468978 >>18468941 whiteknight pls leave

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:39 No.18468979 >>18468935 HELLO THERE MR NOBODY

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:39 No.18468980 >>18468970 >Also not fun anymore. That's, like, your opinion, man.png

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:39 No.18468984 >>18468978 >whiteknights >/tg/ pick two

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:40 No.18468987 File: 1332808811.jpg-(22 KB, 302x300, 1315678448582.jpg) >>18468980 >It's fun

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:40 No.18468995 >>18468978 >Calling MinnaFag a white knight >Not looking at the image Is sarcasm a second language for you?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)20:40 No.18468996
File: 1332808846.jpg-(46 KB, 736x736, 1320027689091.jpg)

"I believe it is our god-given duty as test-pilots of this new production block prototype," you say, "to push this bitch to the limit."

You ram the throttles forward against the stops, a wicked gleam in your eye, and point the Widow's nose skyward. The heavy fighter claws skyward, the new paddle-bladed props clawing through the air eagerly. You watch the altimeter spooling up with manic glee, little giggles escaping you every now and then.

"Ah, shit," Sean says, resigned.

Finally, your Widow starts to mush, and you pull the Widow's nose even higher, then straight vertical. Forward progress halts, and you hang in the air for a second before your fighter falls out of the sky, tail-first. With a deft motion of the yoke, she neatly flips on her back, nose pointed towards the considerably smaller collection of glowlights that is Castle Barin.

"No radar," you instruct. "Need to see what she knows."

"Right-o," Sean replies.

You cut the throttles to idle - then turn off the magnetos. They cough into silence, you feather the props, and momentarily there's only the eerie sibilance of the slipstream around your plane as you plummet out of the sky.

"Der fuk?" Ian comments.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:40 No.18468999 >>18468978 Surely you jest.

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)20:41 No.18469008 File: 1332808893.jpg-(47 KB, 520x447, 1332211515535.jpg) >>18468978 What are you some sort of cool and edgy faggot?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:41 No.18469009 >>18468996 I agree with Ian, he makes an excellent point.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:42 No.18469020 >>18468975 >Because we're already on the chopping block for sucker punching our CO? seriously doubt it >A fight started because we bounced Sanya to begin with. HA-HA no. that was gonna be a mess no matter what.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:42 No.18469024 >>18468954 She just said we'd make a good big brother. That's so adorable it should be illegal. Let's form up and actually do our jobs.

Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)20:42 No.18469025

>>18468996
I wrote you a thing :3

___________________________

Flying ghostrider
Bouncing magical girls to
Forget the horror.

No pants is
Not a choice but a
Way of life.

Knock Knock aliens
Hispano twenty mike mike
At your door, open up.

Neon headbands on
Fellow Barin warriors
Here is bomb, fuk u

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:42 No.18469026 File: 1332808969.jpg-(12 KB, 275x183, 1308794948527.jpg) >>18468996

>>	Writefag 03/26/12(Mon)20:42 No.18469029 >>18468996 Heh... Heheh... Payback's gonna be a bitch tonight...

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)20:42 No.18469033 File: 1332808978.jpg-(66 KB, 500x711, Nobody likes.jpg) >>18468963 NOBODY

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:43 No.18469034 >>18468996 Time to invert and begin our interrogation.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:43 No.18469037 >>18468996 >momentarily there's only the eerie sibilance of the slipstream around your plane as you plummet out of the sky. my colon clenched a little bit, no joke.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:43 No.18469038 >>18468996 Vengeance?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:43 No.18469039 >>18468941 That looks like some sort of alien device. Perhaps it's used for pain/pleasure conditioning?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:43 No.18469043 >>18469025 >No pants is >Not a choice but a >Way of life. I'm hearing it in William Shatner's voice and I can't unhear it.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:43 No.18469046 >>18468996 "MY MY IT SEEMS MY GNOMEY POWERS CANNOT ACTIVATE THE ENGINES AND THE COCKPIT SEEMS TO BE SEALED TIGHT" "NOW ABOUT MY SISTER.....

>>	The Technologist 03/26/12(Mon)20:44 No.18469050 File: 1332809052.jpg-(79 KB, 351x379, 1327122361355.jpg) >>18468996 "IT BEGINS!!!"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:44 No.18469051 File: 1332809052.png-(85 KB, 162x194, ITBEGINS.png) >>18468996 IT BEGINS.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:44 No.18469057 >>18468996 "So, gentlemen, I feel now is a good time to make a point about little sisters, their place in war, and the importance of sharing critical information with the man who flies your plane."

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)20:44 No.18469058 File: 1332809080.jpg-(163 KB, 600x791, ADORABLE COSSACKS.jpg) >>18468996 WE STEALTH FIGHTER NOW

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)20:45 No.18469064 File: 1332809119.jpg-(6 KB, 177x181, It hasn't even begun.jpg) >>18469050 >>18469051

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)20:45 No.18469066 File: 1332809121.jpg-(73 KB, 344x341, 1331790939984.jpg) >>18469043 I am SO PLEASED

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:46 No.18469077 >>18469057 >>18469046 This.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)20:46 No.18469083 File: 1332809185.gif-(1.97 MB, 400x226, Bison Yes.gif) >>18468996 IT BEGINS! (Hopping on the bandwagon at this point.)

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)20:47 No.18469093 File: 1332809234.jpg-(24 KB, 482x439, Gnoming is half the battle.jpg) IT IS TIME

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:47 No.18469095 >>18469066 You are now imagining pantsless Shatner. Pantsless MODERN Shatner.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:47 No.18469098 inb4 sean and ian were with our sister most of the last few hours trying to get her to stop crying her eyes out because we made her think we hate her. inb4 this bounce gets sper awkward.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:48 No.18469113 >BOUNCE OUR CREW Planefag, show us your ways.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)20:48 No.18469117 >>18469098 DUDE NO SHUT UP HE'LL SEE YOU

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:48 No.18469118 >>18469095 I'm imagining full-on space opera drama. "Will, you can't do it! If you bounce one more witch, you'll die!" "There's--no CHOICE. We have... no other option!"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:49 No.18469121 >>18468935 No you do not.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:49 No.18469122 >>18469095 DENNY CRANE.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:49 No.18469124 >>18469098 AWKWARDNESS CANNOT STOP THE BOUNCE. IF IT TRIES, YOU BOUNCE IT, TOO, AND ANY OTHER EMOTIONS IT BRINGS ALONG FOR THE RIDE. THERE CAN ONLY BE THE BOUNCE, WHILE BOUNCING.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:49 No.18469125 File: 1332809356.jpg-(41 KB, 349x420, 1328147886218.jpg) rolled 82 = 82 >>18469098

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:49 No.18469129 >>18469098 Nah. Worst comes to worst, we give them a piece on one bit of future bullshit.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:49 No.18469140 "It's dead."

>>	Writefag no 2 03/26/12(Mon)20:50 No.18469147 >>18468996 Hey, PF? Could you get on the IRC when you get a minute? I need to ask you something.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:50 No.18469149 >>18468996 Just got to this, and 'Highway to the Danger Zone' came on my Pandora station. LIFE IS GOOD!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:51 No.18469165 >>18468593 Oh GOD... thanks for reminding me about that one....

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:52 No.18469169 >>18469121 But I do. Part of it is due to Perfectly Cute up there somewhere. But mostly it's that I gravitate towards the characters people seem to bag on the most. No idea why.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:52 No.18469179 Its a pity Moscow Nights is a post-war song. Due with Sanya would be fantastic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqccaYkr0E8&feature=related

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:53 No.18469190 >>18469169 Hipster complex. Next, you'll be drinking pbr's and trying out big square glasses. I'm so very sorry.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:53 No.18469194 >>18469117 i pretty much assumed it was the case when they dodged the question about where they were...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:53 No.18469195 >>18469169 Damn it, what is it with that perfectly cute thing? Totally got to me as well. Although I must point out I still prefer Sanya.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:54 No.18469200 >>18469179 I prefer Arnhem knights http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLiRgNFvfGw

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)20:54 No.18469202
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>>18468996

"What?"

"You just turned off the fucking engines!"

"Relax, I can just turn them on again!"

"Except if you can't!"

You yank the night binoculars down from their locked and stowed position as the altimeter rapidly unspools. Even your 20/10 vision is going to need help with this one. "Cry more, faggot. I'm a gnome, remember?"

"What the FUCK is with you two assholes and fucking gnomes recently?" Sean snarls from the back. Pressing your eyes to the rubber eyepieces of the binoculars, you just manage to catch a flash of white hair against black water; a tiny pinspeck of white far below. Gauging distance/velocity/angles in a wink, you slap the binoculars up into the stowed position, tighten your seat straps and prepare for the gentle, sweet, polite introductory bounce.

"Bounce School 101," you mutter. "Class is now in session."

"Seriously," Sean mutters from the back as the Widow hurls seaward at better then three hundred MPH. You grunt, and try one of your new toys - the dive-brakes.

"All the time now, Gnome this, Gnome that. You fuckers finally crack? Appealing to the WildFae of Brittania for aid against the mighty alium? You fuckers gonna throw picnics on ley lines, dance naked around Stonehenge? Smoke twine and banana peels?"

They deploy perfectly, and with a little spiral thrown in your Widow almost seems to float out of the darkness at a sedate two-thirty MPH. Much better.

"Gonna borrow some faggy little berets from Perrine, slouch around wearing 'em looking like somebody took a dump in 'em before you wore them? Like somebody just shit in all your cute little beatnick dreams and the local faries only dance to mainstream music now? Huh?"

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)20:55 No.18469216 >>18469202 Awww, man, I don't want to be mean to Sanya.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:55 No.18469219 >>18469202 He doesn't know, does he.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:55 No.18469222 >>18469202 > Cease taking shit from SIGNAL GNOME

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:56 No.18469223 File: 1332809761.jpg-(114 KB, 640x427, 1324158330716.jpg) >>18469169

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:56 No.18469229 >>18469202 No bounce, I didn't want to be mean to Sanya, she gave us a hug when we needed it.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:56 No.18469240 >>18469222 Sean is not a SIGNAL GNOME. He is a BLADE GNOME.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:56 No.18469242 >>18469202 I'm not okay with this.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:56 No.18469243 >>18469202 Pull up and let us discover once and for all if it is truly possible for a person to literally eat their words.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:56 No.18469244 >>18469229 >>18469216 TOO LATE. The true nature of the gnome wins out.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)20:57 No.18469248 >>18469202 >Sean still doesn't know. And here I had him down as observant.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:57 No.18469249 >>18469229 A 230MPH bounce is a caress, man.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:57 No.18469253 >>18469190 See, I don't think it's hipster complex because, as you'll note, I'm not lording it over the lot of you and claiming some kind of superior ground. I just like Perrine. Maybe I'm just screwed up in the head some other way. So what's a pbr?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:57 No.18469255 >>18469240 Even worse! At least SIGNAL GNOME would be useful in plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:58 No.18469257 >>18469244 We're coming in slow and quiet. If we do it right, she'll only be startled by the fact that we're suddenly in formation.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:58 No.18469259 File: 1332809888.png-(11 KB, 400x400, 2 (2).png) >MFW Sean still doesnt know. i am immediately sure its going to fuck us over, but still. huhuhu.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:58 No.18469266 >>18469255 You won't be saying that once we get a Gundam with a sword.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:58 No.18469267 rolled 35 = 35 >>18469202 Why are we bouncing sanya? >I didn't ask or this.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:58 No.18469268 >>18469216 Would you rather tell the Russian girl that we don't take her seriously? I mean, Russia's entire thing is basically an endless waltz of getting shat on, beating up the people who shat on them, and making grim jokes about it.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)20:59 No.18469269 >>18469202 Why the hell is sean being so aggressive? Did we murder his pet or something by drowning it in our tears of rage and pain from earlier?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:59 No.18469272 >>18469253 Shitty beer. Popular with hipsters, the poor, and oddly, mainland china.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:59 No.18469273 >>18469253 Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's a beer. Try it, you'll like it.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:59 No.18469275 >>18469253 a beer I too, like Perrine. As a character.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:59 No.18469277 >>18469266 STOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAA

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)20:59 No.18469287 >>18469267 Because most people wanted to. that you exist does not say that you are the majority.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:00 No.18469289 File: 1332810002.jpg-(12 KB, 400x313, police_drebin.jpg) >polite introductory bounce ...oh dear God in Heaven. We're not bouncing Sanya.... WE'RE BOUNCING PRINCESS.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:00 No.18469290 >>18469202 Now we fly upside down, because Sean's being a pussy again. Also: yourawizardsean.jpg.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:00 No.18469291 >>18469272 >>18469273 >>18469275 >beer Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:00 No.18469296 >>18469202 >>18469202 >Inb4 we're bouncing princess

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:01 No.18469306 "we've gotta stop meeting like this"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:01 No.18469308 >>18469289 >>18469296 who....

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:01 No.18469315 >>18469287 >Because most people wanted to Okay

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:01 No.18469318 >>18469296 Too late

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)21:01 No.18469320
File: 1332810096.jpg-(45 KB, 550x359, 1329720947863.jpg)

Sanya's powering straight away from Barin, over the channel, as you float down almost directly over the castle. You let her build some vertical separation, then roll towards her and begin closing the range around angels three, so you'll have enough altitude to trade for energy to catch her with.

"It's just a term-" Ian begins, but Sean cuts him off by disengaging his intercom.

"Term. Term. It's fucking retarded, tell ya what," he replies. "Fuck, we've got the Flying Tigers, the Jolly Rogers, a motherfucker that was IN the Flying Tigers and now COMMANDS the Jolly Rogers and bomber crews, they name their shit 'Dragons Tail' and paint hot bitches on the nose and what's the nickname you insufferable faggots pick?"

You push the Widow's nose down sharply and dive steeply, eying your radar altimeter as you do. Over the Channel, the ordinary and radar altimeters should agree - and they do, perfectly. Excellent. You skim the waves around three-hundred miles an hour, and ahead, her silhouette barely visible against the slightly lighter sky, is Sanya, still building up speed after take-off. As you close in, you notice she's looking up warily, the light of her magical antennae scanning left-right-left - probably for you.

"They remember," you whisper, and thumb your cannon trigger.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:01 No.18469324 >>18469308 The pantyless witch who is currently out of ammo and beset upon by marine dogs.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:02 No.18469328 >>18469272 China is a) full of poor people and b) an ENTIRE COUNTRY of "we were doing [x] before it was cool" where [x] is something it turns out the Chinese invented first. They're basically the ultimate hipsters.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:02 No.18469331 File: 1332810133.jpg-(120 KB, 800x620, THats-that.jpg) >>18469289 >>18469296

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:02 No.18469340 >>18469320 What.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)21:02 No.18469342 CANNONS WHY

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:02 No.18469343 >>18469320 wat

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:02 No.18469344 >>18469308 One of these two >>18468923 possibly depending on who PF ends up deciding that was. They are referring to the blonde one.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:02 No.18469345 >>18469320 OH GOD.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:03 No.18469346 >>18469320 >thumb our cannon >behind her QUICK, GET THE CAMERA

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:03 No.18469347 >>18469320 We're firing at her. What the fuck. They're going to murder us later.

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)21:03 No.18469349 File: 1332810196.jpg-(45 KB, 520x362, what the fuck am I reading 1.jpg) >>18469320 >and thumb your cannon trigger.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:03 No.18469354 File: 1332810220.jpg-(6 KB, 166x231, 1328163922703.jpg) rolled 54 = 54 >>18469320

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:03 No.18469357 >>18469347 I think we're going to radio to her pew pew pew and say we shot her down. I hope so at least.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:03 No.18469358 File: 1332810228.jpg-(14 KB, 300x300, 1329408881188.jpg) >>18469320 >"They remember," you whisper, and thumb your cannon trigger.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:04 No.18469369 File: 1332810263.jpg-(20 KB, 200x300, 1331375091083.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:04 No.18469371 WHAT NO

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:04 No.18469376 sorry, thought you were a crow.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:04 No.18469379 >inb4 we shoot down a stalker alium

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:04 No.18469380 And that is how Planefag bounces /tg/.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:05 No.18469384 >>18469320 I'm assuming our pilot didn't suddenly snap; so we're doing something stupid, but reasonable.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:05 No.18469386 Heck, I'm still lost on the part where we're skimming the wavetops when we never restarted our engines.

>>	Major Airlift 03/26/12(Mon)21:05 No.18469389 File: 1332810334.jpg-(38 KB, 636x690, 1332472378958.jpg) >>18469320 Not Sanya!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:05 No.18469392 We're going to shout ALAKHAZAM MOTHERFUCKER aren't we?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:05 No.18469394 >>18469320 I would prefer NOT to bounce the adorable cossack. Remember our revelation? Remember how she said she thought we'd have made a good big brother? Do we really wanna freak her out? Let's just form up and give a wing waggle.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:05 No.18469397 >>18469320 >Aliens remembered her flight schedule >We bouncing aliums

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:06 No.18469409

>>18469320
What Sean fails to understand is that any mouthbreathing retard can name themselves something fearsome. Hitler tried to do this all the time with units and plans with grandiose names that always fell on their ass. What's far more impressive is taking something innocuous and turning it into a phrase that makes people stop in their tracks. So, we will be Gnomes. And we will Gnome so hard, so fast and so god damn relentlessly that people will speak the word with awe, reverence and a touch of fear borne from a subconscious idea that speaking the name of the Devil just might make him appear.

>>	Writefag 03/26/12(Mon)21:07 No.18469425 >>18469342 She did it first.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:07 No.18469428 File: 1332810472.jpg-(9 KB, 250x208, mindblown.jpg) >>18469397

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:08 No.18469431 >>18469380 The meta bounce. Though really, people are overreacting, we're not going to suddenly shoot Sanya. It's a gentle bounce remember. Gentle for us I guess.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:08 No.18469434 >>18469425 On orders. Not as a joke.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)21:09 No.18469448 File: 1332810569.jpg-(270 KB, 882x1038, LETS PLAY FETCH COME ON COME O(...).jpg) oh god we're going full pilot never go full pilot

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)21:09 No.18469451 File: 1332810577.jpg-(141 KB, 487x700, dont worry froggy, I love (...).jpg) >they REMEMBER. >shootin down cute cossak Y U DO DIS?

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)21:09 No.18469455 File: 1332810588.jpg-(243 KB, 960x725, F-82.jpg) >>18469448

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:09 No.18469457 File: 1332810597.jpg-(17 KB, 450x450, you-are-monitored.jpg) THEY. NOT SHE.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:10 No.18469464

I think we're beneath her and firing tracer rounds. As long as we don't aim up, we won't hit her, but we will let her know to scan in ALL directions next time.

Although honestly we should probably just make a habit of loading her into the plane and having her either use her magic from inside it or deploy from the plane once we reach altitude. We probably use less of our go juice (relatively speaking) to climb, and we can also refill said go juice much faster than she can. So anything that drops the amount of magic she has to use on stuff that's not scanning for aliums is a good thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:10 No.18469468 >>18469320 Do it. Strike her down with all of your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:11 No.18469474 we arent shooting her guys. just pttng one across her bow. make sure shes awake, you know?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)21:11 No.18469475
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>>18469320

And a whole lotta NUTHIN ensues.

"Forgot the gun chargers, genius," Ian says placidly. "It's the big red switch labeled 'do not touch without adult supervision."

"Meh," you grumble.

"I'm a fucking potato-swallowing hard-drinking knuckle-dragging Irish-American asshole, and even I'm fucking insulted by this pissweak slime you two call a creative streak," Sean continues to hold forth. "Gnomes? Seriously? They actually do physical labor."

"Two rounds rapid?" Ian asks eagerly.

"Naaah, I've got a better idea," you state, gauging the rate of closure. As you pull up on the Witch, you prepare to unfeather your props for a quick restart as you forward airspeed continues to slacken.

Silently, nigh-invisible in the darkness over the Channel, you slide up on Sanya's wing.

You key your mike and turn on your navigation and formation lights at the same time.

"GUTEN TAG!"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:11 No.18469477 Well, Fap Angel, whatever you're actually planning, you successfully bounced your own thread, at least.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:11 No.18469487 >>18469475 Har har

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:12 No.18469493 File: 1332810725.jpg-(24 KB, 413x395, 1298109898400.jpg) >>18469475

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)21:12 No.18469496 i love you

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:12 No.18469503 >>18469468 My jimmies are slightly rustled.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:12 No.18469510 >>18469475 This feeling... I've been trolled, but I'm still happy... What do you call it?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:12 No.18469511 >>18469477 To be fair, we could stand less posts anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:13 No.18469518 File: 1332810798.jpg-(9 KB, 210x214, 1328147243141.jpg) rolled 31 = 31 >>18469475 MC being silly. Thats german. But i bet he can't tell much of a difference.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:13 No.18469519 >>18469475 I thought of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g3Q-afA1U One of our better bounces.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:13 No.18469524 >>18469475 >Guten Tag >not Privyet Goddammit MC

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/26/12(Mon)21:14 No.18469536 >>18469510 Feeling the Hue? Any post by Papa-N during HLQ?

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)21:14 No.18469539 File: 1332810873.jpg-(159 KB, 591x514, sharptrap.jpg) >>18469475 >gutten tag that's not russian!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:14 No.18469544 >>18469524 He thinks it's Russian. MC is not very smart.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:15 No.18469554 So Sanya's radar didn't pick up our form at all? I mean, even if we're running silent she should still have detected us. Sloppy work, girl. But that's fine, I like it that way.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:15 No.18469555 >>18469509 Ian is a traitor to the Union commence inverted operations.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:15 No.18469559 >>18469518 Shouldn't we have done it in Japanese?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:15 No.18469561 >>18469524 I figured he doing it intentional. Like a mini-recreation of Operation: Surprise Hug, AKA Barbarossa. And poor Sanya thought we had a truce.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:16 No.18469567 >>18469524 To be fair, i don't think MC could pronounce 'Zdravstvuyte' without a second mouth.

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)21:16 No.18469568 File: 1332810966.jpg-(242 KB, 600x450, 1329714262972.jpg) >>18469475 >Guten tag What? That's not Russian, that's not Russian at all.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:16 No.18469581 >>18469561 >Operation: Surprise Hug I smiled.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:17 No.18469583 >>18469475 So next time we put lipstick on Sanya's stockings and see if it ends up on the counter?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:17 No.18469585 File: 1332811023.jpg-(28 KB, 600x300, 1328759405649.jpg) >>18469539 So you're on too now? OH BOY TIME TO NOT DO ANYTHING AT ALL TODAY THEN!

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)21:18 No.18469602 >>18469585 >TIME TO NOT DO ANYTHING AT ALL TODAY THEN! That's the plan

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:19 No.18469628 File: 1332811180.jpg-(147 KB, 601x550, 1323511660923.jpg) MEANWHILE, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)21:20 No.18469645
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>>18469475

The reaction is swift and immediate. Sanya spins in the air like a top, squealing with surprise, and you instinctively jink away from that loogie-hammer or whatever the fuck she calls it as the muzzles track towards you.

"Hey, kiddo! What's up?"

"H-h-how-"

"Ghostrider, baby," you reply. "Way of the spirit."

"The legendary stealth of the Gnome," Sean says dryly. "Didn't you know?"

"Enough of this shit," Ian says, finally needled. Needling Ian is like standing on the sky and moving a glacier, but Sean has true, innate talent at being an asshole. "Fuck, man, tigers and dragons and shit have been done to death. Why do you think Pappy's boys went with the Jolly Roger? It's subtle."

"Oh fuck *you,*" Sean says with real feeling. "MY unit emblem is free-range, shade grown! MY unit emblem is is PR friendly and mother-approved! You want a different name, you don't have to go full fag-a-tron. Fuck. Don't you bastards ever read?"

You and Ian remain silent for a moment.

"Racists," Sean snorts.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:21 No.18469655 Something has been bugging me. We know about gnomes because of old man clocks and minna interrogation. How does Ian know about gnomes when sean doesn't? And does this mean we get to punch ian in the face now?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:22 No.18469668 >>18469655 Ian overheard the term and realized that after he triggered it in the heat of the alium invasion he was shooting with unreal accuracy. It freaked him the hell out.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)21:22 No.18469671 >>18469645 What the fuck are they even talking about?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:22 No.18469676 >>18469645 Also, "Ian, grab something." And then roll right over Sanya onto her other wing.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:23 No.18469681 File: 1332811397.gif-(1.2 MB, 320x180, 1329841995654.gif) >>18469628

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:23 No.18469686 >>18469655 He figured it out on his own. And punching him in the face will be hard to do from the pilot's seat.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:23 No.18469688 >>18469645 Hey, no swearing before our cute little russian.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:23 No.18469693 File: 1332811435.jpg-(379 KB, 800x890, corn and sakabroto.jpg) Meanwhile, in another place and time.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:24 No.18469700 File: 1332811463.jpg-(126 KB, 452x308, 1284427066997.jpg) >>18469693

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:24 No.18469701 >>18469645 Greet adorable Cossack, ask how her flight has been, see if Sean can get some nice music playing off of the radio.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:24 No.18469702 >>18469676 We may want to RESTART THE ENGINES before we maneuver too much. Makes it easier to fly REAL FAST at low altitudes to 'interrogate' our crew

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:24 No.18469708 File: 1332811491.png-(235 KB, 418x355, zKKBD.png) >>18469671 there are some clarity issues...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:24 No.18469709 >>18469671 Sean thinks we're naming ours unit the Gnomes. It's funny, because he's all buttmad about something that isn't happening.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:24 No.18469710 >>18469676 Nah, just commence with the snap rolls, remember he sent letters and shit to our sister too.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)21:25 No.18469713 File: 1332811516.jpg-(184 KB, 613x800, raisas feathers.jpg) ass

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:25 No.18469722 File: 1332811537.jpg-(289 KB, 1223x810, 131473870772.jpg) >>18469693 NO

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:26 No.18469734 Did we ever restart our engines? If not, we're not going to be holding altitude for very long. Male magic doesn't work that way.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:27 No.18469744 >>18469709 >It's funny, because he's all buttmad about something that isn't happening You say that like it isn't going to happen now that he's expressed such strong dislike for the idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:27 No.18469749 >>18469693 Why Kharn?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:28 No.18469766 >>18469686 Also, we taped a piece of paper that read "GNOMES ONLY" or something like that to our cockpit while we were crying and drinking ourselves into a stupor inside. That, I believe, was where Ian learned the name.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:28 No.18469769 >>18469749 Other quest shenanigans.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:29 No.18469771

>>18469749
Better question, who cares?

The 40kids will try and stick their shit into everything anyway. Why even bother asking why they chose one piece of the franchise to hamfist into something else. They're as bad as furries and ponyfags when it comes to this.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:30 No.18469799 File: 1332811837.jpg-(88 KB, 363x310, 1273245909033.jpg) rolled 88 = 88 >>18469771

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:30 No.18469800 >>18469771 Because that's what happened in MSQ you fool.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)21:31 No.18469813

>>18469645

"The Irish love books," you say. "Everybody knows that. Lot softer then European toilet paper, in general."

"H-HEY!" You hear somebody knocking on your canopy. Looking up, you see Sanya flying almost on top of you, an angry look on her face as she raps on the canopy. Given the girl is so quiet she could almost blend into the scenery like a chameleon most days, it's mildly surprising, but-

"Hold on kiddo, we're having a grown-up discussion here," you announce on the radio.

"Gnome," Sean says again with complete disgust. "Why not Wendigo?"

You eye your airspeed indicator and unfeather your props. Toggling the right magneto, you start firing up your engines again.

"Or Yeti?"

The right Wasp coughs and rattles to weak life, and you start feverishly working on the second. You've got about three hundred feet of altitude now, which is also know as "fucking low." Cut it a little close.

A little fist hammers on the canopy again, and you hear Sanya cursing in Russian. Or shouting? Who fucking knows it all sounds like cursing if its in Russian.

"Wyvern? Griffion? Ogre? No, cyclops! Easily duped fuckheads with tunnel vision, that fits!"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:32 No.18469826 File: 1332811924.jpg-(34 KB, 344x343, 1327116377422.jpg) >>18469771 Jesus, chill out dude.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:32 No.18469828 >>18469813 Pay attention to the cute Cossack, we are in the air, it could be important.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:32 No.18469831 >>18469813 We've pissed off sanya, well I suppose that's what older brothers do. And she did say she wanted one like us...

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)21:32 No.18469832 Sanya's rustled. We should find out why.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)21:32 No.18469833 >>18469813 "WHY NOT WIZARD?"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:33 No.18469840 >>18469828 more important than turing the engines on?

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)21:33 No.18469846 File: 1332812005.png-(233 KB, 600x848, 1331019236734.png) >"Wyvern? Griffion? Ogre? No, cyclops! Easily duped fuckheads with tunnel vision, that fits!"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:34 No.18469861 File: 1332812057.jpg-(104 KB, 522x215, 1325945575212.jpg) >>18469771

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)21:34 No.18469865 File: 1332812070.jpg-(274 KB, 602x876, IM BUSY HERE GOD.jpg) >>18469813 GEE MAYBE WE SHOULD LISTEN NO WAIT WE'LL BE HOBITS HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:34 No.18469866 >>18469840 Engines are already coming on, and talking doesn't require all that much attention.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:34 No.18469867 >>18469813 Sean has a point. There are lots of things that we could call ourselves that sound better than gnomes. Like the Inverted Snaprolls, for instance.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:34 No.18469868 >>18469832 Maybe because we're about to slam into the ground?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:35 No.18469878 >>18469840 Oddly, yes. Things like shutting off the damn lights before a suspicious radar contact lands on our ass? Since our radio man is a little preoccupied?

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:35 No.18469889

>>18469813

>A little fist hammers on the canopy again, and you hear Sanya cursing in Russian

Two things:

1. Sanya doesn't realize we can turn the engines back on and is understandably upset

OR

2. Sanya sees the Aliums about to bounce our ass and is trying to get our attention on that instead of Sean

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:36 No.18469898 File: 1332812185.png-(105 KB, 300x300, 1240162913599.png) >>18469833 Why not indeed? In other news, it feels a bit weird that someone else remembered that instead of me.

>>	The Technologist 03/26/12(Mon)21:37 No.18469908 Oh fuck. oh fuck. oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ohfuckohfuckohfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- engines start

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:38 No.18469919 File: 1332812285.jpg-(23 KB, 356x334, 000 Air Command Squadron.jpg) >>18469898 'Cause 5 was a much better game than Zero

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:38 No.18469922 That tunnel vision is about to come into play RIGHT NOW, isn't it?

Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)21:38 No.18469925

>"MY unit emblem is free-range, shade grown! MY unit emblem is is PR friendly and mother-approved! You want a different name, you don't have to go full fag-a-tron. Fuck. Don't you bastards ever read?"
So what IS Seans unit emblem? A leprechaun shitting rainbows?

Either way we are totally using the flaming fireball shooting gnome as an emblem now.

Captcha:
>the heresny

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:38 No.18469926 "Why not Wizard?" Seems better then Gnome...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:38 No.18469927 HEY GUYS, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OUR PLANE FLOATS?

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)21:39 No.18469929 File: 1332812340.jpg-(213 KB, 700x394, perinne can be a bitch, bu(...).jpg) >>18469898 is... is that a unicorn with a beard made out of wind? awsome

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:39 No.18469931 File: 1332812353.png-(115 KB, 326x226, 1331013940721.png) >>18469840 If Aliums blow us to pieces we won't have to turn the engines on yo.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:39 No.18469935 >>18469927 Thank God?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:39 No.18469939 rolled 14 = 14 >>18469929 No, its a wizard. The part with stars is the hat.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:39 No.18469943 God, if we crash just because we forgot to turn on our engines, we'll never hear the end of it from the marines.

>>	Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)21:40 No.18469944 >>18469929 I see a garden gnome lying on his back.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)21:40 No.18469946
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>>18469813

Sanya's really carrying on now. The second engine catches and turns over, but fails to run. With your slackening forward airspeed the props aren't turning enough in the airflow to aid crank-starting much, and the drag is enormous. You'd throttle up the other one more, but all that diving with the cowling/radiator flaps open (for a little more dive-brake drag, of course,) cooled it off too much, and you know instinctively that pushing past 20% power now will choke it out.

WOOHOO

"Wulver?" Sean asks. "Wirry-Cow? Warg? Wumpus-cat?"

Sweat trickles down your face as you mash the left-hand magneto switches, the big Double-Wasp coughing and stuttering miserably. Two hundred feet.

"... what in the sam-hill is a wumpus cat?" Ian asks, sounding truly dubious.

"Like an evil mystical black cougar with a red ass."

"... you're making that up," Ian says earnestly.

"No, serious!"

The left engine catches and finally runs, but now you must wait for IT to warm up again, as well. With both engines at twenty-percent power, you nudge a notch of flaps out and pray your Widow's impressively low stall speed will save you.

"You're full of shit."

"They've even got an underwater panther. Like, a panther with gills."

"Fuck off, they don't."

"Totally do."

Sweat pours down your face as the rattling engines struggle to keep your ten-ton fighter aloft. One-fifty. Sanya's having a fucking screaming fit above you.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:40 No.18469948 File: 1332812420.png-(710 KB, 889x757, MANEVUERS PROHIBITED.png) >>18469927 FUCK, I WAS TOO BUSY READING THIS PART OF THE MANUEL

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)21:40 No.18469949 >>18469929 It's a guy with a wizard hat surrounded by lightning. The 'horn' is part of a lightning bolt.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:41 No.18469960 >>18469931 well if there are aliens what do you propose we do about them flying 250mph 300 feet off the deck with no engines?

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)21:41 No.18469967 File: 1332812490.jpg-(113 KB, 600x800, click click, soon your pan(...).jpg) >>18469939 Nope not seeing it. All I see is UNICORN WITH BEARD OF WIND

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:41 No.18469970 >>18469960 Wave?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:41 No.18469971 File: 1332812517.jpg-(22 KB, 332x269, 1294000573325.jpg) >>18469946

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:41 No.18469972 >>18469960 BOUNCE THEM!! With 20mm cannonshells!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)21:42 No.18469975 File: 1332812538.jpg-(120 KB, 455x836, open the door see this shut do(...).jpg) >>18469946 why are we doing this to sanya

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:42 No.18469976

>>18469946

>Sweat pours down your face as the rattling engines struggle to keep your ten-ton fighter aloft. One-fifty. Sanya's having a fucking screaming fit above you.

OPERATION: TROLL AIR CREW
STATUS:FAILED

All that effort to scare the shit out of them and they're fucking arguing about panty cats...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:42 No.18469979 File: 1332812544.gif-(147 KB, 320x240, 1213478006457.gif) >>18469929 No, it's a wizard with a heck of a beard. >>18469919 Oh cripes pic related.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:42 No.18469980 >>18469967 Imagine a wizard with a shark for a face.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:42 No.18469982 >>18469946 This operation is just going... swimmingly. >in the event, the plane floats.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:42 No.18469983 >>18469946 Yep... We're cutting it close. I think now is about time to whisper sweet nothings into the throttle to warm it up faster.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:43 No.18469994 >>18469960 Throw stuff. If MC and Ian try hard enough they might be able to give Sean a good toss at them, hopefully he remembered that sword.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18470004 IAN< HAND ME MY PARACHUTE

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18470006 File: 1332812674.jpg-(156 KB, 1440x810, gnomesgonnagnome.jpg) >>18469946 We submarine now?

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18470007 >>18469946 Pull up at the last minute then wave and smile at sanyan

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:44 No.18470009

Good thing Sanya's too young to have a heart attack.

Because when those engines turn on, she's going to freak out hard.

Didn't Minna say magic worked by emotion? Let's listen to what Sean is saying and get really pissed. Then we punch the plane and it'll work again.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:45 No.18470012 >>18469967 Okay, I finally see it like you see it. The horn? That's the brim of the wizard hat.

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)21:45 No.18470013 File: 1332812712.png-(188 KB, 451x358, you did what to my food.png) >>18469946 Yup, we're dumbasses.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:45 No.18470014 "Sean, open the canopy and start flapping"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:45 No.18470019 >yfw high command gave you a fucked plane on purpose to confirm your gnomeness

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:46 No.18470024 File: 1332812771.jpg-(80 KB, 642x800, pilot.jpg) Never let them see you sweat.

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)21:46 No.18470028 File: 1332812793.jpg-(161 KB, 960x720, AW SHIT NIGGA.jpg) >>18470019 "If he crashes, then a terrible loss... BUT IF HE DOESN'T, HE'S A GNOME, AND MUST BURN AT THE STAKE"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:46 No.18470033 >>18470019 I don't think that Luke was planning on us looking down on a bounceable target and thinking to ourself: "You know what? Fuck engines."

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:47 No.18470041 >inb4 planefag ends the quest by having us crash and die on a routine patrol flight

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:47 No.18470047 >>18469946 Why not chupathingy, the mexican lizard that eats all the goats.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:48 No.18470051 >>18470041 >Bounced Sanya >Night flight Oh hell no. Bookends are so not our style.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:48 No.18470056 >>18470041 well he did say there were die rolls going on under the hood...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:48 No.18470058 >>18470047 You mean Chupacabra?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:49 No.18470065 File: 1332812945.jpg-(36 KB, 379x395, bbe25740d230d033b1117f16b784e4(...).jpg) >>18470019 >We find out it never had any engines in the first place

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)21:49 No.18470067 File: 1332812951.jpg-(6 KB, 252x200, images (32).jpg) "THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE WING!"

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)21:49 No.18470068 File: 1332812953.jpg-(64 KB, 800x900, fucking shit coffee.jpg) >>18470041 >MUSIC FOR WHEN HE DOES THAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkJVqJDQ7FQ >mfw this video

>>	Starshadow 03/26/12(Mon)21:49 No.18470071 rolled 5 = 5 >>18470041 Hue check

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:49 No.18470074 So what is the adorable cossack yelling about anyway? Maybe Sean should check on that

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:49 No.18470078 >>18470041 Well, to be fair, any conclusion that doesn't end with us going to Mars to singlehandedly kick all the alien's butt and returning home to fuck our harem of witches is going to be very unsatisfying.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)21:49 No.18470080 >>18470065 OK, I laughed.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:49 No.18470082 >>18469878 >"TURN THE LIGHT OUT!" >and then the tyrannosaur smashes through the canopy

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.18470084

>Be Sanya
>flying night patrol
>that crazy pilot somehow snuck up on you and spooked you
>his engines aren't running, he's falling
>tap on the cockpit to get his attention
>he won't look up
>he's falling faster
>knock harder
>he still won't look up!
>oh no he's going to crash!
>scream for his attention, wail on the glass
>Why won't he look up?!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.18470095 >>18470058 The joke. Your head.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.18470096 >>18470074 No, he's too busy arguing with our gunner about creatures to name our squadron after.

>>	The Technologist 03/26/12(Mon)21:51 No.18470102 Oh jesus we're going to burn and die.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:51 No.18470107 >>18470084 You know, gotta hand it to her. Flying while banging on a cockpit and yelling profanities in russian can't be that easy.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:51 No.18470109 >>18469946 WHY, WIDOW? YOU WERE OUR FIRST AND ONLY, AND NOW YOU BETRAY US. Also, our crew is confirmed for retards.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:52 No.18470119 >>18470109 We flew other planes. SHE KNOWS.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:52 No.18470120 >>18469971 >the very first air-to-air kill >never forget

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)21:52 No.18470124
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>>18469946

Eyes glued to the exhaust temp gauges, you finally dare to advance the throttles a bit.

Eighty feet.

You nudge the throttles a little more. The mainfold pressure needles quiver slightly and your ass sphincter grabs at your parachute as it braces for impact with water. The engines hold steady, so you advance the throttles slowly, as far as you dare.

Sanya's pointing behind you and mouthing something slowly, her eyes wide with alarm. Whatever, sweetheart.

"Fine, fine," Sean says. "Push-me-pull-"

"Eat shit and die," Ian snarls.

Sean sniggers. "Squonk? Mothman? Mer-lion?"

"The fuck is a-"

"Chupacabara?"

"Oh no you d-"

"Yeah. Yeah, chupacabra. I like it. Has a ring to it. God knows girls look at Ian and say 'now there's lips made for goat-sucking' - hold up, something just fell in the water!"

"... what?" you ask, still edging the throttles forward.

"Something just fell in the fucking ... holy shit, it's a fucking Firebee!"

"... what," you say blankly.

>Slink away. This never happened.
>FULL THRUST WOO WOO
>other?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:52 No.18470127 >>18470109 >crew I think its just us.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)21:53 No.18470139 Check things the fuck out?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:53 No.18470140 >>18469946 >other? What the fuck is Sanya on about?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:53 No.18470143 >>18470124 ....TO WAR!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:54 No.18470145 >>18470124 Apologize to Sanya. Explain engine and crew troubles.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:54 No.18470148 >>18470124 FULL THRUST FOLLOWED BY RADIO "sorry, engine malfunction. what were you saying?"

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:54 No.18470151 >>18470124 FIGHT ON

>>	Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 03/26/12(Mon)21:54 No.18470156 File: 1332813291.jpg-(483 KB, 989x742, 1319762543713.jpg) >>18470124 We submarine now

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:54 No.18470157 >>18470124 >other >captcha tells me "nsmsrae rescue" Well, looks like nopemartian just crashed behind us, and its name is Nsmsrae. Time to rescue him.

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)21:54 No.18470158 File: 1332813293.jpg-(79 KB, 802x538, roflbot.jpg) >>18470124 THANK YOU BASED BUFFALO YOU'VE SAVED US

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:54 No.18470159 >>18470140 Uh... the aliums behind us, maybe?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:55 No.18470162 >>18470148 >>18470148 This. Don't let her see our panic. Also, BATTLE STATIONS

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:55 No.18470166 >>18470124 What in the name of ten fucks.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:55 No.18470169

>>18470124
>>18470124
>Firebee on our ass
>Sanya trying to warn us
>Sean too busy arguing with Ian to notice the FUCKING MARTIAN FIGHTER ON OUR SIX

You know what? Tell Sanya to move off, power up, gain some altitude, and go inverted. Sean picks the WORST FUCKING TIMES to pull his bullshit. He needs to learn a fucking lesson.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:55 No.18470171 ...Did we just force an alium to stall out and crash?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:55 No.18470173 >>18470124 What?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:55 No.18470175 >>18470124 WARTHOG, FULLLLL THRUST!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:56 No.18470181 >>18470124 oh shit, ask sanyahn whats up, and punch that throttle.

>>	The Technologist 03/26/12(Mon)21:56 No.18470182 Oh. OOOOOOOHHHH. OOoooh. Hi ther.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:56 No.18470183 >>18470171 ...I don't think so, but fuck, I hope so.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:56 No.18470187 BWAHAHA Martian ninjas have nothing on us. Anyway TIME FOR BATTLE!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:56 No.18470189 >>18470171 I like this theory >>18470124 We gain altitude, tell Sanya we need a few moments and shake Sean like he's a ragdoll. Fucking firebee on our six and he doesn't see it?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:56 No.18470191 >>18470124 Did we just force stall a martian... Oh god...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:57 No.18470193 >>18470124 We need altitude and speed, full thrust, no woo woo, we also need to do something to teach Sean to not be a dick at times like this.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:57 No.18470194 >>18470124 Did we just bounce without bouncing? I think we did.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)21:57 No.18470195 File: 1332813429.jpg-(979 KB, 1007x1442, i want you to have my babies.jpg) >FULL THRUST WOO WOO While we give ian and sean the finger

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:57 No.18470196 >>18470171 We are that good. So, another kill?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:57 No.18470197 >>18470175 I think it looks more like a puma, but that's just me.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:57 No.18470198 >>18470124 >other? "Sorry, dear, engine troubles. What was that you were trying to tell me?" Then we get on Sean's case for not noticing the Firebee RIGHT THERE on our six.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:57 No.18470200 Aliums trying to bounce us, fail because we're too busy bitching with each other to notice. Excellent. Now let's get back up there and fuck 'em up.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:57 No.18470202 Wait, did the martian slow down to get on our tail, and stall out?

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/26/12(Mon)21:58 No.18470214 File: 1332813508.jpg-(84 KB, 700x600, her ability is to snap stars.jpg) >other? WHOOPS I WAS BUSY

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:58 No.18470217 >Making alium-san stall and crash If Sanya asks, this was ABSOLUTELY within our calculations.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:58 No.18470219 >>18470202 Think so

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:58 No.18470220

>>18470124
"Sanya.. If I die here and now. And that's a pretty small if, do me two things.... Apologize to Robin, as my dickishness has caught up with me. And two, know my last thoughts were of you, slamming your fist against my glass to warn me, as I try to restart my engines and an alium chases me with molten fury. I haven't been a good man, and the irony that this happened right after I decided to become a mature, responsible adult who wants to live past 30 has not been lost on me."

We start praying to the overdrive. Full speed ahead.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:58 No.18470222 File: 1332813537.jpg-(323 KB, 700x894, 1330662549818.jpg) >>18470124 >FULL THRUST WOO WOO time to go fast

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)21:59 No.18470223 File: 1332813546.jpg-(72 KB, 414x486, hidden.jpg) >>18470171 hahahahaha! awesome! >we NEVER GET ANOTHER ROUTINE FLIGHT EVER AGAIN. >ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:00 No.18470238 >>18470124 Get our throttle in gear, full thrust, combat speed, deal with any threats. Apologize profusely to Sanya, we pulled somebullshit on her.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:01 No.18470248 Does forcing a stall-crash on an enemy count as a kill?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:02 No.18470251 >>18470223 martians have probably passed out playing cards with our widow on it, huge bounty, throwing whole squadrons into our general vicinity etc.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:02 No.18470252 >>18470248 We're alive, he isn't, there are a minimum of witnesses. Yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:02 No.18470253 >>18470248 Well, if we forced it down through our actions; it's technically our kill.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/26/12(Mon)22:03 No.18470256
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>>18470166

"A what," you say.

"A FIREBEE!" Sean hollers. "I can see 'im in the moonlight! Hahaha, he's floating! Ha! Hahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S WAVING A GLOW-LIGHT, THAT'S FUCKING PRECIOUS! Hey, everybody, alium overboard!"

"What in the name of ten fucks," you say hollowly, ramming your throttles forward as the powerplants finally hit their FUCKING stride again.

"I... yeah, he must have been on our six, trying to saddle up for a shot," Ian says, a kind of surreal detachment in his voice. "And he... wait, how slow were we going just now?"

"Really slow, I guess?" Sean says. "But the important thing is Ian has no objection to being called a goat-sucker. We need to delve into this factoid, I think."

"So the dumb fucker stalled out trying to - HA! HAHA! A fucking Firebee stalls out before a goddamn ten-ton fat-assed twin-boom WIDOW!?" Ian crows. "Sweet! We even have Sanya as a witness! That counts! That counts as a kill!"

Trembling, shaking, with cold sweat pouring down your body, you realize you're giving a metric assload of fucks right now. Your crew is giving none.

And nature abhors a vacuum.

>But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack!
>No, our jimmies are mildly rustled, even if we did get a kill!
>OUR JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED HARDER THEN THREE SPAGHETTI WESTERNS AND TWO ZANE GREY NOVELS WORTH OF LOST HERDS

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:03 No.18470257 >>18470251 Oh god, we need to see a picture of Nopemartian telling his podmates that he saw us in person. "No, by gob I swear it was them! It was the Bounce Knights!" "Sure, No'oo'p. Sure."

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:03 No.18470260 >>18470251 >that feel when you realize Nopemartian is being grilled for intel on us, being the only martian to enter our engagement range and live

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:03 No.18470262 >>18470251 So we are alium OBL now? I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:04 No.18470272 >But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack! This. Gently. And we apologize. Then punish our FUCKING crew.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)22:04 No.18470275 >But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:04 No.18470277 rolled 93 = 93 >>18470256 >Talk to sanya, we've ignored her for too long.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470278 >>18470256 We stalled out a firebee by being completely fucking retarded. Awesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470281 >But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470283 >>18470256 Edumacate our adorable Cossack. Apologize for scaring her, make sure there are no other threats. After that we throttle our crew something fierce.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470286 >But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack! Disregard crew, calm witches. Play it cool and collected.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470289 >>18470272 This thing RIGHT HERE,

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470290 File: 1332813932.jpg-(1.41 MB, 1936x2592, photo32gu.jpg) >>18470256 this started as a teaching exercise and we should follow through.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470294 >But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:05 No.18470295 >>18470256 GUYS. WHAT THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED TO INTERROGATING THEM NOW THAT WE HAVE THEM TRAPPED IN OUR LOVELY FLYING BOX?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470296 >>18470256 POKERFACE and >>But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack! They must NEVER know.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470297 File: 1332813969.gif-(1.02 MB, 400x296, OMGWTFFBIBBQQFTFFFFUUUU.gif) >OUR JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED HARDER THEN THREE SPAGHETTI WESTERNS AND TWO ZANE GREY NOVELS WORTH OF LOST HERDS now that we care doesn't mean we start doing things halfway

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470302 >>18470256 i think its time we started paying attention to sanya. also, can we radio the base to get a capture boat out here? i'd like to be the first pilot to not only capture a maser, but also a live alium.

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470304 File: 1332813992.jpg-(96 KB, 436x624, Yup.jpg) >>18470256 >Pic Related: Sean right now PUNISHMENT Punishment is in order...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470307 >>18470256 >But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack! THEN we grill crew for lack of vigilance and prior sins

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470308 >>18470256 we get NOPE ALIEN!!! WOO!!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:06 No.18470309 Apologize to Sanya time.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:07 No.18470317 >>18470256 SEARCH AND RESCUE TIME, WE GOT'S US A NOPEMARTIAN TO RETRIEVE

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:07 No.18470318

>OUR JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED HARDER THEN THREE SPAGHETTI WESTERNS AND TWO ZANE GREY NOVELS WORTH OF LOST HERDS

If it takes a fuck to get our crew to PAY FUCKING ATTENTION IN COMBAT then a fuck must indeed be given. Also, maybe apologize to Sanya. After all, we came out here ostensibly to help her, not make her freak the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:07 No.18470323 >>18470256 But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack! And our aircrew gets an earful for missing the fucking alium fighter on our six goddamn what the fuck are you chucklefucks doing fuck!

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:07 No.18470327 >>18470256 >must educate our adorable cossack On what, I don't know. But goddamn she is so adorable that just a smile can wash away all our rustled jimmies.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:08 No.18470341 >>18470256 >OUR JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED HARDER THEN THREE SPAGHETTI WESTERNS AND TWO ZANE GREY NOVELS WORTH OF LOST HERDS HOLY SHIT THAT FIREBEE IS NOT ACTING LIKE A FIREBEE JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:09 No.18470347 >>18470256 >>18470272 >>18470275 >>18470281 >>18470283 >>18470286 >MC >giving a fuck >mad at aircrew for nearly getting killed because of their stupid shit Oh no...Oh no! This must be what Minna feels like, all the damn time!

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470355

>>18470256
Call in the Marines. Tell them there's an alium plane floating in the channel, and it's chock full of medals for whoever can capture it.

Call it a peace offering. Also, it should keep Patton and Rommel, as well as all the labcoats, busy for a while.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470357 >>18470347 REVELATION THE SECOND.

>>	The Piano Maker 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470360 File: 1332814216.png-(9 KB, 493x402, a OMG.png) >>18470256 WAIT WAIT WAIT >HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S WAVING A GLOW-LIGHT, THAT'S FUCKING PRECIOUS WHY IS HE WAVING THAT OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA? ARE THERE OTHERS? BATTLESTATIONS!!!!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470361 >>18468867 Post it later then.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470362
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>>18470256
>But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack!
How are we losing this war... seriously how... god damn we take them down even when were not paying attention...
Pants: [x]Shitted.
Realization: They don't know what we just did.
Plan: We tell then just how slow we were going after we are alone and we land.
Result: They piss themselves.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470364 >>18470347 I am starting to think our mojo's got switched

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470366 Berate our crew for being stupid chucklefucks and then talk to Sanya about this suspicious Firebee. and then radio back to base.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470369 >>18470347 we... are harvesting what we've planted we're doomed.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:10 No.18470370 >>18470360 >one firebee near controlled territory Of course there are.

Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/26/12(Mon)22:11 No.18470372
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>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:13 No.18470384 >>18470309 >>18470318 >>18470347 So our plan? Apologize to Sanya, then Minna after our patrol is over. What are we going to do? Get distracted by some shiny object.

Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:13 No.18470397

we should salvage that firebee, and fast. By the way, if the martian is signaling, then that means he expects to be picked up. If he expects to be picked up, then that means that there are more martians nearby, so we really should get the damn radar on and start looking.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:13 No.18470399 >>18470372 There is never just one Firebee. Edumacate our cossak and then PREP BATTLESTATIONS

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:16 No.18470433 rolled 94 = 94 >>18470347 Fuck...

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:17 No.18470446 >>18470360 what if he just, like, doesn't want to die?

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:17 No.18470453 >>18470384 Fine. But if we ever apologize to the navy, Im leaving.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:17 No.18470456 >But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack! She is entirely too adorable for any other action

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:18 No.18470462 >>18470372 God dang it Bill....

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:18 No.18470466 NEW THREAD >>18470409

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:18 No.18470471 >>18470399 A lone Firebee? But those are short-range fighters. How'd it get way out here by itself? >cue approaching Martian carrier

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:18 No.18470472 >>18469800 Also Doomrider showed up, so all was forgiven.

>>	Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:19 No.18470477 >>18470360 >>18470370 Oh God. BATTLESTATIONS

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:26 No.18470583 >>18470256 >But we must edumacate our adorable Cossack! Because Sanya needs to hear about this! And we also have an oppertunity to aquire NOPE martian!

Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:31 No.18470661

>>18470583
Also, before this dies, I'm gonna post a One shot really quick.

"Join the Army" they said. "You'll be an officer in no time" they said. "The war will be over by Christmas" they said. They obviously forgot to say that fucking martians would think it was a dandy old time to invade, and I'd be fighting for my life in the middle of nowhere in 100 degree weather. I swear to God I'm either going to fucking MURDER that recruiter, or buy him a beer for doing his job so well.

The halftrack moved through the pass at a snails pace, but hey, it was better than walking. I'd drawn the short straw this day, and was manning the .50 while the rest of the guys were talking in the back. Sometimes I hate my life.
"So, as I was sayin', the squiddies had to come here for somethin', right?" Brooklyn, who'd somehow acquired the nickname despite being from Jersey, was telling everybody who would listen. "I mean it isn't like they dropped by for some sugar and a couple of eggs, right? So there has gotta be somethin' they want on this shithole of a planet."
"Sure as hell ain't land," McDowell, a lanky Texan said. "They've already got most of Europe."
"Slaves then? Food? Pussy?'
"It isn't slaves," Warner said, lighting a cigarette. "They kill every human they can. As for pussy, Brooklyn, I think your mother would've provided if she was paid for it."
McDowell snickered at this, as did several others.

Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:32 No.18470677

>>18470661
Brooklyn bravely forged on. "So that leaves food right. What do the squiddies eat anyway?" The driver then pitched in his own two cents. "Assholes who won't shut the fuck up, that's what."
I grin and scan the ridge lines. This place would be perfect for an ambush. The squiddies are obviously telepathic, because the chose that exact moment to start shooting. The pass turns into a hellish field of light and screams, as I and the other gunners start firing back. The front halftrack catches several masers to its right side tracks, stranding us all in the killzone. A lucky shot hits my gun and not me, and I bail, grabbing my rifle, the guys in the back already half way out. The driver isn't as lucky. A maser burns clean through his chest as he tries to open his door. Warner takes the lead, running towards a goat path nearby, the rest of us sprinting after him. McDowell takes a shot right in the face, and drops to the ground, headless. All around is chaos, men screaming, guns firing, masers flying everywhere.
As we climb the goat path, an aluim sticks his bulbous head out, and drops back down when Brooklyn shoots it, and I think kills it. There wasn't any time to check, just time to move out of the firing arc of the crew served masers. Warner chucks a smoke grenade around a spire of rock, and we charge into the smoke towards the squiddies. Or rather the rest of the squad does, as something grabs my leg and pulls me down.

Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/26/12(Mon)22:33 No.18470694

>>18470677
I lose my grip on my rifle as I fall. Flipping over on my back I draw my pistol. The martian that Brooklyn shot, correction, somehow fucking missed, was dragging me towards it with several tentacles, bashes me in the head with one of the others. Ow. I drop the pistol, dazed, and the squiddie grabs it, lifting me right next to it's bulbous, ugly face.
I reach for my knife, knowing that I won't get to it and slash my self free in time, as the alien puts the gun to my temple and pulls the trigger. *Click* I'm just as surprised as it is, as bring my blade into its bug-like eye. The aluim screaches, and I keep stabbing. Someone up there loves me. I start laughing as I keep stabbing the fucker, its motions growing weaker and weaker, and then stopping, but I just keep stabbing and laughing. Someone up there loves me.
I stop, panting, blood splattered all over me, the squiddies face now resembling something more like what a mad badger savaged. I rip my pistol from the aluims lifeless tentacles, curious to why it didn't fire. I start giggling again once I see it. It was that or curl up and cry. Not only had I forgot to cock the fucking thing, but I forgot to put a round in the chamber. I survived because I was a fucking retard who didn't fully load and cock his pistol in a war zone. I sheath the blood drenched knife and cock and holster the pistol before grabbing my rifle and starting towards the sound of gunfire. This fucking day isn't over yet.

And I'm done. Expect a series later from me. Peace out.

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