You arrive at the gates 10 minutes early of the agreed meetup time.
You wait for Hina and decide to just modify your clothing to fit hers when she arrives.

As you stand there, you take out your familiars and bid them to keep the girls company.
You tell J to visit Perrinne and check how she is today.
The three of them walk off towards the dorms.

A moment later and she comes up the path towards you.

>>18475128
>I would just take it
BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE AFRAID OF.

>>18475156
>bondage gear

>>18475128
Christ it's like being a rabbit in front of a lion.
You know you are fucked it is just a matter of how long you amuse it first

>>18475173
>lion
>Hero of Japan
>anything other than a tiger or a dragon
NOOOPE.

>>18475180
Semantics. What matters is a predator is about to consume a small, cute creature, and only by entertaining it will we live a few moments longer.

>>18475180
Yeah I just wrote what popped into my head.

Bunny in front of a Doberman wouldn't work quite as well I thought and tiger didn't pop into my head

>>18475196
>Bunny in front of a Doberman
Oh, so you went to the last New Years party Hayate had back home too?

>>18475207
Actually I was referencing her familliar and what may as well be our familliar

Shes wearing a brown shirt on an ochre skirt.
Just a relaxed casual outfit.
She walks up to you and says "Sorry to keep you waiting. The twins kept having me try on too many dresses. I-I just decided to go with this."
"No, It's nothing. I didnt have wait long. And besides, It was worth it." You tell her.
"Thanks." she blushes.
You have Kraus modify your clothes into jeans and shirt to fit in with her better.

You take her arm and head out to town.
[ ]talk as you walk?
[ ]other?

>>18475222
>[x]other?
Piggy back ride. We want her laughing with her hair in the wind by the time we're in town.

>>18475222
Talk and hold hands

>>18475222
I dunno, something fun, maybe goofy. This is a casual date.

>>18475222
Talk, see how she's adapting to our unusual situation. Maybe give her a little jab about LESBIANS.

>>18475222
This
>>18475235

rolled 61 = 61

Of course we talk as we walk. We are ...wait. We are male. Emergency stations! Try not to forget to breathe while multitasking!

>>18475232
I like this one. Let's have fun with her since it isn't a full on romantic date

>>18475222
Talk as we walk.

Apologize for our business the past week and for Erica's usual behavior. Tell her she looks lovely. Hold her hand. Make sure she's getting along well with the twins and Nanoha. Check if interharem dynamics are working out.

>>18475251
>interharem
You mean intraharem. It's cool, not everyone is a haremdynamologist.

>>18475240
Very subtle if we do.
Maybe say we didn't expect her and Erica to get along so well already

>>18475259
That'd be fine, if we give her a sly smile to go with it. It doesn't work if she doesn't figure out the hint and get all blushing and stammering.

>>18475222
Talk as we walk. Ask how she's getting along with the other girls.

>talk
You take her hand in your own and talk.
"So how are you taking in this whole situation?" you ask her.
"Well... Erica keeps doing stuff to m-me. A-and I accidentally did some s-stuff to her this morning.. But other than that, we're getting along pretty well."
"I was actually talking about the Bureau... But it's good to hear that you and the girls are getting along."
"Oh, the Bureau. W-well, Like I've said before, a lot of this stuff is pretty confusing for me. Like in class this afternoon. I have no idea what Mike meant about chicken nuggets."
"Neither do I." you chuckle.
"The people are really amazing though. Kids taht can cast majaik strong enough to sunder mountains. Non-human beings coexisting beside humans. All of the stuff is just too much to put into words."
"I know how you feel." You tell her with a squeeze of her hand.
"It's best to just roll with it and take everything in."
"Yeah I know. You should'ave seen me when Tama first talked to me." she smiles.
"I was like 'OH SHIT A TALKING TIGER!' and he says I passed out for a minute or so."
"Almost the same reaction I had with Mike then."

The two of you reach town, the time is 5:40
The movie you have tickets to starts at 600.

[ ]head to theater
[ ]go shopping
[ ]sit at park


>>18475257
Can you explain to me the general theory of Lesbionics again?
I had someone explain it to me once, but my mind is a blank.

Theater. We don't want to be too late.

>>18475313
Take a quick look at the shops on our way to the cinema. Maybe we will find a cute stuffed toy shop or something

>>18475313
20 minutes isn't enough time to really get any shopping in, but I'd rather not wait for 20 minutes in the theater. 10 minutes in the park, enjoy the day, bask in the sun, give her a full speed piggy back ride.

>Choices
CHART TIME!

[x]go to theater
We dont want our date getting interrupted if we go somewhere else.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP OUT OF PANTASIA

>>18475313
[x] theatre, maybe they have some stupid arcade games to waste time (and money) on.
Avoid crane game filled with plushies, too cliche.

>>18475313
>Can you explain to me the general theory of Lesbionics again?
>I had someone explain it to me once, but my mind is a blank.

Yeah, sure. The general theory is:
If lesbians and after your cock, then awesome.
Else, sadface but still awesome.

This theory gets modified in haremdynamology to a more specific, "Intraharem lesbianism is awesome if and only if it's not to the exclusion of the harem master." Harem master is, of course, a general terms, and can refer to anything from a boyfriend to a slave-master to an unfortunate sod under a pile of women.

I majored in Haremdynamology with a minor in Lesbionics. I'm all over this shit.

>>18475333
I see. and is it possible to include a preexisting lesbian pairing in your harem?
Like absorb them or someshit?
Is there a way of pulling it off without too many bad reactions?

>>18475328
>Avoid crane game filled with plushies, too cliche.
You can do some funny shit with that cliche. Something like having to hold Hina back from cleaving it out of sheer rage is a good one.

>>18475222
Damnit we could have wore the sweater vest from Kawata Shoujo... I like that sweater vest.

>>18475313
Theater, finally Koala's in Auschwitz.

>>18475342
>liking that sweater vest
Get out of here, Santorum.

>>18475339
I think so long as both agree that they want to add you to their relationship and are ok with the other girls in the relationship maybe trying it out too then it is ok

>>18475333
What multipliers to swagosity do standard sisters add compared to twins, please give values for both lesbonic versions and hetero versions thereof. It'd be much appreciated for a paper I'm writing.

Also how do traps fit into Harem Dynamics?

>>18475342
NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

>>18475352
Well not the studied anon but I remember being told sisters is 1.5 to twins 2.0 Lesbionic adds a further 1 to those values

This is of course applies to each girls standard score

>>18475339
There is, but only so long as you follow the core tenant of the theory of Lesbionics. You have to make them crave your cock. Otherwise it just doesn't work. This is pretty much the inverse of the Law of Only Gay for Me (also known as the HaremMastersexual-not-Homosexual Law). Specifically, this is the Only Straight for Me Law. It's vital that it's followed for proper Haremdynamic flow.
>>18475352
Right, the swag coefficient is x1.5 for sisters and x2 for twins. This, of course, is multiplicative throughout the entire set. Triplets is x4, quadruplets is x8, and so on. Two sets of twins factors out to x4 across the entire set, and triplets with an additional set of twins is x8. Make sense?

Also, traps either fit in under Only Gay for You or as a girl depending on their Bridget factor, sexual preference, and personal habits.

"TAMA, YOU TWINE-FUCKER! WELCOME BACK!" Mike greets his old student.
"FUCK YOU TOO BANANA-BREAD." Tama gives him a big hug.
"So how long are you staying?" Mike asks him.
"Oh I guess a week or so. So where's Hina? How's her training going? She making friends?" he enquirers about his recruit.
"About that. I think we need to get you a drink first." Mike leads him down to Ryuu's.

"WHAT?! She's going out with that crossdressing pansy I covered for back then?"
"AYUP. She and about 5 other girls."
"Goddamn. Does Rance know about this?"
"Rance doesnt have a clue. Max knows, but he's taking it in stride, he's classy like that."
"Goddamn." Tama could only say.

>>18475389
THAT IS A CHIMP YOU TURTLE-FUCKER NOT A GORILLA.

>>18475395
FUCK YOU I HAVE NO APPROPRIATE IMAGE WITH A WHITE TIGER.
JUST IMAGINE IT AS A YOUR TAMA AND MIKE.

>>18475381
Wow, you can get some serious multipliers through quadruplets and up, when does it hit a point of diminishing returns?

For example the Misaka clone set, at what point does adding additional clones into the mix stop adding much value to the harem or is this covered under a Hivemind/Clone clause?

>>18475395
>>18475402
Kraus is in da house, it seems.

>idiocy wtzedi
Captcha...

>>18475389
WE'RE ALL MAN, PUSSY (cat). How can Rance not have even heard of us by now? The gossip should've reached him long ago.

>>18475381
How about Keima, is our indecisive "we want his ass actually not just troll him" covered by Haremdynamology?

How about our consistent record of ending up in girl clothes? Is that negative?

>Okay guys, I finally fucking finished it, after a day or so worth of sketching. Its done.

Behold, fellow questers.
SWAGTRON, HERO OF THE METAVERSE

>sorry for scrathiness or other shit.
>lol proportions

>>18475413
The latter. Clones technically don't count as twins unless they're sufficiently sisterly. For example, Yuki and the Director likely don't count for calculation purposes. Given sufficient time to get to know each other, Keima and Perrine might, though. The numbers are weird on this, and there are currently multiple conflicting hypotheses in testing.

> theater
You take yourselves to the theater and you confirm your prebought tickets.
After doing so, Hina pulls you into the small arcade built into it to pass time.

[ ]claw machine
[ ]EVERYTHING VS EVERYTHING
[ ]picturebooth
[ ]love tester

>>18475416
He has been too busy trying to teach the majority of his team what a vagina is to listen to rumors.

Once he gives up or hangs out with Max however...

>>18475432
See:
>>18475381
It's covered under Only Gay for Me.

>>18475432
YAY SOMETHING NEW TO COLOR!

>>18475434
>[✓]love tester
Let's wreck this bitch.

I'm talking about the machine.

(Hina's getting it in the dark theatre)

>>18475434
Claw machine, let's win her something cute.

Then picture booth

AVOID THE FUCKING LVE TESTER

>>18475434
[x] EVERYTHING VERSUS EVERYTHING
>lovetester
nononono

>>18475434
Picture booth, make funny faces and kiss her in it, keep the pictures.

Avoid the love tester, it feels like a trap.

>>18475455
Is that like the ultimate cross over fighting game?

>>18475468
YEP.
It's basically MUGEN with better graphics

2000 playable characters +1634 unlockable ones

>>18475468
No, the versus element is a no-holds-barred foot race.

>>18475453
Do this, claw machine will be 1 or 2 minutes picture booth should be 5 max

>"They are learning." He says under his breath. "They are getting wiser." "Then it is about time we got more creative." came the answer. #msq

Haha, That love machine IS a trap

>>18475474
I want this game

>>18475482
Then you're going to have to remove LG's wizard powers, if you know what I mean.

>>18475482
Go download MUGEN

>>18475491
I have MUGEN, I want this version

>>18475489
If he went for big burly Australian men I would

>>18475499
Well, LG, how about it? We have a big, burly Australian willing to take your wizarginity.

>>18475513
As long as he's coming over to Burning Deathland, I'm an Aussie too.

>>18475524
There you go, if you're willing to go to a place where literally every animal and plant is actively trying to murder you, you have two Australian men who will bang you silly. LG, you might be on your way to a harem of your own.

>>18475539
Don't worry.
Because we've been here for so long, if you get bit, our blood works as antivenin.

>>18475552
I thought that was only true for double-Australians.

>>18475539
Well not every animal wants to kill you, we have some imported ones who are not outright hostile, sort of irritable still but not immediately MAIM BURN KILL!

>Sorry boys, I lost my wizardry years ago.


You see her gravitate towards the claw machine.
It's filled with various stuffed toys of varying design.
"Want me to win you one?" You ask her.
She says nothing but you can see in her eyes that she wants one.
"So wich one do you want?" you ask
"A-any of them." she answers.

You check out the possible targets.
There's a green frog, seems like an easy enough target being on top of the pile.
There's a weird lion. near a corner. Should not be that difficult to catch.
There's also some sort of cactus/owl hybrid. It was near the back and half under a weird plushy brick with eyes.
And then theres the Koala. Buried up to it's neck in other stuff, and way in the corner. a difficult prize that one.

WHICH ONE OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18475562
It is a bit kill or cure.

On the one hand what you were bitten by won't be killing you anymore

On the other everything else from our blood probably will

>>18475567
>KOALA
WE WILL CATCH IT WITH MANLINESS

>>18475562
Maybe 30 years ago. But Australians have evolved since then. Not only are we immune to venom, our skin is equivalent to kevlar, is fireproof, and our body has a freezing point of -150 degrees.

Ever wonder why Australia hasn't come up with armor for their soldiers recently? Now you know.

>>18475567
The weird lion or the cactus/owl hybrid. The first is a new familiar, the latter is fucking baller.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18475567
ALL OF THEM!

Or if you really want to be boring the koala

>>18475579
So THAT's why Aussies bring knoifes to a gun fight. That makes so much more sense now.

>>18475567
She wants a koala we go for the koala, no matter what. We can do this, we're a butler.

>>18475567
Koala, keeping with the Aussie related talk.

>>18475567
Koala, focus our swag like a jedi the force.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18475567
Rolland for Koala.

Frog would be a Misaka gift
Lion saber
Cactus/owl I am honestly stumped on

Koala because fuck yeah

>>18475586
Oh, that's because our knoives are fitted to fire bullets, hence the intimidation factor.

rolled 24 = 24

>>18475567
Koala, I think she likes them

>>18475586
Actually we do that because we break all our guns in training.

That's why we use the steyr rifles, they are plastic and cost less to replace than metal guns

Also supporting >>18475583

>>18475598
That's honestly less cool than it was before you said it. I thought it was, "Since our skin is like kevlar, we have to stab each other. Since my skin is like kevlar, I get to stab you. Fuck you, mate."

>>18475567
Koala.
>>18475594
>cactus
>stumped

rolled 29 = 29

>>18475583
Backup Aussie roll for getting everything

>>18475602
We keep failed attempts at stabbing us in our bodies. Many a snapped-off blade will be found embedded in our torsos. It's a sort of battle trophies.

We made knoives fire things so that they go too much into the torso, making us absorb it instead and ruin a good trophy.

>>18475605
I never actually watched GiTS : SAC

We aren't rolling for Koala acquisition yet guise, don't waste them 1s.

>>18475615
You should, it's very good, but that's irrelevant to the reaction image.

rolled 90 = 90

>>18475610
We bringing homelands into this? Canadian roll, im sorry it's a nat 1 isn't it? Why can't I do anything right?

>>18475602
We are sort of like orks in that regard.
We get shot we get mad.
We get krumped in close and we recognize a boss

It makes board meetings interesting

ITT:
Haremdynamology, Lesbionics, and Australiapology.

>>18475618
Because you're my hat. New York reporting in.

>>18475617
Yeah it is in the list of "shit I meant to watch but never got around to"

The list gets longer because I see cool things download or buy them and forget about them by the time I get them

>>18475618
Well shit dice don't like Australia but they love Canada

>>18475620
What can we say, we're multi-talented. Few of our talents have practical use in our life but they're still kinda cool to have around.

>>18475619
I went to a board meeting the other day, and had to pull a spear out of my chest.

Hey, how was I supposed to know that the mandatory beer requirement was 4 kegs instead of 3? We just hit each other with them anyway.

I couldn't even get a 4th keg because my boomerang wouldn't start up in the morning. Had to ride my hat to work.

>>18475634
> I couldn't even get a 4th keg because my boomerang wouldn't start up in the morning. Had to ride my hat to work.
That's where I lost it.

>>18475628
I'm sorry the dice gods favor us over you, cousin.

The cactus owl looks up to you pleadingly.
"Take me home, take me home." it seems to say.
"Sorry, But my lady friend wants a Koala." you tell it in your heart.
"I'm sorry." you make a promise to yourself to get it out of that glass cage if you ever have another chance

You turn to the Koala. You swipe your badge over the reader to get the claw moving.
You fiddle with the lever to get it at just the right position.
Hina watches with baited breath.

ROLL TO CATCH THE KOALA.
YOU MUST BEAT An 80
>Cactus owl was a cult of sorts for /toy/
>they appeared in arcade machines everywhere-ish and people kept trying to get them out.

>>18475634
See that's why I switched to riding a crocodile to work, it's slower and I need to wrestle it all the way but it rarely breaks down

rolled 53 = 53

>>18475645
Koala!!

rolled 51 = 51

>>18475645
Yeah see, now we'd've needed that roll bloody canadian

rolled 31 = 31

>>18475645
Fuck that we are getting them all out and into our folio

rolled 57 = 57

>>18475645
>80
Oh god we're going to pull out some eldrich monstrosity instead aren't we.
REV UP THAT SAN DICE

rolled 19 = 19

>>18475645

your msq tweets are making me nervous.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18475645
We had a 90, but noo, you decided to waste it on Canada.

rolled 98 = 98

Dammit we need Kraus to get lucky right now

>>18475645
Huh, that sounds like something I can include in an Unknown Armies game somehow...

rolled 88 = 88

>>18475645
It's so fucking adorable! I want one...

Nat 1. It's real and it give us rabies. That's my guess.

>>18475662

>>18475645
Koala, mate.
>>18475646
Was thinking of wrangling one of those, but foreign companies have brought some of those Alligators out. Vastly inferior, deathrolls-per-second is very low.

>>18475662

we're pulling out some sort of unspeakable horror now, good job.

rolled 14 = 14

Welp we gona get sucked in the machine. >>18475662

>>18475662
YOU SON OF A BITCH.

>>18475662
I also rolled an 88.
>>18475667

>>18475662
>>18475664
I
Uh
Wow.

>>18475671
Side adventure time?
Side adventure time!

>>18475662
I'm sorry, I had no idea that it would be this hard to claw a Koala. I have no clue what hue to expect from this.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18475662
Machine falls on us or a kid pops out calling us mummy and daddy

>"Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home." the cactus owl's eyes plead. #msq

I think we'll get a second shot at the cactus owl after we fuck up with the koala.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18475679
Sucked into the machine dimension?

rolled 60 = 60

>>18475662
Ohhh, boy.

>>18475645
Rollin

>"Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home." the cactus owl's eyes plead. #msq

Oh god, we're gonna pull that thing out with our 1.

>>18475684
It will be an Erdrich monstrosity planted there to remove us from our girls. Or one to protect us from such attempts but we will ignore it

>>18475691
I WANT TO GIVE IT ALL OF OUR LOVE. IT IS A REJECT JUST LIKE US.

>>18475662
You push the red button to send the claw on it's way down.
Slowly the claw descends, until the last couple of inches.

It suddenly aims at you and smashes through the glass.
It clamps around your neck.
Hina begins to panic as a soft Whooop-whoop sound is emitted by the machine.
You feel yourself pulled through time and space.
It feels like a more violent version of a jump through the stargate.
"Target acquired." A man reports to his master.
"Good. Now we can go ahead with our larger plans."

PLOT END
[x] RELOAD
.

>>18475702
So does our 98 and 95 mean on our reload we get all of them?

>>18475706
Chill and let him type. We'll find out when he's done. Anyway, I'm American, but I can recognize that we're former-Empire, same as our bros Canada and Australia.

>>18475712
Well Australia is technically still empire.
We never got our freedom

Still bro's though

>>18475720
If you get tired of it, try asking nicely. We did that and it worked out well.

>>18475720
And Canada still has the Queen's face on their money - you're former-Empire.

>>18475726
We have enough trouble stopping ourselves from beating our politicians to death let alone dealing with other countries

>>18475664
>>18475687

Up down left left left.
You move the joystick, the claw inside jiggling as you do so.
As you reach the point where you think you have a large chance of grabbing the Koala from, you press the red button.

The claw comes down. Hina watches holding her breath.
It grabs the koala around the head. and begins to lift up.
It resists at first, almost slipping off.
But it pulls free.

YOu see a lanyards stretching from its back under a pile of other plushies.
You see the cactus owl move and get lifted by the lanyard wrapped around it's foot.

The claw deposits the two stuffed toys into the chute.
"Hey! Double prize." you say as you retrieve them.

"Thank you. Thank you." the cactus owl seems to say.

You hand both toys to Hina and she accepts them with a squee and a hug.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18475779
Go back in for the frog and lion! No one left behind

Then photo booth

>>18475779
Give the cactus owl a thumb up when Hina isn't watching, buy some popcorn for the movie

>>18475779
LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND. THIS IS A WAR.

>>18475784
Not while during date, Hina might misunderstand or get jely.

>>18475791
>>18475784
Now I know we are crazy.

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH! SAVE THOSE MEN

photobooooth

>>18475795
Or she will think we love stuffed toys as well.

As long as we have no stuffed toy related PTSD we should be right

>>18475795
That sounds like coward-talk to me, son. It's time to be a man.

>>18475798
"Two of the men overboard have been picked up by the SSHina but another two are missing below the depths"

>>18475813
DIVE, MAN, DIVE.

>go back

You decide to not leave the Lion and Frog behind.
You swipe your badge again against the reader.
You aim for the frog first, an easy enough prospect

ROLL FOR IT.
You must beat a 50.

rolled 29 = 29

>>18475830
Roll
>>18475805
And what about when she sees them with Misaka and King Arthur?

rolled 80 = 80

>>18475830
NO MAN LEFT BEHIND.

>>18475832
Depends if we give them to them or not.

And depends if we just have them out and they happen to come by and she notices they like them and decides to give them to them

>>18475833
YOu get it easily and it agin goes into the chute and into Hina's arms.

Now you aim for the lion.

Y0u must beat a 70

rolled 97 = 97

>>18475843
Lionbro we're coming for you!

rolled 46 = 46

>>18475843
FOR KING ARTHUR!

rolled 44 = 44

>>18475843
If you think this is easy you're LION

>>18475848
Good job men!
No casualties and all hostages recovered, we'll be in for a medal after this

>>18475848
Perfect. He'll be going home to his family tonight.

>>18475848
It was an easy catch.
and soon enough the lion has joined the growing menagerie in Hina's arms.
You help her out by taking the Cactus owl and the Frog.
Four prizes with 3 credits in under 5 minutes, not bad. Not bad at all.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18475876
How much time? Also photobooth and smoochies

>>18475876
Have Kraus check these prizes out. Nothing in this dimension is ever what it looks like.

>>18475876
Photobooth cutery
Then movie

>>18475876
photobooth. We go for the neck.

>>18475887
This plus photobooth - we need to be paranoid, McNgafn taught us that.

I'm imagining us getting back home and the other girls jealous of all the stuffed animals.

So we take them all back and manage to grab every one of them.

Cue Hayate leading a trail of girls like ducklings, arms loaded with stuffed animals.

It's just adorable.

>>18475923
We would need twin toys for the idols.
A ferret for Nanoha?

I think we got Erica and Ursula stuffed toys at the fair right?

>photobooth
After getting a bag from the counter to put the stuffed toys in, you have Hina accompany you to the photobooth.
It was a pretty standard affair, you chose a border, and effects and had photos taken.
The photos would then be printed out into a sheet of stickers.

After scanning your badge the camera starts shooting.
You mke a silly face after another. Hina joining in on the fun.
As the shots tick off you attempt to give her a kiss. But she blocks it with the Koala.
near the end she gives you a kiss on the cheek right when you weren't expecting it.

The booth indicates that it has stopped taking pictures, the two of you step out and collect the stickers.

"Heh, I look weird in that one." you say as you scan the sheet.
"No, I like it." Hina smiles.
"I'm glad you do." you tell her as the two of you walk back into the main lobby of the Cinema.

After getting some snacks for the movie, you lead her inside to the darkened theater.
The previews are rolling as you make your way to your seats.

He is a ninja.
And he must fight streotypes.
"AY CARRAMBA, EL NINJA ES MI CASA!"
He must beat them in one on one combat.
"YO DAWG, YOU CANT BE HUSSLIN IN MY HOOD."
He must use his training.
"PRIM AND PROPER TEA AND BISCUITS MY LAD. LOOK AT MY BAD TEETH."
He must use his sword.
"CRIKEY. IMMA THROW YOU ON THE BARBY THAT I WILL."
He must defeat them all.
"WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOOT? YOU CANT KILL ME I GET FREE HEALTHCARE."

Arnold Schwarzenegger like you've seen him a bajillion times before.

NINJA VERSUS STEREOTYPE.
Coming soon.

>>18475964
I'm visualizing this in my head and it's so sweet my teeth are rotting out.

You know, if we brought Erica to a movie we could probably get away with shenanigans. Public sneaky sex is best sex.

>>18476025
Hate sex is better.

>>18476029
Maybe, but we don't hate anyone in our harem.

Though we could certainly roleplay it.

Boy meets girl.

Boy is a nervous, worthless lump of flesh.
Girl is a gorgeous piece of perfection.
Boy falls in love with girl.
Hilarious antics ensue.
Boy learns to be himself and gets the girl.
It's a story as old as time.

Michael Cera, the fountain of emotion, forever typecast in this role.
And some new girl we found on myspace.

CLICHE ROMANTIC COMEDY.
In theaters, this May.

>>18476041
We could get Keima Into our harem with hate sex.
He is so confused / Tsun it would work

The movie starts.
It begins with a short grim lesson on Auswitz and concentration camps in general.
"... the Naziroos sent Joseph and his family into one of the most feared camps of all, AUSCHWITZ."
You to a shot of cute koallas being herded off a truck behind barbwire.

You over at Hina, early on in the movie and she's begun to tear up.

WAT DO?

>>18476078
Squeeze her hand

>>18476078
hand her a hanky and hold her hand.
Give her a smile

>>18476083
Seems about right.

>Fianally going to see Koala's In Auschwitz
Well this should be hillarious.

>>18476078
Hold her hand

>>18476041
Trude is the only viable candidate for hate sex that comes to mind.

>>18476097
We just have to show up in a skirt and call her Trude-oneechan, she'd be all over us.

>>18476089
Seconding.

>>18476097
Nah Keima would totally go for it if we picked back up the trolling

Trude we just dress up in randosel call her oneesan and we die from snu snu

You reach for her hand and give it a squeeze as you smile. She smiles back at you and wipes at her tears.


The movie jumps forward a couple of months in time.
YOu see Joseph, the youngest son of the Mentholberg family surviving with a smile and a song in the harshness of life in the camp.

Hina's eyes light up as she sees the happy go lucky koalla skipping along in front of what you recognize as gas chambers.

"Hey, Joseph. Come here." a grizzled old koala calls for the lad. "How well can you dig?"

>>18476141
christ

>>18476141
Huh. I'm reminded of Empire of the Sun.

>>18476108
crossdressed reverse rape?

I'm all for it.

"Quite reasonable, yes."

Don't have Hayate blurb that out.

>>18476196
>reverse rape
There is no such this as reverse rape. It's male rape. And it's fucking hot.

>>18476078
>>18476141
>Koalas in Auchswitz
Goddamnit, Japan, who thought this was a good idea?

You next see Joseph working with others in a tunnel being dug out of the camp.
His papa is there. His uncle is there. Joseph is given the task of bringing up the pails of dirt where they will be spread out under the flowerbeds at night.

They dig. They remain silent.
Joseph wants to sing. He wants to sing his little heart out. But for now he must remain quiet.

Rain falls above their heads and soaks the soil, the tunnels have become unstable.
A crash is heard, the forward section collapses.
Joseph's father is killed.

Hina bursts into tears.
WAT DO?

Derp

>>18476209
Hold her, comfort her. Don't say "it'll be okay" because it never will.

>>18476185
YES.
I LOVED THE BOOK.
I have a beat up copy of the first printing somewhere on my shelves.
I should get a replacement copy so i could retire my first one into the trunk I have in the attic

>>18476209
Give her a hug or some shit and try to conceal the fact that we are already crying too.

>>18476223
You mean laughing, right?

>>18476209
Give her a hug. or a shoulder to lean on. generally, comfort her.

>we'd probably PTSD if we had any issues in digging tunnels or escaping prisons. not a good time though.

>>18476209
Put an arm around her shoulders, dry her tears with a handkerchief.

Lean into her and hold hands.

Comfort Hina.
Can't let our girlfriend cry

You put your arm around her and hug her comfortingly.
You also fish out a handkerchief for her.
She wipes her tears dry and leans into you.

Joseph is back out in the yard.
The tunnels have been abandoned for now.
He's back singing, but his singing has a hint of sadness to it.
A truck pulls up to the compound and drops off a new batch of 'guests'.
Joseph sees her.
She looks tired. She looks afraid.
But still she looks beautiful.

You watch as Joseph and this girl Sandra fast become friends through the weeks.
Joseph's singing is happy once again.

>>18476308
She's going to go take a "shower."

She'll see him again. She promised!

>>18476308
i know where this is going

>>18476308
Hayate can understand Joseph. Coming from a world that only gave him glimpses of happiness just so that they could be taken away, he feels for this koala living in a concentration camp.

Sandra and Joseph walk through the camp.
Years have passed, and they are now young adults.

"Hey kid." some british bulldog POW walks up to them. "Know where to get some wood?"

You see Joseph help building a glider hidden somewhere in camp.
He works on the woodwork, while sandra steals sheets to cover the frame.

"WASS ICH YOU VEEN STEELING CLOTHS GIRL!"
A naziroo catches Sandra red handed.
Joseph manages to make it in time, and takes her lashes for her.
He is sent into solitary confinement for a month.

"H-he's so brave" Hina says beside you.

You hold her tighter and continue watching.
Joseph finally gets out of confinement.
He finds the glider disassembled after the plans have been compromised.
Sandra welcomes him back with open arms.

More time passes.
The pair are now full adults and lovers.
Everyone knows Joseph and his infallible cheer.
He has even made a friend of Fritz. One of the night guards.

Another chance to escape has come.
The two help hollow out a set of matresses so some prisoners could hide inside them and be smuggled out.

On the day of the escape , the group draws straws as to see who would be leaving.
Joseph gets a straw, but Sandra doesnt.

He gives her his slot.
"You go ahead without me." he tells her. "I will surely see you back outside."

Oh man they're going for a break.

He's going to send the girl out while he distracts the Nazis.

"No, I can't live without you!"

"You have to! Live for both of us! I love youuuu!"

And then the naziroos beat him and drag him to the furnaces.

>>18476391
Oh, this is going to end in tears, isn't it.

>>18476391
>He gives her his slot.
THIS WILL END WELL

>>18476411
>Auschwitz
Like it could any other way.

Months pass. No new hope of escape presents itself.
Joseph and Fritz' friendship has blossomed.
Fritz sneaks Joseph rations in exchange for a song or two.
Joseph notices that his friend gets leaner and leaner as the days pass.

And then the attack began.
Bombs fell on the camp.
Planes buzzed barely above the buildings.
Soldiers rushed in and captured the Naziroos.
Joseph was having a chat with Fritz that night when it began.
A soldier saw the two of them huddled together behind a crate.
"DIRTY ROO. DIE!" the bayonet flashes in the fires engulfing the guardhouse.
"WAIT HE'S MY FRIEND!" Joseph tries to stop the soldier but fails.
He cradles his dead friends body in his lap.
"he's my friend...." he repeats over and over again.

"WAAAAAAAH~" Hina bursts out loudly.
WATDO?

>>18476458

super hug powers activate~!

>>18476458
Comfort her, tell her that even though he died the Roo was heroic because he protected Joseph and he valued his friend more than himself.

He proved that no one is inherently evil and so Joseph could show that to everyone to stop it being an excuse.

Or something we just need to comfort her

>>18476458
OH GOD.
This thing better have a happy-ish ending

>>18476458
Hug Hina and comfort her.

"Fritz redeemed himself in the end. He was a good man, and Joe will live because of him. Now he can go find Sandra."

>>18476519
No, no. Don't give her hope of the ending. It might go poorly.

>>18476458
Hug her tightly.

You wrap both your arms around her.
She cries into your shirt.
"It's alright. It's okay. Fritz was a good friend. Fritz went out protecting his friends. It's all gonna be okay." you tell her.

She calms down and the two of you get back to watching

Joseph is shown to be transferred to a refugee camp.
He tries looking for Sandra there, but noone has seen her.
He leaves the place after some time.

We wanders the streets.
Alone, hungry and cold.
No song passes from his lips.
No song is sung in his heart.
His body on the edge of giving up.
His soul also at its limits.

He passes out in the snow in a dark alley, the hard ground offering no comfort.
Everything fades to black.

Hina again bursts out in tears.
'Goddammit this movie.' you tell yourself as you hug her tighter.

Oh wait. I forgot to add ROLL EM.

"Man, I don't get why everyone is crying. That happened to me every day."

>>18476586
ROLLING FOR A HAPPY ENDING.
Everyone meets each other in heaven

rolled 71 = 71

>>18476572

rolled 55 = 55

>>18476572
This fucking movie goddamn

rolled 44 = 44

>>18476572
>DAT FILM
AND A HAPPY TIME WAS HAD BY ALL

rolled 80 = 80

>>18476572
Rolling for a sad end or a happy end?

rolled 74 = 74

>>18476586
FFFFFF

rolled 89 = 89

>>18476572
COMFORTING

rolled 90 = 90

>>18476572
Damnit, that didnt end well. On hindsight, any movie with "Auschwitz" on it should have given us a clue.

Rollin

rolled 71 = 71

>>18476592

rolled 67 = 67

>>18476572
"It's okay, it's just a movie."

>Make mental note: Holocaust films make baaaad date movies.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18476586
Rolling for BEST END.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18476605
What about taking Erica and/or Ursula?

rolled 15 = 15

>>18476612
Then it just gets weird, cause it didn't happen in their world

>>18476612
>SWQ Erica
>German Witches were pretty much about to mutiny over all this Nazi shit when the Martians invaded

Yeah, go ahead, this seems like a smart plan.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18476612
I don't see that going any better

>>18476612
Horrible idea.

Witches were appalled at what was going on while they were deployed overseas.

>>18476602
>>18476601
>>18476600
>>18476599
>>18476598
>>18476595
>>18476598
You hold her in the darkness for a few minutes.
"Joseph? Joseph?" A voice resounds through the cinemas speakers.
Something comes back on screen.
"JOSEPH!" it's Sandra. and she's a hugging a now reawakened Joseph in some sort of medical facility.

The film jumps a few years forwards in time.
Joseph is a vegetable hawker in the market.
He sings a happy song as he works.
he sings a happy song as he goes home.
He sings a happy song with his wife and child.

Credits roll, and you see Hina smiling through her tears.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 30 = 30

>>18476612
Deffinately not a good idea, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't like to find out their home country in a lot of alternate dimensions commited genocide and are basically the bad guys.

>>18476612
That's when futuyate jumps back to punch us in the dick and tells us that is such a bad idea it made the list of shit to fix

>>18476634
Quick kiss before the lights come up and head to the train for dinner

>>18476628
>>18476633
Ah. I hadn't read the SWQ timeline, so I didn't know.

>>18476634
Dry her tears and give Hina a hug before the lights come on.
Then we go to dinner at Galaxy Express.

>>18476652
Even if this wasn't the SWQ Erica, it'd still be a bad idea.
Finding out that the country you fought for, killed for, and gave the best years of your life for, committed genocide and atrocities that make them pretty much the bad guys the world over for over 60 years is not good date movie material.

>taking a girl to see an Auschwitz movie
>we and the girl are both friends of Luftwaffe members
Not our finest moment, guys.

>>18476691
Hina was the one who wanted to see it.

>>18476691
Different Luftwaffe

>>18476691
>Luftwaffe Veteran
>Emotional girl coming home after watching a Holocaust movie

Guys, I think we're about to have a "Why the hell would you fight for this?!" argument when Hina sees Erica again. Maybe even a delve into Erica's memories of WW2 before the alien invasion.

>>18476718
So long as it doesn't interfere with future lesbian antics, sure.

>>18476718
It is Koala's in auschwitz so it isn't really correlating to anything either of them have experienced.

Unless of course we end up in the furry dimension

>>18476718
Unless Hina mentioned it while getting dressed, I don't think the Twins even know what movie we went to see.
We mentillated Hina the question during class.

"See, that ended pretty well for him." you tell her as you give her a hug and a quick kiss on the forehead.
You pull her up out of her seat.
"Come on, we have a train to catch" you tell her.

AS you walk out of the cinema with your arm around her you ask Kraus jsut where exactly the train would be.
"THEY SAY YOU JUST WAIT IN THE PARK. ON THE THIRD BENCH."
"okay man, thanks."

The two of you head to the park and arrive there at 10 to 8.

YOu sit yourselves down on the bench and wait.
"What's this about a train?" she asks you. "and you are we in the park?"
"We'll be dining on the Galaxy Express. And here is where it would be picking us up." you tell her.
"G-galaxy? I don't think I-I like the sound of that."
"Don't worry, I'm here." you tell her with a squeeze of her hand.

A few minutes later and you hear the sounds of a train.

>>18476769
Well, hopefully being in a train will alleviate Hina's fear of heights.

A steam locomotive gracefully comes out of the sky.
Tracks materialize to meet it's approach towards the park.
"I-it's flying!" Hina exclaims as she sees the spectacle.
"yeah, I guess that's why they call it the Galaxy Express." you tell her.
The train stops on the ground near you, steam blowing out of the release valves near its boiler.

"I-I can't get on that." she says.
"Of course you can. It'll be fun. Trust me." You tell her as you lead her to the nearest passenger car.

"Hi, we made reservations under Ayasaki." you tell the short man standing by the door.
He nods and guides you inside to your booth.

The interior is all wood and cast iron.
Leather seats await you as does simple table in the enclosed booth.

You walk inside and give your orders. The man walks a way with a nod.

[ ]sit beside hina
{ ]sit across her

>>18476821
Beside so she can lean on us when she gets scared

>>18476821
Beside, obviously

>>18476821
[x]sit across her
So we can get her to look at us to distract her from the flying.

>>18476821
Beside.
Should we take the outside seat as well?

>>18476821
Beside her. We can calm her down easier then

This is mainly why i voted Dende's as awesome as the train is, no good if she spends dinner freaking out

>>18476821
>sit beside hina
Why did I read that as, behead hina?

>>18476821
[x] besides
we need to be there in case she freaks out.

I gotta go guys, here's a parting gift, of sorts.
seeya

>>18476896
I find the mug on the sword quite amusing.

You sit beside her to make sure she doesn't freak out too much.
"Is this gonna fly again?" she asks you.
"It most likely will." you answer "it cant block the park all night."

The train's whistle blows and you begin moving.
You feel the cabin angle upwards as it takes off.
"EEP!" hina shuts her eyes and hold you tight.
"Don't worry." you tell her, Ill keep you safe. "hey look outside. the town looks amazing."
She hesitantly opens her eyes and looks out the window.
Her eyes light up as she watches the lit up town pass by underneath you.
"See? That wasnt so bad."

TALK NOW. DISTRACT HER.
WAT TALK?

>>18476918
Talk about Hina's life before the Bureau, her family, and her relationship with them.

>>18476918
Ask if she's psyched/ready for the practical tomorrow.

>>18476941
Let's do it. It can only go well.

>>18476918
Ask her how she has been getting along with the girls, morning exercises with Erica excluded

>>18476918
Talk about life before the Bureau.
Ask her about her wings.

>"he has left the area." he informs his master. "DO IT. NOW." he orders. Five figures come together in the shadows of the dormitory

Please, give us the sidestory of our girls kicking ass.

>>18476976
Hrmm. I wonder. Does anybody have a compilation of his tweets?

>>18476976
Side story of girls kicking ass, saving Perrine then having some very big questions for us afterwards?

>>18476995
https://twitter.com/#!/HappyBrownGuy

Shit I just remembered.

New students start classes next week when we start advanced

New students must take medical

Perrine is going to the doctor like it or not

>>18476976
Oh my god.

The girls are our anchors. They're going to kill the girls. Fuck. Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.

I WASN'T READY FOR THIS LG!

>>18477046
Actually he hinted they are after Perrine since she is an anchor they didn't plan for. Or specifically our possible child inside her is the anchor so remove that and they can cut everything else

>"NOPE." the armored figure stand atop the dorm the silhouettes of a tall rabbit, a panda, and a trex a tiger and a gorilla around him #msq

>"So Gai, who were those intruders?" Mike asks him. "I have no idea sir. I just felt they were up to no good." he answers him #msq

>Gai mentilaltes your familiars. "Remember guys." he says "NOT A WORD OF THIS SHOULD COME OUT." "of course Sir." Jakob answers him #msq

We have the BEST bros.

>>18477070

nothing can express the YES i am feeling right now.

Next Time on MSQ


LG trolls us some more while we have a date, we may get to play as someone else and possibly screw everything up.

In other words another day in the voyages of the Swagtanic

>Gai mentilaltes your familiars. "Remember guys." he says "NOT A WORD OF THIS SHOULD COME OUT." "of course Sir." Jakob

That's all well and good, but couldn't Kraus feel the sudden increase in their drain on our majaikal reserves from the three of them going into battle mode? Especially since we did tell him to look out for that kind of stuff.

>>18477070
Best bro both figuratively and if the theories are correct then literally

>>18477093
Either he, Mike, or Tama probably managed to hack the link and foot the Majaik bill.

>>18477093
They are in battle mode not expending energy yet.

Also he probably thinks it is nothing and the drain on us seems negligible

>>18477070
Gai's speech pattern changes.
From a cocky NOPE to a respectful SIR to an almost laidback GUYS.

Hrm. Some of the tweets disturb me. I think that either we have been subconsciously altering Yuki from afar.


...Or Kraus has been hacked. I wonder what kind of skills you would need to hack a Device.

>>18477109
First one is to an enemy of justice.
There is nothing except confidence in your voice when facing them

Second is a superior, they deserve respect

Third is to allies, they need to feel comfortable with trusting you

>>18477093
not if gai or mike was chanelling magaic for them.
Also big lo and big ted are those two's NORMAL forms

>>18477134
the first one was not regal enough
second one is normal
Third one was still too relaxed.
He's not called even us "guys"

>>18477113
I think It is more her emotions aren't normal for Yuki to handle. We are the first person who has talked to her and drawn her out of her little world remember.

We are nice, comforting, charming as all fuck so I dare say she is falling for us which throws up an error flag when director Yuki tries to process it logically

"So, I hope you don't mind me asking." you tell Hina "How was your life before joining the Bureau? How was being the student council president of Hakuou like?"
"Well.. It was fun. Really fun." she answers you as she begins on her appetizers.
"Everyday was a new challenge. the only downside was how h-high the office was."
"You mean the power?"
"N-no... The office was in the clock tower."
"Ah... well how was your home life then?"
"Well, My mum and dad are loving people. But they can be weird at times. My older sister is a teacher at Hakuou. And she can be a pain at times. But other than that it was all normal."
"How about you? how was your life before the bureau? I once heard you talk to Mike about some issues. When you asked about taht therapy schedule. What was that all about?"

>>18477153
He hasn't needed to get our trust on something like this so far.

Also regal isn't necessary if it is mooks, big guys yeah but mooks just get the icy NOPE of doom

>>18477181
"Uhh...I'll tell you another time. Not on a date."

>>18477181
Explain our past but avoid the terrible details.
Tell her we will go into it in full another time

Wait when did LG switch his twitter image from Erica to frenchy?

>>18477202
ALL OF IT IS TERRIBLE DETAILS.

>>18477211
About the same time he said help I am waifuing frenchie

>>18477181
Tell her stuff that we are comfortable telling. Spin a good yarn about everything with a lighthearted twist. However, keep your eyes on the prize and thank her for the chance for getting to know her.

>>18477217
So we give her an overview.

We don't say much of things we just say we had a less than perfect life before coming to the bureau and it lead to us having some issues we felt needed to be sorted out.

Then we say we will tell her about it some other time a it isn't good dinner conversatio

>>18477181
"It was… hard. Real hard. I'll tell you later, this isn't the best time."

>>18477181
"It was bad. Not really date material. For my life, the only good things to come from our would are Bike-kun and you."

Yeah let's keep it sketchy.

"I had a rough time, sometimes it felt like the universe was out to get me. But I pulled through and made it here, and it's been fantastic ever since."

We don't want her to break down on her first date.

"It was… hard. Real hard. I'll tell you later, this isn't the best time." you tell her.
"Let's just say that I picked up a lot of skills from working random jobs at an early age. And that I was more than happy to jump on the chance on working for the Bureau just to get away from that dimension."
"I see.." she answers you. "I hope you will tell me everything eventually."
"Of course." you answer her.
The meal continues in much more mundane conversation.
You look out the window to find yourselves in outer space en-route to the moon.
"Wow. I never thought I'd be able to go out into space." you tell Hina.
"Me too." she looks around at the magnificent sight.

She seems much more comfortable now that the train is in space. Maybe it's because there is no up or down here. Maybe it's because of all the stars.

As dessert is served, the train touches down on the moon.
A voice comes over the intercom in the cars.
"Any guests that wish to go out for a walk on the moon will be given the opportunity to do so for the next 20 minutes." the unknown female says
"Please report to the nearest exit so that the conductor can equip you with your space suits."

[ ]go for a walk
[ ]stay

>>18477339
[X] ASK politely if Hina would care for a walk on the moon

>>18477339
>stay

If we go for a walk, she'll relapse when the train takes off again.

That and it's probably an ambush.

>>18477356
>ambush
We don't know anything about any ambushes or shit like that

>>18477339
Ask Hina, if she wants to then we go moon walking and see if we can't find some moon rabbits and Mochi.
Otherwise we just look out the window and wave to moon rabbits

>>18477339
ASK Hina if she would love to walk on the moon.
IF so, ASK STAFF PERSONNEL how long we have on the moon to play around.

>>18477353
Second. We take a spacewalk only if Hina wants to.

>>18477370
Well, then stick to my first reason. If she leaves the train, it will remind her that she's on a flying train. Hell, if she's scared of heights, think of how she'll react to merely *walking* sending her into the air?

I don't think she would like being in a place with little gravity.

>>18477356
No metagaming.

Space walk would be perfect. You can't really fall to your death because lolgravity.

Let's try to get her out there. Tell her the space suit flatters her. Enhances her curves or something like that. (it's funny because a spacesuit doesn't! Unless it's one of those skintight things.)

>>18477391
They JUST said 20 minutes.

>>18477406
Derrrrrrrrp

Am I the only one thinking we should have gone here with Keima?

>ask her
"Hina. Would you like to go for a walk on the moon?" you ask her.
"I don't know. What if the moon rabbits attacked us?" she asks jokingly. She looks really excited for the prospect of walking around the lunar surface.
"Haha. Don't worry I'll fend them off." you tell her.
"Okay then." she takes your hand and the two of you head towards the exit.
There, you find the short man standing by the door.
"We'd like to go out please." you tell him.
He hands you a pair of bracelets.
"Containment suits." he tells you as she snaps them on you and Hina.
"Twenty minutes. Don't go far."

You see a quick flicker of light around you and Hina, like you were covered by a skintight bubble.
The conductor opens the door and you step outside.

>>18477454
Nothing to say that we cant come here again.

>>18477467
Step out and help Hina down the surface.

Grab a moonstone in case we ever come across a pokemon.

Try to point out some constellations. They'll look different from this viewpoint.

>>18477571
Or Cave Johnson.

You gently fall to the dusty surface. your fall slowed down as if it was a movie viewed in slo-mo.
You help Hina off the train, and help her steady herself in the low gravity.
After she's gotten her bearings you put an arm around her and push off the ground.
You go bounding up and forwards.
"Kyah!" she holds onto you.
"Don't worry. It's all right. See we're about to touch the ground again." you tell her.
After you touch down, you do the maneuver again. She keeps her eyes open this time.
"It's amazing." she says as she looks around.
You pick up a stone and skip it across the lunar surface, much like you would a rock off a pond on earth.

You are now far enough from the train to be in private, but still near enough to be able to get to it quickly if needed.

WAT DO?

>>18477467
Capture moonbeams for use in alchemy

And maybe for trolling Keima

>>18477606
Looks for rabbits.
Or failing that dance

>>18477606
Write something romantic on the moon.

>>18477606
DANCE. DANCE LIKE A MOFO.

MOONWALK ON THE MOON.
THERE IS NO OTHER SUBSTITUTE

>heroine wife
Our wife will be a heroine?
Or will we be the wife of the heroine of japan?

Look for an actual twinkling golden star.
Then shoot the fat italian plumber who comes for it and steal it

>>18477643
A dance. A dance is good

>>18477643
Or will we be the wife of the heroine of Japan?

>>18477666
Mio Sakamoto, Hero of Japan, of course

>>18477643
>>18477663
Low gravity dancing would actually be a bitch.

Still we can do it because we are classy enough

Seconding dance.
Nothing too sappy.
Maybe something upbeat.
Then we transition to MJ and we moonwalk

Sakamoto Ayasaki?

>>18477692
We don't need any other gravity other than our swag

>>18477643
It appears captcha wants us to be Mio's

>>18477711
Hayate Sakamoto

>>18477711
WAT. We'll be Sakamoto Hayate.
An adopted husband [husbands that take the wife's last name]

Moonwalk on the moon.

Moondance with Hina.

>>18477722
Not saying Sakamoto is the choice, but the adopted husband thing seems like a good way to distance ourselves from our old life.

>>18477711
The correction has been made by others, but here's why that doesn't work: that's two family names

After picking up another stone and slipping it into your pocket for a memento, you turn to Hina.
"Would you care for a dance?" you ask her.
"I-I don't dance." she tells you with a blush.
"Nonsense. Anyone could dance. I'll help you through it."
"O-okay."

DANCE TIME.
WAT DANCE?
Also roll for skill

rolled 45 = 45

>>18477762
Waltz?

rolled 25 = 25

>>18477762
Something simple, something too energetic would not go well. A waltz? I really don't know

rolled 29 = 29

Van Morrison just started playing on my Pandora. Guess what song?

rolled 1 = 1

>>18477762
Waltz for the moonlight
While http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFXZ618pU_0
Is playing

rolled 98 = 98

Come on, there needs to be more opinions on this. Or at least moar rolls

>>18477816
Wow dice fucking hate us tonight

>>18477818
>>18477816
I really hope that 98 wasn't just wasted.

>>18477816
Oh god.

>>18477818
I expect it's because a large portion of /tg/ doesn't dance. And those that do aren't on right now.

>>18477830
LG seems in a HUEHUEHUE mood but I share that held Udz.

>>18477832
I was mainly fishing for more roll, to be honest.

>>18475662
>>18477816
Seriously twice in one thread?

The dice gods do not approve of this date it seems. Or they just want to traumatize Hina

>>18477859
I guess dancing on the moon isn't as awesome as Theodore Rexington.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18477880
Having been there and helped kick it off I think nothing beats Theodore rexington

Also >>18477816
CARNIVOROUS MOON RABBIT ALIUMS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Rolling because why the fuck not at this point

rolled 90 = 90

LG is busy CHARGIN HIS HUEZER

>>18477816

A waltz. You ask Kraus to start on a waltz.
Something simple, easy to follow and fun.

You bounce around on the low gravity.
Kraus providing the music to dance to.
You lose yourselves in the music.
It seems like forever when you were dancing.
And it almost did.
The trains whistle jostles the two of you and bring you back to reality.
You turn to look in time to see the train lifting off and headed back to earth.

YOu run after it, desperately calling it back, but to no avail.
As the train disappears in the distance, you hear a weird noise coming from all around you.

"KRAK! KRAK! KRAK!"
Several winged humanoids jump up from behind boulders or out of holes in the ground
"KRAK KRAK! KRAK!"
Soon enough the several turn into dozens. the dozens quickly turning into hundreds.
"KRAKKRAKRAKRAK!"
Theres a whole sea of them spread out before and above you.
And they don't look friendly.

You hold Hina in your arms and ready a knife.
"WHY COULDN'T IT JUST BE MOON RABBITS!"
You shout in rage and frustration

BAD MOON END.
[x] reload

>>18477930
Whoa, no, don't reload. I like this. Now it's a fight followed by an adventure trying to reenter the atmosphere safely in a teacup.

>>18477930
Well not what I expected but still good HUE

>>18477944
Orbital insertion with rebounder coated teacup?

>>18477944
Hundreds of moon beasties vs us.
Don't like our odds

>>18477816
I wonder if linking the violin version of that song would of resulted in a better roll

>>18477930
LONG RANGE TELEPORT.
Hilariously on top of keima if possible.

>>18477954
But then we would just bounce back into space thanks to our massive momentum being redirected right?

>>18477984
That's probably how it would work. Or we'd bounce all the atmo off the planet.

>>18477984
I don't think that's how it works, otherwise trying to move anything with rebounder while in-atmosphere would cause it to rebound against air resistance.

>>18478007
Those aren't at re-entry speeds, though. Which might not start too bad, but we'd get there.

Except we would be hitting the ground at terminal velocity and being suddenly redirected towards space at terminal velocity.

We might slow down somewhat on our way out but if we broke into space we would just keep going

>>18478039
You mean towards the sky. Terminal velocity is not very fast. It's much, much, much, much less than escape velocity.

Enough trying to work out the rebounder tactic. Also, orbital re-entry with Hina would make her shit her pants and hate us. Lets go for a different route. Does KRAUS have anything on these guys?

>>18478052
Well compared to escape velocity of earth it isn't much but we actually known jack about the bureau's planetary circumstances.

Might be bigger or smaller which could affect the escape velocity one way or another.

And even if we did land we would be bouncing around until we found something we could not bounce off

>>18478067
It's a bad end though so it doesn't even matter, we will probably get the 98 post next

>>18478078
We'd be using one of our saucers, right?
We wouldn't really need to worry, since we can control the saucer's velocity. We have it slow down after re-entry, and fly down to the ground.

>>18478078
It has Earth gravity. That's literally all you need to know in order to know what escape velocity is.

>>18478067
It's an unrecoverable fuckin' moonmen ending. We might go down fighting, but we'd be down none the less. And then probably eaten, or something.

>>18478118
Actually we are assuming that.
Makes no difference anyway since terminal is a magnitude smaller than break
And it is a solution to a reload post which is in itself a waste of time

>>18478123
I was hoping for cute fuzzy holy grail death moon bunnies

>>18478142
It's fair to assume that gravitation is in the 9-10 m/s/s range unless noted otherwise.

>>18478162
Moon Bunnies, even Death Moon Bunnies would have been better than fukken moonmen.

>>18478163
I actually thought they would have it higher and have our device offset the difference until we got used to it.

It makes sense if the planet is controlled or even built for the bureau since it would make their agents stronger at a steady rate which you think they would find useful

>>18477911
>>18477818
You ask Kraus to play you something fun.
He puts on a swing.
"Okay, I could dance to this. Just follow me and let loose." you tell Hina.
It was a fun song. a great song, and you let go of any and all inhibitions.
As Hina sees you having fun, she promptly does the same.
Now, its pretty it's weird seeing two modern japanese teenagers like you dancing an oooold american dance. But fuck that shit. YOu are on the moon.
It's majaik. You don't have to explain shit.
The two of you jsut let go and have fun.

As the song ends, you mentillate a command to Kraus.
"Hey Hina watch this." you tell her as you sit her on a boulder.
the music starts:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXhy7ZsiR50
"here's another thing off my bucket list." you tell Hina as you materialize a temporary fedora.
'Working as the janitor for an old records store, sure has it's perks' you think to yourself as you strut your stuff.

"She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round"
you begin to sing to the music much to Hina's delight.


ROLL FOR PERFORMANCE

rolled 9 = 9

>>18478191
Why not one more HUEHUEHUE for the night

>>18478190
Gravitation outside of the normal range isn't something the human body gets 'used' to. It will severely affect height, bone density, and other such things. Especially among growing children, like Sakura. They would be mad to make gravitation anything other than Earth norm in a designer dimension.

>>18478191
>Billy Jean
Perrine's face when.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18478191

dice dice roll roll

rolled 19 = 19

>>18478191

rolled 18 = 18

>>18478191

>>18478203
How about not?

rolled 90 = 90

>>18478203
>>18478229
>>18478230
>>18478231
Stop it.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18478203
>>18478227
>>18478229
>>18478230
>>18478231
I guess the dice don't like MJ.

rolled 96 = 96

Oh god now we get the death bunnies.
All these low rolls

>>18478240
>>18478247
Fantastic. We're done here.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18478240
>>18478247
WE ARE THE BEST MOONWALKER