I have a bad feeling about this...

rolled 71 = 71

>>18511609

What is going on.

OH GOD
BRACING FOR HILARITY

Hi.
How /a/ is this quest, on a scale of 0 to Lucky * Star?

you shake off all your clothes and blast yourself with cold water.
"Sir are you alright?" jakob asks as he follows you, his little bunny fee hopping across the wet tile.
"Help J! HELP!" you yell out as you drench yourself.
He hurriedly hands you the glass of Panacea and you chug it down.

>GUESS WHAT THREAD NUMBER IT IS?

>>18511629
We've gone back to when we tested the genderswap potion.
Except this time it's going to be permanent.
>>18511634
It's fairly /a/ but also fairly /AWESOME/. Read the archives.

>>18511629
>>18511624
That was this morning when we tried the gender swap potion.

We are at the shops now

>>18511634
Hayate no Gotoku + SWAG

Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOON

>>18511638
>69
OH
LAWDY

>>18511634
about as high as a Comiket cosplay area in the 90's

>>18511638
Hahahaha
LXIII

rolled 29 = 29

>>18511639
>>18511640

More commenting on the fact that apparently, LG no longer requires sleep.

wtf is happening, this was not happening last threa-

oh athena thing.

ok.

>>18511648
You mean LXIX.

I can't wait to see when Hayate has to fight Vicious with only his fists.

>>18511634

Rated R for

Swag

>>18511655
Well since he mentions the thread number I thought of the rules of the Internet
Rule 63 every male character has a female version

>>18511639
>>18511643
>>18511647
Too /a/ for me! I am allergic to large doses of Japan.

>>18511661
Then leave.

The burning heat leaves you.
You are now shivering under the cold water blasting from the shower.

You step out and J hands you a towel.
"Uhh Sir. You better take a look at yourself." he tells you.
You turn to the large mirror over the sink.
In front of you is a cute blue haired girl with red eyes.
She has an average height and small breasts.
Shapely hips and skin as white as you have ever seen.
You lean closer to look at her, and she does the same.
That's when you realize that it's you.

>>18511668
GENTLEMEN! SUSAN HAS LANDED!

>>18511668
We seem to have gone full Susan up in here. I don't really mind.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18511668

oh god, this

this is LG's "gift" to those fetishesist isn't it?

i am going full ninja on this one.

>>18511699
Actually this is his trolling for us trying it.
And a callback to the first couple of threads where we ended up going to hit on a fine looking thing which was our own reflection

> boyfriend keeps pestering me to read this quest
> Liked SWQ, which he also recommended
> Finally decide to stop in and read it
> Get this

OP, explain this bullshit. Quickly.

>>18511720

go read archives

>>18511720
Don't expect to understand anything if you just drop in the middle of things.

You will have to read the archives to understand just about anything that goes on beyond this is Hayate from HnG getting thrown into a Nanoha type universe

>>18511720
It's thread number 69, we seem to have gone on a tangent involving the gender bender potion that we've been fiddling with.

>>18511727
I understand that the main character just got turned into a chick with no input from anyone, but it spanned multiple (small!) posts anyway.

>>18511731
This is the result of our actions before so we had lots of input in it.

>>18511720

i have been wondering for a while now, what is this SWQ?

[sorry i am one of the /a/xiles that arrived last week]

>>18511738
Strike witches quest
Male pilot avoiding advances and trolling everyone

>>18511738
Strike Witches Quest. Pretty good! You should stop in.
>>18511734
Oh, okay. Noted for later, going to poke the archives when I get back from class.

>>18511738
Take Strike Witches, add some reality and a number of dashes of awesome and a heaping spoonful and War is Hell, and Shenanigans.

>>18511699
Like they need any gifts. They've been running the show since forever. I'm just gonna drop a countertroll and go to bed.

Unless LG happens to be of the Zessica master race, in which case I just gave him a gift. I'll call it a win/win scenario.

>>18511720
Welcome to Mahou Shounen Quest. Home of magical butlers, their magic tea sets, waifu shenanigans, and unlabelled gender-swap potions.

Potential Writefag here from over in MetaQuest. I have to admit, Landing Gear; every time I see this quest up I kinda go "Bweh?" How the hell do you have this ungodly quest thread posting stamina?

>mfw the sheer speed this quest has caught up to and nearly surpassed MetaQuest

But seriously, bro. Keep up the good work. May lurk your quest today and give a shot at starting on a proper IDPKB splat... I must admit the thought of trying to go through the archives of this for background info sends a little shiver down my spine. Maybe I should finish the TSAB one first before trying to tackle IDPKB.....

>>18511775
Well we have had surprisingly little background on the IDPKB as a whole beyond it is too small to really be a player in the meta cold war which means that both the TG and TSAB put up with them becuase they have bigger fish to fry and we are just useful enough to avoid being stomped.
That's about all you will get from the archives

LG did a setting PDF as well I think

"It was a success?" you ask yourself.
"But... I drank Panacea." you think "How can this happen?"
"Sir. Do you require anything?" J asks.

WAT DO MADAME BUTLER?

>please treat this as a legitimate part of the story as it is.
>act in character at the very least.
>paths may align, stories might intertwine, this timeline may affect the main one

>>18511745
>>18511746
>>18511749

well me personally have not seen strike witches anime.

i will read the archives later when i have the time.
took me 3 days of reading to catch up with this one

>>18511786
Dread explaining this to Erica

>>18511786
FRET. WORRY. CONCERN. Maybe put some pants on.

>>18511790
It isn't bad if you just watch it without expecting a masterpiece.

I quite liked it because it as somewhat like K-On but with airplane legs and aliens instead of music

rolled 35 = 35

>>18511786

"Well we have no idea how long the effects will last.

For now, continue with the usual routine. Lets not unduely alarm the girls.

Kraus, please keep track of the time when the transformation took place. Lets see how long before the Panacea takes effect."

>scientific method go

>>18511786
So its tied with (male)Hayate's path. Interesting

Ask Kraus for a full body scan. And his thoughts on this new "experiment" of ours.

>>18511790
WW II, aliens attack, witches are the only defense but they need more go fast than brooms can give, thus they stick magic plane engines to their legs and refuse to wear pants.

>>18511786
Put on some pants, finish our shower. Make breakfast, we'll see Ryuu later in the day but for now no reason to unduly worry about it.

Do whatever quick tests we can to ensure our physical capabilities are still up to par, check Magaik consumption, grope ourself.

>>18511786
We haven't checked EVERYTHING yet. Look down, because we apparently didn't think of checking the most important thing.

After that, PANIC. We need to get to Ryuu ASAP.

>>18511786

check for "bugs"

body scans,drug test, frontal/rectal exams 5x, etc.

>>18511790
You don't really need to have seen the series, just a quick wikidive will be enough. You only need to look up basic character appearance and behaviour.
You will be tested on your knowledge of World War Two air combat and associated aircraft, though.

>>18511786
>paths may align, stories might intertwine, this timeline may affect the main one
>this timeline may affect the main one

You magnificient bastard. Now it's not just timeline-hopping, it's universe-hopping too?

Let's start with a generic functions test. Better see if it actually worked and certain parts... feel right.

rolled 4 = 4

>LG getting 503 errors

Don't die on us, LGGGGG

>perform tests
"Nah, I'm fine J." You answer him in your now slightly higher voice. "I guess the potion was a success."

"Kraus, run a continuous timer from when the transformation started. And give me a quick full body scan." you tell your Device as you dry yourself off and get dressed.
"ROGER THAT PUSSYWAGON."

You put your clothes back on and step out of the bath.
Kraus taking his time doing that scan.
You decide to do something else as he does it.

WAT DO OH MADAME BUTLER?

>>18511786
"Kraus, do a body scan, see if there are any traces of that potion still in my body, any foreign substances or majaik residue.
"Jakob, please take Lo and begin our regular morning preparations; I don't want to unduly alarm the girls if we can help it.
"If this doesn't wear off in an hour, I'll see if Ryuu is available."

Remember, this is still the day of the combat trials.

>>18511836
Grope our tits, just to check. Make breakfast, do we have a large pile of women/men in our bed?

>>18511836
Get breakfast started and check over our equipment.
We still do have our three matches to fight today

rolled 46 = 46

>>18511836

>Today being day of combat evaluation.

Wait to see if it wears off within the next 1/2 hour. Continue today's daily routine. Prep breakfast and sousuke's bread.

Once its apparent we're not switching back, begin combat function tests: materialisation, bunny mode, timestop.

>>18511836
I guess the only thing we can do is go about the daily routine.

Prepare breakfast for the girls, bread for Sousuke, ready stuff, yada yada yada.

Also mentilate this to Mike, to give him a heads up. Or not for maximum trolling and shenanigans.

Check our body ourselves while Kraus scans too. We need to see if the potion is perfect and didnt leave any sort of weird growths or whatnot.

>>18511836
Get breakfast ready, lunches packed and prepared. Bake Sousuke's bread.
Give the Panacea 45 minutes to work. If we're not male by then, check our combat abilities to see if they're affected.
If an hour passes and we're still not male, leave the familiars and a note, and go find Ryuu.

>>18511869
Good plan

>>18511836
Bread for the gun nut, breakfast for harem (WHO ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SO WELL) and abilities testing.
I think we can skip the inventory check.

>>18511738

SWQ is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dg3Us9ld2g&feature=player_detailpage#t=25s this but put them in an airplane and add a healthy dose of Witch antagonizing shenanigans.

>>18511836
Get Ryuu or The Doctor to help you out.

>>18511886
Well Erica will love it.
Hina and Ursula maybe less
Nanoha will love it as soon as she realizes what happened

rolled 1 = 1

>>18511886

Don't skip it. We will still need to run a check and inventory, meta knowledge, notwithstanding.

>daily routine
>equipment check
>'Equipment' check

You bring out Ted and Lo to help get started on breakfast.
"My word Hayate! You've changed quite a bit since we last saw each other. Did you get a haircut?" Ted asks
"Friend Hayate now girl?" Lo asks
"J will explain everything to you guys. Right now, I'd appreciate it if you'd get started on breakfast as I work on my equipment."
"Righty-o." Ted says as the three of them head into the kitchen

You unload your folio and lay out all equipment you have on you and do a quick inventory check.
Your hats.
Your bike.
The shotgun. [no cartridges]
The pistols. [hollywood mags]
5 canisters of molotov balls.
2 paintball guns
the NGAF glasses
the rape whistle
your flask
your urumi
your arm blades
the ballgag and lube
the saddle
the sleepingbag
your violin
the bottle of healing blue
the Cassiopeia
And the dagger from the emperor.

Everything seems in order.
"Kraus. You finished with that body scan yet?" you ask him

>>18511912
Wow, the dice gods dont like us today, do they?

[x] check self out on mirror while on scan

'Holy shit i have i have a firmer butt than my GF'
-grope- -grope- -grope-
'yep,definitely'

-see self groping own ass-

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING"

rolled 3 = 3

>>18511912

>mfw

>>18511920

LG, the cosmetic magic like the clothes frau could project. Does that extend to voice changing? If so, we might want to adjust our voice to our male voice so as not to cause a panic.

>>18511925
Has nothing on our duel with Mike.
4 nat 1's two of which were in the same batch

>>18511939
Good, better get those bad rolls out before it starts to matter!

>lchild service
Captcha, what.

"OTHER THAN THE WHOLE NEW FUCKING PHYSIOLOGY AND YOUR BRAND SPANKING NEW VAGINA, EVERYTHING SEEMS NORMAL FOR AN AVERAGE HUMAN FEMALE OF YOUR AGE." he answers
"MAJAIK USE NOMINAL. NO ABNORMAL VITAL SIGNS."

"I guess that's good." you tell him. "how long has it been since the transformation?"
"25 minutes 42 seconds."

You begin testing your combat capabilities.
You try moving your new body.
The shorter arms are putting off your aim, the shorter legs might put you at a disadvantage when kicking.
You're lighter though. So that's a plus.
And your slightly shorter stature gives you a lower center of gravity.

You quickly summon cutlery. Rapidly producing knives forks and spoons.
The larger pieces of silverware posing no problem as well.
You try out your invisibility.
It works and nothing feels wrong.
You test out your time stop.
For ten seconds you manipulate a knife and a saucer. It still works.

You then try out bunnymode.
**ROLL EM**

rolled 22 = 22

>>18511981
Are we going to wear a male butler outfit for bunnymode?

I just realized.
We are in an alternate universe
Keima is confused about his feelings for us
We just turned into a girl

I know we shouldn't but I have a massive urge to go mess with his head

rolled 52 = 52

>>18511981
H-here I go!

rolled 30 = 30

>>18511981
Rolling

rolled 99 = 99

>>18511981

>TESTING

rolled 37 = 37

>>18511981
Oh dear god yes

rolled 45 = 45

>>18511981
What now?
And in the main timeline, we went to Mike first, then Ryuu.
Given the unintended side-effect we're feeling here, maybe we should see Ryuu first, then go see Mike.

>>18511939
No. Frau's doesnt. and the limited stuff that kraus can do absolutely cant.

Some devices in the bureau could though.
[copycat ken as an example]

rolled 59 = 59

>>18511981
Dating sim reject mode go!
Or fail and make neko mode

100 guptas says Shirou totally doesn't comprehend what has happened and Kurou San won't affect us when we see him

rolled 85 = 85

>>18511981

LIGHT SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>18512008
>>18511996
We go to Keima, then Ryuu

"Keima help me! I fucked up bad!" Then start crying.

>>18512003
its OVER 9000
-crunch-

our speed will be so fast, everyone will be moving in slomo

>>18512037
Ryuu then Keima
Find out we can't do anything then go cry on him again

Wonder how Mio will take it?

>>18512037
And yes, we do so in Bunnymode

>>18512003
Your bunnymode costume appears around you, all seems normal.
You move at your enhanced speed for the full duration of the bunnymode.
Noting not much difference except the slightly slower speed brought about by your now shorter legs.

As bunny mode powers down, you ask Kraus for a time check again.
"32 MINUTES." he tells you.
"Alert me once an hour has passed."
"YOU GOT IT CUNTHOLE."

WIth all your combat capabilities tested, you pop back into the bathroom

>>18512046
Hell yes.
We bunnymode there because we need to get there quickly

>>18512045
She'll probably just HA HA HA us and offer us a drink.
Which we obviously should not accept.

>>18512062
HA HA HA now you will make a proper wife! MY wife...

>>18512054
>Noting not much difference except the slightly slower speed
>slower speed
Well shit, this is a downgrade. And could prove fatal in our fight with Tama.

We need to get to Ryuu if this doesn't wear off.

>>18512045
Rule one of post genderbend potion activities, don't immediately go to the aggressive, drunk witch who wants us to be her wife. It ranks slightly above don't spend your entire day groping yourself, at least get something done.

>>18511668
>>18512054
I approve.

>>18512054
>you pop back into the bathroom

Indeeeeeeeed.

>>18512068
But we're lighter and have a lower center of gravity, we'll make up for it in maneuverability and quick directional changes.

>>18512069
She is sleeping in Ryuu's bar remember.

We need some of these puchimasu running around. Or as dolls, the girls would love them

>>18512082
Calculated risk, the advice and experience from Ryuu outweighs the threat of Mio, especially given that there is an ample supply of alcohol and Ryuu, about as responsible and understanding a person as possible, there to keep us safe. Just don't get trapped with her in a locked room.

>>18512082
Not that we now the IC so we are going to have a bit of a shock

>>18512077

we also take more damage when hit

just hope we get some high rolls when the fight comes.

where is that mybodyislady pic when you need it.

>>18512103
Make sure we have rebounder on before we start fighting.
Problem solved

Like to see his reaction to us being a girl now

You are no pervert.
Far from that.
You are an alchemist, and you just want to know what exactly the potion did to you.
It's just a coincidence that you have to do that by stripping and checking out your now female body.

You are no pervert.
You tell yourself as you cup your breasts.
Small and cute, just the right size to fit in your hands.

You are no pervert.
You remind yourself as you move a hand lower.
Exploring your new reproductive organ.

You are no pervert.
You try and tell yourself as you begin to feel pleasure.
Your own ministrations showing you what a female body could feel and experience.

YOU ARE NO PERVERT.

>>18512142
No Hayate, YOU ARE THE PERVERT

Wait...

>>18512142
and then Erica walked in and was perverted enough for us both the end

>>18512142
Yeah we are, I wonder what the chances are that Erica bursts in about now.

>>18512142
Of course we aren't a pervert, we want to check this from a purely scientific standpoint. By testing everything... Starting with why it feels so good

Outside, Erica wakes up as your familiars cook.
She does what she normally does in the mornings and gropes the nearest person there is.
"KYAH!" Hina has also woken up.

You quickly get redressed. And think of what to do.
[ ]try and hide it
[ ]reveal

>>18512142
Stop that! Stop that right now!

Can you imagine how mad Erica would be if she missed out on this?
No, no. If we need to take this body for a test drive, we have Erica help us.

>>18512161
She will know regardless. Might as well tell them what happened and get it over with

>>18512161
Just walk in as if it's no big deal, if they comment on it, look down, look back at them and say "So it would appear, could you please pass the rice?"

>>18512161
[x]reveal
We can't hide it from the girls anyway, I bet.

>>18512161
They'll find out anyway.
[x] reveal

>>18512161
[x]reveal
I'm sure that this is only a temporary change and is part of the learning experience. We have Ryuu and Dr. McNinja on the Bureau's staff; this situation will be fixed.

>>18512142

>>18512161

Reveal. We have no reason not to be honest with our girls.

Besides, they of all people shouldn't have an issue with it. After all, it's just a wacky potion acting up as far as anyone knows IC.

>>18512183
It definitely will be a learning experience once Erica gets over her shock

[x]reveal

I AM NOT ASHAMED

LOOK AT ME AND BE AMAZED

erica: ...........
erica: "Let me guess, your here to confess to hayate"

You walk out of the bath as the two girls sit at the table being served by J.
"Oh Christ. Not another one." Erica mumbles into her cup.
"So, where's hayate?" She asks you.
Hina just observes you.
"No. It's not like that." you begin to say.
"HAYATE?! IS THAT YOU?!" Hina blurts out after she connects the dots.
Erica spits out a mouthful of coffee.

WAT SAY OH MADAME BUTLER?

>>18512258
"At your service, ladies."

>>18512258
"At your service, mistress.
"One of my experimental potions seems to have had unforeseen consequences.
"But I'm sure it's only temporary. I'll be meeting with my alchemy teacher later, and I'm sure this will get sorted out."

>>18512258
"Uhm... hi, girls? I guess I screwed up a potion. Kinda. Slightly.
...I fucked up big times, right?"

>>18512258
So it turns out the gender swap potion isn't all that hard to make, it's undoing it that seems to be the problem

>>18512268
This, along with "And it seems that the thing I've been thinking of for Keima apparently works..."

>>18512258
In the flesh, oh my gorgeous maidens.

Potion testing, it seemed to have worked. I'm going to see Ryuu before tests, would you care for some breakfast?

>LGs retweets
OHGODMYSIDES

>>18512280
>>18512279

i'd combine these

>>18512279

this

>only temporary

pffffffffffffft hahahahahaha
NOT THIS TIME BWAHAHAHAHA

>I'm not a pervert, I'm doing this for SCIENCE, I rub it again. #msq #haiku

Okay. I laughed.

>>18512306
>only temporary
Oh yes, I know that it's not going to be that easy. It's just more amusing if Hayate thinks it is going to be that easy.

>>18512258

"For certain values of "Hayate", yes."

>>18512320
FOR SCIENCE!
We must grope Erica and see what it is like while yelling that

"At your service, my ladies." you bow to them
"Wh-what happened? WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?!" Erica asks
"Erica please. Avoid yelling, we don't want to Ursula."
"I'm testing out a potion right now." you avoid telling them that the cure didn't work, to keep them from worrying.
"And this is it's effect." you make a motion down your torso.
"Wait... You turned yourself into a girl?" Hina asks.
"Yes. I tried recreating the potion that the baited all of us on the first day of classes." you tell her.
"Sooo. You're a real girl?" Erica asks you as she shovels some food into her mouth. "This isnt a joke is it?"
"OH. IT'S REAL, LUFTWAFFLE. HE IS 100% VAGINA BEARING RIGHT NOW." Kraus tells her.
You sit yourself for breakfast as you tell them more details of the potion.

Nanoha walks in through the door as Ursula wakes up.
"Hello. Who are you?" Nanoha asks
"Where's Hayate?" Ursula asks as she puts on her glasses.

>>18512345
Hey Erica I need some help
Yeah?
FOR SCIENCE!
.......
Ursula and Hina are just dumbstruck while we go full lesbian on the table

>>18512378
This is me....
A potion I was testing turned out a bit more effective than I had planned

>>18512378
"Good morning, ladies.
"I'm afraid a potion I was testing was a bit more effective than I had expected."

>>18512403

support

>Westsea mineral.

its the cure!

>>18512378
>Avoid yelling, we don't want to Ursula
I want to Ursula.

>Ranma drinks his morning tea and looks across the small koi pond he has in his yard. "I feel a disturbance in the force." A fish jumps.

does this mean what i think it means?

>>18512418
Oh no we accidentally Ursula

Is this bad?

"I am Hayate." you inform them. "I'm testing out a potion right now."
"Why don't you two join us ast the table so I can explain further."

Breakfasts ends with the girls generally accepting this transformation, they have no clue that you suspect that you fucked up.

You leave Hina and Erica to prepare for the combat exams and drop off Ursula and Erica at their classes.

You can think of only two people you could go to right now.
[ ]Mike
[ ]Ryuu

>>18512442
Ryuu

>>18512442
[x] Ryuu.

>>18512442
Ryuu. He knows potions and we need an expert opinion

>>18512442

Roo. It's potion-related shenanigans, after all.

>>18512442
Damn this thread has pretty much been /c/ so far.
Images making me go HNNNNNg

>>18512442
Ryu

Mike can wait. We need Ryu's opinion on this thing.

>{Optional}: Is the Keima Trolling Suspension Act still in effect? Because this will make an excellent troll for him.

>>18512442
[x]Ryuu
We need to get this sorted out.

>>18512442
>one obvious answer, one not
>everyone jumps on the obvious one
GUYS
I THINK WE MIGHT BE FALLING INTO A TRAP HERE

>Ryuu
You walk down to Ryuu's bar deep in R&D.
The door opens for you as it has always done, and there sits Ryuu having some coffee.
In the corner sleeps Mio in a small cot, you ignore that for now.
You have more urgent matters to attend to.
"Good morning Hayate." He greets you.
"You can tell that it's me?" you ask
"Of course. So tell me, what happened?"


HOW TO EXPLAIN?

>>18512483
Straight forward explanation.
We tried to make his wild horse special and seemed to succeed a bit too well

>>18512483
THE PANACEA! IT DOES NOTHING!

>>18512483

i accidentally the potion

>>18512483
Do not turn your back on Mio

She is crafty

>>18512476
>trolling Keima

OH YES

>>18512481
One person who KNOWS alchemy
One person with no clue whatsoever.

Trap or not we need to do it

>>18512476
I vote for a temporary suspension of the Keima anti trolling act in light of recent developments

>>18512483
This >>18512490
Followed closely by this >>18512494

>>18512483
Combine these two:
>>18512490
>>18512494

>>18512503
I vote against the suspension, as we have greater concerns at the moment.

"I tried recreating your gender switch potion." you begin to explain "Or atleast make something similar to it."
"Then when I tested it, my body felt like it was burning up, so i drank some Panacea." you tell him finally getting the possible scope of the situation yourself.
"THE PANACEA, IT DOES NOTHING!" you yell.

"ughhhh... Stop yelling." Mio says as you inadvertently wake her up.

"So a potion backfired, you tried curing yourself, and the effects still happened?"
"Yes." you tell him.
"Stand right there. I'll give you a scan." he tells you as he takes a shotglass.

"Hellooo. Who's this?" Mio asks as she gets up on her feet.
"Waiiiiiiiiiiiiit... You're Hayata!" She says as she realizes it quickly.

>>18512528
You have a point, fellow Anon. Seeing as this is tied with the realHayate world line, doing a full-out trolling will be inadvisable.

How about light trolling?

>>18512548
Well, she catches on quick

>>18512548
"No I'm not, you must be hallucinating."

>>18512528
3-1 at this time for is winning.
We need more people voting on it before we can call a clear consensus

>>18512561
I vote light trolling.

>>18512548
I AM A HALLUCINATION! YOU SEE NOTHING
While running like hell

>>18512552
Magic eye. Ain't got to explain further.

>>18512548
"Good morning, Major.
"Has this ever happened, Ryuu? A potion not being reversed by Panacea?"

>>18512561
I agree to light trolling
We have no need to go too far since the situation will do most of the work

>>18512548
"Indeed, Major. It seems that you've referred to me as 'Wife' so much it's turned me into a girl. I may have to start calling you 'Husband' to see if I can get a bit of revenge."

>>18512599
This.

>>18512599
Oh god this. Glorious.

>>18512599
Haha, that's great.

"No I'm not, you must be hallucinating." you tell her.
She raises her eyepatch, her glowing red eye looking at you intensely.
"Nope. It's you." she says as she walks closer.
"So, dear wife. Tell me what happened."
"Uhh a potion backfired, and now I'm here to ask Ryuu for help." you answer her as you stand your ground.
"I see. You're quite cute like this, you know that?"
"So I have been told." you answer her.

"So Ryuu, has there ever been other instances where Panacea didnt cure a potion?" you ask your mentor as he continues to look at you through the shotglass.

ROLLEM**

rolled 20 = 20

>>18512621

oh boy.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18512621

we are boned.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18512621
Fully expected this but still funny

rolled 30 = 30

>>18512621
Nat 1's here we come

rolled 35 = 35

>>18512621
Goddamnit.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18512621

ROLLING FOR NO CURE

rolled 73 = 73

>>18512621
Dice gods give us trabble?

rolled 46 = 46

>>18512621
The rolls this morning do not fill me with confidence.

>>18512644
Hahaha oh wow.
Now we see whether it is what you want or not

rolled 6 = 6

>>18512644
You realize that if there is no cure, then that actually gets rid of some of Keima's hangups and troll potential, right?
Because now we're permanently a girl, so all of his confusion is gone and any attempts to troll him will just fall flat.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18512644

welp, female forever

>>18512644

>noko

>>18512644
Normally don't trust noko rolls, but you can't fake 100s.

rolled 44 = 44

rolling

>>18512644
THE DICE 'AVE SPOKEN!

>>18512663
You can fake it, but it is harder than a noko 1

>>18512629
>>18512626
>>18512635
>>18512637
>>18512638
"There have been instances, specially in the past when Panacea was far from perfect itself."
"Some adventuorous alchemist invents a potion and makes a mistake somewhere. A wrong ingredient or maybe a wrong memory, and he'd find the result irreversible until he managed to find the correct counter potion."
"As for your case, I don't think you yourself could reverse it. But I might be able to. I would need a sample of that potion you drank for starters. Do you have any?" He asks.
"No. No I don't. I didnt prepare extras." you tell him gloomily.
"Then you only need to recreate it then." he says trying to cheer you up.
"Chin up wife! I would not have my bride sulking." the major says with a pat on your shoulder.

"Now Hayate, Why don't you try remaking that potion?" he gestures you inside the bar

rolled 21 = 21

>>18512680
Let's fail horribly at recreating it due to a slight-but-enough change in our frame of mind!

rolled 11 = 11

>>18512680
aw shit we're boned

rolled 12 = 12

>>18512680
Recreate that potion EXACTLY.
Same ingredients, same ratios, and same memories.
Have Kraus monitor the process and compare it with what we did earlier to correct any errors.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18512680
Let's see how badly we make it

rolled 59 = 59

>>18512680

we are best fisherman?

rolled 90 = 90

>>18512680
This won't end well.

>>18512680
See:
>>18512644

>>18512700
/tg/ dice, thou art a heartless bitch.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18512680
Goddammit, these rolls are almost as bad as the Metaquest ones.

>>18512691
>>18512690
>>18512688
You did as you had earlier, again a black liquid was produced.
"Now, I'm gonna take some time analyzing this." Ryuu tells you as he covers the black liquid with a saucer.. "A day at least. You can skip out on those combat trials, if you want. I can explain the situation to Mike."

You consider his offer
[ ]skip
[ ]fight

rolled 9 = 9

>>18512708
Not as bad as the Mike fight ones and we managed that ok eventually.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18512718
Fight.

>>18512718
[x]fight

>>18512718
We fight

Unless we can spend the day engaging in lesbiantics

>>18512718

LG, why are you ignoring the good rolls?

rolled 49 = 49

>>18512727
The bad ones came first and the really good one was noko'd

>>18512733

That doesn't explain dodging the 90.

Also noko-ing high rolls really doesn't mean shit. it's just when people use it to hide 1d1s it's a problem.

>>18512733
See
>>18512696
>>18512700

rolled 70 = 70

>>18512718
Fight

We can use our enhanced speed and agility to use

>>18512718
[x]skip

let's get this arc over with

>>18512749
Agility is debatable.
We have confirmed that we are actually slower in this form.

>>18512727
I just dont refresh.
And the bad rolls that come first really are bad

>>18512756
A tiny bit slower due to shorter legs.
To the point where it is probably negligible

rolled 56 = 56

>>18512756
Huh, must have read that wrong.
Its probably better balance from lower center of gravity

>>18512756
We're slower and have shorter reach because of shorter limbs. It's not because the form itself is slower.

"I think I'll take part in the trials." you tell him. "It's part of the training regimen after all. I can't skip out on it because I made a mistake."
"Okay then. Give me your left wrist." he tells you.
You hand him your left arm and he takes a stirring spoon from under the bar.
He wraps it around your wrist like a bracelet.
"I will be monitoring your vital signs and majaik use through this. If anything seems wrong, I want you to drop out of the trials." he tells you.
"Okay Ryuu." you assure him.

"Hayata. You are a brave ma- err... woman. I shall be cheering for you during your fights." The major tells you from behind.
"But before that..." She wraps her arms around you and cups your breasts

MIO GETTING RAPEY.
WAT DO?

rolled 73 = 73

[x] FIGHT!

Question is, who are we fighting? What's the combat trials gonna be like? Do we have any upperclassmen to ask around?

>>18512802
Squirm and moan feebly - wait, she's not touching our ears, right? Try to escape, but fail.

>>18512802
"Major, while I appreciate the sentiment, Erica and Ursula, not to mention Nanoha and Hina, will not be so appreciative."

Being in a different form does not mean we lose our butler cool.

>>18512802
Fight!

>>18512805
We already did them a few threads ago. This time we are a girl.

>>18512802
Uh thank you Major, could you please remove your hand from there?

>>18512818
Hah this is a good idea

>>18512805
Fights will be shorter since we have already done them once I think, and something will pop up thanks to the potion I bet

rolled 84 = 84

>>18512802

Let her keep doing it until she is satisfaction enough...

>>18512818
Oh, and add:
"Please, you must have a hangover. Let me make you one of my Hayate Specials."

>>18512802

threaten her to be reported to the bureau if she does not stop

>>18512802
>MIO GETTING RAPEY.
>WAT DO?

get raped ofc

>>18512851
Mio would give no fucks about that
Anyway she isn't technically bureau, she is a liaison from the SWD and a bit more important than a trainee

>>18512869
>Giving Mio diplomatic immunity
What idiot thought this was a good idea?

>>18512802

Eh, roll with it. If this form's temporary we'll want to experience as much as possible in it while we can.

>>18512881
The same person who thought witches would be a great source of future trainee's for the IDPKB

>>18512903
>IDPKB
Meaning...?

>>18512881
iirc we rolled for who came through with the next batch of witches so the dice gods apparently

>>18512925
Inter Dimensional Peace Keeping Bureau
The group we work for

>>18512946
Why does that sound like a military force on paper, one that doesn't really do any combat?
Like the Blue Helmets?

>>18512952
No that's the bureau.
The dimensions are just named whatever dimension so strike witches dimension or idolm@ster dimension. This is mainly for our convenience

"Uh thank you Major, could you please remove your hand from there?" you ask her
"But theyre so comfortable...."
Ryuu stares at the two of you, his hand that was wiping the bar earlier stopped dead in its tracks/
"Mio. While I do appreciate the sentiment, I'm not sure the girls will." You tell her firmly as you pry her hands off.
"You must have a hangover. Want me to fix you up a Hayate special?" You offer her as you finally get out of her grip.
"Ah, ever the caring wife. Yes please." she answers as she plops down on a stool.

You go behind the bar and work around the still frozen Ryuu.
You hand the Major the finished concoction.
She chugs it in one go.
"Hmnnn that's horrifying yet good stuff." She says with a grimace and a grin rolled into one.

"Are you really going to fight in that body you are unaccustomed to?" she asks you.
"Yes, yes I am." you tell her.
"Want to spar with me so you could find out your limitations?"
[ ]sure
[ ]no thanks

>>18512964
It's more spec ops and intelligence that military as I understand it.

There are more regular armed forces style groups that are much larger and better suited to full scale invasions etc

>>18512974
[x]Sure

Huh. Ryuu must have been distracted by potential lesbians, and forgot to offer slider tutorial, I guess.

>>18512974
>You go behind the bar and work around the still frozen Ryuu.
It's not that there was no cure. It's just that we've permanently frozen Ryuu with LESBIANS and now we'll never know.

>>18512974
Yes thank you Major, I should see how this change has affected me

>Ryuu's thoughts.
Shit, stay calm stay calm don't get an erection over the new lady groping my student who is actually a guy in a woman's body right now. Focus on the.... Lesbians.....

>>18512974
[x]sure
But first we have to make to make Drago for everyone like we were planning to, and ask Ryuu:
"Ryuu, could you show me that Slider potion mentioned? It sounds like I'm going to need to make some for the upcoming combat trials."

[x]sure

still getting 503's for some reason....

>>18512974
[X] Sure

I've got a theory as to why we got stuck this time.

The potion's effect is "Turn into girl, then 16 seconds later, turn into guy." We drank the panacea while female, which killed the potion before the "Turn into guy" portion could work.

A thought re: trolling Keima now: Let's at least see how he reacts first.

>>18513066
I'd believe it. Since we dumped it on our head last time.

>different dimensions
What if they find a dimension that doesn't take lightly to their 'intrusion' and threaten military intervention if they don't leave? Does the TSAB agree to leave them be, or go all Tau on them?

>>18513066
Except last time the heat died down a lot quicker and we weren't as girly, we had slight hips, no tits and a rather disturbing lack of weight in our pants

This one stuck with us longer in the heat phase and we drank the panacea after the 16 seconds would of been up

"Sure major. I would appreciate that." you tell her.
"Follow me then, we need a larger space."
You say good bye to Ryuu and head out of the door.

About five minutes later, Ryuu snaps out of it.
"Wha-huh? Oh that's right I was supposed to analyze this." he looks at the black potion still bubbling away.

You sparred with Mio behind the gym.
You are more agile than you were before, and you also can balance better.
You make up for your reduced arm-length by lengthening your swords a couple of inches.
The speed lost with your shorter legs is negligible enough.
You are also a smaller target. Allowing you do duck and dodge a bit easier.
You take just about damage as you did before by your estimate.

You stop sparring when you hear people gathering up front.

>>18513091
The TSAB would agree to leave. The Bureau would agree to leave. The TG would agree to leave but leave some monitoring probes. The Combine would laugh and continue their invasion. The Closers would laugh and continue their invasion. The ATN would say sorry for the inconvenience, then go back in time along that universe's timeline, assassinate key historical figures, and put people in power that will agree to become members of the ATN.

>>18513091
Well as far as I understand it they police disruptions in the fabric of the dimensions and don't really care what other people think.
The Transpace Guard have teams who go out to correct mistakes and steal everything that isn't nailed down, I am not sure about the Time/Space Administration Bureau

>>18513104
So more agile for seemingly small consequences, I think we can make this work

>>18513104
You know, the body double/combat clone thing might be even more useful in this form.

COMBAT LESBIONICS!

>>18513114
Are we actually coexisting with all those factions?

>>18513147
We coexist with the TG and TSAB as a sort of middle man, neither likes the other but they don't dislike us enough to take us out.

The others are generally against everyone not in their faction

>>18513104
>You stop sparring when you hear people gathering up front.
Shit, that's not good.
That means that we don't have Slider, or the extra doses of Drago for our team, or the new Wineskin we were supposed to get from Ryuu.

>>18513165
Yeah, the lack of wineskin is probably a bigger hit than the lack of slider.

Mike you find Mike before he begins the matches and tell him what's going on.
"You still up to fight?" he asks
"Of course." you answer with a grin.
"Okay then, your funeral."

You were one of the first ones to get picked to fight, and had to fight a weird guy in some familiar vs familiar battle.
You won that easily enough.

You had a harder time in your fight against Tama.
He was just too fast and too strong.
You threw in a lucky kick to his groin when he jumped you in bunny mode and won.

>>18513138
>COMBAT LESBIONICS!
There are some places mankind is just not meant to go. That is one of them. We thought COMBAT NUCLEAR POWER would be cool too but look what happened. There was a lesson there that we really should have learned.

>>18513165
And the shells for the shotgun.
A small divergence in the timeline caused you to lose a lot of equipment.
It also allowed you to avoid the idols since they did not recognize you.

>>18513114
And to note, if they knew the Bureau was there, the Bureau wanted them to know. One of the Bureau's tenets is to work in secret.

>>18513199
Oi LG, you know that being Femayate means that we'd be having different conversations with Hina and Erica, right? How about those kisses we gave 'em (even though that was more the girls showing the idols that we were their's) and Mio sitting on our lap, demanding alcohol and all that?

>>18513212
Yep, the bureau keeps very quiet because while they have on average better individual agents they are vastly out numbered

>>18513256
I think Mio would of less gone for sitting in our lap and more another grope while she thought she had the chance

Your fight with Mike was hard and brutal.
His defense was turned up to 11 and he used tactics you've not seen him use before.
After picking you up and slamming you into the ground, resulting in a broken leg and arm.
He multiplied himself and attacked you form all angles.

As five Mikes rushed you, you use your last few seconds of time stop and drank the liter of healing blue you had.
Your arm and leg stopped hurting but they were sluggish.

WAT DO?
[time still stopped, you are under affects of drago at this point.]

>>18513282
Drop Molotov and jump up. Throw out the minions and have them wreak havoc while we find real Mike and explodinate him again

>>18513256
Those wouldave changed too.
The girls wouldave just sat next to you [no idols to try and intimidate]
And since Mio came in with you, she wouldn't be sitting in your lap.
She'd just still be drinking though.

>>18513282
Deploy Familiars. Try to ID real Mike.

>>18513282
Summon J, Ted, and Lo.
Invis and Flying saucer for Aerial Superiority
Drop time stop.
Try to have the minions herd them together
WIDE ANGLE TEA LAZOR!

>>18513312
Bad idea, we had to push everything in to get him last time so weakening our beam to hit more will cost us

You deploy your three familiars.
Ted blocking most of the attackers with his massive body.
YOu quickly look around for the real Mike as the familiars kept them occupied.
The one's with the crossbow, flail, mallet, spear and axe all were unwounded.
That just left the one with the shield. You put your attention on him and charged your tealaser.
You try and blast him with all you had.
His shield breaks and he tries and cut though your beam with the sword.
You tighten the beam and aim for his shoulder.
You push blast through him at the same moment that the sword he threw pierced your torso.

It was a draw.
You passed out right after Mike dropped the protective shields.

>>18513338
Somehow I doubt we will be waking up in Perrine's lap this time...
Maybe Mio's

>>18513354
So, is there paradox in this timeline if we never get back to being a guy, or does the LACK of paradox prove that Perrine's kid is not ours?

Or just Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey?

>>18513338
Looks like in this timeline Jakob wasn't able to get there in time to intercept Mike's sword.
He must have still tried though.

>>18513369
Wibbley Wobbley.
Or we go back and go lesbian on her so hard she becomes pregnant anyway

>>18513338
So, by being female, we end up penetrated by Mike's long, hard sword.

You're welcome for the image.

>>18513369
My money's on divergent timeline.

This one split off from the main one, so as long as our main Hayate goes back and knocks Frenchy up, no paradox occurs. Theoretically.

>>18513338
No hero dive from Jakob? Interdasting.

>>18513384
What's so odd about that?

>>18513382
Or we could ask Ryuu for a dose of Wild Horse before we… go…

>>18513212
>One of the Bureau's tenets is to work in secret.
Well, that operational protocol is shared by most of the factions, notably the TSAB and the TG. TSAB, TG, and the IDPKB all try to operate in secret.
Of course, they have varying rates of success at that.

>>18513420
TG uses looter teams.
It is hard to get much more noticeable than that

>>18513396
He was busy fending off the other Mikes.
You didnt take out the crossbow mike this time, giving you more opponents than last time.

>>18513396
It could just be that due to different actions being taken, J simply wasn't in a position to take the dive.

>>18513426
Yes, but regular operations by TG agents and even Sector Task Forces are all about trying to complete mission objectives without being seen or disrupting the Canon.
As I said, the TG tries to operate in secret, with varying rates and levels of success.

>>18513338
>It was a draw.
>You passed out right after Mike dropped the protective shields.

Damnit I missed the chance to try to seduce him to lower his defenses... man fuck calculus....

You wake up in Hina's lap under a tree outside.
Erica stands over you looking worried.
"You okay teacakes?" she asks as she sees you open your eyes.
"Yeah. How long was I out?" you ask them
"Two and a half hours."Hina answers as she sweeps stray hair from your face. "Its now almost 3pm"
"Damn. Sorry for making you girl worried."
"You should be." Erica telsl you ash she sits down next to Hina.
"Why don't we get you back to the room, so you don't have to lie on the ground like this?" Hina suggests.
"You know. I was just having that Idea."

AS you entered your room, You see Erica write a quick message on the whiteboard on the door.
[DO NOT Disturb]
She then closes the door behind you and locks it tight.

"You know. I think the reason you didn't win against Mike was because you don't know what this body could and couldn't do."
"You're right." you tell her.

"Well then, Why don't I show you how a female body works?" she advances on you dangerously.
"And YOU'RE helping." She drags Hina and you into the bed.

>>18513487
>seduce Mike
The man, ape, has been like an actual father to us since we have arrived. That ain't right.

Also, I quite doubt it would work.

>>18513500
>[DO NOT Disturb]
Some one add DO and NOT to the list.
Or do we start a new one for FemHayate?

>>18513500
"As you wish, mistress."

I suppose we're going to be a little late for the meetup with Sagara.
And we're not going on the shopping trip with Yuki and Perrine.

Which also means that we don't go to Dr. Jones' Antiques in this timeline, either.

>>18513500
I like where this is going.

>>18513518

>>18513500
>YOU'RE
And YOU'RE

rolled 28 = 28

>>18513500

"Eh.... Erica, what exactly do you have in mind?"

>>18513500
>See the implications
>THREE LESBIANS
>Erica goes away disappointed when we don't respond to anything

>>18513518
Here's the current list
HAYATE
REMEMBER
IN
THEM
EVERTHING
PREPARED
HE
HOW
FOUND HER
KEY

IM WATCHING YOU
YOU'RE DO NOT AS

>>18513534
pomf =3
"Erica-chan, what're we gonna do on the bed?"

>>18513500
Thoughts of LESBIANS is enough even in our altered state to slow us and distract enough to let Erica get us where she's going. A bit of a token struggle on our part through a combination of our own confusion and because they've liked that before.

>>18513500
I think, for this timeline at least, we have lost all right to call this "Our Harem."

This is 100% Erica's Harem. We are now only the bait.

You stand on the sidewalk with the three girls.
"Any place you want to check out?" you ask them
"I could go for a snack. Maybe some bread." Hina tells you.
You walk the short distance to Pantasia.
As you open the door for the girls and they head inside, Hina stops you from coming in.
"YOU. Stay out there." She gives you a glare. "I'll just buy something for you."
"Okay... Get me some buns then. Nice hot ones." you tell her.
She gives you a small punch on the shoulder and heads on inside.

As you stand outside on the sidewalk, waiting for the girls to come back out, you hear someone call out your name.
"Hey! Hey! Hayate!" You see Tsukino running towards you from the municipal building at the end of the block.

>>18513619
Ah, this is back in the main timeline, right?

"Oh, hello Miss Tsukino. How can I be of assistance today?"

>>18513619
So she's either far enough away to not notice the difference, or our back is to her.

LESBIANS might be a good way to get past Afro-guy's nigh impenetrable defenses.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18513619

"Ara ara, good afternoon, Tsukino-chan. Not manning the store today?"

>>18513619
"Greetings M'lady, how may I be of service?"

>>18513603
It wasn't our "harem" any way. Is family.

>>18513619
And now back to our regularly schedualed programming

>>18513619
Were outside the shop, and a woman. There is no stopping us now.
"Hey, Tsukino what's up?" Act cool, like we don't even realize that we are a woman now.

>LG is the the creation of Nega-Bureau?

>>18513641
Wait, shit. Main timeline.
Disregard.

You should put some note on the title when you switch timeline's LG.

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
Frog Prince

New thread at 2200 4chan time.
>back to the main timeline.

Aaaaawww
Just when I got here, NEXT TIME ON MSQ

>>18513641
Never went to town as Femyate, we're back to the present loop.

>>18513648 Here
It says three girls guys so I'm pretty sure we're back to male Hayate timeline but don't quote me on that

>>18513663
>>18513670
FFFFF, Same damn timing as well.


Nevermind that, Keep up the shenanigans LG. I adore each thread nevertheless.

Okay, now that we're done for the night, I had an idea yesterday.

We know Canned Love is basically BAD END. Any other emotion is probably close enough as well. Canned Happiness would be nearly identical, and Hayate's too much of a nice guy to try to can his PTSD to inflict on other people.

What might be worth trying is to make a potion of an Event, that stirs the desired emotion. For example, instead of canning Love, make a potion of Hug, where, after drinking it, the person feels like they get a nice big hug.

That idea led to the idea of making a potion of Music. We specifically concentrate on one of our songs, or play while making the potion, with the intention that when someone drinks it, the song plays for them in their head. It's probably far enough away from a direct Emotion potion to not be MIND WIPE GAME OVER.

We just have to never make a potion of Smooth Sexy Blanket. That will just end horribly.

>>18513729
It still ultimately falls under "mindscrew" which is ver DO NOT DO.

Suggesting parts that are FEMMEHAYATE TIMELINE to be Titled MSQ:TOS
[the other side]

>>18513729
I don't actually see the point of any of those potions you suggested.

They are decent ideas but just seem to be useless given we can do all the things already mentioned

Plus we had pans for like 5 other potions we wanted to try last count I did including BEAR, melmo, invis and reading speed

>>18513747
Then by that logic we should stop playing our violin as well, since we hit some sort of emotional buttons every time we use it.

>>18513766
>I don't actually see the point of any of those potions you suggested.
There probably isn't. It was mostly just a random passing speculation while I was at work.

>>18513729
And what exactly is the point of these potions?
What reason is there to have them as opposed, to say, have Kraus give out Ogg Vorbis, or whatever format the Devices use when transferring audio data, audio files of us playing so that people can have their Devices play the music instead?

I just don't see any point to any kind of Emotion in a Bottle, except ones that are weaponized and meant to be used against people. And there are likely very strict controls in that regard.

>>18513766
The speed read comprehension potion should come in handy.

>>18513796
See
>>18513778

>>18513769
Which was never actually the intention and is not something we can whip up en masse to say poison a whole area or make people drug addicts.

The effect isn't as important as the availability and ease of use

>>18513769
Well see our violin in an instrument, canned love is a drug. Theres a difference, but the end result is the same. We play our violin to entertain/seduce/mess with our friends, but is nothing more than an audio high.

>>18513801
Well the idea was so we could get through the damn books we keep ignoring.

People liked the idea of us putting half an hour aside when we get up each day to read though and the potion could let us get more out of that time

>>18513747
>>18513766
>>18513796
>>18513858
>>18513861
Damn it. Do I still have to drink if I started the shitstorm (well, a Shit Squall at this point) after the thread is over?

>>18513769
Actually, I see now I didn't really read the post quite fully. Regardless, it doesn't mean we should stop playing. Causing an emotive response is simply a part of what music does. However there is a difference between playing and intentionally going out of our way to replicate the effect.

All that aside, there doesn't seem to be much purpose to creating such a potion, when a decent recording and headphones would do the trick.

>>18513766
>>18513801
Speed Read for sure, it'll help us not fail at potions.

>>18513875
Yes. Yes you do.
Kiss your liver goodbye!

>>18513875
I don't really think that qualifies as shitstorm.

I think we need to throw a party with melmo pots once we can make them.
Everyone is 8 again and we all drink cool drink, eat fairy bread and cookies and other sugary shit.
Have an awesome time and wreck the gym, or go to Nagi's amusement park

>>18513769
Music and drugs are two entirely different things. A person can just plug their ears if they don't want to listen. Also, we've been careful not to be too manipulative recently.

Creating a drug specifically to alter the mood is probably very illegal. LG already said that this was a bad idea, stop trying to push it.

That said: FemHayate/Hayate relations - Incest, or masturbation?

>>18513967
This just made me picture an 8 year old Mio.
Tiny drunken pirate witch

>>18513981
PURE LOVE.

<Erica's face when

>>18513981
Selfcest.
More than masturbation but somewhat different than normal sex

We do need to troll Keima next to,e that pops up though

>>18513985
And that is adorable

>>18513967
>go to Nagi's amusement park
No, we are not going back there if we can help it. The only things that could get Hayate to go back to that hellhole of a universe would be a direct order from the Bureau or meeting with Hina's parents.

>>18514000
I know
Which is why we must try it, maybe even get some tiny strikers for her to use if she can't summon them that size with her device

>>18514008
Problem solved, make the gym into a replica of her amusement park

>>18514016
But that seems like a waste of our One-Day Pass for Any Bureau Facility.

Let's just check the town to see if there's an amusement park there.
Or hell, if there's anything on this planet beyond the town the and the Bureau's academy.

>>18514010
>tiny sakamoto in RC strikers

Oh gosh.

>>18514031
Well we had already planned to use our pass for a party and the most likely winners so far have been MC Escher, Alice in wonderland or Victorian London. This was a further down the track plan when they let us throw more

>>18513981
>mas·tur·ba·tion  (mstr-bshn)
>n.
>Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

So by this, it ain't masturbation, unless it's a hand(foot)job

>>18514068
Right then.

So when we all get together, we'll have a selfcest, twincest orgy.

This quest is awesome.

>>18514104
What's the point multiplier for one's alternate universe self?

>>18514043
>Tiny witches having tiny dogfights with rc strikers.
Ok I think we should add Chibi potion to the list.
Technically just a shrinking potion we could use to sneak into small places and a growth potion to undo it

>>18514123
Its XY. We have gone beyond the normal number range by this point. We need to find more unreal numbers for this shit.

>>18514126
That is basically what the Melmo potions are. One ages, one youthens

>>18514123
I think it follows an exponential curve.

>>18514166
I think >>18514126
was saying just a size changing potion, not the age changing Melmo potion.

>>18514123
I think that's an exponential. Or maybe that's when we drag in their harem, I mean, family too.

Nah, that's further additive.

>>18514186
Well, how small are we going here?
Because the age-changing one is pretty good at altering size too.

>>18514212
I'm not sure how comfortable I am with the idea of two of Erica.

>>18514225
But the age changing one would also alter proportions as well. A size change would shrink every part equally.

>>18514225
Well go regular Chibi size so 2-3ft?
At that size it is useful for infiltration in small areas as well as fun with tiny people

>>18514226
We would not be able to leave the bed in the morning.

>>18514226
An alternate Erica would just be Eric Hartmann.

>>18514278
It isn't alternate just different universe copy

>>18514278
It would be the Erica that is currently teaching FemHayate the joys of being a woman.

>>18514285
No, right now that's the current Erica. We only have...

Who DO we have with us?

Goddammit, fucking time travel.

Alternate universe...

Does that mean everbody's getting a twin?

Are we going to be the only man in a...

How many points would all dem twins be worth?

I'm trying to picture the swag contest now...

"Run the numbers Rood."
"You know it's not going to be anything good."
"Run the numbers. I... I have to know..."
"Alright, let's hook all the data up to the quantum supercomputer...."
>TILT TILT
>Machine explodes.

I don't think its an alternate universe version of us. My thought is the potion didn't genderswap us, it actually REMOVED our genderswap tendencies and put them into a new body. So now there's an actual femHayate walking around that won't cause paradox when we see each other, which fits with LG's tweets.

>>18514298

No, there would be two Ericas: The one with Manyate, and the one with Femyate back in the dorms.

They are currently in seperate timelines.

Given Harem loyalty thus far, us popping off would be followed up by them following us.

Thus two EVERYONES.

>>18514298
There's no time travel, just, as Terry Pratchett put it, the Trousers of Time.

Down one leg, the potion wore off, we are in town with Hina, Yuki, and Perrine, and Erica is in the lab with Ursula getting UPGRADES.

Down the other leg, the potion didn't wear off, and we are in a LESBIAN THREESOME with Erica and Hina.

>>18514311
Nah,it is two separate uiverses.
LG mentioned we have created different timelines etc by our actions and we are seeing one for once instead of sticking with our main one

>>18514311

Only thing is, alternate timeline is the only thing that would explain our interactions with other people.

If there were two Hayates running around, somebody should have noticed already.

I'm thinking that when Ryuu 'cures' us in the second timeline, the female us will get shunted over into our world.

>>18514334

That would fit the available data, as well as the tweets.

>>18514311
That doesn't work, because we took the Combat Trials in both timelines.

>>18514334
I hope not.

That'd mean that Hayate would be trapped forever in a woman's body and banished from his harem. His girls would be heartbroken and his Perrine would be a single mom.

Horrible.

>>18514324
Oh, there's time travel alright.

>>18514375
Eventually. Not yet, though.

>>18514355

No, I mean like Hayate goes back to being a man, but his feminine side basically splits off and ends up here.

Not getting rid of the alternate Hayate, it's more like Alternate Hayate cloned himself as a woman, switched back to man, and then accidentally sent the female him over here in the process.

It's not like Femyate would be lonely or lack the Harem, I don't think we'd mind sharing.

Plus now we have a sister! Like actual family and shit!

I honestly think that both Hayates would realize they now have a clone/sibling. And then get immensely happy.

>>18514402
Except that's exactly what I proposed happened earlier, except no universe hopping. We fem-cloned ourself with the potion is all.

Then again, considering the tweet has femhayate coming back from the Doctor, the alternate 'verse theory has merit.

>>18514248
Okay, if we go down to 1ft, 2ft at most, I can see it being of some use and different enough from the Melmo potions to be worth trying.

But I think we need to prioritize our alchemical research.
We can't do the genderbend potion yet, because we (the players) don't have a clue as to what ingredients and memories to use and Hayate still needs to become better at potion-making.

Speed-reading Potion will give us the most immediate results, by letting us read through alchemy texts very quickly to get an idea as to what ingredients may work for different types of potions.

Invisibility Potion is just a general utility potion, and shouldn't be too difficult.

BEAR will require research, both in deconstructing the GummyBEARS, and either finding our own supply of BEAR leaves, or coming up with a synthetic substitute.

Melmo Potion we can't even begin to research until we get a sample of Ms. Melmo's candy.

And our last match with Mike showed that we need a stronger healing potion. We should ask Ryuu about that.

1. Speed-Reading
2. Greater Healing
3. Invisibility
4. BEAR
5. Melmo
6. Genderbend

>>18514417
Well, there must have been some kind of universe-hopping, because we couldn't have taken the combat trials twice.

We've seen Mike use the combat clones both during training, and in the most recent battle.
Should we try for something similar, or are our familiars enough of an additional combat multiplier that we don't need clones?
What about illusions, like a Mirror Image spell?

>>18514402

"Sooo, there's two of us? And I'm a woman..."
"Apparently."
"What're we going to do about this?"
"Well the answer is obvious. What's mine is yours, I mean, it already WAS until recently, but I feel the need to assert that."
"You're not ven going to question this? You're just going to let me into your life?"
"Well it was kinda already your life as well. Plus I kinda always wanted a sister. Ever since our brother ran away.... it was just us."
"Yeah....."
>Hug.
>Girls are varying degrees of want.

>>18514450

It was proposed that we get dopplegangers that were each piloted by other aspects of our personality.

The potential shenanigans involved were fun, and someone pointing out to Hayate that most people don't have separate distinct personalities living in their head.

>>18514474

That's a fairly adorable mental image.

I also like how Hayate dose't even stop to think about it, just gives her a hug and welcomes his sister into his life.

Right, now that I'm not on my phone, my thoughts on this Femyate stuff.

It's not differing time lines, it's differing time loops. We're in the most current. Femyate's is a prior loop, probably the loop immediately prior to now.

On Monday, Femyate goes to the Doctor, who realized there may be an opportunity to break the loop cycle, and spinning up the time circuits, pulls Femyate out.

The shadow organization is then forced to initiate the loop sooner, leaving it open to some irregularities perhaps.

Then the Doctor brings Femyate back in to our loop at roughly the time she was pulled out in her loop. This then leads to the twitter scenario with Femyate at the door.

>>18514490
>dopplegangers that were each piloted by other aspects of our personality.
Eh, too much bookkeeping and writing overhead required for LG to have to handle.

I think keeping it combat-only, and just having being temporary constructs labelled Clone 1, Clone 2, etc., is far less hassle and easier to work with.

>>18514474
>>18514508
"Finally, someone who understand what I/I went through!"

And then we spend all day reminiscing about our horrible tragedies.

The girls are crying their eyes out.