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03/31/12(Sat)10:36 No.18526805>>18526723
"Are you incapable of failure when it comes to women?" "You're fucking kidding me right?" "What?" "You have NO IDEA how badly I've been fucking up." "Bullshit. How?" "Lets see, shortly after I started dating Erica, we found ourselves in the elevator down to R&D. She had disguised herself as her sister to mess with people, and upon seeing through the disguise I stopped the elevator and surprised her." "That sounds spur of the moment and romantic." "It was, but that's not the full story. Turns out, the elevators have cameras in them , so it was also something of an amateur porno shoot." "Oh wow." "Gets better. After having THAT conversation with Mike, I gave Erica a copy of the tape to surprise her, as a 'haha look how bad we fucked up'. She then went to lunch with her sister, and since I didn't think to warn her about the tape's content..." You're joking." "Wish i was. So there's Ursula, a shy nice girl, who I had just discovered had a crush on me, gets to see a video that starts out with her apparently being sexually assaulted by her sister's boyfriend, and rapidly turning into something a bit kinkier." "How the HELL did you fix that?" "No fucking clue." |