huzzah

>>18673433
fuck yeah 3 days in a row!

>>18673391
MSQ, Fuck Yeah!

Okay, I guess we wait for the inevitable sugar crash and catch them with our saucers.

Also, guys, can we try to fuck up less? We're beginning to run low on reloads.

all hands on deck for OPERATION: DIABETES

The three girls continue thier dizzying game as you watch.
A stray pie falling a few feet from where you stand.
"Damn. That looks like fun." Erica says as she grabs a chocolate bar from one of the tables.
"..." Keima observes silently.
"We need to get them down." You tell her.
"How do you propose to do that?" She asks.

WAT DO?
[ ]rope and ladders
[ ]saucers and lots of duct tape
[ ]send Erica after them
[ ]ask keima
[ ]SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY NOT LEAD TO YOUR DEMISE

>>18673495
[X] Saucers and lots of duct tape.

Duct tape is pretty much sugar-crazed little girls kryptonite.

>>18673495
[x]send Erica after them
to tire them out, and then
[x]saucers and lots of duct tape

>>18673495
[x ]SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY NOT LEAD TO YOUR DEMISE
probably something involving timestop and the handcuffs. or let the professionals handle it

please let this die, it is SO gay

[x]SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY NOT LEAD TO YOUR DEMISE
Why the fuck not?

>>18673495
Erica, Saucers, and duct tape.

Now, I know some of you take LG's twitters with a grain of salt (I do, too). I also know that some of you hang on every twitter.

>Kyon counts the beads left. "Damn. Only about 2 dozen reps. He went though a shitload of them in no time. He needs to fuck up less."

That's for those of you using the twitter feed to dictate your choices; our reloads are limited. Every HUEHUEHUE ending is one step closer to this Hayate's demise.
And we have less than two dozen, probably a lot less.

Posting some LG tweets from earlier

>Kyon counts the beads left. "Damn. Only about 2 dozen reps. He went though a shitload of them in no time. He needs to fuck up less." #msq
>Ikusa watches as as you get pummeled by a very angry Hina. He squeezes one of the beads till it cracks. "Reload." He whispers. #msq
>"Goddammit. What a stupid way to go." Kyon says as Frank and the two others corner you in the street. He smashes another bead. "Reload" #msq
Reloads about to run out?


>"I.. I can't do this anymore." She tells you. "I thought I could do it. I thought I could handle all of this. I now know I cant. Sorry" #msq
>"Please. Dont come after me. I-if you did, I would not know what to do." Tears fall from her eyes as she turns away. "Goodbye." #msq
>You stand there beside that fated bench, too stunned to do anything but watch her walk away. Inside you there is only a hollow silence. #msq
One of the girls break up with us?

>>18673495
They're not really hurting anyone right now, though.
I say we let them be but cut of their access to sugar, let them tire themselves out.

Also, tell Erica that we won't think any less of her if she wants to join them.

Sit down and have lunch while we keep watch over them.

And have the riot guard stand down

>mfw I read through last session's archive

Okay, which one of you was the "Let's not get Erica therapy for her PTSD because I like her as she is" guy again?

>>18673549
yeah that was a bit scary

rolled 38 = 38

>>18673495
[X]SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY NOT LEAD TO YOUR DEMISE
It's the super fun happy slide lever all over again.

>>18673567
It's evening.
About 9pm-ish.

>>18673495
[x]saucers and lots of duct tape

>>18673585
Evening tea then.
Additional effect of having a pleasant time with Keima

>>18673569
Me, although I don't think she has PTSD.

>saucers, lots of duct tape

You summon a pair of saucers for the three of you.
You also have Kraus whip up a shitload of ducttape.
As you fly up to intercept the girls, you consider who to go for first.

[ ]Zuchinni
[ ]Sakura
[ ]Illya

>>18673680
[x]Illya
Mentillate to Saber, and get her to help us in subduing Illya.

>>18673680
lets take Illya

>>18673680
Illya, she's the least maneuverable compared to Lucchini and Sakura who both have experience flying.

We can also get some help from Saber.

>>18673549
>>18673559
But they are so interesting! I don't want to beg LG to post his amazing huehuehue's. Damn paranoia....

It appears we have an excuse to visit the DBZ universe to wish for more beads. Or space mardi gras...

>>18673680
Zucchini, she's by far the least dangerous.

>>18673650
Okay, gonna lay it out for you: This isn't SW Erica, this is SWQ Erica. In SWQ, WW2 actually kicked off, and the witches fought other humans as well as each other before the Martians invaded, so Erica got to fight in the utter Hell that was the Eastern Front for several months. And then the Martians invaded.

Remember what Minna said last SWQ about the Joint Squadrons? A witch would go up with a full compliment of fighters and come back alone. She's watched her homeland be ravaged by alien invaders. And all of this as a girl under 16

I'm going to call it now: She has PTSD, and has internalized it to a huge extent. She's from the 40's. Shell Shock wasn't seen as a major deal.

>>18673734

>>18673734
I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Illya, we need to get her to a doctor for those berries.

>>18673680
Illya, Onii-Chan has Hugs!

>>18673815
Yes, it sounds weird but think about it. Illya is Shirou, Sakura has a fuckton of magical cards, and Zucchini just has a magic rifle as far as we know.

>>18673680
[x]Illya
Because Because.
Pic unrelated, just why my ideas will be interesting tonight.

>>18673865
Oh, you're thinking in regards to combat abilities. Maybe, then.

>>18673850
Do we really want that? Do we have to turn him back? I don't. Loli we can deal with, but Shirou...

I wonder if Kraus would be able to create some "Insulin candy" to try to cancel out the sugar already in their systems.

>illya
>get help from saber.

"Uhhh Saber. A little help please?"
She materializes in her little-lion form.
"Nyaai got it." She says as she grabs Illya by the waist.
This doesn't even slow her down.
"Dammit. We need to corner her." you tell Erica.
"Kraus, gimme some broccoli."
A large head of the vegetable appears in your hands, you toss it at Erica.
"Erica, Use that to send her my way." YOu tell her.
"Roger!"
"Nyaai can't hold on any longer.." Saber says as she's flailed about by Illya.
You and Keima Ready some duct-tape.

*ROLL TO CATCH-A-LOLI*

>>18673865
Hmm touche.
Changing to lucchini first.

>>18673878
It's the principle of the thing, though. Regardless of if we'd rather have Illya around, it is proper to have it checked by the medical staff.

This may be a bit of metagaming, but...

Every time we start experimenting with potions, we need to save a tiny bit in a test tube in case we need to have an antidote made. Metagaming or no, that's a sensible practice for an alchemist to follow.

>>18673810
>this fuckin guy
>ptsd

That is kind of a stretch. The real version spent ten years in Soviet Prison after the war and came out no worse for the wear.

Getting them out of the strict military mindset and approach to interpersonal interaction they've got going is probably a good idea though.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18673892
Catch that loli!

>>18673878
There is always the possibility that Illya is like Kurou, and is activated by a trigger.

These tweets are making me very nervous.

Tape on the saucers, push the saucers into the girls to trap them.

Illya, Lucchini, Sakura.

rolled 32 = 32

>>18673892
it's not like i want to catch her or anything.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18673892
Catch dat loli

>>18673810
okay, that's a good argument for her having possibly having psychological problems.
but
has it impacted her day-to-day life the way it has hayate? The reason we wen't into therapy was because we were worried about it having a negative impact on us in stressful situations.
So far, Hayate hasn't seen any evidence or even a hint of that in Erica. She's performed fine in all of her assignments and tests that we've seen so far(except for when shirou screwed up their test, but that isn't her fault). Unless we see it make a difference in her behavior like it did for hayate, we can't just say, "Hey, you've been acting normal as far as I can tell, but I really think you need some therapy."

rolled 73 = 73

>>18673913
Possibly sugar?

Is it 'Zucchini', as in a character I don't know, or 'Lucchini' as in 'Francesca Lucchini', that is, this girl.
Because it would be better to call her by her name. Prevents confusion and typos.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18673892
Here we go.

>>18673907
The real version was a bit older, and didn't suffer through the same kind of losses/Martian Invasion that Erica did. Eric Hartmann prided himself on never losing a wingman; I don't think Erica can make that same claim.

>>18673937
You decide.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18673937
Zucchini is her name. Nickname.

Read SWQ. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike%20witches

>>18673940
Udz with the save
>>18673937
I bet you wouldn't like us saying MEYAFOOJI either.

>>18673972
A 96 twice in a row, even. What the hell.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18673979
it's gonna be one of those nights man.

>>18673946
TEN YEARS IN A GULAG
STILL JUST AS GOOFY

Completely unflappable I tell ya.

>>18673966
Welp, I sure am an idiot.
Bailing out, lest I make myself look even more like a retard.

>>18673929
Admittedly, no, we haven't seen any kind of negative effects. But again, she *is* from the 1940s. The reaction you got for saying you had shell shock was "Fucking deal with it, you fucking coward". She's probably in major denial that she even has it. We, as Hayate, can't suggest therapy to her face, but lets not delude ourselves about the likeliness that she has it.

And honestly, not wanting to get someone treatment for PTSD because you like the personality quirks it gives them is a disgusting opinion.

>>18674002
Don't worry about it, man. Though Strike Witches Quest really is a fine read.

>>18674002
Nope, it's like the hotel California you can check out of this quest but you can never really leave.

>>18674002
What before the insane paranoia sets in? You sure you want to leave?

>>18673940
Erica blocks Illya's route by holding out the broccoli in front of her.
"EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!" Illya says as she swerves right in your direction.

"Illya! Oniichan has hugs!" you tells her, your arms wide open.
"Oniichaaaaaaaaaan!" *GLOMP*
You hold her tight and take this opportunity to wrap her up in layers of tape.
"Sorry, Illya, but I need you to calm down for now." You tell her.

You carry her down to the floor and sit her in a chair.
"Saber. Watch over her for me, okay?"
"Nyaaffirmative."

You fly back up to take care of the two others.

[ ]Zuchinni
[ ]Sakura
>GIMME A ROLL TO ACCOMPANY YOUR CHOICE

rolled 64 = 64

>>18674034
[ ]Sakura

rolled 85 = 85

>>18674034
Sakura, leave the pilot for last.

rolled 61 = 61

>>18674034
Zucchini.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18674034
Sakura

rolled 13 = 13

>>18674034
Lucchini.

>>18674007
PTSD incidence is lower than you may think, and doesn't really account for Ursula who didn't really see any combat from what I recall.

But yeah if she does manifest symptoms or whatever we should encourage treatment.

>>18674007
She has to want help, it's pointless otherwise. We can talk to her about the war, swap PTSD flashbacks, talk about our feelings.

>>18674034
goddammit nyaber is way too cute

>>18674034
The second this is over we are picking up saber and petting her. I can no longer resist this.

>>18674007
but what you've described is simply a set of circumstances that make her have a certain statistical probability that she has PTSD, not a real diagnosis.
So I don't actually think she has PTSD, or any other psychological problem requiring professional help.
I think she's kinda violent, but not to the point where I want to change her.
If I did think that she did have a real disorder, then yes, i would want to get her help.
but all we are going on right now is meta-gaming and supposition.

>>18674071
seconding this.

rolled 91 = 91

Zucchini, less danger in that direction.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18674034
[ ] Zuchinni

>>18674090
>First roll on /tg/ ever
>Fucking 91
WELP, I'm done rolling for tonight.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18674071
seconded.
>>18674034
[x]Zuchinni

rolled 5 = 5

>>18674100
Why? Never quit on a hot streak.

rolled 41 = 41

>>18674117
indeed! or when you're on a losing streak.

rolled 80 = 80

>>18674137
Indubitably!

>>18674147
Because my next roll is almost guaranteed to be a nat 1. Fucking Dice Gods and my luck.

>>18674071
Seconded

>>18674083
Lookout has it right.
And since Erica has shown no indications of any problems whatsoever we can't just up and say she needs help. To a soldier and a WW2 veteran that's basically the biggest insult you can give out of the blue

If she breaks down and if we are aware of it then we get her help

>>18674032
Insane paranoia already set in. Unfortunately (or fortunately. Matter of perspective) the countermeasures against them are working.
Rather shoddily, I might add.
I get like those cartoony little angel and little demon appearing on my shoulders:
Angel: 'why not just go on?'
Demon: 'you don't have idea what's going on. You caught this too late. What is this, the 75th thread? It's too late'
Angel: 'why not just read the archive? Won't take you longer than three days'
Demon: 'it references plenty of things you don't know about, plus ANOTHER quest which is very long'
Angel: 'why not read that quest too? And surely the references aren't very important to the story, or are explained in the thread if they are'
Demon: 'harems'

And that one is a devastating argument. As I say, I take my leave. I'll make sure the door hits me on the way out.

>zuchinni
"Erica send Luchinni my way next!"
"Okay, teacakes."
She does the same as she did earlier and uses the brocolli as a loli repellent.
"NOOOOOOOPE!" Zuchinni says as she swerves crazily to avoid the vegetable.
She runs straight at you, her feet propelling her faster and faster across the ceiling.
"Luchinni! STOP!" You tell her "STOOOOOP!"
*SLAM*

She knocks you off your Saucer and the two of you fall.

>>18674233
Aren't we still handcuffed to Keima? Did we use our violin's monomolecular bow to simply cut the chain?

>>18674223
Really there isn't a burning need to know everything about the story in order to contribute and we always like new people since it means new ideas for crazy plans.

It does help quite a bit though

>>18674201
I know, that's why I said we could suggest it to her face because of "PTSD=Admission of Cowardice" in her mind.

>>18674280
couldN'T, rather.

>>18674280
That and we only have room for one nervous wreck in this quest and Hayate fits the bill perfectly

You fall on the table below you, the sturdy plasteel slab holding your weight.
Platters, glasses, and candy wrappers scatter everywhere with the impact.
Keima manages to stay on his saucer and is now floating just to your right as far as the chain on the cuffs would allow him.

Since Luchinni was running on the cieling upside-down, and you were flying right-side-up, you find yourself with a faceful of crotch.

"Owowowow" She says as she tries to get back up.

WAT DO?
[ ]GRAB HER
[ ]LET HER GO
[ ]OTHER

>>18674314
>nervous wreck
>Hayate
wat.
Are we talking about the same character, here?

>>18674233
Hayate really needs to stop
*shades*
Falling for women.

>>18674344
Grab her, this will not end bad I assure you all.

>>18674344
[x]Other, timestop and duct tape her to the table.

>>18674344
Grab her, don't let her return to the ceiling, keep her down until we can get some assistance duct taping her to a saucer.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18674344
Grab her, hogtie with tape.

>>18674344
[x] OTHER

"Erica, NOW!"

>>18674344
[x]OTHER
Duct tape Lucchini

>>18674360
No, wait, let's do this.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18674344
[x]OTHER
Use timestop and duct tape her. Then get up and resume time.

>>18674344
[X]OTHER: Tongue in Butt.

>>18674354
Well he has been getting better but until now the PTSD moments LG liked doing were out of the blue and pretty much turned him into a gibbering wreck

>>18674391
Worst idea of the year, all years. Putting our tongue in loli butt gets us killed.

>>18674429
No, they turned us into gibbering wrecks. Hayate never missed a beat.
Sure there was a lot of resentment, but definitely no PTSD-like events to my recollection

rolled 30 = 30

>>18674381

seconded

>>18674459
No we've had a few breakdowns.

>OTHER
You stop time for two reasons.
1) to tie the italian sugar goblin down
2) to keep Erica seeing your predicament and murderating you.

You pull Keima into the time stop and the two of you make quick work of layering tape to anchor Luchinni onto the table

You release the time-stop and go for the last one.
**ROLL FOR SAKURA CATCHAN**

>>18674391
>oh how I missed you.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18674508
Rollan

>>18674459
>definitely no PTSD-like events to my recollection
Nervous breakdown after our dinner at Wagnaria.
When we were getting our bike back from our home dimension.
Breakdown when the Hina mentioned things coming crashing down.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18674508
shes gonna get
*sunglasses*
captured

rolled 48 = 48

>>18674508
Canadian nat 1 get.

>>18674514
>94
Alright, that's good enough.

>>18674520
VANILLA MASSAGE

rolled 94 = 94

>>18674532
Nah dude, let it ride

>>18674445
To be fair she has a nice butt to do it to though. I can see he temptation

rolled 9 = 9

Let's see if my streak is still on.

>>18674520
That last one was our controlled crash, I wouldn't count that one per say.

>>18674391

>>18674445
now whats all this about loli butts?

>>18674553
a joke that's been quietly biding its time for an appropriate comeback, which this certainly was.

>>18674553
See: Nanoha's birthday party.

>>18674563
I was being facetious.

>>18674581
been with the quest since first couple.

>>18674592
yeah, well...
your mom's being facetious.

>>18674615
Probably.

>>18674603
AND?

>>18674639
just saying i don't need to look back.

>>18674652
Poppycock. :D

Guys? We know nothing of Erica before we met her. For all we know she's always been like this.

We can't comment on her sanity. I, for one, think this is just her character, and that we should drop the idea entirely. We have enough problems on our plate, we don't need to take on others'.

Also: LG, if you're really limiting our reloads, then you need to not present too many HUEHUE scenarios, because we choose them in order to see funny ends, and some will choose them specifically to harm us.

>>18674639
it's cool, i walked into that.

>>18674660
I really doubt he is limiting our reloads.
Remember the whole thing of twitter is it's not canon until it's in the thread so it could of been alternatie timelines etc

>>18674659
Well sometimes i do for the lulz.
Here have a drink, it's delicious.

>>18674716
Yeah, but damn near every plot-important tweet has ended up in the thread.

It's either affecting us now, or from a failed universe.

I'm more concerned about the girl who will leave us. My immediate guess is Hina, but my worst fear is Perrine. We'll finally get her into the group and she'll be happy, but she won't be able to do the sharing thing and she'll leave, causing all the horrible events that lead to our death and her sad, lonely life.

Dammit, problems like these are what magic is FOR. Get the group together, we're starting a Holy Grail War. Wish this all solved.

>>18674724
I would, but the diabbeetus says I shouldn't.

>>18674768
God damn you diabeetus!
Damn yous to hell!

>Sakura
You decide to stop wasting time and just freeze her with your remaining timestop.
You and Keima bind her in time for the timestop to run out.

You float her down to the floor and sit her down next to Illya.
Ilya is being fed bits of candy to calm her down.
Luchinni has managed to plant her face in a cake.
Sakura begins to vibrate in her seat.

"So... What now?" Erica asks you as she picks up yet another candy bar.

[ ]calm them down [HOW?]
[ ]leave them bound
[ ]OTHER

>>18674795
[x]calm them down, get the violin out and play a lullaby.

>>18674795
Call in the officers, take Illya to the Doctor. Doctor McNinja, that is.

>>18674795
[x]Calm Them

Get in touch with medical/the Commander, inform them we have three very heavily sugar overdosed girls, and we need a counter agent.

>>18674818
Though that's not bad either.

>>18674763
I think it would be Perrine or Nanoha

Perrine since it is too much for her and Nanoha since she still feels a bit distant thanks to her age difference

Also only about a third of the tweets have actually shown up in the thread, we still have no clue on whether half of them were true, failed timelines or just little hints of things that may not happen

>>18674795
Leave them bound. Seconding the lullaby idea. WE SHALL SERENADE THEM WITH OUR VIOLIN AND WOO EVERYONE THAT DOESNT PASS OUT.

>>18674818
I like this!
Lookout makes it so my booze addled mind doesn't have to think.

>>18674795
Use Kraus to summon bows ribbons and frills and practice your loli decorating ability.

>>18674830
>>18674763
It's Hina
>that fated bench
That bench where she first asked about joining the family

>>18674833
heheheheheh
I'm on my third drink tonight.

>>18674795
>>18674818
Seconded lullaby, then we pickup saber and pet her.

>>18674818

voting for this

+1

>>18674830
It wouldn't be Nahona, she's a canon lesbian so this would practically be her harem as well.

If any of the girls leaves us, we're going to be the best goddamn gentleman in the world about it. And if Perrine leaves us, she's getting fat monthly checks.

>>18674818
Seconding this. Let's test the limits of our weaponized music.

>>18674858
Im on my 7th in two hours.
But to be fair my massive nicotine dose knocked a few off.

>>18674857
True, but the bench was also where Perrine and Hina came to meet us, so it's probably one of them.

+1 vote for the violin lullaby. We'll probably put everyone to sleep.

When Erica falls asleep, we're drawing on her face in melted chocolate and then letting Lucchini wake her up.

>>18674898
Hina met us in SWQ dimension in the baths.
Our most memorable interaction with her was in the infirmary, and in her bedroom.

Speaking of which. Did Hina move in with us?

>>18674923
You're thinking of Perrine, not Hina. Hina's not been to the SWQ dimension.

She hasn't moved in, no. Not yet.

>>18674923
I'd check your math on that one, comrade.

>>18674923
????

>>18674923
>>18674939
Also, we first met Perrine by the gazebo, if I recall correctly.

>>18674923
I was talking about the bench where we played our violin for them, and then Sakamoto came and got them drunk. Dunno if that'd count as important.

I just hope it isn't Perrine who leaves us so soon after joining. After figuring out what happened to her in the beta-timeline, I just want to hug her and shower her in all manner of love and lovely things.

You take out your violin.
"What're you gonna do?" Erica asks.
"I'm playing them to sleep. You might want to cover your ears." you tell them. "But first."
YOu bring your bow down on the chain of the handcuffs.
The monomolecular edge not even scratching the thing.
'Fucking Orihalcum.' You think to yourself.

"Can't cut it?" Keima asks.
"Nope." You shrug.
He says nothing and slaps some earplugs into his ears.
Erica stuffs her fingers into hers.

You begin to play.

***ROLL FOR PLAYING SKILLZ***
>use memory to deepen the song?
>what memory?

>>18674991
That was not a bench.
You summoned a table and some chairs for them

rolled 94 = 94

>>18675006
We are fucked

>>18674991
Haha that's cute. You think were in the Omega time line.

Bitch this is the Beta time line, and in Beta time were about to die and have our world crumble.

>>18674991
I wasn't paying attention for a few weeks. What happened with her?

rolled 18 = 18

>>18675006
inb4 chef starts singing

>>18675025
Yess, memory of falling asleep in the girls arms

rolled 21 = 21

>>18675006
The memory of sleeping in a warm bed the first time you got back from those three months collecting money off the suiciders in the woods.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18675006
Yes use memory, the first night we went to sleep with Erica and Ursula on us, the best night of sleep we had up till that point, with love on both sides of us.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18675006
>>18675044
That is quite good.

>>18675042
>>18675048
God dammit people, refresh before rolling.

Remember guys it is all up to us.
We can fix things or we can fuck them up so we don't need to worry about them up and leaving just yet

>>18675006
Easy, the memories we have of working 50 hour shifts as a child.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd now I have to go fap. Thanks alot LG. I was happy with my fetishes, and now this. Great.

rolled 29 = 29

>>18675006
Use Memory.
The warmth of the kerosene heater and the rocking of the boat, of the exhaustion of the day pulling us down to sleep from when we worked on that fishing boat.

>>18675006
We shall use our memories of before we became an Agent in Training, before Mike found us. How the days would drag on and on. The debt piling up day after day. Just how life seems to be an eternity of having your actions reduced to nothing.

>>18675056
welp, conflicted about this. on the one hand it is an awesome roll, on the other you beat my best roll in a while.

rolled 80 = 80

>>18675006
>dat picture

>warned Erica to plug her ears
>can't draw on her sleeping face

Guys, part of the attraction of our relationship is that we continually prank each other. Remember the fun we had with the dress?

rolled 35 = 35

>>18675062
Oh relax.

>>18675006

rolled 83 = 83

>>18675062

>>18675006

>>18675056
You play a lullaby.
A soothing flowing tune.
A tune fueled by the peaceful sleep you have in the girls' arms.
You see the music taking it's effect.
Sakura stops rocking in her seat, Illya closes her eyes and nods off, Luchinni gives the cake a final headbutt then dozes off.
Saber takes a seat on the floor and begins to take a cat-nap.

YOu finish playing and put away your violin.
You turn to Keima and Erica, "Well that's tha- christ."
The two of them are also fast asleep.
Erica has a silly grin on her face, and Keima is sleeping soundly while leaning against the wall.

WAT DO?

>>18675170
Tongue in Butt

>>18675170
>The two of them are also fast asleep.
>Erica has a silly grin on her face
Saber tiem! We grab her, hug her and pet her!

>>18675170
call out to the riot squad, let them know its taken care of.
>>18675182
whose butt though?

>>18675170
Quickly observe the riot patrol and see how many that took out. Then proceed to prank Erica.

>>18675170
Thank you based LG.

Take some of the melted fudge from the sundaes, or melt some chocolate, and draw hearts and lovey-dovey phrases on Erica's face. Then cool them solid.

Draw a target on Keima's. Everyone will think we're just having fun, but Keima will think "TARGET..."

>>18675192
All the butts in turn.

>>18675170
Draw some cute stuff on Erica's face with a sharpie or fudge. Pet lion Saber, pick up the various sleepers and drop the little girls off in their bed, Erica in her bed and find Sousuke to get Keima unattached and drop him in his bed.

>>18675170
Put Keima on one saucer, put Lucchini, Sakura, Illya, and Saber on individual saucers, carry Erica in our arms.

Tell the security team that we've handled the situation, and settle our tab with Chef (if he's awake).

seonding>>18675188
and>>18675204

>>18675170
Blankets for everyone. and then saucer them back to our room. Oh and pay Chef.

>>18675170
something involving teabags.
And don't forget to pet saber.

>>18675170
Pet Saber, get Illya to the doctor.
>>18675237
So are we playing this game?

>>18675272
only pic i had with erica crushing testicles.

>>18675272
>So are we playing this game?
That's for when we make the age regression potion and dress up with a randosel.

>>18675300
Good, cuz that's the only Getrude rape pic I have.

a gupta is, $200, right?

chef said we owed 15 guptas, so they ate
$3000 worth of chocolate, sugar, and cake.

Gertrude* fuck.

>>18675170
Draw on Erica's face in chocolate / fudge
Target on Keima
Get one of the riot squad to unlock us from Keima
Hug / pat nyaber while we take Ilya to the doctor

>>18675327
Honestly, I expected worse, much much worse, as in the GDP of a first world nation worse.

>>18675341
I like it, lets do this.

>>18675327
Goddamn.

Those girls are going to be sick as dogs tomorrow.

I pray Negayate sings at least one song by Voltaire while we fight, whenever that happens.
I find the scariest of villains always sing as they butcher their foes.

>>18675314
it seems we are at a impass

>>18675170
Tongue, Saber's Butt. Now.

>>18675406
When the Devil is too busy...
And Death's a bit to much,
They call on me, by name you see,
For my special touch.

>>18675408
true, I do have this though. Haha post rape insanity.

>>18675429
Alright, enough. Give it a rest for a few days.

Put Keima and Erica on saucers and walk towards Saber.
You pick up the adorable lion-loli and pet her.
"Thank you for your hard work today." You tell her as she stirs awake.
"Nyaa?" she slowly opens her eyes.
"Oh. I'm sorry for waking you up." YOu tell her as you continue petting her.
"Nyou can put me down nyow." She says as she realizes that she's in your arms.
For the second time today, she blushes.
"Oh sure." You say as you set her back down on her feet.
The two of you place the girls on saucers and you lead the train of sleepers to the cashier.
There, Chef is snoring away with his hand still on hte register.
'Kraus, give me 20 guptas in cash.'
'ROGER THAT FAGTITS.'
You pull out the twenty gold coins from your pocket and place them next to Chef's sleeping form
You also leave a note saying [Sorry for the trouble, keep the change.]


You then proceed outside where you find the whole security force also asleep.
'Goddamn, I'm good.' you think to yourself as you lead the procession of sleepers back to the dorms

>>18675429

>>18675485
>For the second time today, she blushes.
It's working.

>>18675480
THIRTEEN POINT NINE MILLIMETER

FULL
METAL
JACKET

>>18675485
When we get our little bottle-house, we're practicing a sex song.

Because goddamn it will be amazing.

>>18675480
THIS IS MY RIFLE
THIS IS MY GUN
ONE IS FOR FIGHTING
ONE IS FOR FUN!

>>18675485
While we're putting everyone to bed, let's get some things out of the way.
Mentillate to Sousuke:
'Hey man, any luck on finding a locksmith or keys for these handcuffs?'

Mentillate to Infirmary, Dr. McNinja:
'Hello, Doctor? I have a patient with me who ingested some berries that swapped their gender and age-regressed them. It also seems to have changed their personality. May I bring them down to the Infirmary?'

>rape mango
>posting negayate

>>18675485
>"Nyou can put me down nyow."

n-no

i dont think i can

>>18675480
Yes but TAKE THIS!

>>18675537
In the context of that manga, it's less rape and more "I want to have sex, just not in front of someone because it's embarrassing." And Hayate is all "I'mma fuck you because I know you want it."

>>18675540
... I would never be able to put her down either.

>>18675485
Seriously need to decorate their faces. We warned them what we were going to do, it's their own fault for succumbing, can't blame us for taking advantage.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18675575
>>18675480
Knock it off, guys, would you?

>>18675594
Okay, I had my fill.

>>18675575
Alright, IQDB shows nothing. Got some sauce there?

rolled 61 = 61

>>18675593
seconded

>>18675648
GIS returns results but they are all in moonrunes.

>>18675648
google is returning MayDay part 2.
Not finding any translation, though.

>>18675648
http://www.mediafire.com/?03d7a12ppneiygu

You mentillate the Infirmary, Kraus getting you in touch with the doctor automatically.
"Sir, I have a trainee here that ingested some berries, It changed his gender, age, and gave him a new personality."
"Damn, Sounds interesting. I'm out in the field right now unfortunately. You can bring him to Frank."
"Err..." you reply.
"Ah yes, not the best idea huh. Is he in danger of dying?" The doctor asks
"I don't think so." You answer him
"Well, just keep him under observation until I get back in the morning. What's his name, I can monitor hims through his device."
"He's Shirou Emiya." You tell him
"Okay, I'll set up monitoring routines through his device." He tells you "Just keep tabs on him if anything should happen."
"Okay sir."

YOu then contact Sousuke.
"Hey man. Any luck with those keys?"

*ROLL EM*
Taking the first one.

>>18675575
pssst censor the pics.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18675703

>>18675714
Yay, Lookout!

>>18675703
You mean DAICENSOR your pics.

>>18675714
jolly good show
>>18675703
technically it is censored.

>>18675714
'Yeah, I found them.' he tells you.
'Drop by my room so I can take them off.'
'Okay man. Thanks.'

You arrive at the dorms shortly after that.
WAT DO?
[ ]Tuck the girls in first
[ ]Handcuffs


>there goes sleeping with keima in the swagpile

>>18675714
Damn lookout, you are on fire tonight

>>18675762
Get the handcuffs dealt with first.

>>18675762
Girls first. They are all asleep anyway.

>>18675762
We could just not get them taken off...
Anyway tuck the girls in, probably a good idea to have them on the couch in our room so we can keep an eye on them

>>18675762
Handcuffs. Fucker probably reeeeallllly wants to take a shower right now, and we're too worn out to fuck with him like that.

rolled 30 = 30

>>18675762
>>there goes sleeping with keima in the swagpile
Sads. I mean, we could LIE, but... Nah.

[x]Girls first.

>>18675762
[x] tuck the girls in first

>>18675800
He is asleep thanks to the lullaby

>>18675800
Keima's getting a nice nap, now. Unless you're talking about Sousuke.

>>18675762
[x]Handcuffs
Get them off, and it'll make tucking the girls in easier.

>>18675762
Tuck them in.

But fill Erica's hand with whipped cream and tickle her nose to wake her up. It's tradition.

Also draw a target on Keima's forehead and draw on Erica's face with chocolate or something.
Wanna see her wake up to Luchinni licking her face for the chocolate

for lulz we can slip a note into his pocket about the wonderfull time we had last night and how we messed up the sleeping song

rolled 14 = 14

>>18675831
This ! it's brillant !

>>18675831
If we're going to do that, we should unchain ourselves first so that we can have front-row seats to that spectacle, and can run away when she wakes up.

>>18675831
If by whipped cream you mean a fresh batch of Hayate's baby-batter that he just whipped up, then yes.

>tuck girls in
[ ]your room
[ ]thier own

>>18675924
Surprise self-inflicted wake up facial? I like the way you think anon.

>>18675932
Our room, all of them are going to have a serious fucking sugar crash and we're supposed to keep lolishirou under observation.

>>18675932
Their own, see if our girls can come give us a hand, perhaps.

>>18675932

[O]your room

why is this even an option?

>>18675932
[x]their own

>>18675932
[X] our room

>>18675932
Our room, we caused this we can handle the fallout

>>18675959
Because it can close off certain paths in LG's flowchart.
And certain choices will lead to a reduced number of reloads.

>>18675932
Our room, they're going to need some actual care and chicken noodle soup after their sugar crash.

>>18675932
[x] our room

We will build a pyramid of swag.

>>18675932
[x] our room, on the couch.

>>18675953
Well, Sakura and Zucchini in their own rooms.

>>18675932

>fuck girls in
[ ]your room
[ ]thier own

FTFY

any 1 post the list of girls that will be in our bed?

i know most will be soft cuddly loli's but still....

>>18676013
We do not bone the lolis. Bad anon.

>>18676027
Lucchini, Sakura, Ilya, Erica.

Plus any who are already in it.

>>18676027
Erica
Ursula
Hina
Nanoha
Luchinni
Sakura
Illya
Keima

>>18676027
Another thing i would like to discuss:
Goddammit 4chan you have turned me into a fictional pedophile.

>>18676013
Nah, sakura is little sister tier, luchinni is waiting for it to ripen tier and ilya is kind of cute but Fucking Shirou tier

>>18676013

one does not simply force open young buds.

you can grope them though.

>>18675981
>We will build a pyramid of swag.
That's just a terrible idea. The girls at the bottom will be uncomfortable you short-sighted asshole.

It's like you idiots don't understand the concept of consequences.

>>18676053
>girls
>keima

HOLY SHIT GUYS, KEIMA IS ON GODDESS MODE

THANK YOU LG

We could take this opportunity to talk to Elsie maybe.

>>18676080
Indeed. We should be working on a Swag Dyson Sphere.
Or some sort of swag tesseract...

>>18676053
Would it be possible for our device to add a second bed to the room?
We'll throw the loli's on the second bed, throw Erica on our bed, and then go get the handcuff keys

>>18676109
No guarantees. Ever.

>>18676126
>Swag Dyson Sphere.

How would that even work? Do we just build one of those balls that hamsters roll around in out of girls?

>swag tesseract

So when we finally have sex, we'll be having sex with all the girls at the same time, and they will also be having sex with each other at the same time?

Dude, that's fucking amazing. We need to make this reality.

>your own.
On the way up to your room, you find Sagara waiting in the hall by his door, keys in his hands.
He takes one look at the train of sleepers floating behind you.
"What happened?" He asks.
"Too much sugar, and an effective lullaby." You tell him.
"I see.." HE says as he snaps the cuff off your wrists.
"Anyway, I apologize again for earlier. I lost control again."
"Nah, It's okay man. I was at fault too." YOu chuckle.
"And it was again very effective." he manages a slight smile.
"Goodnight." he says as he steps into his room and closes the door.

Now free from Keima, you are much more free to move.
You decide to bring him to his room quickly.
YOu put him in bed, and contact Elsie
'Hey El. Take care of keima okay? Tell him to grab a shower as soon as he wakes up.'
'okay!' she answers you.
as you leave you remember something you've been meaning to do for a long time.
You turn back around
*ROLL EM*

rolled 10 = 10

>>18676179
oh fuck what are we doing

rolled 9 = 9

>>18676179
I'm afraid this will roll poorly.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18676179
We've been meaning to catch up on our reading. It'll give us something to do as we watch over the girls.

rolled 63 = 63

>>18676202
>>18676199
ooooh, dear...

rolled 9 = 9

>>18676179
I like where this is going.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18676199
>>18676202
>>18676208
Oh god, we're doing horribly.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18676214
apparently the dice gods don't want this to happen.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18676179
This had better be the bulls-eye on his forehead.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18676179
KISS HIM

rolled 80 = 80

>>18676179

LEZ DODIS

rolled 53 = 53

Well, let's just keep trying.

rolled 27 = 27

WAKE HIM UP WITH A KISS

rolled 17 = 17

>>18676232
awww

rolled 28 = 28

>>18676179

wat could it be

rolled 16 = 16

rollan

>>18676179
Goddammit, more capital letter hijinks?

HE YO YO

Call in a random T, THE YO-YO.

Anybody notice a yoyo somewhere?

rolled 43 = 43

>>18676248
why have my rolls sucked so hard lately

>>18676246
Not something that screws it all up, I hope.

>>18676232
How did I miss that roll?

rolled 3 = 3

Put the plant clippings into a lot and water it a bit, we need to keep it alive for testing

>Taking Keima to HIS room and not OURS as was rolled and said that would be done

rolled 27 = 27

welp ive been living on 3-4 hours of sleep a night for a while now so im going to go to sleep while i have the chance. night all

>>18676305
Keima was never brought up. All of the choices referred to the girls, and did not include him.

Look, you want to suck cock that much, I'm sure that Frank and Danny would be more than happy to oblige.

>>18676305
Girls were going to our room. His destination was unspecified.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18676179

>>18676333
*Danny
No, that was Billy. And White Briefs Guy.

>>18676305
>implying that LG refreshes before writing his post

Many quest-runners have been said to drink the tears of their players, but I am convinced that LG is some sort of tear-elemental, and our sorrow makes up his very body.

>>18676333
But... they aren't Keima.

You take out the LP and player you got for him a few weeks ago, You place them on his desk.

You take a look at his sleeping face and can't resist playing a little prank.
You find a sharpie marker among a mug of pens on his desk.
Not being able to think of anything to draw, you decide on a simple bullseye as a reference to earlier's shooting exercises at camp.

This done, you head back outside and lead the train of sleepers into your room with Nyaber walking beside you.

As you step inside, Hina, Ursula and Nanoha are at the table drinking coffee and chatting.
"Hi." Hina begins, "Welcome ba- What's going on?"
She says as she sees the procession of saucers following you

WAT SAY?

>>18676305
Only asked about the girls.
Lost Keima night when you rolled for handcuffs.

>>18676387
"Sakura and Lucchini overdosed on sugar, so they're sleeping it off. This is Illya, but actually Shirou. He ate some berries he really shouldn't have.
"And as for Erica, she got hit by one of my lullabies. It was super effective."

>>18676387
I played them a lullaby and they went to sleep. I'm not going let a pile of little girls wake up to a complete sugar crash and upset stomachs without some chicken noodle soup waiting.

Erica, just got hit in the radius of the lullaby, want to draw on her face?

First
>>18676411
>"Sakura and Lucchini overdosed on sugar, so they're sleeping it off. This is Illya, but actually Shirou. He ate some berries he really shouldn't have.

Then
>>18676418
>I played them a lullaby and they went to sleep. I'm not going let a pile of little girls wake up to a complete sugar crash and upset stomachs without some chicken noodle soup waiting.

Followed by, "And I had to bring Erica back here, any way, so it just seemed simplest to bring them all. At least I dropped Keima off at his room?"

>>18676418
>upset stomachs without some chicken noodle soup
Ginger tea and a warm stomach rub are probably more effective.
After all they ate, they probably don't want any more to eat.

>>18676387
>Lost Keima night when you rolled for handcuffs.

>>18676468
Oh, yes, also add that the doctor wanted us to keep an eye on Illya since he's in the field currently.

>>18676567
Oh, good point.
Doctor's orders. And he's a McNinja; you follow his goddamn orders.

Keima gets drunk and asks if he is just another target. First chance we get we literally put a target on him....Why do I see this going horribly.

>>18676588
Exactly.

>>18676505
you're welcome.
and i did think that was gonna happen.

"Sakura and Lucchini overdosed on sugar, so they're sleeping it off. This is Illya, but actually Shirou. He ate some berries he really shouldn't have."
You begin to explain,
You then pat Nyaber on the head and introduce her.
"THis here is Saber, I'm sure you've met her before. Shirou's change affected her as well."
"Nyellow" She says.
"And as for Erica, she got hit by one of my lullabies. It was super effective. Want to draw on her face?"

At the mention of this Ursula's glasses gleam menacingly, and Nanoha suddenly has a bunch of markers in her hands.
"I see.. Well, let's get them into bed then." Hina tells you.

You have Kraus summon a second bed right up against yours and you tuck the three girls in.
You also bring Erica to your bed.
Nanoha and Ursula are upon her even before you let go.

WAT DO NOW?
[ ]shower
[ ]talk to Hina [about?]
[ ]other

>>18676505
>blame lookout

>>18676597
But we left him such a nice present.

Though, really, I'm not sure I agree with the target, either.

>>18676597
Yeah, the target was, once again, another short-sighted and stupid thing to do that showcases how we're a terrible friend.

>>18676609
Alright now, just throwing this out there but

what if

you guys

what if we

talked to hina

in the shower

>>18676609
Shower, then Hina, ask how her evening and day have been, while we were going through some form of engineered hell.

>>18676609
[x]talk to Hina about how the girls were while we were gone

>>18676609
Shower

>>18676609
Shower.
We probably smell like a tip after our little camping adventure.

Coming down from a sugar rush makes you hungry, gives you a headache and makes you feel lethargic generally

So a ginger tea and nice filling food does help

>>18676631
SECONDED

>>18676631
Yesssssd.

>>18676609
We've been in the woods for two days and just wrestled a pile of sugar crazed girls into duct tape, we need a shower something fierce. See if we can convince Hina to come with us, if not talk to her after a quick shower.

>>18676630
No it means we are a friend who played a joke without thinking
Hayate didn't think of a target for the reasons we did

>>18676654
That's how I felt on my vacation.
Nothing but water and coconuts to drink.
I had to ride about an hour to find a store that sold mt.dew the second day in.
Bought as much as I could carry back.

>>18676631
seconded, thirded, approved by the House and the Senate, sent to the President's desk for signature.

>>18676689
The problem is in not considering the consequence of our actions, not in the reasons for what we do.

Putting a target on Keima's forehead because of the firearms training we just went through is a perfectly fine joke.
Doing it to a person who just days prior freaked out on us, demanding to know if he was a target, is less so.

>>18676631
>>18676666
>>18676669
>>18676729
Another day, perhaps, but for the time being, we should probably focus on getting clean first.

>>18676741
What can we say? Hayate has the memory of a goldfish.

>>18676747
we could ask her to help us wash, doesn't have to lead to sex, necessarily.

>shower with hina
"Damn. I need a shower badly." you say.
"You alright?" Hina asks you.
"Yeah, just worn out and shellshocked I guess. Hey, join me."
"W-what?" She blushes.
"Shower. You. Me. Hot water."
"B-but the o-others."
"Theyre preoccupied." You point at Ursula and Nanoha now turning Erica's face into something akin to a graffiti strewn wall in a bad neighborhood.
"Please join me?" You ask again.

**ROLLEM**
Beat a fifty.

>>18676769

Probably a side-effect of all that repressed trauma.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18676775
Very well.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18676775
Rollan

rolled 6 = 6

>>18676775
Well, we could use help in washing our back, after all...

rolled 7 = 7

>>18676775

Let's get her wet.

rolled 96 = 96

rollin'

rolled 20 = 20

>>18676775
shower time

rolled 91 = 91

>>18676787
>>18676793
>>18676798
>>18676799
I am laughing so hard right now.

>>18676787
>>18676793
>>18676798
>>18676799
>>18676803

Ha ha holy shit

rolled 95 = 95

>>18676775
Rollan

>>18676793
>>18676798
>>18676799
GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS!

rolled 50 = 50

>>18676775

>>18676802
>>18676804
>>18676813
WELP

And then, I must be off. Cheers, gents.

>>18676606

>>18676802
>>18676804
>>18676813

I think we're fine.

>>18676728
It's also some of the signs of caffeine addiction withdrawals, the two are usually seen as the sake sort of thing due to caffeine and sugar being almost always combined

>>18676787
>>18676793
>>18676798
>>18676799
>>18676803
would ya look at this, rolled a 96 for nothin'

>>18676823
night udz

>bunch of single digits
>bunch of 90's

Well then. That's /tg/ dice in a nutshell.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18676775
Looks like you guys need some help.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18676851
and so do you

>>18676832
Nah, even if he just takes the five rolls into consideration, the 96 was the fifth.

>>18676849
The dice just needed to warm up.

>>18676860
>The dice just needed to warm up.

That's why people should store them in their pants.

"O-okay. I-I'll wash your back for you." She says.
"Thanks."
The two of you quickly get to the bathroom.

--------------------
As you sit on a stool with Hina washing your back you begin to talk.
"So how were things while I was gone?"
"Normal." She answers. "We went to town. Hung out here, normal stuff."
"I see. Sorry I had to pop out so suddenly."
"It's nothing, you can do whatever you want with your time. Don't shackle yourself to us too much. She tells you."
"How was training?"
"Tiring, terrifying and effective." You tell her.
"Sousuke is a very motivating drill-sergeant."
"Nothing bad happened to you?" She asks.
"Not really no. I broke my ankle but fixed it up after I got my folio and Kraus back."
"You broke your ankle?"
"Yeah, happened when I jumped into a river to avoid Sousuke's knife. haha. Since I didnt have Kraus or my folio on me throughout the training, I had to wait till i got my stuff back when we left."
Her hands run over some of the scars you still carry. She doesn't ask about them, but you feel her touching them gently.
"So.." you ask "How were things on the Perrinne front?"

**ROLLEM**
>loading cannon


>>18676829
But I'm not addicted to caffeine. I rarely drink coffee..
>Soda
>soda errday allday
Oh wait.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18677033
Oh shit oh fuck

rolled 20 = 20

>>18677033
OH FUCK FUCK FUCK.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18677033
Rev up those Nat 1s. This is when it counts.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18677033
Uh oh...

rolled 83 = 83

>>18677033
HAHA
TIME FOR HUEHUEHUE

rolled 13 = 13

>>18677033
Preparing to fire!

We haven't even taken Hina out on a special date.

Let's try to keep it PG. Bathing suits for both of us.

Remember that Hina is not Erica. She's very shy and unsure of herself. Probably the type that needs to be reassured of their attractiveness. Play that up.

"You don't need to cover yourself like that, you look very pretty in those."

rolled 49 = 49

>>18677033
don't fuck this up dice or i will murder you in your sleep.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18677033
OUR CANNON SHALL BE THE CANON THAT IS THE GOOD ENDING TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS ETC.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18677058
We did take her out, the whole Space Train to the Moon thing.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18677033

...fecal matter rapidly approaching oscillating rotary matrix...

rolled 47 = 47

>>18677033

>Roll

Oh shit, the dice are trying to fucking kill me tonight.

Somebody got an 86 on a 20 in my thread earlier.

>>18677052
>dat 99

Richlieu has docked!

>>18677052
We should probably stop rolling now.

Don't want to waste any of Ikyonsa's beads.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18677033
Canon misfire! It went ok, nothing was sorted out and she and erica didn't really get on great but they were civil. She did explain her feelings towards us and they agreed to not interfere

rolled 100 = 100

>>18677052

>>18677052

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS