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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: My Body is L@DY Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)07:18 No.18736992  
    WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.


    >ARCHIVES HERE
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You arrive at a park in the middle of the city.
    There, you find a large stage setup.
    On it stand Miki, the twins and another girl you have not met before.
    "Hey Niichan! Glad you can make it!" The twins shout out.
    "Hi Honey! We have quite a show for you!" Miki adds.
    Music starts to blast from the stage's sound system and assaults you with its upbeat melody.
    On stage, the girls sing and dance to the tune, all four of them performing quite magnificently.
    "CHANGIN' MY WORLD!!
    Watashi no sekai Watashi no MONO CHANGE!!"
    >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3zxQXFdS2Y

    You fail to understand how this would apply to combat, but then you notice that you have begun to dance along with them
    And you cant stop dancing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:20 No.18737006
    >>18736992
    This calls for drastic measures.

    Rosin up our bow, and play "Devil Went Down to Georgia".
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:23 No.18737046
    >>18736992
    It's violin time, maybe we'll be able to last long enough with it to get the rest of our gang together. Hopefully they can play instruments well. We engage in a band battle with our remaining familiars and Hina as backup.

    Erica then goes for a strafing run and plays the GAU-8, the true song of her people.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)07:25 No.18737069
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    As they sing and dance on stage, your body moves on its own and dances with them.
    Like a puppet manipulated by invisible strings, you are unable to do anything else but dance to their song.
    Your arms move in intricate patterns, your feet step in weird combinations.
    Your dancing like a teenage girl huffing kittens and speed.
    And much like a teenage girl huffing kittens and speed, you have no idea how to stop yourself.

    WAT DO?
    *add roll for mental fortitude*
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:26 No.18737088
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    >>18737046
    >Fighter Pilot
    >GAU-8 "Song of her people"

    ....no. Erica is not some mere mud-mover like that trollop Rudel.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:26 No.18737089
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>18737069
    LET ME PLAY YOU
    THE SONG OF SOMEONE ELSE'S PEOPLE BUT IT FITS THE SITUATION OKAY SHUT UP AND RIVERDANCE
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywMPtwM8avs
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:27 No.18737097
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>18737069
    Retaliate with our violin. We must beat them at their own game.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:28 No.18737104
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>18737069
    WE FIGHT J-POP WITH...THE POWER OF THE FIDDLE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDm_ZHyYTrg
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:29 No.18737115
    >>18737104
    AND THEN HAYATE SUMMONED SATAN THE END
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:32 No.18737145
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    >>18737104
    ...huh. /tg/dice likes the Charlie Daniels Band. Something to keep in mind, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:33 No.18737157
    Was this what he meant with the poem about dancing puppets?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:35 No.18737178
    >>18737104
    Fuck yes. This will be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:35 No.18737179
    >>18737157
    Yeah probably not. This string/fate thing has been on his Twitter for a while.
    Unless he was planning on having the idols for that long.
    >Captcha: derdersc carrying
    itknows.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:36 No.18737187
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>18737179
    Knowing LG? It was probably this, and he was just screwing with us as per usual.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:36 No.18737188
    >>18737157
    Until the canon is fired...

    Also, we need to work on our crossdressing in our backstory of dooooom.

    Somebody suggested that we were entered into an idol contest but were kicked out at the final round after it was revealed that we were a boy. Anybody care to expand on that?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:38 No.18737198
    >>18737115
    SATAN IS A LITTLE GIRL IN A SILLY HAT
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:40 No.18737222
    >>18737198
    GOD DAMMIT, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US SWAG?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)07:42 No.18737244
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    >>18737104
    You summon up all your willpower to stop dancing.
    Using all the mental strength you could gather, you manage to dig your violin out of your folio.
    "LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!"
    You tell them as your bow begins to dance on the strings.

    You play an old song you remember hearing during your job as a record store stock-boy.
    The music you produce clearing masking the Idols' control, and you finally manage to move your legs as you wish.
    You take slow steps towards the stage, your bow producing smoke and small sparks of flame on the orihalcum strings.
    "If you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold. But if you lose the devil gets your souuuul.~" You sing the familiar words as you play.

    On stage, the idols' choreography begins to collapse.
    "Ami Mami. Stop him from playing!" The fourth idol, the one you have yet to be acquainted with, orders the twins. "We'll continue singing!"

    The twins jump off stage with their hammers at the ready.
    Hina, the back-up you are waiting for has yet to arrive. You have a feeling that she never will.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:45 No.18737282
    >>18737244
    Do not stop playing for any reason whatsoever.

    First thing to do, make a smoke screen around us for the look of it and to conceal us and the slider that we spread all over the ground between us and the stage. Hop up onto a saucer and slowly advance on them.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:46 No.18737293
    >>18737244
    PLAY SOME COUNTRY, FULL POWER!
    >>18737282
    also this.

    We shall pick up the tempo as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:46 No.18737296
    >>18737244
    Wat Do? Simple. We pull up the memories of every time we have emerged victorious, right as we play FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN, RUN BOYS RUN!

    They want to start a fight with music, we'll END it with music.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:48 No.18737303
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    >>18737198
    >>18737222
    eeeeeeee
    >>18737244
    4 on 1, eh?
    Start with this, evade them.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycHQOxtwy4k
    Then move on to this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qhg3OD7Mzs
    HOPE THEY'RE READY TO ROLL FOR SAN LOSS
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:48 No.18737310
    >>18737244
    Pull out a cigar, lighting it with the flames coming from our violin. Use it for Walls Of Havannah, I think it was called that. The smokescreen thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:50 No.18737324
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18737244
    Use the orichalcum string to attack while we continue playing.

    I imagine we could just sort of swing our upper body as we play to unleash the rest of the string without upsetting the song.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:51 No.18737338
    >>18737324
    THIS IS WHY YOU TURN DICE OFF.

    DISREGARD THIS FAGGOT, HE SUCKS COCK.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:51 No.18737340
    >>18737324
    Not overly dramatic enough. And that roll was rigged.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:51 No.18737341
    >>18737324
    You just had to fucking do that didn't you.

    There goes another bead.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:52 No.18737344
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    >>18737324
    NEVER ROLL UNLESS ASKED
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:52 No.18737345
    >>18737341
    >>18737338
    Check his email. Its rigged.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:52 No.18737349
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18737324
    >>18737340
    Yeah, I've been meaning to bring it up. You can actually fake the 1d100 roll, like so.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:53 No.18737359
    >>18737349
    >1d1oo
    Ahahaha sure buddy.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:54 No.18737367
    >>18737349
    But its glaringly obvious.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:55 No.18737378
    >>18737359
    I think that's what he's referring to. In Google Chrome, it looks like 1d100.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:55 No.18737380
    >>18737349
    And one can obviously see when they have been faked, assuming noko isn't used.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:56 No.18737387
    >>18737157
    Remember that post about a house of cards falling down? And then it was just Sakamoto knocking down an actual house of cards?

    LG is mad trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:56 No.18737391
    >>18737244
    Use the memories of when our parents entered us into an idol contest and keep our cool

    We only lost because they found out at the last moment we were a boy
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:56 No.18737395
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>18737380
    Honk honk
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:58 No.18737409
    >>18737179
    He has for quite a while intended to have them
    Mainly for more "twins they were" shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:59 No.18737420
    We could SHELL GAME ourselves and start playing a very sad song, or maybe a lullaby.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:59 No.18737424
    So we'll be having a group of idols in our swag pile someday soon?
    Oh man, we really need a bigger bed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)08:01 No.18737436
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    You fish out a cigar from your chest pocket and light it on the fire coming off your strings.
    As the smoke screen covers the base of the stage, the twins blindly search for you within the cloud.

    You continue advancing on the stage where Miki and the fourth girl continue singing, trying to get you dancing again.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-S05ThWt9E

    You shrug off their attack and press on, narrowly avoiding the twins randomly swinging their hammers inside the smoke.


    You reach the bottom of the stage.
    WAT DO?
    [ ]use saucer, float out of the smoke like the devil's own fiddler
    [ ]suddenly stop playing. Attack the twins first.
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:03 No.18737450
    >>18737436
    Use saucer, float out of the smoke like the devil's own fiddler.

    I'm here to give you a supplementary lesson in music.

    Welcome to hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:03 No.18737452
    >[YES]use saucer, float out of the smoke like the devil's own fiddler

    Well fight with music no matter what they do to stop us.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:03 No.18737453
    >>18737436
    [ ]other?

    Satan may have been good, but Johnny was better. So we rise up as the climax of the song hits, and end this fight while we remind them that we're the Best That's Ever Been.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:04 No.18737458
    >>18737436
    >[X]use saucer, float out of the smoke like the devil's own fiddler
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:04 No.18737460
    >>18737424
    The twins and miki are incoming

    Io may or may not end up swagged depending on our actions but she and Perrine would get along brilliantly
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:04 No.18737465
    >>18737436
    >[x]use saucer, float out of the smoke like the devil's own fiddler
    SET SWAG TO MAXIMUM
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)08:05 No.18737473
    >>18737424
    your new bed [the one in the resort] is twice as big as your bed in the dormroom
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:06 No.18737479
    >>18737473
    Eventually we'll just have to convert one of the rooms into a single massive bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:06 No.18737488
    >>18737436
    [ ]use saucer, float out of the smoke like the devil's own fiddler

    However, I suggest a bit of a modification. Generate a teacup, coat inside of cup with rest of rebouder, then put ALL OUT MOLOTOV in there. Stand on top of the overturned cup, then detonate it.

    That way, we launch out of the smoke in a huge explosion of fire and fiddling. Then we can flip the teacup over with our legs and resume playing in the air.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:06 No.18737491
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>18737436
    DEVILS OWN FIDDLER. WE SHALL MUSIC THEM INTO THE SWAG PILE.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:07 No.18737492
    >>18737436
    Other
    Out idol them using memories of when our parents signed us up for an idol contest

    We won and had the big contract waiting until they found out we were a boy
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:07 No.18737495
    >>18737491
    derp forgot about my troll dice, ignore.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:08 No.18737499
    >>18737488
    IM THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN

    MAKE IT SO BEFORE I GET TO THE LOOSE CHANGE AND BREAK MY SCREEN
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:08 No.18737506
    >>18737492
    Out idol the idols? Dangerous. I like it. We are gonna need bunnymode on full power to do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:10 No.18737527
    >>18737506
    That's the plan
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:11 No.18737539
    >>18737527
    First we must make the dynamic entry.
    >>18737488
    Do this, then. DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:11 No.18737540
    >light cigar on flames coming from violin, smoke cloud produced

    When did we become so badass? I mean damn, we need to get this moment photographed.

    Walk out of smoke cloud playin' like a boss.

    See if we can't get those flames going even higher, get a fire-halo effect going.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:14 No.18737563
    So general plan is either be badas mcgee, or beat the idols in their own game and out Idol the Idols. The latter will open up relations with the manager I think with his crossdressingness...

    So then. What is our plan of action?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:15 No.18737580
    >>18737563
    How about both? Once we use the teacup explosion to get above them, then we do the idol thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:16 No.18737594
    >>18737563
    Badass McGee. We're here to show them and the other new recruits a big show, to gauge their skill and overawing them. The out-idoling can happen at a later date.

    I mean, honestly. When have we had the chance to just go this all-out on pure swag?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:16 No.18737596
    >>18737580
    Dynamic entry onto the stage for Idol combat? whynaught?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:23 No.18737648
    >>18737580
    This sounds good
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:24 No.18737652
    >>18737594
    This is where I want a savestate for a quest thread. However, both ideas are good. Highest roll gets the support.

    One corner for MANLY SWAG POWERS

    Other corner for CROSSDRESSING JPOP FUNZIES
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:25 No.18737658
    >>18737652
    Middle ground
    Both
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:26 No.18737666
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>18737652
    MANLY
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:26 No.18737672
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18737652
    BOTH
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:28 No.18737687
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>18737652
    Who ever said they were mutually exclusive

    BOTH!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)08:29 No.18737691
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    stopping time for a moment, you pull out your flask and summon up a saucer.
    You put the saucer on the ground and surround it with a ring of molotov.
    You get on the saucer and release the stopped time.
    "Fire on the mountain, Run boys run~"
    You detonate the molotov and rocket out of the smoke.
    "Kyaaa~" The twins and the smoke are blown away from the base of the stage by the explosion
    Ami gets taken out.

    You slowly float towards the stage on your saucer, while you continue playing.
    "Honey you're so cool!~" Miki says as she stops singing.
    "Heeey~ Continue singing!" Her companion commands her.
    "Ah right!" Miki does as needed.
    As you reach the stage, you face off with the two idols.
    They're sweating profusely from their performance but they continue to sing.
    Your songs end at the same time.

    As you prepare to start playing again, a hammer comes flying in from off stage and relieves you of your violin.

    WAT DO?
    >>18737157
    >>18737187
    You'd like that wont you?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:29 No.18737694
    rolled 69 = 69

    manly swag!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:30 No.18737705
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>18737691
    Girly Jpop shenanigans!

    We must use >>18737492
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:32 No.18737715
    >>18737691
    See, idol singing would be good, but we could use our karaoke-tempered voice to belt out some Freddie Mercury.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:33 No.18737724
    >>18737691
    Pull out our guns and engage gunkata. We lost our only music weapon. We can't allow the idols to start another song.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:33 No.18737726
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>18737691
    No...to defeat J-Pop, we must call upon the KING OF POP!

    Gather our familiars, and perform the Thriller Dance!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA&ob=av2n
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:34 No.18737735
    >>18737691
    Swording, accompanied by witty one-liners.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:35 No.18737739
    They're out of energy!

    Draw knives and enter CQC. Our superior endurance will win the day.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)08:35 No.18737742
    >>18737157
    >>18737187
    Now. now, gents. Lets not be hasty here. Though I support the "Till the canon is fired", we should not underestimate the LG's trolling. I've seen him in some quest discussion threads, slowly amassing knowledge on things we will probably not like.
    He's setting up something, and is just waiting for us to trigger it for him.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:35 No.18737743
    >>18737726
    No we must fight J pop with J pop
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:35 No.18737746
    >>18737691
    >>18737715
    "Is this real life, is this just fantasy?"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:39 No.18737762
    >>18737742
    Draaawwwwfaag, we have a new thing for you to draw....
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:40 No.18737770
    >>18737691
    It is J POP TIEM!

    Show the girls we can beat them at their own game
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)08:41 No.18737778
    >>18737762
    Huh? What glorious shenanigans have you people pulled this time?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:43 No.18737790
    >>18737778
    You mean besides these two?:

    >>18737436
    >>18737691

    We cranked the badass dial up to 11 for that performance.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:48 No.18737829
    >>18737770
    >>18737743
    How, exactly, are we going to do that when Kraus isn't configured for audio memetic attacks, while the idols have Devices specifically tailored for that kind of combat?

    >>18737726
    It's too bad Ted is gone, and Lo and Jakob are currently off fighting other newbies, then, isn't it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)08:49 No.18737834
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    >since it is a pretty funny idea
    >and it does fit to a degree

    Mami lunges at you, her fists at the ready.
    She's fast. Hella fast.
    MIki and the third girl join in.
    Now handling one girl shouldnt be too hard. Handling two would be a challenge true, but doable.
    But three of them at the same time is asking for trouble., and much like Lo, You no wan trabble.

    You activate bunnymode and avoid thier strikes easier. You trip Mami and she goes sprawling.
    "Miki! Iori! Use THAT!" She says as she gets up hastily.
    Music begins to play and the three Idols get in position.
    They begin to sing again.
    >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PSo4qTPCAM
    Without your fiddle to counteract their overly cheerful song, your body is again ready to dance on it's own.

    As you stand there on the stage in your frilly dress, dancing oh so cutely, with the music blaring and the lights pulsating, you are thrown back to a time that similar circumstances occured.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:49 No.18737838
    >>18737790
    >>18737778
    If you want a specific image out of that, picture Hayate floating out of a billowing smoke screen on a saucer, lit cigar in his mouth, playing the fiddle so fine flames are spouting from the strings.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:51 No.18737851
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    >>18737834
    OH BOY.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:51 No.18737855
    >>18737834
    PTSD time.

    I should not want to hear about the misfortunes of Hayate, but damn they are well done.

    I'm almost hearing the mournful violin and piano now.

    Speaking of which, WE MUST GET A PIANO FOR OUR BEACH HOUSE AFTER THE FIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:52 No.18737856
    >>18737834
    ...Exactly how do these girls expect to be valuable field agents?

    And fucking hell that's a funny mental picture. We can never let this get out.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:53 No.18737866
    rolled 61 = 61

    THE POWER OF PTSD COMPLES YOU, YOU WILL DANCE IN OUR RHYTM
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:53 No.18737869
    >>18737856
    ...it's probably being broadcast to the new trainees right now.

    Downside: They're about to see this.

    Upside: They just saw our fiddlework.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:54 No.18737881
    >>18737834
    dis gun b gud
    >>18737856
    Everyone defeated so far will be watching.
    And anyone without anything else going on today.
    Hell, our class is probably on a lunch break or something and thought HEY LET'S GO RAG ON THE NEWBIES WHO GOT OWNED.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:56 No.18737890
    >>18737869
    Half the girls think "He's so badass! I wanna do him!"

    The other half thinks "He's so cute in that bunny dress! I wanna do him!"

    Erica thinks "So THIS is how he does it..."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:56 No.18737895
    >>18737856
    Lots of ways to be valuable field agents

    We are a jack of all trades, they are control and misdirection some like Shirou, Erica and Hina are smack things in the head
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)08:58 No.18737906
    >>18737866
    Mami: We have him now! Nice costume there~

    Miki: Wait, what's that... He-He's crying!

    Mami: What? W...Well stop the music!

    Iori: I can't! What's going on!?

    Miki: Mami! Help!

    Mami: There's Majaik coming from him, he's forcing us to keep playing! Please, let us stop!

    Hayate: Gotta keep a happy face... Don't worry, they wont see my tears from here... Gotta keep singing and dancing... Haha...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)08:58 No.18737916
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    You were 7 years old at the time, and you and your parents [you never called your group a family] lived somewhere in Sapporo.
    Your mother entered you in a contest called SAPPORO'S SINGING SWEETHEART.
    She said that it was so you could become "famous" lots of "fans". But you knew it was because she wanted to become "rich" with lots of "cash".

    Now this contest was open to contestants from the age of 5-15. They had to sing and dance and they had to impress the crowd. The contest lasted for a month and was covered by the local radio station and a tv channel.
    The winner would have gotten 100,000 yen and a record contract from a local music label.
    You could sing, you could dance, you could charm a crowd like no other.
    But there was a hitch.
    It was a girls only competition.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)09:00 No.18737927
    >>18737856
    They would make excellent propaganda against other factions.
    We could use their songs too for auditory weapons.
    >>18737838
    Nice, I like it.
    >>18737916
    Ah PTSD, how I missed ye
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:06 No.18737963
    >>18737916
    Udz will be happy his idea got used

    I am happy because it is hilarious
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)09:09 No.18737992
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    Your mom had a simple solution to that small hitch.
    "Harumi I have new clothes for you!" She told you the day of the auditions.
    "I'm not Harumi..." You say as she shows you an overly frilly dress.
    "YOU ARE FROM NOW ON."
    "Noooooooo!!!"

    -----------------------------------
    The audition went off without a hitch, you became one of the 15 girls to officially enter the competition.
    Week after week you performed for an audience.
    Day after day, you were dressed in female clothes.
    Until you finally grew comfortable in them.
    The skirts bounced as you danced, the bows floated as you twirled.
    You caught the hearts of the crowd and the interest of the judges.
    You made it to the finals easily.

    >>18737927
    >>18737856
    That's thier cover in their home dimension.
    The whole 765 productions office is a bureau branch.
    Singing and dancing allows them to pass off encounters with opponents as "idol work"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:14 No.18738017
    >>18737992
    And what about Xenoglossia?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)09:17 No.18738040
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    That night of the big performance, your mother took you aside for some "words of encouragement" before you went out on stage.
    "If you lose. I will buy you a puppy. I will let you raise that puppy. And once that puppy is finally a full grown dog, I WILL FEED IT TO SHARKS WITH YOU WATCHING."

    You went out on stage determined to save the life of a dog you will never own.
    You sang like possesed that night, and the crowd loved it.

    You won by a landslide.
    As they gave you your trophy, and the hilariously oversized check, you knew you were finally somebody.
    Sure, that somebody who you were was a total lie, but still, you were somebody.

    A few days later, it all came crashing down when the record company had you taken in for a medical examination with your mother busy 'cashing in your dreams'.


    They tried to get back the prize-money soon after that.
    And your family quitely moved to another city in another prefecture in the middle of the night.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:22 No.18738069
    >>18738040
    She really did cash in our dreams, didn't she?

    I hope she got a good price for them.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:24 No.18738083
    >>18738069
    I hope she chokes while drinking his tears.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:27 No.18738105
    >>18738040
    Oh delicious HUE, how I missed you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)09:29 No.18738115
    All those memories of singing, and dancing for a month fueled you.
    The memories of being somebody even for just a short while.

    You sing and dance alongside the idols.
    You have no idea how you did it, but the words of the song just came to you naturally.
    With your senses and movement fully restored by you singing, you begin to inch closer to them.
    "Wait! Did her break out of our control?" Iori asks the other two.
    "Can't be!" Mami says.
    "Honey you dance so well!" Miki says as she continues to dance.
    You get close enough to them to join their formation.
    The song continues.
    "Mami! take him out!" Iori tells her.
    "I.. I can't stop dancing!" She answers.

    The song ends, and at the final note you throw three knives that take out the Idols.
    The stage disappears from under you and you land on your feet, now back in your butler uniform, on the grass.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

    >>18738017
    What about it?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:31 No.18738135
    >>18738115
    Wipe away the lone tear from our eye. We man now.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:31 No.18738136
    >>18738115
    Ask Kraus how our magicka is doing. Then report back to Erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:32 No.18738146
    >>18738115
    Contact Lo and Jakob for an update.
    See if Erica has found Miyafuji yet; if not, go and assist her.
    Try to contact Hina, realize she got taken out.

    Our team took out Mike and singed Kringle's beard when we did this test; don't underestimate the newbies just because they're rookies.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:33 No.18738151
    >>18738115
    "I suppose that's what you get *Put on NGAF Shades* for idolling around."

    Report to our team mates.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:38 No.18738185
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    >>18738151
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:38 No.18738190
    That was kind of awesome. Damn I think we just permanently cemented ourselves as Awesome McBadass in the idols eyes.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:42 No.18738219
    ...dammit. We are gonna need a whole room dedicated to costumes and cosplay back in our home some time. Either we go ahead and take initiate or Erica/Ursala will build it for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:43 No.18738230
    >>18738040

    that poor hypothetical dog...

    making me hypothetical sad...
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:45 No.18738240
    >>18738230
    Your hypothetical tears have a potential for being delicious.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)09:45 No.18738244
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    You have your friends report in.
    'Still here. Walking down street. No trabble.'
    'I am looking for another target sir.'
    'Still fighting one of those robot suit things.'
    'We are out of the game' Hina reports.
    'What? How?' you ask
    'Yuki dropped a whale on me. Nice dancing by the way, you were so cute.' She compliments.
    'Did you record it?' Erica asks her.
    'Yep.' Hina answers.
    '...' you can say nothing.
    'Kid. Only a handful left.' Mike tells you. 'Im chasing down two of them. One should be on a roof to your west.'
    'okay Mike. I'm on it.'

    You roofhop until you find the student he was talking about
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:46 No.18738253
    >>18738244
    inb4 Yuki
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:47 No.18738256
    >>18738253
    Hina took Yuki out.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:47 No.18738262
    >>18738253

    Hina and yuki took eachother out of the game.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:48 No.18738266
    >>18738244
    After we take care of this one, we should go and help Erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:49 No.18738271
    >>18738244
    Errr um...how does kraus feel about the whole Out Idol the Idols. For once, I want to hear his opinion on this. Failing that, next time we enter bunny mode: Touch fluffy ears
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:49 No.18738275
    >>18738256
    Oh wait.
    Oh boy, I kind of hope 'twas the Archive.
    But then if accidentally Swagtaniced Dresden'd fry our arse three times to hell and back.
    Though I suppose she doesn't really have a reason to join as a student, she's powerful and good enough to throw the whole school around like a toy if she got in the mood
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:49 No.18738277
    rolled 60 = 60

    Testing
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:52 No.18738293
    so any one want to guess the mystery opponent, before next LG post?


    im betting its a he.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:52 No.18738302
    >>18738293
    Only two guys in his class and we fight them both? Unlikely but possible
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:53 No.18738308
    >>18738293
    Hrmmm considering that we already took out a good number of girls already...Its quite possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:53 No.18738311
    >>18738293

    ............

    its Goku.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:54 No.18738316
    rolled 3 = 3

    Rolling for Alice. You know, from Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)09:54 No.18738318
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    She sat there, on a vent cowling.
    Her yellow hoodie opened up to reveal the black shirt she wore underneath.
    "Ah, nice timing. I was getting bored too." She says with a grin.
    She stands up and takes up a martial arts stance.
    "Shall we do it?" She asks you.
    "Yes. Let's." you answer her.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]GUNS
    [ ]SWORDS
    [ ]POTIONS
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:54 No.18738321
    >>18738293

    the new trainees are mostly female so chances that we'll get another guy are slim.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:55 No.18738325
    >>18738318
    Engage in fisticuffs
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:56 No.18738329
    >>18738318
    Who's this?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:56 No.18738332
    >>18738318

    who the fuck is that?

    [x]SWORDS
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)09:57 No.18738336
    >>18738318
    Oh shit. Its the Lady Toothbrush, the CQC crazy chick.

    Whatever you do, DONT GO MELEE
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:57 No.18738338
    Take sword, ask if she would like to have one as well
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:57 No.18738339
    >>18738318

    >no idea who she is.

    [X]GUNS

    if she's all melee then this will be a perfect chance for her to gain some gun fight experience.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:57 No.18738340
    >>18738318
    A swig of Drago.
    And a swig of Molotov in case we feel like going ALUHA ACKBAR on her ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:58 No.18738343
    >martial arts stance
    NOPE. BACK AWAY. FLYAN SAUCER TIME
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:58 No.18738347
    >>18738318
    [x]POTIONS

    A dose of Drago, Rebounder on our hands with an extra layer of Molotov for a surprise explosion to go along with our right hook.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)09:59 No.18738350
    >>18738318
    Martial arts? Well, we are mentoring these recruits, so let's get her out of her comfort zone and use guns and teacups.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:00 No.18738354
    >>18738318
    Hmm...Martial Arts Stance. Means she's a CQC combatant.

    Let's see how she fares against Gunkata.

    [x]GUNS
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:00 No.18738361
    >>18738318
    No using Drago and that, we are meant to be testing them, not one-hitting them.

    > [ ]GUNS
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)10:01 No.18738369
    >>18738343
    That wont save us, when she fought against her half-vampire bro, they ended up destroying an entire SET of overpasses. And she was normal humie at the time.

    Imagine her power with Device-enhancement.
    RANGE GUNS, AND BUNNY MODE, SHE'S GONNA BE FAST
    >Its Karen Araragi from Nisemonogatari
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:02 No.18738372
    >>18738336

    enlighten us, who is she exactly?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:03 No.18738382
    >Gun fu; HASSHIN
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:03 No.18738384
    >>18738369
    GOOD. WE CAN USE A LITTLE SHIT INDUCING FEAR TO KICK OUR ASSES INTO GEAR.

    also, contact Erica, we might need ariel support for this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:04 No.18738393
    >>18738372
    Looks like Karen from Bake/Nisemonogatari. Course since I haven't seen either I dunno what the fuck she can do besides fight good in melee.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)10:07 No.18738403
    >>18738372
    She is Karen Araragi from Nisemonogatari. Part of the Araragi Fire Sisters (TWINS THEY WERE)

    If I remember correctly, that ep she was stricken with a pseudo-magical firebee fever through hypnosis, so she was feeling down and sick. Yet she managed not only go toe-to-toe with a half-vampire, but at the same time cause massive collateral damage.

    She's also famous for the /a/'s Great Toothbrush Fetish Incursion.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:07 No.18738406
    >>18738384
    No can do.
    She's currently engaged in a dogfight.

    We're on our own for this. No support.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:08 No.18738417
    >>18738369
    >>18738393

    never heard of her... or the anime either

    also, damnit guys why so riled up? we never back down on a fight, who ever the opponent maybe.

    WE ARE SEYAN, WE GROW STRONGER EVERY TIME WE LOOSE
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:09 No.18738422
    >>18738369
    >Metagaming
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:12 No.18738445
    >>18738403

    >toothbrush fetish

    goodthing i have Kurou on the 4chan ad, i was this close to watching that scene.

    thank you kurou!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)10:12 No.18738450
    >>18738422
    Oh right, fuck my bad. Ignore my ramblings then. We'll find out sooner or later.

    I got some gifs, though maybe nsfw since its the toothbrush scene.

    Should I post?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:13 No.18738457
    >>18738403

    >Toothbrush Fetish

    oh yeah i think i have seen her before /a/ banned me

    note to self: friendzone her like amazoness
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)10:13 No.18738458
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    >guns
    You take out your pistols and try to shoot the orb over her head.
    She avoids the shots easily and rips up an airconditioning unit.
    She throws it at you.
    You narrowly dodge it but she used that opportunity to get in close.
    She lands a punch on you.

    **ROLLEM**
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:14 No.18738459
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>18738458
    Shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:14 No.18738461
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18738458

    >what!

    oh god no!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:14 No.18738462
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>18738458
    I TOLD YOU GUYS
    I TOLD YOU TO DRAGO UP
    NOW WE'RE FUCKED
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:14 No.18738464
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>18738458
    Roll for lack of dying.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:15 No.18738466
    >>18738450
    How on earth can a toothbrushing scene be nsfw?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:15 No.18738467
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18738458
    Shit, we should have applied Rebounder to our clothes like in our combat sim against Mike.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:16 No.18738469
    >>18738461

    >everything went better than expected.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:16 No.18738471
    >>18738466
    Trust me. It'll give you a fetish you didn't think you had. Brushing someone else's teeth never seemed so... Weird, to say the least.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:17 No.18738473
    >>18738450
    >>18738466
    Hehehe
    Do it ADF. If the fucking pony threads are anything to go by, mods are all asleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:18 No.18738476
    >>18738471
    Shit. Now I'm getting curious. Mind posting a link or gif or whatever?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)10:21 No.18738495
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    >>18738458
    ahaha, that would be awesome if it wasnt gonna fuck us bad.

    >>18738466
    Ill take that as yes then.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)10:22 No.18738502
    Link to the strangest and oddly interesting anime scene I've ever seen:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIHMr-6aI7g
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)10:22 No.18738503
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    >>18738461
    The impact sends you flying off the roof.
    Luckily you are able to roll with the punch to avoid most of the force in it, but you lost your guns.
    You land clumsily on the street and she jumps down after you.

    "I was waiting for Niichan and Tsukihi to get here but I guess I can play with you for a bit." She says as she once again takes up her martial arts stance.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]swords
    [ ]potions
    [ ]other
    >>18738466
    here. watch it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIHMr-6aI7g
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:23 No.18738505
    >>18738495
    Looks like that one got cut off. Maybe you should upload to /gif/ or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:25 No.18738515
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    >>18738503
    >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIHMr-6aI7g
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:26 No.18738521
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    >>18738503
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)10:26 No.18738523
    >>18738503
    Welp, looks like everybody's busy watching.
    other

    Do we have timestop? That would be effective against her.

    >now that I think if it. Araragi is a pretty swaggy guy
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:27 No.18738529
    >>18738503
    "Play with me? Well, I'll make sure not to disappoint." Swig of Drago, walk towards her calmly. On the first sign of an attack, meet the punch or kick with one of our own.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:28 No.18738532
    >>18738503
    [x]Potions

    Rebounder on our clothes.
    Dose of Drago.
    Cover our fists in a layer of Rebounder, then a layer of Molotov for Explosion Punches.
    Coat a knife in Slider (so she can't catch it with her hands or something equally stupid), and another tray in Rebounder.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:28 No.18738537
    >>18738503
    Timestop evasion and knives, supported by a swig of drago.

    Only using timestop for evasion because otherwise it's an I Win button of the most bullshit kind.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:29 No.18738539
    >>18738529
    That video... weird boners everywhere. But I must focus on the fight at hand.

    I like this idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:30 No.18738547
    >>18738503
    [X]potions

    Drago, and some CQC with Karen. We've fought with a Gorilla, we have some experience.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:33 No.18738560
    Coat ourselves in Rebounder and then Activate Bunny mode.

    She is strong and fast so we will probably only have time to use one potion at best.

    This means that we will have to rely on the rebouder to take most of the oomph out of her punches and use our speed to counter at hers.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:37 No.18738580
    >>18738547
    Using ONLY Drago isn't enough; we also need Rebounder on our clothes.
    A single hit from her is going to be enough to take us out.

    Also, don't forget that the bubbles are the real target, not the other person.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:39 No.18738597
    Okay well I have like 3 new fetishes now, so I think it's a good time to call it a night.
    Don't forget to tell Mike what we heard from Trude about Perrine.
    Suggest we use the bet to get her to spend a week as Head Maid at the Resort; reveal at the end of the first day that if she doesn't act like a proper maid ie not a total bitch, then that day doesn't count towards her week.
    And then arrange to get back at the twins at the end for their abuse of the arrangement.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:43 No.18738614
    we could use the bet to get Perrinne to interact with the other students more.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)10:45 No.18738639
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    You quickly stop time before she attacks you again.
    Taking your wineskin and flask out, you drink some Drago and coat you clothes in Rebounder.
    You also throw puddles of your remaining molotov on the ground all around you.

    You unfreeze time and she attacks you.
    You catch her punch with you hand.
    Surprised by this, she spins around and throws a vicious heelkick at your chest.
    This of course bounces off harmlessly and sends her spinning away.
    You now go on the attack

    **ROLLEM**
    First roll only
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:47 No.18738647
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18738639
    I'm sorry for failing us all
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:47 No.18738650
    rolled 73 = 73

    We are going to lose, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:47 No.18738653
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18738639
    This is going to end badly for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:49 No.18738667
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>18738653
    >>18738650
    >>18738647
    Lol tg dice you so trolly
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:49 No.18738671
    >>18738647
    Dammit. We should have waited for reinforcements from our familiars.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)10:50 No.18738674
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>18738667
    Indeed they are
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:52 No.18738686
    >>18738647
    >I'mgladitsover.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:54 No.18738694
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    >>18738647
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:55 No.18738699
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>18738686
    It just means we attack very badly
    Put ourselves into a bad situation but not out yet probably
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)10:55 No.18738704
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    >>18738647
    You push her back with strong punches she manages to block of deflect with some difficulty.
    "This is just like fighting Niichan." She grins.
    She throws another punch that you block with a rebounder coated sleeve. She spins around, but she uses that momentum for a fierce back-hand aimed at your face.
    Too fast to block with your hands and too close to duck under, you try and counter it by headbutting her fist.

    You see stars.
    Dazed, you are unable to notice the girl and the guy running towards you.
    "Tsukihi, NOW!" Your opponent yells.

    You are engulfed in fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:56 No.18738708
    >>18738704
    Get into melee
    >advice hayate
    Headbutt them in the fist
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    >>18738704
    >You are engulfed in fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:58 No.18738723
    >>18738704
    Okay enough of this. Timestop, ZA WARUDO

    Its 3 to 1 and all three are excellent CQC with decent fire support.

    time to go all out
    > I TOLD you about them Arararararagi's anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:59 No.18738730
    >>18738704

    PTSD that time when we were trapped in a burning building

    >or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:59 No.18738734
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    >You are engulfed in fire.
    Oh my. I guess we should stop playing around.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)10:59 No.18738735
    >>18738704
    God-fucking-dammit, did we just get knocked out?

    Do we still have time? Timestop, Walls of Havana, Invisibility to get out and regroup with our familiars?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:00 No.18738739
    >>18738704
    Bah, we aren't losing to new recruits without at least taking them out with us.

    Timestop, knives everywhere.

    EVERYWHERE.

    Remember, ninjas can't grab you if you are on fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:00 No.18738746
    >>18738735

    healing potion reset button, regroup with farmiliars and do team battle?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:01 No.18738750
    >>18738730
    >trapped in burning building
    >not that time when we worked as fire dummy at a fire-drill demonstration.

    We just had a PTSD event, though.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)11:01 No.18738752
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    The flames evaporate the rebounder on your suit, luckily your orb is unharmed.
    You jump out of the fire to see Mike running up to you.
    "Hayate, you met Karen huh?"
    "Indeed Mike. My head is still ringing."
    "Well, looks like we have all three of the Araragis here." he tells you as he changes his cane into a zweihander. "Let's give them a weapons demonstration."
    "Sure Mike." You take out a pair of swords.

    You face off against the three Araragi siblings.
    The male and Karen are in fighting stances, the one in the kimono has fire in her hands.

    ATTACK WHO?
    [ ]guy
    [ ]Karen
    [ ]Kimono
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:03 No.18738765
    >>18738752
    Kimono
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:03 No.18738766
    >>18738752
    Take out Kimono.
    We need to take out that fire-user; Mike can keep the other two melee specialists busy for a bit.

    Mentillate to Lo:
    'Lo! I'm in trouble! Please come help!'
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:03 No.18738767
    >>18738752

    go after kimono

    we have no idea what the guy can do and we can conjure up something fire resistant, right?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/16/12(Mon)11:04 No.18738770
    Kimono or Karen
    We need to take out their nuke and fire support. Then we focus on guy.

    Idea: If we put a fork in front of tea laser, will it break into 3 streams?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:05 No.18738774
    >>18738767
    >we can conjure up something fire resistant, right?
    Like what?
    We don't have any potions that confer fire resistance.

    Best we could do, maybe, is teacup her and fire Molotov paintballs into the cup.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:06 No.18738788
    >>18738774
    >no potions with fire resistance

    ...we should have that. That seems rather useful.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:08 No.18738792
    >>18738752
    Kimono.

    Mentillate to Lo, "Lo! Big trouble!"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:08 No.18738793
    >>18738788
    Come up with a recipe and an appropriate memory to use, then. We can't be depending on Ryuu to dispense potion formulae to us all the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:11 No.18738818
    >>18738774
    That is probably something to look into

    Either a spicy as fuck mix of chilli vodka and menthol lit with a match or something as cool as a winter gale
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:17 No.18738853
    >>18738774
    Ingredients: Yoghurt, Jalapenos and Rum.

    Memory: A night on a park bench, huddled up in our threadbare shirt in winter. We tried to fall asleep to take our mind off of the soul-crushing cold. Even when we were taken to the hospital by a concerned person walking by, we couldn't get warm for a week.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:17 No.18738854
    >>18738818
    Mint, milk (milk soothes spice), reduced to a cream, chilled, then stirred into shaved ice.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:18 No.18738858
    >>18738853
    Those ingredients sound like a fire-breathing potion, not a fire-resistance potion. Both are good ideas.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:21 No.18738877
    >>18738858
    Well there are two options for fire resistance

    Either balance it with coolness or just be hotter than the fire

    Either one will work it just depends on how you want to do it
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:22 No.18738882
    >>18738858
    Yoghurt neutralizes spice, Jalapenos are in there so that the yoghurt can neutralize it, and Rum is to avoid the mixture from freezing us
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)11:22 No.18738883
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    You go after the girl Karen called Tsukihi.
    'Mike can you keep the two occupied while I go after fire hands?'
    'Sure. take out that support and we can take the other two down easier.' he tells you.
    Mike rushes forwards to get the attention of the two Melee users as you run around them towards the flame weilding girl.

    She shoots some fireballs at you, but you easily avoid them.

    "Stay awaaay!" she says as she keeps trying to burn you.
    You get in range and thrust a sword out towards her orb.
    *rollem*
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:23 No.18738887
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18738883
    instagib
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:24 No.18738892
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>18738883
    I can't think of anything witty to say.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:24 No.18738894
    rolled 14 = 14

    Here comes the /tg/ dice
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:26 No.18738905
    >>18738887
    You could say that *glasses* we're on fire.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)11:32 No.18738942
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    >>18738887
    She manages to graze you with some fire, but the only damage it does is singe your coattails.
    The sword plunges through her orb and takes her out.

    Instantly the guy is on you.
    "NO ONE ATTACKS MY CUTE LITTLE SISTER!"
    He picks you up by the neck and throws you at Mike.
    You hit him with enough force to knock the wind out of both of you.
    You try and recover before the two pop your balloons and take you out.
    'Hi guys!' Erica mentillates from above you. 'Need back up?'
    'My Angel!' you call out to her.

    **ROLLEM**
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:33 No.18738947
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18738942
    instacheese
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:34 No.18738957
    >>18738942
    Mein Engel to the rescue
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:35 No.18738962
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>18738942
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:35 No.18738963
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18738942
    Let's see how your vampiric regen deals with hot lead!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:35 No.18738965
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18738957
    How the fuck that word filtered itself to dicereudce+1d100 I will never know
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:35 No.18738966
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    >>18738962
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:36 No.18738971
    >>18738962
    I think she's got this
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)11:43 No.18739011
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    >>18738963
    >>18738962
    >>18738947
    "Bwahahahaha! Say hello to Sasha!" Erica laughs maniacally as she dives down with her gun blazing.
    *BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
    Her gun barks anger and destruction towards you.
    Bullets the size of you thumb pummel the ground and asphalt into submission.
    You see the guy take multiple hits. One of them popping his orb.

    Erica swings her gun towards the other one about to attack you and Mike.
    *BRRRRRRRRRTT*
    Like a Michael Bay on cocaine, her gun destroys everything in it's way.
    Bullets rain down around and on you.
    The last thing you see is Karen getting blasted with a hail of projectiles.

    A moment later, You, Mike and the two Araragis get deposited back in the gym
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:44 No.18739020
    Dammit Erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:45 No.18739027
    >>18739011
    She needs to get kicked for team killing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:45 No.18739031
    >>18739011

    We need to get her some Macross missile pods to make her ordnance spam complete.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:46 No.18739032
    >>18739011
    'When this is over, we're having a talk about friendly fire.'
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:46 No.18739034
    >>18738947
    >>18738963
    Thanks guys, you got us knocked out.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:46 No.18739035
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18739032
    THIS.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:47 No.18739043
    >>18739011

    ...I'm starting to think that gun has a drug-like effect on her.

    Like, holding it causes her to act like she's snorted a mix of LSD, speed and cocaine.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:47 No.18739045
    >>18739011
    'Erica, you do realize you'll be paying for this tonight.'

    Muahaha.

    Now, let's talk to Perrine, perhaps mentioning the bet.
    >> MSQ: The Other Side Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)11:50 No.18739066
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    It's Monday.
    Your first day in Advanced classes.
    You spent the night squirming in bed trying to get that kiss out of your head.
    "imaguyimaguyimaguyimaguyimaguyimaguy" You repeated this mantra throughout the night.

    In your new recliner, you look to your left to see Keima stoically staring into nothing.

    [ ]mentillate him
    [ ]do nothing
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:51 No.18739076
    >>18739066
    Mentilate him. Whatever could go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:52 No.18739083
    >>18739066
    Ending already?
    [S] Mentillate
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:52 No.18739088
    >>18739066
    >HELL NO
    We are a river in Egypt.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:54 No.18739105
    >>18739066
    Mentilate him
    Just pop in and say
    "hey Keima what are you thinking about there?"

    Also we need two new melee trainers in advanced classes

    Gene from god hand and Travis touchdown from no more heroes

    They spar constantly and are generally overexcitable but when they get serious they work well and wreck everything in the surrounding area

    They had to start training in clean up fields because their collateral damage deductions ended up being more than their weekly pay
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:55 No.18739107
    >>18739066
    [X]mentillate him
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:55 No.18739108
    >>18739066
    Bark at dat bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:55 No.18739114
    tbh I'm surprised we haven't seen anyone from Naruto or Bleach.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:55 No.18739119
    >>18739066
    [X] Mentillate him.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:56 No.18739126
    >>18739114
    Both of those shows are cancer, so of course we haven't.

    You should feel bad for even suggesting it.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:56 No.18739128
    >>18739114
    If they turn up it is because we are out SUE hunting

    I would however allow kyoraku to turn up as a drinking partner for Mio and Orihime to be a nurse occasionally
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)11:58 No.18739141
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    You Mentilalte him.
    'Hi... so uhhh New seats huh. Cool.'
    'She'saguyShe'saguyShe'saguyShe'saguyShe'saguy' you hear him say.
    'uhhhh... Keima?'
    'GAAAAAAH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!'
    The connection is dropped.
    -----------------------------------------------
    That evening, Mike heads to your room to tell you about the exercises he wants you to take part in as assistant instructors.
    You and the girls gladly accept.

    >You do not have a swag palace yet in this timeline.
    >You didnt go into town after the Saturday excercises.
    >you didnt find Gulliver's
    >Also Perrinne hasnt confessed to you yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)11:58 No.18739142
    >>18739066
    Do nothing and we make out with our girlfriends at lunch.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:00 No.18739155
    >>18739141
    Well we had planned on going to gullivers and finding a swag palace, getting a different set of genitals shouldn't derail that plan
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:06 No.18739189
    >>18739155
    True, we just haven't gotten around to it yet because we're busy affirming our masculinity by making out with our girlfriends.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)12:06 No.18739190
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    Tuesday morning.
    You arrive at the gym and make a big entrance with Ted chasing you in his full size.
    Students scatter as Mike laughs his furry ass off.
    After that, he introduces you to the class.
    As he says your name, multiple reactions are heard from the group opposite you.

    "NIICHAN?!" The twins say
    "Hayate? Is that you?" Miki asks.
    "What?!" Perrinne could only stare.
    "..." Yuki gives you a weird look.
    --------------------------------------------
    The fight starts, you take out a girl with large robotic hands and a crossdressing guy with a chainsaw.
    You chased the twins off as well.

    Perrinne lands on the roof, her strikers dematerializing as she does so.
    "W-what happened to you?" she asks as she looks you over.

    WAT SAY?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)12:06 No.18739193
    >>18739155
    Just means it hasn't happened yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:07 No.18739208
    >>18739190
    "Potion mishap. I'm somewhat surprised Mio hasn't gotten drunk and gossiped about it to everyone she can."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)12:08 No.18739212
    >>18739190
    "I was experimenting with some alchemy Saturday, and… there was an accident. Ryuu says even he isn't sure when I'll change back."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:09 No.18739223
    >>18739190
    I had an accident while I was making potions, for it now I am stuck this way
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:11 No.18739231
    >>18739190
    >>18739190
    "This is the result of my experiments with majaik potions. I am working with the alchemy professor to study this effect."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:13 No.18739262
    >>18739190
    The universe decided I was attracting too many women, so it turned me into a chick to try to slow me down. I don't intend to let this stop me.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)12:15 No.18739276
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    "This is the result of my experiments with majaik potions. I am working with the alchemy professor to study this effect." you tell her calmly.
    "I see... And how long will you be a girl?" She asks
    "Indefinitely."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:17 No.18739287
    >>18739276
    Shit... That's a bit morbid. I hope Perrine's okay with it. I've grown to like her.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)12:18 No.18739303
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    NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
    ceux qui haïssent la haine va

    New thread at 2200 4chan time
    >movement on the Perrine side of things?
    >froggy finally takes a leap?

    >off to bed, need to report in early at work
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:20 No.18739320
    >>18739303
    >ceux qui haïssent la haine va

    Translation (via Google Translate): Haters gonna Hate.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:21 No.18739326
    >>18739303
    >>froggy finally takes a leap?
    The froggy jumps
    And gets run over by a car
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:23 No.18739348
    >>18739303
    G'night LG. May you dream up more paranoia inducing situations

    For that guy talking about Narutu:
    >Alarms go off throughout the Bureau. The PA system announces the situation. "SUBJECT NRT#021 HAS ESCAPED HIS HOLDING CELL. LOCKDOWN!" #msq
    >As you try and take in the situation in the hallway leading to Ryuu's bar, a blonde kid dressed in an orange jumpsuit runs past you. #msq
    >"GET HIM!" The Commander shouts out from the end of the hallway as he points his weapon towards the fleeing figure. "Hey you! Help us." #msq
    >Your group corners the kid in an empty laboratory "Youll never take me back there!" he says defiantly"I saw what you did to the others!"#msq

    Also, Perrinne talking to Hina while we were still in the fight:
    >"Can we talk?" Perrinne asks Hina as the latter sits down to watch the rest of the exercise. "Sure. Want to go behind the gym?" "yeah." #msq
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)12:26 No.18739366
    >>18739326
    Hey. Hey, you. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:27 No.18739381
    >>18739366
    A car called Erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:31 No.18739409
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    We had plans of playing music to that snowberry bush right?
    What songs are we going to play for it?

    Also, seconding that suggestion to get a piano for the house, maybe we could convert one of the bedrooms into a music room?
    Finally, What if we got a galleon and put it up inside the water in the bottle?
    Sure we wont have much to sail around in, but still, a galleon would be fun as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:31 No.18739411
    >>18739155
    Yes, TOSHayate still has that planned, eventually. But it's probably been pushed off for the far more immediate problem of his gender.

    This shows what could have happened, and how we don't have a lot of the neat stuff that we got in our main timeline.
    No Wineskin of Holding.
    No Snowberry Bush.
    No Snowberry Sample.
    No clue as to Age Candy.
    No Illya-Shirou.
    No conversation with Trude to find out how to approach Perrine.
    No Lullaby.
    No meeting with Dr. Jones and having him research the Dagger of Time.
    No increased relationship status with Yuki.

    This is what could have happened, and the kinds of differences and less options we will have if we choose poorly.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:32 No.18739415
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    >>18739326
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:35 No.18739438
    Thank the Emperor I caught the thread, though it's over.

    Most pressing issue: What do we make Perrine dress up as? I want french nobility (male) or the return of Erica's dress.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:38 No.18739463
    >>18739438
    We didn't specify 'dress-up' as the punishment.
    I say we have her throw a party for her classmates.
    We'll assist her of course.
    She can get closer to her classmates that way and fulfill the requirements of the bet.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:39 No.18739468
    >>18739438
    >French Maid
    Duh?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:39 No.18739471
    >>18739438
    We could do Keima's clothes, if we want a quick laugh concerning the two.

    The frilly dress we've already used before, but it might be funny.

    We could also make her eat natto.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:39 No.18739472
    >>18739463
    I was just about to suggest this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)12:40 No.18739479
    >>18739411
    >No Illya-Shirou.
    Not that we know of, at least.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:41 No.18739487
    >>18739463
    I think that's a terrible idea.
    It goes against her personality and character, she'll absolutely hate the idea, and that will translate to nothing but awkward interactions with her classmates.
    Rather than helping her, it'll just make everything worse.

    And she absolutely hates people meddling in her interpersonal relationships like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:41 No.18739489
    >>18739463
    Hmm... I like it, would she catch on that were making her socialize?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:43 No.18739502
    >>18739487
    How about we force her to come to our house warming party?
    Then try to set her up with friends.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:44 No.18739508
    >>18739487
    what do you suggest then?
    Something to embarrass her would also drive her into her shell further, and asking her out on a date would lead to the girls wailing on us with metal rods.

    Oh wait. I HAVE IT.
    Her punishment shall be: ATTENDING OUR HOUSEWARMING PARTY.
    >We also invite her class.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)12:44 No.18739514
    >>18739471
    Perrine as Keima's already happened, when we went to town with her, Yuki, and Hina. Piccolo even dyed her hair temporarily to match.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:45 No.18739522
    >>18739479
    Without us being in the Park with Perrine, we wouldn't have met Shirou. We wouldn't have then pointed him towards the mountains.
    Since we didn't go on the training trip with Sousuke, we didn't meet Shirou in the mountain, we didn't turn over his pot of mushroom stew, and he therefore wouldn't have found the snowberry bush.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)12:46 No.18739529
    >>18739508
    A fine plan!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)12:48 No.18739543
    >>18739522
    Fuck. I'mma hold out hope that it happened, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:49 No.18739550
    >>18739502
    >>18739508
    Making her attend would be the best option then.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:49 No.18739557
    >>18739502
    >>18739508
    Too many people. Invite her to a tea party with a hand-selected group.
    The Rozen Sisters, Lily, Hina, and a few of the people from the Beginner Class.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:56 No.18739613
    >>18739557
    >too many people
    Bitch. Are you some kind of betafag?
    We own a fucking resort in a bottle that has its own beach and sea.
    WE CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY GUESTS

    >all dem girls in swimsuits.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)12:58 No.18739641
    >>18739613
    >6/10
    Almost got me to rage
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)13:03 No.18739686
    >>18739613
    I think he meant too many people to press upon Perrine. Which does make some sense. So the tea party is also good.

    "Keima, what are you doing here?"
    "I- I don't know!"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:04 No.18739691
    >>18739613
    You dumb shit, it's not about whether it's too many people for the house to handle, it's about too many people for Perrine to be able to effectively interact with.

    Afternoon tea creates a more intimate environment in a setting that Perrine is comfortable in.
    The housewarming party throws her into an unfamiliar situation surrounded by people she barely knows.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:09 No.18739738
    >>18739686
    If we go with the tea party plan, we should talk with the girls beforehand, especially Erica and Ursula.
    Tell them that we've been asked by Mike to try to find a way to get Perrine to make friends at the Bureau, and we talked with Trude about it.
    The tea party is the least invasive of any of the attempts to get Perrine to interact civilly with other people, and so has the highest chance of success with the lowest chance of her blowing up at us for meddling in her life.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)13:11 No.18739754
    >>18739691
    Chill, bro. There's no need to bring out the anger.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:11 No.18739755
    >>18739613
    While he did put it more Kraus like than I would of he is right

    We own what is basically a 5 star resort with it's own small island, we will invite the basic class and our class and any other friends we have for our house warming party

    Also beach episodes need as much fan service as possible just so we can get it out of the way for a while
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:15 No.18739792
    >>18739738
    This is a good idea for our bet

    We can still invite her to the housewarming party anyway, she won't have to interact with everyone but it will be a good way to get her to see the other students as people instead of just background
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:19 No.18739828
    >>18739755
    As stated before, the 'too many people' doesn't refer to how many people can be hosted, it's about how many people Perrine can effectively interact with and actually create meaningful friendships with.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)13:26 No.18739889
    >>18739755
    It's not a matter of if there would be space, it's a matter of Perrine being comfortable enough to be social, which is why the tea party would be a better idea.

    >>18739792
    For certain.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:27 No.18739906
    >>18739738
    >we should talk with the girls beforehand, especially Erica and Ursula.
    If they disagree we could point the obvious out: If she cannot work with anyone else in the bureau, then she'll ALWAYS be paired with us, leading to mission after mission, over long periods of time, of it being just us and Perrine.

    Also we could throw a large party, and off in a smaller room invite Perrine and an assortment for a smaller tea party.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:36 No.18739981
    >>18739906
    I think it would be better if they were held on separate days.
    Less chance of things going wrong, and we can devote our full attention to just one, instead of trying to spread our attention between two separate parties with wildly divergent needs.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:44 No.18740064
    >>18739981
    Yeah no double party booking

    She did well enough at our first housewarming party even though she pretty much sat there avoiding most people

    We can invite her for the tea party one day during the week then invite her to our housewarming party that Sunday
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:47 No.18740086
    >>18740064
    >She did well enough at our first housewarming party even though she pretty much sat there avoiding most people
    This is what I'm talking about. Have too many people there, and Perrine will just shut herself away.
    Lily, the Rozen Sisters and Hina are people that Perrine has already spoken with (Hina), or who are similar to her enough that she might be able to consider them as friends.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:50 No.18740113
    >>18740086
    Add keima.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)13:55 No.18740163
    >>18740113
    Lily, Rozen Sisters, and Hina already makes 5 guests besides Perrine.

    We should get maybe one or two more from her class, but that should be it.
    We don't want to bring too many people.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)14:00 No.18740224
    Goddamn shitty cell reception ate my post.

    We do the tea sub-party Sunday, when Perrine is looking uncomfortable. We personally invite her, and mentally invite the others, to a more remote spot, and do an introductory tea session, so they can get to know each other some.
    >>18740113
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)14:04 No.18740245
    >>18740224
    And since I forgot to do something with that quote:

    Keima will just show up, not sure why he's there.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)14:10 No.18740305
    On a mostly different note, we should take Nanoha on another date before she leaves for field training.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)14:16 No.18740351
    >>18740305
    Indeed, we dont know how long she'll be away for, but we need to ensure she has a good memory to go out on.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)14:18 No.18740374
    >>18739303
    Would be better as, "ceux qui haïssent va haïr."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)14:27 No.18740456
    >>18740305
    Anything in particular we should do with her?
    We did the 'normal date' with her.
    Maybe a 'fancy date' this time?
    Or a 'fun date', see if there's an amusement park and grab dinner at Wagneria?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)14:39 No.18740608
    >>18740456
    Fancy date, but end in the gym, simulate a town and blow it sky high.
    No doubt Mike or someone will give us a hand with that.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)14:45 No.18740675
    >>18740608
    I don't think Nahona would appreciate destroying a town.

    We could use it to simulate a supernova though. Tremendous explosion with all manner of pretty colors.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)14:54 No.18740756
    >>18740608
    >fancy date
    Luna, Nemo's, Galaxy Express?
    Or a new one?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)15:09 No.18740906
    >>18740675
    Hmm I like it, but where would we go from there? Like in the future, how could we top a supernova?
    >>18740756
    Somewhere new, somewhere just for her.

    Or maybe see if Galaxy Express is going by a supernova, two birds with one stone.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)15:17 No.18740984
    >>18740086
    Thats why we have the tea party and then invite her to the housewarming

    She doesn't even have to turn up but we make sure she knows she is welcome and that there will be the people like Lily, the dolls, Hina and Yuki who she seemed to get along with there

    We don't need her to start acting like us but if she makes a few friends, then gets into situations where those friends will introduce her to new people it will help
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)15:21 No.18741028
    >>18740906
    Well I was thinking we could do two things before she leaves

    Special night for just the two of us and a group night with her, her friends and the girls.

    We never did go to that cosplay cafe so that could be the group date and the single date I think the galactic express would be nice, or we could try and take her to the restaurant at the end of the universe
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)15:26 No.18741079
    >>18741028
    Sounds like a plan.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)15:28 No.18741113
    >>18741028
    >restaurant at the end of the universe
    Perfect. Though that might be too big a boom.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)15:31 No.18741141
    >>18741028
    We'll need to make reservations.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)15:37 No.18741208
    >>18741113
    Never too big a boom for Nanoha

    It might make her spontaneously start humping us at the table though

    I will admit the main reason I want to go do the Dende's cosplay cafe is just for something stupidly lighthearted and anime style

    As much as I enjoy how this has turned out I miss the feel of the early threads where that was pretty much all we did
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)15:38 No.18741218
    >>18741113
    Btw Udz, we got your suggestion done. It turned out awesome thanks for coming up with it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)15:46 No.18741299
    >>18741218
    I saw, that was pretty sweet.

    >>18741208
    Right, right, but if people are concerned for topping a supernova, how the hell would we top the end of the universe? The start of one?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)15:48 No.18741316
    >>18740984
    >Lilly
    >quiet, calm, enjoys tea, demure and a "proper" lady

    I think we found the perfect friend for Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)16:00 No.18741414
    >>18741299
    Who says we have to keep topping it every time we take our girls out?

    If we send her off with the greatest memories ever then she won't be as sad while she is gone and she will be happier to get back to us

    Anyway if she wants we can take her there again. Pretty sure she could watch the end of the universe happen over and over again like a kid with their favorite movie

    We really should find out if she has figured out the BOOOOOOM we put into her locket... I dare say she hasn't or we would of heard her repeating it over and over
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)16:03 No.18741443
    >>18741414
    We must always go bigger, and better.

    Or at least better. Maybe. I dunno. I'm not actually saying we would have to top previous dates.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)16:05 No.18741482
    Well, if we run into trouble topping our previous experience, we could always go ask Slaanesh. I understand s/he's an expert in that field.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)16:06 No.18741492
    >>18741443
    I am. Ours is the drill which pierces the heavens! We must always grow, like a drill.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)16:13 No.18741567
    >>18741443
    >>18741492
    That's just the point
    We will reach a point where we can't top things and we will try but fail miserably

    Better to set the standard and stick to it IMO

    Anyway, not every date with Nanoha will involve massive explosions just like not every date with Erica will involve cross dressing or mountains of potatoes

    If we try to do it then we will just reduce it to one trick characters
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)16:15 No.18741583
    >>18741482
    It is also an expert in raping things until they break

    That's the same as the baba yaga shop. It is not worth the price



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