>>18746346
I for one welcome our new pantless german overloard.

First in the name of LOVE!

We should probably walk over and talk Ayuma. We said we'd chat with him after the fight.

because of german.

Gonna want to have mike do his spiel with the cadets. Also, pester kraus on the match. I wonder how much of our magickal reserves we used for that. (And totally not about the bunny mode part)

>>18746415
I agree, we must begin teaching him ASAP, and resist the urge to complement him on his nice legs.

"Goddammit Erica. Learn to control your fire!" Mike fumes as he finds a seat to continue observing the last remaining minutes of the exercise.
"Gah. I knew that gun was bad news." You say.
"ANIKI!!!" your new disciple, Ayumu, runs down the bleachers. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, yeah. Im cool. Simulations never leave any damage." You tell him.
"You were awesome with that violin, and the explosions." He says with his eyes glittering.
"Thanks. Just a little something I picked up long ago."
"Want a drink Aniki? I'll get you a drink."
He runs off before you could say that you can generate the drinks on your own.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 96 = 96

I say we spend the rest of the time trying to distract Erica to get her back.

>>18746470
Distract Erica. Its the least we can do. Alternatively seek out Perrine/idols. They would more then likely want to talk to us.

>>18746470
watch the match, wait for Ayumu to return.

And yeah, we are really going to have to take him under our wing, if only so he doesn't turn into the next Shirou, cockblocking us out of ignorance and over-eagerness.

>>18746470
Talk to Araragi, mist pronounce his name, tell him we bit our tongue?

That or doge the idols. We dont need to die yet.

>>18746470
Looks like she took a level in a prestige class.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Team-Killing_F*cktard_(3.5e_Prestige_Class)

>>18746473
>>18746501
Don't distract Erica, you fucktards.
That's not going to help her or the new recruits at all.

>>18746470
See if Hina and Perrine are around.
If not, observe the rest of the fight. See who else is in the class and who might be a good candidate for the tea party for Perrine.

We could also probably spawn up a table full of tons of treats and goodies as a reward to the trainees

>>18746501
>>18746560
Yeah, we kind of promised to find the Hound, didn't we?

>>18746470
Set up a table full of food and summon a picnic out of thin air to welcome the new trainees. They did good out there.

Also we have a disciple now, we can teach him the true form of crossdressing and to not be ashamed of it.

>>18746607
We didn't promise to find her, we said we would look out for her.

I would say to go ahead and summon up food for everyone. At least a small buffet. Barring that our majicka doesnt go kaput on us after a battle again.

>>18746615
Keep it light refreshments, not a full meal.
Though have a plate of fries ready for Erica when she finishes the exercise.

>>18746645
seconded

>>18746615
I love it!

You look around for Hina or Perrine but don't see them anywhere.
Up on the bleachers, Ted in his little form is getting the attention of a bunch of the recruits.

'Mike. Mind If I whip up some snacks?' You ask him.
'Huh? Uh sure. Sure, go on right ahead.'
YOu walk up to the base of the bleachers and take Kraus out.
"Kraus, how about some finger food and snacks for the recruits here?"
"SURE THING NEEDLE DICK. WE'LL FEED THEM SO WELL THEIR PANTIES WILL JUST SLIDE OFF."
In a moment he materializes tables filled with various snacks and drinks, perfect for viewing the exercise with.
"Guys." You say towards the bleachers. "How about some snacks on me?"
Some of the girls look apprehensive, but some head down to the table you had set up.
First and foremost was Luchinni.
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" She says happily as she runs/flies down the bleachers.

------------------------------
A few moments later and much of the class has gotten a snack.
Ayumu arrives with two cans of juice.
"Aniki, here are the drin-" He sees the table spread out nearby. "What?"

>New aquarion evol Opening
>Why is it that the first OP is always better?

>>18746615
Good plan

Also we should invite the trainees to our housewarming as a present / way to get to know everyone

>>18746789
Explain and thank him

>>18746789
Sensei is already three steps ahead. Would you like to join the others? If not I can show you how to do stuff like this.

>>18746789
Take the can of juice.
"Thanks, Ayumu. I was getting thirsty.
"Ah, as for this, it's power of my power set from Kraus, my Device. That ability to materialize almost any food or drink I have experience with.
"Now, let's talk about your dress."

>>18746789
"Lesson #1: I always provide the refreshments."

>>18746789
I'm a magaikal crossdressing butler, lunch is to be expected.

Come now my protege, let me teach you the sacred art of crossdressing and swag, it will serve you well.

>>18746854
>I have experience with
Actually, it's any food or drink, period. I'm not sure if it's because Kraus has all that experience or if it's just majaik, but that's how it is.

>>18746855
Totes.

Who archived this session? Because both archived Part 83's are wrong.

>MSQ
>Got to leave for classes
>Be home in 12hours.

Thank the dice gods for the archives.

>>18746953
>He uses sup/tg/
>Laughingharem.jpg

Just search using the foolz archive.

>>18746992
The suptg archive is usually better for keeping track of all sessions and is more commonly used.

>>18747024
There is always the /tg/ catalog.

Even better organized then foolz....

>>18747046
>then
You mean 'than,' and unless I'm mistaken, the catalog doesn't keep an archive of threads. Also, I'm not the guy you were talking to.

>>18746854
This is a good idea

>>18746896
>Actually, it's any food or drink, period.
I went back and checked.
What we can materialize depends on Kraus' database of culinary dishes.
So it's not what we have experience with, but neither is it any and all foods and drinks, either.

>>18747167
>Kraus' database of culinary dishes
Sounds like any and all foods and drinks to me.

YOu take the can of juice from him.
"Thanks, I was getting thristy. As for this, it's one of the abilities that came with my device. I am a butler afterall, it would be expected for me to serve up a meal or two."
"Wow. So you get to eat for free?"
"More or less yeah. I still have no idea how the majaiked up food nourishes me seeing that I use my own majaik to produce it, but it does."
"DONT QUESTION IT NUMBNUTS. IT JUST DOES." Kraus joins in the conversation.
"Ah yes, let me introduce you to my Device." You activate his teaset form "This is Kraus."
"SUP GIRLY-BOY."
"As you can see, he's uhhh.. Very articulate."
"OF-FUCKING-COURSE I AM YOU DICK LOVING, CUM GUZZLING, BLUE-HAIRED QUEER."
"Hello Mister Kraus, This is my device. Mysteltain-Sensei."
His device talks in the voice of an old man.
"Glad to make your acquaintance."

You take Ayumu aside to watch the rest of the excercises.
----------------------------------
"BWAHAHAHAHA RUN MIYAFUJI, RUN!"
**BRRRRRRRRT**
Erica pursues her panicking prey across the skies.
The only thing saving Miyafuji is her powerful magic shields.
---------------------------
"That girl is scary..." Ayumu says under his breath.
"You should see her at home." You smirk
"You live with her Aniki?"
"Yeah. She's my girlfriend." you sweat drop as you watch her destroy a building with a wild barrage of missiles.
"I... I know that feel." he tells you.

WAT DO NAO?

>>18747187
It's not any and all food and drinks, only what's in the database. The database may be large, but there are still going to be things outside of it.
This is a very clear distinction.

>>18747205
Ask Ayumu what brought him to the Bureau

>>18747205
You get used to it, the rest of the girls tend to keep her more or less in check.

So how'd you get dragged into the bureau, kicking and screaming in a skirt no less? It seems like an interesting story?

Also you don't seem to enjoy the cross-dressing portion, you seem to be troubled that people think you're a pervert. There is a trick to dealing with that, simply be so manly and charming that no matter what you wear people respect you, anyways wearing cute clothes is fun.

>>18747205
Ask Ayumu how he was recruited to the Bureau.
Also, if there's any special significance or power boost from his dress; we get enhanced speed at the cost of defense and our other abilities, for example.

>>18747205
Whip up some traditional cha (that nasty thick japanese green tea) for ourselves and Ayumu while we watch.

>>18747205
Ask him about his home, and such.
See how he got here, and ask about his handler.

Also invite everyone to the party sunday.

>>18747273
Actually, mugicha (made from barley) is more appropriate after physical work. Thick tea is horrible for that.

>>18747283
>Also invite everyone to the party sunday.
We really should clear that with the girls first.
I mean, inviting the Advanced Class is one thing, but aside from the Witches, we don't know anyone from the Basic Class.
The girls might want a bit of a say in this.

>>18747273
The thick tea isn't actually bad

They make it from a lighter green tea so it isn't as bitter

The newer stuff that they just throw in a pots worse

>anbone Mrs
Is captcha telling us to find a milf?

>>18747355
That's not what I was saying. It's just gross after physical exertion, like drinking milk after a long run.

>>18747305
I agree with this.
Cold mugicha for after physical exertion.
Thick tea is for conversation.

This is like serving Earl Grey for afternoon tea.
It simply isn't done.

>>18747340
I don't think they will mind

At our last party which was half house warming half Nanoha's birthday we had heaps of people and they were fine with it

Anyway give the girls two cute boys in dresses to drool over and you could ask them to do anything

>>18747405
Those people were mostly either from our class, Nanoha's, or some extension of those groups though.

>>18747405
It's a matter of principle.
This is their home too, after all.
And the people we invited to Nanoha's birthday were all people that Nanoha knew and was friends with. Also, we didn't invite the entire class for that party either.

"So how were you recruited into the Bureau?" You ask him?
"Well. I was walking home one night when I was attacked by this guy with a horse's head. That's when Haruna , my handler, saved me." he explains.
"I see. And what about the dress? if you dont mind me asking."
"Well, Aniki, Mysteltain isnt exactly my Device, It's Haruna's. But It bonded to me when I had to use it to fight off a monster. Since it was her device at first, and calibrated to her, her armor design, the dress, carried over and was applied to me."
"Ahhhh.. I guess that's when the misunderstandings occured?"
"Yes Aniki..." He begins to sob.

WAT DO>?

>>18747385
Oh yeah it is disgusting after exercise

>>18747385
I.. I drink milk after a long run [ride].
It's good.

>>18747448
Give him a shoulder to cry on and pat him on the shoulder.
"Don't let it get to you.
"You are who you want to be. A man who is comfortable enough in his own masculinity and sexuality to be able to wear a dress and still charm the ladies.
"Once you are firm in that, then you can truly begin to cross-dress. The ultimate form is to not even require a dress, but to cross-dress mentally."

>>18747448
>Haruna
Fuck.

Put an arm over his shoulders.
"Do not worry, young padawan. I too know the pain of misunderstandings. When they happen and everyone is after you, come to me. What's the worst that can happen?"
>Double misunderstanding - entire bureau hunts down Hayate and Ayamu.

>>18747467
Your tears are delicious

>>18747448
Reassure him that it doesn't make him any less manly for wearing a cute dress, it just means he needs to change his outlook and show that he is awesome even while wearing a dress

>>18747448
Well, on the bright side, at least your device doesn't constantly call you a faggot, right?

>>18747448
There is an old saying, it's not what you wear, but how you wear it. You should feel no shame for wearing cute clothes, instead embrace the power they grant you. Should you wear them with confidence and poise, women will fall for you and men will wonder why they're attracted to you. It's all in your head my friend.

If you worry about being manly while wearing a dress simply become manly enough that it shines through no matter what you wear.

>>18747448
If it makes you feel any better, the bureau and the people in it are pretty cool with guys in dresses. They're certainly not going to think you're some freaky pervert, at the least.

Actually, more than a few of the girls here seem to like guys in dresses, so yeah. As long as you don't act like a dick, you'll probably be swimming in girl soon enough.

>>18747503
And that's how the entire bureau became one big swag pile.

>>18747448
When I was first recruited, they mentioned something about swapping out the AI in a device. Maybe you could see if they could reset the Armor settings? Worth a shot?

>>18747499
>>18747503
>>18747516
>>18747527

/tg/ - Social tolerance and understanding.

For once.
>>18747528
>>18747534

>>18747448
watch the fight, mingle with recruits.

>>18747467
Oh yes we must add this to the schedule after never and before butthurt.

You put an arm around him, and give him a reassuring pat as he wipes the tears forming in his eyes.
"Don't worry too much about it. A real man doesnt let clothes get in the way of swag. Also, I know for a fact that some girls like crossdressing guys... Case in point, my girlfriend that leveled half that town just now." You tell him.
"And look at the bright side, at least your device doesn't constantly call you a faggot, right?"
"Y-yeah. Thanks Aniki."
"You are welcome. Now if you would excuse me, I have some things to take care of."
You remember something you need to do.

WHAT IS IT?

>>18747635
Find the idols, congratulate them on a creative use of magic and an interesting fight. Offer them some refreshments.

>>18747635
FIND PERRINE
GET ANSWERS

>>18747635
The bet with Perrine.
HE IS BUTLER, SHE IS MAID
TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT ALIUMS

>>18747635
Congratulate idols and introduce ourselves to Io

Find Perrine and invite her to our house for tea

>>18747635
Talk with people we fought with:

Find the idols, congratulate them on their teamwork and almost getting us.

Find the girl with the big robot arms. Good speed and high strength, see if she can pick up a ranged attack or a good all-around defense.

>"I like him. I don't know how this started, or why. But I do." She says "He has that effect, yes." Hina tells her. "And, I'm also p..." #msq

ERE WE GO

>"I like him. I don't know how this started, or why. But I do." She says "He has that effect, yes." Hina tells her. "And, I'm also p..."

oh shit the cannon's loading.

>>18747635
Shit i dunno
[x] tongue in loli butt?

>>18747730
>>18747741
nope not falling for it. Bring on the childrens, let them rain!

>>18747730
>>18747741
I love that it comes out to EXACTLY 140 characters.

I applaud your trolling, LG.

>>18747741
>Walk in, right as she says "Pregnant."

"Congrats! Who's the father?"

>>18747780
I'd be all for "DAMN YOU TIME-YATE!"

>find the Idols
You look up the bleachers and find the idols sitting together watching the ongoing excercises.
Walking up to them, you are greeted by the twins and Miki.
"Niichan! Sit with us!"
"Honey!"
You sit next to them, and almost automatically, Miki latches onto your arm.
"Honey, Miki thinks that you were so cool with that violin. Also, you were so cute in that dress while singing with us."
"Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you should practice with us more often!" The twins say. "We could be much better as a quintet!"
"..." The fourth Idol makes a show of ignoring you.

WAT DO?

It'll be "p...ositive that I want to get in this.. thing you all have."

And we'll all be SO MAD.

>>18747806
Butler modo to the max. Dapper through her passive aggression and introduce self.

>>18747806
"No, no, it seemed like you four had a teamwork dynamic that I'd be hard-pressed to follow.
"Ah, but we haven't been introduced yet. Hello, I'm Hayate Ayasaki, a pleasure to meet you, Miss...?"

>>18747806
Say they fought well, and they're all great performers, then
FIND PERRINE

>>18747730
>>18747741
we are dead
we are gonna burn hard and die in a flaming fire.hinavis gonna find us, erica will find out and we will die so fucking hard.
especially since we might not be able to even time stop out of it.

>kids don't know 'twas confirmed ages ago that Froggy's preggy
>laughingfroggys.jpeg

>>18747806
I'm going to be rather busy in the future, but I'll try my best to practice with you. Just as a practice companion mind you, I would hate to interfere with your elegant group dynamic and I'm already a butler, no need to toss idol on top of that.

I don't think I ever caught your name, I'm Hayate, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Your performance was a wonder to behold.

>>18747826
Agreed that we can't allow the idols to monopolize our time.
We still need to find Yuki, see how things went with her, then find Hina and find out how she got knocked out.

Polite refusal.

BUUUUUUUT We could offer to do a show or two with them for the students. A talent competition or something.

>Our show finishes, standing ovation, handkerchiefs thrown, Phantom weeping in box 5, etc etc
>next act is hanging themselves out back

>>18748046

>Our show finishes, standing ovation, handkerchiefs thrown, Phantom weeping in box 5, etc etc
>next act is hanging themselves out back
That's why we go on last.

"No, no, it seemed like you four had a teamwork dynamic that I'd be hard-pressed to follow." You tell them
"Awww but you were so good Niichan."
"Okay, well maybe I could spare some time to practice with you."
You then turn to the fourth girl.
"We haven't been introduced yet. Hello, I'm Hayate Ayasaki, a pleasure to meet you, Miss...?"
"Iori. Minase Iori. And yes, the pelasure is all yours."
"Miss Iori, might I be able to interest you in some refreshments?" you ask her.
"No, I've already have had something to drink." She curtly nods at a paper cup on the seat beside her.
"I see. Some other time then?"
"Perhaps." She goes back to watching the excercise.
'So cold. Where Have I seen this before?' you think to yourself.
Miki tugs at your arm.
"Nee Honey." She says
"Yes?"
"Miki was wondering if you would play the violin for her again. Miki wants to song a song with you."
"Sure. Just tell me what you want me to play and I'll do my best to accommodate you."
"Yay!" She lets your arm go and goes in for a full hug, her impressive 'weaponry' presenting itself for inspection.
"Sneaky Miki..." The twins say "Hogging Niichan all to yourself."
They then proceed to drape themselves over you as well.

'HAHAHAHA THAT POTATO-FUHRER WILL CRUSH YOUR BALLS LIKE OVER-RIPE GRAPES IF SHE SEES THIS' Kraus laughs in your mind.
'Fuck.' is all you could say back.

WAT DO?

>brb grabbing lunch

>>18748159
welp..
mg42triggerpull.jpg

>>18748159
"Ah, but girls, if you'll excuse me for right now, I have my rounds to do."

Extricate ourselves, find Yuki
If Yuki not present, mentillate to Hina and ask her where she is, and if we can join her.

>>18748159
I can't very well play the violin with the three of you draped on me. Why don't we find a stage and play some music to congratulate the new recruits.

>>18748159
Fake a phone/mentilate call. Use it to extricate ourselves and find someone less lethal to be around.

FIND FROGGY

>>18748159
Politely excuse yourself to keep checking on the rest of the class and the other helpers. See if you can find Lo. Also, Hina and Yuki come to mind in particular, I'm curious if they're talking about the match.

>>18748228
From a meta-game perspective, I think she should be allowed to talk with Hina undisturbed. Hina is one of the few people that Perrine has started talking to on her own initiative, and the only one from our girls.

From an in-character perspective, we don't need to run after Hina and Perrine all the time, and Yuki was supposed to have been involved in this exercise, so we should find her.

>>18748159
well than...
proceed to not die by means of going the rounds.
also the 4th ones a guy thus resistant to our swag.

>>18748256
we also have the terms of a bet to settle. plenty of reason to track her down.

>>18748281
> guy thus resistant to our swag.

DON'T COUNT ON IT!

rolled 42 = 42

>>18748281
WUT.
Iori is a girl

There are only two guys in the new basics class.
ARARARARAGI and Ayumu

>>18748256
YUKI!

She finally got out of her quiet shell. Let's see if she's willing to talk about her amazing new experience.

What depresses me is that she's just an artificial construct used as a garbage dump for junk information by the Director. So every so often, she gets a direct injection of MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK. And she has to deal with that. Alone. In a cold library.

If we do get her in our family, she's getting all the hugs.

Let us look for Yuki, ask her about her abilities and what Hina meant by "Dropped a whale on her".

>>18748315
>2 guys in the entire class

Okay, this is more than a little weird.

Is the Bureau having recruitment troubles? Because everyone is going to notice the gender difference and have their own ideas as to what's causing it.

>Director figured out how to harness Hayate's ambient swag as a source of energy, and is now throwing as many women at him as possible to increase it

>>18748539
Recruitment is random though. So having an all girl class shoudnt be that weird.
Or are you saying that girls cant kick as much ass as guys?

>>18748539
and THATS why i think they keep allowing us reloads to keep us from being HUEHUEHUE`d to death.
really the ultimate state of the bureau is gonna be a hyper massive hayate swag army.

>>18748159
WHERE BE THE FRENCHIE?

>>18748575
and random means we should expect roughly 50/50 boys/girls. this heavy of a spread to girls is worth taking note of.

>>18748597
We can find Perrine after we talk to Yuki.
And watch Erica finish the exercise.

But mostly, watch Erica finish the exercise. We should watch and be supportive of our girlfriend.

>>18748601
Well, on average, yes. Though individual classes may be wildly divergent.

You quickly extract yourself from the dangerous situation as smoothly as you can.
"I'm sorry, but I'll have to go uhhh... I need to get my uhhh... I must talk to uhhh... Ah yes. I need to talk to someone about something." you tell the Idols as you slip out of thier arms.
'SMOOTH MOVE CASANOVA.' Kraus comments.

"Aww... Can't you stay longer Honey?"
"Yeah Niichan. Watch the rest of the exercise with us."
"I'm sorry girls, but I really need to talk about that thing with that someone." You quickly scan the crowd for someone to move to that won't end with your nuts crushed.
You find Yuki sitting quietly with her cat near the top.
"So yeah, I'll catch you girls later." you make your way to Yuki.

-------------------------------------
Outside, behind the gym Hina and Perrinne are having quite a conversation.
"I think you know what I'm gonna say." The french one says.
"I have an idea somewhat." Hina tells her.
"I won't be holding back anymore. I'll come clean."
"Go ahead." Hina encourages her.
"I like him. I don't know how this started, or why. But I do." She says
"He has that effect, yes." Hina tells her with a small chuckle.
This allows Perrinne to relax somewhat.
"Lots of weird things have been happening around me since I met him..." She continues.
"It can only get weirder, trust me."
----------------------------------------------

You walk up to Yuki with a smile.
"H-hi." She says as she pets Shamisen.
He, in turn, gives you a small nod.

WAT SAY?

>>18748159
>lg grabbing lunch
the hell time zone does he live in, moscow, or india??

>>18748759
gmt+8. Asia.
Grabbed a late-ish lunch at work

>>18748757
"Hina said you dropped a whale on her? How's that work?"

>>18748757
"Hello Yuki, Shamisen. How did you do in the combat exercise?
"Come to think of it, I didn't catch what theme your powers revolve around."

>>18748781
Oh, and make sure to have Kraus recording Erica's fight. We'll want to watch the highlights so that we can talk intelligently about it to Erica when she finishes.

>>18748624
I agree.

We should pay attention to our first girl.

>>18748757
I heard you summoned a whale on top of Hina, that took guts. I'm proud of you. How did you pull that off anyway? You have the makings of a good agent if you're able to take Hina down.

>>18748790
"Erica, I'm sure you're familiar with the concept of 'friendly fire'. With that gun, it's a friendly firestorm. you should probably rein it in a little bit."
>>18748781
seconding

>>18748757
"So. You dropped a whale on my girlfriend."

>>18748841
Well yes, the Blue-on-Blue incident is an obvious topic. But I'm referring to other things that she might need to work on, or complimenting her on.

>>18748790
>>18748841
>>18748894
"Ace of aces, do you have enough boolit?"

"So, I heard you dropped a whale on Hina. That's very well done."

>>18748914
alternatively,
"Team kill again and you'll sleep on the couch for a week; I'll make Ursula tie you to it."

"Hello Yuki, Shamisen. How did you do in the combat exercise?"
"We.. We got taken out." Yuki answers.
"Hah. We took our opponent out too." Shamisen finishes for her.
"Hina said you did, She said something about you dropping a whale on her. How does that work?" You ask as you take a seat besides her.
"I can summon almost anything out of any book I have on hand. Larger, more powerful artifacts or personas use a lot of majaik though."
"Anything? Does that include people?" You ask
"Yes. I can summon a character as long as he's described enough in the book for me to visualize."
"Interesting. Can you summon historical characters? Like real people?"
"I-i can... But to keep them acting like they would in real life, with their full persona and such uses too much of my majaik."

ANYTHING TO SAY?

>>18748960
"What about fictional characters and creatures? For instance, how much of a drain would it be to summon a Balrog?"

>>18748960
Have our jaw hit the floor and then slowly pick it back up.

Yuki, I am not sure you realize just how powerful and versatile an ability that is. I am currently in a state of shock. If you keep at it you have absurd potential. That and you'll be able to meet any characters that you've ever wanted, that has to be pretty neat.

>>18748960
That is a straight up impressive power. I am straight up impressed.

>>18748960
"That's fascinating. So, you could even bring out master swordsmen like Miyamoto Musashi, or a wizard like Gandalf, then?
"I can see you being a very versatile and flexible agent. The team that gets you will be lucky indeed.
"I seem to have something similar going on with my own household staff of familiars."

>>18748960
"Would you be able to write your own stories and summon characters or objects from them?"

>>18749032
oh god no.

>Yuki writes whatever she wants and summons her creations forth
>Yuki creates and employs SUEs
>Guard assassin blasts her face off in the middle of our date

>>18749006
this.

>>18749101
so we literally have the nemesis of the transpace guard working for us.

thats all kinds of awesome.

>>18749101
She's an offshoot of the Director of the organization.

I don't think the Guard wants to start that kind of shit what with the Doctor(s) being involved.

>>18749032
"Would you be able to write your own stories and summon characters or objects from them?" you ask her.
"I.. I'm no writer. I just like reading." She answers shyly.
"But you can try right?"
"I g-guess."
"Well, why don't you? Tell you what. Let's work on a round-robin story sometime. does that sound good?"
"Y-yes." She hides behind her copy of Moby Dick.
"It's a date then." You notice the book and chuckle "So that's where you got the whale from."

You settle in to watch the rest of the match with Yuki.
----------------------------------
Erica has again lost Miyafuji, the nimble witch proving herself quite good at evasion.
Lo is walking down a street without much opposition and J is roofhopping trying to find another target.

Someone attacks Erica.
She's piloting one of those robot armor things that Ichika from your class has.
Erica swerves and ducks under the hail of gunfire and lets loose a barrage of her own.
------------------------------------------------
'Mike, how many trainees left in the simulation?' you ask
'Two. Miyafuji and Charlotte Dunois' He answers.
'Should I recall one of my familiars?'
'Nah. Let them stay in there.' he answers.

Below you, you notice Hina and Perrinne walk-in the gym.

WAT DO?

>>18749101
>>18749129
It's not a S.U.E. if there's no reality distortion field.
She can manifest Mary-Sue characters, and as long as they don't generate a reality distortion field, she's safe from the Guard and Institute.

Case in point: Bella Swan.

>>18749132
so if she is an offshoot of the director, then would that mean the director is essentially a WAY more powerful yuki that isn`t a construct?
i think i now understand why nobody is bothering to fuck with this agency.

>>18749152
AMBUSH THEM

>>18749152
Give them a wave and a smile. Neither seems to have tried to kill the other, so we can presume the "not holding back" suggestion is working for now.

>>18749152
Wave at them, and pat the seats next to us, inviting them over to watch the end of the match.

>>18749152
GET ANSWERSRIGHTTHE*couhgcough*

mentilate Hina, ask what they've been talking about. also>>18749177


>ysis progroz
even captcha wants some progress.

>>18749152
Go down to Hina and Perrine.
"Hello, ladies. I've prepared refreshments if you desire.
"How did you do, Hina?"

>>18749199
Discretion, dear Lookout. Do not press or pry for private information.

>>18749152
>wat do?
go say hi.

yes captcha i c a war as well.

>>18749226
you are correct. alright, change it to asking if there's anything we should be aware of.

You give them a wave and pat the seat beside you.
'Care to join us?' You ask them mentally.
'Let me just get some drinks first.' Hina says as she heads to the table, Perrinne makes her way up to you.
"Hey there. You went out with Hina?"
"Yes." She answers before she sits down besides Yuki.
Shamisen leaves his master's lap and deposits himself on her's for some scratches behind the ears.
"Did you two talk about anything?" You ask
"Quite a lot, actually."
"I see. Glad to see that you are getting along."
Hina joins you shortly after that.

WAT DO?

>>18749296
Smile, "I'm glad you two have been getting along together better since the first time all three of us met." then turn the smile into a troll grin.

>>18749296
Pet the kitty. Make no references to whales. Say that we're happy that the two of them are getting along.

>>18749296
"It's nice to see that things turned out well between you."

Make idle chit-chat while watching Erica finish up the combat exercise.

We'll talk with all of the girls at lunch to tell them about the tea party plan first.

'Soooo... You had a talk with Perrinne?' you mentillate Hina.
'Yes. It was interesting, to say the least.'
'Can I ask what you talked about?'
'Stuff. Interesting stuff.' she answers.
'I see..' you smile at her. 'Im glad to see you two are getting along much better than when you first met.'
Your smile turns into a silly grin.
She elbows you in the ribs softly.
'You have no idea how hard you make it for the girls, don't you Swagzilla?'
'Nope.' you tell her honestly.
'You beautiful bastard.' she smiles and snuggles in closer.
You continue watching the matches.

----------------------------------------
Miyafuji finds Lo walking down the street and fires some shots at him.
"I'm sorry mister panda!"
"No wan trabble!" he jumps in through a shop window.
You have enough time to see that he dove into a hardware.
'Yep, Miyafuji is in trabble now.' you think.

Erica continues her assault on her opponent.
Charlotte's mecha is large but agile, proving capable of going toe to toe with Erica's strikers.
**BRRRRRRRRRRRT**
"BWAHAHAHHAHA! I HAVE YOU N-"
Her gun jams. Her opponent uses this opportunity to get a bead on her.
"Scheize."
---------------------------------

'Hey.' Perrinne mentillates you. 'I like you.'
She says again.
'And I like you too.' you answer her.
She continues petting Shamisen.

[ ]talk about the bet
[ ]talk about other things

>>18749296
I actually wonder if Froggy is still diverting all her pay to rebuilding Gallia?

>>18749296
in before hina tried to get drunk as shit so she could forget about babby problem.

>>18749458
Talk about the bet, say that she has to come have a tea party with us

>>18749458
[x] other
Inform her of the housewarming party.

>>18749458
Talk about the bet, Have it be a date or something.

>>18749458
Pet the kitty, it must be done.

We'll discuss the bet at a better time, for now talk about other things, like how boned Miyafuji is or how we somehow acquired a protege.

>>18749458
[x]talk about the bet, ask her what's completely off-limits.
We did say 'anything' but I'm sure there's some things that would be unbearably humiliating that we, as a gentleman, will not do.
and pet the cat.

>>18749458
[x]Talk about the bet.

>>18749458
[x]talk about other things
"So, how are you finding the Bureau, Perrine? I admit that it gets a little weird at times, but it's always an interesting kind of weird."

We'll talk about the bet, and the tea party, after we clear it with the girls. Besides, as much as Erica and Ursula dislike Perrine, they may know if the tea party idea is even a good one or not.

>>18749458
About that bet...

>>18749462
I think it's been a few years since their war ended, but she is probably still sending a good chunk of it back.

>jackie chan panda in hardware store
Dis gon be good

[x]talk about bet

"So, Ms. Perrine. About that deal we made...

Before I do anything too outrageous, are there any limits you'd like to set? I want this to be fun for everyone involved."

>>18749513
this one talks sense, listen to him.

>>18749558
If we're talking about the bet, this seems like a good idea.

'So.. About that bet.'
'Y-yes..?'
'Anything off-limits?' you ask her.
'D-dint you say ANYTHING?'
'Are you sure about that?' you ask.
'Y-yes. B-but.. please be gentle.'
'What?'
'I-I mean... I'll do anything you ask. W-what do you want done?'
'I'm actually not quite sure yet. I'll get back to you on that.'
you reach over and give Shamisen a scratch behind the ear.
'Watch how boned Miyafuji is.' you tell her as you nod towards the screens.

------------------------------------
Miyafuji continues to straffe the front of the store Lo jumped in to.
From inside, you hear Lo say "NO WAN TRABBLE!"
A length of 2x4 hurtles out of the busted storefront and hits Yoshika's bubble dead-center.
--------------------------------------
'Told you.' you say to perrine.


WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]continue watching
[ ]talk to ___________
[ ]other

>>18749634
Oh

Oh my

>>18749634
Let's see how Erica does.

>>18749634
>please be gentle
Butt, meet tongue. Tongue, butt.

>>18749634
HNNNNNNNGGGGG

>>18749634
Continue watching.

Act like a sports announcer and give some color commentary about the match.

>>18749634
Talk to that Araragi guy, apologize for going after his little sister.
It was a combat simulation, no hard feelings, right?

>>18749634
>'Y-yes. B-but.. please be gentle.'

[x]other, check on the snack table and Zuchhini's sugar intake

>>18749712
>Zuchhini's sugar intake
Oh shit!
How much sugar did we leave out there?
There was apparently a cake, and I can only assume soda's of various types.

>>18749660
this.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

You settle back in and continue watching.

Erica flies around like an epileptic bumblebee as she tries to avoid the rounds being fired off by the recruit in the mech.
She's pounding on her gun to try and get it unjammed.
"Fuckfuckfuckfuck"
She says over and over again.
She flies straight through an open window, hoping that her enemies size would not allow her to be pursued.

She flies out of the other side of the building. Right where Charlotte was waiting.
"FFFFFFFFFFFUCK!"
She swings her gun wildly, luckily swatting the enemies orb with it.
Charlotte brings her mech's arm down.
They take each other out simultaneously.

They rematerialize in the gym and shake hands for a well done fight.
Lo and J also materialize into the gym.
"Okay class, that's the end of our little exercise."
Mike announces, "You are all dismissed for the rest of the day as I review this combat data I got."

Erica climbs the bleachers to where you sat, and deposits herself in your lap.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 62 = 62

Hey guys, how many times do you think Negayate has used timestop to squeeze out a quickie on girls before teleporting away, all without them ever knowing?

>>18749815
Dope slap for the friendly fire.

>>18749815
Grab her ear.

"So...about your disturbing attitude towards friendly fire..."

>>18749815
Huggles.

>>18749838
Almost go for a kiss, get her to lean in for it, get her to expect it. Then flick her on the forehead and tell her that's for the friendly fire incident.

Then give her a real kiss.

>>18749815
"Had fun, Erica?"
Give her a quick kiss.
"Though we'll need to work on your aim with Sasha in the future."

>>18749815
Grope time.
"Honk honk."

You lean in to kiss her.
She smiles and closes her eyes waiting for it.
You flick her forehead.
"That was for that friendly fire incident." You tell her.
"You really should control your aim."
"My aim is good, and you know it." She answers as she sticks her tongue out at you. "You should learn to dodge better."
"You should not let Mike hear that." you tell her as you go in for a real kiss.

Most of the class has left the gym.
You are left with your girls, Yuki and Perrinne.
Your familiars are waiting for further instructions by the door.
You glance at your watch and see that it's almost time for the lunch break.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLER?

>>18749915
>implying that Erica has anything to grope

>>18749937
Yuki, Perrine, care to join us for lunch? It'll also give us an opportunity to show you our new residence.

Mentilate the rest of our girls and see if they're free to join as well.

>>18749937
Discuss housewarming party and group date for Nanoha

>>18749937
"So, ladies, what would you like for lunch today?"

Mentillate to Ursula and Nanoha and meet with them at our usual place for lunch.

Lunch for everyone right then and there

>lunch
You invite Perrinne and Yuki to join you for lunch and they accept.
You then contact Nanoha and Ursula to meet you at you usual spot.
'Awww.. Can't we eat at home? I kinda want to eat at the beach.' Nanoha answers
'I also think that this is a good Idea.' Ursula adds.
"Yeah. I think I want a dip in the sea." Erica says.
Hina gives you a nod.
"Well then, let's do that." You turn to Perrinne and Yuki, "I guess we'll be having lunch back at my place, i hope you two don't mind."
"No. I-it's fine with me."
"Your place? You mean your room?" Perrinne asks.
"Well, It's in my room, yeah."

You and the girls teleport into the bottle.
J and the others follow using the portkey you gave J.

"Where is this?" Perineum asks when she gets the chance to look around.

>>18750063
Give that bitch an infodump. Bitches love infodumps.

>>18750063
noonelikesperrine.jpg.

>>18750063
Welcome to my and the girls new home

>>18750063
>Perineum

Now that's just not nice. And you claim to waifu her...

>>18750063
My family's new abode, we picked it up yesterday, got a great deal on it.

We were starting to run out of room and decided to make an investment for the future.

>>18750063
"This is my, and the girls', new home. We just signed the paperwork yesterday, actually.
"A real estate broker that Mike recommended was able to offer us this property for a very good price.
"It's actually a majaikal building in a bottle. Well, a little larger than a regular bottle. The glass container is kept within my old room in the dorms."

>>18750063
>perineum
oh god, return of the tsun bullets!

>>18750063
"This is the brand-spanking-new Ayasaki residence," (and spank erica when we say spanking), "My family's new home. We purchased it from Gulliver's Real Estate(or whatever his shop's called) yesterday. Make yourselves comfortable while I get lunch ready."

curse my body's ability to not go to sleep when I know i should.

You give her an info dump. Bitches love infodumps.
"This is our new home. It's actually a building in a bottle that I keep in my dorm room."
You explain to her as you lead them to the beach.
"We signed the paperwork yesterday at Gulliver's Real Estate in town. It has a beach, a library in the tower, a nice garden, a huge house, and perfect weather all year round."
"It's nice, I woudn't mind living in a place like this." She tells you.
Erica's eyebrow twitches.

You arrive at the beach, Erica and NAnoha majaik themselves up some swimsuits and play in the sea as you get lunch ready at an outdoor kitchen Kraus manifested for you.

"Why don't you guys join Erica and Nanoha while I prepare lunch?" you tell them.
"And don't worry Hina, I'm sure this sea has no whales."
She gives you light punch but materializes a swimsuit anyway.
Ursula, Yuki and Perrine opt to just sit at the shore under the numerous coconut palms planted there.

>>18750205
>Erica's eyebrow twitches.
Bad sign.
We'll probably want to talk with Erica privately about Perrine.

>>18750205
Get our chef on. Make conversation with Ursula, tell her about the battle. Ask how work is going in the labs.

>>18750205
"May I enquire upon the reasons of you not gracing me with your swimsuits, m'ladies?"

>house in a bottle
What happens if the bottle is destroyed?

I haven't read this quest in ages...
How big has the harem become? How many characters did LG introduce? How overpowered have we become? Did plot finally happen?

>>18750205
Start cooking, make small talk.

Talk to Ursula about the combat exercise today.
"Oh, Ursula, Erica will probably ask you about it later, but Sasha jammed today during combat exercises. She'll likely ask you how to clear a jam like that while in-flight."

>>18750290
4, soon to be 5
A shitload
Not all that much really yet
Slowly but surely

>>18750290
We also have a pregnant one.

>>18750290
Read the archive.
>four and at least two fencesitters
>all of them
>barely at all, aside from timestop
>BEACH EPISODE MANG, BEACH EPISODE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

After a few minutes, and with some help from J, you manage to prepare a quick filling lunch.

Kraus materializes a table under a canvas gazebo for your group to eat on.
As you gather around the table and begin to eat, you of course begin to exchange pleasant chitchat.

TALK TO WHO?
[ ]ursula
[ ]perrinne
[ ]Erica
[ ]Nanoha
[ ]Hina
[ ]Yuki

>>18750286
It takes just about the wrath of a god to manage it but it explodes outwards

>>18750290
Four with another four or five incoming

Not much more powerful

A few characters many were just introduced last thread

>>18750320
>Talk to who
Oh dammit why do you make us pick why WHY YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LG

>>18750320
[x] Erica
We need to defuse her beef with Perrine now, or face a harem rift.

>>18750320
Ursula first, then Nanoha.

>>18750315
I read that as TWO FACESITTERS

Me gusta

>>18750320
Ursula, we haven't spent time with her lately. How goes the sciencing?
Also, LG are we gonna get robomaid soon or what.
Also also
>gazebo
uhoh

>>18750320
[x]Perrine, ask her if she feels threatened by the Gazebo, and if she needs us to defend her again.
>>18750326
>It takes just about the wrath of anyone as strong as Nanoha is right now to manage it but it explodes outwards
fixed that for you. that's a distinction not without a difference

>>18750326
>another four or five incoming
Are you counting the IM@S twins and Miki? They behave that way with pretty much everyone.

>>18750320
[x]Ursula
then
[x]Erica

>>18750290
It's family. Harem is too vulgar a word.

4 at the docks, with 1 steadily coming into port.
4 have shown interest in docking.
Dinghy Keima Still rowing around outside the general perimeter.

>>18750320
[x]Erica
We need to defuse the situation quickly before it can get any worse.

>>18750347
>anyone as strong as Nanoha is right now
Physically, or magically? Because there are plenty of things stronger than an eight year old girl.

>>18750349
LG himself said we have them incoming thanks to a 99 and 100 we rolled when we first played for them

Also Miki doesn't just call everyone her honey

>>18750365
majaikally. pretty sure the bottle is rated to A+ protection and she just recently broke into S strength.

>>18750290
We have become badass fiddle master.
Also, we got a disciple.

>>18750382
She switched form calling P-san form Honey, back to Producer, after she decided that we are now her honey.
I think it was in that thread when she snuck into the house

>>18750399
>>18750399
It was long before that, in a tweet after we played she told P San she found a new honey

>>18750414
...did we just steal someone's girls? That poses future problems.

>>18750399
I'm sure that went just right with P-san.

>>18750428
Miki isn't in a relationship with Producer, so no.

>>18750428
He's their manager and his goals are primarily keeping them safe and away from the bad sort. It's not our fault but P-San might very well use our entrails to strangle us.

>>18750428
>>18750436
Yes, this is problematic. Technically they weren't in an official relationship, though.
We did already talk briefly with P-san about it.

>>18750428
His harem is purely professional in nature.

"So Ursula." You ask the bespectacled twin sitting next to Yuki. "How goes the scienceing?"
"I've made some improvements to that striker I was remodelling. It should be ready for a test flight tonight."
"Want me to go into the lab later to help?" You ask her.
"Mister Rood and I were actually thinking of testing it out in the open. The laboratory is too small for more complex maneuvers." she answers you
"So I get to fly out in the open?"
"Yes."
"Cool. I can't wait."
"I shall tell you when we are ready for the tests."

WHO TALK TO NOW?


>they be wanting robomeidos
>Why cant I hold all these characters?

>RObomeido
>ursula 'experiments' on her
>technolesbians

>>18750458
Erica and Perrine.

>>18750458
[x] Nanoha, we must discuss ZE PARTAY

>>18750458
[x]Erica
"So, it looks like there's going to be even more fliers around now. Are you looking forward to holding on to your crown, Ace of Aces?"

Mentillate:
'We can talk in private later, if you want.'

>>18750436
He asked us if she was calling us a weird nickname.
we told him about the "Honey" thing
He sighed. He MENTALLY sighed

>>18750458
>technolesbians

talk to nanoha, discuss party details

>>18750458
Nanoha, tell her about the epic battles of today. Only mildly exaggerate them for effect.

>>18750458
>technolesbians
Bueno

>>18750504
>Exaggerate

Oh, we don't need to exaggerate at all about the Fiddlin'.

>>18750501
Is that anything like techno barbarians?

>>18750458
Talk to the girls about the house warming party, a group date / going away party and a single date with Nanoha

>>18750458
>Robomeido
>Chachamaru
>Suddenly I remember that tweet which had her
Welp, Chachamaru's cool.
Can't wait to meet her :3

>>18750545

i can't wait to wind her up

>>18750545

fuck chachamaru, i want my waifu chii

>nanoha
"You should have seen the match we were in earlier." You tell Nanoha. "Im sure you would have appreciated how I used my molotov."
"Really? Do you have a recording I could watch?" She asks
"I have it." Hina answers.
She has her device play your fight with the Idols.
The moment you flew out of that smoke in the middle of the explosion, with your fiddle blazing, you could swear you saw Nanoha shudder.

You knew what was gonna happen next though.
"Okay Hina, I guess that's enough..." you tell her.
"NOPE." She gives you a grin you could swear she copied off Erica.

She continues to play the part where you are in bunnymode and singing your heart out with the Idols.

WAT DO?
>Hina learning the ways of the Potato-Fuhrer

Captcha
>Evilsfun railroad
I have no idea what you are implying captcha.

>>18750614
So about that whale...

What would happen if the IDPKB Agents stationed in any given protected canon are unable to defeat a threat to said canon?
Full mobilization or they have a group specifically tasked for that?

Also, what was the purpose of the Kamen Riders? Same as any other Agent?

>>18750614
"In my defence, It was necessary to counteract their musical mind control shenanigans."

I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear
someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!

I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,
what a terrifying work of art!


Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!

>>18750614
Take pride in our accomplishment. We outdanced a group of idols, that takes serious chops.

Talk to Perrine and Yuki, ask how they like our new place. Tell them that they are welcome to come by whenever they wish, our doors are always open.

>>18750614
"SO I HEARD YOU LIKE WHALES"
>>18750631
wat

To be honest I kind of want Fay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e06Avgyj8hk) to appear at some point.
But enough about that, let's talk whales.

>>18750631
please take your pony shit to >>>/mlp/

>>18750614

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

take out violin and play a lively tune, then forcibly turn off hina's hologram

>>18750659
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk

>>18750671
Yeah, no. Fuck no. Stop that or get out.

rolled 2 = 2

rolling for something

>>18750695
tbh it'd be decent music if it wasn't for the ponyshit in it.

Now, about whales. I wonder if she likes blue whales

>>18750703
Well, shit.

>>18750703
If we cry, and if so, how hard?

>>18750659
>>18750695
>>18750704
>caring about people liking mlp
>2012
Ishiggydiggydo
Live and let live chaps. we're butlers, masters of class, not the arbiters of taste.

The girls watch in rapt attention.
You sway and twirl on stage in perfect harmony with the four idols.
"Wow." Nanoha says still staring at the projection. "You're good."
"Indeed." Ursula begins to nosebleed.
"..." Yuki has an identical look, but without the blood coming out of her nostrils.
"I... I don't know what to say. Wow." Erica states as she surprisingly has stopped her assault on the pile of potatoes before her.
As you watch yourself twirl around on stage, you momentarily forget who that is and visualize a shorter bluehaired girl with red eyes...

"Why yes, I am that good." you say as you snap out of it.
--------------------------------
Lunch ends with your hologram still playing on a loop in the middle of the table.
'Want to talk about this whole Perrine situation later?' you ask Erica as you prepare to head out.
'If you want to, sure.' she answers mentally
-------------------------
>2
After getting the girls to their classes; You, Hina and Erica head back to class with the Dude.

"Okay. This afternoon. Were doing something different. We'll be simulating a mission in a NO-MAJAIK setting." He tells you.
"I want to see how you guys deal with having to work without your fancy tricks and stuff."
"Since your current grouping is a bit too large, I will be dividing your teams in half and you will be deploying in groups of three or four."
"You will all play though the same simulation. And will be given a maximum of three simulated days to finish the objective."
He chugs from his ever present carton of milk.
"Now you munchkins settle yourselves in and get ready. This'll be fun."

>>18750629
If possible, they send in backup to get thing under control.
If not, they pull out and call in the big guns.

>>18750740
>As you watch yourself twirl around on stage, you momentarily forget who that is and visualize a shorter bluehaired girl with red eyes...

the cannons be a'loading tonight. soon the streams will cross.

>>18750740
We're remarkably well suited for this. We're used to roughing it in a no-magic setting and we have mundane weaponry should it be necessary.

>>18750740
>big guns
Those being?

>>18750755
Hayate is, WE aren't. we haven't done a no-majaik fight in a while. We should ask if he means majaik doesn't work or if we have to keep it under the radar.

Your classroom fades from view, the chair disintegrating from under you.
You find yourself standing in line infront of a walled structure.
The line makes it's way into a gate built into the wall.

You are wearing your butler uniform and bunny ears.
Behind you, Erica is wearing her full dress uniform and her ever present hat.
In front of you is Gai. Hes wearing his armor, but it looks flimsier, his helmet looks like a badly modified motorcycle helmet.
And in front of him is Hina. She's wearing her usual school uniform/ armor. But her sword looks like it's been made from badly painted foam.

Your gaze sweeps the crowd in line, various costumes and characters stare back at you.
The line moves forwards.

You are now close enough to hear the scratchy announcement coming from a megaphone bolted over the turnstiles awaiting you.

"WE--OME TO INFINICON. --ERE DREAMS AND DE--SIONS COME TRU- FORE--R"

>>18750799
>INFINICON MISSION

YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
All of my guptas.

if we're placed in a setting where majaik straight up doesn't work, our capabilities look like this, in my estimation. the only thing not on here is the portkey keychain(which won't function) and the assassin blades.

>>18750799
oh my sides. We've gone full on Supernatural. this is awesome.

>>18750799
Pull our group together, ok guys we seem to be in a massive convention. Stick together, focus on the objective, don't get distracted and be careful, there are going to be some crossdressers here who should not be dressed like that. This is the real world now, be careful.

>>18750799
We need to be careful to remember and turn off our swag at night, lest we wake up covered in cosplaying bitches.

>>18750769
Hayate and Hina came from a no majaik setting though so it is less of a shock

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
Cardboard, Foam and Tears

New thread at 0700 4chan time.

Oh and for you who don't know the Infinicon setting, here's the wikipage to help you brush up on it.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/InfiniCon

I wont be following it to the letter, but im taking most of the major ideas from the setting
[undercon, packs of furries, enforcers, etc]

welp, see you chaps later.

hunh, we didn't do any rolling tonight. weird.

>>18750810
>Urumi
Nope, just a belt now.

>>18750829
Do we have our folio on us?
Can we still use Kraus for communications?

>>18750889
Probably a regular folio now and not sure

So. No Majaik mission.
Let's assume that we can't use any of our shit, and possibly even our mundane weapons.
Can we still fight if we get in trouble?

Our ranged weaponry is limited to one mag per weapon due to lack of any.

>#msq update. 0700 thread will be canceled due to an unplanned detour to my parents place.See you all at 2200 tomorrow. paranoia tweets go on
okay.jpg

Who's betting our guns have been replaced with nerfguns with tranq darts in the foam?

>>18751049
We can fight, we have out guns with an unknown amount of ammunition, we have our hidden blades, we have our unarmed combat skills, we have our unarmed / melee fighting skills

As long as we don't go head butting people in the fist we should be good

>Gai in cosplay costume.
Well, at-least he still has his Karate.
Hina can still kick moderate ass with a length of wood or a pipe.
We can fight with our fists and feet.
I'm more concerned about Erica here. She will not have her strikers, nor her guns. I hope she'll be okay.

>>18751091

>>18751104
I read the setting, security will be on the lookout for that stuff.
And since it seems we will just be entering the convention area, I'm betting we don't have any of those on us.

Plan post time

Start potion business sell in lots of 8 potions 2x drago, healing, rebounder, molotov for regular pack

2x drago, rebounder, slider, molotov for combat

2x light 3x medium 3x large healing for a healing kit

All those for 2-3 guptas a pack

Bigass bags of 16 for 5-6 per pack and they can be a full range or a dedicated first aid bag

Now other potion ideas
Reading speed / comprehension
BEAR potions
Melmo potions
Refined gender swap potion because some people want it for trolling and other uses
Chibi potions : make us 1-2 ft tall and an antidote. Makes it good for infiltrating areas or just having fun
Invis potions: because other people can't go invisible
Heat / cold / elements protection potions
heightened senses potion. Makes you hear, see, smell and feel your surroundings better. Very useful for both sneaking and searching surroundings

>>18751049
I would hope so.

Also, we still have our violin(hopefully). We can part the sea like moses if we wanted too with that.

>>18751142
We will ahve to get Ryuu's permission though.
Most of those are his potions.

New minions
Mick Dundee SASR kangaroo akubra with corks
KSK big boss wolf beret and eyepatch
Regal lion minion cape
FFL grey fox ( because hayate doesn't know shit about foxes ) undecided hat
SASR TF2 sniper dingo undecided hat, opposite to KSK wolf
Pirate shark with a pirate captains hat that shoots laser beams from a badge, possibly captain barbosa personality undecided
Samurai Ronin Tanuki, drinks heavily and doesn't pay, good friends with Lo they try to keep out of trabble

>>18751146
That's been part of the plan since we came up with it
Either we sell it through him or we sell it through the PX is undecided

We really do need to go there for something, anything.
I want to haggle with Recette and see if we can't mind control her by waving our hands around again

>>18751154
We'll sell it through the PX.
Ryuu's bar is too hidden for recruits to find it.

Maybe split profits with Ryuu?
Lets have Yoshika help out in production, we can make more stuff then.

GUYS. GUYS.
WE HAVE A SEA AT OUR HOUSE.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A DOLPHIN/SHARK YET?

>shark with nightvision goggles that fire lasers
>dolphin with a hilarious snorkel

>>18751180
Shark is planned
No one wanted dolphins because they are rapists

>"Shun. Are you sure that's how he will react?" He asks the other man. "Of course. I know he will do just that, he is my son after all." #msq
>"If he is positive about this, then I suggest that we go through with those plans." the third man intertwines his gloved fingers. #msq
Gendou and our father working for BBEG
Derp.

>>18751226
How about a saltwater alligator then?
One that's obsessed about being on time.

INFINICON


MASCOTS
HATS.
WE MUST ACQUIRE ALL OF THE HATS

>sharks
>alligators.

Bitches please.
We shall have an OTTER.

<See that odorable motherfucker?
He will pull in so much pussy for us, it woudnt even be funny.

>>18751251
>implying we need animals to land bithces.
We are Swagzilla. The animals just keep them entertained until we learn how to clone ourself

>>18751289
SOON DEAR FRIEND. SOON.
We had a minor crossing of timestreams earlier right?

Okay, guys. Id ont know if you know this, but I've seen LG mucking about the Infinicon threads last couple of weeks. Im pretty sure he's been planning this for a while now.

"Badass Fiddler out of Hell" isnt finished yet, since I doodled most of it while in class. It'll be finished next thread

>>18751251
Navy SEAL otter? To stick with our theme of military / professional stereotype minions

Either way an otter would be cool, make him grow large into a dire otter and watch him wreck shit left right and center

Oh and one other thing.
Who were the idols on the stage when we popped out of the smoke?
>I wont be able to make The Swag Fortress and MSQ40k lineups any time in the near future. Sorry about that.

>>18751332
He has said he wanted to do it for about a week to two weeks now

>>18751356
Ami and Mami Futami
Miki
Iori

That's the four im@s idols that are here.

I am still waiting for LG to make their devices human forms be puchimasu

>>18751356
Miki and Iori

>>18751380
>>18751386
Thanks anons, I'm out, gotta finish it.
Stay classy gents

As part of our 'always prepared' butler self, I wonder if we could put together a NO MAJAIK emergency kit we attach to the bottom or side of our Folio of Holding.
Contents:
4 magazines for our Colts.
2 US SOG combat knives.
8 rings and 4 pairs of earrings, mundane and 14kt gold with diamonds and emeralds, to be traded for the local currency.
8 shotgun shells.
2 pairs of walkie-talkies with a several mile range disguised as thin clamshell-type cellphones.

>>18751472
>walky-talkies
>not smartphones

>>187514712
>4 magazines for our Colts.
Sounds good, we could simply get a second set of hollywood magazines, though, and reload back and forth every now and then to avoid rousing suspicion.
>2 US SOG combat knives.
Let's get better knifes...
>8 rings and 4 pairs of earrings, mundane and 14kt gold with diamonds and emeralds, to be traded for the local currency.
No need, Kraus can exchange Guptas into any currency.
>8 shotgun shells.
Again, decent.
>2 pairs of walkie-talkies with a several mile range disguised as thin clamshell-type cellphones.
Would only useful for developing assets in world. Can use standard phones for that.

We only need to avoid any overt majaik use. Covert is perfectly fine.

We first need to clear it up with LG how the whole "NO MAJAIK" thing will go down in this mission.
Is it a -your majaik no work here- type of thing or is it a -dont use majaik here- type of thing?

>>18751472
We have our hidden blades so knives aren't as important

>>18751539
No majaik means kraus might not be able to give us currency

Hollywood mags won't work in a majaikally suppressed environment

The walkie talkies are a bit touchy
If we are in a modern world it will seem a little strange
Past worlds it will be a bit conspicuous
Futuristic worlds it will seem weird for them to be using outdated tech

We would be better off having small inconspicuous devices we can use to speak through and acquire local tech and make it look like we are using it

rolled 32 = 32

Hm, on a side-matter.

If Shirou in base-form has Saber...
and Ilya-Mode Shirou has Saber Lion...
does Kurou-Mode Shirou have Fate/Prototype Saber?

>>18751642
>a majaikally suppressed environment
We will be able to use majaik in all environments To which we will be deployed.
The places where majaik doesn't ACTUALLY exist will be unreachable to us since we use majaik to move between worlds.

Thus, there is no point in planing for operation in a majaik suppressing world, only majaik naive worlds.

How much progress did we make with Perrine today.
Her joining us for lunch [with Erica present] and her comment that she'd like to live in our house both seem like very big forward steps for her.

We're also getting a nice dose of YUKI exposure.

>>18751668
I don't think Kurou can use majaik.
Possibly suit saber?

>>18751679
Majaikally suppressed can be either we aren't allowed or there is tech in place to stop us using majaik

There is a high chance we will encounter one or both of these in our field work or they wouldn't bother with us with training for it

>>18751712
Akira from Katawa Yandere's Lily route.
Wait
Is our Lily Katawa Shoujou Lily, or Katawa Yandere Lily?

>>18751741
I... I dont want to find out.

>>18751727
We're not being trained for suppressed operation, we're being trained for covert operation.

>>18751765
Covert action could easily take place in majaikally suppressed areas and it could easily be something we have to deal with in covert operations

The HnG is an example of majaikally suppressed, the people can use it but are not aware of it so agents cannot use it openly and in most places won't be able to use it at all

This training is just for the contingency that we end up in that situation and so we can handle ourselves instead of suddenly acting like Shirou when he is torn between sweets and swords

>>18751793
>The HnG is an example of majaikally suppressed
No, it's an example of a majaik-naive setting. Meaning we are under standing orders not to be seen using overt majaik abilities. Covert abilities are perfectly fine.

Covert operation:
Not allowed to be seen OVERTLY using majaik

Suppressed Operation:
Can not use majaik

In a setting where any and all use of majaik is forbidden or suppressed there is no reason to send a majaik-enhanced operative instead of a mundane operative.

>>18751832
No majaik native would be SWQ, since it is a part of that dimension and they know of it

Either way we are having to do this exercise so it is fair to expect that we will be deployed there and we will meet a situation that it warrants our deployment without our majaikal abilities OR we will meet opponents who can suppress our powers without us being aware of it beforehand so we have to work around it

>>18751854
>naive
>native
these are not the same word...

>>18751832
Misread it as native

Still the fact remains we can be ordered to places we can't use majaik whether we know it or not so we need to train for it, the bureau doesn't employ mundane operatives so they have no fall backs like that

>>18751856
And I am reading this on an iPhone, tiny fucking screens make it hard to read things perfectly

>>18751862
>we can be ordered to places we can't use majaik
We CAN and will be ordered to only covertly use majaik.
It would be fucking idiotic of the bureau to order us to not use majaik at all.

>bureau doesn't employ mundane operatives
So they'll hire freelance, big deal.

>>18751887
>It would be fucking idiotic of the bureau to order us to not use majaik at all.

Not really no.
Imagine a situation where the opposing faction takes out Mages, they have a way of detecting majaik use.
We need to investigate them but cannot betray our presence, thus we pose as normals for a very long time until we have enough data to put together a plan of attack

>>18751897
>sending operatives to do the work of assets.

>>18751887
They don't hire freelance, TG & TSAB might but the bureau uses it's own people only as far as we have ever seen

And the bureau will send us where it is needed due to issues cropping up, if that means we go to a world where we have to act entirely normal then that's what will happen. We won't be going balls out trying to slaughter things left right and center we could hire people to do that if we felt the need

And the bureau probably won't order us not to use majaik at all but there may well be situations where we get our majaik stopped by any number of things, our cassiopeia supposedly a massively powerful time stop device has had it's effects broken twice, there will be things we can't plan for there will be things that will take away out abilities, therefore we need to be prepared to work in conditions that give us those constraints

And sometimes, the bureau honestly won't give a shit. They will need something done, it will be in a place we aren't able to use majaik but it still needs to be done and so might have to go in there

>>18751908
the operatives are the assets.
They wouldn't waste time training them if they could get any 2bit chump off the streets.

Now imagine another situation. One where, somehow, your devices were knocked out or disabled.
This situation would also serve as training for that wouldn't it?

Why are you so against the idea of running a mission without majaik?
Are you afraid of not having majaik?
Are you doubting yourself?
DON'T. We are butler. We got this.

>>18751908
Bureau doesn't have assets

Agents might but they would still be dispatched to the dimension to work under a normal guise until the information is gathered

>"You may be wondering, why is our regular instructor not here today? The answer is quite simple. I killed him." He says with a flourish #msq
>"Now. You have the whole day to find out the hows and the whys of his murder. My name is Sherlock Holmes, and I have you for the day." #msq

>>18751938
Why does it seem like he would be a great handler for Keima?

>>18751920
Consider the following.
We are being trained specifically to use our majaik.
Thus, sending us against a threat without the aid of majaik or expecting us to continue operation if our use of majaik is somehow suppressed is just dumb.

It would be like sending a pilot to fight a tank with his bare hands.
Or sending a mecha pilot to fight other mecha with a pistol.

Sending us against a anti-mage faction would be like sending an A-10 against an all-AAA-all-the-time faction.

You don't send a highly trained specialist if his speciality is removed from play.
You don't send an SR-71 to take pictures of an underground location.
You don't send a sub to fight in the Himalayas.
Etc.

>>18751938

>>18751968
This is all good when the situation allows

The bureau has to deal with all sorts of issues that threaten the stability of their area because if they don't do it then one of the bigger groups will step in and annihilate them

They do stupid things because they have to sometimes, take the Bluebeard run, six operatives were in that and four died and that was with majaik, they were just outclassed. This is the sort of thing they send their people against so having to go covert without majaik? That's nothing in comparison

>>18751968
BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW MAJAIK IS TURNED OFF
also
>pilot to fight a tank with his bare hands
Ha
>mecha pilot to fight other mecha with a pistol
haha
>A-10 against an all-AAA-all-the-time faction
If I had to send a plane against such a faction, the A-10 is exactly what I would send.
>sub to fight in the Himalayas
Geologically, the origin of the Himalayas is the impact of the Indian tectonic plate traveling northward at 15 cm per year to impact the Eurasian continent, with first contact about 70 million years ago, and with movement continuing today. The formation of the Himalayan arc peaks eventually resulted from this, since the lighter rock of the seabeds of that time were easily uplifted into mountains. An often-cited fact used to illustrate this process is that the summit of Mount Everest is made of marine limestone.[5]
tl;dr Himalayas used to be seafloor

>>18751968
>We are being trained specifically to use our majaik.
Then why are we being given this TRAINING SESSION that uses NO MAJAIK?

>>18752005
>BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW MAJAIK IS TURNED OFF
Pretty sure we'd notice...
>If I had to send a plane against such a faction, the A-10 is exactly what I would send.
OR you could send a tank, or infantry...

>>18752014
WE'RE NOT! WE'RE BEING GIVEN TRAINING IN COVERT OPERATION.
LIKE WE ALREADY DID IN THE HnG UNIVERSE. LIKE ERICA AND SHIROU HAD TO DO IN THEIR TRIAL.

>>18752014
/argument

>You are immortal. You have inside you blood of kings. You have no rival, no man can be your equal. #msq

>>18752021
Im pretty sure the Dude said NO MAJAIK not minimal majaik

>>18752024
Erry day I'm whistlin'

>>18752021
No this is clearly a NO MAJAIK situation, the dude said so

We are also not only covert, we operate more covert than the other factions but we have a fucking witch with airplane legs and a gun that would make an ork get a hard on.

We have to handle all sorts of things we might get the majaik turned off partway through we might get sent because the leadership says we have to so we are trained to deal with it and we will be put into these situations and we will just have to deal with it

>>18752021
It's not like there will be a big "WE TURNED THE MAJAIK OFF GUYS" sign sitting there

>>18752035
>>18752073
>>18752084
Oh for the love of god... how are you this dumb?
>We are also not only covert
The current training is in covert operations, you polyp brain.
>not like there will be a big "WE TURNED THE MAJAIK OFF GUYS"
Our connection to Kraus is majaik. Pretty sure we'd notice if it was severed.
>the Dude said NO MAJAIK
>NO MAJAIK situation, the dude said so
As did Mike when we went home.

>>18142886
"Your world is a not approved for majaik. You should just duke it out if you get into trouble. NO SPARKLES, NO LASERS. okay?"
"I'm not telling you to shank everyone you want to there. Keep your head low. But if you do get into trouble, just try and not use majaik, okay?"

>>18752122
We are being trained in general operations, how in gods name did you get covert operations from our training of 1 blowing shit up, 2 learning about the bureau and it's work, we might operate more covertly but we do have front line operative such as Shirou, Erica, Hina, Gai, Amazoness, the monotagari siblings etc

And in this case the dude specified utterly no majaik the description of our equipment and clothing was totally mundane you are the one being dense

>>18752122
We will notice when the connection is severed BUT NOT BEFOREHAND, this means we can easily get into situations where we can have our majaik severed if we are unaware of it being able to happen

>>18752122
> just try and not use majaik
>TRY

Dude says
NO MAJAIK, period.

Also, why are you so against not being able to use majaik? You still havent answered that.

finally, we don't now much about the mission yet, why are all of you fighting about COVERT and NO MAJAIK?

Im sure the Dude is gonna give us an infodump as soon as we get in through the gates.

>>18752122
>"Okay. This afternoon. Were doing something different. We'll be simulating a mission in a NO-MAJAIK setting." He tells you.

See the big NO MAJAIK YOU FUCKING IDIOT in there? Cause I see it

>>18752151
>our equipment and clothing was totally mundane
to blend in with the cosplayers, which would be obvious if you didn't have the denseness of a neutronium golem

>>18752160
>NO MAJAIK setting
vs
>not approved for majaik.
same fucking shit.

>>18752159
It's possible, but since that means we are now disarmed in a majaik fight I assume that the standard operating procedure is GTFO.
See mecha pilot with a pistol vs mecha, only worse since mechas are small time against a majaik user.

Also, people seem to be confused as to what the word 'covert' means.
>Not openly acknowledged or displayed.
Covert operation thus means: operation without showing majaik abilities.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MAJAIK/NOMJAIK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
OKAY? OKAY.

>"OH WOW! IM A KNIGHT!" Shirou happily exclaims as he sees what he's wearing for the missing. Sousuke prays to whatever deity is there. #msq

Team what-is-a-vagina is absolutely fucked.

>>18752203
>NO MAJAIK setting
vs
>not approved for majaik.
>same fucking shit.

Hahaha no.
Its like comparing NO WATER to NOT APPROVED FOR WATER

You can have water sneakily in a non-approved place.
But you cant have water in a NO WATER PLACE

>>18752024
>You are immortal. You have inside you blood of kings. You have no rival, no man can be your equal. #msq
Does this mean we'll get one of the Three Swords from Dresden at some point?

>>18752247
Well, of the three Swords of Cross, Excalibur fits best.

>>18752262
Being the Sword of Love, duh.

>>18752228
Yeah, right...
I'm done arguing this with you.
We'll just have to wait for Word of God to show us which of us are being idiots.

>>18752247
No, it means that LGD is still a Queen fan.
>Princes of the Universe

>>18752270
I am pretty certain it will show you to be the idiot because you are ignoring what word of god has already said

>>18752226
Or absolutely lucky.
This is INFINICON. Spazzes like Shirou will fit right in.

>>18752283
This is the one time Shirou being such a spaz will work in his teams favour

It will still cause endless headaches and questioning what kind of loving god would inflict him on them in such a situation

>noxious mix of lotion and condensed milk
THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO BED

>With the last furry skittering down the tunnel, you begin to wipe the noxious mix of lotion and condensed milk off your suit. "dammit." #msq

>"Shit." Erica says as she wipes the vile mixture off her. "I cant even use majaik to get this off. Dibs on the shower when we get back."#msq

Oooooh boy. This is going to get nasty.

Also the appropriate response here is "Let's get everyone in the shower. Together."

>>18751519
>>18751539
>>18751642
The main use of the walkie-talkies is if we're in a setting that doesn't have well developed cell phone technology and infrastructure.
If it is, we can just buy from burner phones.
But if not, then we need some way of wireless communication, even if we don't use it openly.

Bringing along smartphones is useless because they would need to be registered with and an account made at a telecom carrier. If we have the ability to do that, we can just get a local phone to fit in better.

>>18752335
That is utterly terrifying

If it were anything but furries it would still be sort of a nice idea for Erica to be covered in all sorts of fluids

Furries just kills the mood entirely

Why the hell would Hayate even get near the Swords of Cross?

>>18752335
And there we go, NO MAJAIK what so ever.

>>18752346
That's why we get tiny clip on walkie talkies and appropriate whatever local equivalents there are.

a little sleight of hand when using them and no one is the wiser

>>18752352
>>18752335

It's a pity we're probably obliged to handle this nonlethally. I' be in the mood to hunt some furries after that.

>>18752367
You mean like a Star Trek Federation communicator?
I suppose we could do that.
My concern with a smaller communicator is the range involved and the ability to send and receive signals through obstacles like buildings and underground.

>>18752531
That's sort of what I was thinking but get it from an advanced source so we can get good range and limited battery worries from it

If we get an advanced one it might ignore issues with objects

>>18752462
Well, we have to be subtle but if say a few roving bands of sewer furries died horribly in an accidental fire I don't think he infinicon people woud care too much

>>18752585
Or a cave in/explosion caused by a curious mix of household materials.

yeah lets kill us some furries

>>18752649
Only if the opportunity naturally arises. There's no need to go out of our way. Unless Hayate already knows otherwise, we should treat them as... overly enthusiastic cosplayers, until we learn better.

>>18752649
Janitor supply closets.
Mix bleach and ammonia.

>>18752585
>"Now. Get over here and kiss me." he says lasciviously. "NO! SHE IS NOT PART OF THE DEAL!" you yell. "Not her, you baka. I MEANT YOU!" #msq

Time to murder a fuckwit.

>>18752670
Im sure he knows about furries.
He's been to akihabara. His bad luck would have warranted at-least a handful of encounters with them.