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-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Silence, just silence.
No one dare speak after Erica's last remark.
The sounds of the waves lapping the shore fill your ears, and under that the beat of your heart escalates for some reason.

Eyes locked, the two blondes stare at each other.
Perrine mumbles something.
"What's that? NO HABLA ES FRANCAIS." Erica tells the girl in front of her.
"You're wrong..." Perrinne says softly.
"Oh, I'm wrong? Tell me, what was I wrong about?"

Another moment of silence that seemed to stretch out forever.
Your eyes meet Perrinnes, and you see a change in them.
Instead of the anger earlier, she now has determination in them.
the breeze blows harder than it should, sending Perrinnes long blonde hair to dance in the wind.
She finally breaks the silence
"It's Hayate's."

run hayate run!!!

>>18932908

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18932913
Fall backwards off chair going "WHAAA!"

Hooray! I have managed to stave off sleep deprivation to witness Landing Gear's take on Jerry Springer!

>>18932913
Right, we're going to very quickly need to drop some teacups at the first sign of muderizing. No-one's killing anyone in our house.

We need to summon up the best look of sincere confusion in our arsenal. We also need to do math and realize what happened 2 months ago.

>>18932913
>Pan camera to sky
EEEEEEEEEEEHH!?
>Cue MSQ's main theme (What IS our main theme?)

Again there was silence.
Uncomfortable, heavy silence.
If the silence was made of bricks, you could have built a goddamn cathedral out of it.

The words echo in your head,
'It's Hayate's...It's Hayate's...It's Hayate's...It's Hayate's...'
It's impossible. It's unthinkable. It just doesn't make any sense.

Mio sits there, an eyebrow raised in your direction.
Erica is beside you, just flabbergasted, her mouth hanging wide open.

FROGGY SAYS IT'S YOUR BABBY.
WAT SAY/DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18932929

To play it safe, if we find ourselfs in such a situation, we should also use timestop.

rolled 79 = 79

>>18932941
Descend into complete gibberish

>>18932940
Princes of the Universe.
-Queen

>>18932941

escape.

>>18932941
pass the fuck out

>>18932941
but... we just did it, weren't you pregnant before that?

>>18932941
Timestop, pull in froggy, confirm time-travel shenanigans.

>>18932957
I'm not sure 90 seconds is enough to puzzle that out.

>>18932941
"... was I wearing a snazzy bowler?"

>>18932902
FUCK YES!
Mad Scientist Quest delayed this thread enough that it's started on my birthday (it's 12:20am here). I have asked the birthday skeleton to make my dice roll well tonight.

>>18932941
"Okay... Okay... You're going to need to explain that one. Make it relatively quick, before my brain turns to mush."

Decide that once we've mastered time travel we will come back to this moment and explain what's going on. Proceed to listen to our future self explaining what's going on.

>>18932965
>Before Erica turns my brain to mush
ftfy

>>18932941
"...this would have something to do with the time-travelling version of me you said you met back then, wouldn't it?"

>>18932961
it's the only conceivable way we could be the father though, since we are reasonably certain we haven't bedded her yet, so confirming it would be the thing to do now.

>>18932976
Yes, but logic may be the furthest thing from our minds, at the moment.

The most we could do is pull Perrine in and ask simply "How?" in the most exasperated voice we're capable of.

>>18932941
But I hadn't even met you 2 months ago!

>>18932981
"You... me... how... when... i don't even..."

>>18932941
"Fuck you, future-me."

>>18932957
Seems best, with or without timestop.

"I'm fairly sure I haven't slept with you yet."

Wait for people to react to the yet.

>>18932994
This. It would waste valuable time, but it's exactly what we'd be saying.

And if Perrine tells us she can't say, we tell her that we need "something, anything" to explain this.

And then we get to convince Erica that we time travel impregnated her mortal enemy.

> Previously on Mahou Shounen Quest

>>18933007
You may have missed the four way we just had.

>>18932941
"Now Perrine, you may not be aware, but there are certain things people have to do in order to amke children. And we haven't done those thing.

>>18932946
and our ending theme would be Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy

>>18933013
That was just kissing and make-outs, form what I read.

>>18933013
We didn't actually get any sex there you know, just some pretty heavy kissing.

>>18933013
That was make outs, not full shagging

>>18933012
To commemorate this rare event, heres a shitty sketch

>>18932941
WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD SEX YET

Timestop is best option as denying it's our baby via "we haven't even had sex yet" will make Erica assume Perrine is lying. That will end with a slap and her being physically thrown out of the house.

That would be bad.

...Did this quest finally turn into full-blown harem and relationship management?

>>18933030
Technically, 'we' didn't, but it was implied that a time-travelling 'us' did

>>18933040
Not really, this is sort of an inbetween point. We just nuked a castle with exploding alcohol.

>>18933040
That would suggest it hasn't been that for a very long time.

>>18933049
Eh, it's a balance between action and romance.

And with the German by our side about to go gestapo, it's going to be both!

Personally , I'm a fan of going straight to the leap of logic, and asking if. "It was the last night we were at the castle, wasn't it?"

"But I hadn't even met you two months ago!" you tell her, utterly confused.
"Two months ago, the night of that victory party for that fight against the alium hold-outs.. I.. I saw you with the twins." she answers.
"But that was less than a month ago!" you protest.
Mio cuts in, "It was two months ago dear wife. Atleast, from our point of view."
Perrinne continues her tale, "That night, I saw you with the twin's in Ursula's lab.... I ran after I saw what was happening... And then... I bumped into you behind the castle."

Things begin to click in your head.
Stuff begins to add-up.
Her story of meeting you in your temporal bowler, the weird time difference, her shyness...
"And that's when I.. We..." you can only say, unsure on how to feel about this.
"No. Please, don't feel bad about this. I wanted this... Actually.. I... I kinda forced you into it." She tells you.

Erica stands up, brings her hand back and slaps you.
The sound of palm meeting cheek echoes down the beach.
She runs away towards the stairs up to the house without another look.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]follow her *add a roll*
[ ]give her some time.

Does Erica actually realize that time shenanigans were involved, or is she assuming that we met with Perrine immediately after we were with her and Ursula?

rolled 64 = 64

>>18933054
[x]Follow her

gotta address this right the fuck now.

rolled 93 = 93

>>18933054
Pursue

...Fuck yeah, being slapped for something that we didn't do yet.
It's just like my Chinese cartoons.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18933054
Fuck this, [x]Follow Her

>>18933065
That'll do

>>18933054
[X] give her some time.
She's feeling betrayed at this point (Understandably), and anything that we say at the moment is going to make it worse. She needs time to remember how much we love her, and to calm down a little bit so that we can reason this out later.

Hell, we don't even know all of what happened, so we can't exactly explain ourselves.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18933054
Pursue Lu Bu

rolled 81 = 81

>>18933054
Chase. We need to catch her before she does something drastic, and we need to get this whole mess explained and sorted out *now*.

rolled 40 = 40

>>18933063
Probably not, she'd be too pissed to think rationally
>>18933054
follow

>>18933054
I was GOING to say [x] wait but then >>18933065 happened
So yeah whatevs.
We should start figuring out how to break this to the others.
Then we need to figure out how to timetravel without the Doctor.
Seriously that guy is NEVER around when you need him.

>>18933063
either way, the offense is probably compounded (to her) by the fact that that was the night we made it official with the twins.

>Follow Erica
>Leave Perrine
>Perrine takes this as abandoning her
>Tadpolecide
Give Erica time, we need to be with Perrine.

>>18933066
>>18933063

I get the feeling she thinks we snuck out to do Perrine right after we did the twins.

>>18933071
>Understandably
Nope, absolutely not.
It's just a fucking anime-level misunderstanding.

Fucking clear this bullshit up right now.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18933054
[x] Follow her

rolled 35 = 35

>>18933054
Misunderstandings abound here. I wanna say pursue.
> also. my first roll on /tg/ no joke.

[X] Give her time.
Perrine needs us.

>>18933081
This is absolutely understandable for her to feel like that. As far as she knows we made it official with her and her sister, then right after sleeping with them walked out and slept with Perrine.

rolled 23 = 23

That's a nice... average you have there.
Shame is something were to happen to it.

>>18933079
she already knows she has our support, and what happens with her discharge is in Mio's hands now. not a lot we can do. Erica on the other hand thinks we cheated on her.

>Erica slaps us
>Fuck Perrine, Erica please wait
the fuck is wrong with you guys
[X]give her some time.

>>18933087
and it sucks. of course.

Technically we could probably timestop, reassure Perrine and then go after Erica.

What say you, LG?

rolled 3 = 3

>>18933100
Best choice.

>>18933093
We also told her about the temporal bowler.

Give Erica time, Perrine needs us right now.
If we go, it makes her feel like we don't care about her, especially after what she just said.

>>18933100
Logical. We'll pull Froggy and Rapey into Timestop, reassure, then go after Erica.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18933054

Rolling to support this
>>18933100

>>18933102
>3
NOPE.

rolled 61 = 61

>>18933100

supporting this.

hopefully my roll doesn't suck.

>>18933100
voting for this.

we have magic, let us use it.

>>18933100
Choosing this.

STOP ROLLING FUCK DAMN.

I really don't think it's that fucking difficult to understand/do.

>>18933071
Changing my vote to >>18933100

>>18933095
Except I'm pretty sure we spent that entire day with them

rolled 30 = 30

>>18933071
We know enough. Yes, the timing is bad, but there's nothing we can do about it now.

We've given Erica everything we can, it's time to stop taking her shit.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18933100
Rolling to support this. It's the best plan, plus the post number rolled a nat 100

Pls
stop rolling

>>18933095
you
dense
mother
fucker

she JUST said it's ours.
if we go now it'll be the same as abandoning her.

>>18933126
We've already rolled to support perusing Erica.

This is just adding a timestop to the process, so the initial >>18933065 should count.

>>18933134
You do realize that every time you say something like that, Lookout gets another $100 bar credit?

And he's Irish.

>>18933122
That's not the point!
she
thinks
we
cheated.
while she's still trying to figure it out is the time to convince her that we didn't.

changing to this. >>18933100
look at it from Erica's POV. To her it sounds like we went with her to her dimension a month ago, and banged her archnemesis. While we had started to date her. Time-shenanigans have not been brought up in this conversation so far.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18933142
Then what happened to Luck of the Irish then?

rolled 98 = 98

>follow her.
"I need to talk to her." you tell Perrinne, "please wait right here with Mio. I will be right back."

You run right after her.
After running frantically halfway up the tower, you finally catch up to her.
"Erica wait!" you call out, but she ignores you.
"Please wait!" you speed up your steps and finally manage to grab her hand.
"I think I can explain." you say to her.
"EXPLAIN?! EXPLAIN WHY YOU SNEAKED OUT THAT NIGHT TO SLEEP WITH HER?! EXPLAIN WHY ON THE NIGHT WE ACTUALLY MADE THINGS CLEAR BETWEEN THE THREE OF US, YOU WENT BEHIND OUR BACKS AND IMPREGNATED THAT BITCH? EXPLAIN WHY YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR GODDAMN DICK IN YOUR PANTS?! HAYATE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING ANYMORE."
She slaps your hand away and activates her strikers, flying quickly up to the house.

>rolling

rolled 37 = 37

>>18933100
Timestop to comfort froggy, then get to erica and try to sort this shit out

>>18933143
Technically we did... at least I think so

FUCK YOU DOCTOR WHY DID YOU TELL US ABOUT THAT WATCH ANYWAY!?

>>18933143
Actually, following your logic, now would be the time not to do so.

We spent the entire day with her. How could we have sex with Perrine? She'll eventually realize this and calm down. Then, we can come in and explain ourselves.

93
81
81

this better mean we'll straighten everything out with EVERYONE.

>>18933155
>rolled 98 = 98

Don't know if good or bad

>>18933155
>follow
dammit you fucknuts.

>>18933155
>98
I hope that's not an opposing roll...

>>18933155
That's either extremely good or VERY bad.

>>18933165
It was the right choice. She thinks we cheated on her.

Letting her cool off would only work if she realized time travel shenanigans.

>>18933155

>98

is this bad? this is bad right? she thinks we're the biggest asshole in the goddamn multiverse.

>>18933155
>rolled 98 = 98

Oh god not sure if really good or really bad

a)we should probably talk to Ursula asap about damage control
b)we should tell Trude she owes us the rest of that beating she started.

>>18933175
and perrine'll go "welp he doesn't care of us. let's go bacj home tadpole"

inb4 she comes back in full A-10 kit and BRRRRT's us into paste

>>18933155
You summon a saucer to try and catch up to her.
[you know that it's impossible, but you need to try.]

As you step onto the silver disc, a hand on your shoulder stops you.
"I'll take care of this." A familiar, but older sounding voice tells you.
The familiar roar of striker units.
A flash of silver, black and blue.
Someone is flying after her, and you know just who it is.

[ ]head back to Perrinne
[ ]other _____________

>>18933185
Hey, I'm the one who suggested timestopping for a hug and a "we'll figure this out" with Perrine before perusing Erica.

>>18933189
[x]other

Wonder how our big brother got here

>>18933189
[x]other
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"
[x]go back

>>18933189
Oh dear holy Gamemaster in the sky.

>>18933189
At least future-us is mature enough to clean up the mess he started.
Lets go back to Froggy, we don't want to leave a woman in distress.

>>18933189
[x] Head back to Perrine, but not before yelling after him
"YOU HAD FUCKING BETTER, YOU CAUSED ALL OF THIS!"

>>18933189
OH GOD THE RELIEF

[x]Head back to Perrine.
time to get more PLOT, ask about their history.

>>18933189

>not sure if awesome

[X] head back

we can't do shit right now and my brain is to liquified to think of anything else.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18933189

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT

uh.... head back to Perrine?

>>18933189
Interesting
we best go back then

>>18933189
>[x]other

Oh hell no, so that you impregnate my original girlfriend?!

Follow them. Heck, why use saucers? We can teleport, remember?

>>18933189
[x] Head back. not much else we can do is there?

>>18933189
[x] Other

Follow him and wait for him to settle everything.
Then ask him what the fuck happened.

>>18933193
>brother

Oh, I assumed Future Hayatte.
[x] Perrine

>>18933189
[x] head back to Perrine.

>>18933189
Dice gods, no matter what I say or do, I will love you.

[x] Back to perrine, we'll let our timebro sort out his own shit.

Froggy-chan be needing us about now. Let's trust future us to figure this out.

It occurs to me we're going to need to get advice from someone who regularly had himself helped out by his stronger future self.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18933189
Back to Perrine, maybe mentally contact other girls. Not that I'm sure what to say.

Also, add "Save relationship" to the Time Travel To-Do List

>>18933210
>you impregnate my original girlfriend

It's not technically cheating.

>[X] Other: Realise you practically abandoned a woman who just revealed is having your baby. Then go back to her and apologise.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18933230
>>18933210
It's also not us. Might be Negayate. My paranoia is sparked.

>>18933196
Putting this, my vote, into pursue with TELEPORT.

Head back. Apologise to Perrine. Figure out why she's been hiding this from you.

>>18933231
Bullshit. We asked her to wait while we tried to defuse a *very* dangerous situation. She's smart enough to realise that stopping Erica from doing something she'd regret is what needed to be done right now.

Yeah, Perrine just revealed we're the father. but she's also the one more likely to act rationally in this situation.
Erica has no inkling that time-travel was involved in the situation. Hayate is the only one who knows that.

>>18933231
Quit over-dramatizing. She's not as fragile as you think she is. Five minutes with Mio while we try to avert a family crisis isn't the end of the fucking world.

>>18933242
Negayate would have our best interests in mind, even if he chose to carry them out in a way we find morally reprehensible. Assuming it's a future timeline variant, which considering the promptness is likely.

>>18933250
well, Hayate and Perrine both know about time-travel shenaningans.

>>18933256
I still don't like it.

>>18933189
Head back to Perrine

Now that we know things will be ok thanks to futuyate we can deal with the Froggy situation

>forgot MSQ was on tonight
>realize it as I am contemplating sleep
>sleep is for the dead,I have swagging and hatting to do!

>>18933193
>strikers
>brother
Probably not.

>>18933226
I support this.

>oppose dbabil
What? No, I can't do that, Captcha.

>>18933263
Neither do I.
>>18933256
I disagree. Negayate isn't our friend.

>>18933259
exactly, but nobody has said, and consequently considered, the time-travel explanation, except for those two, and they did so in private.

>A familiar, but older sounding voice
> familiar roar of striker units
>flash of silver, black and blue

So these are basically our clues to who this is.
voice would fit with futureyate or future negayate
striker units would mean either a witch, or we get those strikers we've been planning
black and blue would mean us, but dont know where the silver fits in

>>18933273
Besides, he's the one who got us into this mess in the first place anyway. There is no reason to trust him.
At least we should make sure that he doesn't do any funny business

>>18933278
>dont know where the silver fits in
It's properly dapper. It would also work for the strikers.

>>18933278
either from the strikers or the cassiopea.

I still say we need to follow whoever this was. They may be coming in as reinforcements, but the present is still our responsibility.

>>18933278
Someone mentioned leaving the strikers raw metal and naming them SILVER BULLETS.
That would be the silver

>>18933278
It's more likely to be futuyate.

I doubt Negayate would convince the twins to give him the strikers.

>>18933278
assuming that our children will sound like us, it could also be Erica's son, but that's a bit of a stretch I'll admit.

>>18933295
Why wouldn't he? He could also just STEAL them.

>@HappyBrownGuy
>Just now, I found myself thinking that I want a kid of my own. Damn I'm getting old.

Oh no! Women of Philippines, look out!

(he's from Philippines, right? I can't remember clearly)

>>18933314

>failppines

says so at the top.

>>18933314
Yep, dude's a flip.

>>18933314
Nah, he doesn't need to dirty himself with 3D women.

Adoption, Ho!

>>18933314
>Oh no! Women of France, look out!
ftfy

Well, I'm now basically running on go-pills and LG's posts.

Feels bad man.

>>18933314
Yeah, he's here alright.
>Also confused about relationship anon here, wish you luck LG. I hope yours turn out better than mine

>>18933318
>>18933319

Oh great.
Because I almost wrote 'Thailand'. Phew! Dodged a bullet there.

>>18933278
Probably futuyate

Negayate I think would be busy right now, and jumping from one timeline to another would be very hard and not something he could do quite often i think.

unless he is stupidly powerful compared to us and can evade the bureau of his dimension who would probably be chasing him unless it is a negabureau

The silver could of course be our strikers, our hair or even just ornamentation / majaikal goodies futuyate has

>>18933279
Perrine is the one insisting it was her call, and we should believe her on this one, especially considering that she was in a fragile enough emotional state that we felt the need to comfort her at the expense of the continuity. For all we know, she originally threw herself off a bridge or something after the incident.

Whoever said "you can't step in the same river twice" clearly wasn't a time-traveler.

>>18933334
Well knowing LG if he did go towards 3D women they would all be in danger regardless of where they live

The flip women would just be the start

>never want to have kids
>constantly told I would be a good father
>MFW

>Back to Perrinne
Not entirely happy with leaving it all to him, but sure that you couldn't help much anyways, you head back to Perrinne.

She's sitting there facing Mio, both women saying nothing.
You sit yourself back down next to her.
"How did it go?" Mio asks you.
"I have no idea." you answer her.
"Shoudnt you go to her?" Perrine says ash she takes your hand in hers.
"I will." you say with a squeeze.
"So, he really is mine then?" you ask Perrinne.
"Yes. You told me not to tell you until the time was right. And there was no better time to tell you until now." she answers.
"That was the night you saw me in my bolero huh?"
"Yes."
"I... I'm sorry for taking advantage of you like that." you tell her.
"No!" she answers with an edge to her voice, "I told you before, It's not your fault. I wanted this. I made you do this."
"But still... I'm sorry." you begin to say.
"No. I should be the one apologizing. I had to mess your life up. I had to create trouble. I'm sorry Hayate. If you don't want to, I am fully prepared to take care of this child on my own." she says as she continues to hold your hand.

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

wait wait wait. IF we went back to past in the future and we know this now then we know not to go back to the past and then froggy wouldn't be pregnant. or what? wouldnt that make her not pregnant? i dont even know anymore. fuck time

>>18933364
"What makes you think I'd let you do that, hmm?"

>>18933364
"That's not going to happen."

>>18933365
We are dealing with future pluperfect
And we will do it anyway because we want to keep the timeline intact

>>18933364
Ask her what she wants to do now and Mentilate the girls that we need to talk. Make sure we get the story right and we avoid another blow up like Erica's if possible

>>18933364
"No. I'm going to take responsibility for my actions, and I'm going to help you raise this child."

>>18933365
Paradox. Byebye universe.
>>18933364
"WHAT?! NO! ... No. I will take responsibility."

rolled 56 = 56

>>18933365

just gotta make sure we go back in time someday and it will all be good.

>>18933365
If we don't go back and sleep with her then it would cause horrific time stuff. MSQ has
a model of time travel where if you've done it then you have to do it.

>>18933364
>WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?
That is absolutely not an option

>>18933364
"No. Don't even think that. A child is one of the most wonderful things that can happen to anyone, and I want to be a part of it's life. I want to be there for you and the child. I would never even consider telling you to do this on your own, Perrine."

>>18933364
"Perrine, it's okay to let others help you."

>>18933364
I don't want you to have to do that, but I'm not in any state to be making decisions right now, until I've got this sorted out a bit more and come to terms with all this.

>>18933365
At this point, if we don't go back and bang Perinne, we'll prevent a life from ever having existed. Timebortions are pretty fucking messy, man.

>>18933380
>>18933379
It might just be me, but I really hate the "I'll take responsibility" line. It feels like saying "This is a chore and an obligation, so I have to do it whether I like it or not."

It's not a line I'm fond of. The frequency with which the Nips use it in their media/porn annoys the fuck out of me.

>>18933364
"I couldn't make you do that even if I wanted to. Besides, I started the time-shenanigans, and I'll eventually be the one to 'do the deed'. I'm responsible twice."

>>18933372
>>18933373
>>18933380
>>18933379
>>18933385

>Promising shit without working out things with your girlfriends beforehand.
Hayate. You are truly a scum.

We're not responsible for the action of future us. Because future us is a different person no matter what you think.
I'm not saying to leave her be, but ffs, please be considerate of your other relationships first.

>>18933399
That's because you see children as a chore. They as a duty. Something that honour demands to be done and makes you a good person.

>>18933407
And that's where you are wrong. This dimension has a different mode of time travel. That child is ours. We just haven't done it yet, but we will have to in the past.

>>18933407
In my mind, we aren't promising to marry her, just help raise the kid. Honour demands no less.

>>18933407
If Erica decides to go all 'me or the tadpole', take a guess as to which direction we'll go.

>>18933407
We're promising that she won't have to raise the kid alone. That's all. It's not like we're offering to suddenly devote our entire existence to her alone.

Guys, we can't promise this without getting the girl's okay first. Even if wer know it's the right thing to do, we shoudn't be prepared to just break our promises to or girls this quickly. Let's not promise things until we've got this sorted out, okay?

>>18933424
That's not going to happen.

>>18933407
You are terrible
Stop it

but we can use this future hayate. we can just come back from the future and take care of the baby or wot?

>>18933407
Taking responsibility for a kid isn't the same as adding another girl without permission. It's our biological son, I'd think we'd prefer to have some say in raising it even if we hated Perrine.

>>18933418
Yeah, because this is not a setting with many alternate dimensions, right?
He could be from other reality for all we know.
And I mean, future us, is not the present us. Even if genetically we're the same person, mentally and by experience we're not.

>take a guess as to which direction we'll go.
Gargantuan shitstorm, the kind of mankind has never seen before, and never will again.

I don't see our PTSD-ridden effectively-parentless selves abandoning our kid. Not gonna happen

>>18933433
Only Erica will actually object. Ursula might complain a little, but everyone else will be all 'SQUEEEEE BABBY IS FORMED!'

>>18933433
>Guys, we can't promise this without getting the girl's okay first.

I don't think that promising to be involved in raising our own child is something we need to consult with anyone on.

Also there's pretty much no way Hayate would let her raise the tadpole alone.

>>18933433
At what point did we promise to never take any babies into the house?

>>18933433
We can and will promise to look after her

The girls just need to ok her being a girlfriend but none of them will stop us from being a good father

We caused this in some way in the future and we are not going to be anything like our father

>>18933375
>We are dealing with future pluperfect
The tense which simultaneously makes time travel awesome and terrible!

>>18933454
More like one guy trying to troll.

>>18933433
And what about our promises? If we skip the fuck out on this, or even just make it conditional, what kind of message does that send? That taking care of our family, our OWN BLOOD is contingent on a group vote? That when it comes right down to it, taking care of our children and their mothers is open to negotiation?

>>18933466
>>18933463
>>18933460
>>18933459
>>18933457
>>18933446

Thank you, saner minds.

>>18933463
Are you trying to say that we take baby in the house but not Perrinne? Because they both come in package and having perrine move in is adding another girl to the harem WITHOUT asking others first.

>>18933459
Likely. But stop presuming. Ask the girls first.

>>18933494
Even if we don't welcome Perrine into the household, and I'm sure we will, many a child has been raised fine by parents who aren't romantically attached to each other.

>>18933494
>having perrine move in is adding another girl to the harem WITHOUT asking others first.

no it is not

>>18933494
No. Piss off.

>>18933494
>Are you trying to say that we take baby in the house but not Perrinne?

I imagine you've never heard of dual custody? If Perrine can join, then it's for the better, but no, we don't have to bring her into the house to be a good father to the kid.

>>18933494
It's possible to live in the same house as someone else without intercourse, you know.

>>18933494
Living in our gigantic beach resort ≠ in the family.

>>18933494
We have a huge villa with (5?) bedrooms. Us+harem uses one. We gots space. Only Erica seems to really hate Perrine, so I don't think anyone else would like us running out Perrine. we aren't adopting her. not yet, anyway.

>>18933513
Even past that, we don't need to live in the same house as the baby.

>>18933501
>parents who aren't romantically attached to each other.
But Hayate and Perrinne are. What are you talking about?

>Even if we don't welcome Perrine into the household, and I'm sure we will
Even if that means all other girls will break off the relationship? I don't believe it will happen, but AGAIN, WORK IT OUT TOGETHER. BECAUSE, get this, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DECISION. More important than buying a house.

>>18933513
but it's not about having sex
You realize that in other girls minds Perrinne will immediately become most important girl just because she has a child with us, even though she was the last to join? Women's jealousy. It's an awful thing.
They might feel cheated.

>ITT: one guy doesn't understand what a "harem" is

>>18933533
Bro do you even women?

>>18933512
>>18933529
To clarify, if we can't resolve things with the girls, Perrine can continue living in the Bureau and we can visit, help with bills, take a part in raising him, etc.

>>18933533
>Hayate and Perrinne are
Only if the girls approve of it. And they will. Which is what I was saying.

The thing we want to make clear to Perrine right now is that she won't have to raise the child alone, she won't have to face this burden alone.
There's really no other option available to us that we can live with, in that regard.
How we work out the arrangements of that situation can be figured out later, and yes, it should be considered by the whole family so that we can find a solution that everyone finds acceptable,
but for the moment, what matters is telling Perrine that we aren't going to let her do this alone.

>>18933557
This. Exactly this.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18933557

this nigga knows.

>>18933512
>>18933533
Have either of you grown up with a father that wasn't in the home? Military family or similar? That shit's hard, even if the father does care. I don't think we should already be discussing ways to live apart from the kid. There's no good reason for it.

"No. Don't even think that. A child is one of the most wonderful things that can happen to anyone, and I want to be a part of it's life. I want to be there for you and the child. I would never even consider telling you to do this on your own, Perrine."
"Thank you..." she could only say in return.

-------------------------------------------------
Far above the beach, he catches up to Erica.
"Erica wait, let ME explain this." he tells her.
She stops in mid-air, the familiar yet different voice confusing her.
She sees him floating there in silver strikers.
He's older, about in his thirties, and there's no denying from where he came from.
"Can you really explain? Can you tell me jsut what the fuck is going on?" tears begin to fall down her face.

------------------------------------------
You place an arm around Perrinne and she leans into your hug.
On the seat across from you, Mio observes everything.
"Hayate... Now that we are on the subject of children..." The major begins.

[ ]yes Major?
[ ]NNOOOOOOOOOPE

>>18933557
I'm still strongly against having Perrine live anywhere but the house, but I'll go with this.

For now.

>>18933557
Lookout may roll poorly, but he speaks wisely

>>18933570
It's hard, yes. It's also better than straight out abandonment, which is something we'd never do.

Also, yes, my parents divorced fairly early.

>>18933575
>[x]yes Major?

>>18933575
Si?

"please be gentle"

>>18933575
[x] Yes Major?
Merely so we can continue hilarious rape shenanigans.

>>18933575
"... get it off your chest. It seems to be a good day for that."

>>18933575
>He's older, about in his thirties, and there's no denying from where he came from.
Now if I remember correctly, doesn't this mean he's actually like 117.

Yes Major?

rolled 39 = 39

>>18933575
>[x]yes Major?

>>18933575
NNOOOOOOPE

[x] Yes, Major?

Because seriously, even Mio wouldn't break the mood with rape right now.

>>18933575
You have got to be kidding me. Now is not the time, Major Sakamoto, and I think we need to set up some boundaries.

1. No sex until the rest of the girls approve your entry into our family.

That's really the only one I can think of, actually.

>>18933575
[x]Yes Major?


>LOAD MORE CANONS

>>18933570
>comparing military dad to living practically next door
Uh. Okay.
>>18933575
[x] Yes, major?

>>18933575
yes major?

>>18933575
[x]yes Major?
"Seems that today's the day to get everything out in the open. Some times, I wish I will never fix my watch."

>>18933594

If she does I'm about ready to blow my stack at her tactlessness.

Yeeeeeeeeeees?

>>18933575

>[X] yes major?

it would be unsightly if she were to try anything now.

rolled 84 = 84

[x]NNOOOOOOOOOPE

>>18933533
Who says she is instantly the most important?
She is important because she has our child, no more or less than any girl currently in the family

>>18933577
And I agree with you, and I think that as a whole the family will be amenable to her staying in the house, but I do think that's a decision the whole family has to agree to.

And please guys, let's not take the discussion of broken homes too far into personal experience. I think we can wisely cross that bridge when we get to it without bringing up everyone's absent/divorced/separated/deceased fathers.

>>18933606

Giggity

>>18933618
I'm not saying she is the most important. 'm saying the other girls might think she'll become.
Because like it or not, having a child binds them two closer than any other girls.

>>18933575
Yes major?

>>18933588
Anywhere from mid thirties to 117 we don't know exactly when he is from just that he halted the aging around 35

Also I like the confirmation we do grow the plant, might have to ask futuyate for some tips

>>18933629
Arguable.

Either way, there is an easy solution, if you know what I mean.

>>18933634
Might not be the plant. could be the Juice.

>>18933629
Then we make sure they know she isn't

We have done harder things so far than reassuring them they are all as important to us as the others and these are not psychotic American women but psychotic anime girls

>>18933639
You mean knocking them all up, if you know what I mean.

>>18933639
Impregnate others? :D

>>18933640
Yeah bu it was mentioned it was snowberry juice instead of SUE juice somewhere

I thought SUE juice to start with

>>18933641
>these are not psychotic American women but psychotic anime girls

..... you have a point.

>>18933641
>psychotic anime girls.
you know what. I thought we'd be fine before, butwe're screwed, aren't we?

>>18933634
We already know that the Mandragora planted next to it should help or ruin things. We should get on that, I suppose.

>>18933649
It was *Speculated* that it was snowberry-based. It hasn't been confirmed either way beyond "Juice".

>>18933645
Babbies 4 all!

>>18933645
>>18933644
>>18933639

>Problem: Pregnancy causing relationship issues

>/tg/ Solution: MORE PREGNANCY!

>>18933634
>>18933640
>>18933649
>>18933655
personally, I'd like to think that Hayate would prefer to sustain his agelessness off a magic plant rather than the distilled blood of SUEs.
vice-versa for negayate.

>>18933661
As Kony once said:

There is no problem that cannot be solved by throwing more kids at it.

>>18933663
He's primary task as an agent will be to hunt down SUEs and liquidate them.
Might just as well make use of their blood.

>>18933663
It doesn't matter. In much the same way that we can't go back and change Perrine getting pregnant, we can't put ourselves in a situation where futureyate doesn't basically gain juice-fueled immortality.

What will happen will happen.

>>18933644
>>18933645
>>18933659
Goddamnit people. Do you have any idea how fucking hard it is for a family to raise a child at that young of an age?

Its not about the supportive wealth, its the emotional baggage and the care to all of them. I've seen families tear each other apart beacause of this shit

fuck, that is my family

>>18933661

>>18933671
Well, we are in a position to breed ourselves a small army...

>>18933684
We shall BUILD AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR

>>18933681
I'm sorry bro, but we're being nonserious at the moment.

Sorry to hear about your stuff.

>>18933681
We are sort of taking the piss, here.

"Yes Mio?" you ask the cyclopean samurai.
"Well, judging from your responses last night, and from what I see in you, I'm sure you would make a great father to this child..." she tells you.
"Thank yo-"
"And all the others that will follow." she quickly adds with a leer.
"Yes... Quite. Thank you Mio." you were finally able to say.

You turn back to Perrinne.
"So what do you want to do now?"
"I... I need to talk to the others... I want to be with you." she tells you.
"I'll get the girls together then." you tell her with a reassuring smile.
--------------------------------

Minutes pass in silence, not another word said between you three.
You hear the sound of Erica's souped-up strikers and she lands on the beach.
Wordlessly she walks up to you.
You can see that she has been crying.

**ROLLEM**

>>18933684
>>18933694
FUCKING HELL, JUST LISTEN TO YOURSELVES
youre all starting to sound like negayate

>>18933700
Fuck sorry, its just a sensitive topic for me. Massive amounts of emotional shit flinging happened back then. Shit I dont like to remember

rolled 74 = 74

>>18933710
And then futuyate failed.

rolled 83 = 83

>>18933710
ROLLA GET A DOLLA

rolled 62 = 62

>>18933710
ohshitohshitohshitohshit

rolled 9 = 9

>>18933710

thats not good...

rolled 66 = 66

>>18933710
Say nothing. Words aren't needed. Just hug her, trying to express how much we need her forgiveness through that action.

rolled 48 = 48

Okay, if this is a 1, all is lost.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18933710
Here's to hoping that Futuyate got this problem that we will create sorted out.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18933717
If you can't tell that we are not serious, you should go die in a fire.
>>18933710
rollingu

>>18933729
... That's fucking gold.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18933710

rolled 26 = 26

>>18933739
Forgot to add a roll.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18933729
This.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18933741

>>18933710
Dice gods, you want this as much as we do.

>>18933741
>>18933744
Both of you shouldn't have rolled.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18933710
CAN'T-
To hell with goofy utterances. This is serious time.

Solid rolls, guys
>>18933726
Except for you, pick up your game.
>>18933744
And you. Come on, man.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18933752
Lookout, my man!
Luck of the Irish.

We're good. Stop rolling.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18933710
"... I'm sorry to have upset you."

>>18933752
Alright!

>>18933752
Everyone stop rolling now. Lookout got a good one for once.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18933737
Sorry mate, its like fucking ptsd trigger.
I go full on rage retard when something makes me remeber it.

Fuck it last roll. That made me remember horrible shit I seriously dont want right now.
Im out. Sorry for my rant guys.

>>18933771
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>18933771
By the Gods!

rolled 42 = 42

>>18933717
Please tell me you've seen a shrink about it.
>>18933710
DICE. Please be gentle~

>>18933771
Whelp

Everything is fine.

>>18933752
LLLLLOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!

...
Good job.

Pls stop rolling guys.
Pls?

>Guys use 4chanX extension. You can click Update now button at the bottom before posting to check the current rolls

>>18933771
Good jerb

>>18933764
>nat 100 immediately after
Shows what you know.

>>18933771
Natural 100, everyone stop now.

rolled 24 = 24

>>18933764
I'll never stop rolling

rolled 68 = 68

>>18933710
swag, don't fail us now

>>18933717
Man, I wasn't even here, and I'm sorry about it.

>>18933737
Dunno about you, but I was completely serious.

>>18933771

hooray we might not die!

>>18933771

rolled 93 = 93

>>18933788

>>18933771
Fantastic.

>>18933771
LG: *slowclap*

>>18933737
If you're that serious about not being serious... Fuckin' relax, mate.

>>18933788
Then you need to roll into a ditch.
>>18933793
Hello, Negayate.

>>18933785
newfag here. I have no idea what that is.

>>18933806
morelike
trollface.jpg
*ignore anything >30*

>>18933775
I feel ya man. That kinda shit's not easy for anybody.

>>18933810
I could link you, but I have it installed and it isn't working for me, so...

>>18933771

>>18933816
Did you update it?

It works fine for me.

>>18933810
http://www.4chan.org/tools

>>18933810
http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x/
>>18933816
Works fine here.

>>18933771
Exactly what we needed.

cake and candy for everyone!

good job guys we might actually survive the night!

>>18933825
Why use that when you can use >>18933822

>>18933811
>refresh?
Advicehayae.jpg
>but then they would have fun

>>18933822
I see. thanks mate.

>>18933822
That's not 4chanX. That's the 4chan extension.
http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x/
is 4chanX

>>18933825
Yeah. It's updated. If it matters, it's Scriptish, not Greasemonkey.

I see the 4chan X menu bar and the like, but no amount of jiggering has gotten it working.

>>18933771
The top gun anthem is now blaring on my computer at 7:30 AM.

Fuck yeah.

>>18933851
Dude, you need Greasemonkey.

>>18933866
Oh wait Scriptish IS Greasemonkey. Nevermind lol.

whatevs. real balla gangters use 4chan Plus.
>dealwithit

>>18933866
No, you don't. Greasemonkey is, if you'll forgive the reference, old and busted, while Scriptish is the new hotness.

Also, it states, on the page, to use Scriptish, not Greasemonkey

>>18933866
Yeah, the 4chan X site said that I should use Scriptish instead. I don't remember it working any better when I had the Scriptish version and Greasemonkey version installed.

>check catalog
>MSQ, I thought it wasn't till tonight!
>oh holy shit Erica is running this is bad
>dem rolls
>phew, maybe this'll work out
>DAT 100

And now I'm caught up. Good job, guys.

Saying nothing, she sits down besides you and gives you a hug. One which you return warmly.
"I'm still not giving you to her." she mutters into your shoulder.
"You don't have to. I only ask you to share." you tell her.
"...okay." she says softly as she buries her face into your shirt.
"If you do anything to hurt him," she says loud enough for all to hear, "I will end you."
To this, Perrinne responds, "I won't, I promise."
She also hugs you.

Mio watches this scene unfold...
She gets an idea.
"HUGS FOR ALL!" She says as she leaps out of her seat.

>>18933894
DAMNIT MIO

Oh Mio. Shine on, you crazy diamond!

>>18933894

way to ruin a tender moment MAJOR.

>>18933894
"Dammit Mio can't you read social cues!?"

FUCKING FINALLY. The Perrine drama arc is finished, and we can have a few fun times with froggy before the next big thing hits.

>>18933894
>"...okay."
YES. Erica has agreed.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS

>>18933912
She's making it BETTER

>>18933894
Yes! Hugs for all! Time to be happy again!

>>18933894
>mfw

On that happy feel, I'm out gents, see y'all tonight.
Don't forget: Trude owes us the rest of a beating.

>>18933914
>inb4 Ursula refuses to accept Perrine

>>18933894
"Read the moment, Mio?"
That said, hug the shit out of the these witches

>>18933914
The next big thing that would also take 100 threads to resolve.
MY BODY IS READY

>>18933894
"... So, can you tell me what I told you back there?"

>>18933936
Nope

>>18933936
PARADOX!

>>18933894
Witches: no sense of social inhibition.

>>18933926
>that face
>too right
Take care, man.

>>18933936
Don't be silly.

>>18933926
>Don't forget: Trude owes us the rest of a beating.
Yeah, she does.
Just because we have to do it in order to maintain the integrity of the timeline, doesn't mean that we won't deserve it.

>>18933954
That is, arguably, why we go to sleep in a massive girl pile every night, but yeah.

>>18933935
>The next big thing that would also take 100 threads to resolve.
Keima time then?

>>18933922
The power of crits

The rest should be easier to convince given Erica is on our side

>>18933894
Drunken pirate witch is best witch

>>18933948
HAYATE! YOU CAN'T GO CHANGING THE FUTURE LIKE THAT! YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX!

>>18933884
Not that anyone cares, but it turns out the 4chan Extension is just incompatible with 4chan x.

Just remember: Once Mio gets pregnant, she's going to have to stop drinking for a good nine months.

I would love to see the look on her face when she realises that.

>>18933985
Sounds like a plan.

>>18933914
>implying Nanoha won't be all WHY CAN'T YOU GET ME PREGNANT TOO
>I CAN BE A GOOD MAMA, YOU'LL SEE
>I DON'T NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A MAMA, SEE YOU IN 10 YEARS
10 minutes later
>oh hi
>told you i didn't need you
>say hi, vivio
>down feito, i get first strike, remember

>>18933997
I'm actually not too surprised, since they do very similar things.

>>18934000
>by the end of week 4

>>18934000
>>18934000
>>18934000
>>18934000
Oh God, this.

Tell her this. She'll start singing a different tune REAL quick.

Also: If knowing what future us does causes paradox, then how can future us make physical contact with us?

>>18934016
>implying week 4, not day 4

>>18934032
Very carefully.

>>18934010
I miss Yandere Nahona. She was cute.

But having a yandere girlfriend who can blow up planets is probably not safe.

>>18934032
>>18934016
>>18934000

You're underestimating her, guys. Mio isnt the Hero of Japan for nothing.
Given enough reason and will, she'll burn the worlds supply of alcohol.
>That reason would be really fucking important for her to do that though

>>18934000

>trollololololol

oh god i can't breath

Mio: "guess what, i got a baby inside!"
Hayate: "thats wonderfull to hear, we'll take good care of the both of you"
Mio: "time for a celebration!"
Hayate: "wait stop, no alcohol, its bad for the baby!"
Mio: "what?"
Yoshika: "yes, alcohol is strictly forbidden during your pregnancy"
Mio: "dear wife..."
Hayate: "y-yes?"
Mio: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?"

>9b himplow

no captcha room 9b faces away from the sunset, we'll plow them in the room across the hall.

>>18934036
Take it from the guy who's drinking Remy Martin in his OJ at 8am: it takes a little longer than 4 days.

>>18934057
Baby seems like an important reason.

Unless you want the baby to look like this.

>>18933924
Nah, Hayate has mentioned how good her hugs are and
Perrine will be the meat in a Mioyate sandwich

>>18933926
Or raping, we can't be sure yet. I always thought she was a bit too formal like she was constantly suppressing the natural female reaction to Swagzilla

Dinner...
You, the girls, Mio and Perrinne sit around a table you manifested on the beach.
Torches supplied by Kraus illuminate the scene as you begin to dish out dessert.
The whole meal was spent mostly in silence, the girls probably knowing what would be coming next.

Erica breaks the ice.
"Isnt there something you wanted to say?" she asks Perrinne.
"Yes. yes there is." she answers the German girl as she looks around the table into the faces of all present.
"I love him. I want to be with him. Please let me be with him. Please allow me into your family." she tells the girls.
"What about the other thing?" Erica asks.
"What other thing?" Ursula says.
Hina and Nanoha observe silently.
"I'm pregnant. With his child...."
Nanoha tilts her head, Hina's eyebrow goes up, Ursula looks to her sister.
"Time travel bullshit. I'll explain it to you all later." Erica tells them.
"We must discuss this amongst ourselves for now." Ursula says as she puts her fork down,
"Hayate, please keep the Major and Perrinne company as we do so."
"Of course." You answer them as you lead the other two towards the house.

-------------------------------------------
You stand on one of the numerous landings built into the long winding staircase.
Below you, the sea softly laps at the base of the gleaming white tower that the house is built on.
Perrine is standing besides you, Mio leaning against the curved wall.
"Hayate. Thank you for everything." Perrine tells you softly as her hand reaches for yours.
You say nothing and just hold her hand.


**ROLLEM**

's all jokes, folks. is waitin for LG now.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18934078
Girls come back, want giant sex party?

rolled 18 = 18

>>18934078

rolled 10 = 10

>>18934078
Rollin 'em

rolled 13 = 13

>>18934078

rolled 83 = 83

>>18934078
oh god please be a good roll

rolled 94 = 94

>>18934078
And then Tadpole and Frog were exiled.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18934078
... I'll get the whiskey.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18934095
>>18934097
>>18934098
>>18934099
Oh boy

>>18934085
I say as he posts
>facepalm.jpg

rolled 57 = 57

>>18934078
Damnit, Lookout and Fritz aren't here, guess it's up to me to fuck this up.

I really wish it wasn't. I don't wanna fuck this up.

>>18934095
>>18934097
>>18934098
>>18934099

i can see this ending badly.

rolled 70 = 70

>>18934078

rolled 6 = 6

>>18934078
harem additions are go!

rolled 56 = 56

>>18934095
>>18934097
>>18934098
>>18934099

rolled 90 = 90

>>18934078
What am I even rolling for here?

rolled 21 = 21

rollingu

>>18934101
Please stop everyone.

>>18934100
>>18934101
Those seem decent enough. Let's stop now.

rolled 4 = 4

>dem rolls
oh god what the fuck

rolled 74 = 74

>>18934118
nah