Time to put on a pot of tea.

>>22564151
I'll get the crumpets.

This is the greatest character to ever be created by a fa/tg/uy. Consider him stolen for use in the next game I'm in.

I just hope that I can make such classy innuendos.

>>22564145
Furiousmasturbation.png

So....what the fuck am I reading? Did I miss something?

>>22564365
Only the origins of the greatest derailment of shitty freeform RPs ever.

Check the previous thread.

>>22564365
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22551419

For your reading pleasure, the precursor to out performance.

So give me a summary of what happened last thread.

>>22564414
Carefully-crafted innuendos and dick-jokes, meant to mercilessly troll a gaggle of 13-year-olds on a freeform RP site.

I mean, even the character's name is a joke! Richard Fontaine!

Dick Fountain

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Switching back.
It turns out tsundere Hades fag is back!

So this guy is about dick jokes?

Waiting patiently.

>>22564498
No.

This is about well-crafted innuendos with involve numerous /tg/ in-jokes and carefully-constructed dick jokes that are disguised as exceptionally well-written posts.

The scary thing is? Richard Fontaine is easily the most well-written of all of these characters on these RP sites.

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>>22564479
>601x744

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>>22564542
>blunt cudgel

>>22564542
My good man, you are truly a god among men.

You could have the faggiest of trips, and yet you would still be among those who represent the most, the best, the brightest of this board.

>>22564574
>flaccid
>merely a blunt cudgel
jesuschristhowhorrifying.png

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>>22564542
>idly draw his sword out and started polishing it

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Back to the school. Apparently the rest of everyone is flying to a waterfall while protected by indestructible shields.

>>22564622
Magnificent bastard sword

>>22564622
I see what you did there.

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>>22564285
>HARMONY HARMONY OH!
you magnificent bastard.

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>>22564542
>I'm sure it'll wash out

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>>22564622

>>22564810

Old men old men running the world

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>lex has joined

>>22564810
>Emperors of Rome and the Kings of Greece

HEY-OH!

>>22564810
I fucking love you.

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>>22564876
>though it has only one gate, unlike us

OH NO YOU DIDN'T YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD

>>22564862
I think he knows.

>>22564876
>Though it has only one gate, unlike us.

Are you saying what I think you are saying?

>>22564912
I actually couldn't decipher that one, I got the hemipenes joke, but missed that part

>>22564944
Devil May Cry, not bad.

>>22564479

I hate this mon guy so much, but the way he acts so tsundere towards Richard is just amazing.

Hopefully, if anybody tries to call you on all the insinuation, you'll play completely dumb.

If you can actually convince some folks that you're just completely naive and THEY'RE the ones imagining the sex stuff, you win.

>>22564979
If anybody actually bothers to find out the medical term for boner, we're fucked.

>>22564944
HAHAHAHA AWESOME!

>>22564951
Cloaka.

>>22565074
no no, bathe and purify TOGETHER. In the spirit of "sportsmanship" between men

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>>22565074

What's the setting? And the main character's background?

>>22565118
Setting: Mary Sue freeform RPG thread
Background: PENIS

>>22565118
Background: He shall pierce the heavens.

>>22565087
If that other guy's caught on and joined in, perhaps you can use REAL MEN RIDE EACHOTHER to go cruising for the women.

"Check out my ride, baby..."

>>22565135
Actually the setting is a freeform Percy Jackson RPG forum. The MC is a son of Priapus, the god of male genitalia (and gardens, but who cares about gardens).

His covert dick jokes are incredible. I am amazed noone figured him out already.

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>>22565154
Forgot obvious image to go with it.

>>22565212
>sacred band of Thebes
>itbegins.jpg

Listen to this while reading the posts.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk

>>22565212
ahahahahaha
oh god.

Fuck, archived the wrong thread. Everybody go onto suptg and downvote it.

>>22565212
My god, its beautiful.

>>22565212
>sacred band of Thebes

Oh...

Oh sweet merciful Lord. My sides, sir. My sides have not recovered from last night! Have you no decency, sir? At long last, have you no decency?

Nah, I'm fucking with you. I don't need my sides.

>>22565212
You are bringing the Sacred band in this. This might have been your undoing, because if he searches for this on wikipedia: ... consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army.

But who knows, maybe he is too stupid for that.

>>22565104
Get out of here STALKER.

Oh God this thread.
I love you.

>>22565268
Maybe he'll think it means that ol' Dick wants to team up and fight stuff and be totally oblivious?

>>22565268
At any time they could have Googled priapus and found out he is the god of dicks. I don't see this being more of a risk than that.

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>>22565294

>>22565212
Oh God, please let him be oblivious and not google it. Please. Actually, no, let him find out. I want to see how he reacts and you showing this guy some old school Theban loving.

>>22565294
you are a god amongst anons, OP.

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>>22565268
The greatest, elite warriors of the Theban Army fought as pairs, with synchronized bodies, minds and souls...

that's one way to spin it.
The important thing is that this be the result

>>22565307
Well yeah, but as far as i know priapus exists in Percy Jackson as the god of gardens (he is that, too). So they just assume they know what priapus is already.

But the Sacred Band? I doubt that.

Also, found the forum, i am reading in real time now.

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>>22565294
I'm tempted to join up as a daughter of a female goddess, just for shits and giggles.

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>>22565294

>slam and jam

YOUUUUUUUUUUU FFFFFFFUCKING KING

>>22565346
Too many chef spoil the stew.

>>22565360
True, and the man already has enough straight men to last him a while.

>>22565342
I thought reading in real time was a good idea so I decided to try and find it, but that terrible website design and massive signatures. About 10% of the space on the webpage is for the actual roleplaying, it's absurd.

Are we allowed to join in on this habidashery?

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Back to Supernatural school

>>22565443
>Incest jokes about Priapus
>40k jokes
>Blade Runner jokes.

YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MERE MORTAL MEN.

>>22565443

That nividia bit got me good

>>22565443

A wink towards /v/. Man, I freaking love you.

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>>22565443

>>22565443
Good god. This man is my hero.

>>22565471
He is all of our heroes, Anon.

He is not the hero we deserve. But he is our hero.

>>22565439
See >>22565360

>>22565443
You should be crowned a king among trolls, for you troll with a grace and style unknown to the lesser troll-masses.

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>>22565443
He is our champion.

>>22565443
What's the other joke? I get the nvidia one.

>>22565530
>feels

>>22565530
There's some Dawn of War paraphrasing.

Properly archived, since the last one was for the wrong thread.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22564075/

>>22565530
There's the "warp overtaking me", with incest undertones for good measure.

>>22565530
Blade runner reference (...on fire off the shoulder...glitter...near the...gate, all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the <cough>, rain)

A Good Pain is a reference too

>>22565530
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55s0X2X9kVA

>>22565530
>Forcing his "strength" through Dick, ifyaknowwhatImean
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=O03WLn8SzaE#t=29s
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=YOphFl88U-g#t=24s
>AND DEM FEELS

>>22565585
Hades kid stares poker faced alot. Also he luuuurvs him some meditating. He's like an anime gone horribly wrong.

>>22565585
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAL

>>22565585
What's that last bit referencing? I can't quite place it.

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>>22565585
>mfw I figured out that he's talking about goatse

>>22565620
Swordwalker

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>>22565631
HOLY FUCK

>>22565620
i'd draw you a picture, but I'd probably get banned/

>>22565631
This is the single greatest thread on 4chan at this moment in time.

Somebody has got to archive this before it's too late.

>>22565647
I get the whole asshole thing, but that "speak softly and listen to the echoes in the void" bit sounded like a reference to something different.

>>22565685

I already did: >>22565581

>>22565687
I'd say EYE: DIVINE CYBERMACY but it was probably also a reference to something different in that

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>>22565443

>>I can feel it overtake me, though it is a good pain.

>>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Nvidia Cogitators on fire off the shoulder of Noegaemes.

>>22565687
>speak softly and listen to the echoes in the void
Maybe it was just a reference to goatse's circumference reaching echo-inducing size

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Damn, this pussy is playing hard to get!

>>22565673
If I had to choose a single thread as /tg/'s enduring legacy, I would be honored to use this as an example.

Vote it up! The correct one is on top.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

>>22565585
>implying white has only kings
>implying you can resign after your king dies
>implying that metaphor makes any kind of sense

>>22565706
Ah yes, that sounds about right.

In case it hasn't been posted yet, the thread in between the sup/tg/ linked to in OP and this one:

>http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22555259/#22555259

>>22565735
>Dr Rollso
>Propane
My sides are no longer on this mortal plane. His obliviousness to these innuendos is delicious.

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Back to the school

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>>22565840
>2013
>Implying you can outrun the God of Dicks

>>22565840
BUT DOLPHINS RAPE

>>22565840
>dolphin rape
you glorious...

>>22565840
dolphin rape caves incoming

>>22565840
Motherfucking dolphins. Genius.

>>22565840
>Dolphin rape references
Good god, man. How many different innuendos could a single man possibly come up with?

>>22565840

You son of a bitch.

You GLORIOUS son of a bitch.

>>22565585
>To be denied of the many doors we all carry within ourselves
>See the true caverns of secrets within each of us
Oh god I can't breathe!

I stumbled upon my thread /tg/. And I read it all.
Now I don't know what I am feeling. Tell me what this feel is.

>>22565868
she wants the dick
you know what you have to do

All of these characters he interacts with need to roll for anal circumference.

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>>22565900
It is glorious feel of fantastic action of one of your brethren. Feel it with pride.

>>22565900
The Greeks had a word for it, Virtus.
/m/ had a word for it, GAR.
I have a word for it, Brilliance.

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>>22565905
Avoid this terrible future the only way you know how!

>>22565905
I think she isn't replying to him. This thread is more chaotic than the other one.

>>22565900
What you feel is love filling your insides, anon, making your prostate grow three sizes this day.

>>22565985
>10000 suns
By the goddess, I AM ENTIRELY SIDES.

This thread is making me burn calories through sidepain.

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>>22565985

>>22565985
Someone call the sidesmith!

>this thread
>my face
>my sides
OP if this is any indication you will go on to do great things.

ps. i can't wait to see what happens when he find's out.
song related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ083oCeZbQ

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He asked and got a reply

>>22566130
You'll ride for peace, alright.

>>22566064

Did we ever get sauce on that comic?

>>22566130

>OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THAT YOUR EYES ARE OPEN, SON OF HADES

>>22566130
>that Luca Turili reference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX1jHBujX14
My face and sides hurts from your shenanigans.

Oh shit, I'm reading the thread in the forum and some guys just joined. He's the son of Aristaeus.

And you know what that means...

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You're one cheeky man, Richard.

>>22566156
Taking Shelter from the Storm by loli artist Boku.

>>22566244
BBBBEEEESSSSS!

This is the only proper way to play freeform RP.

>>22566283
AUGHARHAREH MY EYES I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR HONEY

>>22566244
>Aristaeus
>BEEEEEES

I'm suspecting we may have an extra chef in the kitchen.

>>22566283
>>22566300

Also cheese!

btw site is down.

>>22566300

Agreed.

If Aristaeus is a fa/tg/uy, please just stand back and let the master do his work.

>>22566300
Or maybe somebody actually just wants to join.
Haha yeah right which one of you faggots is this

>>22566300
Damn it, too many chefs making the same soup is not a good idea.

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>>22566300
Okay, which one of you guys did this?

That cook reference is pretty much giving, ya know.

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>>22566335
GODDAMMIT

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS DID THIS?

Seriously, this is why we can't have nice things.

>>22566335
i dont get the reference

Aristaeus dude, hear me for a moment.

Right now Richard is pursuing Hades dude, so you go with Lex.

>>22566335

Dude, back the fuck off.

As long as this new faggot stays out of the way, I'm cool with it.

>>22566335
William, william william william.

Do not.

I repeat.

Do not work at the same counter as the other cook.

YOU'RE A GOOD COOK, YOU MUST KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

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Hey guys can I RP too?

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>>22566373
I need to go guys. I'll be back!

Dudes, bros, we went pretty ballistic on that bee-man.

What if he's just another crappy character? What if we lost ability to distinguish Mary Sue's from joke characters?

>>22566404

Do it at a respectful distance, and tone it down a ways.

Maybe join his Thebes Band later, with your Bees. Maybe.

Practice subtlety.

I think whoever did this is purposely trolling us. Assuming it's not just a shitty bee-based Mary Sue.

>>22566419
"You do not belong in the underworld, Richard. Get out of here!"

>No.

>>22565900
Pride, son. Pride.

>>22566419
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RICHARD, THIS IS THE UNDERWORLD. GO HOME, YOU'RE DRUNK

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>>22566442
This.

Shit, KidzWorld is down for me.

>>22566431
Not actual Bee-guy, just wanted an excuse to post the Pain
also BEEEEEEEEEEES!

>>22566419
it would be hilarious if he called a ghost out on owing him money, causing him to pursue it to get his 20 bucks

>>22566419
>RIIIIICHARD(s)

>>22566419
Why are these guys so horrible.
>join up in an rp forum to rp with others
>rp an antisocial guy who generally doesn't hang out with anyone and spends his time doing solitary things, rping by himself and driving away anyone who'd be willing to join up

>>22566430
But... bees? Really?

>>22566442
"Richard pls go"

"no"

>>22566488
No.

>>22566494
Welcome to shitty freeform RP.

>>22566494

I think he's supposed to look cool so other players try to talk to him.

>>22566430

His only powers are summoning Bees and cheese.
Clearly, he should make a grand entrance on a floating bed of cheese, surrounded by his royal court of Bees.

>>22566419
>inb4 metaphorically graphic description of Richard being raped by ghosts.

We may have good laughs out of these people, but they are happy in their ignorance. I mean, do you remember your earliest RPG/freeform RP game? They weren't perfect, they were full of plotholes, bad grammar and overpowered characters with crawling in their skin, but they still were fun to play.

Though yeah, these guys are separate class of shitty.

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>>22564622
>The Night Train has arrived.

>>22566534
My earliest RPs were at 16, I was a massive retard... and I was not this obliviously bad.

>>22566430
He's the god of cheese and bees.
Face it, mang, he HAS to be a fishmalk.

>>22566566
you mean, a beemalk

>>22566566
I'm going to again say this is someone just trying to spite us.

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>>22566419
I seriously hope you will

>>22566130
Did... did you just sneak a Legend of Steel reference in there?

>>22566609
OP is fuckin amazing like that shit. References include
>DOOM
>40k
>Blade Runner
>STALKER
>Power Metal
>Obscure greek mythology

Someone has to make a 1d4 page for this. Full transcriptions, or pictures. I'll get on it if nobody else is up for it.

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>>22566668

Godspeed.

>>22566668
Go got it. Richard Fontaine shall join our legion of honoured heros.

>>22566699
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Richard_Fontaine

Not sure exactly how to format it, but I'll try my best.

>>22566743

It will be a learning experience.

Now go and make a page worthy of Oscar and Alphonse Kapown.

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>>22564876
>IT reeks it burns! Like Hellfire!

Fucking Doomguy reference oh my lawd

>>22566442
"And leave you behind? WE RIDE AS ONE TOGETHER"

>>22566809
"WE RIDE TOGETHER, WE DIE TOGETHER"

>>22566765

I just checked, and it appears that Kapown himself lacks a page. Right along with Obed Marsh the Starpact Warlock, zombie raft maker, mountain-destroyer, /tg/ poster boy for preparedness and planning, and likely point of origin for my Dragonborn fetish.

This is an incalculable outrage.

>>22566839

What the fuck.

Is elf-slayer there? I need to go check...

>>22566765
Right now the page looks like a mess. I really need ideas how to format something as unique as a series of select forum posts while keeping context.

>>22566839
Often OCs aren't posted, because of no-fun allowed creating hate for OCs and killing momentum.

>>22566859

Nope, also there's no Assholia article.

What a shame.

>>22566885

Well, you could start with a descrition of his character. Look at his character sheet in the last thread.

Maybe a short description of secondary characters (Okeanos, Lex, and maybe the son of Aristaeus, but he still needs to prove himself worthy)

>>22566984

This must be corrected.

The Jonias Dragonraper page also, notably, lacks any copypasta or description of how the character came about. This galls me.

O hey, what's going on in this thread.

...Oh, O my.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

Gosh, where has our hero gone, and what will happen now that he's gone to hell?

>>22567451

He fell into the underworld.

Coming next, Okeanos and Richard's adventure in Hades!

>>22567489
Okay.
The suspense is killing me!

>>22567517
The pressure, the shear, pulsating power is building inside me!

Its too much to contain!

>>22567451
He will explore deep cavern of warm and wet hell.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Richard_Fontaine

Looking better, but help would be greatly appreciated seeing as I am leaving in about 30 minutes.

>>22567451
He and his close companions will dauntlessly thrust themselves into perilous unexplored crevices.

>Beggining
Oh lawdy

>>22567634
I'm sure they will find many barriers to break through, spilling the blood of the innocent as they tear away at the walls of their confines.

Oh lawdy: Prime beef fresh from the School For The Supernatural:
(My new characters
Name: Grell #########
Age:17
Gender:Male
Supernatural: He is in the real body of Aldren Ivanovitch, but an anthropophagus, but his main supernatural being is a cross breed of a Behemoth and a Basilisk.
Perso: The same as Aldren, only kinder.
Appearance: He looks exactly like Aldren, only if you look closely his eyes are yellow instead of red.
Special skill?: Looking into his eye kills you, so he wears shades. He is immune to mind weapons, so you cannot control him by any means. He also can morph into a large winged basilisk.
Other:

>>22567758
don't fuck this up, if you do I'll hunt you down and kill you.

>>22567746
None shall be able to withstand their rapacious advance, as they plow into their opponents, striking them again and again and again.

>>22567811
No no, I'm saying this was on that.

>>22567811
Anon, I do believe he was just showing us a new Mary Sue character some poor deluded child had just made.

>>22567758

>if you look closely his eyes are yellow instead of red.
>Looking into his eye kills you

>>22567854
It's impossible to tell the difference sometimes.

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>>22567547
>>22567567
>>22567634
>>22567746
>>22567836

>>22567888
So maybe you can see his eyes in the mirror?

>>22567893
I was just trying to show you what some poor deluded child had just made.

>>22567758
>Perso: The same as Aldren, only kinder.

So, he's like chocolate?

>>22567958
SURPRISE

>>22567758
>Aldren Ivanovitch
Ivan did you done?

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I know we just got over the rage about bee-guy but... Look what just appeared.

I'm actually not so sure about this one...

>>22567958
How much of a bastard must this Aldren guy be if this dude who EATS PEOPLE is a better person than him?

>>22568090

I can see it.

Richard gets a look at the blue eye under it's effects, only to act exactly the same as always.

>>22568127

And falls under it's effects*

>>22568090
If this is one of us, they went deep cover.

>>22568090
>fond of horses and centaurs
I see where this is going...

>>22568157
>mary sue thread
>character named mary
not that far.

>>22568159
She needs Richard to set her straight! VERY STRAIGHT!

>>22568090
Wow. If this truly is one of us, and I doubt it is, they really went for it. The whole hog. Spelling mistakes, kawaii picture, love of horses, pseudo-french persona. I fear that if he is one of ours we may have lost him...

>>22568090
And so the prophecy has come to be...
"Cheese, and bees, and Mary Sue,
Are all it takes to spoil the stew."

>>22568157
No. This hits toooo many alarm bells. This is one of us. I'd put money on it.

>>22568238
>This is their first post
>"Fond of horses"
>Character is named Mary
Uh-huh.

>>22568238

Gaze into the Sue, and the Sue gazes into you?

>>22568238
That's a Homestuck avatar. Considering the type of horse jokes that comic is fond of, this could be interesting.

If there wasn't already some goddamn innuendo master in the thread. Everybody else should just keep their hands off and be satisfied watching magic happen.

>>22568090
i dont know, ive been on sites like this before, looks legit
theyve even entered another rp

>>22568090
Well, whether they're legit or not, they're also posting in another rp on the same site it seems (3 posts but only 1 on Camp Halfblood). So we'll just have to see

What if we start a rp then populate it with our own and subtly harass or confuse the one normal person who enters?

>>22568584
That actually sounds fun.

I just realized OP's name is Dick Fountain.

>>22568584
NO! I know it is tempting. But don't. We must let Richard have this glory.

>>22568610
Not this RP, but start our own RP.

>>22568584
We could also find an already existing rp, one with a small population, and slowly invade with more /tg/ characters, until the previous population becomes a minority, the mods lose all control and everyone is confused as fuck.

>>22568610
but it wouldnt be the same thread

>>22568584
...Huh.

We'd need a way to verify they weren't of /tg/, though.

I guess if someone who seemed to be an already active member of that community was posting, that'd do it.

But let us not do it among this community. Let us find another freeform RP site.

>>22568619

With black-jack, and hookers!

>>22568610
Yeah, do our own.

None of us is worthy to tread the ground Richard treads. His quest is his own.

>>22568584
Exactly all exploits must be like a nice polygamist porn film, one dick, many pussies. One more dick and it may as well turn into gayporn.

Always remember that when a man is attempting art, let him attempt it alone, the best things are conceived alone.

>>22568610

I'd say this needs to happen more often though. Just once in a while, a man of pure innuendo and ham turns a Mary Sue fest into something awesome.

>>22568628

Yes, I recommend we give Richard wide berth, find our own free-form site...

And stage the /tg/ invasion.

That'll keep us entertained until Richard returns.

>>22568624
we did that a few months back with dwarves on a few free form sites and we also did it with all grey knights on some random freeform forum.

>>22568662
So why not do it again?

Okay, so we've covered Dorfs and Grey Knights... what's next - Catgirls? Bears?

>>22568662
LET'S DOOOOOOO IT

>>22568679
I would but I have to get ready for work, maybe later.

>>22568662
Aha, I could see space marines working. We'll attract lots of 40kids, and we can just stuff it full of homoerotic tension.

>>22568679
lets fucking do this
i know this other terrible rp site if you want to leave richard's alone

>>22568662
>dwarves

HAIL

>>22568701
Cool beans man

>>22568701
And the topic of that rp site is what? Harry Potter? Twilight? Furries?

>>22568701
What forum? are we talking Gaia-tier? Byond? Furries?

>>22568090
>She's got one brown eye

>>22568701
How populated is it? A little? A lot? Furries?

It would seem TG plots a full scale Crusade. We have not committed to such an act since the crusade of the Tech-priests.

>>22568701
But if we are doing this, we can't all just suddenly make new accounts at once. Flooding it would just create mistrust and bannings and a blockade on new members. We should stagger our account creation somewhat.

>>22567630
Also, to the guy who was doing the wiki page:
All you really need to do is upload a gallery of all Richard's images. The story pretty much tells itself.

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>>22568792
I remember it well

>>22568800
i already have an account so i could lead the brigade

im having trouble remembering what the site was called
it was kind of a pet collecting site that had forums with a shitton of dragon and wolf and justin beiber rps it was pure gold

>>22568800
Additionally, we'll want to spread out our activity across a large number of threads. This has the dual benefit of both increasing our post counts quickly and camouflaging our activities.

>>22568800

That's why I suggest less of a crusade and more one man armies. Instead of building or invading one board, we scatter to the furthest corners of the internet, seeking out Mary Sue ridden RP boards, and bringing innuendo, ham, and glory to their dark corners! Then we shall return to /tg/, and regale each other with stories of our conquests and hilarity!

>>22568829

Neopets?

>>22568829
found it
chickensmoothie.com

>>22568856
>neopets
Oh man, the memories. I didn't find the design of any of the pets to be cool, aside from Lupes, so I ended up with like 5 of them every damn time.

>>22568829
>>22568800
>>22568837
>>22568856
Inspired by acts of noble heroism and trolling sacrifice, /tg/ readies itself to launch a crusade across the breadth of the internet. For the glory of Lord Richard Fontaine!

>>22568856
>Neopets
The average user there is 10 years old. Going after them would just be a dickmove.

>>22568856
I've screwed around on Byond before. That shit was fun.

>>22568864
Oh wow. I just went there to look at the site interface. And wow. It's perfect.

>>22568897
Byond is byond hope, anon. The only good thing to come out of that place is SS13

>>22568856
Let's find a board first and let general apathy stagger how quickly people join.

>>22568864
Let's go