Rolled 8

Name's vamyrf81999 here, just waiting for a reply

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Hey guys, I went back to check Camp Halfblood and look what I found, Okeanos is making friends!

Epic raid /b/rother! Epic for the win!

>>22570317
it seems as though chickenshit.com takes a while, so be prepared to wait.

>>22570326
SO EDGY

Rolled 16

So or we going to be dorf's or what?

>>22570333
The hordes of /tg/ rush in, prepared for battle, approaching the gates of Mordor itself.

On the gates there is a sign saying "Closed, wait for moderator help."

/tg/ Hordes just sort of stand there, confused.

>>22570333
Yep. Whilst I wait for the fucking mods to reply, who was that guy who recommended rpnation with 10 posts and what was his username again? I think I might also join him.

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>>22570355

There's more.

>>22570376
I am he, but on rpnation I use the name VaporSnake; Antonio was just a character name. The site has a number of games and doesn't have you wait to get started, so feel free to look around and make a dorf or something.

The userbase is pretty annoying (take a look at the shoutbox) and status is decided by post count, not quality.

>>22570376
His name would be VaporSnake on RPnation

>>22570401
I think I got whiplash from that mood shift.

>>22570401

Okeanos confirmed for alpha.

>>22570401
SO EDGY! I think he needs more bonding time with Richard.

This should help:
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/fatguy.html

>>22570427
I think all the edginess is literally making me loose so much blood I am d

Guys, I think Richard's returned. >>22570344

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>>22570401
>>22570446

I know right?

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Okeanos HAS been learning from Rich.

>>22570491
>>22570499

Wait, what?

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>>22570491
>>22570499
Okemid

>>22570516
>>22570521
Mindmind

>>22570487
Our savior returns!

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>>22570521
Okemind AND mah nigga!

for the more dedicated
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1619167

also some other rps that have already started
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1568240
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1618011
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1591821

You think it will fit the thread without suspicion?

My Character:

Name: Finkin Joe
Gender: M
Age: 17 and takes Maths, Science and English.
Race: Orc
Looks: Finkin Joe looks mean, but with a thoughtful gaze.
Personality: Finkin Joe can seem gruff but he really is one of the more relaxed of his people. Hes sometimes rude but means no offence .
Bio: Finkin Joe was the son of a great orc leader known as 'eadboom Joe. He was always a very smart orc and the other orcs did not approve of his tinkering and philosophising, he was protected by his father. However, 'eadboom joe had a terrible accident and without the protection of his father Finkin Joe was run out of the tribe.
Classes: Maths, Science and English
Other: Finkin Joe always speaks his mind and sometimes presents psychic powers which he can't control.

>>22570635
Yeah that could work,
thos you only put claases next to age if youre a teacher

>>22570593
The bottom one is over 2000 posts long, yet I somehow feel as if we won't miss a thing by just jumping in.

So, which of these shall we take a look at first? Or is there a more high fantasy option?

>>22570939
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1594793
something for everyone

>>22570939
Pretty much everyone is still waiting for their intro posts to be... verified? I dunno, whatever the hell they do.

>>22570966
Seems like it has potential.

>>22570967
Yeah. We better find some discussion to keep ourselves occupied in the mean time.

>>22570967
i guess once verified pm desikun or post in the boarding school thread so we can regroup

>>22571003
>>22571005
remember to amuse that the mods there will read your PM and try to look up IP paranoia is key

what is this exactly?

>>22571129
A call to raid.
Something explicitly prohibited by the rules.

>>22571149
You wish.

>>22571180
>4. The posting or requesting of personal information or calls to invasion is prohibited.

>>22571208
Your point?

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>>22571180
>>22571218

>>22571218
Not that guy, but presumably his point is that it's legitimately against the rules.

>>22571218
This is a call to invasion. You're going to go invade an RP and fuck with the happy inhabitants.
Protip: That's against the rules.

>>22571208

This isn't really an invasion. We're going into a shitty freeform RP as an *in-game* group of outsiders or invaders. It's completely different from spamming some forum with 40K pics or some shit.

>>22571240
Some rules are meant to be broken, like jaywalking.

>>22571241
Actually, it's a call to go and join one specific RP, run by a fa/tg/uy FOR fa/tg/uys. A raid this ain't.

>>22571246
And the Habbo Hotel raids weren't raids, they were just a bunch of people roleplaying as outsiders.

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>>22571241
you're being a dumbass.

>>22571257
yes because we're all going to rp the black guy from pulp fiction and close the rp due to aids

>>22571269
Cool.

>>22571270
Don't give us ideas, we'll do it.

>>22570555
>Rin
>Bro fisting

Oh my sides...curse you....

>>22571257

It isn't an "invasion" at all. We went in, a thread was made (With what is probably the single best written post in this particular websites history), and we're waiting for mod verification so we can go on HIGH ADVENTURE.

>>22571340
Wait, we have our own game made? Where at?

>>22571370
OP

>>22571313
thejoke.jpg
slowpoke.bmp

>>22571393
>anon was here all the time, not like he came in WAY after that was posted

WHY HASN'T OUR HERO RICHARD FONTAINE CONTINUED HIS POSTINGS

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US LORD

ALL WE DO WE DO IN YOUR NAME

Sorry about the capslock.

>>22571710
Dingus.
>>22570344
>>22570344

>>22571710
This gives me an amusing mental image.

A chaplain standing before his battle brothers, shouting the imperial creed, then turning to a small statue of the emperor and, in his "Indoor voice" apologizing for shouting

>>22571748
Somebody should draw this.

Also, are the mods really that paranoid?

>>22571241
Except it's a call to go play games as allowed by the rules and as is relevant to this board's topic.

And when we've done this in the past and been found out, it'sgone as follows:
>"4chan is invading? Oh no!"
>"Don't worry, we're not /b/. We just want to play games with you and help encourage Mary Sues to mature into better roleplayers."
>"Oh, great! Have fun!"

So for making accounts, are we doing real ages or what?

>>22572067
We are being, for lack of better term, master rusemen.

>>22572067
14-17 i guess

>>22572067
I don't think it should matter, but keep it on the young side if you use a fake age.

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>>22572067
Real ages, or the real ages of the "fake" players, is pretty standard for Mary Sues, so sure, if you like.

Similarly, let's remember that these kids can't keep first and third person separate, so using them just as interchangably ourselves will help to blend. It's one of the hallmark giveaways of a true Sue, and we've seen it constantly on these boards. Kind of interesting from a Freudian standpoint, but that's a research project for another time.

do we roleplay terrible, dick jokes, or just really well i dont understand

>>22572191
I figured the objective was to be as ridiculous as possible without alerting anyone else to our masterful ruse.

>>22572191
REALLY WELL

Has anyone else tried clicking on their post and gotten a screen saying "This topic does not exist"?

>>22572191
We take the piss out of it, making fun of the situation, but fundamentally, subtlety is the watchword. We have our fun, confuse the locals, and laugh our asses off, but we don't get caught. We're sapping the walls, not nuking the city.

>>22572145
That's worse than the Minions International Liberation Front.

>>22572191
Really well. Rather than make a shitfest where inevitably everybody loses, we raise the quality standard for the whole board so everybody wins.

>>22572262
It's just a splinter group, a tiny offshoot of the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement.

>>22572286
Are they always on the run from the Primate Internment Military Police? Because they should be.

>>22572322
On occasion, but remember: Keep away from them, whatever you do. Do not get in their way. Agitation of the C.L.I.T. is not recommended.

Should we just try joining a game without the introduction thing?

>>22572754
i think you need to be mod approved with an introduction before you can post
i dont know why its taking so long

>>22572795
Maybe they're onto us.

I think that there just aren't any mods online; supposedly they're based in New Zealand.

>>22572809
Possible, but improbable. We haven't actually DONE anything on that board yet, so what's to catch on about? Besides, we have no definite point of reference for how long it normally takes the mods to get around to it. Might be they take a week or more as standard. We could probably get a hint from looking at some of the "approved" introductory posts and how long they took in those cases, though.

>>22572795
>OP post is only seven hours ago
You do realize forums normally operate on a pretty slow schedule, right?

>>22572875
>seven
Four, rather.

>>22572875
>You do realize forums normally operate on a pretty slow schedule, right?
I don't know how I used to do it. I love you, 4chan.

So I'm thinking it might be good to get in on their pet thing since that's the site's gimmick, so it would make us look more legit. So I go to "adopt".
>Butterfly Wolves
WHAT

>>22572901

I now have two pet rats named Alpharius and Omegon.

>>22572901
Silly things.

I got one of each horse and put them in the forum signature so hopefully I look like the target audience.

>>22573004
>>22572901
If you're wanting to blend, a proper introduction on the introduction forum and perhaps some other attempted posts as we wait for mods to be competent.

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/accounts/viewgroup.php?userid=219836

niggas this is what a collection looks like

to think i unironically joined this site

What happened to that raid that /tg/ was going to have against the Dark Elf fetishists?

>>22573177
>unironically joined this site
Something's wrong with this kid, I tell you what.

Anyone getting a sort of meta-RP feeling from this? It's like we're RPing teenagers RPing.

So what's the plan with the school thing? Dwarf delinquents brewing ale in the bathrooms? Preppy spess mahrens who get straight As and are all on the bloodbowl team? Orc street punks who get turned around by a milquetoast halfling history teacher and go on to succeed in life? Vampire goth nerds who attend night school?

>>22573222
yeah i was getting the same feeling
yes yes yes yes and everything else

>>22573183
Mods shut it down.

>>22573222
>It's like we're RPing teenagers RPing.
That is exactly what I'm doing.

>http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=326604
Oh lord, some of those reactions.

>>22573358
>The requested topic does not exist

>>22573379
Remove the "f=28&". Not him, but I've experience with people who can't link shit right.

>>22573379
>>22573402
Sorry, I just copied it from the address bar. I don't use forums much.

>>22573222
Go read 1d4chan wiki while high.

Then you should be ready for planning.

>>22573402
>>22573358
>- I've seen a lot of then and thought they were kinda dumb...who would want to play as a slave?
Ah, kids.

Has ANYONE gotten in yet?
ANYONE?!

>>22573474
No. Things don't move that fast. We'll get in some time in the next 2 hours though, probably.

>>22573474
Our forces have been stalled - trapped!

>>22573474
>>22573555
Stand tall, brave knights! In the meantime, let us discuss our glorious battleplan!

Anyone have a glorious battleplan?

at least ive been here since 2011
we have our foot in the door

lets make character sheets for our internet personas

username: desikun
age: 14
stereotype: anime uguu yaois
favourite type of rp: woof spirit inside

>>22573574
Well, I just kind of hoped we'd improvise and it would all fit together and work out.

>>22573615
Glorious enough.

>>22573574
Get high, read 1d4chan articles, then go at it?

>>22573574
I plan to have fun in the face of adversity, sir!

>>22573598
I made a dwarf who is 17 (my forum age is 15) and who is strong, and doesn't get mad even when people call him short, and got transferred here when he failed the school in the dwarf kingdom inside a mountain because he wasn't good at mining but he wants to make his parents proud here. Also he's nice and will always listen to people.

That's a summary, but does it sound reasonably believable?

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Why can't I adopt a spider? I want a sweetass spider.

Fine, I'll get a fucking cat. Would I get away with naming him "Dio Brando"?

>>22573674
>17
Oh, and that's 40 in dwarf years, obviously.

>>22573678
There's a new anime of it out, right? It should be fine.

>>22573678
>Why can't I adopt a spider? I want a sweetass spider.
We're RPing teenagers, right? Find the appropriate subforum, and whine about it. Your post won't appear until the mods wake up, of course, but so it goes.

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>>22573678

>Dio Brando
>Not Stray Cat
>My Khnum when

>>22573694
My thoughts exactly; I'm trying to picture what I'd be like if I were 14 right now.

>>22573709
I would like a demon. It fits my RP of a demon souled teen who only really wants to be loved. But hides behind a harsh exterior. Also. I have red and blue eyes.

>>22573765
I'm doing things that would make me embarrassed if I came back to this five years down the road. Your reaction assured me that I made the correct choice. It wasn't even a yellow or green cat, it was a powder blue cat.

I adopted 5... ugh... Butterfly Wolves.
Their names are:
Moon
Leman
Russel
Jimmy
Space wolf

Too obvious?

>>22573817
It's perfect.

>>22573817
They've good names, but I don't understand why Jimmy.

>>22573847
Seriously?

Leman Russ(el )
Russel (your) Jimmy(ies)

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>>22573847

>>22573817
you dont need to name them
your supposed to get as many as each and hope they grow up to be rare so you can trade them for other rare animals

the point is to have a lot of rare ones

>>22573872
>>22573885
Oh, that /v/ thing. Right. Carry on then, I guess, although I'd thought the poor taste here was supposed to be merely an elaborate ruse.

>>22573949
Well I named my horses. Their names are Hector and Champion, and I don't care if they're rare or not, all animals should be loved even if they don't seem special.
am I doin it rite?

>>22573949
Maybe, but that's not very Sue-ish, now is it? As bad as Mary Sues are, they're often a child's first steps into the land of proper roleplaying. We should be mindful of that, and be ready to foster those with potential.

>>22573598
I'm figuring a girl who tries to be "quirky" "dark" and "edgy". Borderline goth. Will be used as vessel for /tg/'s love of liches and necromancers.

>>22573960
You're saying it wasn't?

>>22574002
I'm going for poor self esteem and family issues projected onto the character.

Anyone have any suggestions for my flaw-that's-not-really-a-flaw? Can't have a proper Sue without it, but I can't really think of a good one. I suppose I could go with the classic "serene and easy to get along with, but has a temper if you make him/her mad," but that's just too cliche for my tastes.

>>22574006
Apparently the Rustling of Jimmies is too plebian for our friend here.

>>22574078
Embrace the cliche

>>22574078
nah man
so "i threaten to self harm because sometimes people exclude me at school"

>>22574021
Sounds about right.

>>22574083
One might say that his sprinkles are in disarray over this whole matter.

So what have we got aside from Liches, Elves and Dorfs?

>>22574297
I want to do a girl playing a seductress witch to overcome her own personal issues of being sexually abused by her older brother when she was young.

But subtle.

>>22574342
Good luck with that.

Hurp durp
>We suddenly got a dozen referrals from 4chan!
>Clearly this is normal and we should let them in!

Someone needs to do a teenaged stoner kid whose drug use stems from his piss poor family relations and other drug abusing family members.

Needs to think his drug use at a young age makes him the coolest shit on the planet and everything he does needs to have his love of weed projected into it. All characters must continual point out that they love drugs and complain about the government and teachers at school getting him into shit for his drugs.

Wait a second.
>Cockatiel on the logo/banner of the site
>no cockatiel available in the adoptions
What gives?

>>22574417
Nah, it'd just get banned / not let through.

>>22574416
>referrals from 4chan
What. How would they even know? A good RPer never let's his self leak into his character.

>>22574417
Probably going to be some squeamishness from the mods about that, but it could work.

>>22574442
I don't get kids stuff these days. It'd be like putting a sword on the cover of a rulebook but then not having rules for swords in the book.

Hey! Somebody got in!
Papatony got in!

>>22574456
>>22574449
>>22574417

Oh jeeze that guy.

We all knew a guy like that in high school right?

>I SMOKE A BILLY EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL YOU CUNTS ARE SOFT

You're mother is a crack whore dude

>FUCK YOU SOFT CUNTS DONT EVEN SMOKE I CAN TOKE SHIT ALL DAY

You're using words like Toke now?

>>22574456
>How would they even know?
By checking the referral data? You do know that's a thing, right?

>>22574342
TOO SUBTLE?

>>22574475
Link/proof please?

>>22574475
IT BEGINS.

>>22574475
pics plz

>>22574475
It says he only has one post and it's in the introductory forum.

>>22574570
Three more posts in the intro forum so maybe we're getting somewhere.

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>>22574570
That's enough isn't it? I mean, if it shows up at all that means a mod approved it, right?

>>22574481
My Highschool was at least half those guys. Feels bad man.

>>22574612
Oh, but it's been there for awhile now. Or at least a few minutes while I was looking through the intro forum for inspiration on what my first post should be.

>>22574612
It should. Doesn't help much if they don't approve a bunch more people.

>>22574500
Too subtle for you.

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?&t=1618101

>Get used to the randomness

Are we sure this isn't some fa/tg/uy?
Reminds me of TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM copypasta.

Are teenagers really like that now days?

>>22574672
Probably legit. Where would a fa/tg/uy get a animated Jonas Brothers avatar.

>>22574672
If you have to ask, Yes.

>>22574702
>Jonas Brothers
That's One Direction

>>22574672
>Are teenagers really like that now days?
Teenagers were always insufferable.

>>22574733
So it was you!

>>22574733
Well fuck. I don't exactly keep up with that shit, but I guess I'm going to have to if I'm to make a good showing of this.

>>22574733
No, but I recognized them which is bad enough.

Re: the thread in the OP, is "desikun" one of us? I don't want them to freak out once they get 20 requests to join their RP.

>>22574702
Beats me; Tumblr? I'm using the cute yuri-witch from Demon's Souls, so hopefully I'm being sub-buttle here. If anyone asks I'll just say "it's some cute witch picture my friend showed me".

I JUST GOT MUH APPROVAL LETTER

>>22574733
The internet?

Aw shit, my post just showed up on the intro forums. Now what do I do? I figure straight to the RP forums might be a bit too suspicious.

>>22574775
He is, apparently he's actually had an account there for a while. Probably better not to ask, just be glad we have an inside man, and that he's chosen to use his powers for... Well, not "good," exactly, but you get the idea.

>>22574900
Why? Wouldn't an ADD teenager go bounding off to what interests them first?

>>22574900
You can dilly-dally about, making posts of no particular value as you see fit. I said in my introduction that a friend recommended the site for RP, in order to alleviate suspicion of that nature.

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>>22574775
>>22574900
>"I like to read fantasy novels. My favourite author is R. Salvatore. I have copies of all his books, so I have read all of them. I'd really recommend reading him, especially his Drizzt series!"

I swear to god if this is you I want to murder you so hard right now. 10/10, would purge.

>>22574975
He's just creating the perfect camoflague bro

>>22574975
Yeah, that one was probably made to troll us as much as them. But it's believable, we can't all be the most base stereotypes of teens, after all.

>>22574995
>the jokes on him, I was only pretending to be heretical!

I'm in. We are code green. Repeat: we are code green.

>>22575024
>Code Green: Assualt [Psychiatric/Violent] (Ontario)

>>22575024
Links?

>>22574975
ehh, his books themselves are alright in terms of quality. I could see the poster being either a actual teen or a fa/tg/uy. Hart to tell at this point,

>http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=5&start=5200

Reply with 4chan.org see how long it takes to get banned.

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1619065
The eagle has landed. I repeat, the eagle has landed.

>>22575188
Absolutely disgusting. You're gold.

>>22575126
I confirm that it's a fa/tg/uy. Moreover, it's me; I posted earlier here:
>>22574775
Managed to read up to the fifth or sixth book in the Drizzt series by borrowing the books from my nephew. It was pretty alright, but I was mostly in it trying to get some ideas of generic D&D-style books so I could someday write my own.

>>22575188
This is ground command, prepare to launch operation I WANT A PONY

>>22575024
I may have gone a little overboard on this one...
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1619007

>>22575207
Only because that's... that's how I used to be. Certainly not proud of that.
Part of the reason I am doing this is because these people can be saved. I feel I am a testament to that.

>>22570326
AAAAH FUCK I'M BLEEDING

>>22575250
I'm >>22575188 and that made ME cringe. Holy hell. I love it.

>>22575250
Thats perfect son.

I like the signature, very authentic looking.

Also nice Richard reference.

>>22575250
>blingee

Burilianto.

>>22575250
>Blingee
>Not a single Snoop Dog

>>22575319
Got to be authentic, man.

Someone do a sonic the hedgehog obessed person.

Post lots of "Art" stolen from deviantart.

Claim its all yours and write (c) ME after everything.

>>22575255
I think they can be. The vast majority of people on these sites aren't bad, they're just young. Time was all of us were about as bad. They're lucky that they're having this happen while they're still kids, too. When this happens to the middle-aged, those are the Twilight moms/bodice-ripper nuts/50 Shades housewives. By giving them their first exposure to roleplaying and fantasy life at a young age, even as Mary Sues, they're taking their first steps into a larger world. As they get a bit older, they'll learn subtlety, they'll learn complexity, and they'll be better off for it, both as roleplayers and as everyday people.

Alright, so we seem to be getting in somewhat. Now what the fuck are we supposed to be doing?

>>22575364
Not a great idea. Art theft is usually taken pretty seriously by these sorts of communities, and a lot of the members also frequent deviantart (n-not that I would know or anything...). It's a risky move.

>>22575367
some don't. some never do.

>>22575406
Apply for the game, get into it, and, I don't know, have fun? Hopefully siphon normal users into doing it too?

>>22575406
Post a profile in the OP and wait for confirmation.
>>22575364
Subtlety, man.

If you guys are looking to infiltrate, I found a horrible place to do it:
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=444855

>>22575367
This.

When I was around that 13-16 mark I was into the whole forum games/roleplaying Mary Sue characters in settings either ripped straight from or carbon copies of books and movies popular at the time like Harry Potter when it was at its peak popularity around book 4/5.

Shit was disgusting and I look back at it and feel stupid as hell. I have since moved onto bigger and better things but all that stuff; despite being hormone driven drivel about an ideal self-insert character with a 6 pack and magic and pure white hair and all that other bullshit; was still my first steps into the world of roleplaying and /tg/-related hobbies. And I am thankful for that because I love my DnD, my DH, my 40K army on my painting bench.

What our infiltrators are doing is helping these kids realise that their self-insert shit is bad and that maybe this will cause them too look beyond their borders and find the essence of real RPGs like we did.

Should we come up with a countersign to help identify the fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls?

>>22575406
As mentioned

1) Get high/drunk
2) Browse 1d4chan
3) Sober up
4) Start RPing and let the Liquid /tg/ be injected into this site.

>>22575434
>>22575417
Having some not so subtle shit will help distract from the massive influx of new totally legit users.

Gives our guys and theirs a chance to unite under a common banner and they will trust us for it.

What's it called again? False Flag operation?

Also cmon, it will be funny as shit to start a good old flame war.

>>22575514
Nah, we need no such thing. We'll talk in this thread about it. Or other equivalents to this thread, if that becomes needed in the future.

>>22575514

Mention that something is TOO SUBTLE?

>>22575434
Is that thread for dorfs or sues? I can't tell.

>>22575528
No, it'll make them want to paint all newcomers with the same brush.

>Check OP for updates from fa/tg/uys

>URIST MCDORF
I thought we were being subtle here guys.

Roger that /tg/, I have infiltrated

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1619000&p=49101103

>>22575539
No. Even trying to disguise ourselves, I'm pretty sure we'll be able to pick up on who's who and what's what.

>>22575571
Yeah, that guy probably ought to do things a bit different.

>>22575623
I would never have picked up on
>>22575250
>>22575188
if it hadn't been announced in thsi thread.

>>22575646
>>22575571

Do you think anyone will get it though?

>>22575670
Well, they haven't gotten into the roleplaying yet. And that also just means they're doing an excellent job being deep undercover.

>She has a certain fondness for spaghetti.
Ahahahahahahaha.

>>22575670
If you look at the Introductions forum, it's probably safe to assume that everyone upwards of Cheza is a fa/tg/uy.

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1618949

Here we go!

>Born into nobility, Anna was often bullied for being "heretical" by the other children. Fortunately, she was discovered and taken to the academy by a mysterious man of mystery.
>She has a certain fondness for spaghetti.
>Urist is a displaced Dwarf. He was abandoned by his mother in a human settlement and was found by his "father" science said he had "dawrfism" and he was ridiculed in school. When he started growing facial hair at 10, his father became worried and called up St Angelica's. He was immediately identified as a dwarf and sent to the school.
>Finkin Joe always speaks his mind and sometimes presents psychic powers which he can't control
>He grew up in a dwarf fortress inside a mountain but he got bad grades at the dwarf school because of not being so good at mining like other dwarves. His parents sent him to this school instead with humans and other races in order to be good at something different.

My sides have left the building.

>>22575765
>can there be a class about plotting to overthrow the surface dwellers?
Broflayer 4 life.

>>22575765

Excellent work. Now we just need to throw a Space Marine in there and levels of /tg/ will be rising to acceptable levels. Though, how do you mask a SM as fantasy....

>>22576003
Astral Paladins, mate. I always have at least one in every campaign I run as that sort of "Hah, I get that reference!" moment.

I'd do it myself, but I'm rolling up a sexy witch for this thing.

>>22576003
An angel with magical armor? That's sort of how they work in Dungeons: the Dragoning.

QUERY: Is anyone planning to be more teachers?

>>22576069
Still haven't decided if the sexy witch works better as a teacher or a student. I'll probably go with teacher, but maybe a young one to give a true Sue vibe.

>>22576069
Nobody has said they are.

>>22576097
Sue Teacher sounds good.

>>22575604
>dong rps
that had to be intentional
it's perfect

>has a hairclip in the shape of the full moon
So... a circle?

>>22576147
Pretty much.

>>22576161
But she knows what it really is. She knows.

Anyone know what sort of stuff is accepted on this forum? Like they have very specific rules for Romance, but don't really have anything for violence or disturbing content. Are we going to be able to have bear mauling, hordes of shambling corpses, skele-copters, brain eating, burning in magma, etc. etc.?

>>22576003
>>22576058
>>22576063

Anyone who can make an Angry Marine Teacher and play him while still adhering to the "no swearing" policy of the board will have my awe and respect forever more.

>>22576193
We should probably be fine as long as we don't get too graphic. Going "And then he falls in the magma and dies!" is fine but saying "The fat boils from under his skin and his skin turns read and sizzles like bacon" might not be approved of if mods notice it.

>>22576207
BADGER KANT SLICK FROG!

>>22576218
Bonus points to first person to flood outside of school with magma.

>>22576240
My money's on one of the dwarven half-brothers.

>>22576207
>>22576207
Name: Angrinus
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Race: Superhuman from outer space
Looks: Big and bald, always has a mean look on his face
Personality: Angry! He yells at people.
Bio: He caught turrets at a young age and now he says silly things all the time.
Other: Always says things like DANGNABBIT SHOOT IN TARNATION after everything.

>>22576207

I had a page I made up of "words and phrases that sound offensive/insulting/naughty when yelled" for some cosplay I did. I mean, the list gets tossed out the window once the gets go away.

Think calling people things like "lime-knuckler" or "stewed-cabbage" or "reichstag". Put 'em in all caps.

>>22576240
Probably Urist. I mean, it's practically his job.

...Eladrins... I wonder if the wench who made said thread would ever realize what we've done here and not accept any characters from our user names anymore? If she doesn't, someone make an Angry Marine.

>>22576260
>reichstag
My sides... they burn with laughter.

Shit... is this Eladrin guy the real deal?

We netted our first local, folks. And he's using the 4e Eladrin race illustration as his character portrait.

Well looks like we got our first real forum member joined.

>>22576285
>>22576286
>>22576289
Bam!

Do we know this ΣΘ+RS fellow?

>>22576286
It's like he was made for us!

>Race: 1/3rd Human, 1/3rd Angel and 1/3rd Demon
What strange arrangement of breeding creates a person of equal thirds?

>>22576260
>>22576259

Anyone gonna make this guy or shall he be relegated to NPC?

>>22576306
Huh... from my guess it would involve an extended family line involving all three races.

Someone should be a Kobold. Booby trap everything. Open your locker? Booby trap. Vending machine? Booby trapped. Oh my god it's prom and you've got a corsage and everything? When you go to pin it on her- Booby trapped.

>>22576306
The kind that lobotomizes aliens and forces human souls into them.

>>22576321
>Pin corsage
>Booby trapped
>Corsage
>Booby
Nehehehehe.

>>22576321
With double-meaning "trap" jokes as frequently as is subtly possible.

>>22576306
She was actually and experiment fusing the most powerful demon lord and archangel together because God was dying so they needed to make a new one, but at the last minute a wise and beautiful Human queen dove into the ritual and so Moonsilver was born instead.

>>22576321
If that's the case, we're going to need some metagaming shithead who puts all his points into perception and trap-disabling. He also swears to eradicate all Kobolds because his family was murdered when the Kobolds booby-trapped the local well to fill their buckets with milk instead of water. His family was all lactose intolerant except him.

>>22576370
That's a bit too much, don't ya think?

>>22576391
Beats me, it's not my character and this guy seems to be better at this shit than I am.

>>22576370
Even if it is, I'm still stealing part of it

>>22576266
No Urist's job is to dig into an aquafier.
Or to BRING THE CIRCUS TO TOWN

Was the hardest part for anyone else forcibly making spelling and grammatical mistakes?

>>22576413
Is job is to build a wall while standing on the wrong side of it, and then be forgotten until it's too late.

>>22576422
I just typed too fast and neglected to proofread.

>>22576422
I just skipped that. Fuck spelling mistakes.

But I seem to be a bit less atrocious than some folks are going for; not quite as huge of an exaggeration of the flaws of youth.

>>22576435
I had to double back every time to intentionally mistake everything. Delete every apostrophe, make sentences run-on... I don't like this. I don't like this one bit!

>>22576428
What are you a CoH Engineer?

What, nobody's a catgirl/half-fae-catboy yet?

You disappoint me /tg/.

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>>22576476
I made a half-faerie!
Is my appearance adequate?

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Why is no one a Giant-Fat-Black-Lady-Who's-Really-a-Black-Man-in-a-Really-Big-Fat-Suit?

OH HELLUUUUUUUR

To do list

>Flood outside of school with Magma
>Have the class on Magical creatures spend a whole session studying "Bear Lore"
>Have resident Necromancer student create Skele-copters
>Have Angry Marine Teacher teach English class

Any other ideas?

>>22576468
You've never played Dwarf Fortress, I take it?

>>22576521
More catgirl/catboy.

>>22576530
>Bear Lore
>Skele-copters
My sides!

Gym class/wrestling taught by Los Tiburon?

What if these characters then played DnD together? Then we would be fa/tg/uys pretending to be teenagers pretending to be magical students pretending to be fantasy heroes.

The mind. It Boggles.

>>22576539
Oh I have.

Its just your post also reminded me of a game last night, of Company of Heroes. Where my engineers managed to fence them selves in between my lines and the opposition with a wall of barbed wire. They had to cut their way out and rebuild the wire while under enemy fire. Was frustrating for me.

>>22576577
W-would they browse fantasy /tg/ and come full circle?

When are we going to start roleplaying? When desikun is online?

>>22576611
Pretty much. Can't start off anything serious until he comes and greenlights us all.

>>22576598
and it doesn't help that THQ can't into pathing

Christ, I haven't put so many "ellipses of mystery" into a character profile since I was writing shitty fanfic as a teenager. I'm trying to keep it open for what kind of monstergirl the sexy witch turns out to be, but I'm thinking spidergirl or lamia. It's worth noting that "charming magic" is code for "sensual-backrubmancy".

>>22576680
>Sexual-backrubmancy
I like this.

>>22576655
What does help is that the friends I play with seem to forget their engineers can cut down wire. So its all OH SHIT WIRE WE CANT GET PAST GET A TANK! And cause I go wire-traps-wire they simply decide that the positionthere isn't worth attacking.

>>22576680
Lamia, snake girls are always the answer.

Also yes, I am trying to force my fetishes on you.

>>22576716
They're my fetishes, too. I'm hoping to leave it really ambiguous up until the last minute, but some forethought is never harmful.

>>22576738
How about a spider/snake girl? Combine the two into something all the more terrifying.

>>22576753
She could be a spider girl who has 8 snake tails instead of spider legs.

Or she could be a snake girl whose tail ends in a giant thorax?

>>22576700
>Backrubmancy 101
>90% of the class is male dwarfs
>Half-fae catgirl drops the course
>The entire class is now male dwarfs

We're gonna need more oil...

>>22576776
Or maybe a centipede girl, snake lower body with spider legs coming out

>>22576753
>>22576776
>>22576787
I'm sickened, curious, and aroused... I'm going to need to do some /d/igging for research.

You guys troll any of these freeform play-by-posts before? I'd happily regale you with my own tales if you're still waiting for mod approval.

>>22576787
Dear lord, this could work. Someone must have thought of this before. Quickly /tg/, fetch me pictures of centipede girls.

>"Name: McKenna Swiftrip Gender: Female Age: 84 (About 16 in Elf years) Race: Blood Elf Looks: http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/i/2010/216/3/f/Blood_elf_by_HeroDees.jpg Personality: Lovely, charming, and to an extent, seductive. McKenna is also sadomasochistic, enjoying seeing the suffering of oth..."

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