inb4 Panzer

In after panzer

>Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.

>Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

>Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.

>Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.

>>18939098
>Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.
>Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.
Both. So Wilma recognizes him from somewhere?

>>18939098
>Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

"Whats the matter, Ian? Cheating on your girl?"

>Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.

>Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.

>>18939118
Faggot

>>18939098
Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter

>Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

Involving Perrine - Troll option

>Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

Best counter to a witch is another one.

>>18939098
Exploit Perrine. She'll protect Ian. In a way.

>>18939098
Hide him. He's still a part of our aircrew; WE'RE the only ones allowed to kill him, no one else.

>>18939172
Look at that smug fucker.

>Hide him, then reveal him if we judge the situation to be hilarious

IN DURING LATE PANZER

>>18939098
Hide him. Then make use of post-coital vigor and rape whistle to provide decoy target for massive DOUBLE IOU.

(Do we even have the rape whistle? Doesn't Robin? Who cares, ancient aliens did it)

>>18939180
YES, YES

We still haven't gotten *HIM* back for the gifts he gave Robin.

>>18939180
>>18939180
>>18939180
This

>>18939194
Chris still has it, I think. WE do need to find out what the hell was up with that.

>>18939098
Oh boy here we go!

Time for best witch...

GENTLEMEN!

BEHOLD!

>>18939220

WHAT NOW?

>Hide him
>Make him take MEE YAA FOO JEE to the shooting range and teach her some /k/

Hide him

>>18939236
>>18939220

My penis hates you

>>18939244
I like this plan. Let's do it.

>>18939244
teach how too shoot a nugget at 30 yards?

>>18939261

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<Panzerhexen> !decide Is Perrine mai waifu?
<UltraBot> Panzerhexen: Yes.

Perrine confirmed for Panzers waifu.

>>18939098
>Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.

Favors are always useful

>>18939244
We should instead teach her how to kill with a bayonet
http://youtu.be/3pzxb2sxbDU

>>18939288
Poor Perrine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89xI44bwVSM

>>18939320
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78eV0vIww2I

>Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.
It is the only way.

I'd say hide him in perrines room, but that would be a little too obvious, we need more crawlspaces.

>>18939180
OR
>Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

HIDE HIM IN THE WING

>>18939098
hide him. then we can lord it over him later

>Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.

Fap Angel, I blame you for the P-61 Black Widow 1:48 scale model that is now sitting on my desk waiting to be finished.

>>Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

PERRINE! IAN REQUIRES REINFORCEMENTS AGAINST SLUTTY MC SLUT SWARM

get Perrine to fuck him instead.

>>18939434
Don't forget the 1:48 scale beer, whiskey(the good stuff), mint schnapps, german watch, pants, and aviators

Hide Perrine, then when the coast is clear, tell Ian she's waiting around for him to walk through. Then go find Perrine and tell her he's waiting for him in his hiding spot.

Then we go tell Wilma where Ian is.

Watch the fireworks.

"... all right, we hide him," you decide."

"Where?" Robin wonders.

"There's a closet over th-URK," Sean says as Ian catches him around the throat.

"Enough with your closets," he hisses. "Enough with your GOD DAMNED CLOSETS."

"Then we should run," Robin concludes. "WHEEEE!' she shouts, happy as a lark as she barrels down the stone-floored hall with her accustomed high velocity. You and Sean struggle to keep up with Ian, who's hot on your sister's heels. Behind you, the sound of pursuit accelerates.

The chase takes you out of the disused, ancient corridors of the huge castle and into the well-furnished modern wing, near the briefing rooms and other heavily-used parts of the facility. Sprinting through the same hall you carried Yoshika through during the Martian attack, you round the corner and see Leigh-Malleroy getting his grump on. He sees you and his pipe jumps in his mouth, and even from sixty paces you hear the wooden stem cracking between his teeth.

"AWSHIT," you exclaim, boots squeaking on the floor as you put on the brakes.

>Fight
>Item
>Run
>Switch to Party Member (specify)

>>18939487
And the Kill paint.
Have we gotten that up to date?

>Run

>>18939497
>Run

>>18939497
>plays yakkity sax

RUN

"Where does she know your face from?"

>>18939497
ITEM: REFLECTOR BELT
REVENGE OF THE NEON SAMURAI!

>>18939497
GO GO GADGET IRISHMAN!

THROW SEAN AT HIM AND MOVE!

>>18939497

>Use ITEM 'Mallory' on Pursuer

We may have to take a hit on this, but thats just how it is.

>>18939497
RUN FOR MISSISSIPPI!

IF WE HURRY WE CAN MAKE IT BEFORE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS RECOVER!


AND EXPLODE EVERY LIGHTBULB IN THE HALLWAY

>>18939497
>Switch to Sean
SEAN QUEST time! Though attempts at killing MC have failed, we can still succeed in achieving the proper protagonist.

>>18939497
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

>>18939497
>Run
We can deal with him later.

>>18939497
>Item
We must have SOMETHING that can help us at the current juncture.

I forget, why does Mallory want to hurt us?

>keep running

If necessary, have Robin generate a shield to cut him off.

Also, we should ask her what her special ability is.

>Item: Pocket Sand

>>18939584
Because we keep ruining his press conferences.

>>18939584
Because we've crashed not one, but TWO of his press conferences. He mad.
Also, because we seek to undo the future that is BIG WING.

>>18939497
>Run

KEEP ON RUNNING!

>>18939584
We keep fucking up his PR actions, and generally being insubordinate

>>18939584
Because we fuck with him every time we meet. Last time we ruined his show by crashlanding Tesla's craft almost on top of him.

>>18939497
Use Robin as DEFENSE, MC goes long and catches Ian.

Run like a motherfucker until you find Perrine yo.

>>18939584
It may have something to do with the time we tied him up with his own reflective sashes.

Maybe..

Pick up MALLORY, throw at PURSUIT

>>18939584
We trilled him to save Minna, crashed every one of his press conferences, and have a tendency to publically talk shit about big-wing.

>>18939535
this
>put on reflector belt
>yell HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>run away

Fuck if the guy has that much reason to hate us why hasn't he ordered us to appear before him so he can demote us or whatever?

Or does he have no authority over us at all?

>>18939584
>why does Mallory want to hurt us?

Most recently, we flipped him off during a press conference. If he knows Neon Samurai was our fault, that too. It doesn't take much to set him off.

>>18939672
We are 501st and American.

>>18939526
>>18939526
>>18939526
that

>>18939672
501st isnt directly under his command, and we're american pilots anyways. too much paperwork to try and officially mess with us

>>18939672
we army air cops attaché to the 501 joit which is not actually part of no-ones Coc

>>18939692
And also a hero, so it'd be bad PR.

>>18939497
I SEE THAT POKéMON REFERENCE

Without guards, MPs or escorts, Malleroy is just an old angry British man.

Who happens to hate you with the fury of six exploding suns, at this point. Probably because every press conference he's had you've managed to spoil spectacularly. Perhaps because you're frenemies with the only man who's a bigger media whore then he is, Patton. Perhaps you and he just piss each other off.

Either way, the head of RAF Fighter Command is chasing you with rage and fury in his eyes. This is hardly ideal.

"ABORT ABORT ABORT," you shout, reversing direction. Robin is too far ahead of you to hear; she just blows right past Malleroy. Ian ducks as the Brit passes, but Malleroy's got eyes only for you.

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT," you yell, running right back down the corridor you just traversed. At the T-intersection you see a young woman with no pants on - presumably That Bitch Bishop Wilma - loping down the corridor towards you, so you turn in the other direction and collide face-first with a Marine aviator.

>BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
>Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch
>Screw 'em both, I'll take the General!

>>18939672
I was under the impression from previous threads that his MO was to send people he doesn't like on suicide missions, not demotion. That will either take time, or the Teslashark was a first attempt.

>>18939748
>witches
>marines
>Mallory
CRAZY FUCKING IVAN

>>18939748
>BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!

BAHTLE BRUTHAHS!

>>18939748
BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES.
HE MAY BE A MARINE, BUT MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW IS THAT HE IS A PILOT.

>BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
only true choice

>>18939748
Witch.

>>18939748
IVAN.

>>18939748
now it is time to activate neon samurai brotherhood modo with the MUHREENS

>>18939748
>BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
"Suck to be you!"

>>18939748
>Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch

>>18939748
>BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!

>>18939748
>Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch

>>18939748
GRAB WITCH --> THROW AT MALLORY

>>18939748
MEHREENS, TODAEH DEH ENEHMEE IS AT OUR DOOR

>>18939748
(x) OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW

>>18939748
[x] BRETHREN
He's navy. Only good for getting in people's way. Which is exactly what we need right now.

>>18939748
HEY WILMA!
LOOK, OLD MAN!

>>18939748
AMERICANS FIRST, WITCHES SECOND, TOSS THAT MARINE AT THE GOD DAMN WITCH AND BOOK IT

>>18939748
>Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch

Wait, isn't this the witch who likes to molest imoutos?

...bitch-smackin' time.

>>18939748
>throw witch

>>18939748
>BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
Stupid Marines

We just wanted to talk to Robin, and now we're surrounded by horrible things.

How did it come to this?

> BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES

Use Robin to propel Ian past Marine, MC goes for running game.

>>18939843
>>18939843
>>18939843
>>18939843
>>18939843
>>18939843
>>18939843
>>18939843

>>18939875
I blame the guy that wrote that incest fapfic last thread.

>>18939875
MC is chaos incarnate and PF feasts upon our tears

>>18939875
>We just wanted to [X] and now we're surrounded by horrible things

Strike Witches Quest, ladies and martians.

>>18939890
that was an amusing read

>>18939878
We already split the party.
Wait, where's Sean?

I thought we hated marine aviators.

Risk the witch. We can tell her Ian went the other way.

>BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!

SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE!

>USE WITCH REPEATEDLY IN FRONT OF MALLORY
>>18939890

>>18939913
he wears pantsu.

Pantsu>Witches>generals>anyone who hits on Robin

>>18939843
This, plus "here, let me show you him"
>>18939806

>>18939934
This man speaks wisdom.

>Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch

>Bros before hos

>>18939748

>Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch

>>18939890
hey leave subfag alone, he's real sensitive.

>>18939890
>implying it didn't happen/won't happen

>>18939974
That's like saying the depths of the ocean don't crush men or something

>>18939913
I thought the other option was that.
Switch my vote: >>18939857
to the other one.

>>18939752
>I was under the impression from previous threads that his MO was to send people he doesn't like on suicide missions, not demotion
That's true.
He's patient, though. He's probably waiting for a critical moment when the 501st needs reinforcements badly, then denying them, so that the entire Joint Wing gets shot down.

He was willing to risk the security of London, LONDON, during the Battle of Britain in order to hurt a political rival. Killing off a few Witches is nothing compared to that level of treachery.

>>18939974
Anybody willing to write fapfiction for /tg/ should be prepared to have all their other works marginalized.

>>18939682
Why the fuck did we do that anyway?

>>18940027
Not every time, but that does happen, yes.

>>18940034
pilot
>>18940023
>implying we won't go inverted and strafe his staff car with the turret if that ever happens

>>18940034
Pilot.

>>18939748
>Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch

>>18939748
BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!

Because in the face of the great evil that is Leigh-Mallory, even Marines may be allies.

>>18940034
Reference to that one Dr.McNinja comic.

>>18940034
Because he's a dick

As the Marine winds up a mighty blow, you jerk your thumb behind you, look him dead in the eye, and say: "BRITISH FAGS."

He looks into your eyes, and you watch them harden with resolve. He nods once, curtly.

America.

FUCK YEAH.

You duck past him and keep running down the hallway as fast as you possibly can. Behind you, the Marine puts his gambit into motion.

"SWWWWWEATER PUPPIES!" you hear him shout. There's an offended huff, then a loud slap. The Marine cries in pain and injured innocence.

"But... the puppies!"

You hear Wilma squeal with surprise and - wait, what? Wisely ducking into a convenient doorway, you peek around the corner.

Wilma is holding an armful of puppies, while the Marine clutches his cheek and looks very wounded. Malleroy is staring, watching one of the puppies work his way over Wilma's neckline with rapt fascination.

"He... was carrying puppies... for meeting chicks?" you marvel. "Fucking Marines, smarter then I thought."

"Amazing, innit?" somebody says from behind you a split second before catching you in a headlock from behind.

>OH U
>SMITE AND CLEAVE
>HELP ROBIN HELP

>>18940034
Because Big Wing is a fucking stupid idea, and he wants to extend that kind of asshattery to Witches and Joint Wings.

>>18940080
"Hi, Paddy, how ya doin'?"

>>18940080
>OH U

>>18940080
AHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD

>>18940080
SMITE AND CLEAVE

YOU ARE BRIT

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE PIP

>>18940080
>OH U

>>18940080
>HELP ROBIN HELP

USE THE BAT SIGNAL! THE ROBIN SIGNAL! THE YOUNG FAMILY SIGNAL!

>>18940080
CLEAVE AND SMITE, FIND MINNA FOR SHELTERING BEWBIES

>>18940080
>OH U

>>18940080
>OH U

>>18940080
>OH U

Whatever.

>>18940080
>SMITE AND CLEAVE
THE STRENGTH OF MEN SHALL NOT FAULTIER THIS DAY

>>18940080
>Carrying puppies
That marine knows what the fuck is up, we need to track him down later

>>18940080
I love this man. I love him so much.
Not all Marines are sub-human, aparrently.
>OH U!
Its probably Cupcakinski.

O U

>>18940080
OH GOD

MR. STIRLING I'M SO SORRY

HERE'S YOUR KNIFE BACK PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

>>18940080
>OH U

>>18940080
Wait what? Run that sequence of events by me again.

>>18940124
Time for a rematch? We've got her number now, we're sure to beat her.

>>18940147
run from general
run into marine
summon america!
america! has a plan (that apparently involved puppies)
we escape
get headlocked

>>18940147
Marine agrees to troll those behind us.
Bishop Bitch falls for it.
Mallory is baffled by it.
Whoever was behind the marine put us in a headlock.

>>18940080
>OH U
Hi, Kathy.

You both forgot "we run past, and duck into a doorway, and look back to see the chaos (and peek at sweater puppies)"

http://collingsfoundation.org/enews/enewsletter_April.12.htm Just posting this here because it's relevant, scroll down to 'Beginning of the End for Warbirds'

>>18940147
We alerted a fellow American pilot that there was a British person being a jerk. He felt the need to defend a fellow Yankee.

This particular marine happens to carry puppies with him wherever he goes in order to increase his chances at getting laid, because women love cute things.

He dumped them all in Wilma's arms and called them sweater puppies, because she wears a sweater. Sweater puppies are a euphemism for huge boobs under a sweater.

>>18940155
>Beat her
We goddamn luckie we maneged to tie her. Any more would be pushing it.

>>18940174
Oh yeah, huh. Well I suppose we could invite her to the next match, see just hor far our pilot charm goes.

>>18940034
Because he was there after we "landed" the sharkplane?

I wonder where's Minna?

How did we not notice the puppies?

>>18939875
Because /tg/ has a crippling case of ADHD.

>>18940206
Pah! She's just lucky we had other things to do right then. We could totally take her.

>>18940230
Probably deciding how to punish us for our swag-off with the kraut. There's no way she doesn't know.

"hrrrrghnf," you say intelligently.

"What was that about faggot Brits?" David Stirling says to you. "What was that, again? I didn't catch all of that. What was that?"

"Wilma and Malleroy," you inform him.

"Oh," he says, and releases you. "Yeah, Wilma's pretty pansexual."

"What about Malleroy?" You turn to see Paddy Mayne turning the barrel of a Sten around in his hands, looking incredibly bored.

"He's asexual," another man in the room grunts. "Because nobody and nothing would bother to sex up that fucker."

"Oh, Mr. Young," Stirling grunts. "Allow me to introduce my brother."

"Stirling and Stirling, Incorporated," Paddy sniggers. He picks up a bottle of solvent and simply pours it down the Sten barrel, then shakes it out vigorously.

"How you gonna dry that?" Other Stirling asks.

Paddy shrugs. "Shoot it."

"Barbarian."

"They're almost disposable! We're finally stationed near a supply line and you're complaining!?"

>>18940235
Wasn't our fault this time, Ian came in before we could really talk to her.

>>18940230
Somewhere.

We still need to talk to her.

It might not even be Cupcakeski. (What's her real name?)

Could be anyone, really.

And although we have an amazing chemistry it seems with her, I think she's the type to not get tied down in a relationship. It'd just be "aha! I finished you off before I did!" over and over again. And then we'd be shipped out and never hear of her again.

>>18940256
The first time our last name has been stated aloud, if i recall correctly.

And it was inspired by a deviant tart. Do ho ho ho ho.

>>18940256
translate from brit

yawn
==>

>>18940275
>What's her real name?
Croissantski.

>>18940275
Krupinski.
Not that we'll ever call her that.

>>18940256
>Stirling

Fuck, we need to start keeping a character roster. Who's this guy again? Doesn't he have a beard or something? The SAS guy, right?

>>18940275
Shortbreadski.

>>18940275
Fritterski.

>>18940281
now im just confused

>>18940256
>pansexual
>FFFFF
>Wait, 4chan fanon of .jp anime of history
>Nevermind. Continue.

>>18940275
>what's her real name
Roundheelski

>>18940305
Yes, one of the RL characters.

I thought we were an Olds.

>>18940275
She's lost interest in us by now. Girl moves fast.

>>18940314
No no, that's a good explanation for a layman. He molests younger girls, and sleeps with older men.

It's not hard to extrapolate a pansexual range from that.

>>18940275
Creme Bruleski.

>I think she's the type to not get tied down in a relationship
>implying we are

>>18940305

>>18940333
No, the pilot Robin is based off of had the last name Olds. The Witch version is named Young. We're her older brother. Ergo, we are Flight Lieutenant _ _ Young.

>>18940281
Other way around. Fap angel snuck a drawfag by us, said drawfag had a deviantart

>>18940318
we've yet to be formally introduced to the OTHER sterling, we only knew Dave.

>>18940343
SHE, rather. Talking about Wilma.

Although, those WOULD be nice slanderous rumors to start about Mallory...

Question: Are the nazis still in control at this point in history? Without Hitler and the rest of the higher-ups, I imagine it's a military junta with some sensible people in control.

>>18940344
It entirely depends on how fast Minna can tie us down.

>>18940361
No, I mean a drawfag created an OC of Robin based on the quest before planefag created the character of the MC's sister. Planefag found out and asked if he could use it.

>>18939890
I HATE YOU ALL

>>18940370
hitler got alium'd to death. cooler heads (doenitz and speer) are in control of what's left of germany and their military, etc

>>18940379
huh, the artist says he heard fap angel needed a sis for MC, then he drew it.

>>18940370
Hitler and most of the Nazi Party are dead. I think Speer and some other guy are running the show now.

>>18940383
WE WANT MORE INCESTFIC

GET WRITING

>>18940256

"Crybaby," Stirling grunts, but his hand flies to cover his chest pocket protectively. And, presumably, his smokes. "Besides, Reggie never has problems getting whatever,so what are you worried about?"

Paddy's eyes slide towards a refined-looking man with a neat mustache quietly cleaning his weapon in one corner of what appears to be a hastily re-assigned office, still strewn with paperwork and desks.

Paddy scowls.

The mustachioed man flashes him a shit-eating grin and produces a top-hat from beneath his desk, plopping it on his head at a rakish angle.

"He doesn't count," Paddy grumbles.

"So, what've they kept you busy with, pilot?" Other Stirling asks with curiosity.

"I..." you contemplate trying to sum up the events of the last several hours, and give up miserably. "Stuff."

"Mmmhmm. We're gearing up for an airdrop into East Anglia," Stirling tells you.

"No luck dislodging that bridgehead?"

"Unfortunately, no. The little green men are catching a hell of a flogging around London and the beaches south, but Anglia is theirs, and they don't feel like letting go."

>>18940383
YOU'RE OUR SLAVE NOW

FEED OUR SISCON LUST

>>18940393
I think planefag created the idea of MC having a sister long before he got specific with the name and abilities.

>>18940401
nofuckyouverymuch

>>18940383
WE LOVE YOU
WRITE MORE

>>18940383
You might want this later if Kotters is around...

>>18940409
Ask if they need air support. We need to get off-base for a bit.

>>18940409
Do I smell a support mission coming?

>>18940396
Donitz, former head of the U-Boat corps.

>>18940409
OPERATORS GONNA OPERATE

>>18940370
according to BOTH the show and fap angel they all died in the fires following the invasion, and Stalin is kept alive by machines but remains unconscious.

>>18940383
hi kotters, sleep tite?~<3

>>18940425
>>18940426
Please, god. We've been cooped up far too fucking long.

>>18940409
Are they gonna bayonet the fuck out of Nopelium and pals?

>>18940451
No way N'oo'p will die, he's too good at killy disc.

>>18940438
been a nice break, actually

>>18940383
but it was a beautiful piece of prose!
>>18940409
time for air support? we need to fly again, and soon

>>18940409
"it's a pity we can't just level the area with bombs. Much less messy that way."

Load up and roll out!

Shame we didn't get lasers for our plane, but whatever.

>>18940464
>>18940436
>>18940424
>>18940423
>>18940411
>>18940401
Freaks

>>18940438
And nearly dieing in the sharkplane was boring?

>>18940425
>>18940426
>>18940464
Yes please. We need some quality time with our Widow.

>>18940379
Nope.
>>18940393
Correct.
>>18940413
Basically, he knew there'd be a sister, and then the artist offered to help whip one up. PF said "sure, go for it." I was their go-between. Artist ended up working off Robin Olds and gave us Ms. Young.

>>18940474
Please sir, we want some more.

>>18940383
Good.

Now turn that hatred into firey passion and write some more incestfic

>>18940474
Says the guy who wrote an incest fapfic of a fanfiction of a fanservice show.

>>18940474

>>18940474
>>18940487
Yes. Yes, please more.

>>18940474
>Freaks
Welcome to 4chan.

>>18940479
That counted as getting out for a bit. We need more of that. If Tesla can stick some guns to the thing I'd say we take it for another spin.

>>18940463
Break? I hardly think it's been relaxing. At least in combat we get to fly.

>>18940479
It accomplished little and wasted time we could have spent on other things.

I suppose it got us some Tesla Cred, but I don't know how valuable that is.

You ever notice how the story and the discussion basically become two threads very quickly?

>>18940480
We tried to. Patton cock-blocked us.

>>18940474
remeber, the more you freak out the more we'll harass you, so just play nice and deliver at the end of the thread

>>18940511
>It accomplished little
Isn't it a little too early to be saying that?

>>18940474
says the guy who wrote it. either way, write more!
>>18940480
even more than quality time with our widow, we need a situation where we're in control. heh it seems that MC is almost more in control during the middle of a dogfight than he is during "shenanigans at castle barain"

>>18940515
I'm still trying to figure out a way to work the "my other ride is a widow" line into a conversation with Cupcakeski. It seems like something she'd be jealous of.

>>18940487
>>18940492
>>18940499
>>18940507
>>18940516
>>18940524

You faggots aren't getting shit until Subwitches is done and I'm ready to start the quest.

>>18940523
WEll...okay, it might have accomplished some SCIENCE!

But it accomplished none of OUR objectives.

>>18940474
Clearly, next time you should just write Robin fucking the shit out of Lynette. Just railing her up against the wall.

>>18940536
What exactly are our objectives? Shoot aliums. Fly a plane. 50% ain't bad.

>>18940531
>I'm ready to start the quest

So we're getting incestquest?

HOT DAMN!

>>18940524
He is in more control. At the castle, he has to play around emotional, high-strung little girls all the time.

>>18940527
Why, just WHY, do you think that line is funny?

>>18940531
YOU CANNOT RESIST THE URGE KOTTERS. GIVE INTO YOUR PRIMAL DESIRES.

>>18940548
YOU ALREADY GOT INCESTQUEST YOU SICK BASTARD

>>18940527
That's still a little bit too dickish.

>>18940515
getting your pelvis ground to dust and your weiner pulped by the only ass known to have crushed a space invader to dust in one clench is hardly quality time.

>>18940474
Says the guy who wrote it in the first place

>>18940558
PART 2 WHEN?

>>18940558
WE WANT MORE! MORE I SAY!

>>18940544
Robin and Cupcake. She needs to try out both siblings.

>>18940531
>quest

IncestQuest? Wow, taking your fiction a bit far, eh?

>>18940565
Yes, but he wrote it *ironically*.

I'm not actually sure if we're enjoying it ironically or not, though.

Naturally, just then the air raid sirens begin screaming.

"You have got to be shitting me," you say. "What lunatic would try to bomb this place? With all the fighters patrolling, here?"

"They wouldn't," Stirling agrees.

You and Stirling trade a long look.

Then, as one man you and the entire SAS squad leap for the doorway, managing to get yourselves jammed in there with spectacular force. Screaming and swearing, you're inches away from clearing the jam when the first rocket-bomb hits. A hammerblow of air tears down the hallway, your eardrums asplode, and dust floats down from the ceiling.

"SHIT!"

Shaken free of the doorframe, you all go sprinting towards the nearest flight of cellar stairs. Thundering down the damp old corridors, you all pile into the first room you see.

Sanya's just rising from sleep, stretching languidly, when fifteen or so panicked men pile into her little electromagnetically-shielded room like a herd of stampeding water buffalo.

>>18940551
Cause it's funny, you uptight twit.

>>18940531
start questan already then, you genderfliped version of panzerhexen.

>>18940553
Maybe instead of direct incest, we can set up Robin to get it on with one of the other witches, while MC and Miyafuji watch and fap in their little spy window?

And then Miyafuji can get curious...

>>18940544
Or Robin And Chris for lilsis/lilsis satisfaction

>>18940564
sez you

>>18940567
>>18940569
Consider for a moment what would happen if I continued. You're stark naked after fucking your sister, in front of a trio of witches. This includes the Adorable Cossack.

This could not end well.

>>18940585
WELL FUCK

ENOUGH!

Pay attention to the quest here and NOW.

You guys all missed old Reggie, that magnificent son of a butler.

>>18940585
AINSLEEEEEEEEEEEEY

>>18940585
Fucking lol.

Poor girl is going to have a heart attack.

"Sanya, I don't want to frighten you, but WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!"

>>18940590
I'm not writing that shit. I'm doing the MARINES.
Kotters is the FapFic-er. So ask him to do it.

>>18940585
INCOMING

>>18940585

DEFEND BORSCHT DEFEND BORSCHT YOU ARE THE BEST RUSSIAN YOU ARE THE RUSSIAN CUTE AND THE RUSSIAN LOVE, GET BEHIND YOUR BROTHER

>>18940585
>Cover your ears, kiddo, and try to ignore all the swearing.


Also

ARE PUPPY MARINE AND WILMA IN THE ROOM? Because we need blackmail material against Ian.

>>18940585

PROTECT the Cossack!

>>18940585
MUST PROTECT ADORABLE COSSACK FROM SAS WANKERS.

>>18940601
Wanna bet? As I recall, we just invited them to join us, and at least Trude is probably creaming herself.

>>18940585
>when fifteen or so panicked men pile into her little electromagnetically-shielded room like a herd of stampeding water buffalo.

DON'T WORRY MISS, WE'RE FROM THE AIR FORCE!

>>18940601
>this could not end well
that usually describes about 7/8ths of the things MC does
>>18940585
time to comfort adorable cossack during artillery bombardment i guess

>>18940585
WE MUST BE THE ADORABLE COSSACK'S SHEILD.

>>18940601
do
>>18940590

Not a direct sequel, individual episodes.

And it's a fapfic, it doesn't end well, it ends sexy.

The three witches walking in on us, well, Sanya has a brother complex, Trude has a sister complex, and Minna has an MC complex, so we can all have one complex orgy.

>>18940589
>Genderflipped

>>18940585
PICK HER UP
AND RUN
NO TIME FOR PLEASANTRIES.

Sooooooo, more on topic, she "knows his face," and that's a problem. Goddammit. Ian is Ian Fleming isn't he.

>>18940585
[X] Pick up Sanya for no particular reason

>>18940633
Agreed! Time to build that fort lads.

>>18940601
of course it could, we're just gonna have to fuck them all 3 at the same time; 4, we cant let baby sister behind .

I wonder how she'd respond to being made our honorary little sister.

I wonder how Robin would respond to gaining an honorary sister.

Kotters, just let it go man. You'll never be able to avoid it. Just accept that it happened and move on. No need to keep getting worked up over it. Wouldn't want you having a heart attack.
[nospoilers]I'd be extremely sad if you died.[nospoilers]

>>18940648
With the SAS? No thank you.

>>18940641
I don't think you've done your math right.

>>18940585
Fifteen? Take stock of who all is here.

>>18940585

Long, awkward minutes pass, with Sanya pressed defensively in one corner. There's a few more sharp explosions, but no rattling or shaking of the ancient castle - and finally, the siren dies down.

Stepping carefully to the foot of the cellar stairs, Paddy peers up at the main floor of the castle.

"Well, no fires or nuthin. Lessee."

He carefully ascends the steps. Two... three... five...

"All-clear!" he says.

Then Robin hits him from the blind-side. There's a brief clatter of accented cursing and stamped-metal-on-stone, then Robin's cheerful laughter takes over.

"Wha- what's going on!?" Sanya asks.

"Honey, I don't even fucking know anymore," you reply honestly.

COVER COSSACK WITH SELF. PROTECT FROM THE MENS.

>>18940666
Is that you, Orenji-kun? Stop sucking my cock, Two of a Kind isn't going to continue any time soon.

>>18940644

No, Fleming is navy. Ian might not really be an ian though.

>>18940642
panzer is a broad, I think.

>>18940585
"Sanya, you might want to be awake for this."

>>18940687
We need a drink...
again.

>>18940687
I hope she wears clothes to bed.

>>18940687
Oh, hey, perfect timing!
Let's introduce Robin, our little sister, to Sanya, adorable Cossack

>>18940687

Robin takes down Paddy fucking Mayne

>>18940687
"Martians are rocket-bombing us. Your room was closest. Sorry bout that."

>>18940692
Oh for the LOVE OF GOD.

YOU. STOP SHITTING UP THE THREAD.

Yes, we know you wrote a fapfic. Yes, we know you hate that you wrote it. STOP FUCKING BRINGING IT UP, THEN.

>>18940712
She does not.

>>18940712
Good point.
For the time being, cover her with anything available if she isn't.

>>18940692
;_;

>>18940687
let me explain...

>>18940692
You're actually worse then Panzer. GJ

>>18940713
>>18940713

>>18940722
Fuck you, we want more!

This sounds like it's much too low-projectile to be a serious assault on our position. What did they just land on us, or do that required that cover?

>Sanya all wrapped up in our flight jacket

Oh yeah

"Sanya, this is my lil sis, robin. Robin, this is the local ADORABLE COSSACK, Sanya

>>18940713
They can do little sister things together! While we watch! In the bushes!

fapping...

>>18940739
I've seen enough flamewars to know where this is going...

>>18940722
>>18940739
Roger.

>>18940722
he didn't bring it up, we're heckling him because he's to dumb to post anonymously while not posting slash

Oh, and introduce Sanya to our "little" sister.

>>18940743
It may be just harassment. Ha ha, no time for rest, evil alium rokkits are always around, etc.

>>18940743
probably artillery
>>18940713
this seems like the most...well, the least insane course of action at this point. try to restore some sembalance of normalcy to this whole thing

>>18940753
Oh right. We should get that back, since it looks like we might be going on a mission shortly. Best to make sure she's got something on underneath, though.

oh boy oh boy

>>18940759
We aren't Trude.

>>18940739

>then

>then

>then

>then

HEY PLANEFAG


Aren't we still carrying Stirling's knife?

>>18940743
They want to kidnap Tesla

>>18940783
She could watch with us. I'm sure she'd get in the mood herself.

>>18940743
probably just John Carter back from mars to pick up his bitches

>>18940785

>>18940687

You trot up the stairs and pull Robin off Paddy, who's still a bit stunned.

"The hell are you doing!?" you ask her. "And what the hell just happened?"

"Rocket-bombs!" Robin informs you. "One hit a small tower, the rest got nailed by the anti-aircraft!"

"How'd they get through the aircraft?" Reggie marvels. "They've got half the RAF patrolling this airspace."

"The little green men get tricksier and tricksier every day," you mutter. "C'mon, Robin, we should.... oh... shit."

Coming down the hallway, striding confidently through the drifting dust, is Minna. The flickering light straining against bomb-loosened masonry-dust renders the hall a field of shadows, and through it strides Minna, like a reaper in the night. Her pretty eyes are boring right into yours, and you are paralyzed by their eldrich fire as she closes on her prey.

SHE KNOWS.

She has to. She can sense peoples emotions from a distance - its part of her power!

SHE KNOWS.

>an hero
>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
>FLEE FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE

Get Sanya
Get Robin
Haul them along to find Miyafuji and Lynette
BUILD
PILLOW
FORT
Recruit Trude and Chris to aid in construction.

>>18940811
THOUGH I FLY THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH.
I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL.
FOR I AM 80,000 FEET AND CLIMBING.

Posting a continuation of incestuous fapfic at the end of this thread.

>>18940811
>FLEE FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

>>18940811
>an hero

>>18940814
One addition to this:
RUN

>>18940811
>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

THE SWAGMEISTER DIES WITH HIS BOOTS ON

>>18940811
FUUUUUUUUUK

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

This is going to hurt.

>>18940811
MAN THE "MATURING MC" FUCK UP.

.

she might not know

>>18940811
pic related
>take it like a man
we're gonna hafta deal with it eventually

>>18940811
>an hero
Maybe our Persona will save us.

>>18940811
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

>>18940811
GET TO THE WIDOW

WEP WEP WEP WEP

>>18940811
FLEE! We've got to go fly our plane now, right? Ground support for the Brits, yeah. Can't shirk our duty, after all. I'm sure we can talk later.

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
Grow up, Anon. You voted against consequences before. Time to accept them.

>>18940811
Take it like a man.
We dug this hole ourselves. We couldn't keep it in our pants for a FEW FUCKING HOURS.

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

>>18940811
Do what we always do when cornered.
Throw the closest witch at the enemy and run for it.

>>18940811
>FLEE FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE
RUN FORREST, RUN

>>18940811
>She can sense peoples emotions from a distance
That's bullshit, and we should totally call her on it. Later. After we run away.

>>18940811
FIRST

WE FIND OUT WHY SHE IS MAD

DO NOT CONFIRM ANYTHING UNTIL WE KNOW

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
No, don't TAKE it. Give it. Do not forfeit the initiative so. TAKE the initiative.
"Hey, WILHELMINA, SIR. What's up? Got a mission for me? SIR."

Possibly bring up the notion that the bomb was not a bomb.

>>18940852
>SWQ
>consequences
lol wut?

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

>>18940811
TAKE IT LIKE A MAYNE

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
we fucking deserve it

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

She doesn't know

CALL HER BLUFF

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN. WE ARE PILOT AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR

>>18940811

Play it cool! If she doesn't say anything neither will we!

We can have that conversation later.

I knew we should have stopped those girls from opening their mouths, I bet everyone knows by now.

>FLEE FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE
SORRY ROBIN BUT THIS IS YOUR DUTY
Through her at minna

>>18940811
>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
No running away from this one. She's faster than us.

>>18940811
>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

>>18940811
>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

>several votes for taking it like a man
I can see right through you, Minnafags. Don't think you can hide this from me. You're all obvious. It's so apparent. You can't escape my eyes. I'm on to you.

We flee. We flee like miserable vermin.

>>18940811
WE ADMIT TO NOTHING

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

ADVISE ROBIN TO RUN LIKE HELL, WE'LL COVER HER ESCAPE

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
BUT DON'T ADMIT TO ANYTHING

>>18940860
>>18940861
>>18940862
These. That empath stuff's probably BS, and there's more important stuff to deal with right now that relationship crap. Find out where it is that we'll be flying in the next 10 minutes.

>>18940811

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

But first, confirm anger reason.

>Take it like a man

We may as well. It might not be about that. But yes.

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
DO IT FAGGOT

LIKE A MAN

BUT DO NOT CONFIRM A DAMN THING!

PILOT BULLSHITTING POWERS ARE A GOOOOOOOOooooooo

>>18940811
>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

>>18940811
>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

This is what you get, fuckers, for fucking Strudelski.

>>18940893
Nope.

>>18940893
It's more that avoiding our CO wanting to murder us is a GOOD thing.

>>18940906
She has canon perfect, building piercing spacial sense. She could feel it.

I'm sick of our guy running.

[x]TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.

Maybe with some actual consequences, people will be less likely to take the full-retard option and just say "pilot" as an excuse.

>>18940906
This right here. There's a fucking war on. Get this shit out of the way and find out our orders.

>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

>>18940893
Wrong.

WE GONNA STRIKE BACK AT THE BASTARDS, MAÁM?

>ADMIT NOTHING

>>18940893
>Clearly about to have a massive fight with Minna/get killed by her
>DUR MINNAFEGS GIT OOT
Minnafags would wait until she'd calmed down for their own safety

*cough* To be fair, she might just be pissed because she didn't get any last night?

>Take it like a man.
We must give no fucks, not even in the face of certain death by yandere.

>>18940942
This is probably about the size of it.
[x] Turn swag on

>>18940893
we should start getting the consequences of our actions catch up whit us, and fucking a witch was the dumbest decision in the whole quest. fucking anyone else would have been worse, especially Minna

>>18940942
Or because we threw her at a group of MPs.

>>18940811
JIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

>>18940811
NOT IN FRONT OF OUR SISTER PLEASE

Good lord, the samefagging... The Minnafags must be pretty scared about us banging Cupcake.

>>18940954
Yeah that too.

>>18940954
>>18940942
When you think about, we aren't exactly an ideal fuck buddy.

>>18940962
Wouldn't they be running?

>>18940954

Or both. Actually, that's a VERY good reason to be pissed. Not only did she not get any, we threw her at some MPs and then flew a sharkplane.

>>18940962
>vote not going my way

>samefagging

learn the difference, and really, Fap ange will do as fap angel wills

>>18940956

>>18940962
Look at the postspeed. This isn't samefagging. Somehow, we have achieved consensus.

LIFT THE ADORABLE COSSACK LIKE A BABY IN FRONT OF THE BARBARIAN HORDE

>>18940951
Why should we start now? This whole quest is based solely on us running away from crap we don't want to deal with. This seems like a real bad time to change tactics.

>>18940956
Go away you.

>>18940972
Better chances of scoring Minna points if we up and take it rather than evade our fate.

>>18940980
Dammit minnapup, those were laced with laxitives and meant for mallory

God, not only will she be mad at us, the entire 501st will. We just broke the heart of their beloved commander.

>>18940980

>>18940811
"In my defense, that plane was really fucking cool."

>>18940983
There's a majority, but no consensus.

Fap Angel
Pagan Elf
Flange Pa
Flea Pang
Leaf Pang
Page Flan
Gape Flan
Penal Fag
Panel Fag
Plane Fag
Leap Fang
Plea Fang
Peal Fang
Pale Fang
Neap Flag
Pane Flag
Nape Flag
A Flag Pen
A Flan Peg
A Nag Pelf
A Pang Elf
Fa Gal Pen
Fa Lag Pen
Fa Pang El
Fa Nap Leg
Fa Nap Gel
Fa Pan Leg
Fa Pan Gel
Fa Pa Glen
Fag La Pen
Fag Pal En
Fag Lap En
Fag Alp En
Fag Nap El
Fag Pan El
Flag Pa En
Fang Pa El
Fan Gap El
Fan La Peg
Fan Pa Leg
Fan Pa Gel
Gal Pa Fen
Lag Pa Fen
Nag Pa Elf
Gap La Fen
Gap An Elf