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January 2008
1034444Creepy Wall campaignWhat starts out as a DM trying to bore his players to death turns into an interesting campaign idea.Guard, Wall, Creepy2008-01-19Editor's Choice
March 2008
1316306The Eclipsion TerrorguardA continuation of >>1312058, further fleshing out of the scariest Traitor Guards ever created.Eclipsion Guard, Lost and the Damned, Corrupted Starchild,2008-03-11 14 
1321750Eclipsion Terrorguard, part 3Continuation of >>1316306Eclipsion Guard, Lost and the Damned, Corrupted Starchild2008-03-13 5 
May 2008
1775987RapeguardA moronic DM shoehorns a celibate paladin into a magically-dominated fall because "all men want to have sex with women, no matter what they say." /tg/ plots revenge.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins2008-05-20 26 
June 2008
1927081Rapeguard, continuedUpdate on Anonymous' plan for vengeance on his group's DM.No it's not a rape thread, blackguard, stupid DM, paladins 2008-06-07 25 
August 2008
2397827Angry GuardA simple conversion idea request spawns a new regiment of guardsmen. Scriptarius also makes an appearance once more.Angry, Guard, Scriptarius2008-08-22 4 
March 2009
3931590Mantis LegionScriptarius' quest for an Imperial Guard army takes a turn for the epic as the idea of a psyker-filled night world is created and fleshed outPsyker Guard, Scriptarius, Imperial Guard2009-03-10 3 
April 2009
4329164What is it like to hold a Doomguard in your arms?Etc. etc. one of those for each faction. Moderately entertaining and so forth.Planescape, doomguard, Pentar, dark sun2009-04-20 7 
May 2009
4580594Roleplaying Horror StoriesHorror Stories of Freeform RPGs. Turns into win with James Bond the crab and generic guard.Freeform, James Bond the Crab, Guard, SuperGuard, Horror Stories, Players2009-05-18 20 
4686070Imperial Guard First Person Running and ScreamingYou are a guardsmen. Your objective? SURVIVE. 40k, Imperial Guard, FPS, survival horror2009-05-28 26 
June 2009
4750158Drew the Lich: Plottan part 2Shit hits the fan when Kiara returns. Continuation of previous thread.Drew the lich, OH SHIT, blackguard, we need more kiara porn2009-06-03 49 
July 2009
5234728The Greater GoodThe journal of a guardsman captured by the Tau.Fanfic, Imperial Guard, Tau, 40k, writefaggotry2009-07-23 5 
August 2009
5557739Blackguard Radio Chatter*Hiss* Is this working? *Static* Inquisitor Lord are you there? Your blackship crashed and we're stranded! *Static* -end help. Did you survive the crash?Raido Static, Blackguard, Guardmen2009-08-23 -2 
5593714Guardsman EliGuardsman Eli tells why he is no longer a good man. A manly tear inducing story.Warhammer 40K, Imperial Guard, Manly Tears2009-08-26 27 
September 2009
5704578Gary the Betrayer Quest Pt. 2MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MORE TSUNDERE FOR THE TSUNDERE GOD!40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-03 -1 
5705617Gary the Betrayer Quest, Pt 3We begin to build our force as we set our sights on the Tactical Genius himself. Cadia shall fall.40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-03 -1 
5711048Gary the Betrayer Quest, Pt 3 Pt 2Sagefags fucked up the thread after the profile caused a GARY SUE Shitstorm. Fuckers. Will continue later tonight.40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-04 -2 
5738533Gary the Betrayer Quest, Pt 3.3WE GET FUCKED BY DARK ANGELS AND RUN TO THE EYE. WE FUCK UP KHORNATE DAEMON PRINCES AND BROFIST KHARN. FUCK YEAR.40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-06 0 
5740595Gary the Betrayer Quest, Pt 3.4Sagefags stopped it again tonight. Shitsux. Progress is currently 3/5th ready for assault on Cadia.40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-06 0 
5768807Tactics QuestGuardsman Anon finds himself taking command of the remnants of his squad in the middle of his regiment's first battle with the Necrons. 40k, Imperial Guard, quest2009-09-08 6 
5794633Tactics Quest Part Sam!Tactics Quest continues. Gather the old team, meet the new team, and drop into a warzone.40k, Imperial Guard, quest2009-09-10 2 
5796371Tactic Quest Part COMBATTake up carefully chosen positions and mow down the endless waves of oncoming foes. It's just another day in the Emperor's service. Now with added Nurgle.40k, Imperial Guard, quest2009-09-10 2 
5950279Tactics Quest #5.5After a devastating enemy artillery bombardment (the result of garrisoning the a build with bright red target marks all over it) we must rally the platoon, as the arch-enemy attempts to breach the doors. 40k, Imperial Guard, quest2009-09-21 0 
6059325Moar Interlude from RightfagYet more sequential writefaggotry from 'Why the Imperium will win, despite GRIMDARK'. Sergeant-Major Briggs is alive, ready for duty and packing heat.40k, Stormtroopers, Imperial Guard, Sergeant-Major Briggs, Writefaggotry2009-09-29 1 
April 2010
9158648Grunt Quest ISomeone posts a quest starter. After a lack of follow-up, a couple of replacement DMs take over and give the best Imperial Guard quest since Tactics Quest.Grunt Quest, Imperial Guard, IG, Quest, 40k2010-04-13 1 
9163548Grunt Quest IIWe take out three Noise Marines, get recommended a promotion and manage to save a tank driver from execution. Just another day in the life in His Majesty's Imperial Guard.Grunt Quest, Imperial Guard, IG, Quest, 40k2010-04-13 1 
939166040k replaced with animated mouseswhat happens when you mix dark herisy and mouse guard. Awesome happens thats what.Dark herasy, Mouse guard, 40k, mice2010-04-24 -2 
9395826Jopall Indentured Regiment/tg/ discusses a long-neglected Imperial Guard regiment of under-handed, money-obsessed scoundrels. Writefaggotry is done. 40k, Warhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, writefaggotry, Jopall, Jopall Indentured Squadrons2010-04-24 7 
May 2010
9548788The HuntThe story of a IG sniper and the Tau unit that is chasing him.Warhammer 40, Tau, Imperial guard, Sniper2010-05-01 1 
August 2010
11530867Guardsman Quest 3Our guardsman goes through a fucked up dream sequence, gets (possibly fake) memories back, and raids the armory finally.Guardsman Quest, Guardsman, Imperial Guard, Quest, Collective Game2010-08-05 5 
September 2010
12127531The final moments of Pavonis StarportAn epic end to an epic writefaggotryImperial Guard, Writefaggotry, Epic, Dawn of War, Jon Falker, Vietnam 40k2010-09-18 30 
October 2010
12326310Guardsman Quest Part 1Corporal David Hayter wakes up on a battlefield, finds Private Hal Emmerich, a Long-Las, and a salamander with a girl in it. Brevets himself to Sargent, and starts on their journey.Guardsman Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Imperial Guard, Quest2010-10-04 5 
12350366Guardsman Quest Part 2Sergeant David Hayter and his group reach the rendevous point, discover everyone there is dead, discover that there are other imperial guard on the planet, get two new members to the party, and venture into a Chaos filled city. Meanwhile, the questers deal with an irritating grammar naziGuardsman Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Imperial Guard, Quest2010-10-07 4 
12362034Guardsman Quest Part 3In this session of Guardsman Quest, Evaline is refueled, we kick cultist ass, discover the secrets of Pvt. Katy Perry and Corporal Lucious Keldo, and meet Lieutenant John Keel and his group.Guardsman Quest, Collective Game, 40k, Imperial Guard, Quest2010-10-08 2 
12383837Hatamoto War WidowsTripfag introduces his custom guard regiment with a suprisingly well-developed backstory. Entertaining discussion on sources of inspiration and adapting cultures for 40K ensues.40k, Imperial Guard, writefaggotry, Hatamoto2010-10-10 5 
12397624Make an Imperial Guard Regiment Using Your CaptchaFun with captcha leads to creation of awesome and hilarious Imperial Guard regiments.40K, fluff, Imperial Guard, homebrew2010-10-11 6 
December 2010
13000992Mouseguard: The Call of SteveIa! Ia! Steve ftagh The Cyclopean Nightmare of the Combine Tractors and other stories.Mouseguard, Steve, Chtullu, Humanity, Sanity check2010-12-03 5 
January 2011
13547642The Blackguard's DaughterThread about a butthurt DM turns into original writefaggotry. Rape is surprisingly left aside.blackguard, elf, daughter, evil, writefaggotry2011-01-17 27 
13574563The Blackguard's Daughter Part IIA continuation of the story of Lily.blackguard, elf, daughter, evil, writefaggotry2011-01-19 20 
February 2011
13836896Johnny Bravo joins the Imperial GuardSome funny discussion and glorious latenight writefaggotry concerning that groovy motherfucker, Johnny Bravo.Johnny Bravo, Imperial Guard, Writefaggotry2011-02-10 35 
March 2011
14087660Imperial Guard Quest Part ILeft behind.imperial guard, quest, collective game, tau2011-03-01 0 
14126034Imperial Guard Quest Part IIthe unnamed soldier encounters a small village.imperial guard, quest, collective game, tau2011-03-04 1 
August 2011
16037299Traditional Anthropomorphic GamesI canhear yoou groaning from across the net, but I'm saving this thread not just for the wealth of playable furry games, but for >>16038331 this tale of 'HURR DURR YIFF IN HELL' gone too far. Sin is when we treat people as things; this applies to all people, those we feel compatibility with and those who like what we do not like.Anthropomorphism, Furry, Mouse Guard, Storytime, righteous rage, Yiff in Hell, asshole, assault 2011-08-23 -25 
16115726Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid EditionA friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think 40k, nids, tyranids, propaganda, truth, guardsmen, guardsman, imperium, humor, teaching, lessons, informative, IG, Imperial Guard, Imperial Guardsmen2011-08-30 5 
September 2011
1641893140k: The MusicalLyrics and music to the proposed 40k musical40k, Guard, Space Marine, Musical2011-09-25 5 
November 2011
16902450/tg/ Meta quest 18Wherein we loot more first age magic swords, and the OP goes to bed early.Collective game, Meta quest, Quest, Transpace guard, Meta, Middle earth, Barad-dur, Sauron, LotR2011-11-10 14 
December 2011
17080400Imperial Guard Talk And CreationImperial Guard favorites talk leads to a Creation table on par of Rites of BattleImperial Guard, Creation Tables, Rites of Battle2011-12-02 5 
January 2012
17598005So this one time..IRL shenanigans. Encounters and such. Ýncludes a guard tackling a thief in a medieval fair and getting promoted...Guard, IRL, Random Encounter, Story, STOP RÝGHT THERE CRÝMÝNAL SCUM!, Larp2012-01-19 5 
April 2012
18829626Necrons ain't got nothing on usOP with his merry band of ragtag rank 2 IG takes on Deathwatch 'Crons and wins like a baus40k, Dark Heresy, Imperial Guard, HFY2012-04-24 34 
18910050Mass Effect quest threadWe meet Vanguard James Rennick, alcohol is had, interspecies relations are discussed, shit hits the fan. TO BATTLESTATIONS!Mass effect, Vanguard, The Illusive Man, Ryncol, Biotics2012-04-30 10 
18921617A-Team Guardsmen vs Necrons - Part 2The unluckiest GM alive once again tries to to kill our heroes, this time with a Necron Tomb. Shenanigans ensue.40k, Dark Heresy, Imperial Guard, Necrons, Funny, Awesome2012-04-30 37 
May 2012
18933377Mass Effect Quest Part 1Wendigo and Jackal Squads continue towards mission objective. Sgt. Briggs makes Bro-tier, Newton proves to not be a total Jenkins, and we learn the dice Gods love Vanguards.Mass Effect, Vanguard, Geronimo, Briggs, Biotic2012-05-01 12 
18955531The Mass Effect quest part 3It seems Vanguard's are cursed with high dice rolls and strong grappling techniques.Mass effect, Vanguard, The Illusive Man, Geronimo, Nova2012-05-03 7 
19012677A-Team Guardsmen vs Necrons - Part 3The GM has realized that his Necrons have become ineffectual Saturday Morning Cartoon villains and just rolls with it.40k, Dark Heresy, Imperial Guard, Necrons, Funny, Awesome2012-05-08 35 
19231905Mass Effect Quest Filler Arc 4We learn more about our mysterious assailant, Geronimo is promoted to N1. LEVEL UP! We head back to Terra Nova to form up Jaguar Squad and let the ass kicking commence.Mass Effect Quest, Illusive Man, Geronimo, Karrigan, Vanguard, ICT, Briggs, Ajax2012-05-25 7 
June 2012
196399821st Emperors MembranesAn attempt to randomly create a Imperial Guard regiment results in the Membranes, 97% which are psykers.Only War, Warhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, Membranes2012-06-27 40 
July 2012
19817308Guardsman Quest: The fight for Amerigo SecondusIn this quest we take the role on the role of Fineas Edward Line, minor noble man and all around suave motherfucker. The planet gets handed over to the Tau by Governor nixon and Fineas sets off on a quest to defeat the Tau. He meats a gang of feline abhumans, gets recruited by an inquisitor and has nightmares while he's awake.Collective_Game, 40K, Imperial_Guard, Guardsman_Quest, Amerigo_Scondus, Tau, Catgirls, Heresy, Inquisition, Pancakes2012-07-11 10 
19863172Civ Game: Post-Apocalyptic EditionThe survivors of the Star City National Guard try to survive and make a place for themselves in the apocalyptic wasteland that was once the American north-west.Collective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-14 20 
19870867Civ Game: Post-Apocalyptic Edition 2Their position secure, the Star Guard improves their infrastructure and discovers a raider fortress.Collective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-14 11 
19868766Planetary Governor Quest: Part FourteenWe talk about politics, Democracy up, make some good headway in dismantling the Hulk, and accidentally wake up something terrible in the core of the Hulk by abysmally failing a roll.Planetary Governor Quest, Collective Game, Space Marines, Astartes, Imperial Guard, IG, PDF, RT, Rogue Trader, Xenos, Warhammer, 40K, Tyranid, Tyranids, Genestealer, Pirates. spiders, oh god why, SOB, Sisters of Battle2012-07-14 11 
19878957Civ Game: Post-Apocalyptic Edition 3The Star Guard destroys the raider fort, finds tribals at a hospital, and begins research.Collective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-15 11 
19892493Civ Game: Post Apocalyptic Edition 4The Star Guard learns of a cure for the Redbulls' rage and fights their way to a naval base to find it.Collective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-16 11 
19899086Civ Game: Post-Apocalyptic Edition 5The Star Guard gets helicopters, explores the river, meets a megacorp, and sends guardsmen to live at the naval base.Collective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-16 12 
19908799Civ Game: Post-Apocalyptic Edition 6The Star Guard explore the city via helicopter and try to liberate the airport island and the Gold Stars.Collective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-17 12 
19912279Civ Game: Post-Apocalyptic Edition 7The Star Guard liberates the airport, starts spreading the Star Guard movement to other cities, and begins the Redbull offensive.Collective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-17 15 
19926666Civ Game: Post-Apocalyptic Edition 8Star Guard liberates Redbulls and kicks some tribal assCollective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-18 14 
19930293Civ Game: Post-Apocalyptic Edition 9The Star Guard liberates child soldiers and establishes protected trade routes.Collective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-18 14 
19941696Civ Game: Post-Apocalyptic Edition 10The Star Guard trades, expands, prospers, and then the main base explodes.Collective Game, Civ Game, Post Appocaliptic, Quest, Star Guard, Salient Blue2012-07-19 16 
September 2012
20544279Medieval X-COM - part 1Muscle trio of three barbarian assassins wrestle their way to the ruined castle where they kill the king.Collective Game, Medieval X-COM, X-COM, guard,2012-09-01 10 
20567326Medieval X-COM - part 2Avant-Garde is formed, giant crabs are foughtCollective Game, Medieval X-COM, X-COM, guard,2012-09-03 7 
20595385Medieval X-COM - part 3troll bridge is conquered, Gaspard is savedCollective Game, Medieval X-COM, X-COM, guard,2012-09-04 6 
20721927Medieval X-COM - part 4hugs are given and cultists are killedCollective Game, Medieval X-COM, X-COM, guard,2012-09-14 6 
20745596Medieval X-COM - part 5merchants are saved, guards are killedCollective Game, Medieval X-COM, X-COM, guard,2012-09-16 10 
October 2012
21081671The Journal of Grask HarnlinOne Imperial Guardsman's journal during the campaign known only as The Grand Shitstorm of Olenus Primaris. Brought to you by the OP of the original Olenus Primaris thread.The Grand Shitstorm of Olenus Primaris, Imperial Guard, writefaggotry,2012-10-12 3 
December 2012
21990896Private Linda RedshirtWhat starts as somebody attempting to force a joke transforms into something beautiful.40k, Pvt. Linda Redshirt, Imperial Guard,2012-12-12 28 
January 2013
22560741The Commissar and Marcia :Training beginsa small session of training for the eldar convert, then some side pics by OPdrawthread, drawfag, eldar, IG, quest, imperial, guard, Marcia, Commissar2013-01-13 34 
22617928The Commissar and Marcia: Obstacle CourseThe Commissar's eldar conscript is put through the paces.Eldar, IG, Imperial Guard, Quest, Marcia, Commissar, drawthread2013-01-16 23 
22656737The Commissar and Marcia 5A character from the Commissar's past returns from the dead. He then proceeds to knock out an entire tavern's worth of patrons and recruits a psyker to serve as Marcia's teacher.Eldar, IG, Imperial Guard, Quest, Marcia, Commissar, Collective Game2013-01-18 21 
22822947The Hormissar, part 3we get some more troops, toys, and fun.warhammer 40k, quest, tyranid, hormissar, imperial guard, silly2013-01-29 10 
February 2013
22956643the tales of the hormissar part 4A really, really strange installment. Leman russ with a tail.warhammer 40k, hormissar, imperial guard, tyranid, quest2013-02-04 7 
23016703Childhood friend became a blackguard, what do?OP asks the question, thread is derailed twice and quality writing is produced.What do?, paladin, blackguard, Descartes2013-02-07 4 
March 2013
23506779Whiteshield TrainingThread about whiteshields gets some classic whiteshield training OCwhiteshields, drill sergeants, imperial guard, IG, OC2013-03-05 3 
May 2013
24599545Best Blackguard Ever"One of my players decided to roll a Chaotic Evil Blackguard for my current campaign... I'm not sure if he's doing Chaotic Evil wrong, or if everyone else is." It's the latter.D&D, Blackguard, Chaotic Evil2013-05-03 63 
July 2013
26003249Fear the Guard/tg/ tells stories of the city guards in their campaigns, many textblocks of how their PC's had their asses handed to them on a pike.Guard, DnD, NPC,2013-07-14 10 
August 2013
26838541Lord General Quest 1Lord General travels to the world of Vitalitas to raise his first Regiment before preparing to liberate the world of Le Keers. Politicking upon a dying world, securing aid, and raising his first Siege Regiment, the Lord General lays the groundwork for his future.Collective Game, Lord General Quest, Warhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, Commissars2013-08-27 22 
26876368Lord General Quest 2Lord General and the Vitalitas 1st Siege Regiment arrive at Le Keers to find the enemy's numbers larger than expected, but begin their attack undaunted! Perspective shift to a Company Commander's view takes the fight to a crashed Devourer dropship's survivors at the Starport of Omnissiah's Gateway... Guardsman Ronalds will not be forgotten. Collective Game, Lord General Quest, Warhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, Commissars, Invasion, Heretics, Death or Glory2013-08-29 20 
26917030Lord General Quest 3The liberation of Le Keers continues. For the Emperor, boys!Collective Game, Lord General Quest, Warhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, Commissars, Invasion, Heretics, Death or Glory2013-08-31 20 
September 2013
27424946Forrest Gump as an Imperial guardsman"Ah may not be a... Smart man. B-but I know whut Heresy... Is."gump, guard, 40k2013-09-26 20 
January 2014
29525616IG finds a strange device...An imperial guard regiment is stranded and besieged by orks, when a patrol comes across a strange and ancient item of randomly generated technology.Imperial guard, Random, Generator, 2014-01-16 10 
March 2014
31122811Imperator Dirae, aka: Hell HarlotsWe roll the dice to make another guard regiment and end up with a collection of knife-loving, bloodthirsty female convicts.Only War, Imperal Guard, Imperator Dirae, Hell Harlots2014-03-29 6 
May 2014
32195887The Commissar and Marcia-Sidequest: Da PodAn unidentified "Space Pod" lands in the thick jungle of Feral World "Loss". The Commissar calls the guardsmen and Marcia to investigate and find a rather unexpected lifeform.Collective Game, The Commissar and Marcia, Marcia, Commissar, Imperial Guard, Eldar, drawthread, Squat, Grotling, heresy2014-05-18 7 
August 2014
33798684The Zathras Legion, Part 2Excuse me, Commissar...imperial guard, 40k, Zathras, Excuse me commissar, questions, troll2014-08-01 3 
344180951st Alaran Penal LegionTG tried to make IG regiments, first rsult is a Sororita without the funding Second one is the magnificent bastards of 1st Alaran Penal LegionWarhammer 40k, Imperial Guard, Story time, Writefag2014-08-27 4 
November 2014
36380664Aerwin the Mon'Keigh ExpertAerwin Stroud, Eldar Explorer, travels all over the Galaxy in order to bring knowledge of the Human Race back to her craftworld brethren. Accompanying her is the Wraithguard Cameraman, Dave, and the Soundgrot, Mike. Featuring Inquisitor Attenborough.Elder, Aerwin, writefag, drawfag, dave, Wraithguard, grot, mike2014-11-26 32 
36413926New adventures with Aerwin The show of Aerwin the eldar mon-keigh expert and her crew continuesEldar, Aerwin, writefag, drawfag, dave, Wraithguard, grot, mike2014-11-27 7 
36420301Gellar Field FailureAn Excuse Me, Commissar thread evolves into roleplay of a Gellar Field failure40k, roleplay, Imperial Guard, chaos2014-11-27 6 
June 2015
40709006Imperial Guard appretiation threadAnons discuss which Imperial Guard Regiment they think is the most interesting, fluff-wise.40k, Imperial, Guard, fluff, Warhammer2015-06-29 0 
40917414Mission to OR-42Anon posts a Metroid/40K crossover. Anon 2 writes Samus's PoV. Anon 3 writes Necron PoV.Warhammer 40000, 40K, Metroid, Necrons, Imperial Guard, Commissar, Samus, Samus Aran, Write, Writing2015-06-30 8 
July 2015
41436539Blackguard Quest #8We beat the shit out of a paladin. Archived early, lostboy might have put in some greentext, so I advise reading through the whole thingCollective Game, Quest, Blackguard Quest, Eclipse, Blackguard, Paladin2015-07-25 5 
41467604Blackguard Quest StorytimeA clollection of in-universe short stories, with some lostboy greentextCollective Game, Quest, Blackguard Quest, Eclipse, Blackguard, Storytime2015-07-26 2 
August 2015
41994183The 'Skippy's List' for the Imperial GuardPossibly the definitive version of the hilarious implied antics of bored soldiers in WH40k flavour. An Excellent read.Warhammer 40K, Imperial Guard, Guard, Writefaggotry, IG, Guardsmen, Commissar, Epic2015-08-21 42 
December 2015
43944461Talons of CorvusWhat if Raven Guard had a successor Chapter that was essentially a more heroic version of C&C's Brotherhood of Nod.Space, Marines, Space Marines, Warhammer, Warhammer 40000, Warhammer 40K, 40K, Raven Guard, 2015-12-02 5 
43962808Talons of Corvus 2nd ThreadContinuation of the previous thread. Now with more fleshing out and a nice story.Space, Marines, Space Marines, Warhammer, Warhammer 40000, Warhammer 40K, 40K, Raven Guard, 2015-12-04 3 
44018095Talons of Corvus 2nd ThreadContinuation of the previous thread. Sadly with less activity...Space, Marines, Space Marines, Warhammer, Warhammer 40000, Warhammer 40K, 40K, Raven Guard, 2015-12-06 2 
February 2016
45429618Hua Yuan Exterminators Creation ThreadThe Hua Yuan Exterminators were created during a "roll up a guard regiment" thread and the idea is worth savingHua Yuan, Imperial Guard, Creation Tables, Guard, 40k2016-02-16 15 
45464029Hua Yuan Exterminators 2nd ThreadSome More fluffing happens and a wiki page is createdHua Yuan Exterminators, Imperial Guard, Guard2016-02-17 6 
45481136Hua Yuan Exterminators Third threadWe start fluffing their homeworld alongside more draw and write related faggotries.Hua Yuan, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables2016-02-25 3 
45493144Hua Yuan Exterminators Fourth threadWe expand on their homeworld fluff, taking great inspiration on Hong Kong and the Walled City of Kowloon.Hua Yuan, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables2016-02-25 2 
45506052Hua Yuan Exterminators Fifth threadHua Yuan gets fluffed even more alongside the Fire Sect Monks and some moreHua Yuan, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables2016-02-25 2 
45523520Hua Yuan Exterminators Sixth threadRiccianon edition, worldbuilding Hua Yuan even more.Hua Yuan, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables2016-02-25 1 
45557612Hua Yuan Exterminators Seventh threadWe fluff the noble houses and the upper hive of Hua YuanHua Yuan, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables2016-02-26 1 
March 2016
45635229Hua Yuan Exterminators Eighth threadWe fluff the gangs and other criminal groups of the Hua Yuanese underground.Hua Yuan, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables2016-03-01 1 
45684137Hua Yuan Exterminators Ninth threadWe work on the common man, their conmutes and how they live.Hua Yuan, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables2016-03-01 2 
45773792The Imperal Guard writes a Letter to AbaddonA letter is written to Abbadon, and he responds. Finally, the tau recieve a letter of their own. All one word at a time.40k, imperial guard, abaddon, tau, letter, funny2016-03-03 48 
45782556The Imperal Guard writes a Letter to Chaos GodsThe letter by letter letter writin antics continue, and this time we write clickbait for chaos gods, a poem for Magus, and orders for Orks.40k, imperial guard, Chaos Gods, Magus, Orks, letter, funny2016-03-04 18 
45791510The Imperal Guard writes a Letter to EmperorLast from /TG/ Imperial Guard trilogy, where we finally message Emperor and end our adventure.40k, imperial guard, letter, Emperor, funny2016-03-04 16 
45785537The Wandering Brotherhood-Regiment CreationThe Wandering Brotherhood of Saint Domingo the Ferocious, Shepherds of the Lost, Faithful of Castauella. Guard Creation threadWarhammer 40k, RPG, Only War, Imperial Guard, Monks, Regiment Creation2016-03-04 1 
45802201The Wandering Brotherhood-Regiment Creation ContinuedThe Wandering Brotherhood of Saint Domingo the Ferocious, Shepherds of the Lost, Faithful of Castauella. Guard Creation threadWarhammer 40k, RPG, Only War, Imperial Guard, Monks, Regiment Creation2016-03-05 -1 
45786331Hua Yuan Exterminators Tenth threadDesperate bumps and Mechanicus fluffing occurs. Hua Yuan, Exterminators, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables, Homebrew2016-03-07 2 
45851515Hua Yuan: Mandatory Fun EditionWe fluff out the regular line infantry, the armored regiments, and many more!Hua Yuan,Hua,Yuan,40k,Warhammer,Imperium,Imperial Guard,Guard,Guardsmen2016-03-11 1 
45934995Hua Yuan Exterminators Twelfth ThreadProgress is made on the wiki and the Infantry Regiments get a little more fluff.Hua Yuan, Exterminators, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables, Homebrew2016-03-14 1 
46006584Hua Yuan Exterminators Thirteenth ThreadAn epic blood fued erupts in a shower of autism as namefaggots battle over what history is the right one.Hua Yuan, Exterminators, Imperial Guard, Guard, 40k, Creation Tables, Homebrew, Autism2016-03-19 1 
April 2016
46748328Serikkan Arbalists: Thread one - the beginningWe roll up a IG regiment, containing two different cultures, a frozen jungle and awesome governors.Imperial guard, 40k, Serikkan Arbalists, Fire ze cannons,2016-04-19 1 
46766714Serikkan Arbalists 2: Artillery boogalooWhere we make figures of importance and figure out our culture.Imperial Guard, 40k, Serikkan Arbalists, Fire ze Cannons,2016-04-21 1 
46807799Serikkan Arbalists 3: OP can't name editionWe finally set up a 1d4chan page and make up some more stuff about the worldImperial Guard, 40k, Serikkan Arbalists, Fire ze Cannons,2016-04-24 0 
June 2016
47837763Vanguard I: Old Farm Blues [Skirmish]A new skirmish game, most of us do nothing while Barnaby kills everything.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-06-20 5 
July 2016
48535884Vanguard II: Neighbourhood WatchAfter the screw-up in Argetina, things are re-organized and Vanguard deploys to a perfectly normal suburban home. Owned by vampires.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-07-31 2 
August 2016
48569222Vanguard III: PartycrashersVanguard operatives infiltrate into a seemingly normal party. Hosted by an invoker.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-08-07 2 
48691803Vanguard IV: StakeoutHankering for some R&R, Vanguard goes spelunking in a perfectly normal cave system. It's full of 9 century old vampires.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-08-10 2 
48740386Vanguard V: WolfdenVanguard goes to Münich and enjoy the serene city. They visit perfectly normal noodle shop. It turns out to be full of gunmen and demons.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-08-14 2 
48903031Vanguard VI: MoonwolfThe annual company picnic looks to be cancelled because of a pending apocalypse. Vanguard travels to outer space to preserve the picnic. Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-08-23 2 
October 2016
49815449Fumunco Ganger regiment thread IPeople through around some basic Idea and a combination of the Mafia and the Wild west crops up a lot, also their homeworld gets a nameFumunco, Imperial Guard, Regiment creation, Warhammer 40K2016-10-18 0 
49864582Vanguard VII: MoonwolfierStuck on the moon, lost in space, out of time. Will the picnic (and world) be saved?Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-10-21 2 
December 2016
889046Vanguard VIII: Great Victoria Wasps Escaped the moon only to be stuck in an even worse place: Australia! Still no picnic.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-12-09 1 
916341Vanguard 9: Desert BeatVanguard goes to a Perfectly Normal Town. A little too normal.Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2016-12-20 3 
February 2017
51754631A day in the life of a guardsmanTurns out guardsmen don't have the best days.warhammer 40k, writefag, the imperial guard, a day in the life2017-02-25 18 
March 2017
51891571A day in the life of a Guardsman 2Turns out guardsmen don't have the best days. warhammer 40k, writefag, the imperial guard, a day in the life, writefaggotry2017-03-09 4 
April 2017
52921937Argo Brigade - First Edition EditionEveryone's favourite fanatical counter insurgency brigade receives some more well deserved attention.imperial guard, guard creation thread. homebrew, argo, argo brigade, argian, argus2017-04-29 4 
May 2017
52962986Argo Brigade thread 3Bjilding a custom IG regimentwarhammer 40k, homebrew, imperial guard, argo brigade2017-05-01 1 
52989751Argo Brigade thread 4Trying to make it work.Argo Brigade, homebrew, Imperial Guard, Warhammer 40K2017-05-04 1 
53053332Argo Brigade thread 5Getting the goddam wiki sortedArgo Brigade, homebrew, Imperial Guard, Warhammer 40K2017-05-08 2 
June 2017
53593459Surprise Field Kit Inspection!An enraged Commissar calls a surprise field kit inspection on a rag-tag Imperial Guard regiment. But just who the fuck are they, anyway?Imperial Guard, roleplay, 40k2017-06-04 3 
53754134The Bush Fang Correctionals.Lizard mutant Imperial Guard regiment.40k, Imperial Guard, Mutant, creation,2017-06-13 -3 
53727323 FIELD KIT INSPECTION!enraged Commissar calls another surprise field kit inspection on a rag-tag Imperial Guard regiment.Imperial Guard, roleplay, 40k 2017-06-15 2 
December 2017
57047444WELCOME TO THE FRONTJust an ordinary day in the trenches of the Imperial Guard. Well, not quite ordinary, but you get used to it.Roleplaying, Imperial Guard, Warhammer 40k2017-12-25 10 
October 2018
62492676Unbreakable TritonsFa/tg/uys make a Guard Reg of kickass mariners40K, Imperial Guard, Wet, Sonic Guns, Submarines, 2018-10-16 6 
December 2018
63542055Emperor's Mad Kids Creation ThreadWe make an Imperial Guard regiment of Mad Max style Beastmen.Imperial Guard, Beastmen, Mad Max, 40k, Warhammer, Warhammer 40k.2018-12-17 21 
April 2019
3384471Vanguard: Property InspectionRIPPER team comes out of the dark to find a missing dog, end up finding a lost citySkirmish Quest, Collective Game, Vanguard, Art?, Skirmish Sketch2019-04-19 5 
May 2019
65977935Predator Marines Part 2A continuation of the first Predator Marines thread fleshing out the glorious clusterfuck of a sector they're based in.Chapter Creation, Space Marines, Predator Marines, Iron Hands, Sisters of Battle, Imperial Guard, Inquisition, 40k, Writefaggotry2019-05-01 12 
65998356Predator Marines part 3ITT, we finally get around to rolling the ork klan. Also, cyborg Xenomorph combat servitors and Jew Necrons.Chapter Creation, Space Marines, Predator Marines, Iron Hands, Sisters of Battle, Imperial Guard, Inquisition, 40k, Writefaggotry2019-05-03 10 
66035693Predator Marines part 4We continue working on the Venaro sector, Jewish dark mechanicus, and move towards Genestealers.Chapter Creation, Space Marines, Predator Marines, Iron Hands, Sisters of Battle, Imperial Guard, Inquisition, 40k, Writefaggotry2019-05-09 5 
September 2019
68364766Void CrowsYou know the deal. Anons decide to roll up a 40k faction army. It's worth saving. Buckle up for void pilots, diet-space sharks, and TRUTH!Chapter Creation, Space Marines, Raven Guard, Maybe WBs, Void Crows, writefaggotry, cannibals, 40k2019-09-16 11 
68395116Void Crows #2Anons come back and flesh out more of the iconography and terminology of the chapter and we finally get a real drawback to our mutation.Chapter Creation, Space Marines, Raven Guard, Maybe AL, Void Crows, writefaggotry, cannibals, 40k2019-09-19 3 
68446552Void Crows 3/t/g expands upon the current lore of the void crows, talking about their origins, and the nature of their particular affliction.Chatper Creation, Space Marines, Raven Guard, Mabye AL, Void Crows, writefaggotry, cannibals, 40k2019-09-26 5 
March 2020
4131360Warhammer 40K: Blood CovenA fresh Imperial Guard regiment deploys for battle on a world beset by Chaos.Warhammer, 40k, Imperial Guard, Astra Militarum, Blood Coven, TimeKiller QM, Dark Imperium2020-03-19 1 
December 2020
456216140K P.D.F. QUEST IThe pleasure world of vexis has an unexpected hero in their ranks.Flak(e)trooper, 40K P.D.F. QUEST, Imperial Guard, WH40K, Warhammmer 40000, Warhammer 40k, Rick "the snick", Princecock Clan2020-12-13 12 
456898840K P.D.F. Quest II /drukhari scumbags edition/Miracles happen with some extremely lucky rolls. Lot's of praying. Some Memes. Ending of this chapter.Flak(e)trooper, 40K P.D.F. QUEST, Imperial Guard, WH40K, Warhammmer 40000, Warhammer 40k, Rick "the snick", Princecock Clan2020-12-16 10 
February 2021
77290747Angels Eradicant ThreadMEMRI TV Marines and Co. Crusade and teeter on the edge of ExcommunicationSpace Marines, Imperial Guard, Chaos, Clones, MEMRI-TV, Titans2021-02-03 1 
77353236Kaiju Sector Clusterfuck Faction Generator IIRolls further create two fanatical Guard regimentum, a renegade Blood Angel Chapter, an insane DEldar Kabal and an insaner Necron Dynasty.Warhammer 40k, Tyranids, Orks, Tau, Space Marines, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Dark Eldar, Necrons, Creation Tables, Clusterfuck2021-02-08 3 
July 2021
4878085Hapless Guardswoman QuestNewly conscripted Guardswoman Rhea Silvia blunders through an increasingly bizarre set of encounters as she struggles to survive. 40k, Imperial Guard, Inquisition, Chaos, Chocolate, Corruption2021-07-21 4 
November 2021
82269828Dark Eldar (And More) Creation ThreadA creation thread for a Deldar Kabal delivers lore, art, worldbuilding, and even more factions. Shit's pretty lit40k, Creation Tables, Dark Eldar, Imperial Guard, Chaos Space Marines2021-11-26 1 
December 2021
82330143Kabal of the Cloaked Void thread #2A continuation of 82269828, involving norse feral world guardsmen and a Grotesque monstrosity made from a Dreadnought.40k, Creation Tables, Dark Eldar, Imperial Guard, Cloaked Void,2021-12-08 1 
February 2022
5116837Imperial Guard QuestA noble born grenadier scouts out a mysterious site, then infiltrates an occupied city40k, Imperial Guard, Chaos2022-02-24 1 
May 2022
520011540K Conscript QuestTrooper Cat survives her first day of combat in the trenches of Groxbridge, surviving Traitor Guard, Gretchin, and friendly fire.40k, Imperial Guard, Chaos, Orks, Conscript2022-05-03 0 
June 2022
525309440K Conscript Quest #2 – City FightOne month later, Cat survives fights with furries, Tau, and a Necron Warrior.40k, Imperial Guard, Chaos, Tau, Necrons2022-06-16 0 
November 2022
86641533The Kataki 409th Light Infantry are born.In which /tg/ rolls up an elite volunteer crackshot regiment from the mountainous agriworld of Kataki Secundus, and some lore is hashed outWarhammer 40k, 40k, IG, Imperial Guard, Homebrew2022-11-11 14 
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